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The strange ways of humans by foggysundays
The Winchesters are in trouble. Again. To prevent them from killing themselves unintentionally once more, Crowley dispatches one of his hellhounds to keep an eye on them.
Not very happy to leave Hell, the hellhound settles down in the Bunker and tries to figure out what those weird humans are doing all the time and how in the nine circles they´ve managed to survive this long without her.
fanfic  slash  fandom:supernatural  pairing:dean/sam  genre:crackfic  genre:fluff  trope:animals  trope:outside_pov  length:short  rating:r  author:foggysundays  web:ao3 
6 days ago by moonbeamsfanfic
Old Country by Astolat
Sam and Dean go to Hogwarts. (spoilers for All Hell Breaks Loose, Deathly Hallows)

Moon's Notes: Dean is the next Lord Taversham, no one realizes they're technically Muggles until too late, and the Impala is a master work worthy of the Goblins. The Wincest is mostly incidental and has no effect on the otherwise very fun plot.
fanfic  slash  fandom:supernatural  fandom:harrypotter  pairing:dean/sam  genre:crossover  genre:crackfic  genre:kidfic  trope:outside_pov  trope:originalcharacters  trope:bamfness  length:novel  rating:pg13  author:astolat  web:personaldomain 
july 2018 by moonbeamsfanfic
The Importance of Imaginitive Flexibility by Triskellion
No matter how little we desire it, someday every wild, creative, imaginative child must grow up. Well, he's gotta get taller. There ain't a damned thing anyone can do if he refuses to completely mature. And there are some places, some jobs, some lives, where a little imaginative flexibility can be an advantage rather than a disadvantage.

Calvin, accompanied as ever by Hobbes, may just find such a place.
fanfic  gen  fandom:sga  fandom:other  genre:crossover  genre:humour  genre:crackfic  genre:futurefic  trope:reincarnation  length:short  rating:pg  author:triskellion  web:ao3 
may 2018 by moonbeamsfanfic
The Parable of the Truck and the Dove by Maldoror_Chant
The Heavenly Host have captured Jack. With Castiel’s life on the line, they demand that he create new angels.

So Jack goes ahead and creates a couple of new angels.

And the Host rejoice. For all of a few seconds, and then they are collectively reminded of that quaint human saying, ‘be careful what you wish for.’

IMPORTANT NOTE: Canon up to Tombstone, bar one major detail. Amara never brought Mary Winchester back. I wanted this to be a light, mostly funny piece, and there’s no way you can do comedy when Ma Winchester is either recently dead and buried, or in an alternate dimension getting tortured by crazed post-apocalyptic angels. That would just put an entirely different spin on things.
fanfic  slash  fandom:supernatural  pairing:dean/cas  genre:au  genre:humour  genre:crackfic  trope:family  trope:reincarnation  trope:epistolary  length:long  rating:nc17  author:maldoror_chant  web:ao3 
april 2018 by moonbeamsfanfic
A Collection of Documents Relating to the Incident on PX3-621 by Wandering
From: evan.lorne@atlantis.mil
To: john.sheppard@atlantis.mil
Subject: AR-8 Mission Report
Message:
Have you read AR-8 mission report yet? If not, you should. As soon as possible. 
Attachment: Report_AR8_PX3621.pdf
fanfic  gen  fandom:sga  fandom:supernatural  genre:crackfic  genre:crossover  trope:epistolary  trope:outside_pov  length:ficlet  rating:g  author:wandering  web:ao3 
january 2018 by moonbeamsfanfic
Evil Overlord, Inc. by Footloose, mushroomtale
Merlin is a recent graduate with a double doctorate in metaphysics and physics. Arthur is a low-level paper pusher with a desk in the sub-basement of MI5. They live in a world with ridiculous laws and restrictions against anyone who might be supernatural in any way, shape, or design.

Merlin has huge debts looming over this head, a few quid left in his bank account, and no job prospects. Arthur is pushing thirty, in a dead-end job with no chances of promotion to fieldwork agent, and is thoroughly bored with his life.

One ill-advised Craigslist advert, five pushy mates, one nosy all-knowing sister, and a hacked email account later, Merlin and Arthur take the world by storm.

(Or, more precisely, they take over the world.)
fanfic  slash  fandom:merlin  pairing:arthur/merlin  genre:au  genre:adventure  genre:futurefic  genre:crackfic  trope:worldbuilding  trope:bamfness  trope:epistolary  length:novel  rating:nc17  author:footloose  web:ao3  note:multimedia 
september 2017 by moonbeamsfanfic
Buckets of Bonnets by Grenegome
The social adventures of Mr Harry Dresden and his bonnet. Otherwise known as ‘Actually Quite Terrible, Not Really a Regency AU’.
fanfic  pre-slash  fandom:dresdenfiles  pairing:dresden/marcone  genre:au  genre:crackfic  genre:humour  length:ficlet  rating:pg13  author:grenegome  web:ao3 
june 2017 by moonbeamsfanfic
The legend of Mittens by Lunik
The story of how an abandoned kitten in an alleyway derailed an impending alien invasion and changed the course of the Midgard-Chitauri war. And looked damn cute doing it.

Also, the story of Nick Fury's Worst Headache Ever (tm).
fanfic  gen  fandom:avengers  genre:crackfic  genre:humour  trope:animals  length:long  rating:g  author:lunik  web:ao3 
may 2017 by moonbeamsfanfic
Sunny Side Up by SparkKisses
A cease-fire has been enacted between the Autobots and Decepticons on Earth and everyone seems willing to abide by it - everyone except Starscream. He has a plan to build his own army under the cover of peacetime... the old-fashioned way. Only, like most of Starscream's plans, it doesn't quite go the way he wanted it to...

Last updated 2014, chapter 5/?
fanfic  slash  fandom:transformers  pairing:optimus/starscream  genre:crackfic  genre:futurefic  trope:mpreg  length:long  rating:pg13  author:sparkkisses  web:ao3  note:wip_abandoned 
may 2017 by moonbeamsfanfic
Huff Puff SourWolf by AuroraNuv
Wolf and Virginia are home from the 10 kingdoms, getting settled and eating breakfast. Wolf suddenly remembers Virginia has never met his parents! Mama and Papa Wolf (Stiles and Derek) are gonna skin his hide!

