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Naruto and the Children of Chaos (Or: how to raise adorable murder children and take over the mafia world)
When Uzumaki Naruto breathed his last, he didn’t expect to wake up in the world of the living again. He was old, and tired, and so, so ready to move on. And, well...he wanted to see his wife again, dammit.

But, of course, that wasn't what happened.

Why? Naruto screamed at the powers-that-loved-to-fuck-with-his-life-and-now-his-afterlife-too, with tears streaking down his cheeks, feeling cold, weak, hungry, and utterly disgusted.

Because you’re everybody’s bitch, Kurama helpfully supplied.
fanwork  fandom:KHR  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Millarca  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover  extra:humour  Extra:Kid!Fic  extra:family  extra:reincarnation  extra:crack  extra:FixIt 
26 days ago by opalsong
Uchiha Itachi must die
Itachi was a good looking troubled teenager left to wander the country unsupervised in the company of a group of insane criminals. He may have made a few questionable decisions involving alcohol and women. It is also worth noting that no-one actually got around to explaining the use of a condom to him. The results are depressingly predictable. Or the one where Itachi missed shinobi sex ed and ended up creating spawn across half the elemental nations, which Sasuke somehow ends up responsible for.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Dissenter  quality:sunfish  extra:crack  Extra:Kid!Fic 
6 weeks ago by opalsong
Unsettled
In which all of team seven are poster children for unhealthy relationships with their daemons. Except for Sasuke, who is fully in touch with his inner and outer daemons.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Dissenter  quality:sunfish  Fandom:GoldenCompass  extra:mentalhealth  extra:friendship 
6 weeks ago by opalsong
my heart is a church of scars
“I just want to go home,” he tells Nagato, and hates that he sounds so very much like the crybaby child Kakashi always calls him.

Nagato's expression twists, grief and sympathy all wrapped up and tangled together. He catches Obito's bandaged face in his hands, leans in to touch their foreheads together, and it’s closer to anyone than Obito has been in years. “I know,” Nagato says, hoarse. “I know, Obito. But we can save everyone we love, we can save the world. All it takes is our sacrifice. And someday, when we’ve put everything to rights, we can go back. We can live in a good world with everyone we care for, and know that we’ll never lose them to war. Isn't that worth it?”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kakashi/Obito  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  Extra:TimeTravel  extra:leftofcenter  extra:humour  extra:friendship  extra:pining 
6 weeks ago by opalsong
in pools among the rushes
The path through the mire is narrow, barely visible against the dark water and grim-green of half-drowned paths, but Haku's feet don’t waver. He picks his way through, familiar and steady, and doesn’t take his eyes off the water.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Haku/Suigetsu  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:fantasy 
6 weeks ago by opalsong
trip through the light with me
In the center of the spring is a listing signpost, one of several long since faded into incomprehensibility. If there were directions there, Tsume can't see any trace of them, but there's an angel perched atop the signpost, wide white wings sending feathers drifting across the breeze.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Konan/Tsume  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:fantasy 
6 weeks ago by opalsong
atom to atom (can you feel it on me, love?)
Smothering his amusement, Tobirama leans up, a few inches further than the other teacher can manage, and plucks the wayward student down from the tree he’s attempting to climb. Settling back, he flips Naruto upside down, dangling him under one arm, and asks Iruka with a smirk, “I believe this is yours?”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Iruka/Tobirama  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:modern  extra:teacher  extra:fluff  extra:humour 
6 weeks ago by opalsong
love is blind (and greed insatiable)
The Akatsuki are hired to separate a certain prince from a certain homonculus. It doesn't go quite as planned for anyone involved.
fanwork  Fandom:FMA  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Hidan/Kakuzu  pairing:Hidan/Greed  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover  extra:possession 
6 weeks ago by opalsong
A Comprehensive Guide to Aggressive Gardening
“What is that,” Obito says flatly.

