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Occupational Safety - shadydave
"Like they’re going to make sure no one ever falls down the thermal exhaust shaft."

//Because working without OSHA is bad but at least then you’re prepared for it when shit goes downhill. Or, on the importance of grappling hooks.
fic  gen  humour  StarWars  poe.dameron  finn 
december 2017 by moriann
Third Wheel - Unpretty
It isn't quite a love triangle. For one thing, Clark's the only one romantic enough to even think the word 'love'. For another, Clark and Bruce would be beating the holy hell out of each other even without Lois' involvement. And if Lois was aware of the secrets they were keeping, she'd be beating the holy hell out of the both of them. Overall, Bruce's visit to Metropolis has been a mixed bag for everyone involved.

//This is absolutely amazing. Hilarious and hot and thrilling. The dialogues throughout are pure gold. Parts of it had me howing with laughter - especially Clark & Lois trying to have a nasty argument and being really, really bad at it, but also Bruce’s monologue about kicking Lex Luthor in the balls. And his terrible/amazing innuendo puns.
DCU  bruce/lois  humour  hot  fic 
december 2017 by moriann
Two Monks Invent Mr. Darcy - Anonymous - Two Monks Inventing Things (The Toast), Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
Two Monks learn about Mr. Darcy by studying a variety of artistic interpretations.

// Pitch-perfect.
fic  yuletide  TwoMonks  humour 
december 2014 by moriann
Actual Worst - Anonymous - @WorstMuse
A muse does not exist in isolation, especially in the age of social media.

// WorstMuse and the other muses, her sisters/BFFs/frenemies, told in social media posts.
fic  yuletide  WorstMuse  humour  documentation 
december 2014 by moriann
There Are No Return Slips For Muses - Anonymous - @WorstMuse
Every author dreams of the day their muse will come and bestow them with idea upon idea!
Delia Littlechild should have stayed in bed.

// The story of a struggling Worst Muse, whose ambitions range from inspiring the next Great Canadian novel (so good Americans will read it!), legal advice (Yeah, I mean, her other personality did it. She's not liable. We can get people to talk about how there's always been like, three of her, caused by a traumatic childhoo--" "I think we'll be paying the fine," said Delia.), and redoing the Bible ( - we'll figure out where they came from later - ), who finally finds her calling in Mulder/Scully fanfic and stories about centaur billionaire dominant boyfriend from a warring clan in a post-apocalyptic New York.
fic  yuletide  WorstMuse  humour  TerribleLifeChoices 
december 2014 by moriann
@WorstBoyfriend – a dating guide for woobies - Anonymous - @WorstMuse
"So You Want to Be a Woobie" -- how to be an emotional roller-coaster and mistreat all your friends in the process.

// It's a story inspired by @WorstMuse, Captain Awkward and sponsored by the letter M for misandry, and featuring a a Darth Vader boyfriend Worst Muse?! I was sold when I saw it was tagged with Unoriginal Male Character and Love Interest who could probably do better, and after reading I can't even pick my favourite bad-advice tweets, because it's a perfect storm of terrible life choices, regrettable decisions, and delusions of grandeur (BUT IN A SOULFUL WAY, okay?).
fic  yuletide  WorstMuse  humour  TerribleLifeChoices 
december 2014 by moriann
aMuse me - Anonymous - @WorstMuse
It begins on a dark and stormy night: doesn't it always? You're fleeing the boudoir of a personal friend, whose curves are in the right places. At least you think they're in the right places: there is always the possibility that she could be concealing eldritch non-Euclidean geometries beyond comprehension. Because, you know. Women.

// The opening paragraph above was absolutely brilliant, and the rest was so brilliantly bonkers and just plain weird is the best way possible. Featuring the best way of dealing with a terrible manuscript (even if it's ill-advised): <i>You print out the entire thing, tear it up, and light it on fire. The smoke detector goes on shrieking alert; you grimly plug your ears until it's over</i> -- but it's not that easy to get rid of your were-chinchilla loving Worst Muse.
fic  yuletide  WorstMuse  humour 
december 2014 by moriann
Comeback - Anonymous - Marvel 616
Oh, it does wonders for Jessica's anxiety when her sort-of ex decides to cope with laser-guided amnesia by kidnapping her for a mysterious road trip. (Way to be a team player, Carol.)