Moon's Notes: That Teen Wolf/10th Kingdom miniseries crossover fic that is never going to be finished, but was fun crack anyway.
fanfic  het  slash  fandom:teenwolf  fandom:other  genre:crossover  genre:crackfic  rating:pg13  author:auroranuv  web:ao3  note:wip_abandoned  genre:futurefic  genre:tagfic  trope:family  trope:mpreg  trope:alternatedimension  length:short 
may 2017 by moonbeamsfanfic
The Five-0 Job by Tassos
Danny accidentally hires five thieves to get Steve out of jail. He is never touching the internet drunk again.
fanfic  gen  fandom:hawaii5-0  fandom:leverage  genre:crossover  genre:crackfic  genre:tagfic  trope:outside_pov  length:short  rating:pg  author:tassos  web:ao3  via:shadowkeeper 
april 2017 by moonbeamsfanfic
Hot Pocket Ratio by ShippersList
At the threat of the alpha pack, all Derek wants is to keep his pack safe and alive. As the last resort, he tries summoning a demon to help with fighting the alpha pack. He gets a bit more than he bargained for.
Or, the story where the classic demon deal of "Will you pledge your firstborn to me?" takes some unexpected turns.
fanfic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:crackfic  genre:humour  trope:bamfness  trope:family  trope:mpreg  kink:knotting  length:long  rating:nc17  author:shipperslist  web:ao3 
february 2017 by moonbeamsfanfic
Garden in Dol Guldur by esama
Summary: "If you wouldn't mind it terribly, I would like to take a small detour south on our way through Mirkwood."

|| "I can feel it though," Bilbo said and poked the dry earth with his toes. "Something grows underneath – and it's dying."

Gandalf frowned deeply, watching him and then looking at the earth. "Hmrh… best leave it be and let it die, then. Whatever orcs grow can't be good."

Bilbo scowled after him as the wizard headed off to continue his investigation. Let it die? Let an earthen thing that grew on soil, sickly or not, die? What did Gandalf think he was – a Dwarf?
fanfic  gen  fandom:lotr  genre:crackfic  genre:hurt/comfort  length:ficlet  rating:pg  author:esama  web:ao3 
october 2016 by moonbeamsfanfic
Justice is Blonde by Pollydoodles
The United States vs Bucky Barnes.

The Winter Soldier is called to account for his crimes. He needs a miracle. He needs a decent lawyer. He needs Elle Woods.
He just doesn't know it yet.

Avengers/Legally Blonde crossover. Really!
fanfic  gen  fandom:avengers  fandom:other  genre:crackfic  genre:casefile  trope:bamfness  length:ficlet  rating:pg13  author:pollydoodles  web:ao3 
september 2016 by moonbeamsfanfic
Playing Dice by galaxysoup
Castiel finally, finally loses his temper. Given how long he’s been reining it in, the results are impressive. Season 11 finale fix-it fic.
fanfic  gen  fandom:supernatural  genre:tagfic  genre:deathfic  genre:crackfic  trope:family  trope:reincarnation  length:ficlet  rating:pg13  author:galaxysoup  web:ao3 
september 2016 by moonbeamsfanfic
I Can Give You the Constellations by skoosiepants
“I’m just going to pretend this isn’t happening. I’m going to close my eyes, and when I open them again, I’ll be back on Atlantis, sleeping in my tiny bunk, eating reconstituted potatoes and putting googly eyes on rocks to freak out Jared.”

Or—

How Captain Derek Hale and Dr. Stiles Stilinski keep managing to save each other’s lives…in space!
fanfic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  fandom:sga  genre:crossover  genre:au  genre:crackfic  genre:humour  genre:adventure  trope:outside_pov  trope:revelation  length:short  rating:pg13  author:skoosiepants  web:ao3 
september 2016 by moonbeamsfanfic
There's Still Time to Change the Road You're On by victoria_p (musesfool)
"Time travel? Are you kriffing kidding me?"

seeing Leia and Luke through Anakin's eyes (and seeing through their eyes how they see him) is super interesting. I do hope Anakin succeeds in fixing things after his return!
fanfic  gen  fandom:starwars  genre:futurefic  genre:crackfic  trope:family  trope:timetravel  length:ficlet  rating:pg13  author:musefool  web:ao3 
september 2016 by moonbeamsfanfic
AU where none of the Weasley's are in Gryffindor by lillabyknell
Look, it’s just… argh… the Headmaster is fucking useless and the Sorting Hat cannot take any more of this fucking complaining.

But the Headmaster, instead of DOING HIS JOB, is just… fuck knows what the Headmaster is doing, honestly. Raising children to the war and letting Marked students run amok left and right, that’s what he did, and letting everything get out of control so that a war could happen in the first place before that. With this man in charge, the library is probably right and they’ll see another war soon enough.

Something has got to be done, the Sorting Hat knows. But what exactly can it do? All it does is sing a bloody song that no one listens to every year and then sends the little brats off to the house they belong to. Then sits on a shelf for the rest of the year, thinking about how maybe that one ought to have been in Gryffindor after all, or how this one’s bad habits wouldn’t have been encouraged if the Sorting Hat had gone with Hufflepuff instead of Slytherin.

**||** [3.866 words]

This is AMAZING. The sorting hat is sick of sitting back and watching things go to hell but it can't change things... unless maybe it can.

[Fic-ish speculation, H/D is just a bit at the end, largely gen with a Weasley focus]
fanfic  gen  fandom:harrypotter  pairing:harry/draco  genre:crackfic  genre:au  rating:pg  author:lillabyknell  web:tumblr  genre:metafic  trope:worldbuilding  trope:reincarnation 
august 2016 by moonbeamsfanfic
A Bright and Bitter Flame by forthegreatergood
Post-Thor, canon-divergence. Loki doesn't survive his fall from the Bifrost and winds up reincarnated on Midgard as a mortal magician named Lucy with no memory of her previous life. Her decision-making skills have not been much improved by the transformation.
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“Do I even want to know why you think I’m your missing brother?”

