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Ex Cinere
Anders: So, there must be mages in Tevinter that don't use blood magic.
Fenris: Of course. There are slaves. The magisters do not hesitate to collar their own kind.
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Or, the one where Danarius finds out about the blood magic ritual his long time enemy Halward Pavus is planning and things go even worse for Dorian.
fanwork  fandom:dragonage  pairing:Dorian/Fenris  rating:r  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:anonymous  quality:crocodile  Extra:Favorite  extra:arrangedmarriage  extra:au  extra:leftofcenter  Extra:Abuse  extra:angst  extra:therapy  extra:PTSD  extra:healing  extra:drinking  extra:rape  extra:toPodfic 
december 2018 by opalsong
this beauty breaking on my hands
Clary has never been any good at putting things back together. When they were in middle school and she accidentally knocked over Simon’s Lego Millennium Falcon, he’d already known to say it was fine repeatedly and usher her out the door instead of accepting her offer to help him rebuild it; if he’d let her try, the wings would have ended up upside down and there suddenly wouldn't have been space for the engine. Her heart is in the right place, usually, but it doesn't often translate to her hands.

So when he hears through the shadow world gossip mill that Alec's parabatai rune disappeared briefly, it doesn't take more than one look at Jace’s face to know that she’s been fucking around with the threads of fate again.

And, well. She's never been that great at sewing, either.
fanwork  fandom:Shadowhunters  pairing:Simon/Jace  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:prettydizzeed  quality:sunfish  extra:PTSD  extra:drinking  extra:panic  Extra:Abuse  extra:therapy  extra:FixIt 
december 2018 by opalsong
can't fall all the way
“Some ground rules, please,” Magnus began. “Simon, I know you're friends with Isabelle, but please stick to defending her character within your own head. Raphael—” he glanced at him— “don't be deliberately provocative. Understood?”

Raphael nodded once in acknowledgement while Simon bobbed his head up and down. “Well then,” Magnus said, extending his arms in a grand gesture, glass in one hand, “let us vent.”
fanwork  fandom:Shadowhunters  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:prettydizzeed  quality:sunfish  extra:drinking  extra:gossip  extra:teambonding  extra:friendship 
december 2018 by opalsong
pro bono
After the Clave drops the charges against Isabelle and declares her free, Magnus decides he doesn't want Alec's bow and quiver after all. He gets something even better.
fanwork  fandom:Shadowhunters  pairing:Alec/Magnus  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:sarcasticfluentry  quality:salamander  extra:fingering  extra:kissing  extra:overstimulation  extra:firsttime  extra:drinking 
december 2018 by opalsong
All Shook Up
Pete is a divorced Elvis impersonator at a Las Vegas wedding chapel, who’s stopped believing in happy endings. Patrick hasn’t, but then again, he’s there to marry Bob.
fanwork  Fandom:FOB  Fandom:MCR  Pairing:Pete/Patrick  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Jiksa  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:wedding  extra:drinking  extra:podficced! 
december 2018 by opalsong
malcolm's law
Claire's world has narrowed down to independent variables. The way the wind blows. The strength of the boar's smell. The willingness of the raptors to hunt, and not turn on her and shred her like wet paper.

Things she can't control.

She fucking hates field tests.

(Or, role swap!AU. Claire trains raptors, Owen runs a theme park, and no one can decide if the plural of Indominus is indomini or indominuses.)
fanwork  fandom:JurassicPark  pairing:Claire/Owen  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:bullroars  quality:crocodile  extra:awesome!Ladies  extra:au  extra:role-swap  extra:drinking  extra:Science  extra:toPodfic 
july 2018 by opalsong
I’m Gonna Keep You in Love with Me (for a While)
Shane is pacing around the hotel room. It’s not a huge room and Shane’s legs are long enough that he doesn’t have much real estate to pace before he has to swing back around for another loop.

“Can you stop?” Ryan asks. “You’re making me dizzy.”

“Okay,” Shane says finally. “Okay. Here’s what we’re going to do. We’re just going to—we’re going to be married. The only way out is through.”