“It is a cactus,” Gaara says, like that’s the only question here. Deftly, with an air of ceremony, he sets the pot in Obito's hands, and then tells him, “It reminded me of you.”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kakashi/Obito  pairing:Naruto/Gaara  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:humour  extra:future  extra:Gardening  extra:friendship  extra:establishedrelationship  extra:FixIt 
6 weeks ago by opalsong
like Venus throned in joy above
Twenty is probably too young to die, even for a shinobi, but if anyone can kill Sakura with sheer attractiveness, it's Kori.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  fandom:dccomics  pairing:Sakura/Kori  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  extra:awesome!Ladies  extra:crossover  extra:crush  extra:humour  extra:fluff  quality:sunfish 
6 weeks ago by opalsong
east of the sun and west of the moon, dear
Before he follows, Shisui takes one more look out the cold glass, and shivers. He can hear the floe grinding against the surrounding ice, an eerie, disconcerting sound, like a massive beast growling in the darkness. The howl of the wind is a high, lonely counterpoint, a forsaken sound, and Shisui grits his teeth and forces himself to ignore it.

He’ll get used to the sound someday. He won't have a choice.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kurama/Shisui  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:fantasy  extra:arrangedmarriage 
6 weeks ago by opalsong
welcome to my cage, little lover
The creature chuckles, and as Genma watches his upper body shifts, changes. He loses the more monstrous features, and a moment later a blue-skinned man with a shark’s tail is hauling himself all the way up to sit on the bank, his tail still dangling in the water. “No one has to get hurt,” he says, and deliberately sets Genma's knife on the grass. “You unlocked my prison. I'm not going to eat the guy who helped me out.”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Genma/Kisame  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  Length:Short  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:fantasy  Extra:MagicalCreature 
6 weeks ago by opalsong
the beautiful changes
“It’s a ritual,” Tajima says, seated on the end of Butsuma's cot with one leg pulled up under him. “The fire will only kill you if you let it.”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Butsuma/Tajima  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:leftofcenter  extra:friendship 
6 weeks ago by opalsong
more sun, more tempest (more fear and fearlessness)
Shūhei is in the middle of trying to figure out how to tell his captain we don’t do things that way anymore because that system is outdated and also wrong when the whole world lurches under his feet.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  fandom:bleach  pairing:Shisui/Shuuhei  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover  extra:FixIt 
6 weeks ago by opalsong
a guy like you should wear a warning
“Who the hell are you supposed to be, un?” Deidara demands, bristling. “The villain from a shitty Princess Gale movie?”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Shisui/Deidara  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:flirting 
january 2019 by opalsong
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Sasuke is actually eighteen the first time he looks at Sakura and realises abruptly that he wants her.



(In which being close friends with Sakura actually frightens Sasuke a lot less than being physically attracted to her.)
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Sakura/Sasuke  rating:pg-13  time:30:00-1:00:00  Type:PodFic  site:AO3  author:Tozette  performer:GodofLaundryBaskets  extra:demisexual  extra:ForMe!  extra:ITPE2018 
january 2019 by opalsong
Two Truths And A Lie
Mikoto does not want her elderly relatives trying to pick out her future husband.

Kushina has a brilliant idea.

(Oh no... she's hot.)
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kushina/Mikoto  rating:G  time:0:00-5:00  Type:PodFic  site:AO3  author:Sanjuno  performer:Arioch  quality:salamander  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:au  extra:ForMe!  extra:ITPE2018 
january 2019 by opalsong
Tsukumogami no Kankurou
While everyone in Suna concerns themselves with Gaara, terrified that the One-Tail might break free and rampage through their Village, they forget a few key facts.

First, that just because Shukaku is the largest demon in Suna does not make the Bijuu the only demon in Wind Country, or even the only demon sealed away in Hidden Sand.

Second, that Raza has two elder children that are just as capable of ushering in Suna's doom as their youngest sibling is.

Third, Kankurou is the overlooked middle child who just wants to play with his baby brother.

