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so i know it’s not the mcu, but if it WERE:
“No,” Venom snarls out loud to the street, where the old woman–jesus christ. Where the old woman has just collapsed into dust, leaving nothing behind but her cart and her purse. A car slams into a lamppost, the driver’s seat suddenly empty. Someone is screaming, and they aren’t even screaming at them. “I said no.”
fanwork  fandom:Venom  fandom:avengers  pairing:Eddie/Venom  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  Length:CommentFic  site:tumblr  author:wildehack  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover  extra:FixIt 
december 2018 by opalsong
Consumed by Star Wars Feelings
Me and my husband, watching a martial arts film]
Me: See, now this is how the Jedi should have recruited their Padawans: you find some dude and then challenge him to a fight, and if he kicks your ass you then have to beg him to teach you.
fanwork  Fandom:SW  pairing:gen  rating:G  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:lurkingcrow-forcearama-lurkingcrow  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:humour  extra:not!fic 
july 2018 by opalsong
mace windu unfucks the timeline
oh my god I just read a post that was like “fuck this nonsense send MACE WINDU back in time to unfuck the prequels!!” and now I will never, ever be satisfied until I find the 300k version of that fic, ever. I NEED THIS FIC LIKE I NEED AIR. WHY IS THIS FIC NOT ALREADY IN MY HANDS??
fanwork  Fandom:SW  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  Length:Long  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:suzukiblu  quality:crocodile  Extra:TimeTravel  extra:FixIt  extra:humour  Extra:Kid!Fic 
june 2018 by opalsong
Accidental Jedi Han Solo, Worst Omega Ever
Han Solo: Worst Omega Ever meeting Han Solo: Worst ALPHA Ever, of course, obviously that would have to happen. OBVIOUSLY. both Leias are doomed. and also inappropriately turned on. and also DOOMED. so I guess this is a Star Wars post now whoops.
fanwork  Fandom:SW  pairing:Luke/Han/Leia  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:suzukiblu  quality:sunfish  extra:not!fic  extra:humour  extra:crack  extra:alpha/omega 
june 2018 by opalsong
Bruce Wayne Youtube Compilations
tim drake’s snapchat is 90% him making bruce wayne do normal middle-class american things and filming the results.
fanwork  fandom:dccomics  pairing:gen  rating:G  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:tumblr  quality:sunfish  extra:crack  extra:humour  extra:family  extra:media 
august 2017 by opalsong
The Ministry of Magic vs. The Magical Meastros
concept: willy wonka and harry potter take place in the same universe
the ministry of magic haaaates Willy Wonka
fanwork  Fandom:HP  rating:G  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:AO3  author:tumblr  quality:crocodile  extra:crossover  extra:humour  extra:podficced! 
may 2017 by opalsong
Hoth Headcanons and the Saga of Stabby
We all know that Hoth was a simmering mess of hormones and stress and I would pay good money for a soap opera about them. Here are some things which Definitely Happened.

(Featuring Stabby who is definitely not a space doomba.)
fanwork  Fandom:SW  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:Tumblr  quality:sunfish  extra:crack  extra:robot 
january 2017 by opalsong
“Not Romantic And Not Passionate”
I’ve been thinking since the ending of Yuri!!! on Ice, especially since its closing lines made me break out into ugly, wracking sobs, about how the show defines love, and how it is such a delightfully Japanese interpretation of the concept to my (American) mind.
fanwork  fandom:YuriOnIce  pairing:Yuuri/Victor  rating:G  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  quality:sunfish  site:tumblr  author:hananobira  extra:meta  extra:romance  extra:Linguistics!!! 
january 2017 by opalsong
If Jane Austen wrote The Empire Strikes Back
He dueled him for many a long minute, and then trapping him at the end of a gantry, removed his hand from his wrist. Luke was surprised, but said not a word beyond his cry of pain. After a silence of several minutes, Vader came towards him in an agitated manner, and thus began,
fanwork  Fandom:SW  Fandom:JaneAustin  pairing:gen  Length:CommentFic  rating:G  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:greenreticule  quality:sunfish  extra:humour  extra:crack 
january 2017 by opalsong
hockey chatfic!
So, I wrote some Tyler Seguin/Jamie Benn porn based on this amazing post by [personal profile] sinsense about the universe she and others had created where promising rookies in the NHL were assigned an older player to ~kneel~ for as a training measure. GO READ THAT POST it is amazing if you're into that sort of thing.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:multiple  rating:r  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  author:sabrina_il  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  quality:sunfish  Extra:BDSM  extra:worldbuilding  extra:not!fic  site:dreamwidth  extra:au 
december 2016 by opalsong
Kneeling verse
Semi-related to my feelings about the combine: I snicker every time sports writers talk about a team "topping" or "edging" or "knotting" another team (because I am twelve), but it's those stories about how you can "ruin" a young player that make me think dirty things. Like, obviously letting your whole team gangbang your rookie will ruin him.