“Um,” Ryan says, because this plan strikes him as counterproductive to their shared goal of not being married.
fanwork  fandom:Unsolved  pairing:Shane/Ryan  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:beethechange  quality:sunfish  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:drinking  extra:accidentalmarriage  extra:friendship  Extra:Failboats!inLove 
june 2018 by opalsong
The Chiquita Chronicles
“It’s kinda cute,” Lance mused as the plant oozed blue slime all over his hand and wrapped a tiny green tendril around his thumb. “Aww, look!”

“Sure, cute, in a Cthulhu’s spawn sort of way,” Pidge muttered. “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me, Lance.”

“No way,” Lance said, holding the plant to his chest protectively. “I think it likes me.”
fanwork  fandom:Voltron  pairing:Lance/OC  pairing:Lance/Keith/Shiro  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:magisterpavus  quality:salamander  Extra:Tentacles  extra:xeno  Extra:Toys  extra:negotiation  extra:inflation  extra:overstimulation  extra:friendship  extra:poly  extra:aftercare  extra:virgin  extra:drinking  Extra:Voyeurism  extra:dirtyTalk  Extra:Bondage  extra:sizekink 
january 2018 by opalsong
if you're driving, i'm down.
He doesn't go out of his way to wax poetic about people he likes, he doesn't throw rose petals onto a mattress for anyone just because he thinks it'll be romantic. That's not Eugene Lee Yang.

But, he does have to admit that the world halts momentarily in the moment Zach asks to kiss him.
fanwork  fandom:TryGuys  pairing:Zach/Eugene  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:alvaughn  quality:salamander  extra:dubcon  extra:drinking  extra:firsttime 
november 2017 by opalsong
I've Never
In which the Varia play a drinking game, and everyone learns far too much about each other's sex lives.
fanwork  pairing:multiple  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Methoxyethane  quality:salamander  Extra:Game  extra:humour  extra:drinking  fandom:KHR 
november 2017 by opalsong
Dress for Success
Alternatively: Don't Call Your Boss A Whore

The day before General Roy Mustang gets five temporary transfer cadets, he decides to visit Madam Christmas' brothel. He was sitting there, minding his own business when four of the five wander into the exact same brothel. They were fine, even when they wandered over and started chatting (and flirting) with him.

Then the fifth wandered in.

As much as he appreciates their desire to protect his honor when the man calls him a whore, (he shouldn't be so surprised when he's in a brothel) he has this handled.

He's just excited to see their faces when they have to report into his office tomorrow.
fanwork  Fandom:FMA  Pairing:Ed/Roy  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:LightningStarborne  quality:salamander  Extra:Crossdressing  extra:ocpov  extra:drinking 
november 2017 by opalsong
It's a Party
Once Edward became legal, the number of office outings to the pub went up exponentially. Possibly this was because Edward was really fun to take to a pub.
fanwork  Fandom:FMA  pairing:gen  rating:G  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:metisket  quality:sunfish  extra:drinking  extra:teambonding  extra:humour 
november 2017 by opalsong
kozume kenma's guide to getting free drinks from supernatural persons (results may vary)
“You know what I am?” Kuroo asks. He’s not looking up at Kenma, instead concentrating too much on pushing his shirt up over his chest.

…Shit, Kenma owes Shouyou a thousand yen.



(( or: shouyou and kenma make a lot of bets, kenma meets a ridiculously handsome stranger, and a ridiculously handsome stranger treats kenma to a night he couldn't forget even if he wanted to. it's a good thing he doesn't. ))
fanwork  fandom:Haikyuu!!  pairing:Kenma/Kuroo  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:skittidyne  quality:sunfish  extra:au  Extra:Werewolf  extra:college  extra:drinking  extra:mate  extra:accidentalmarriage  extra:kink  extra:podficced! 
november 2017 by opalsong
To Blot Out the Sky
When Hibari orders a bottle of sake at the end of their dinner, Gokudera decides to push his luck and stick around to drink with him.

When Yamamoto drifts into the conversation with bitter words about his soulmate, the three of them reveal who they have and what they think of their fated partners.

