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Lessons in Smooth Motherfuckology
“John, when you were eleven you didn’t even know what sex was. If you did, you would not have clicked on that link for two girls one cup. Twice.”

This is the straightest most bro-est make out session that ever happened. Not even a little bit of it is gay. Nope.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Cephied_Variable  extra:teenboyskissing  extra:tease  quality:crocodile  extra:podficced! 
august 2012 by opalsong
But I'm a Friendleader!
Your name is John Egbert and you know you are not a homosexual.

Apparently your friends were informed otherwise.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Cephied_Variable  extra:IM  extra:comingout  extra:matchmaking  quality:salamander 
august 2012 by opalsong

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