Remember these facts. They're important. Especially the third one.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  fandom:Muppets  pairing:gen  rating:G  time:10:00-30:00  Type:PodFic  author:Sanjuno  performer:Arioch  extra:crossover  extra:crack  extra:family  extra:ForMe!  extra:ITPE2018  quality:salamander 
january 2019 by opalsong
Missing Pieces (The Stardust & Supernova Remix)
Tobirama follows Hashirama to the river with a thousand points of light burning in his head.

He leaves with one as all he can see, a bonfire, a conflagration.

Uchiha Madara sets a match to his life with the simple fact of his existence, and in his wake Tobirama is left standing in a field of ashes.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Tobirama/Madara  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  Fandom:Sentinel  extra:toPodfic 
december 2018 by opalsong
Two Truths And A Lie
Mikoto does not want her elderly relatives trying to pick out her future husband.

Kushina has a brilliant idea.

(Oh no... she's hot.)
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kushina/Mikoto  rating:G  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Sanjuno  quality:sunfish  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:au  extra:modern  extra:friendship 
december 2018 by opalsong
Tsukumogami No Kankurou
While everyone in Suna concerns themselves with Gaara, terrified that the One-Tail might break free and rampage through their Village, they forget a few key facts.

First, that just because Shukaku is the largest demon in Suna does not make the Bijuu the only demon in Wind Country, or even the only demon sealed away in Hidden Sand.

Second, that Raza has two elder children that are just as capable of ushering in Suna's doom as their youngest sibling is.

Third, Kankurou is the overlooked middle child who just wants to play with his baby brother.

Remember these facts. They're important. Especially the third one.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  fandom:Muppets  pairing:gen  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Sanjuno  quality:sunfish  extra:family  extra:humour 
december 2018 by opalsong
The Best Revenge
The best revenge is living well. And maybe also spitefully staging a minor political coup to take over Konoha as payback for getting stuck in an arranged marriage.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Asuma/Hidan  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:arrangedmarriage  extra:au  extra:humour  extra:politics  extra:FixIt  extra:crack  extra:toPodfic 
december 2018 by opalsong
from the moon's brink
“Thank you,” he says, and the words feel like they don’t fit right in his mouth. What are you supposed to say, really, when someone gives you a piece of their spirit-form? Especially under these circumstances. Shisui wishes treason came with some kind of manual. Maybe a book full of helpful hints. When plotting to overturn decades of hatred and stop a war by lying to the whole world, be careful not to offend the man giving you his teeth to wear as earrings.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kakashi/Shisui  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  Extra:MagicalCreature  extra:politics  extra:marriageofconvenience  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:au  extra:toPodfic  extra:wishList 
december 2018 by opalsong
tie me up and take me over
Kakashi is enjoying this a hell of a lot more than he thought he would, and he had high expectations going in.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kakashi/Shisui  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  Extra:Bondage  extra:toPodfic  extra:wishList 
december 2018 by opalsong
I'm coming up for light
“What is that?” Tobirama demands incredulously.

“Your way out of this system,” Kushina says cheerfully, and Tobirama suddenly understands far better why she’s hanging on his arm like she’s going to physically pin him in place.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  Fandom:SW  pairing:Minato/Tobirama  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover  extra:humour  extra:toPodfic  extra:wishList 
december 2018 by opalsong
I can feel it like a monsoon (hovering above me)
Shikamaru squints at him out of one eye. “Omoi,” he says, exasperated.

“I'm going to be the first Avatar to ever throw the world out of balance,” Omoi says. “I'm going to cause—”

“—me to go prematurely bald,” Shikamaru interrupts, and reaches up to grab his wrist, dragging him down onto the blanket next to him.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  Fandom:Avatar:theLastAirbender  pairing:Shikumaru/Omoi/Shisui  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover  extra:flirting 
december 2018 by opalsong
sweet like candy in my veins
Shisui's breaths feel too loud in the quiet of the room, like they’re coming too fast. It’s like he’s panting, like he can't get enough air, and it makes his head spin. His whole body is shaking, overheated, burning up from the inside, and he has to catch himself on the edge of the sink and lean there, gasping for air, acutely, exquisitely, awfully aware of every inch of his skin.

