When Loki steps into the room, the HYDRA goons go silent. It’s a nice change from the demanding rambling, actually, even if Clint’s whole body shudders.

“What is this?” Loki asks quietly, head tilting in what seems to be honest curiosity.

Post-Avengers (2012) movie.

Someone is mutilating and killing men in Pittsburgh’s gay village. When Pittsburgh’s finest can’t save Pittsburgh’s hottest, they call on the FBI for help. Can the BAU stop the Liberty Avenue Killer before the unsub strikes again? Criminal Minds/Queer as Folk (US) crossover, Brian/Justin pairing.

This is not a story of how Loki and Steve fall in love. This is Loki and Steve, abandoned in a world they didn't ask for, alone, with nothing to connect them to any thing or person on the planet except for the one thing they have in common: Loki's blood, a Jotun's blood, that once served as the basis for Dr. Erskine's miraculous super-soldier serum and protected Steve through seventy years of ice. This is Loki, hiding his weakness and uncertainty with every lie at his disposal, desperate for purpose, and Steve, just naive enough to fall for the smile of a beautiful woman. It's not love, but it's a lie worth fighting for, up until Loki ends up pregnant, devastates SHIELD headquarters, and makes off with the Tesseract, determined to make his child Midgard's new god. As the tentative captain of Earth's not-yet-mighty Avengers, Steve choses the side of humanity, without giving up hope that he can save Loki from himself and the too-powerful magic of Odin's lost treasure.

Prompt: Loki's greatest con is passing off random monsters as members of the royal family. The reason Odin keeps banishing them is because he's totally on to him.

It starts, as it so often does, as a harmless prank, but it rapidly takes on a life of its own.

I should have known something wicked this way came the minute the mysterious detectors started going up around the boundaries of my city.

Gift fic for me, written for my prompt during Wishlist 2011.

AU crossover. Tony Stark has known Charles Xavier since Tony was eight and Xavier was his Uncle Charles. Now that Tony’s all grown up, Charles vets his dates. Well, most of them. Except for the ones where Charles brings someone who should really be in jail, not a fancy restaurant.

Slid off the back of this prompt in that it’s Charles who is Tony’s oldest friend, and Tony’s not much of a fan of Erik: By virtue of being Tony's oldest friends, Charles and Erik reserve the right to vet all his significant others. Through terrifying dinner parties. Even they can't find much wrong with Steve, though. And sort of end up asking why he's with Tony.

Prompt: One of the Avengers (let's face it, probably Tony) quips to Loki that he didn't get enough hugs as a child, not realising what a raw nerve that is. Cue epic meltdown (anger or upset, either is good.)

Loki is unstable. Tony is a genius. Together, they fight crime still don't like each other very much. There might be some benefit in alternative tactics.

In a world where Sentinels, people with five heightened senses, bond mentally and spiritually with Guides, people gifted with empathetic powers, Tony Stark has spent thirty-three years overwhelmed by the emotions of those around him and running from his own. Sentinel Steve Rogers wakes up sixty years out of his own time and struggles to deal with the massive amount of new sensory input while trying to find his footing in a New York very different from the one he knew. When they finally find each other, how will their bond change them?

Avengers/Sentinel fusion AU, Sentinel!Steve/Guide!Tony and Sentinel!Coulson/Guide!Barton pairings. First of a potential series.

From the Avengers Case Files of Phil Coulson: Grocery shopping is necessary, Tony's a little too proud of his tech, Captain America's lost on the streets of New York, and sometimes social injustice just happens.

First short story of the Toasterverse, which includes author's other plotty series, "In Which Tony Stark Builds Himself Some Friends (But His Family Was Assigned by Nick Fury)."

Tony Stark has once again engineered something that might well lead to the downfall of Western Civilization. No one's really surprised. This time, however, it might just be the lesser of two evils.

Clint and Phil hate playing pickup, but damn, Clint loves the Roombas, and damn, Phil loves Clint, though he's not really sure why sometimes. It's time to play Hide-And-Seek with hostile robotic AIs in the SHIELD home office.

