"So," User(s) panted, pulling out of the WSFS lawyer(s) and falling sideways onto the bed. "You'll let us say we all won Hugos now right?"

Pat wonders how long they've been like this and not realized until the distance wore at them.

Brian wants to do things to Pat, things with Pat with an intensity and shamelessness heretofore unknown to him; feels like Pat's unlocked a part of him he didn't even know existed.

To be fair, part of it was Simone helping them communicate, setting them up, or, as she likes to tell it, “getting you to stop being dumbasses about each other.”

So, I looked at the prompt that sparked Ex Cinere and suddenly had Inquisition-era dialogue coming out of my ears. Here, have some of that.
Now includes some new material not seen on the kinkmeme.

Seriece for Ex Cinere

Anders: So, there must be mages in Tevinter that don't use blood magic.
Fenris: Of course. There are slaves. The magisters do not hesitate to collar their own kind.
---
Or, the one where Danarius finds out about the blood magic ritual his long time enemy Halward Pavus is planning and things go even worse for Dorian.

"Tonight, Zach carried me home."

"Luf--fy!" Nami sings out. "It's tiiiime!"

The rubber whirlwind bounces into the room and pings off three walls on its way to the bed. "Zoro! Hey, Zoro, are you okay? Did they give you MEAT yet, because I told them they should. Can I get you--"

five times Patrick Kane unsuccessfully flirted with other Olympic athletes, and one time he didn't get shot down.

with Kane being cheesy and persistent but not creepy or coercive?

het and/or slash

bonus points for Kaner trying to flirt with both Lamoureux sisters (either separately or together) and crashing and burning miserably

:P

Maybe they won the war? Maybe they just managed to slip through the Armada's defenses? Anyway humans land on Alternia.

They find nothing but children and teenagers (some of them probably wondering why they haven't been conscripted yet and where the ships are, so technically about to be considered adults but not officially adult yet)

Are the humans here to kill the mother grub? take control of it? do damage control now they've won and they're checking how the kids are being raised because sentient being rights and troll societal attitudes suck we're brainwashing them into a ~morally superior way of doing things? oh good lord this explains everything they're raised by animals, the internet and each other what really this is Lord of the Flies as a valid educational method -- WHAT happens to the orphans???

How much do the troll kids freak the fuck out seeing adult aliens? Do they try mounting a resistance? Do any humans adopt young orphans? what?

Please no gore and no canon character death, but apart from that anything is welcome. OCs are good, so are age-tweaked canon characters.

One is a majorly kinky adult man in his prime, who got to go to nightclubs and met people and had one night stands and learned through trial and error, and is now fairly relaxed about his needs.

The other is a teenager who thanks to the internet and his own reasoning has a lot of intellectual understanding and nothing else and zero real social experience, and the same needs and instincts and no outlet for them.

Arthur is a BNF and Merlin is his prized beta

not couples mugs

Overhead, light flows across the ceiling, expanding and contracting like a slow pulse matching his own. His eyes are heavy and growing heavier with as indeterminate time passes. The pile of clothes under him shifts, his back arches further to accommodate it, he's drifting, comfortable and pulsing like these little specks of light on the ceiling. Slow and dimmed at first, Gamzee becomes aware of of his hand lying on his stomach.

In which xeno/inflation/mpreg/egg-laying is taken entirely too seriously, compulsive world building is showcased, and I pretend really hard that Gamzee might ever be a sympathetic character again. Originally found at: http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/8447.html?thread=39867903

They are sixteen years old when John finally decides that not being a homosexual doesn’t mean he isn’t in love with Karkat. Or hate. Or something. Whatever, troll romance is weird. Anyway, it was just something that had been building for ages, and maybe John had been aware of it and maybe he hadn’t, but when it all comes rushing at him one day he doesn’t feel surprised or confused or have a mini-identity crisis. He just feels in love.

"What is that," he asks flatly, in that kind of weird nasal tone he gets when he's trying not to flip the fuck out, and you blush, hard, because that was not what you expected Karkat to say when he started pushing your pants down and reached for your penis--

“Wow, you actually sleep in this stuff?” John asked, staring into Karkat's recuperacoon.

Karkat and John can't be kismesi together, not because John is incapable of hate, but rather because any hate John feels for Karkat is but a wan candle compared to his unmatched, all-consuming, searing enmity of the Batterwitch Betty Crocker.

Karkat is compelled to step aside in the face of such magnificent spite.

Or he takes the smart route, takes over as CEO of the Betty Crocker company, and becomes a pastry baron.

Then it's delicious ♠♠♠♠ all over the place.

