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goddamned oblivion
Eddie briefly recalls some tentacle porn he’d watched just before Venom became a part of him. The copious vines holding her up and entering her every opening simultaneously. Fluids, from her or the monster who could tell, leaking from her mouth and pussy and ass.

Oh, Eddie. Venom’s thought shook him, definitely not wanting to take their tongue out his mouth, How’d you keep this from us?

Eddie had to be completely honest… he had absolutely no idea how he did either.


That good good tentacle fuckin' that Eddie so desperately wanted.
fanwork  fandom:Venom  pairing:Eddie/Venom  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:goldengan  quality:sunfish  extra:podficced!  extra:ITPE2018  Extra:Tentacles  extra:tease  Extra:Toys  extra:choking  extra:overstimulation  extra:enthusiasticConsent  extra:publicsex  extra:kink 
december 2018 by opalsong
Between a Man and His Parasite
This might as well happen, right? Get possessed by an alien parasite, save the world, get fucked by an alien parasite… it’s all in the same vein. It’s not like this is any more fucked up than the rest of it.
fanwork  fandom:Venom  pairing:Eddie/Venom  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:littlesystems  quality:crocodile  extra:podficced!  Extra:Tentacles  Extra:Bondage  extra:xeno  extra:culturedifferences  Extra:Voyeurism  extra:overstimulation  extra:nippleplay  extra:Denial 
december 2018 by opalsong
Basic Space
The cellular union of Eddie Brock and Venom is not without consequences.

Alternatively, Eddie goes into heat (or some alien equivalent of it). It's Venom's fault.

"The need unfurls inside of him—doubled but easier to bear now that it is shared. He understands what must be done, has always known. It is as basic and primitive as breathing."
fanwork  fandom:Venom  pairing:Eddie/Venom  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Comet_Kohoutek  quality:sunfish  extra:podficced!  extra:ITPE2018  extra:heat  extra:xeno  extra:firsttime  Extra:Tentacles  extra:untouched 
december 2018 by opalsong
All Shook Up
Pete is a divorced Elvis impersonator at a Las Vegas wedding chapel, who’s stopped believing in happy endings. Patrick hasn’t, but then again, he’s there to marry Bob.
fanwork  Fandom:FOB  Fandom:MCR  Pairing:Pete/Patrick  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Jiksa  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:wedding  extra:drinking  extra:podficced! 
december 2018 by opalsong
crawling out from a spiral down
Obito glances over Sakura, sprawled out on the couch painting her nails, and raises a brow. “I thought Kakashi told you to leave?”

“Ha.” Sakura checks her nails, then starts applying another coat. “He has like three hundred sports channels. I'm not moving an inch.”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kakashi/Obito  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:crocodile  extra:au  fandom:leverage  extra:crossover  extra:humour  extra:friendship  extra:podficced! 
august 2018 by opalsong
Extended Metaphors
It had been a drunken whim, coming on the heels of his breakup with Yugao, to add his name to the list of candidates for political marriages, and even when he’d remembered the next morning Hayate had waved off the notion that anyone would pick him.

Most people are at least mildly alarmed by a shinobi with a chronic illness, after all.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Zabuza/Hayate  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  Length:Short  extra:arrangedmarriage  extra:humour  extra:podficced! 
july 2018 by opalsong
The Scheming Hearts Club
For a prompt on my Tumblr: Playboy!Orochimaru who ends up with Single Dad!Sakumo in the end. No understands what happened.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Orochimaru/Sakumo  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:modern  extra:humour  extra:podficced! 
july 2018 by opalsong
Edna's Intervention
At the end of each school year, UA hires a consultant to evaluate the costumes the first year students designed for themselves, to make sure they are both aesthetically appropriate and safe to use.

That consultant is Edna Mode.

i.e. A story where Edna Mode comes to UA and gives costume advice to Class 1A. And she isn't afraid to call people out about their questionable choices.
fanwork  fandom:MyHeroAcademia  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:RoseJennison  quality:sunfish  extra:humour  extra:crossover  extra:costume  fandom:Incredibles  extra:podficced! 
june 2018 by opalsong
au paradis
Ryan and Shane have been together for months now, but somehow a little detail about Shane escaped Ryan. And so they decide to make up for it.
fanwork  fandom:Unsolved  pairing:Shane/Ryan  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:sessrumnir  quality:sunfish  Extra:Toys  extra:establishedrelationship  extra:kink  extra:podficced! 
june 2018 by opalsong
kozume kenma's guide to divorcing supernatural persons (results may vary)
“What’s the internet say about all this sexual tension?” Kuroo asks, and Kenma’s attention snaps back to the screen.