So you have to pair each rookie up with an older, more experienced player as a mentor (Kaner with Sharpy, AGally with Prust, etc). Because, especially for the highly ranked rookies, it’s a lot of pressure, they can get wound too tight, so they need to be put on their knees regularly by someone they trust. The Bruins didn’t do that for Segs, they let anyone fuck him, and look what happened. The Stars put him with Jamie over the summer and it settles him right down.
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:multiple  rating:r  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:dreamwidth  author:sinsense  quality:sunfish  Extra:BDSM  extra:not!fic  extra:au 
december 2016 by opalsong
i dont even know where im going with this
You are DAVE STRIDER, former secretarial asset, current forensitech and forever SWAG AS FUCK. You have been asked by your therapist to create a journal, and both of your girlfriends thought this was A REALLY GREAT IDEA DAVE, YOU SHOULD DO IT and YES, THIS IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA. I LOOK FORWARD TO FOLLOWING YOUR TROLLMBLR.

Protesting that you already engaged in therapeutic venting through your RAPS and SICK BEATS fell on deaf ears.

Welp.

Looks like you have a blog. Time to get your socializing on.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:OtherCat  quality:sunfish  extra:media  Extra:Slave 
december 2016 by opalsong
A Day in the Life of a Bedridden Swordsman
"Luf--fy!" Nami sings out. "It's tiiiime!"

The rubber whirlwind bounces into the room and pings off three walls on its way to the bed. "Zoro! Hey, Zoro, are you okay? Did they give you MEAT yet, because I told them they should. Can I get you--"
fanwork  fandom:OnePiece  pairing:gen  rating:G  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  quality:sunfish  extra:injury  extra:family 
december 2016 by opalsong
Harry as an accidental Lord Vetinari
my problem with the ‘harry becomes lord of 2/¾/5 ancient noble houses’ trope is so unbelievably petty because its that fic writers don’t take it to the potential extreme. like, okay, you wanna make harry the bossest of bitches i get that, i understand, i have that urge too from time to time, but c’mon, be a little more creative about it please
fanwork  Fandom:HP  pairing:gen  rating:G  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:tumblr  quality:sunfish  extra:au  Extra:Grey!Harry  extra:politics 
september 2016 by opalsong
Ask Some Striders
We survived, we won, and now six Striders and two trolls have to learn to share two small apartments with two bathrooms between them. Featuring Dave, Bro, Dirk, Dirk's Bro, Dove "I used to be half-bird", and Hal "I used to be glasses". Oh, and Tavros and Terezi, they're here too.

