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Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member
In Which Karkat Vantas Finds His Ashen Quadrant Filling Itself, Somewhat Against His Wishes, Leaving Him With A Small Mountain Of What The Fuck Do I Do Now?

An exploration of what "ashen" looks like, being romance, platonic, black, and conciliatory all at once.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Kanayac3<Karkatc3<Eridan  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:gaudior  quality:sunfish  extra:AshenRomance(issuperrare)  extra:postSBURB  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind)  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  extra:negotiation 
may 2017 by opalsong
Secondhand Lovers
Strider is smiling like he's got you all figured out, like your insides are a mess of spare parts scattered across a worktable, and he's just found a way to make them all fit together. "What if I make you like it?" He licks the skin of your neck, tasting your sweat. "Let me take you apart, bro."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dirk/Equius  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:autoeuphoric  quality:salamander  extra:xeno  Extra:BDSM  extra:postSBURB 
december 2016 by opalsong
Truth or Dare
In the name of family bonding, Roxy, Rose, Dave, and Dirk play a game of truth or dare. (They may regret this plan.)
fandom:Homestuck  fanwork  pairing:gen  rating:G  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:edenfalling  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:family  extra:fluff  Extra:Game 
december 2016 by opalsong
Up All Night to Get (Un)Lucky
In which Dirk has hell of computer issues/plays matchmaker, Calliope is revealed to be a big ol' pervert, and it's implied that the future of entertainment is a heavily edited version of an incredibly shitty fanfiction featuring hot unicorn on wizard action/violence.

Also there's animes.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat/Jade/Terezi  pairing:John/Roxy  pairing:Dirk/Sollux  pairing:Dirk/Jake  pairing:John/Roxy/Calliope  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:r  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:dreamingHierophant  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:IM  extra:poly  extra:fanboy!  extra:humour  extra:domestic  extra:fluff 
december 2016 by opalsong
Happy Endings
The Golden Ending for SBurb has been realized and thanks to some careful time jimmying, everyone's ended up in the same timeline and the same present. Including the Trolls. Which can be a little, uh, complicated.

Started out as wondering about a family of Striders that included Davesprite and Lil Hal and Alpha Dave, ended up expanding into a massive and strange thing of beauty. Includes an homage to Asukerian's one armed Davesprite with her gracious permission.

These are written in whatever order we want but we promise to make sure they're put in mostly chronological order here on the series hub. (mostly because Time Shenanigans)

CANON COMPLIANT UP TO THE GIGAPAUSE.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Gamzee  pairing:John/Dave  pairing:Jane/Gamzee  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  pairing:Latuta/Mituna  rating:pg-13  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:TGP  author:LoxieBoxie  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:timeshenanigans  extra:family  extra:humour  extra:kissing  extra:culturedifferences  extra:tease  extra:angst  extra:neglect  extra:cultureshock  extra:drugs  extra:therapy 
december 2016 by opalsong
So It's Going
They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him.

Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:pg-13  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:TGP  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:angst  extra:timeshenanigans  extra:depression  extra:bodyhorror  extra:Linguistics!!!  extra:flirting  extra:drinking  Extra:Abuse  extra:aftermath  extra:toPodfic  extra:wishList 
december 2016 by opalsong
All the pretty (blue) horses
This is a mixfill of two prompts!

Prompt 1: Jane/Equius - She's a classy blue heiress, he's probably resilient enough to survive surprise dominatrix mode, it could work.

Prompt 2: Sharp dressed man, Equius Zahhak

Gold watch, diamond ring
I ain't missin' not a single thing
And cufflinks, stick pin
When I step out I'm gonna do you in



They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man



Equius Zahhak in some very nice clothes, getting undressed later by an interested party and preferably ridden hard to be put away wet. Possibly even at the party in some secluded alcove. C'mon, you know that the boy would be fiiiiiine in a tailored suit.