“Nothing I didn’t see earlier. It should lessen over time, but it’s meant to cement the new bond between mated individuals. Through sex, I guess.”

(( or: kenma must navigate his new and unwanted werewolf marriage with kuroo, and honestly, it would be a lot easier if they didn't get boners every time they made eye contact ))
fanwork  fandom:Haikyuu!!  pairing:Kenma/Kuroo  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:skittidyne  quality:sunfish  extra:sequel  Extra:MagicalCreature  extra:au  Extra:Werewolf  extra:accidentalmarriage  extra:negotiation  extra:overstimulation  Extra:Toys  Extra:Failboats!inLove  extra:podficced! 
january 2018 by opalsong
Probability Matrices
The Sith Lord Darth Vader lived his life. He probably didn't live it well, but he lived it as well as he knew how. At the end there, he'd even managed to woman up and kill Sidious. But he was dying, and at peace with the past.

The past wasn't at peace with him.
fanwork  Fandom:SW  pairing:anakin/padme  rating:pg-13  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:tanarill  quality:sunfish  Extra:TimeTravel  extra:FixIt  extra:therapy  extra:family  extra:media  extra:Math  extra:podficced! 
december 2017 by opalsong
Seven Habits of Highly Effective Dragonslayers
Harmon knows how this goes. He's from Nevarra, and he's read books. Plural. If you want to fight a dragon you need to find a Kindly Mentor who can teach you all their Secret Strategies.

So all he needs to do is find this old Tal-Vashoth dragonslayer his cousin keeps going on about, get him to teach Harmon about dragons, convince everyone else to go along with his dragon-hunting plans, fight a dragon, and win.

Easy, right?

Starring one cheerful qunari grandpa, one grumpy necromancer grandpa, and a bunch of Nevarran mercenaries who are about to have a very educational experience.
fanwork  fandom:dragonage  pairing:IronBull/Dorian  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:coveredinfeels  quality:crocodile  extra:humour  extra:future  extra:dragons  extra:podficced! 
december 2017 by opalsong
Unprimary Sources
Piecing together the stories of the past from the things that were left behind is not always an easy task.

Chapter 1 - In which historians really don't get it at all.
Chapter 2 - In which Par Vollen releases some historical documents and the Dawnstone Dragon fandom goes wild.
Chapter 3 - Political fallout, historical recipes, more on the Museum of Vashoth Culture's resident Simulacrum, and so on...
Chapter 4 - In which Nigel makes a discovery.
fanwork  fandom:dragonage  pairing:IronBull/Dorian  rating:G  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:coveredinfeels  quality:whale  Extra:Favorite  extra:academia  extra:media  extra:ocpov  extra:future  extra:humour  extra:podficced! 
december 2017 by opalsong
I Need Noise
Half the building was dedicated to Becky's workshop setup. It was an industrial space with exposed beams that made it easy for Adele to strip down, throw the silk over a beam, and get herself suspended before Becky came into the room.
fanwork  Fandom:xXx  pairing:Adele/Becky  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:rsadelle  quality:sunfish  Extra:Bondage  Extra:BDSM  extra:podficced! 
november 2017 by opalsong
Stealing is Not a Form of Self Expression
He was completely unfazed by Ryuji’s doubt. “I can be very charming,” Akira assured him magnanimously. “I’ll have you know I’m a man of many talents. I’m sure any number of my skills will help me win him over.”

Ryuji raised a sardonic eyebrow at him. “‘Talents?’ What, you mean like breaking and entering, assault, and hostage negotiation?”

A blank, glasses-blocked stare. “You don’t think those will help?”
fanwork  fandom:Persona5  pairing:MC(Akira)/Yusuke  rating:pg-13  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Methoxyethane  quality:crocodile  extra:humour  extra:fluff  extra:friendship  extra:characterstudy  extra:teambonding  extra:courtship  extra:podficced! 
november 2017 by opalsong
kozume kenma's guide to getting free drinks from supernatural persons (results may vary)
“You know what I am?” Kuroo asks. He’s not looking up at Kenma, instead concentrating too much on pushing his shirt up over his chest.