Seriously, if we don't answer enough of these things we'll have to get day jobs. We're too cool for day jobs. Prevent this senseless tragedy by asking us shit today.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  type:art  site:tumblr  author:TGP  author:Loxie  quality:crocodile  extra:future  extra:leftofcenter  extra:family 
june 2016 by opalsong
name sharing
trying to find that one post where y’all speculate about Finn realizing he needs to provide a surname, and he just goes with “Dameron” because that’s the first one which comes to mind
fanwork  Fandom:SW  pairing:Rey/Finn/Poe  rating:G  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:reena_jenkins  quality:sunfish  extra:poly  extra:family 
january 2016 by opalsong
Who
Doctor Who/Leverage, The Doctor (your choice) + Eliot and the Leverage team, the Leverage team learns that Eliot used to be a Companion to The Doctor
fanwork  fandom:leverage  Fandom:DoctorWho  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:chasingtides  extra:crossover 
september 2014 by opalsong
1998
Leverage, Eliot/ or + Hardison, Hardison finds out that the first time Eliot got tortured was just days before Hardison started the sixth grade.
fanwork  fandom:leverage  pairing:eliot/hardison  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:chasingtides  quality:sunfish  extra:angst 
september 2014 by opalsong
Untitled
Leverage, Were!any/any(/any), The realisation that lycanthropy is spread through bodily fluids and so sex is totally out of the question.
fanwork  fandom:leverage  pairing:eliot/hardison/parker  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:chasingtides  quality:sunfish  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  Extra:Werewolf 
september 2014 by opalsong
Rumors
Leverage, Nate/Sophie, Someone( a Mark, or old friends) overhearing a phone conversation and assuming Eliot, Parker, and Alec are Nate and Sophies kids.
fanwork  fandom:leverage  pairing:gen  rating:G  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:chasingtides  quality:sunfish  extra:family  extra:ocpov 
september 2014 by opalsong
Strange Face of Love
Leverage, Hardison/Eliot/Parker, They can't say it with words but it's hidden in their actions (mostly in the ones no one else would ever guess)
fanwork  fandom:leverage  pairing:eliot/hardison/parker  rating:pg  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:chasingtides  quality:sunfish  Extra:Threesome/Moresome 
september 2014 by opalsong
End of the Line
five times Patrick Kane unsuccessfully flirted with other Olympic athletes, and one time he didn't get shot down.

with Kane being cheesy and persistent but not creepy or coercive?

het and/or slash

bonus points for Kaner trying to flirt with both Lamoureux sisters (either separately or together) and crashing and burning miserably

:P
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:r  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  quality:sunfish  extra:fivethings  Extra:Failboats!inLove 
march 2014 by opalsong
Reputation
Now I’m imagining Steve offering to sleep with Tony so Iron Man doesn’t have to do it anymore.
fanwork  fandom:avengers  pairing:tony/steve  rating:G  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:sam_storyteller  quality:sunfish  extra:not!fic  extra:comingout 
february 2014 by opalsong
Occupation
Maybe they won the war? Maybe they just managed to slip through the Armada's defenses? Anyway humans land on Alternia.

They find nothing but children and teenagers (some of them probably wondering why they haven't been conscripted yet and where the ships are, so technically about to be considered adults but not officially adult yet)

Are the humans here to kill the mother grub? take control of it? do damage control now they've won and they're checking how the kids are being raised because sentient being rights and troll societal attitudes suck we're brainwashing them into a ~morally superior way of doing things? oh good lord this explains everything they're raised by animals, the internet and each other what really this is Lord of the Flies as a valid educational method -- WHAT happens to the orphans???

How much do the troll kids freak the fuck out seeing adult aliens? Do they try mounting a resistance? Do any humans adopt young orphans? what?

Please no gore and no canon character death, but apart from that anything is welcome. OCs are good, so are age-tweaked canon characters.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  pairing:Gamzee/Tavros  rating:pg  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:dreamwidth  author:anonymous  extra:au  extra:kinkmeme 
july 2013 by opalsong
Bro/Dirk (teaching, selfcest, age difference, BDSM)
One is a majorly kinky adult man in his prime, who got to go to nightclubs and met people and had one night stands and learned through trial and error, and is now fairly relaxed about his needs.