And then it exploded on me and turned into an actual fic, god damn it. Stay tuned.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Nepeta<>Equius  pairing:Jane/Equius  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  pairing:Jane/Gamzee  pairing:Dirk/Equius  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:oncewewerezombies  quality:sunfish  extra:xeno  extra:au  extra:postSBURB  extra:praisekink  Extra:BDSM  extra:IM  extra:solo  extra:pegging 
december 2016 by opalsong
Power And Control
You are suffering. There is a brand new circle of troll hell, and you're the lucky asshole who gets to experience it firsthand. You might have been making your peace with your eventual doom since you pupated, but nothing could have prepared you for this.

Kankri is lecturing you.

Ok, no, that's not even a fair description of what's happening here. Kankri is lecturing you. Kankri has been lecturing you. Kankri has been lecturing you for two fucking hours what the fuck. You have given him... let's count it up now... yeah, exactly zero reasons to do this to you. You don't even have a single goddamn clue about what has him so spun up. He happened to come back to the hive while you were making the thirty second trip between your husktop and the food preparation block, and you said hi. This is what happens when you try to be polite. All you wanted was an energy drink.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Sollux/Kankri  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:spockandawe  quality:sunfish  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  Extra:BDSM  extra:postSBURB  extra:establishedrelationship  extra:xeno  extra:powersareforporn 
september 2016 by opalsong
Rhetorical Discourse
"Why're you still here, bro," Latula repeats patiently. Kankri glances up accidentally -- midriff, oh dear -- and glances away, fast.

Sitting in the surf is a man with too many visible ribs and shoulders too wide for his frame, strings-and-cables musculature in stark relief through the lack of even the smallest coating of insulating flesh. He looks starving and steel-strong both and there are little chalk-white nicks of scars everywhere on him. Foam runs up to his waist; Kankri stares, thinking stupidly, he is naked. Did he decide in a fit of whimsical, ah, otherness, to take off that last bit of -- but no, there is the edge of his waistband, and Kankri turns his gaze down to the sand between his own knees, ears burning with shame at his own salacious, depraved disappointment.

They want me gone, he thinks, and he knows why. This is a perfect place, a perfect moment; he's intruding.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Latula/Mituna/Kankri  rating:pg-13  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  extra:postSBURB 
september 2016 by opalsong
Push Button, Receive Apology
"I got you this." He sets a tiny box on the table between you and nudges it in your direction with psionics. You stare at it. It's the right size to hold a human-style commitment-designation ring, which you sometimes think would be a cool thing to have but as far as you know he's never been interested in. "For those times when I'm being a jackass and you need to snap me out of it." A little smile, a hint of the smug asslord creeping back in around the edges of the apologetic matesprit. "Or when you just want a shortcut to getting my attention."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat/Sollux  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  quality:sunfish  extra:establishedrelationship  Extra:Toys  extra:publicsex  extra:tease  extra:postSBURB 
august 2016 by opalsong
#tw: tr9ll 6reeding
"I need to—" you can't, you can't say it with Mituna there. "It's my mutation," you say instead. "There are complications."

"Okay, dude, open the door," Latula says. The knob rattles, and you miss whatever Mituna says next. "Yeah, I know, but he's still one of us. We can't just let him suffer, you know?"



(Kankri misses a social outing. Some of his friends come to check up on him.)
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Latula/Mituna/Kankri  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  quality:sunfish  extra:heat  extra:dubcon  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  extra:dirtyTalk  extra:postSBURB 
august 2016 by opalsong
Multiply
"You aren't denying the guilt part," she says happily.

You shrug. This was the way you really liked her, alert and predatory, delighted with life and always a little weird. "You could find anybody guilty of something."

"That," Terezi declares, "is one of the sweetest things anyone has ever said to me."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat/Jade  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Rose/Vriska  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:xeno  extra:firsttime  extra:enthusiasticConsent  extra:inflation  extra:dubcon  Extra:SexPollen  extra:kink 
august 2016 by opalsong
being obviously a bundle of weird intense needs
You were right about him being passive—well, receptive. Reactive. He doesn't start things, though he's always willing to stop what he's doing for a makeout session, and he puts himself in your orbit more than he needs to. You think that's his way of asking if you're in the mood.