“The similarities are startling,” Thor managed. She looked pointedly down at her chest, then back at him, her lips pursing. He knew the look in her eyes, the set of her mouth, the tension in her jaw. Oh, how he knew that sharp, angry, hard face. He could practically hear Loki hissing “You idiot” in his ear.

“You deny it, then?” Hogun asked.

“Seriously?” Lucy’s left eye twitched slightly. “I have at no point in the last thirty years seen or experienced anything that would lead me to think I’m a dude, an alien, a god, or any combination thereof. So yeah, I’m going to have to go with denying it.”
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Moon's Notes: For a fic that's over 300,000 words long with not one sex scene, it's impressive how amazing this is... Ridiculous! Hilarious! And never ever boring! Lucy is an incredible character, in all respects, and I actually do sympathize with her frustration that everyone calls her Thor's sister just because she's Loki reincarnated. So what? She's a whole new person, yet nobody seems to respect her identity now. That's pretty douchey, when you think about it. No wonder I'm not a big fan of Amnesia fics - our memories are really all that make us who we are. Luckily this story is so awesome I'm going to keep reading anyway. ;)
fanfic  gen  fandom:avengers  fandom:thor  genre:au  genre:humour  genre:adventure  genre:crackfic  genre:deathfic  genre:tagfic  trope:family  trope:reincarnation  trope:originalcharacters  trope:outside_pov  trope:revelation  trope:animals  trope:worldbuilding  trope:bamfness  trope:genderswap  trope:holiday  length:epic  rating:pg13  author:forthegreatergood  web:ao3  note:wip  note:♥ 
july 2016 by moonbeamsfanfic
The New Trickster by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Sequel to I Hear Voices When I'm Dreaming. There's a new trickster in town, and Gabriel decides to investigate. Several months later, so do the boys.
fanfic  gen  fandom:supernatural  genre:au  genre:humour  genre:crackfic  trope:family  length:ficlet  rating:pg13  author:tardisistheonlywaytotravel  web:ao3  note:sequel 
may 2016 by moonbeamsfanfic
Origin Story by jjonahjameson
Crossover. Too bad there isn't a category called 'silly'...SpiderMan gets some help with his itchy suit and a costume designer gets a new career direction. //

Edna Mode can make EVERYONE'S outfits better. Superheroes are just the lucky recipients of her genius. The Incredibles/Spiderman crossover.

**||** [2.568 words]
fanfic  gen  fandom:spiderman  fandom:other  genre:crossover  genre:crackfic  genre:humour  length:ficlet  rating:pg13  author:jjonahjameson  web:ffn 
may 2016 by moonbeamsfanfic
Dragon!John by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
The thing that made it so easy to hide was that everyone knew what dragons were supposed to be like. John heard people wonder about Sherlock sometimes, sending him slanting, speculative glances, as they questioned his lineage. But John Watson, who was steady, reliable, even-tempered? He slid right under their radar, just another average human being in a world full of them.
fanfic  gen  fandom:sherlock  genre:au  genre:crackfic  trope:revelation  trope:animals  trope:pretending  length:ficlet  rating:pg  author:tardisistheonlywaytotravel  web:ao3  note:series 
april 2016 by moonbeamsfanfic
These Waking Dreams Which Walk Among Us by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
John is the Personification of Britain. Sherlock is Intrepid Adventuring. Greg is the poor bastard who deserves a raise for putting up with them.

(Mycroft is, of course, the British Government.)
fanfic  gen  fandom:sherlock  genre:au  genre:crackfic  genre:characterstudy  trope:anthropomorphic  length:ficlet  rating:pg13  author:tardisistheonlywaytotravel  web:ao3 
march 2016 by moonbeamsfanfic
Letters to the Unknown by ioanite
A bizarre take on the question of "Why exactly does Henry have monologues about death at the beginning and end of every episode?".

For those of you who are fans of Choose Your Own Adventure and would rather only read one ending, the "Played straight" ending will be Chapter 3. The "I cannot resist, full crack ahead" ending will be Chapter 4.
fanfic  gen  fandom:forever  fandom:mlp  genre:crossover  genre:crackfic  genre:characterstudy  trope:revelation  trope:reincarnation  length:short  rating:g  author:iaonite  web:ao3 
february 2016 by moonbeamsfanfic
Sherlock the Demon Hunter by LadyRa
Sherlock is in Massachusetts with John who is attending a conference. Sherlock finds Dean Winchester digging a grave, and the game is on.
fanfic  pre-slash  fandom:supernatural  fandom:sherlock  pairing:dean/cas  pairing:john/sherlock  genre:crossover  genre:adventure  genre:crackfic  genre:hurt/comfort  length:novel  rating:pg13  author:ladyra  web:ao3 
january 2016 by moonbeamsfanfic
The Curse by theladyragnell
Hardison figured his dog type would be the big chill kind, maybe, some kind of sheepdog who would go out on runs and have fun with Hardison and flop on his lap on the couch at night when Hardison wanted to play video games. Or maybe some kind of little terrier with plenty of energy who Hardison could chase around while waiting for his code to cycle.

Apparently Hardison’s dog type is “probably actually a wolf,” because he sees Fang’s cage and falls in love instantly.

...

Twenty-four hours later, Hardison walks back into the shelter to get his dog and sees a cat actually hanging upside down on the inside of her cage, glaring at everyone who passes by.

Amy, credit where credit is due, seems to have already figured out that it’s useless arguing with him. “Cats don’t have a mandatory waiting period like dogs do. Do you want to take them both home today?”
fanfic  gen  fandom:leverage  genre:crackfic  trope:animals  length:ficlet  rating:pg  author:lady_ragnell  web:tumblr 
january 2016 by moonbeamsfanfic
Birthing Apocolypse by VincentMeoblinn
John had always identified as asexual and his virginity meant nothing to him until it had a use... or two. Suddenly his body is changing, but why and should he let himself fall for Hellboy when he has no idea what he's about to become?
fanfic  slash  fandom:hellboy  genre:au  genre:crackfic  genre:kink  trope:reincarnation  trope:mpreg  kink:virgin  kink:thing!play  length:long  rating:nc17  author:vincentmoeblinn  web:ao3  note:wip_abandoned 
january 2016 by moonbeamsfanfic
My Little Denarians by Chengar Qordath
As his first task as the new Winter Knight, Harry must go to Equestria to stop an evil plot of terrible evilness by the Order of the Blackened Denarius. Warning: Includes massive spoilers for Ghost Story.
fanfic  gen  fandom:dresdenfiles  fandom:mlp  genre:crossover  genre:adventure  genre:crackfic  genre:humour  genre:dark  trope:outside_pov  trope:animals  trope:worldbuilding  trope:bamfness  trope:alternatedimension  length:epic  rating:pg13  web:ffn  author:chengarqornath 
january 2016 by moonbeamsfanfic
One True Dick by eeyore9990
Fifth anniversary: for basic bitches that meant some shit like gifts made of wood. Stiles Stilinski was not a basic bitch.