Behind him, a page turns, crinkling, and there's a quiet hum.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kakashi/Shisui  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  author:blackkat  site:AO3  quality:sunfish  Extra:Toys  extra:tease  extra:overstimulation  extra:toPodfic 
december 2018 by opalsong
make a fury of me
“There you are,” a voice says, sudden enough to make Shisui startle. Before he can even take a step back, though, a familiar figure is stepping out from beneath an overhang of carved stone. Silver hair is bright in the moonlight, even though the light washes color from everything else, turns the red dripping from the tantō black and leaves the pools on the ground depthless.

“Captain?” Shisui asks, throat tight, and has to swallow again, has to resist the urge to take a step back. “What—what are you doing here?”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kakashi/Shisui  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  Extra:TimeTravel 
december 2018 by opalsong
we're either a romance novel or a cheap teen drama
Kurenai looks thoughtful. “So you want help picking someone who will annoy him?”

“I want help picking someone who will give him an aneurism,” Asuma corrects, because he’s always been a fan of go big or go home.

“Pissing off the mayor seems like a bad idea,” Raidō ventures after a moment, but he’s already looking around the lunchroom, scanning for targets.

Asuma snorts. “I'm not pissing off the mayor, I'm pissing off my father,” he says. “Despite what he wants to think, there is a difference.”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Asuma/Hidan  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  Extra:HighSchool  extra:modern  extra:humour  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:toPodfic  extra:wishList 
december 2018 by opalsong
furigoma
“You want me to what?” Hidan demands.

“Meet my team,” Asuma repeats patiently, like that’s going to magically change it into a good idea.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Asuma/Hidan  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:humour  extra:establishedrelationship  extra:toPodfic  extra:wishList 
december 2018 by opalsong
bringing down to Hell (And up to Heaven in an houre)
“You’re all right?” the stranger asks gently. “I'm sorry for the fright, it’s been a long time since I healed a human, and you’ve changed greatly over the years. Your chakra especially.”

A human, implying that he isn't one. Izuna swallows, licks his lips, and wonders what the hell it means that he was just in a liplock with a god.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Izuna/Asura  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:FixIt  extra:deity  extra:marriageofconvenience 
december 2018 by opalsong
hydrogen in our veins (it cannot hold itself)
“He’s hot, isn't he?” Izuna asks, stealing one of Tobirama’s pens.

Entirely distracted by his thoughts, Tobirama grunts in agreement, then realizes exactly what he was confirming and snaps his head up to glare at Izuna. Izuna just laughs in his face, and Tobirama groans and presses a hand over his eyes.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Tobirama/Zabuza  pairing:Izuna/Orochimaru  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:modern  extra:humour  extra:friendship  extra:flirting 
december 2018 by opalsong
i who would build a star
It should probably be more of a surprise than it is for Iruka to find his lover of fourteen months shivering on his doorstep, the blond little boy that Konoha has been searching so desperately for clutched in his arms.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Iruka/Obito  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:family  extra:establishedrelationship  extra:forgiveness  extra:fluff  extra:angst  extra:au 
december 2018 by opalsong
it's our time now (if you want it to be)
“There you go,” the voice says, and the hand on Omoi's shoulder loosens. “Okay, how’s the rest?”

“Awful,” Omoi mutters, but he drops his hand, lets his eyes slide further open. “I'm going to be the first Sentinel to zone out on dewdrops and then B will be so ashamed of me he’ll shave his head and move to Kusa.”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  Fandom:Sentinel  pairing:Shisui/Omoi  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover  extra:bond  extra:toPodfic 
december 2018 by opalsong
it's like we fell to the top
As Haku sends them roaring away from the dock, Asuma's powder ignites, sweeping a cloud of fire across the side of the prison. It clings like napalm, settles on the stone and starts eating through it, and Asuma slouches back into his seat next to Zabuza with a satisfied smile.

“Pretty good for a night’s work,” is his verdict.