It's hard to admit it even to yourself, but you're grateful he's content to take it this slow.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Drik/Horuss  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  quality:sunfish  extra:firsttime  extra:postSBURB  extra:aftercare 
august 2016 by opalsong
For No Good Cause
The only thing that saves them is that even in the throes of berserk rage Kankri has no clue how to fight.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:dubcon 
august 2016 by opalsong
Testing the Springs
So, um. Terezi is kissing her. By the way.

"Wowza. Lesbos R Us, at long last. I knew that day would come. Anyone got a camera."

Terezi has a lot more teeth to get nibbly with than Karkat and her tongue is way longer and oh lord does she know how to use it. Jade wonders to herself, vaguely, why she never kissed her boyfriends' girlfriend before. That was a really silly oversight.

Mmm.

"Haha, shut up, Dave, you've been modeling for the Gay Dudes R You catalogue for like three years now."

"Like you can talk, Mister It's Not Gay If He Doesn't Have Balls To Touch."

--
oneshot, plus a couple of ficlet sequels.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat/Dave/Terezi/Jade  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  extra:poly  extra:postSBURB  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  extra:humour  extra:xeno 
august 2016 by opalsong
Covalent Bonds
Wherein, Having Beaten A Game, All Players Are Taken Back To The Same, Worst Available Universe, With Species Changes To Match For Those Who Did Not Match Beforehand.

In short: You're all trolls now, welcome to Alternia.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  pairing:John/Karkat  pairing:John<>Vriska  rating:r  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:speciesswap  extra:bond  extra:family  extra:cultureshock  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind)  extra:AshenRomance(issuperrare)  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  extra:ocpov  extra:podficced! 
august 2016 by opalsong
Plasmobsidian
“You brought me into the territory of an adult? Are you fucking pan-rotted?” You’d be screaming if it wouldn’t be a surefire way of alerting the killer down the hallway of your presence. Oh god, what have you touched in this hive? Where have you left your scent? Adults have heightened senses, don’t they? You’ll be found in an instant. You jolt sharply when Dave makes some derisive noise at you. You can practically feel him rolling his eyes, you’re so on edge right now.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat/Bro  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Querel  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:speciesswap  extra:xeno 
march 2014 by opalsong
Alive and Well
You push yourself up to a sitting position. "Bro," you say. "Long time no see." You manage to keep your voice almost totally steady, even.

He's sitting cross-legged in the sand, his elbows on his knees, his katana planted point-down next to him. His horns echo the shape of his shades, jagged outward-facing points. You wonder what yours look like, but you think you'd lose points for reaching up to cop a feel of your own headgear.

"Come on. We don't exactly have the high ground out here."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Bro  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  quality:sunfish  Extra:Incest  extra:speciesswap  extra:postSBURB 
july 2013 by opalsong
Covalent
-- tentacleTherapist [TT] has joined memo CALLING ALL JACKASSES --

CG: THANK LITTLE JEGUS AND ALL HIS WIGGLER-EATING ELVES. WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING STATUS.
CA: oh great and wwhich human evven is that again
TT: Oh, please. We both know perfectly how well you remember me, Mr. Ampora.
TT: My status is, if you will permit the bad joke, wet and horny.
CG: MY GANDERBULBS JUST IMPLODED FROM GROSS BY PROXY. WHAT THE CROTCHBLISTERING *FUCK*, LALONDE?
TT: As in, I have just emerged from what is either a recuperacoon or a fairly good mock-up, and there are protrusions attached to my skull that I am inclined to believe would be candy-corn-colored.
CG: ... OH. YEAH, VERY AMUSING. I AM VERY AMUSED. HERE IS A PICTOGRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF MY MIRTH. |:B
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:gen  rating:r  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:speciesswap  extra:bond  extra:family  extra:cultureshock 
march 2013 by opalsong
Party Wax & Sea Princes
Being the chaperone doesn't mean you have to be bored. Besides, Eridan looks like the sort that needs to be brought down a few notches, and he's more than willing to let you try. He's got some things to learn, and you're more than willing to teach him, one step at a time.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Bro/Eridan  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:secondhandact  quality:salamander  Extra:BDSM  extra:postSBURB 
march 2013 by opalsong
torchlight survival festival
"Okay. Let's work on shelter first. You ever build a treehouse?"