Which was why Derek was pacing back and forth in the middle of a circle of mountain ash, watching Stiles writhe and moan on their mountain ash-encircled bed whilst painting his well-lubed rim with yet another circle of — that's right — mountain ash.
fanfic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:pwp  genre:humour  genre:crackfic  genre:kink  kink:dirtytalk  kink:thing!play  length:ficlet  rating:nc17  author:eeyore999  web:ao3 
january 2016 by moonbeamsfanfic
But... Butts! by crossroadswrite
“Besides there’s no way everyone caught us. We don’t have that much sex,” Stiles sniffs.

“Oh, honey.”

(OR: 5 times Erica wasn't the one catching Derek and Stiles having the sex and 1 time she sort of was.)
fanfic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:humour  genre:crackfic  trope:outside_pov  trope:fivethings  kink:voyeurism  length:ficlet  rating:r  author:crossroadswrite  web:ao3 
july 2015 by moonbeamsfanfic
Stiles Gets Compromised by skoosiepants
that time stiles got compromised in some weird, old-timey but not really world and might be forced to marry derek, idek

Sort of Victorian Regency AU, with werewolves. Part 3/? so far.
fanfic  pre-slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:crackfic  trope:arrangedmarriage  length:ficlet  rating:pg13  author:skoosiepants  web:tumblr  note:wip 
july 2015 by moonbeamsfanfic
Theory of Overprotective Canines by Petals42
Holy shit this is great! Stiles moves into a very sketch apartment and Scott and Derek agree that the best thing for his safety is for Derek to move in with him. And then Stiles gets mugged coming home, so obvi the only solution is for Derek to accompany him everywhere as his wolf bodyguard. AND THEN THERE'S JEALOUSY. This fic is like an onion, yo.
fanfic  pre-slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:futurefic  genre:crackfic  trope:animals  length:long  rating:pg13  author:petals42  web:tumblr 
june 2015 by moonbeamsfanfic
No Matter How Improbable by Jade_Dragoness
Written for the prompt from Jessica: Give us Dresden Files/Merlin/Sherlock Holmes. Prompt: "Eliminate the impossible and whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be true, even if it happens to be two time traveling wizards and the Once and Future King of Britain."
fanfic  gen  fandom:dresdenfiles  fandom:merlin  fandom:sherlock  genre:crossover  genre:crackfic  trope:family  length:ficlet  rating:pg13  author:jade_dragoness  web:ao3 
may 2015 by moonbeamsfanfic
Option C by Jilly James (Jilly)
Following an energy source, Rodney drifts into a sacred temple he was warned not to enter. There are only three ways out of the situation. Option A – leave Rodney behind. Option B – shoot a bunch of people and hope they all get out alive. Or Option C – get married. At least, that’s what they think Option C is.
fanfic  slash  fandom:sga  pairing:john/rodney  genre:adventure  genre:crackfic  trope:arrangedmarriage  kink:claiming  length:short  rating:pg13  author:jillyjames  web:ao3 
march 2015 by moonbeamsfanfic
When McShep Met SPN by Ladycat
"Forgive him," pretty-boy says with a blindingly white grin. Caps. Had to be caps. "He's a moron. He's also Sam, my brother, and I'm Dean Winchester. I'd offer to shake, but I'm pretty sure I don't want that thing pointed at me."
fanfic  gen  fandom:sga  fandom:supernatural  pairing:john/rodney  genre:crossover  genre:crackfic  length:ficlet  rating:pg  author:ladycat  web:ao3 
february 2015 by moonbeamsfanfic
How to bag and keep a Vulcan by amerasu1013
At first it was only lust - and maybe jealousy, 'cause watching Spock trying to hook up with all these strangers was awful. Luckily Jim's quite good at cock-blocking.

Then it developed into something more, and now Jim is in a relationship. But that should be no problem, right? Because Jim Kirk is a genius.
fanfic  slash  fandom:startrek  pairing:kirk/spock  genre:crackfic  genre:pwp  genre:humour  genre:futurefic  genre:romance  genre:kink  kink:claiming  kink:dirtytalk  kink:thing!play  kink:clothing  length:long  rating:nc17  author:amerasu1013  web:ao3  note:series 
july 2014 by moonbeamsfanfic
Blast Boxers by Allothi
AU, written for a kinkmeme prompt (here): "Eames is a supervillain, and Arthur is the reporter he always kidnaps."
fanfic  slash  fandom:inception  pairing:arthur/eames  genre:au  genre:humour  genre:crackfic  trope:revelation  length:ficlet  rating:pg13  author:allothi  web:ao3 
july 2014 by moonbeamsfanfic
I see the bad moon rising - I see trouble on the way by DorianWilde
“Oh dear,” Peter mumbled. “Oh well,” he said, shaking his head, quickly typing something.

Peter never said 'oh dear' unless he'd performed some kind of evil on purpose and wanted to draw your attention to it.

“What did you do?” Derek asked, mentally bracing himself.

“About twenty minutes ago I accidentally sent a picture of Stiles to your mother. Naturally I had to explain who he was, wouldn't want her to think I was some kind of creep taking pictures of random young men, and-”

“Derek,” Talia Hale said as she sat down across from Peter, smiling pleasantly, his smirking sister Cora in tow.

“- she insisted to meet him.”