When Gokudera decides to help the drunken Hibari home, he discovers temptation has dark eyes, cold hands, and whispered admissions.
fanwork  pairing:Hayato/Kyouya  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:RyMagnatar  quality:sunfish  extra:drinking  extra:bond  extra:unrequited  extra:family  fandom:KHR 
july 2017 by opalsong
Burning Midnight Oil
Zoro asks Sanji out for some private time just outside of town, and a night that begins suggestive and taunting follows a road less travelled into a sentimental territory that lies uncharted. Written for ZoSan month. Smut one shot.
fanwork  fandom:OnePiece  pairing:Zoro/Sanji  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:sa_mu_uu  quality:sunfish  extra:fluff  extra:date  extra:drinking 
may 2017 by opalsong
16 Glasses
Victor takes figure skating seriously, takes Yuri Katsuki seriously as a competitor, and really doesn't see that banquet coming.
fanwork  fandom:YuriOnIce  pairing:Yuuri/Victor  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Cesare  quality:sunfish  extra:drinking  extra:embarassement 
january 2017 by opalsong
In Your Dreams
Zoro is a cambion, which means he feeds on sexual energy. A small crew like the Strawhats, its not normally enough to keep a cambion satisfied, but Sanji happens to be an abnormally sexually driven cook so it usually works out okay for Zoro. At least, it works out alright until Sanji finds out that Zoro's been taking energy from him through his dreams.

For Sanji, he's trying to wade through the confusing mess of emotions for a certain marimo after a surprise kiss on the battle feild. It's not easy to do on a normal basis. It certainly isn't any easier when the man he has deeper feelings for is a cambion.

Then everyone learns how important it is to keep their local cambion fed, for if they don't, someone might get eaten. literally.
fanwork  fandom:OnePiece  pairing:Zoro/Sanji  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:VioletHyena  quality:sunfish  extra:au  Extra:MagicalCreature  Extra:SexPollen  extra:drinking  extra:dubcon  Extra:Failboats!inLove  extra:slowbuild  extra:toPodfic  Extra:Anthro  extra:demon  extra:wishList 
december 2016 by opalsong
Here, have a riddle
Humanstuck; Dave Strider has been in love with John since the dawn of time. So why doesn't he feel worse? Includes Karkat the surly bartender, a six-am Walmart bender, and door makeouts.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:unrated  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:zippkat  quality:salamander  extra:humanstuck  extra:drinking 
december 2016 by opalsong
So It's Going
They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him.

Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:pg-13  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:TGP  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:angst  extra:timeshenanigans  extra:depression  extra:bodyhorror  extra:Linguistics!!!  extra:flirting  extra:drinking  Extra:Abuse  extra:aftermath  extra:toPodfic  extra:wishList 
december 2016 by opalsong
Where There's Smoke
The Iron Bull is a firefighter with scars and history to spare. Dorian keeps setting things on fire- like curtains, and dates.

Or, the one where two messed up people find each other, Solas is a righteous avenger, Cullen really needs to stop online dating, and everyone gets a happy ending but not without some pain to go with it.
fanwork  fandom:dragonage  pairing:IronBull/Dorian  pairing:Krem/Cullen  rating:r  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Heronfem  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:modern  extra:asexual  extra:mentalhealth  extra:PTSD  extra:drinking  extra:piercing  extra:kidnapping  Extra:Bondage  extra:domestic  Extra:BDSM  extra:collar  extra:gender  extra:toPodfic  extra:permissiongranted 
january 2016 by opalsong
As the Sun Burns the Ground
Five times Iron Bull had to carry Dorian and one time Dorian tried to carry Bull, gave up, and levitated him instead.
fanwork  fandom:dragonage  pairing:IronBull/Dorian  rating:r  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:zythepsary  quality:sunfish  extra:drinking  extra:fivethings  Extra:Bondage 
january 2016 by opalsong
out of the woods
It figures that the one person to catch his notice in Boston would be Jack Zimmermann’s fucking boyfriend.

“So, uh,” Kent stutters, all of his charm wiped away by this bullshit turn of events. “You probably think I’m the world’s biggest asshole, don’t you.”