Sequel to Some Things Shouldn't Be A Chore. Coulson/Barton pairing, Steve/Tony pre-slash.

A massive SPN/Norse Myth crossover AU, based on the idea that Gabriel took Loki as a vessel when he fled Heaven, and following the pair of them through meeting each other's families/enemies, and the pains of Apocalypse. Is probably as finished as it's ever going to be.

Goes AU to SPN from 5x22 (and was written prior to S6/S7, so contains no knowledge of their events).

... Tony tells Bruce about Afghanistan.

The first time Bruce hulks out in the lab, it isn't Tony's fault, but fucked if he's going to let that stop him. (aka the Tony and Bruce/Hulk Mutual Admiration Society fic series)

Taking care of Tony is a lot of work. Especially when you’ve only got one arm. And your code dates back to the 1980s. (aka the Dummy Is Adorable fic)

Tony, Bruce and JARVIS, and the difference between people, weapons and slaves.

When Charles Xavier risks his ship and his crew to save a fellow mutant from enslavement at the hands of one of the most feared clans in the Tri-Galaxy, the last thing he's expecting is to find himself embroiled in one man's decades-long vendetta. But Erik Lehnsherr, displaced Brotherhood alpha, is nothing if not persuasive, especially when the fate of the known galaxies might rest on his plans. Space AU, Powers, Alpha/omega-style social dynamics. First fic in the "Engine of Creation" series.

Two wizards walk into a bar, the third one ducks; or, the story of how Harry Dresden became the reluctant liege man of Freeholding Lord John Marcone.

robot!Erik started a revolution so he could get laid; Charles doomed humanity by being too moral to bang the sexbot he accidentally purchased. Good job, guys.

Alternate Link: http://archiveofourown.org/series/18347

Moon's Note: So far contains 6 hilarious crack-fics, as of April 27th 2012. Watch for more of the series to be written.

Steve takes things like personal responsibility and respect seriously. Tony's got people he pays to take care of that kind of thing, and anyway, he's pretty sure that he's going to die of some exotic disease in his workshop, because Dummy's still a little spotty about what is 'clean' enough to put on an open wound. The rest of the Avengers are in this for personal gain, except for Clint, he just enjoys being a dick.

And some things shouldn't be a chore.

Part One of the 'In Which Tony Stark Builds Himself Some Friends (But His Family Was Assigned by Nick Fury)' series.

Tony could be suffering from amnesia, a hitch-hiker from a parallel dimension, a ghost or maybe a time-traveller. He's sure he could work out the answer if Steve would just stop pretending he was Tony's boyfriend.

Ahrimen seemed to come out of nowhere end of Season 5/beginning Season 6 - so why was Duncan MacLeod chosen as the Champion? And what is/was Ahrimen? And what if there were consequences to Duncan winning the battle, consequences that could affect not just every Immortal on the planet, but every mortal as well. As Duncan takes over the role of Protector, he learns the hard way that life as he once knew it is over forever. (312,686 words)

Duncan starts seeing Watchers everywhere and seeks out Joe Dawson to complain - and meets Adam Pierson; Watcher and grad student. Then Immortals go missing and beheaded bodies turn up; making Duncan the prime suspect in an FBI investigation. Set during the episode The Darkness, (season 2) then deviates into an AU. (233,981 words)

This saga is a re-write of every Methos episode, starting withe season 3 episode 'Methos'. This saga looks at Methos' relationship with Duncan, and the impact his association with Duncan has on the Watcher Organization. (405,266 words in total)

All 20 novels, reposted in one easy place since author's LJ is closing. Goddamn, I love AO3! o/

Five things that happened after Serenity came to Atlantis. Companion fic to Parallel.

Atlantis is nothing like Serenity and exactly the same. River POV.

In which John Sheppard is an Immortal, making him at least 30% less suicidal than he appears. Three drabbles.