Sequel to "The Path to Paradise Begins in Hell."
fanfic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:futurefic  genre:humour  genre:crackfic  trope:family  trope:revelation  length:ficlet  rating:pg  author:dorianwilde  web:ao3  note:sequel 
april 2014 by moonbeamsfanfic
Got Milk? by Brego_Mellon_Nin
There is simply not enough lactation kink fics in the Teen Wolf fandom, so I decided to at least attempt to fix it - a little…
fanfic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:crackfic  genre:pwp  genre:kink  kink:thing!play  kink:knotting  kink:claiming  length:short  rating:nc17  author:brego_mellon_nin  web:ao3 
march 2014 by moonbeamsfanfic
LoveFinder.com by Anonymous
Derek calls tech support for the online dating service Laura signed him up for and Stiles is working the line.
fanfic  pre-slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:crackfic  genre:humour  length:ficlet  rating:pg  author:???  web:ao3 
february 2014 by moonbeamsfanfic
Doesn't Matter by red_crate
“Yeah, okay so I’m actually just being lazy and using my whole Ignore it Until it Goes Away plan.”

“So basically,” Cora says, “you’re just being Stiles. But with tits.”

“And sadly, no dick.” Stiles twists his mouth in consternation. “I really miss my dick. We have good times, me and my dick.”
fanfic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:crackfic  trope:genderswap  length:ficlet  rating:nc17  author:red_crate  web:ao3 
february 2014 by moonbeamsfanfic
Vampires, man. Not to be trusted by kellifer_fic
Stiles appreciates Derek worrying about him being overwhelmed but he really could have used a few overenthusiastic werewolves and impatient humans for his homecoming. He’s felt disconnected because of his forced isolation and would have at least liked to have had Scott on his doorstep when he got there.
fanfic  pre-slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:futurefic  genre:humour  genre:crackfic  length:short  rating:pg13  author:kellifer_fic  web:ao3 
january 2014 by moonbeamsfanfic
A Shot in the Dark by Silver_pup
When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

Moon's Notes: The first 30 chapters or so of this are really good. Then, after Erebor is retaken, it's like the author lost the plot they were writing. The rest rambles needlessly and accomplishes nothing. Hence why I'm removing my heart tag.
fanfic  pre-slash  fandom:lotr  genre:au  genre:adventure  genre:crackfic  genre:futurefic  genre:angst  genre:pre-series  genre:deathfic  genre:metafic  trope:reincarnation  trope:timetravel  trope:bamfness  length:epic  rating:pg13  author:silver_pup  web:ao3  note:kinkmeme 
january 2014 by moonbeamsfanfic
A Second Chance by honeybearbee
Based on this prompt from the HKM: This is prompted by my headcannon that Dwalin/Ori is cannon.

Dwalin's had a pretty hard life. His home gone, he's watched four kings (I'm including Dain Ironfoot here) and two princes die. He's seen a burglar broken over the body of the one dwarf he loved. His brother and lover left to reclaim Moria - and then Gimli brings back news that they were killed by Orcs. He's seen countless wars - Azanulbizar, the Battle of the Five Armies, the War of the Ring. He's outlived all the members of the Company, and a good many other dwarves by the time he dies at 340. You can't blame him for thinking Mahal has forsaken him.

Only the Valar have something very different in plan for him. When he closes his eyes for the last time, instead of seeing his family again in death, he's just entering Bag End for the first time. He has a chance to change things. This time, no one is going to die.

Dwalin/Ori with background Bagginshield and Fili/Kili please. Pair the other dwarves however author!anon wants :)
fanfic  slash  fandom:lotr  pairing:thorin/bilbo  pairing:gimli/legolas  genre:crackfic  genre:au  genre:futurefic  genre:adventure  genre:humour  trope:reincarnation  trope:family  trope:timetravel  length:long  rating:pg13  author:honeybearbee  web:ao3  note:kinkmeme 
january 2014 by moonbeamsfanfic
Derek Hale vs. Christmas by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Derek 0 : Christmas 24

Or: That one where Derek doesn't believe in Santa Clause, but Santa Clause still believes in him.
fanfic  gen  fandom:teenwolf  genre:humour  genre:fluff  genre:crackfic  trope:holiday  length:ficlet  rating:g  author:miscellea  web:ao3 
december 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
Two Bros in the Know by blue_fjords
According to their fansite, Two Bros in the Know (or TBK, as they were referred to by those in the know) grew out of an idea Scott had their senior year of high school.

The truth was much less cinematic: Stiles wanted to impress Lydia Martin, and thought being a famous ghost hunter would do the trick. But it wasn't until the summer before their senior year in college, during an epic tour of farmhouses in the Dakotas, that TBK's popularity went through the roof. Thanks, in large part, to their "rivalry" with Natural, the show featuring real-life siblings Derek and Cora Hale, and their mission to debunk all the same kinds of places TBK said were haunted.

This is the story of how the TBK crew met the Hale crew, featuring a golden bromance, pranks, stress baking, pillow forts, an internet meme, homemade moonshine, ghostly apparitions, dramatic rescues, the plot of a Muppet Show special, and of course, true love.
fanfic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:humour  genre:adventure  genre:crackfic  trope:family  trope:holiday  length:long  rating:nc17  author:blue_fjords  web:ao3 
december 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
Sparks by mina lightstar
“Come on, let’s go. You can’t fight a twenty-foot tall robot!”

And then Derek just gives him this LOOK, like he COULD, and it sends Stiles into a homicidal rage.

Life seems to be calming down in Beacon Hills, until Stiles’s jeep gets a mysterious overnight paint job. Also, it can drive itself, which is not nearly as convenient as you’d think."
fanfic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  fandom:transformers  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:adventure  genre:crackfic  genre:crossover  length:ficlet  rating:pg13  author:minalightstar  web:ao3 
december 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
The Color of Magic by vampireisthenewblack
Prompt: Stiles has to perform some kind of protection spell/ritual to stop the latest threat to BH, but according to Deaton and his terrible, terrible magic books, it requires that he willingly take the ‘life essence’ of an alpha within him so he can power the spell. Yep, semen, because druids were giant pervs back in the day. And apparently that shit is like a magical battery.
fanfic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:crackfic  genre:pwp  genre:kink  length:ficlet  rating:nc17  author:vampireisthenewblack  web:ao3 
november 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
MFEO by uraneia
What if Derek’s money doesn’t come from the insurance from the fire? What if it’s royalties from sales of an adult toy? One that’s no longer in production?