The other is a teenager who thanks to the internet and his own reasoning has a lot of intellectual understanding and nothing else and zero real social experience, and the same needs and instincts and no outlet for them.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dirk/Bro  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:dreamwidth  author:anonymous  quality:sunfish  Extra:BDSM  Extra:Incest  extra:kinkmeme 
july 2013 by opalsong
John Egbert IS John Sheppard: Homestuck/SGA Three Sentence Meme
Askerian: …
Askerian: what if john sheppard was john egbert.
Askerian: they both love to fly
Askerian: NO SELF NO
Askerian: STOP RIGHT HERE
Adi: hahahahaha
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  fandom:sga  extra:crossover  pairing:gen  rating:pg  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:askerian  quality:salamander 
july 2013 by opalsong
Who wants 14 pages of convo about Fic I Am Not Writing?
Askerian: urban fantasy Davekat with demon again XD
Askerian: not the same way tho
Askerian: angels and demons are aligned with good and evil
Askerian: also there’s supernatural beasties and elementals and werewolves and lamia everywhere
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  extra:IM  extra:au  extra:demon  extra:xeno 
july 2013 by opalsong
Conquer the Great Divide
"My name is Karkat Vantas," you say when the recording starts. "Imperial ID number 4136-1211-15201. I'm applying for status as a pail slave. I'm," you swallow hard to try to clear the lump from your throat, "I'm unfit for standard contribution due to abnormal hemotype, but I want to serve my Empire to the best of my ability. I understand the physical demands of the position and," your voice cracks, "I'm training to be better prepared for them. I swear to cooperate readily and faithfully with my assigned user. I surrender my body to Imperial custody. All hail Her Imperious Condescension, and all hail her glorious Empire."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  rating:nc-17  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:dreamwidth  author:laylah  pairing:Karkat/Darkleer  quality:sunfish  Extra:Slave  extra:inflation  extra:xeno  extra:dubcon  extra:kinkmeme 
july 2013 by opalsong
imprint verse!makeouts
ladybessyboo requested said DO WANT when i suggested ;; kane/toews, imprint verse!makeouts
fanwork  fandom:Hockey  pairing:Tazer/Kaner  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:thisissirius  quality:salamander  extra:bond 
july 2013 by opalsong
NECKZ ‘n THROATS
oh shit, Stiles, I know you really needed the money, but was it really a great idea to pose for those pictures for NECKZ ‘n THROATS,
fanwork  fandom:TeenWolf  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:captain-snark  quality:salamander  extra:media  extra:porn 
july 2013 by opalsong
The 'Oh Canada' Comment fest.
All these fics with Stiles needing to turn tricks to pay for his dad's hospital bills is like a giant add for universal health coverage.
Everyone needs to move to Canada. D:
fanwork  Fandom:Multi-fandom  extra:Canada!FuckYeah!  Length:CommentFic  Type:Comm 
march 2013 by opalsong
Deep Slow
Overhead, light flows across the ceiling, expanding and contracting like a slow pulse matching his own. His eyes are heavy and growing heavier with as indeterminate time passes. The pile of clothes under him shifts, his back arches further to accommodate it, he's drifting, comfortable and pulsing like these little specks of light on the ceiling. Slow and dimmed at first, Gamzee becomes aware of of his hand lying on his stomach.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:gen  rating:nc-17  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  extra:solo  extra:drugs  extra:kinkmeme  Extra:Toys  extra:podficced! 
february 2013 by opalsong
Gifts Unlooked For
"We should check on Prospit," Jane says, one week into your probably pointless run through the gas-and-zombies weirdness that Sburb turned out to be.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Roxy/Jane  rating:pg  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:dreamwidth  author:edenfalling  quality:sunfish  extra:awesome!Ladies 
december 2012 by opalsong
Fifth Iteration
In which xeno/inflation/mpreg/egg-laying is taken entirely too seriously, compulsive world building is showcased, and I pretend really hard that Gamzee might ever be a sympathetic character again. Originally found at: http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/8447.html?thread=39867903
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Gamzee/Tavros  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  rating:nc-17  Length:CommentFic  Length:Long  type:prose  site:dreamwidth  author:anonymous  quality:sunfish  extra:kinkmeme  Extra:Mpreg  extra:postSBURB  extra:fluff  extra:xeno  extra:podficced! 
october 2012 by opalsong
Another Fill
They are sixteen years old when John finally decides that not being a homosexual doesn’t mean he isn’t in love with Karkat. Or hate. Or something. Whatever, troll romance is weird. Anyway, it was just something that had been building for ages, and maybe John had been aware of it and maybe he hadn’t, but when it all comes rushing at him one day he doesn’t feel surprised or confused or have a mini-identity crisis. He just feels in love.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat  rating:r  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  quality:salamander  extra:teenboyskissing 
september 2012 by opalsong
John<3Karkat, lol alien tentaclecock
"What is that," he asks flatly, in that kind of weird nasal tone he gets when he's trying not to flip the fuck out, and you blush, hard, because that was not what you expected Karkat to say when he started pushing your pants down and reached for your penis--
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat  rating:nc-17  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  quality:salamander  extra:xeno 
september 2012 by opalsong
Apply Topically
“Wow, you actually sleep in this stuff?” John asked, staring into Karkat's recuperacoon.
fandom:Homestuck  fanwork  pairing:John/Karkat  rating:nc-17  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  extra:xeno  Extra:SexPollen 
september 2012 by opalsong
Parts of Me
Equius is genderqueer. But Equius has always been one to live by the rules. Stepping outside them, frankly, terrifies hir. So ze hides -- dresses hirself in skirts and heels and stockings in secret, assumes an alternate internet identity. Ze's ashamed of hir gender, hir sexuality, hir everything; ze's an awkward, lonely, kinky, sweaty teenager who's done some terrible things and is desperately seeking some kind of validation of hir identity.