Ino laughs, leaning forward as her long hair whips out behind her. “Asuma-sensei, did you find a partner?” she asks delightedly.

“In prison?” Shikamaru mutters judgmentally.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Asuma/Zabuza  pairing:Obito/Kisame  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:superhero  extra:flirting 
december 2018 by opalsong
the mountains are dancing
“Hang on,” Obito whispers, pressing his hand against the back of Sakura's head so she won't have to watch the White Zetsu approach. “Close your eyes, Sakura, you’ll be fine.” Maybe he can bargain with them, or maybe he can stall them, useless as he is. Maybe there's a way she can survive this, even if Obito can't.

And then there's a step, loud on the rocky bank. “I think,” a voice says, calm and perfectly even, “that you're trespassing on Senju lands.”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Obito/Hashirama  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  Extra:TimeTravel  extra:friendship  Extra:Kid!Fic 
december 2018 by opalsong
dancing on cold feet
“Shh,” Kakashi breathes against his lips, and there's a look in his eyes that he gets on the very worst missions, in the middle of a battle, when there's nothing left in him of restraint or anything beyond instinct and act-react. “You’re safe, Shisui. And I'm going to fix it.”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kakashi/Shisui  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:FixIt  extra:death  extra:dark 
december 2018 by opalsong
that sugar pill to dose me up
“Who is Team 7’s new sensei?” Iruka demands in horror, voice breaking about two octaves higher than is probably appropriate for a man his age.

Tsunade doesn’t even look up from her paperwork. “The Uchiha brat,” she says. And then, after a beat, “Wait, no, that’s Shisui. The other Uchiha brat. The one who dragged me back to this damn village to begin with.”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Iruka/Obito  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:leftofcenter  extra:humour  extra:crush  extra:pining 
december 2018 by opalsong
i couldn't hide from the thunder (in a sky full of song)
Tsunade smiles, thin and bare with fury. “Sensei,” she says, and steps forward. It seems for a moment like Sarutobi is going to try to hug her, but she lifts her chin, meets his eyes, and he falters in the face of her expression. Falters, stops, but Tsunade doesn’t.

She reaches up, pulls the hat from Sarutobi's head, and says, “I'm deposing you, sensei. You have an hour to leave the office or I’ll be forced to make you.”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kakashi/Shisui  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:FixIt  extra:leftofcenter 
december 2018 by opalsong
Rewrite the history of Everything
“Somebody what?” Hidan demands.

“Killed three of the elders and tried to kill the headman,” Fū reports cheerfully, and grabs his arm as he wheels around, flinging herself up onto his back. Hidan grunts, staggers, but keeps moving, and Fū locks her knees around his ribs with a laugh.

“Fuck, someone else got to them first?” Hidan complains. “I had dibs!”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Hidan/Asuma  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:leftofcenter  extra:friendship  extra:toPodfic  extra:wishList 
december 2018 by opalsong
Nature's Revenge
Obito turns himself into the Whomping Willow. It goes great, right up until people start making a nuisance of themselves under his roots.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  Fandom:HP  extra:humour  extra:FixIt  extra:crossover 
december 2018 by opalsong
crawling out from a spiral down
Obito glances over Sakura, sprawled out on the couch painting her nails, and raises a brow. “I thought Kakashi told you to leave?”

“Ha.” Sakura checks her nails, then starts applying another coat. “He has like three hundred sports channels. I'm not moving an inch.”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kakashi/Obito  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:crocodile  extra:au  fandom:leverage  extra:crossover  extra:humour  extra:friendship  extra:podficced! 
august 2018 by opalsong
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, the long-suffering jōnin-sensei
Kakashi is being trolled. He doesn’t know how that can be, but he knows with utmost certainty that he’s being trolled somehow.