The blur has resolved itself into a man, mostly covered in red and blue, who turns his masked head and snarks cheerfully at Tony. Mild Tony/Peter pairing.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Gard arrives a little late to the rescue-- and Harry, John and Ivy take an unexpected trip through the Nevernever. 3500 words. Starts during the end of "Small Favor", for the Dresden Files; generic late-season SGA.

John meets Sherlock's estranged younger brother at a coffee shop...twice. (Sherlock/Merlin modern AU crossover)

The news report seems more interested in the argument between the team during the fight than the way they eventually won. And then it gets worse.

Acquaintances, half-hearted rivals: these words defined Arthur's relationship with Eames for years, until the Fischer job brings in another part to the equation--friendship. But the rules of engagement change completely during a night of drinks and suggestive conversation. What begins as a one night stand slowly turns into something much more complicated. Can you really be friends with benefits and feelings?

Luke finally makes it home after Rio. The Rundown/Fast Five crossover, post-film, in which Luke is Beck. Beck/Travis pairing.

Sequel to Aloha Kahu a me Kekahi. While the team is settling in and learning to work together, they have a new case which has them scrambling to find a kidnapped man before it is too late. Meanwhile, Danny is struggling with his decision not to tell Steve all the facts, while Steve is faced with the realities of guiding a sentinel. (20,964 words)

A Modern day Merlin AU set at the University of St Andrews, featuring teetotal kickboxers, secret wizards, magnificent bodyguards of various genders, irate fairies, imprisoned dragons, crumbling gothic architecture, arrogant princes, adorable engineering students, stolen gold, magical doorways, attempted assassination, drunken students, shaving foam fights, embarrassing mornings after, The Hammer Dance, duty, responsibility, friendship and true love...

When Charles looks down at his wristwatch and realizes he’s been going on about catnip brands for at least ten minutes, he realizes several other things too: he is officially a crazy cat person now. And he is never going to get laid again.

Charles/Erik, Erik is a Pacific Sleeper shark, Charles is a Bottle Nose dolphin.

London is hit with a deadly flu epidemic, but John slowly begins to suspect that there is a more human agency at work. He, Sherlock, and Sarah must work together in order to identify and track down a ruthless killer. (Simple, straightforward casefic, both crime and medical - obvious killer, but I enjoyed seeing John given a chance to actually be a doctor.)

Clint's got a secret love, and it's spelled b-a-n-j-o. Clint/Darcy pairing.

In which Thor’s primary problem-solving method (a mighty blow from Mjolnir) fails to have the desired effect on a magical artifact, and his secondary method (a mightier blow from Mjolnir) proves to be actively disastrous.

It never bothered Charles that he essentially belonged to someone else from birth. In fact, he felt quite the opposite. From birth he had been told stories about that mysterious boy, called The Prince, or his Betrothed, and who one day would be called Husband. Charles would catch his thoughts drifting off while in private lessons under strict, stoic tutors, learning the piano under painful raps to the knuckles, locked away, looking at the sun through stained glass, his mind slipping into the hazy day dream of his life yet to come...

From kinkmeme, aka the Arranged Marriage fic, WIP, last updated: March 29, 2012.

Alternate link: http://xmen-firstkink.livejournal.com/6437.html?thread=10949157#t10949157

Two not-so-unique individuals meet in a high school classroom. Mini!Jack and Jarod's clone, J.J.

Clint/Coulson Promt Meme fill, Avengers/Dark Angel crossover. It was requested that Clint be an escaped Transgenic from Manticore who joined SHIELD. When he exposes his true nature how does everyone on the team react? What does this mean for Clint's relationship with Coulson? Maybe the team should be more concerned with how Clint will react

Charles has always been a good boy. Inspired by the prompt on [info]1stclass_kink that Charles needs help from Erik coming to terms with the fact that he's attracted to men. Charles is gay, but he has repressed that as only Charles Frances Xavier can. Which means he's, er, half a virgin. Erik Lehnsherr is about to change this.