…Shit, Kenma owes Shouyou a thousand yen.

(( or: shouyou and kenma make a lot of bets, kenma meets a ridiculously handsome stranger, and a ridiculously handsome stranger treats kenma to a night he couldn't forget even if he wanted to. it's a good thing he doesn't. ))
fanwork  fandom:Haikyuu!!  pairing:Kenma/Kuroo  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:skittidyne  quality:sunfish  extra:au  Extra:Werewolf  extra:college  extra:drinking  extra:mate  extra:accidentalmarriage  extra:kink  extra:podficced! 
november 2017 by opalsong
Taste Challenge
Sanji didn't wonder why he gave himself the challenge. It didn't matter why. ‘Why’ was probably covered by one-upping the bloody swordsman, and maybe there were other reasons - stranger reasons - but that was the only one that really counted, right? It was decided. He was going to get Zoro to appreciate - no, love Sanji's food. If Sanji couldn't do it, then he wasn't a true sea-cook after all.
fanwork  fandom:OnePiece  pairing:gen  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:maldoror  quality:sunfish  extra:food  extra:friendship  extra:podficced! 
november 2017 by opalsong
And Just Watch Us Burn
Stiles goes to a Halloween party on campus to blow off some steam after a stressful week of midterms. He doesn't expect the party to be crashed by both a supernatural predator and Derek Hale.
fanwork  fandom:TeenWolf  pairing:Stiles/Derek  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:samanthahirr  quality:sunfish  extra:BAMF!Stiles  extra:Magic!Stiles  extra:future  extra:podficced! 
november 2017 by opalsong
crust and sugar over
Katsuki sits cross-legged, clearly in no hurry to go anywhere. “What’s your name? I’m –”

“I know who you are,” he cuts him off, then blushes, then hates himself for both those things. Katsuki looks surprised, and Yuri can’t think as to why. He’s a nationally ranked figure skater. He’s Yuri’s favorite figure skater.


Yuuri and Yuri become friends and Viktor develops a crush.
fanwork  fandom:YuriOnIce  pairing:Yuuri/Victor  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:ShanaStoryteller  quality:crocodile  extra:friendship  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  Extra:Failboats!inLove  extra:podficced! 
august 2017 by opalsong
Aka everyone is a superhero or a sidekick or a damsel in distress in true comic style. Includes terrible hero names, almost everyone wearing spandex (Sakumo why must you be sensible and break the mold you nerd), ridiculousness, secret identity fails, and all of my favorite crack pairings. I would be sorry, but that would require a sense of shame and I misplaced mine long ago.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Tobirama/Madara  pairing:Izuna/Touka  pairing:Hashirama/Mito  pairing:Orochimaru/Sakumo  pairing:Iruka/Utakata  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:crocodile  extra:superhero  extra:au  extra:humour  extra:friendship  extra:secretID  extra:modern  extra:romance  extra:flirting  extra:fluff  extra:crack  extra:solo  extra:podficced! 
august 2017 by opalsong
Know the Difference
“You’ve heard the rumors,” Mustang says, looking at Ed over the top of his latest report, “about the angels.”

Ed scoffs and rolls his eyes, “Angels don’t exist, don’t be ridiculous.”

“Of course, of course,” he murmurs, gaze sliding back down, “There have been multiple eye witness accounts, however.”

Ed slouches into the chair and doesn’t bother to keep the contempt to from his voice when he says, “Don’t depend on anything with wings to save you. Things that were made to leave always end up doing so, in the end.”

“Yes, well,” he says, “sometimes they come back.”
fanwork  Fandom:FMA  Pairing:Ed/Roy  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:ShanaStoryteller  quality:whale  Extra:Wings  extra:angel  extra:religion  extra:podficced! 
august 2017 by opalsong
Ishvalan AU
Every time Edward sees the circle on the back Mustang's hand, he wants to scream, wants to reach across the desk and shake him, wants to wrap his hands around the older man's throat and ask if it was worth it, if this desk and his rank is worth the screaming, crying, writhing, burning bodies of his people -

"Something to say, Fullmetal?" Mustang drawls.