What if Stiles had one and it was /perfect/ and it /broke?/

**||** [1.638 words]
fanfic  pre-slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:crackfic  genre:futurefic  genre:pwp  trope:revelation  kink:thing!play  length:ficlet  rating:r  author:uraneia  web:ao3 
november 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
If My Hand Doth Offend by lielabell
It starts with a text. Or, more accurately, it starts with an event showing up on Stiles's Google Calendar ominously titled "Prep for Courting-Date: Alpha Male, 28, 6' 0"/185 lbs." It was ominous because A: Stiles hasn't been on a courting-date with anyone other than Danny for his last four heat-cycles and B: because Deaton has never scheduled a "prep" meeting once in the three years he's been Stiles's matchmaker. So, of course, Stiles texts Deaton to see what is up. Deaton's reply is short and to the point. Stiles will be at this prep meeting. And he will go on this date. No ifs, ands, or buts.

That ominous feeling? Yeah, it just grew.

Moon's Notes: A ficlet setting up a larger story that the author freely acknowledges will never be written. Which is fine with me, because I don't really like what she said it would be about in her endnotes but I did love the worldbuilding and potential of this opening snippet.
fanfic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:danny/stiles  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:crackfic  genre:characterstudy  trope:omegaverse  kink:heatcycle  length:ficlet  rating:pg13  author:lielabell  web:ao3  note:wip_abandoned  kink:knotting  trope:worldbuilding 
october 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
TMI dude, TMI by Meeya8587
Derek's almost at the McCall house when he overhears a very strange conversation.

(aka the Name = Penis Size website fic, with accompanying relevant links. Lol- worthy, for sure, except for the Stilinskis which must be a mistake, plzkthx.)
fanfic  gen  fandom:teenwolf  genre:crackfic  genre:humour  genre:metafic  length:ficlet  rating:pg13  author:meeya8587  web:ao3 
september 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
Raised By Wolves by Anonymous
14,143 words | For the TW kink meme prompt: "Derek and Stiles have a very casual relationship where something happens leaving Stiles under the impression that Derek just wants her for sex. They can be a little bit older when Stiles becomes pregnant, and angsts like hell because she thinks Derek will leave her."

// The ending, written by a second anon apparently, doesn't work at all, but the first part is seriously awesome.
fanfic  het  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:crackfic  trope:genderswap  length:long  rating:nc17  author:???  web:defunct 
september 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
Love's a Battlefield (and the Navy Did Not Train Steve for This Shit) by cyerus
The Kalakaua-Kelly clan have gotten it into their heads that they need to matchmake Steve. Out of desperation, Steve makes up a boyfriend named Danny.

It doesn't quite go according to plan. (12,488 words)

per pru: Steve McGarrett, sick to death of being hounded by terrifying females related to Kono about his tragic singledom, makes up a significant other. And to justify his keeping it a secret, he makes it a guy, so at least he can leverage the partially closeted cache. He invents a lot of stuff: this guy is blond; this guy has blue eyes; this guy wears ties and comes from the mainland and is short like a midget. And then one day, in Steve's darkest hour, he more or less tackles this guy into Hawaiian asphalt and drags him to Kono's mom's house. This story made me literally laugh out loud. Highly recommended, even if you typically don't read in this fandom, which I don't.
“Listen,” Steve says desperately, “I need to you come to this thing with me because I told them you’d be there, and Kono’s mom, she will kill me if I show up alone, kill me in front of thirty cops, and none of them will say anything because she is that intimidating, do you understand?”

Williams stares at him, mouth half-open in astonishment.

Steve nearly whines as his phone beeps with another incoming text, and he doesn’t have to look at it to know it’s along the lines of, this isnt funny steve she will kill you with fire. “Can we just go? I’ll explain more on the way.”

“No,” Williams says slowly, “no, I get it. You made up a boyfriend to get out of some kind of family obligation, possibly because you’re an idiot, more likely because you have the emotional maturity of a hyena that thinks snatching people off the street is a socially acceptable way to ask someone out. But now everything’s coming back to bite you in the ass, and you need me to play Danny the loving partner so you can keep sitting on your throne of lies.”

“That’s...exactly it, yeah.” Steve gazes down at Williams in surprise, and not a little paranoia. “How did you know that?”
fanfic  slash  fandom:hawaii5-0  pairing:danny/steve  genre:au  genre:humour  genre:crackfic  genre:romance  trope:family  trope:pretending  length:long  rating:nc17  author:cyerus  web:ao3 
september 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
Extracurricular Activities by scifigrl47
New York has a party for any taste. Some people like high class lounges. Some enjoy a good dive bar. There are gay bars and techno clubs and all night raves. And somewhere out there, there's a club where the dancers are dressed like Super Heroes, and Spider-Man may or may not be their headliner.

Let's face it, the everyone assumed that Clint would be the first Avenger to take up pole dancing. He's a little distressed he's been beaten to the punch.

Toaster!verse crackfic.
fanfic  gen  fandom:avengers  pairing:steve/tony  genre:crackfic  genre:humour  genre:fluff  trope:family  trope:revelation  trope:originalcharacters  length:short  rating:pg13  author:scifigrl47  web:ao3  note:series 
september 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
The Second Coming (of Werewolf Jesus) by lupinus, uraneia
Stiles was enjoying his senior year until his crazy English teacher decided he made the best candidate to gestate Derek's kid. Now Stiles is a seventeen-year-old pregnant dude and he and Derek have to figure their shit out, because in nine months they are going to be tied together for the rest of their lives.

This story was conceived of before Ms. Blake was confirmed as the Darach. So for the purposes of this story, she is a convenient villain who has access to Things Our Villain Needs. The Darach was somebody else who has been defeated along with the alpha pack.