“We had sex,” Clint says, bluntly. “Collectively.” Written for Porn Battle 13 for prompt: magic. Highly dubious consent (magic-induced orgy); problematic discussion of consent; power differential; rough sex.

Moon's Note: Really more of a gang bang than an orgy, but still surprisingly good. Although I think I'm reading it darker than the author meant it to be. I don't care though, I like the darker undertones much better than the idea of the possible happy ending.

Charles is the ambassador from his kingdom/planet, and he goes to meet with Erik in order to forge some kind of lasting peace with Erik's kingdom/planet. Erik makes him an offer that Charles thinks is just for sex, or even something related to the peace accord! But in reality, when Charles wakes up the next morning, Erik informs him that they're married, and Charles will be staying with him from then on. On the bright side, this means peace! Yay! On the awkward side, wow, they actually have to get to know each other now...

Kinkmeme, WIP, last updated: May 2nd, 2012.

Arthur doesn't care much about the popular radio program Dragon's Lonely Hearts until his ex-girlfriend calls in to slag him off and get advice. When he calls in and has an on-air argument with the host, it starts off more than he expected, including meddling friends, overinvolved fans, and maybe love.

Reese discovers his teasing may have gone too far after an unexpected turn in a case reveals more about both men than either was ready to have known. Reese/Finch pairing.

Saving President Luthor is a full-time job.

Moon's Note to Self: Early seasons Smallville fic transferred over from the SSA archive. Remember to go through bookmarks to find all the others and re-link them too!

WWII Pacific Theater based AU. Danny's left dumbstruck with the trust suddenly hoisted onto his shoulders. He wants to ask the guy if he's lost his mind, but then again, frogmen wade out in the middle of the ocean with explosives strapped around their waists, so McGarrett is obviously already bonkers. But for some reason Danny simply nods when asked to join the team and the lieutenant smiles at him in return.

A novel-length, pornographic case-fiction set seven months before and three and a half thousand miles east of A Study in Pink. Captain John Watson of 40 Commando, the Royal Marines, is assigned to protect and assist Sherlock Holmes as he investigates what appears to be a simple war atrocity in Afghanistan. An intense attraction ignites between the two men as they uncover a conspiracy that threatens everything they’ve ever known, but Sherlock’s as much hunted as hunter, and everyone close to him is in deadly danger. Can he solve the case in time to save himself and John?

Dean negotiates with Michael instead of outright refusing. He has a year of borrowed angel mojo to set the world right. Can't be hard... right?

Tony knows he shouldn't sleep with Loki, it's just sometimes he's drunk and she's female and he forgets why.

Featuring an all-star cast including George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Martin Sheen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jane Lynch, Kevin Bacon and others, "8" is a play written by Academy Award winning screenwriter Dustin Lance Black and directed by acclaimed actor and director Rob Reiner. It is a powerful account of the case filed by the American Federation for Equal Rights (AFER ) in the U.S. District Court in 2010 to overturn Proposition 8 [LINK], a constitutional amendment that eliminated the rights of same-sex couples to marry in the state of California. Framed around the trial's historic closing arguments in June 2010, 8 provides an intimate look what unfolded when the issue of same-sex marriage was on trial.

| G | ~3,000 words | H50, Lilo and Stitch | Steve/Danny pre-slash

"Seriously," Danny says eventually, after they've sat down with Lilo, who is swinging her feet and staring impatiently at the door, "how do you go out for a jog and trip over a kid? I mean, literally trip over her?"

"I didn't trip over her," Steve protests.

"Yeah you did," Lilo says, helpfully. "Or, almost."

Eames is Jesus, Arthur is the Most Fertile Man, and the world is in trouble: only the son of the Son of God can save it! Pure crack.

Arthur is asexual. Eames is ... not. A bedtime story for asexuals.

Loki falls. Thor catches him. This does not solve as many problems as Thor was hoping it would.

“Nevada can’t make me date Hodges,” Greg snapped.

Steve's getting hit on in a bar. (aka the Oblivious!Danny ficlet)

Merlin Holmes remembers his past, finds his Arthur, introduces Arthur to his family, breaks Arthur out of jail and gets married. Not all at the same time.

