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This still has to be one of the funniest line in comedy
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14 days ago
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discussion my 8-year-old kid...
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24 days ago
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Pro-tip: Don't hold your hands behind your back when you're taking a photo with a group of coppers 😏
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29 days ago
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*loses once*

wow these mechanics are awful, your character is unbeatable, no hope for this as a competitive game…
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5 weeks ago
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Besser gehts nicht. 🇬🇧❣️
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7 weeks ago
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The samurai were wise indeed
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7 weeks ago
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This is my favorite band break-up notice ever.
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7 weeks ago
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Me: Do you love me?
Boyfriend: Yes. I love you. (whispers quickly) “Love” in all its expressions is subject to chan…
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7 weeks ago
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After Merz questions Germany's constitutional guarantee of asylum, finds himself in the unusual position…
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8 weeks ago
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If you’re ever despairing over those “30 under 30” lists, just remember that Frodo didn’t embark on his journey to…
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8 weeks ago
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introductory french lesson: hello, my name is katie. I'm 22 and I like the colour pink

introductory latin lesson:…
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8 weeks ago
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One of my favourite astrophysics stories, is the people who discovered microwave background…
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8 weeks ago
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Attacks John McCain for getting captured in war

Attacks special forces for not killing bin Laden soon enough

Blo…
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8 weeks ago
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What's interesting to me is not that Trump sometimes misspeaks but how he reacts when he realizes. Rather than apol…
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8 weeks ago
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Die Fraktionsvorsitzendenkonferenz der Union wartet sehnsüchtig auf einen Mann der die Bundeskanzlerin beerbt, um d…
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8 weeks ago
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As a practicing Catholic, I think a sense of humor is part of our humility and that forgiveness . . . might just ke…
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8 weeks ago
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Spaghetti code: confusing or poorly structured.

Ravioli code: neatly separated, but might *too* separated and thus…
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8 weeks ago
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Re: possible pending POTUS firings of top officials, Sr Adm Official tells me: “In this Administration, there are a…
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9 weeks ago
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if you need some time out from all the nonsense out there here’s a toucan enjoying some scritches
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9 weeks ago
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OH one of our grads … "I was just in a training session with colleagues and the trainer asked if anyone had…
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9 weeks ago
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These people are dangerous
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10 weeks ago
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I can’t stop watching this. Dad of the year 😂👏🏻⚽️
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10 weeks ago
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this headline is art. I have tears rolling down my face
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10 weeks ago
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Vote like a bunch of school children were shot and a bunch of other children were put into camps indefinitely bc th…
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11 weeks ago
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A woman who worked as a paralegal with Robert Mueller in the 1970s said someone offered to pay her a significant am…
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11 weeks ago
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This nation's president is so anti-Semitic that he blames Jews for being murdered by a domestic terrorist and so en…
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11 weeks ago
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Metaphor alert. Trump cannot close his umbrella as he boards his plane. Just leaves it there. An upturned, abandone…
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11 weeks ago
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»Oh how I hate to get up in the morning« was published in 1918. Its creator, Irving Berlin, was 30 when he wrote it…
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12 weeks ago
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What to tell the healthy people in your life.
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october 2018
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Donald Trump has had much harsher criticism toward Nordstrom for dropping Ivanka’s fashion line than he has toward…
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october 2018
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Saudis Admit Journalist Khashoggi Died During Botched Assassination Attempt
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october 2018
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ME: *trying to highlight text*

WORD: and the last letter of previous word?

ME: no, why? just follow my cursor

WO…
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october 2018
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Was gestern bei passierte: Die CSU zählt AfD mit zum bürgerlichen Lager.