Edward snaps the file shut, "Nope."
fanwork  Fandom:FMA  Pairing:Ed/Roy  rating:pg-13  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:ShanaStoryteller  quality:whale  extra:religion  extra:Hebrew  extra:race  extra:culturedifferences  extra:forgiveness  extra:family  extra:podficced! 
august 2017 by opalsong
could not make a wookiee intimidating
“Aw, come on,” says Anakin, glaring at the dice as if they’ve personally offended him. “You roll twenties for Ahsoka and not for me? I own you, you fuckers, the least you could do is do me a favor every once in a while.”

or: Anakin Skywalker's terrible luck strikes again at the worst time.
fanwork  Fandom:SW  pairing:gen  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:QueenWithABeeThrone  quality:crocodile  Extra:Game  fandom:Dungeons&Dragons  Length:Short  extra:crack  extra:au  extra:podficced! 
july 2017 by opalsong
101 ways to fix Xanxus. This series contains Alternate Histories all of which experiment with what changes might have led to Xanxus being only a little broken instead of totally insane.
fanwork  pairing:Xanxus/Squalo  pairing:Takeshi/Hayato  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:LysapAdin  author:Branch  quality:sunfish  extra:FixIt  extra:fivethings  extra:leftofcenter  extra:angst  Extra:GenderBender  Extra:Bondage  extra:femdom  extra:kink  extra:firsttime  extra:pegging  Extra:BDSM  extra:podficced!  fandom:KHR 
june 2017 by opalsong
The Pursuit of Perfection
Yamamoto has kind of a thing for stuff that's perfect. He thinks that's perfectly natural; just about everyone else thinks he's crazy.
fanwork  pairing:Xanxus/Squalo/Takeshi  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:LysapAdin  quality:sunfish  extra:smut  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  extra:podficced!  fandom:KHR 
june 2017 by opalsong
The Ministry of Magic vs. The Magical Meastros
concept: willy wonka and harry potter take place in the same universe
the ministry of magic haaaates Willy Wonka
fanwork  Fandom:HP  rating:G  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:AO3  author:tumblr  quality:crocodile  extra:crossover  extra:humour  extra:podficced! 
may 2017 by opalsong
In which there are vampires and hunters and watchers and humans, Yamamoto Takeshi is more than a little bit crazy, and Gokudera Hayato is caught in between a whole bunch of loyalties and duties.
fanwork  pairing:Takeshi/Kyouya  pairing:Takeshi/Hayato  pairing:Takeshi/Hayato/Tsuna  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:LysapAdin  author:Branch  quality:crocodile  extra:au  Extra:Vampire  extra:kink  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  extra:podficced!  fandom:KHR 
may 2017 by opalsong
For the Love of the Game
In which Yamamoto wanders through life smiling, joking, and terrifying bystanders.

It strikes him as weird that he’s had to struggle not to kill people, that it’s been such a challenge. He’s pretty sure that for most people, not being a murderer is way easier than being one.
fanwork  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:metisket  quality:sunfish  extra:serialkiller  extra:growingup  extra:characterstudy  extra:podficced!  fandom:KHR 
may 2017 by opalsong
With Fire in Their Eyes
He lands butterfly-light in a swirl of hair and glittering gauze, and the ceiling crashes to the rink all around him.

His ears are ringing with heartbeats, his efforts, the cries of the crowd. The rink wobbles under him -- must have landed a bit wrong but he can work through it. Only there are things strewn all over the ice; people usually know to wait until the end to throw roses and tokens and --

Not applause. Screams. The light is wrong because a fourth of the ceiling projectors are missing. The sky is dark. No stars.

Something gleams behind the broken sky. And moves. Something he can't -- won't -- something.

Something that's looking at him.
fanwork  fandom:YuriOnIce  fandom:PacificRim  pairing:Yuuri/Victor  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover  extra:bond  extra:podficced! 
may 2017 by opalsong
If You Can't Beat 'Em
Hana finds that it’s difficult to take care of your best friend when your best friend has all the self-preservation instincts of a lemming.

Hana doesn’t know how this happened. No, wait, she does know how it happened. Kyoko made that pleading face, and Hana is weak to the pleading face. She knew Kyoko made poor life choices, but she didn’t realize they were contagious.
fanwork  pairing:Hana/Ryouhei  rating:pg-13  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:metisket  quality:sunfish  extra:characterstudy  extra:growingup  extra:family  extra:podficced!  fandom:KHR 
may 2017 by opalsong
Close to Home
Everyone watching the spectacle that is Hibari Kyouya raising a child in fascinated horror.