Sh-t, Tavros's little impressed face kind of gets you right in the pump biscuit.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:gen  rating:pg  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:dreamwidth  author:cypher  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:au 
february 2013 by opalsong
the far cities are beautiful and bright
They were so close to figuring it out, to making their own world, somewhere human-sized and troll-sized and all theirs.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:renquise  quality:salamander  extra:postSBURB  extra:sizekink 
december 2012 by opalsong
No Fear
Dave doesn't always understand the nature of troll romance, but most of the time he doesn't need to.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Gamzee  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Lizardlicks  quality:sunfish  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  extra:xeno  extra:postSBURB 
october 2012 by opalsong
Fifth Iteration
In which xeno/inflation/mpreg/egg-laying is taken entirely too seriously, compulsive world building is showcased, and I pretend really hard that Gamzee might ever be a sympathetic character again. Originally found at: http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/8447.html?thread=39867903
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Gamzee/Tavros  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  rating:nc-17  Length:CommentFic  Length:Long  type:prose  site:dreamwidth  author:anonymous  quality:sunfish  extra:kinkmeme  Extra:Mpreg  extra:postSBURB  extra:fluff  extra:xeno  extra:podficced! 
october 2012 by opalsong
lift this weight, leave my light on
John beats a thunderstorm home, Rose has melted all over the bathroom, and they make do despite the absence of their other two pieces.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Rose  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:vulturer  quality:sunfish  Extra:Tentacles  Extra:MagicalCreature  extra:pegging  extra:postSBURB 
october 2012 by opalsong
The Land of Dragons and Dungeons
The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  fandom:Pathfinder  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  pairing:Dirk<>Roxy  pairing:Sollux/Aradia  rating:r  length:chaptered  Length:Long  type:prose  site:AO3  author:celynBrum  quality:crocodile  extra:crossover  extra:worldbuilding  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind)  extra:fantasy  extra:postSBURB  extra:Adventure!  extra:arrangedmarriage  extra:drugs 
october 2012 by opalsong
Recipe
For PB&J: Take one part well-aged longing, one part awkwardness, two parts enthusiasm, and a dash of possessiveness. Mix well. Season to taste with the presence of a crabby moirail in the next block.
Part of Miracle Child 'verse
fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Gamzee/Tavros  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:bramblePatch  extra:baking  quality:sunfish  extra:sequel  extra:postSBURB  extra:podficced!  fanwork 
october 2012 by opalsong
Serendipity
What so many of the others don't understand is that Gamzee's as pale for Karkat as Karkat is for Gamzee. Fuck, he's pretty sure he was pale for Karkat before Karkat fell for him, because Karkat's always been a tightly-wound bundle of nerves and anger and fear, just barely held together with an iron self-control that's nothing if not a miracle.