Moon's Notes: It might be crack!fic, but it still manages to be better written and make more sense than canon. Fun too!
fanfic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:humour  genre:crackfic  genre:futurefic  trope:family  trope:mpreg  kink:virgin  length:novel  rating:nc17  author:lupinus  author:uraneia  web:ao3 
august 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
Press Zero For Assistance by sarcasticsra
Five computer geniuses and their asskicking counterparts get locked in a room... (aka the It Takes the Multiverse to Get Alien Tech Support fic, lol!)
fanfic  gen  fandom:avengers  fandom:personofinterest  fandom:leverage  fandom:ncis  fandom:criminalminds  genre:crossover  genre:humour  genre:crackfic  trope:outside_pov  trope:alternatedimension  length:ficlet  rating:g  author:sarcasticsra  web:ao3 
august 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
Sansûkh by determamfidd
The battle was over, and Thorin Oakenshield awoke, naked and shivering, in the Halls of his Ancestors.

The novelty of being dead fades quickly, and watching over his companions soon fills him with grief and guilt. Oddly, a faint flicker of hope arises in the form of his youngest kinsman, a Dwarf of Durin's line with bright red hair.

(Follows the story of the War of the Ring).

(Bagginshield, Gimli/Legolas) In which recovery takes time, the dead members of the Company take to watching Gimli as though he’s a soap opera, the living struggle with being left behind, Legolas is confused, Khuzdul is abused, and Thorin is four feet and ten inches of guilt and anger.

Last updated September, 2017. Utterly enormous at over 533,000+ words, with a few more chapters to go. And not a single dull moment in the lot. Amazing!
note:wip  fanfic  gen  pre-slash  fandom:lotr  pairing:thorin/bilbo  pairing:gimli/legolas  genre:adventure  genre:humour  genre:angst  genre:crackfic  genre:futurefic  genre:pre-series  trope:family  trope:outside_pov  trope:originalcharacters  trope:reincarnation  trope:alternatedimension  length:epic  rating:pg13  author:determamfidd  web:ao3  trope:worldbuilding 
august 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
Vision without action is just a dream. by Mynuet
Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. (Joel Barker)

Stiles has never known how to leave things well enough alone. If the root of their unhappiness is Derek losing the love of his life, then that's the problem Stiles is going to fix, no matter what it takes. He probably should have realized that things never go according to plan."

Moon's Notes: Another good ep 3x08 - Visionary fix-it timetravel fic. Somewhat confusing at times, but I guess that's the nature of the beast. Did not make me like Talia or psycho!Peter any, jeez. Stiles's mom and dad were a nice touch though.
fanfic  pre-slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:adventure  genre:pre-series  genre:crackfic  trope:family  trope:outside_pov  trope:revelation  trope:reincarnation  trope:bamfness  trope:timetravel  length:long  rating:pg13  author:mynuet  web:ao3 
july 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
Fly a Little Faster by mirrorkill
Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn't step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain?

Well, if Marty McFly can do it, so can Stiles Stilinski. All he has to do is get Derek and Paige to fall in love before he gets pulled back to his own time. And before he makes anything worse. That's easy as pie, right? Right?

Moon's Notes: Fix-it fic for ep 3x08 - Visionary, which I have not yet watched and am very reluctant to bother given everyone else's reactions to the stupid. But this time travel rewrite is nice and was easily understandable with only spoilers and reviews to go off. I still think I'd rather pretend the episode never happened though - or that it's all a lie, because of the much-alluded 'unreliable narrator' and all. Seriously, we already had enough tragic backstory (and current story, jeez!)... fridging Paige was just pointless overkill there, Jeff.
fanfic  pre-slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:tagfic  genre:pre-series  genre:crackfic  trope:family  trope:timetravel  trope:outside_pov  trope:revelation  trope:reincarnation  length:novel  rating:pg13  author:mirrorkill  web:ao3 
july 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
A Strong Heart and a Nerve of Steel by lupinus and uraneia
Stiles and Derek wake up married in Vegas. Well, they would have if it was legal.

In which Stiles is the president's son, Derek is his bodyguard, and Papa President orders them to pretend to be in love for the sake of gay rights.

Or in which uraniea and lupinus combine meeting the Hales, President Papa, waking up married, fake/pretend relationship, First Boy Stiles, and bodyguard Derek into one fic.
fanfic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:humour  genre:crackfic  genre:romance  trope:family  trope:revelation  trope:pretending  length:long  rating:nc17  author:lupinus  author:uraneia  web:ao3 
july 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
Dread from Man or Beast by blcwriter
The girl who slid in through his window didn’t slide so much as… fall and flomp onto the floor, before she rolled, flopped, and then shoved herself gamely upright in a clash of plaid pants, red Doc Marten 8-holes, and a polka-dot blouse with an argyle cardigan as she turned to face him—breaking his pity-party for one in the most graceless way he’d ever seen. Whatever she was, she was no werewolf.

“Alright, c’mon, pants off, these fucking druids are going to get us sooner or later,” she said, dropping her sweater onto the floor and then shucking her blouse, revealing a pale, skinny ribcage dotted with moles and barely-there boobs under a Catwoman bra.

A Catwoman bra.

“Oh. Shit,” he answered.

“You think?” she asked, elevating an eyebrow even as she pulled off her belt and started getting her pants undone. //

In which Stiles Stilinskis everywhere, everywhen know, if you want something done at all, you'd better do it yourself.

**||** [2.795 words]

Post 3x03 - Fireflies and 3x04 - Unleashed. Girl!Stiles from an alternate reality comes to Canon!Stiles so they can both lose their virginity with, well, themselves. Because who else is gonna do it? Ouch, and yet totally awesome!
fanfic  het  fandom:teenwolf  genre:au  genre:tagfic  genre:pwp  genre:crackfic  trope:alternatedimension  kink:virgin  length:ficlet  rating:nc17  author:blcwriter  web:ao3  trope:genderswap  genre:angst 
july 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
Around the Bend by lupinus, uraneia
The first time Derek catches sight of the new yoga instructor, Stiles is in the middle of showing a class how to do downward-facing dog. Derek walks into a wall.

Things don’t exactly improve from there.