//Amazing story about a road trip founded on a whole collection of terrible ideas that nevertheless turns to be a great idea, featuring Sue the T-Rex of the Field Museum, coffee so black it is like staring into the void (but it's the awesome kind of void that gives you a fist bump instead of staring rudely back), amazing banter, and Jess unsuccessfully trying not to let her fondness show.

//"I know who you are," Jess said. "You're a hotshot Air Force pilot with no concept of the speed limit, a total disregard for your own safety, zero understanding of why it's a stupid idea to—"

"But what are my bad qualities?" Carol interrupted.
fic  marvel616  carol/jess  carol.danvers  jessica.drew  roadtrip  humour 
august 2014 by moriann
Snow Day - Traincat - Avengers Assemble (Comics)
Jessica Drew goes missing. Carol and the Hulk team up to get her back (and maybe fight some ice monkeys along the way).

//Hilarious team-up of Carol, Jess and the Hulk.
fic  yuletide  marvel(comics)  carol/jess  bruce.banner  carol.danvers  jessica.drew  humour 
december 2013 by moriann
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Park - Margo_Kim - Parks and Recreation, Welcome to Night Vale
The curious incident is that there is no dog in the dog park, and Leslie thinks that's really stupid. Ann's pretty sure that argument's going to get her killed.

//Great fusion of the two canons, with Ann as Leslie's City Council-assigned friend and voice of reason (spoiler: the voice of reason doesn't work on Leslie). She has Opinions on the Dog Park, and the Council never stood a chance.
fic  yuletide  night.vale  parks&rec  ann.perkins  leslie.knope  humour  crossover 
december 2013 by moriann
And Never Brought to Mind - Amy - Hawkeye (Comics)
"Hey, Katie-Kate? Is Kathy Griffin or Anderson Cooper the one with three heads?"

//A hilarious take on the Hawkeyes on New Year's Eve, and their typical Murphy's Law-compliant adventures, featuring Lucky, the (unfortunately) not caffeine fetching dog.
fic  hawkeye  clint.barton  kate.bishop  lucky  humour  yuletide 
december 2013 by moriann
Brass in Pocket - fearlessfan - The Heat (2013)
Ashburn and Mullins from Thanksgiving til Christmas, featuring a holiday dinner, a condemned apartment, unexpected cohabitation, and unwise Christmas gifts.

//Absolutely pitch-perfect; will have you awwing and laughing hysterically alternately. Also, Ashburn and the Mullins family compliment each other perfectly: they had a fight over artificial whipped cream and used passive-aggressive parking tactics, and she shared an anecdote about haemorrhagic fever.
fic  yuletide  the.heat  ashburn/mullins  humour  space.toasters 
december 2013 by moriann
Backup - thatbroadcastAnonymous - Hawkeye (Comics)
She gets the text at two pm on a Tuesday.


//This is Clint Barton; when he gets kidnapped, he doesn't even get the competent ninjas--and he still needs Kate and Lucky to go on a crime-fighting dog walk to save him.
fic  hawkeye  clint.barton  kate.bishop  humour  yuletide  ninjas  competence 
december 2013 by moriann
Things I'm Learning About You - Anonymous - The Unusuals
“Look, there are absolutely no underlying motives here, just good old fashioned bonding. Here, I’ll even go first. I am deathly allergic to peas.”