Rating for Kar and Gamz's attatchment to certain words, and for themes of self-harm.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:bramblePatch  quality:sunfish  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind)  extra:postSBURB 
october 2012 by opalsong
Miracle Child
More than two sweeps after being returned to a restored Alternia, the trolls face impending adulthood and banishment from the planet. Gamzee Makara fully expects to be culled on conscription for poor health and sopor addiction - what he doesn't count on is the personal attention and protection of the Grand Highblood.
fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  pairing:Gamzee/Tavros  pairing:Karkat/Terezi  rating:r  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:bramblePatch  quality:crocodile  extra:postSBURB  extra:cult  extra:withdrawl  extra:AshenRomance(issuperrare)  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind)  extra:toPodfic  Extra:Favorite  extra:xeno  extra:permissiongranted  fanwork 
october 2012 by opalsong
Signs and Portents
Karkat thought he knew what he was getting into, when he agreed to help Kanaya and Jade resurrect the troll race. He didn't count on the resurrected troll race including a handful of bright red grubs.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:waxandwane  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  Extra:Kid!Fic  extra:xeno 
october 2012 by opalsong
Just Right
Or as it's known in Alternian, "In Which Karkat Vantas Is Overly Fond of Frozen Daquaritas, Five Grown-Ass Trolls Swap Dirty Gossip Like a Bunch of Old Biddies Playing Bridge, Kanaya Maryam Introduces Everyone to Babeland.com, Notes About Relevant Bits of Human Anatomy are Compared, and Tavros Nitram Doesn’t Mind Getting the Short End of the Stick"
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Tavros  pairing:John/Karkat  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Dirk/Equius  pairing:Equius<>Nepeta  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:slipstream  quality:salamander  extra:xeno  extra:postSBURB 
september 2012 by opalsong
Amazing Places
[sequel to 'Marvelous Things', from dave's POV.]

"Camping?" you echo skeptically. Spending a week without internet access isn't something you're eager to volunteer for. And you're not exactly the outdoor type. Sunshine is not your friend. Why he would think you'd want to spend your spring break in the middle of nowhere, out in the open, sleeping in a tent...

... in a tent with John Egbert, in the middle of nowhere, just the two of you... sharing a sleeping bag for warmth... no one to hear his doofy giggling... or any other noises he might happen to make...

A slow smile spreads over your face. "Whatever you want, baby."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:JumpingJackFlash  quality:sunfish  extra:sequel  extra:postSBURB  extra:fluff  extra:firsttime 
september 2012 by opalsong
Marvelous Things
"Everything about Dave is wonderful, especially when it's not."

Three years after the game ended, the kids and their guardians live together as a big, goofy family, and John is so happy he could explode. The thing that makes him happiest is Dave. They are the best snugglebros and everything is perfect.

Except that people are giving John looks like he's missing something important here, and he's not sure he wants to figure it out...
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:JumpingJackFlash  quality:sunfish  extra:asexual  extra:postSBURB  extra:fluff  extra:slowbuild 
september 2012 by opalsong
TH3 L4WS H4V3 CH4NG3D
"We agreed that you would try to use paralegals for citations to the Proph3c13s," Rose says, shepherding Karkat gently out of his seat and taking it for her own. "That's what they're for."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Roze<>Terezi  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:nextian  quality:salamander  extra:worldbuilding  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind)  extra:postSBURB 
september 2012 by opalsong
Me and My Army
(It’s funny, he thinks, how he can set up a whole windy barrier around a house almost an hour away from civilization and they still try to get inside when they think the Empress is visiting. Of course, the worst are the tabloids convinced they’re having an illicit interspecies romance and desperate for any photo they can take. Last week’s Enquirer had a cover story featuring an image of John screaming as tiny sea troll babies burst from his stomach. The tagline had read HUMANS TO HOST ALIEN OFFSPRING and John hadn’t even bothered to turn to page 2. Funny how the truth would have worried humanity more; it was such a good idea he’d talked Feferi out of telling them everything right away.)
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John<>Feferi  rating:G  extra:postSBURB  extra:politics  time:10:00-30:00  Type:PodFic  site:tumblr  author:Elemental  performer:Specspectacle  quality:sunfish 
september 2012 by opalsong
you said you'd do the voices: karkat and john
how about someone caring for someone who has terrible headaches from hell and lots of back pain due to too-old-prescription-glasses, but doesn’t have the time/money to buy new lenses? Like reading books with tiny print aloud to them while providing snarky commentary, something of that sort.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:gen  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:coldhope  quality:salamander  extra:postSBURB 
september 2012 by opalsong
Ass O'Clock in Dusseldorf
A lighthearted vignette wherein a young lady, away from home at a professional conference, utilizes the internet to discuss an important issue in interpersonal relationships with the young man she has been cohabiting with for several years. Files are sent, metaphors are abused, and a happy ending is guaranteed.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Jade  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:edenfalling  quality:sunfish  extra:IM  extra:postSBURB  extra:future  Extra:Marriage 
september 2012 by opalsong
Conditional
Karkat knows Dave is lying to him about something. But when you don't even know enough about your matesprit's species to tell his stashes of food from his ironically collected toy dough, how are you supposed to figure out when he's telling the truth and when he's pushing the irony a little too far?