Karkat loathes the backrest of the passenger seat in their car. Even the fact that John is folded up kneeling in his lap, kissing him and making soft wanting noises into his mouth, warm and heavy against him, is not going to change his mind.

uh... so ok. this is gonna sound dumb and all but I just love it when John is written as the derp that is SO IN LOVE WITH KARKAT IS RIDICULOUS. he's just obsessed with him, he's got such a giant mancrush on the troll he himself feels stupid, but he likes it. he loves it.

so yeah, can I has the most sweet, tender, oh-my-god-Karkat-can-I-touch-your-horns-and-watch-movies-with-you-and-not-so-accidentally-hold-your-hand-and-maybe-kiss-you-and-make-sweet-love-to-you-at-some-point shenanigans ever plz?

I've seen lots of FTM Dave but never Bro, which I had a dream about last night. Dave woke up covered in blood and it was a while before I found out it wasn't his, but Bro's. Possibly they sleep together because they're really poor and Dave's still young, I don't know. But I want to see how growing up with this would affect Dave's perception of gender--does he think there are two kinds of guys and go around asking people which they are? Does he even know about girls, and does he think there are two kinds of them, too? Play with it.

It was subtle, the way Tavros seemed to be changing.

John/Karkat, John/Eridan, commentfic, PG. Fanfiction by Dave Strider.

Karkat can feel the press of John’s arousal against one of his arms. His fingers twitch and reach helplessly, but his limbs are pushed as far as they can go. John chuckles against his shoulder, aware of Karkat’s efforts, and noses against the troll’s ear, warm breaths ghosting against sensitive flesh. “You’re so, well, eager like this, Karkat!”

Terezi tells Dave and Karkat she's getting them matching red collars. When she's not around, they have a mini argument/fight about what this means, and which of them gave her the impression they wanted to be collared/owned. (they both argue that it was the other one)

obviously they are in denial, they both want it, and terezi is really good at figuring things out.

also this can end however but preferably with a sexy collaring scene. smut optional

Pepper didn't want to know how Natasha had access to a camera overlooking the gym showers. She just wanted more margaritas.

For an LJ avengerkink prompt:

Steve is very confused/weirded out by the distinct lack of pubic hair on modern women (or at least the women Tony has forcibly exposed him to). Sure he's a virgin, but he's seen naughty pictures/European burlesque shows. Therefore he's more than a little apprehensive when Natasha finally gets her panties off. Luckily she's a firm believer in giving her partners something to hold on to. Steve goes wild.

+1 - it happens during group sexytimes and all the others stop what they're doing to watch Steve eat her out

My first thought was, "how awkward would it be to get the Avengers assemble message while in the middle of sex?"
Of course, there are a ton of other weird possibilities. Getting it while on the toilet, for example. In the middle of a crowded movie theater or library (especially Steve, who hasn't quite figured out how to turn off the ringer). Stuff like that. Can be a five = one fic. Gen or any pairing. Drama or humor. I'm not picky.

During a fight Steve takes a nasty blow to the chest and doesn't just spring back like he usually does. He ends up knelt down, struggling to breathe and vulnerable to attack. Tony gets to him first and while Steve tries to push him away at first because they're not bffs, Tony sure does know a lot about chest pain and breathing problems. Cue Tony dragging Steve somewhere safe and trying to calmly talk him through it.

At one point or another, Coulson has seen pretty much everyone naked.

There have been a couple sci-fi fan!Tony prompts out there, but none of Doctor Who. Even though he absolutely referenced it in the movie, when he was talking about reversing the polarity.

But, really what I want is Tony getting bored and deciding he wants to see if he can build a sonic screwdriver. Just for fun, not for usefulness.

Bonus, actually, if he just sees someone else watching DW and thinks the sonic is cool rather than being a fan himself.

PROMPT: I just really want to see a His Dark Materials inspired fic where Tony and only Tony can see people's daemons.

So, every human has one, but are completely unaware of their existence. And Tony's always been able to see them. When he was a kid it was written off as having a lot of imaginary pets/friends, but he never grew out of seeing them. And maybe he wrote it off as being partially cracked for a while, but Tony's still a scientist at heart and he's figured out how all these not-quite real animals relate to the people they follow, and uses that information to his advantage. All the time. Mostly to pick out the quickest and easiest way to piss someone off enough that they leave him alone.

So, maybe Tony's kind of a spazzy genius trope because he's paying more attention to the daemons than the people in his life. And that's been fine for ages because he doesn't have to deal with a lot of people up close and personal, but now that he's an Avenger, that's changing.

I have no preferences for everyone's daemons, but I do imagine Nick Fury's to be the world's most intimidating Great Horned Owl. Also, Thor does not have a daemon, which freaks Tony out to the extreme.

PROMPT: Tony has Cap's shield tattooed on his hip because when he was younger (and drunk) he had decided to get a tattoo of his childhood hero-crush he worshipped or something like that.

Steve finds out.

Bonus point for possessive!Steve and possessive!feelings.

Loki had been able to stand it no more. He had come to Thor tonight with just this in mind, and he had made it so that Thor could not now writhe and buck in protest, Loki meant to luxuriate.