Dobrindt: "Das bürgerliche Lager…
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october 2018
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What's up r/relationships. So here's the deal I gave my girlfriend the 2nd toothbrush in a 2 pack when she stayed o…
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october 2018
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Coding task complexity:

1. Output
2. Basic IO
3. Sorting an array
4. Sorting a linked list
...
8. iOS kernel explo…
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october 2018
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Very pleased that Terry Butcher's career as a surgeon never took off
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october 2018
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super mario bros theme song on marimba by percussionist Aaron DeWayne
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october 2018
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Insane still image looks as if it is moving. Optical illusion.
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october 2018
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Once I was sat at the table with my dad and my siblings, and we were complaining to my dad that he never makes joke…
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october 2018
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That was my Mom. Sometimes the people we love do things that hurt us without realizing it. Let’s turn this around.…
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october 2018
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This is the first moment of pure joy I can remember experiencing in quite some time
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october 2018
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I think the Banksy thing is pretty badass but never forget that in 1998 Chris Burden installed a battering ram conn…
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october 2018
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These jackasses tried to celebrate an accused sexual predator being on the Supreme Court and got exactly what they…
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october 2018
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Who wants SCOTUS nominee confirmed?
•ABA❌
•ACLU❌
•Jesuits❌
•Justice Stevens❌
•Washington Post❌
•NC Jewish Women❌
•2…
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october 2018
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Term of the day: ‘Mildlife Crisis’.

For when things are generally okay, but you sort of suspect that everyone els…
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october 2018
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When you're overqualified for the job
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october 2018
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If that was a divorce hearing, she would have gotten the kids.
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september 2018
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All the witnesses Feinstein mentions will appear amid great publicity before the Democratic-controlled House Judici…
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september 2018
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I keep hearing parents say they’re nervous for their sons because now they might be falsely accused of rape. Guess…
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september 2018
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Kavanaugh is having a temper tantrum because he doesn’t know any other way to handle having his white male privileg…
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september 2018
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…
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september 2018
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Traute , letzte Überlebende der Widerstandsgruppe hat in einem Interview vor dem Wiedererstarke…
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september 2018
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Der geregelte und der ungeregelte haben ihre Ähnlichkeiten... Mehr Karikaturen von :…
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september 2018
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'Was erlaubt sich der junge Mann, der hat ja noch gar nichts geleistet.' fand ich als Argument früher schwach und h…
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september 2018
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I waited over 20 years to report my sexual abuser.
Because I was 14.
Because it was my hero.
Because it was my prie…
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september 2018
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CNN asked women if they believe Judge Kavanaugh.

This was not the response they were expecting.

Wow.
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september 2018
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Men are lucky. Multiple chins? Grow a beard. Weak jaw line? Hide it with a beard! Alien parasite that lunges forwar…
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september 2018
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Gaze upon me and tremble, documents.

You shall be vanquished and I shall revel in your destruction (with accompany…
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september 2018
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This is an important read. Linus Torvalds reflecting on his behavior and apologizing, and it's a good sign for the…
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september 2018
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So many simple "human" experiences and pleasures denied to us, from freely discussing our work to taking a late nig…
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september 2018
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I'm exhausted and I hate having this conversation every 3 months. Men are actively ruining women's careers and live…
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september 2018
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And I definitely, 1000% don't want to scroll through endless "On behalf of all men, I apologize" replies. There are…
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september 2018
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I don't want to dissect how my more masculine appearance means I'm treated like a threat to be avoided instead of a…
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september 2018
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I don't want to discuss how women can signal they're there for business purposes because it's not their fault most…
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september 2018
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Someone starts a reddit thread musing about an aspect of Harry Potter. A comment mentions a bot that collates 'x po…
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september 2018
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“Today’s Unexpected Outcome brought to you by ExxonMobil” might be a little on the nose.
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september 2018
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Am 10. März 1950 haben SPD-Abgeordnete einen Altnazi und Antisemiten verprügelt und aus dem Parlament geschmissen.…
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september 2018
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BREAKING: Progressive first-time candidate Alessandra Biaggi has defeated 13-year incumbent State Sen. Jeff Klein i…
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september 2018
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UK: That money we owe you ..
EU: Yes?
UK: Not paying.
EU: I see.
UK: Now, can we have a uniquely favourable trade a…
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september 2018
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before and after you discover the subreddit for a hobby
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september 2018
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