Derek can't stop staring at Stiles, the bendy new yoga instructor at his family's gym. Stiles thinks Derek's a repressed homophobe who hates Stiles for making him want the D. They fall in love.
fanfic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:crackfic  genre:humour  genre:kink  kink:thing!play  kink:dirtytalk  kink:clothing  kink:claiming  trope:family  trope:outside_pov  trope:revelation  length:long  rating:nc17  author:lupinus  author:uraneia  web:ao3 
july 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
Hogwarts AU by batwiggler
Wanna know a secret? I had a Hogwarts story planned for Sterek, even before A Fool for Fire :3 It was supposed to be set in an AU wizarding world, where the Hale family were revered pure bloods that were known to be werewolves (but it’s not seen as a bad thing like in the HP books, because this is way later on and the Hales finally deemed it ok to come out).

AND STILES! Stiles enters his fifth year because his father, a muggle, finally lets him attend wizarding school. Stiles kept up with the history and such, though, using the books his mother left him and receiving random tutoring from a few distant relatives once in a while. Anyway, it’s enough for him to be let in to Hogwarts so late.

AND HE GETS SORTED INTO HUFFLEPUFF AND IS COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH ALL THINGS WIZARD, because he never really experienced it with his father (his dad hates magic, because it’s magic that killed his wife and he’ll never forget that).

Anyway- so Stiles is a fifth year, a quirky one at that, and he catches Derek’s attention immediately. Firstly, by sticking out like a sore thumb when he’s the only non-first year to get sorted (and the sorting hat has one hell of a conversation with him, takes Stiles a record ten minutes to get sorted) and then by his choice of association.

Because, well, that’s the thing- Stiles, like every reincarnation of Stiles, befriends Scott- Scott, who comes from an undistinguished family and is a werewolf (which is bad because, you know, he doesn’t have the Hale name to fall back on and Scott’s father was someone known to be of ill repute).

So, since Scott is a werewolf and Derek makes it his mission to know all wolves in the school, Derek is intrigued to see the outcast finally make a friend. And he observes Stiles from then on, Derek being someone who is always careful (Kate, anyone?) and he likes what he sees.

Moon's Notes: Unfinished not!fic, hasn't been updated in months, but an interesting concept. One to keep an eye on, just in case.
fanfic  pre-slash  fandom:teenwolf  fandom:harrypotter  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:humour  genre:crackfic  genre:crossover  length:short  rating:pg13  author:thebatwiggler  web:tumblr  note:wip_abandoned 
july 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
You and Your Stupid, Perfect Smile by Omni
The last thing Stiles expected to see that morning was the guy he'd been crushing hard on for months standing there dripping wet and practically naked.

The last thing he wanted was to have to buddy up to the guy for the sake of his roommate, Erica, who had evidently started dating him.

The last thing he'd ever intended was to come between them.
fanfic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:humour  genre:crackfic  genre:romance  trope:revelation  length:short  rating:pg13  author:omni  web:ao3 
july 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
Finding Miracles by Survivah
Stiles was planning on just being a fox for his entire life. Then, well, magic, true love, blah blah blah, things got complicated. But as it turns out, he still has a lot to learn about this new world he's living in. Humanity, man. It's weird.

Or, the sequel to A Simple Life, brought to you by popular demand.
fanfic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:crackfic  genre:fluff  genre:humour  genre:angst  trope:family  trope:revelation  trope:animals  trope:reincarnation  length:long  rating:pg13  author:survivah  web:ao3 
june 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
tumescent by kellifer_fic
"I would have to want to date Derek for your plan to work," Stiles points out, secure in the knowledge that his logic is infallible and yes, he's had a pointless and soul-destroying crush on Derek for as long as he can remember but nobody knows that.

This is a fairly loose fusion with Ten Things I Hate About You - knowledge of the source material is not required.
fanfic  het  pre-slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:crackfic  genre:crossover  genre:fusion  genre:romance  trope:pretending  length:short  rating:pg13  author:kellifer_fic  web:ao3 
june 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
A (Sort of) Fairytale - briecheesie, daunt - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
The summer after senior year starts normally enough, with the gang spending their final months before college together at the Martin family's lake house. Then Jackson stumbles onto the burial ground of a witch's ex-husband, Stiles is magically turned into a fox, and things somehow manage to get worse from there. The gratuitous Princess Bride references are only of moderate help.

Art by Daunt. Story by Brie.
fanfic  fanart  pre-slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:crackfic  genre:humour  genre:angst  genre:fluff  trope:animals  trope:reincarnation  note:multimedia  length:long  rating:pg13  author:briecheesie  author:daunt  web:ao3  note:bigbang 
june 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
alpha etiquette by HalfFizzbin
While trying to infiltrate the Alpha Pack, Derek is forced to accept a gift he emphatically did not ask for. (aka Derek and Stiles fake having sex because Deucalion is a skeasy perve.)
fanfic  slash  gen  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:crackfic  genre:humour  genre:pwp  kink:dirtytalk  kink:voyeurism  length:ficlet  rating:r  author:halffizzbin  web:ao3 
june 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
The Epic Tale of the Jorts and Joseph The Turkey by WhoNatural
The cherry on top of the crap sundae that is Derek's life is being sentenced to twenty-four hours community service for a few measly parking tickets. Whatever, at least the guy yelling at leftover take-out is kind of hot.

“Stilinski! Quit cavorting with the newbies and make with the trash-stabbing!”

“That’s not a thing you should say in the midst of a bunch of convicts, Bobby,” the guy - Stilinski - retorts. Something tells Derek this guy’s no stranger to community service.

“It’s hardly maximum security - and for the last time, it’s Mr. Finstock!”

“Jeez, alright, don’t strain something. I was just being friendly.”
fanfic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  genre:au  genre:crackfic  genre:humour  genre:futurefic  trope:animals  length:ficlet  rating:r  author:whonatural  web:ao3 
may 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
of inappropriate advices and other side projects, The Machine by Rosslyn
"Do we still have milk?" John asks, unabashed.
Negative, the text says.
"I just bought some last -" Harold begins, indignant.
Expired, the text flashes.
"Well," John says. "it does see everything, you know."

(aka the Inappropriate Uses of The Machine's "God Mode" fic)
fanfic  gen  fandom:personofinterest  genre:tagfic  genre:crackfic  genre:humour  genre:fluff  trope:anthropomorphic  trope:epistolary  length:ficlet  rating:pg  author:rosslyn  web:ao3 
may 2013 by moonbeamsfanfic
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