The only thing ze's got going for hirself is hir meowrail, who just so happens to be nonbinary purrself.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Equius<>Nepeta  rating:pg  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:inksplotch_ed  quality:salamander  extra:queer  extra:au  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind) 
september 2012 by opalsong
Dave/Aradia, Scar kink
Before all this, he was lovely. Smooth skin accented with freckles and light golden hair, a few scars here and there from strife and childhood.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Aradia  rating:r  Length:CommentFic  site:livejournal  author:scuttlebuggy  quality:salamander  extra:depression  extra:scars  type:prose 
september 2012 by opalsong
Chrysanthemum & Arrangements
AU in which the guardians (that is, Mom, Dad, Bro, and Bec or Grandpa Harley) work for the government and made first contact with Alternia when their children were infants. One of them, as a peace offering to the trolls, offered their child's hand in marriage to a young wiggler.

They find out when they are thirteen, sixteen, or eighteen, when the trolls come to Earth (publicly or secretly).
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Karkat/Jade  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:partingxshot  author:anon_ficcer  extra:arrangedmarriage  extra:au  extra:2for1  Extra:Kid!Fic  quality:salamander 
september 2012 by opalsong
Batterwitch
Karkat and John can't be kismesi together, not because John is incapable of hate, but rather because any hate John feels for Karkat is but a wan candle compared to his unmatched, all-consuming, searing enmity of the Batterwitch Betty Crocker.

Karkat is compelled to step aside in the face of such magnificent spite.

Or he takes the smart route, takes over as CEO of the Betty Crocker company, and becomes a pastry baron.

Then it's delicious ♠♠♠♠ all over the place.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:AO3  author:anonymous  quality:salamander  extra:crack  extra:kinkmeme  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell) 
september 2012 by opalsong
Chesticles and a Detachable Penis
I've seen lots of FTM Dave but never Bro, which I had a dream about last night. Dave woke up covered in blood and it was a while before I found out it wasn't his, but Bro's. Possibly they sleep together because they're really poor and Dave's still young, I don't know. But I want to see how growing up with this would affect Dave's perception of gender--does he think there are two kinds of guys and go around asking people which they are? Does he even know about girls, and does he think there are two kinds of them, too? Play with it.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:gen  rating:G  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  quality:salamander  Extra:Kid!Fic  extra:secretsWHY?  extra:kinkmeme  extra:trans 
september 2012 by opalsong
A Source Of Great Strength
Dave has just met Jade Harley live and in person for the first time, and she will not. Shut. UP.
fandom:Homestuck  pairing:gen  Length:CommentFic  rating:G  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:DoctorV  extra:mute  extra:mute!Dave  quality:salamander  fanwork 
september 2012 by opalsong
Handcuffs
Karkat can feel the press of John’s arousal against one of his arms. His fingers twitch and reach helplessly, but his limbs are pushed as far as they can go. John chuckles against his shoulder, aware of Karkat’s efforts, and noses against the troll’s ear, warm breaths ghosting against sensitive flesh. “You’re so, well, eager like this, Karkat!”
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat/Jade  rating:nc-17  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  Extra:BDSM  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  extra:xeno  quality:sunfish 
august 2012 by opalsong
Shiny Red Collars
Terezi tells Dave and Karkat she's getting them matching red collars. When she's not around, they have a mini argument/fight about what this means, and which of them gave her the impression they wanted to be collared/owned. (they both argue that it was the other one)