PROMPT: I think part of the reason anyone under Loki's control, Clint especially, looked so exhausted is because they were not allowed to sleep. Natasha told Clint it would take time for him to level out but even a couple of months after he hasn't. He hasn't been able to sleep and the rest of the team is starting to notice.

So it's teambuilding night and the Avengers are playig truth or dare, or something. During the game, something shocking is revealed:
Tony has a tattoo! And judging by his reaction (somehow he manages to be both proud and vaguely ashamed) it has to be pretty epic. Also, how, or why, has he kept it a secret for so long?
But he won't tell them what it actually is, or where it is, for that matter.
The team (especially Steve) become obsessed with finding out about it. But they have to be sneaky about it.
Shenanigans ensue!
Eventually Steve sort of snaps and just demands to know where it is. Tony replies along the line of 'Undress me and find out.' Steve does.
Sex happens!
Afterwards, he remembers what he actually wanted to accomplish (even though the results are pretty awesome) and finally finds the tattoo.
Location and actual tattoo is up to anon, but my eternal love if it is a) incredibly geeky, b) a sort of tramp stamp or c) an incredibly geeky tramp stamp.

PROMPT: Game of Thrones inspired prompt!
*Spoilers for those who haven't seen the series*
Loki as Daenerys and Thor as Drogo. I don't know... Loki is given to Thor by Laufey or his greedy brother's in order to gain Asgard's alliance or as a ploy and Loki's all angst and unhappy about it since he's nothing more then a thing to be sold and Thor's kind of a boar upon first impression. Thor turns out to be a great and protective husband though and Loki gains confidence and becomes a great and beloved and powerful leader in Asgard. Except there's like a way happier ending for our couple.

The fic continues here: http://norsekink.livejournal.com/3938.html?thread=14596194#t14596194

I need a CPR - fic in my life like I need air.
Clint getting badly injured in the field and one of the Avengers, Coulson, whoever needs to perform CPR to keep him alive until the medics come.

Girl!Arthur (done amazingly well)

Always-a-girl!Stiles, because Derek wouldn't be able to handle that hot mess. Maybe resorting to pulling at pigtails behaviour? Or totally growling at other guys getting fresh with her? Stiles is just busy researching werewolves to notice or helping Scott. Or asking Danny if he finds her hot 'cause she needs a sassy gay friend. Sadly Danny isn't that excited. Stiles would be a tomboy.

Unresolved Stiles Tension (or Four Times Stiles Asked If Derek Found Him Attractive, and the One Time Derek Actually Answered)

after shotgunning weed, usa's short track team decide to play truth or dare. somebody dares jr to makeout with apolo, leading to hot, sweaty, awesome sex. don't worry about everyone else in the room, the rest of the team passed out.

God knows why I do but I fancy a genderswapped, I-don't-mind-what-happens-as-long-as-its-fun fairytale. Something like Critic as Sleeping Beauty, Linkara as Snow White or Spoony as Cinderella...

Spooning With Spoony All-Spoony edition. SWS!Spoony wakes up next to Canon!Spoony and BlackLantern!Spoony. Insano makes a cameo near the end. You know you want to.

One of the guys (seriously, anyone is fine. I don't mind if it's one of big three or the more minor boys) gets strapped to a bed with a vibrating buttplug inside them. Whether they get freed or not by someone else is up to you, I just want them really hurting by the end of it.

Spooning With Spoony episode 3. Featuring Linkara, Paw, and the cameo by a bondage-gear wearing Marzgurl.

Spoony/anyone - how long can Spoony sustain nerd-rage while receiving a blowjob, when constantly presented with rageful material?

TL; DR, Dr. Insano has his first time taken by SWS!Spoony, tries to hide it, Linkara finds out anyway, and Toppy!Linkara/Shy!Semi-Traumatized!Dr. Insano sex happens.

So Insano likes it when people are a bit rough with him (No outright pain-fetish just a bit of being shoved against a wall and his partner being a bit rough)
Spoony finds out. And helps Insano out (if you know what I mean...)

Linkara/Spoony, phone sex.

It's 2AM in the hotel, all the TGWTG contributors are asleep except for Linkara and Spoony, but they can't go out of their rooms. They talk on the phone, one thing leads to another, etc.

Spoony/Linkara, first time, + everyone else in the site playing matchmaker because it's obvious they're made for each other. Bonus point if it's post!Kickassia and you manage to get the fact that Insano is inside Spoony somehow.

Spoony/Linkara. Linkara is 16 and their real-world age gap is in place, making Spoony about 22-23. Slightly jaded college grad inducting a (mostly) innocent virgin into a new world of sensual pleasure, with total consent on everyone's part, pleeze.

I'd like the victim tied up, painfully aroused and unable to relieve it, being teased and tormented by their captor. They try to resist it at first, but eventually end up begging for relief. (Whether they get it or not is up to anon)