Prequel to It's Genetics, Unfortunately.

“And what about your destiny?” Gaius asked softly. “Merlin, you know Arthur needs you – whether he realizes it or not. You won’t have to hide from him forever.”

Harry Dresden, Crowley, random cultists. Background Aziraphale/Crowley. "I was having a bad day. The kind that starts with a baseball bat to the head, and ends with a really smug demon helping you out of a circle."

"Okay. I have a genie named Steve in my living room.” This isn't exactly what Danny signed up for when he moved to Hawaii.

It doesn't surprise Arthur when he hears, eventually, that they've developed a reputation for fighting like cats and dogs—since, in a sense, they are those things. Warnings: Catboys and werewolves getting it on. Heat, knotting. The works. catboy!Arthur/werewolf!Eames

Moon's Note: I don't even *like* Inception but I still loved these stories. Fascinating concept, carried off beautifully with great worldbuilding, character development, and plot!

Charles was an unremarkable professor teaching at the University of Genosha. He wished only for a peaceful life when one night, he caught the eye of Lord Erik 'Magnus' Lensherr, the ruler of Genosha and champion of mutants all over the world. Naturally, everything stopped making sense from there.

WIP, last updated April 25th, 2012.

It only started with phone sex.... Then it became something more.

Sherlock is on detox, and bored. He calls a phone sex line to test a hypothesis. He gets John. Sherlock is intrigued, and calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted...

Story begins prior to 'A Study in Pink'. Spoilers for first season. Not actually crack, despite the original prompt on the kinkmeme.

Sherlock has a strange, impossible affliction; he and John are trying to figure out what it is and how to cure it. If it even can be cured. Hijinx ensue. Written for the SH Kink Meme prompt: "It began with a cramping sensation. But it certainly didn't end there."

This is going to have serious and silly aspects, adventure and angst, but also fluff and romance, as well as some sex. You have been warned, or teased, whichever way you want to look at it. ;D PLEASE NOTE: This was begun long before there was a Season 2 of 'Sherlock'. So this is doubly an AU, in a way. WARNING: LONG WORK IN PROGRESS! - A NaNoWriMo fic.

"I have two sons," she said. "Ages five and twelve. They're very bright, and I don't say that as a doting mother. I say that as someone who's seen their IQ scores and discovered that the elder was writing essays for a number of university students at fifty pounds a paper." Mild John/Lestrade, kidfic AU.

S.H.I.E.L.D. 'recruits' Alec Hardison to fight Extremis. So many levels of awesome!

Sherlock Holmes was not the kind of woman a man brought home to meet the family. She wasn't even the kind of woman most men brought home, full stop. But that never seemed to stop John. Always-a-girl!Sherlock/John, preg, kidfic, post-Reichenbach.

Modern royal AU. When Arthur, the Prince of Wales, was seventeen, he had made a mistake that is still haunting him. Eight years later, can he finally make it right?

The only bank-robbery hostage worse than Arthur is Methos. HL/Inception crossover.

...or Five Times When Charles Used Endearments and the One Time When Erik Did It.

In which Dean and Cas are alien superheroes from another world.

Superman brings an unexpected guest back to the Fortress. Adorable kitten, long-suffering Krypto the SuperDog, mild Bruce/Clark.

Moran and Watson bump into each other. Perhaps on purpose - Moriarty sent Moran to intercept Sherlock's pet so that he could play with Sherlock alone. Watson beats the ever loving crap out of Moran, then goes on to interrupt whatever plan Moriarty is concocting. BAMF!John

Methos brings in an older newer friend, of a sort. Implied Arthur/Merlin, hint of Arthur/Merlin/Gwen/Morgana, hint of Methos/Nimueh.

Sherlock comes home to 221B after faking his death. John and Lestrade had just been watching Dawn of the Dead, while drinking, so they think Sherlock is a zombie and keep trying to kill him. Again.