Bitty takes a sip of his beer and shrugs. “You’re up there.”
fanwork  fandom:CheckPlease!  pairing:Bitty/Kent  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:nonsexualandsilly  quality:sunfish  extra:drinking  extra:firsttime  extra:enthusiasticConsent 
january 2016 by opalsong
can't breathe with these words in my mouth
There are reasons he doesn't usually come down for the parties: people, mostly, and alcohol. But there's a reason he has, this time, and that reason made four dozen cookies earlier and is currently pressed up against his side.
fanwork  fandom:CheckPlease!  pairing:Bitty/Jack  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:robokittens  quality:sunfish  extra:drinking  extra:firsttime  extra:solo  extra:untouched 
january 2016 by opalsong
The Dove
Jason wasn't entirely sure how Percy managed to convince the four of them to go to a gay club in New York City. The dude must have some latent charmspeak abilities that he was unaware of. Yet, here they sat, squished together in a cab after sneaking out of Camp Half-Blood.
fanwork  fandom:PercyJackson  pairing:Nico/Leo  pairing:Percy/Jason  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:previouslysane  quality:salamander  extra:drinking  Extra:Game 
january 2016 by opalsong
Almost Perfect
Drunk manicures and sober sex are better than the other way around. Especially if you're just looking to blow off some steam....

You know what they say: If you can't be with the one you love, love the mind-blowing sex you're having with the one you're with.
fanwork  fandom:theFlash  pairing:Barry/Felicity  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:TigerDragon  quality:sunfish  extra:friendship  extra:drinking 
august 2015 by opalsong
Compelled by Good Alone
Cullen attempts to manage his lyrium withdrawals alone. Dorian won't stand for some Ferelden rube thinking he knows better than a brilliant mage from Tevinte
fanwork  fandom:dragonage  pairing:Dorian/Cullen  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:symmetry  quality:sunfish  extra:slowbuild  extra:sexmagic  extra:addiction  extra:drinking 
august 2015 by opalsong
Bellus et Bestia
In which the Bull is one of the Ben-Hassrath's best agents, ready to give himself piece by piece to the fighting on Seheron, and Dorian is cursed, irritated, and stuck in a cave.

An AU where the Iron Bull meets Dorian on Seheron, with Beauty & the Beast elements.
fanwork  fandom:dragonage  pairing:IronBull/Dorian  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:CandidCantrix  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:bloodmagic  extra:drinking  extra:slowbuild  extra:seheron 
august 2015 by opalsong
Exit Light
Cullen struggles with his lyrium addiction. Some days are better than others.

Or (if you prefer a silly summary for a not-so-silly fic): In which Cullen is suicidally depressed, Dorian is a high-functioning alcoholic, and Bull just wants them both to be happy, except when he wants to crack their heads together for being emotionally stunted idiots.
fanwork  fandom:dragonage  pairing:IronBull/Dorian/Cullen  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Dragonflies_and_Katydids  quality:sunfish  extra:suicialthoughts  extra:drepression  extra:addiction  Extra:BDSM  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  extra:dubcon  extra:drinking  extra:PTSD  extra:podficced! 
august 2015 by opalsong
Inclined to Explore
A Doribull Story!

"...and as you gripped my horns, I. Would. Conquer. You.”
The Bull's words to him on the road that afternoon had wormed their way into Dorian's mind, and try as he might he can't seem to rid himself of them...
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My exploration of how the in-game relationship between Dorian Pavus and The Iron Bull might have come to be, based on in-game banter and the conversions you can have with both characters. This story is very much a case of 'sex first, feelings after'.
fanwork  fandom:dragonage  pairing:IronBull/Dorian  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Shadowfire_RavenPheonix  quality:sunfish  extra:kink  extra:drinking  extra:dubcon  extra:spanking  extra:knotting  extra:xeno  extra:sizekink  extra:dirtyTalk  extra:aftercare  extra:podficced! 
august 2015 by opalsong
Hindsight
Iron Bull is almost certainly playing games with him. Dorian is particularly sure of this when he's been drinking.
fanwork  fandom:dragonage  pairing:IronBull/Dorian  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:sabinelagrande  quality:sunfish  extra:drinking  extra:humour  extra:consentplay  extra:negotiation  extra:kink  extra:podficced! 
august 2015 by opalsong
A Greater Compliment
They are enemies before the Inquisition brings them together. When the tension of unexpected camaraderie gives way to something more, Dorian learns that the Iron Bull is almost nothing like what he expected. It leaves one to wonder: what does the future hold for a Tevinter mage and a Qunari ex-Ben Hasrath agent?
fanwork  fandom:dragonage  pairing:IronBull/Dorian  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:AislinCade  quality:sunfish  extra:firsttime  extra:drinking  extra:dubcon  extra:praisekink  Extra:BDSM  Extra:Failboats!inLove 
august 2015 by opalsong
Three Points
Settling his grip just above the muted curve of Bitty's hips, Jack squeezes. "Better."
Bitty coughs out a laugh. "Glad you're satisfied."
"Almost satisfied," Jack says. "I still have my shirt and socks on."
"Good," Bitty says, and he leans to press them together, forehead to forehead, chest to chest with only cotton worn thin between them. "I like you like this. It's cute."
fanwork  fandom:CheckPlease!  pairing:Bitty/Jack  rating:nc-17  time:10:00-30:00  Type:PodFic  site:AO3  author:Kiwoa  performer:rhea314  quality:crocodile  extra:ITPE2014  extra:drinking 
february 2015 by opalsong
i wanna feel it
“So, uh, I think our room’s haunted,” Ransom says, settling down next to Holster on the floor of the attic, and Holster blinks back into awareness again.