Hibari treats child-rearing almost exactly like animal-training—the same basic pattern modified for a bipedal, very intelligent creature. It’s a little upsetting to watch. On the other hand, both his animals and his child seem happy, if odd, so maybe it works out.
fanwork  pairing:Kyouya/Chrome  rating:pg-13  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:metisket  quality:sunfish  extra:family  Extra:Kid!Fic  extra:podficced!  fandom:KHR 
may 2017 by opalsong
The Bloody Boys
Nana heralds from a family of serial killers. She neglects to mention this to her husband, but when Iemitsu makes it clear he doesn’t expect Tsuna to join his family, Nana brings him into hers.

This becomes a problem when Iemitsu changes his mind...
fanwork  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Luki  quality:crocodile  extra:serialkiller  extra:leftofcenter  extra:au  extra:podficced!  fandom:KHR 
may 2017 by opalsong
His Grace the Archduke Yuri Plisetsky wins the Ballistic Grand Tournament in his debut year, at the age of fifteen.

Things go downhill from there.
fanwork  fandom:YuriOnIce  pairing:Yurio/Otabek  rating:r  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Fahye  quality:whale  extra:au  extra:Sci-Fi  extra:Royalty  extra:Sports  extra:arrangedmarriage  type:art  extra:sequel  extra:podficced! 
january 2017 by opalsong
what hoodies are made of
Let it be known that Yuri Plisetsky is killed by his first friend, and possibly, if given more time—and if he could just admit it deep down in his heart that yes, he has a crush on Otabek the size of St. Petersburg—his first boyfriend, during the exhibition gala of Trophee de France.

Oh, what’s the murder weapon, you ask?

The goddamn hoodie.

Or: Otabek dresses sexy for his EX Gala and Yuri loses his shit.
fanwork  fandom:YuriOnIce  pairing:Yurio/Otabek  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:pissedofsandwich  quality:sunfish  extra:humour  extra:media  extra:future  extra:crush  extra:podficced! 
january 2017 by opalsong
katsuki_fc wrote
Just because Yuuri isn't big on social media, doesn't mean his fans aren't.

(aka a social media fic)
fanwork  fandom:YuriOnIce  pairing:Yuuri/Victor  rating:G  length:chaptered  site:AO3  author:tetsurashian  quality:crocodile  extra:media  extra:ocpov  extra:IM  extra:fanboy!  extra:podficced! 
january 2017 by opalsong
The World's Greatest Swordswoman
"Zoro!" Luffy gave him a happy grin, looked out at sea...swung his head about to give his first mate a slightly longer look centered on the latter's new bust line, then back up at Zoro's face as he waved excitedly. "Hurry up! Nami says the log pose will set here if we wait too long, and then we won't be able to sail to Merman Island because we'll be set on another course. Hey, do you know your clothes are too big?"
fanwork  fandom:OnePiece  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:maldoror  quality:crocodile  Extra:Favorite  extra:podficced!  Extra:GenderBender  extra:humour 
december 2016 by opalsong
Like Steel for Chocolate
Sanji's cooking has reached a whole new level. It's almost uncanny. Especially when his thoughts and emotions somehow get into the mix along with the rest of the ingredients.
fanwork  fandom:OnePiece  pairing:Zoro/Sanji  pairing:Luffy/Usopp  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:maldoror  quality:crocodile  extra:food  extra:friendship  extra:gettingtogether  extra:podficced! 
december 2016 by opalsong
with souls made of flames
Love is a weapon brought to bear. Love is blood spilled without remorse, and a kiss that’s so sweet they can ignore the taste of copper underneath.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kushina/Mikoto  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:leftofcenter  extra:dark  extra:awesome!Ladies  extra:podficced! 
december 2016 by opalsong
Holding Fire
"You turned," Adaar said, "into a fucking dragon."

It was good that she said it, because someone should, and to be honest the Bull was feeling a bit beyond actual words at that exact moment.