obviously they are in denial, they both want it, and terezi is really good at figuring things out.

also this can end however but preferably with a sexy collaring scene. smut optional
fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi/Karkat  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  Extra:BDSM  extra:collar  extra:IM  rating:nc-17  quality:sunfish  extra:kinkmeme  extra:xeno  fanwork 
august 2012 by opalsong
gw/hp plotbunny...
So the other day I had a long rambly convo about a Gundam Wing/Harry Potter crossover. Not going to write it, nooo way, but it ended up pretty fun to think about anyway. Also with some complaining/pondering about abuse in fanfic and stuff.
fanwork  Fandom:HP  Fandom:GW  pairing:gen  Length:CommentFic  rating:G  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:askerian  extra:crossover  extra:humour  extra:IM  quality:salamander  extra:not!fic  extra:meta 
july 2012 by opalsong
The Avengers Kink List Team Bonding Session
How to build a database to get the right person or people for every kinky contingency. One such task is suggested; readers are encouraged to submit more.
fanwork  fandom:avengers  pairing:avengersGSF  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  Length:CommentFic  rating:nc-17  type:prose  site:dreamwidth  author:multiple  author:petra  quality:sunfish  Extra:BDSM  extra:kink  extra:science  Extra:Toys  Extra:Tentacles  Extra:Crossdressing  extra:spanking 
june 2012 by opalsong
Sit down, New Recuits...
The Avengers have kind of gotten into the habit of falling asleep or winding down all huddled and pressed against each other, after defeating a tough villian, Clint and Tasha coming back from a solo mission, one of them has nightmares, etc. They've actually got to the point they don't even bother about it and it's almost automatic.

Then they end up having to take on a supervillian in the middle of nowhere, and when they're done they're on the Hellcarrier, with it's tiny claustrophic rooms; and even any of Tony's international mansions are a long way off.

Cue to them getting really annoyed, twitchy, snappy, about the whole thing. Bruce might even end up Hulking out again, and having to be contained. Then they all go fuck it, Nat, and Clint steal as many pillows and blankets they can get, Tony overrides the containment unit settings to get Bruce out, and they all just find some place to set up and curl up.

Bonus for Steve and Thor, who are normally the easiest to get along with, glare and threaten bodily harm to any of the SHIELD members who try to even enter the area.

The internet if they forgo everything, break into Hulk's containment unit, because hey it is big and comfy enough, and just use him as a body pillow to curl up on, with the Hulk not even minding.