Warning! Fic Contains: sex, dinner parties, a Kill Bill marathon, Karkat eating weird things, Vriska trying not to be a huge bitch, risky pillow forts, grub salads, that one time when John bit Karkat's head off, Earth warriors who save the moon from giant monsters, wonder bread, John's secret porn stash, and several reasons why Karkat really fucking hates and pities Dave Strider.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:John/Vriska  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:unbosomedAdoxography  quality:salamander  extra:xeno  extra:postSBURB  extra:trans 
september 2012 by opalsong
Irresistible Attraction
"You contemplate going back to bed, but you've tried that, over and over, for the past two hours, and you can't sleep. You are caught up in the feeling of his hands on your sides and stomach, the memory of his lips and tongue on your nook and bulge, and you are too wound up and missing him too bad to find any kind of sleep."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat/Bro  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Terminality  quality:salamander  extra:xeno  extra:postSBURB 
august 2012 by opalsong
Shadows of Ourselves
The Game is over. You've won.

But it was a long, hard, painful victory, and the rewards have a catch, and you're all a little broken. But you'll stick together anyway because that's just what you do. You help each other cope and somehow in the end you'll make it through.

((Humanstuck AU: Mainly Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas. Dave second-person POV. Post-Sburb.))
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  rating:r  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Terminality  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:humanstuck  Extra:Failboats!inLove  extra:slowbuild  extra:xeno 
august 2012 by opalsong
The Finer Details of Gay Cluckbeast
Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.

You have just gotten engaged.

The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.

You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.

As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:clumsyoctopus  quality:sunfish  extra:slowbuild  extra:gayChicken  extra:queer  extra:postSBURB  Extra:HighSchool  extra:college  Extra:Marriage 
august 2012 by opalsong
The Only Recipe For Lasagna You'll Ever Need
Choose lasagna as good first meal for boy humans (1) and boy trolls (1) to show you can overcome this cooking thing. Feel impugned when Rose suggests you would both eat popcorn between two slices of bread and call it a day. Advise her you only did that the once.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:urbanAnchorite  quality:whale  extra:crack  extra:postSBURB  extra:food  extra:toPodfic  extra:permissionPending 
august 2012 by opalsong
if food be the music of love
Feed a cold, starve a fever, and in the case of an ennui-filled Terezi Pyrope just quadruple caloric intake.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:urbanAnchorite  quality:sunfish  extra:depression  extra:postSBURB  extra:food 
august 2012 by opalsong
Second Base
Dave never asked to be part of the Brady Bunch. This whole 'normal' thing is harshing his groove, really getting his non-ironic goat. John, of course, is delighted. (Post-game slice of life fic, cheerfully assumes a happy ending.)
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:ladyofshallnot  quality:sunfish  Extra:HighSchool  extra:comingout  extra:family  extra:friendship  extra:postSBURB 
august 2012 by opalsong
A Gentleman and a Lady
He wears the denim skirt because it's stiff enough at the waist to hide a lack of hips and pulls tight enough on the back when he bends over that his ass looks fantastic.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:DoctorV  Extra:Crossdressing  extra:postSBURB  quality:sunfish 
august 2012 by opalsong
Ace in the Hole
[TG]: you can love someone without wanting to poke them with your groinal attachments
[TG]: it works like this
[TG]: i like you
[TG]: i want to kiss you on the face
[TG]: and spend time with you
[TG]: and if we are feeling really into it
[TG]: i would like to cuddle the shit out of you
[TG]: in a platonic but pretty much homo way
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Rimbaum  author:harpydora  extra:asexual  extra:timeshenanigans  quality:salamander  extra:postSBURB 
august 2012 by opalsong

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