"A small dragon," Dorian said, as though this was somehow relevant. He was quite a small dragon, it was true—he stared down at them now, but most of that height was the arch of his neck, the curve of it covered in shimmering black and gold scales. "A small dragon! Who saved your life!"
fanwork  fandom:dragonage  pairing:IronBull/Dorian  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:tofsla  quality:sunfish  Extra:Anthro  extra:enthusiasticConsent  Extra:MagicalCreature  extra:podficced! 
december 2016 by opalsong
yuri the aggressive wingman
Fuck. Victor looked awful today after he got off the ice. He wasn’t even looking at the medal before they took it away to get his name engraved. He looked like he wasn’t even there. Yuri just wishes Victor would talk to someone (preferably not him) because fuck, he needs him. Victor’s actually a pretty good guy, once you get past the questionable taste in clothes (he forbids animal patterns. Like, really, dude? Such an old man) and, somehow, he’s always managed to inspire Yuri. He’s shown him moves, scolded him when he stayed too late the rink, and he’s always commented on all of his performances, just to show he was watching.

And Victor likes watching movies with him, and volunteers to watch his siblings from time to time, when Yuri just needs to get away, for once. Victor buys him cat stickers for his birthday, even though he pretends it’s a kid’s gift and he doesn’t like it, and doesn’t say anything when he puts them on his notebooks. Victor’s kind of like an older brother, if Yuri wanted one. Which he doesn’t. He really doesn’t.
// Yuri is done with Victor's shit. And he's done with Yuuri's too, fuck him. He's so done.
fanwork  fandom:YuriOnIce  pairing:Yuuri/Victor  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:thankyouforexisting  quality:crocodile  extra:humour  extra:mate  extra:firsttime  extra:ocpov  extra:podficced! 
december 2016 by opalsong
That's My Jam
For a prompt from the lovely Holly: The Free! anime featuring Tobirama as a swimmer, with a water addiction like Haruka - and the same penchant for undressing at the first sight of water. Cue Madara blushing and flailing, while Tobirama gives zero shits.
fanwork  fandom:Free!  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Tobirama/Madara  pairing:Hashirama/Mito  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:crocodile  extra:crossover  extra:humour  extra:podficced! 
december 2016 by opalsong
as green as a fresh pickled toad
A collection of ficlet-like rambles and other HP-centric stuff from my tumblr.

Ficlet-Ramble #1: Seventh-Year will put Your Name in GOF for a Sickle
You’re a first-year who can’t cast Wingardium Leviosa yet? Whatever, sure, just pay up. There’s no way you're going to be chosen against Angelina “Can Probably Crush You With Her Thighs” Johnson, but at least you can tell all your eleven-year-old buddies that you Did A Cool Thing.
fanwork  Fandom:HP  pairing:gen  pairing:multiple  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:LullabyKnell  quality:crocodile  extra:meta  extra:leftofcenter  extra:FixIt  extra:fivethings  extra:humour  extra:podficced! 
december 2016 by opalsong
Team Seven vs. Paperwork
From the Legendary Sannin, to Jiraiya's genin team with Namikaze Minato, to Minato's genin team of Rin, Obito, and Kakashi... Team Seven can't manage to hand in normal paperwork. The genin are either completely oblivious or having fun with this, the jounin-sensei are one step away from ripping all their hair out, and the formidable order of desk-shinobi is not pleased with this.

And then there's Team Kakashi.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:lullabyknell  quality:crocodile  extra:humour  extra:fluff  extra:paperwork  extra:crack  extra:podficced! 
december 2016 by opalsong
Untitled Ghostbusters/Avengers Crossover
fic where there is a supernatural threat to New York City and the Avengers show up to handle it but when they get there the Ghostbusters are already dusting off their hands and hosing off the slime
fanwork  fandom:avengers  fandom:Ghostbusters  pairing:Abby/Natasha  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:jedusaur  quality:crocodile  Length:Short  extra:podficced!  extra:crossover  extra:humour 
december 2016 by opalsong
Fundamental Force Carriers
The Sith Lord Darth Vader lived his life. He probably didn't live it well, but he lived it as well as he knew how. At the end there, he'd even managed to woman up and kill Sidious. But he was dying, and at peace with the past.