I just want a post battle big superhero cuddle pile, okay. Because even heroes need their hug time.
fanwork  fandom:avengers  pairing:avengersGSF  Length:CommentFic  rating:pg-13  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:minx_et_mink  quality:sunfish  extra:kinkmeme  extra:cuddles  extra:family  extra:sleep  Extra:Threesome/Moresome 
june 2012 by opalsong
Team "Avengers Assemble"
My first thought was, "how awkward would it be to get the Avengers assemble message while in the middle of sex?"
Of course, there are a ton of other weird possibilities. Getting it while on the toilet, for example. In the middle of a crowded movie theater or library (especially Steve, who hasn't quite figured out how to turn off the ringer). Stuff like that. Can be a five = one fic. Gen or any pairing. Drama or humor. I'm not picky.
fanwork  fandom:avengers  Length:CommentFic  rating:pg-13  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  quality:salamander  extra:fivethings  pairing:Tony/Pepper  extra:FixCoulson 
may 2012 by opalsong
Steve!whump-breathing difficulties
During a fight Steve takes a nasty blow to the chest and doesn't just spring back like he usually does. He ends up knelt down, struggling to breathe and vulnerable to attack. Tony gets to him first and while Steve tries to push him away at first because they're not bffs, Tony sure does know a lot about chest pain and breathing problems. Cue Tony dragging Steve somewhere safe and trying to calmly talk him through it.
fanwork  fandom:avengers  rating:pg-13  type:prose  site:livejournal  Length:CommentFic  author:anonymous  quality:salamander  extra:PTSD  pairing:tony/steve 
may 2012 by opalsong
Tony likes Doctor Who and builds himself a sonic screwdriver
There have been a couple sci-fi fan!Tony prompts out there, but none of Doctor Who. Even though he absolutely referenced it in the movie, when he was talking about reversing the polarity.

But, really what I want is Tony getting bored and deciding he wants to see if he can build a sonic screwdriver. Just for fun, not for usefulness.

Bonus, actually, if he just sees someone else watching DW and thinks the sonic is cool rather than being a fan himself.
fanwork  fandom:avengers  pairing:gen  rating:G  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  quality:salamander  extra:crossover  Fandom:DoctorWho  extra:genius 
may 2012 by opalsong
elioenai (unto god are my eyes)
PROMPT: I just really want to see a His Dark Materials inspired fic where Tony and only Tony can see people's daemons.

So, every human has one, but are completely unaware of their existence. And Tony's always been able to see them. When he was a kid it was written off as having a lot of imaginary pets/friends, but he never grew out of seeing them. And maybe he wrote it off as being partially cracked for a while, but Tony's still a scientist at heart and he's figured out how all these not-quite real animals relate to the people they follow, and uses that information to his advantage. All the time. Mostly to pick out the quickest and easiest way to piss someone off enough that they leave him alone.

So, maybe Tony's kind of a spazzy genius trope because he's paying more attention to the daemons than the people in his life. And that's been fine for ages because he doesn't have to deal with a lot of people up close and personal, but now that he's an Avenger, that's changing.

I have no preferences for everyone's daemons, but I do imagine Nick Fury's to be the world's most intimidating Great Horned Owl. Also, Thor does not have a daemon, which freaks Tony out to the extreme.
fanwork  fandom:avengers  pairing:Tony/Pepper  rating:pg  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  quality:sunfish  Fandom:GoldenCompass  extra:crossover 
may 2012 by opalsong
Promises Made of Ink
PROMPT: Tony has Cap's shield tattooed on his hip because when he was younger (and drunk) he had decided to get a tattoo of his childhood hero-crush he worshipped or something like that.

Steve finds out.

Bonus point for possessive!Steve and possessive!feelings.
fanwork  fandom:avengers  pairing:tony/steve  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  quality:salamander  extra:jealousy  extra:tattoo 
may 2012 by opalsong
Masterpiece
PROMPT: Established relationship.

Steve uses Tony's body as canvas for delicious sticky art. That he then helps clean up. And then he fucks him. ;P