(Or; ghosts, drinks, and bros doing bro things. Like making out.)
fanwork  fandom:CheckPlease!  pairing:Holster/Randsom  rating:pg-13  time:5:00-10:00  Type:PodFic  site:AO3  author:bropunzeling  performer:hananobira  quality:crocodile  extra:drinking  extra:kissing  extra:ITPE2014 
february 2015 by opalsong
Three Points
Settling his grip just above the muted curve of Bitty's hips, Jack squeezes. "Better."

Bitty coughs out a laugh. "Glad you're satisfied."

"Almost satisfied," Jack says. "I still have my shirt and socks on."

"Good," Bitty says, and he leans to press them together, forehead to forehead, chest to chest with only cotton worn thin between them. "I like you like this. It's cute."
fanwork  fandom:CheckPlease!  pairing:Bitty/Jack  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Rinoa  quality:sunfish  extra:drinking  extra:enthusiasticconsent 
january 2015 by opalsong
Mother of All Hangovers
From snkkink.

On the night of their graduation, the 104th recruits have a wild celebration and get drunk. Really drunk. None more drunk than Those Three. (And they are crazy drunks.)

The last anyone sees of them, they are in full 3DMG and hurtling themselves off Wall Rose, screaming something about seeing the ocean.

The next morning, the hangover is impressive, three graduates are missing, and a path of destruction leads away from Wall Rose.

As for Armin, Eren and Mikasa, they wake up at the ocean. They're not sure how they got there, but getting back is one hell of an adventure. There may have been some cults founded. Armin might be an evil mastermind. And, hey, Eren can turn into a Titan. That might just be the least weird part.
fanwork  fandom:SNK  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Kyogre  quality:crocodile  extra:crack  extra:humour  extra:au  extra:drinking  extra:podficced! 
september 2014 by opalsong
a distrait life of mistakes
No SGRUB AU, post successful coup, following Eridan Ampora's attempts to make up for being "The Greatest Douchecanoe In The Galaxy" as he finds himself stuck with a bunch of midbloods and fighting to survive such odds as "Oh Shit, It's Drone Season And I Ain't Got Neither A Matesprit Nor A Kismesis". Featuring Karkat "Fix Your Fucking Shit Before I Fix It For You" Vantas reprising his role of the scariest motherfucker this side of the galaxy.

Also gills, piercings, and piercings in gills. Also, also sex.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat/Eridan  pairing:Karkat/Sollux  pairing:Sollux<>Aradia  pairing:sollux/feferi  pairing:sollux/terezi  pairing:eridan/psiioniic  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  pairing:Gamzee/Nepeta  pairing:eridan/equius  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:faithbegetsfaith  quality:sunfish  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind)  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  extra:grief  extra:piercing  extra:xeno  extra:sizekink  extra:bodyhorror  extra:drinking  Extra:Crossdressing  Extra:SexPollen 
february 2014 by opalsong
Brand New Colony
The one where Sidney and Geno get drunk-married in Vegas, and the Pittsburgh Penguins go all in.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Sid/Geno  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:oflights  quality:sunfish  extra:queer  extra:accidentalmarriage  extra:drinking 
july 2013 by opalsong
Twist in my Sobriety
“We should have sober sex,” Patrick says, rolling his neck until it pops loudly. He really should be thinking about getting up off of the floor.