The past wasn't at peace with him.
fanwork  Fandom:SW  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:tanarill  quality:sunfish  Extra:TimeTravel  extra:FixIt  extra:media  extra:mentalhealth  extra:therapy  extra:podficced!  pairing:Padme/Anakin 
december 2016 by opalsong
Origin Story
Jim has a couple different lies he likes to tell about how he got his Jolteon, depending on his audience.
fanwork  Fandom:StarTrek  fandom:Pokemon  pairing:gen  rating:G  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:lazulisong  quality:sunfish  extra:podficced!  extra:crossover 
december 2016 by opalsong
Blah Blah Vortex
They were in another timeline. It happened occasionally. Who even knew how Wade got involved. He was just trying to show Darcy how many tacos he could fit in his mouth (six), and then blammo: Big flash of light, whirling space vortex, the indescribable sensation of the universe contracting with you inside it to the size of a single electron, and then everybody was spat out in a heap on the sidewalk of a place that looked like -- but probably wasn’t -- New York, and all of Wade’s tacos de sesos were lost to the interdimensional void.

“Nooo,” Wade whispered, heartbroken. “Tacos.”
fanwork  fandom:avengers  Fandom:Spiderman  fandom:Deadpool  pairing:Spiderman/Deadpool  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Rave  quality:sunfish  extra:humour  extra:crossover  extra:podficced! 
december 2016 by opalsong
The rest is still unwritten
For this ask on my Tumblr: IM IMAGINING THE WRITING THING AS MADATOBI NOW?? IMAGINE!! secret letters between enemy clans. tiny stick figure drawings of hashirama doing something stupid. instructions for a new jutsu. the possibilities are ENDLESS

(Aka that soulmate AU where if you write something on your skin it also shows on the other’s.)
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Tobirama/Madara  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  Length:Short  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:podficced!  extra:au  extra:bond  extra:humour 
december 2016 by opalsong
How Dorian Pavus and Livia Herathinos Are Going To Ruin Their Own Wedding (With Pirates)
What do you get for the girl who already has everything and really doesn't want to marry you? A kidnapping, apparently.

No, that doesn't actually make any sense, but as The Iron Bull is about to find out, Dorian Pavus and Livia Herathinos don't appear to actually consider themselves bound by the rules of common sense.

Isabela just can't believe someone's actually paying her for this. Lucky!
fanwork  fandom:dragonage  pairing:IronBull/Dorian  pairing:Isabela/Livia  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:coveredinfeels  quality:sunfish  extra:fluff  extra:crack  extra:au  extra:podficced! 
december 2016 by opalsong
Into the Silver Dawn
Kurama just wants to finish his nap in peace. A particularly idiotic human is making that rather hard.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  Extra:Kid!Fic  extra:au  extra:friendship  extra:humour  extra:podficced! 
december 2016 by opalsong
Prison Blues
Zoro gets lost, Sanji gets captured by the marines, the Strawhats break into the ship's prison, and they all escape with a bang.

Not exactly in that order, much to the confusion of Sanji's cellmates.
fanwork  fandom:OnePiece  pairing:Zoro/Sanji  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:donutsandcoffee  quality:sunfish  extra:ocpov  extra:podficced!  extra:fluff  extra:humour  extra:establishedrelationship 
december 2016 by opalsong
migratory animals
Sanji is carefully placing a cherry on top of the ice cream, his hands nimble, soft, almost—gentle. But all Zoro sees is the way the hems of his pants are still soaked in blood from an earlier skirmish with a marine ship, red seeping into the cracks on the floorboard, spattering across the kitchen floor in a slow drip, drip, drip.

Zoro stares, fascinated. He can’t bring himself to look away.

(Or, Zoro and Sanji—terrible monsters, in love)
fandom:OnePiece  fanwork  pairing:Zoro/Sanji  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:donutsandcoffee  quality:sunfish  extra:dark  extra:characterstudy  extra:podficced! 
december 2016 by opalsong
one for the money, two for the show
The sign, standing unassuming outside the Grand Line Coffee Shop in a handwriting Sanji recognizes as Usopp’s, says:

1. Hella fucking gay.
2. Desperately single.

You give me your number.

Or, the one coffee shop au where Usopp pulls a prank, Sanji is unexpectedly (read: completely unexpected to him and only him) popular among the male population of their campus, and Zoro just wants to grab a coffee.
fanwork  fandom:OnePiece  pairing:Zoro/Sanji  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:donutsandcoffee  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:college  extra:podficced!  extra:humour 
december 2016 by opalsong
Smells like Home
Post Drum Island-Arc.
Chopper likes everyone in his new herd. Although he's not quite so sure about Zoro, who smells like metal and blood.
fanwork  fandom:OnePiece  pairing:gen  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:IckaMChif  quality:crocodile  extra:family  extra:pack  extra:podficced! 
december 2016 by opalsong
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