Walsh laughs because he really is an asshole. “Peas? No one’s allergic to peas.”
fic  yuletide  unusuals  gen  humour 
december 2012 by moriann
The Case of the Amazon Wishlist - Anonymous - Elementary (TV)
Holmes sets out to discover what will best irritate his father; Watson helps.
fic  elementary  yuletide  humour 
december 2012 by moriann
Postseason, Offseason, Wabbit Season - Anonymous
Creative insults, prank calling Jon Hamm, a grudge against Detroit, period dramas as a thinly-veiled metaphor for baseball and people who should know better giving John and Alec incentives to start twitter wars.
fic  newera  yuletide  cameos  baseball  humour 
december 2011 by moriann
A Week in the Life of Highly Respected SHIELD Agent Phil Coulson - boombangbing
Phil would just like to state for the record that this was all Tony Stark's fault. (Seven increasingly chaotic days in the life of Phil Coulson.)
fic  avengers  gen  agent.coulson  humour 
november 2011 by moriann
I’ve got your words in me - eleanor_lavish
Clint doesn’t fuck up assignments very often. This time, he’s pretty glad he did.
fic  avengers  clint.barton/phil.coulson  humour 
october 2011 by moriann
erebusodora - Avengerous vocabulary
English to Coulson:
coffee/gun/doughnut/cat -> weapon/weapon/weapon/weapon
art  Avengers  humour 
october 2011 by moriann
The Morning After - ambyr
Delicious just can't understand why it's the shy, quiet ones who get all the girls. (Pinboard/Fandom)
fic  anthropomorfic  crack  humour  meta 
september 2011 by moriann
Origin Stories - laceymcbain
The story of how Eames and Arthur meet is one of the great legends of the dream-sharing profession.

In it, there's a dark alley, a foreign country, a bar, a punch in the face, a loaded die, a poker chip, a three-piece suit, and a kiss. Not necessarily in that order. And not necessarily all the time.
fic  inception  arthur/eames  humour  backstory 
february 2011 by moriann
Half A Dozen Laconic Bastards by samstoryteller
a concrete illustration of the Grand Unified Theory Of Hair
fic  crossover  SGA  white.collar  torchwood  eureka  teen.titans  humour  gen 
october 2010 by moriann
a sam adams moment by siria
The clutch of seven ZPMs they find on Dedahr's rocky third moon results, in rough chronological order, in a brief fainting fit on Rodney's part; a message back to Atlantis that creates near hysteria amongst its scientists and startles a truly blasphemous exclamation in Czech out of Zelenka; a fully-powered city whose midnight glow is refracted through its shields; five destroyed hive ships and one very raucous, ruus-wine fuelled celebration; wormhole travel back to Earth, which is soon protected once more by the Ancient weapons platform in Antarctica; and the IOC declaring that the expedition's brief can be expanded from defence to broader exploration.
fic  crossover  au  SGA  bones  humour  gen 
july 2009 by moriann
Drastically Redefining Protocol by rageprufrock
In which Prince Arthur meets Merlin and all hell promptly breaks loose.

//modern-day Arthur Prince of Wales AU
fic  au  merlin  arthur/merlin  long  humour  nc-17 
february 2009 by moriann
"Do Over" by Crysothemis 1/2
Summary: John never sleeps with anyone twice.
fic  SGA  mckay/sheppard  humour  nc-17  long 
november 2008 by moriann
The Twenty Year Thaw by denynothing1
Spectacular scenery awaits you at Pegasus Ski Resort, with its uniquely beautiful setting that is both vast and varied.

Located in the heart of the majestic, historic Athosian Reservation, Pegasus offers world class terrain for all abilities of skiers and riders, including our Olympic snowboard champion in residence, Ronon Dex.

Join Olympic Gold Medalist John Sheppard on our world class slalom, mogul and downhill courses, designed by World Cup Champion Rodney McKay. We also specialize in off-piste adventures, led by knowledgeable local guides.

Après ski facilities feature our award-winning spa, Atlantis, as well as fine dining and dancing. For an out of this world experience you'll never forget, book your winter getaway to Pegasus today!!
fic  SGA  au  mckay/sheppard  nc-17  humour 
october 2008 by moriann
The Open Road by Pun
Wilson goes along for the ride.
fic  House  House/Wilson  humour  long  roadtrip 
june 2008 by moriann
Postcards from the Id by lamardeuse
"What, I don't even get any cats this time?" Rodney yelled.
fic  SGA  mckay/sheppard  humour  episodecoda 
february 2008 by moriann
toomuchplor: Straight as a Circle 1/3
One day, John Sheppard wakes up straight.
fic  SGA  long  humour  nc-17 
january 2008 by moriann

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