“Why would we do that?” Jonny asks, twisting to look down at Patrick like he just suggested that they throw puppies into traffic.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  Type:PodFic  site:AO3  author:jezziejay  quality:sunfish  extra:drinking  extra:fuckbuddies  Extra:Failboats!inLove 
july 2013 by opalsong
The Student Prince
A Modern day Merlin AU set at the University of St Andrews, featuring teetotal kickboxers, secret wizards, magnificent bodyguards of various genders, irate fairies, imprisoned dragons, crumbling gothic architecture, arrogant princes, adorable engineering students, stolen gold, magical doorways, attempted assassination, drunken students, shaving foam fights, embarrassing mornings after, The Hammer Dance, duty, responsibility, friendship and true love...
fanwork  Fandom:Merlin  Pairing:Merlin/Arthur  rating:nc-17  time:15:00:00-30:00:00  Type:PodFic  site:audiofic  author:fayjay  performer:fayjay  quality:crocodile  extra:au  extra:college  extra:modernroyalty  extra:drinking  Extra:Failboats!inLove 
april 2013 by opalsong
A Series of Coincidental Mishaps
“Is she your…?” You try not to blatantly look like you’re scoping him out, and fail. He considers you, and then seems to come to a decision.
“No, we’re just friends,” he says gruffly, looking down. It’s a sore spot, maybe he’s looking for a rebound. Maybe you don’t mind being that rebound if it means you get to bury your hands in that fluffy black hair-
“Well, good,” you say, awkwardly. Something like a smile tugs at his mouth, but he fights it down. His hair is dark and curly, almost hiding two nubby horns. They’re probably the smallest you've ever seen on a troll. His face looks delicate, and his skin looks soft. You want to reach out and see if you’re wrong.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:zippkat  quality:salamander  extra:au  extra:drinking 
march 2013 by opalsong
The Man Who Wasn't There.
This is like the pre-credits sequence of every horror movie, he's probably going to be eaten before the main character is even introduced.
fanwork  fandom:TeenWolf  pairing:Stiles/Derek  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:entangled_now  quality:salamander  extra:drinking  extra:date 
march 2013 by opalsong
the hangover
She's silhouetted in the bright morning light; a shining angel that sets off your headache almost immediately and proclaims Hark ye, maiden of the grain and grapes, today will be a Day Moste Shittey.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Poxy/Jane  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:attentionmerrymakers  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:college  extra:drinking  Extra:Failboats!inLove 
september 2012 by opalsong
Double or Nothing
SOLLUX: tz, n0.
SOLLUX: we are not even having this c0nversation.
TEREZI: WHY NOT? >:[
SOLLUX: because it’s fucking ridicul0us, is why not.
SOLLUX: i d0n’t like the guy.
SOLLUX: he’s an asshole.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Rose/Sollux  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:paraTactician  quality:sunfish  extra:sequel  extra:drinking  extra:friendship 
september 2012 by opalsong
Over Into Slumber
TT: Sometimes I've gotta go round her up from some godforsaken cranny of the abyss. Drag her tipsy ass home, tuck her back in.

A few instances of Dirk taking care of Roxy while she's half-awake on Derse.
fandom:Homestuck  pairing:gen  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:elwing_alcyone  extra:sleep  quality:sunfish  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind)  extra:drinking  extra:friendship  fanwork 
september 2012 by opalsong
Karkat and Dave ==> Get Drunk and have Too Many Feelings
For the kink meme fill-a-thon, the request I dug up was: "a drinking contest gone horribly wrong with eventual sloppy, drunken, overemotional redrom shenanigans. ridiculousness encouraged. or, if you want to go the non-humorous route, maybe a little inhibition-less catharsis over their perceived failures.

bonus: break out the goddamn waterworks. tears. tears everywhere."

Dave POV, Dave and Karkat get drunk and have too many feelings and then kiss.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Terminality  quality:salamander  extra:drinking 
august 2012 by opalsong
Drinking Games
"Okay, house rules,” Clint said, leaning back against the backrest of the booth they were seated at. “It can't be a random celebrity, or something. It has to be someone you actually know. Someone you'd go to if you suddenly found yourself gay and then had to have sex right away."