Bonus if Tony was just expecting a little messing around, but Steve actually paints detailed stuff on him until Tony is just wild with want.
Super-bonus if Steve paints on Tony's cock and then sucks him off before fucking a pliant Tony through a second orgasm!
fanwork  fandom:avengers  pairing:tony/steve  Length:CommentFic  rating:nc-17  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:jaune_chat  quality:salamander  extra:ink 
may 2012 by opalsong
Stillness
Loki had been able to stand it no more. He had come to Thor tonight with just this in mind, and he had made it so that Thor could not now writhe and buck in protest, Loki meant to luxuriate.
fanwork  fandom:Thor  fandom:avengers  pairing:thor/loki  rating:nc-17  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  quality:salamander  extra:kink 
may 2012 by opalsong
Leveling
PROMPT: I think part of the reason anyone under Loki's control, Clint especially, looked so exhausted is because they were not allowed to sleep. Natasha told Clint it would take time for him to level out but even a couple of months after he hasn't. He hasn't been able to sleep and the rest of the team is starting to notice.
fanwork  fandom:avengers  pairing:clint/coulson  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  quality:sunfish  extra:PTSD  extra:teambonding 
may 2012 by opalsong
Never Have I Ever
So it's teambuilding night and the Avengers are playig truth or dare, or something. During the game, something shocking is revealed:
Tony has a tattoo! And judging by his reaction (somehow he manages to be both proud and vaguely ashamed) it has to be pretty epic. Also, how, or why, has he kept it a secret for so long?
But he won't tell them what it actually is, or where it is, for that matter.
The team (especially Steve) become obsessed with finding out about it. But they have to be sneaky about it.
Shenanigans ensue!
Eventually Steve sort of snaps and just demands to know where it is. Tony replies along the line of 'Undress me and find out.' Steve does.
Sex happens!
Afterwards, he remembers what he actually wanted to accomplish (even though the results are pretty awesome) and finally finds the tattoo.
Location and actual tattoo is up to anon, but my eternal love if it is a) incredibly geeky, b) a sort of tramp stamp or c) an incredibly geeky tramp stamp.
fanwork  fandom:avengers  pairing:tony/steve  rating:nc-17  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  quality:salamander  extra:tattoo  extra:fanboy! 
may 2012 by opalsong
Truthfully
PROMPT: Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed. Really. He'd planned on setting cities ablaze, smashing buildings, pillaging, all of that good stuff.

Too bad he hadn't planned on the place being so FUN.

Destroying City Hall? Maybe if he can squeeze it in between ikebana and his Thai cooking classes. Oh, he tries for the whole supervillain thing, but is it really his fault that he really likes going to yoga and hair products that don't require massive amounts of oils that leave him feeling greasy? Is it really his fault that manicures are so damn RELAXING and that those little Asian ladies in the salon are so charmingly adorable? Besides, his therapist says that all the rage is unhealthy.

TL;DR Loki gets a therapist and finds Earth hobbies that he enjoys in between bothering his brother and his friends.

SUPER BONUS: The Avengers get a petition pleading from the nail salon and his therapist and various instructors for them to please not kill him because he's a considerate customer and is actually a very nice young man.
fanwork  fandom:avengers  pairing:gen  Length:CommentFic  Length:Long  rating:pg-13  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:haicrescendo  quality:sunfish  extra:leftofcenter  extra:therapy  extra:humour  Haven't_Finished 
may 2012 by opalsong
Winter and Spring
PROMPT: Game of Thrones inspired prompt!
*Spoilers for those who haven't seen the series*
Loki as Daenerys and Thor as Drogo. I don't know... Loki is given to Thor by Laufey or his greedy brother's in order to gain Asgard's alliance or as a ploy and Loki's all angst and unhappy about it since he's nothing more then a thing to be sold and Thor's kind of a boar upon first impression. Thor turns out to be a great and protective husband though and Loki gains confidence and becomes a great and beloved and powerful leader in Asgard. Except there's like a way happier ending for our couple.

The fic continues here: http://norsekink.livejournal.com/3938.html?thread=14596194#t14596194
fanwork  fandom:avengers  pairing:thor/loki  rating:nc-17  Length:CommentFic  Length:Long  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  quality:sunfish  fandom:GameofThrones  extra:crossover  extra:arrangedmarriage  Haven't_Finished 
may 2012 by opalsong
Spin the Bottle
"I don't know this one." Steve squints at the center of the table.

Tony wrinkles his brow. "I thought you might remember it from the 40s."

"Nope, never heard of it," Steve says.
fanwork  fandom:avengers  pairing:avengersGSF  Extra:Game  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:51stcenturyfox  quality:salamander  extra:kissing  extra:kissingmeme  Extra:Threesome/Moresome 
may 2012 by opalsong
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