OR

Kakashi gets saddled with the cheekiest little brats ever and wonders if it's too late to become a missing nin.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:FeelingsDusk  quality:sunfish  Extra:TimeTravel  extra:humour 
august 2018 by opalsong
Cohabitation
Sasuke starts calling Naruto "the missus" behind his back two months after moving in with him. It was, in retrospect, akin to ritual suicide.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  Pairing:Naruto/Sasuke  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:weialala  quality:sunfish  extra:humour 
august 2018 by opalsong
Solstice
An AU oneshot based off of my fic "An Invincible Summer"

The Massacre was prevented, and some things stay the same, but a lot of things are different.

Mostly that Natsu ends up with a different Uchiha.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Naruto/Itachi  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:ShanaStoryteller  quality:sunfish  extra:genderqueer  extra:sequel  Extra:Marriage 
august 2018 by opalsong
Karmic Justice
A what if, of a what if...

What if the Vongola Tenth Generation were to be raised by Uchiha Madara and Senju Tobirama?

Well, for one thing they don't even bother with pretending to be nice people. For another, Madara is born into the Hibari family.

Yes. Madara. Also yes. Those Hibari.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Tobirama/Madara  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Sanjuno  quality:sunfish  extra:sequel  extra:crossover  extra:humour  extra:Grey  extra:crack  extra:dark  fandom:KHR 
august 2018 by opalsong
leave your mark
“I'm so glad you're okay,” Kagami whispers, pressing a kiss to Tobirama’s shoulder blade.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Tobirama/Kagami  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:leftofcenter  extra:possessive 
july 2018 by opalsong
more than just a dream
With a shaky breath, Obito pulls his mouth away, wraps his arms around Kisame's chest and presses up against him. “I wasn’t late,” he says, more to himself than Kisame. “I got there in time. I wasn’t late. I saved you.”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Obito/Kisame  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  Extra:TimeTravel  extra:FixIt 
july 2018 by opalsong
you're running (trying to break free)
“What,” Kakuzu says flatly.

The redheaded witch who foiled his assassination sips her tea, for all the world like Kakuzu isn't trussed up like a sacrificial offering at her feet. “I said my husband thinks you're handsome,” she repeats, as if that will remove the sheer insanity from those five words.

“I tried to kill him,” Kakuzu says incredulously. “I stabbed him in the chest.”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Hashirama/Mito/Kakuzu  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:proposal  extra:humour  extra:toPodfic 
july 2018 by opalsong
plant your hopes with good seeds
Sentinel, Genma thinks, and it’s not really a surprise—the Shiranui Clan have always produced about equal numbers of Guides and Sentinels—but…

Guide, something in him whispers, and it’s desperate, grasping, clinging to the beat of the man’s heart. Guide, Guide, Guide, and Genma breathes him in, feels the stirring deep in his soul that tastes of old things and instincts and wants to reach—
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Genma/Obito  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  Fandom:Sentinel  extra:bond  extra:humour  extra:toPodfic  extra:wishList 
july 2018 by opalsong
and possibly i like the thrill
Utakata makes a noise of irritation and finally cracks one eye open, glaring up at the shape above him. “It’s December,” he protests.

Zabuza grins at him, more challenge than anything, and braces a knee on the bed between Utakata’s thighs. “Want me to keep you warm?” he asks, and big hands settle on Utakata’s hips as lips caress the back of his neck.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Utakata/Zabuza/Kisame  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:tease  extra:praisekink 
july 2018 by opalsong
there's a trapdoor hidden in my heart
Zabuza's first mission out of the village with his genin team takes them right through hostile territory. What a surprise that it goes south.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kakashi/Zabuza  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:humour  extra:role-swap  extra:secretID  extra:politics 
july 2018 by opalsong
the hope which has no opposite in fear
Zabuza steels himself, breathes out. Remembers he can move, that he can speak, and slowly, carefully slides to his knees. Not a position he would take for anyone else, even Mei if she ever wore the Mizukage's hat, not after a lifetime spent clawing his way up from the streets and into a place of his own power. But—gods are something different. They have to be, or they can't offer miracles, and Zabuza needs that miracle right now.

“I was told that you help those seeking justice,” he says.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kakashi/Zabuza  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:deity  Extra:MagicalCreature  extra:firsttime 
july 2018 by opalsong
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