Steve thinks drinking with the team will be a good bonding session for their newest Avenger, but, as usually happens with his people and alcohol, things go kinda sideways.
fanwork  fandom:avengers  Pairing:Peter/Tony  pairing:tony/steve  rating:r  time:10:00-30:00  Type:PodFic  site:audiofic  author:kahn  performer:heard_the_owl  Extra:Game  extra:drinking  quality:salamander 
june 2012 by opalsong
Vodka
Clint should really know better than to drink vodka with a Russian. A drabble written for katiebell42’s prompt “vodka.”
fanwork  fandom:avengers  pairing:gen  rating:r  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:eiluned  quality:salamander  extra:drinking 
may 2012 by opalsong
Bittersweet Between My Teeth
At first he thinks it's the Adderall - the Adderall, mixed with the Jack and Coke, mixed with whatever else he shouldn't have drank - but this has never happened before, not like this.
fandom:TeenWolf  pairing:Stiles/Derek  length:oneshot  rating:r  type:prose  site:livejournal  quality:salamander  extra:drugs  extra:drinking  author:aquamatically  fanwork 
january 2012 by opalsong
Your Touch Was a Claim, and Now You’re Mine
Teen Wolf kink meme prompt: Stiles is a lightweight when it comes to drinking. He is an affectionate handsy drunk, Derek approves. And gets jealous/possessive when someone else gets Stiles' attention. Stiles gets embarrassed when he finds out who he had been groping.
fandom:TeenWolf  pairing:Stiles/Derek  length:oneshot  rating:pg-13  extra:drinking  type:prose  quality:salamander  site:livejournal  author:ladylade  fanwork 
january 2012 by opalsong
Drive carefully. And don't forget to fasten your condom.
Derek explained the situation as clearly as he could while leaving out his own relationship with the boys, the alcohol at the party, and the fact they knew Jackson was responsible. Or that any werewolves were involved. Or that Stiles had turned out to be such a responsive little perv.
rating:pg-13  fandom:TeenWolf  pairing:Stiles/Derek  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:chase_acow  extra:drinking  quality:salamander  fanwork 
january 2012 by opalsong
The Taste In Your Mouth
Dick's been waiting seven years to stick his tongue down Wally's throat, but now he's got a plan. Sort of.
fandom:youngjustice  rating:r  length:oneshot  pairing:robin/kidflash  type:prose  extra:drinking  fanwork 
may 2011 by opalsong
Continual State of Inelegance
"It is a fashion -- perhaps not one out of Town, I do not know, but it sweeps through young ladies and even our mothers are not immune to it!"
Fandom:JaneAustin  Extra:AU  pairing:catherine/isabella  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  extra:drinking  fanwork 
december 2010 by opalsong
There is No I in Team
"You're all drunk, aren't you? And tomorrow, there will be a massive freak out, and then I won't have my team."
fandom:sga  extra:drinking  Pairing:Sheppard/Mckay/Ronon/Teyla  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  fanwork 
october 2010 by opalsong
What the hell happened last night?
Waking up the morning after can be crazy for anyone, but when you’re a Loser…yeah, some shit went down.
fandom:theLosers  pairing:gen  length:chaptered  type:prose  extra:drinking  extra:crack  fanwork 
september 2010 by opalsong
Beer Before Liquor
This fic should cover numerous prompts from The Losers_Fans Prompt Party including wanting DrunkFlirt!Jensen, wanting Cougar cheating at cards, wanting a drunken BJ with a side of kink and emotional issues, and a request for Cougar's deliberate sabotage of Jensen's attempts to pick up women. There might be more, that post is a very bad influence.
fandom:theLosers  pairing:jensen/cougar  extra:drinking  rating:r  type:prose  length:oneshot  fanwork 
september 2010 by opalsong
The Sake Games
Sake, Arthur decided, was evil. And, by extension, was Saito, for bringing the sake.
fandom:inception  rating:nc-17  pairing:arthur/eames  extra:drinking  Extra:Game  extra:dreamsareforporn  length:oneshot  type:prose  fanwork 
august 2010 by opalsong
Starting a Sex Riot
Mercedes and Kurt have a night in after Kurt's mini sexuality crisis.
Fandom:Glee  pairing:kurt/mercedes  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  extra:drinking  Extra:Toys  fanwork 
july 2010 by opalsong
Bottoms Up
Inspired by TFLN. (440): "I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Extra:BDSM  extra:drinking  extra:hate!sex  Fandom:Glee  Pairing:Kurt/Puck  length:oneshot  rating:nc-17  type:prose  fanwork 
june 2010 by opalsong
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