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No one has fucked up harder than this person
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Hello men- it’s shorts weather now so remember the old rhyme:
At or above the knee,
That’s what we like to see,
Lon…
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14 days ago
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A horror story for programmers:
It wasn't working when you left work last night. You came in this morning and it's…
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14 days ago
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the true power play is walking into your office with a la croix flavor that your office doesn't stock, so that peop…
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15 days ago
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who's ready to play the worst game show, take a spin and win some feels
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19 days ago
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What’s better than this: the wiggly Channel Islands label on google maps
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21 days ago
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Everyone deserves a job that doesn't leave them so depleted at the end of the day that their whole life just become…
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21 days ago
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Damn. They got me a SF uniform... 😱🙈
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22 days ago
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Oh. My. Sweet Great Pumpkin.
Alexea (who makes those awesome fabric pouches I carry around) made me a purse to matc…
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22 days ago
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How to become friends with someone on twitter:
-quietly stalk their twitter
-like and retweet their tweets occasion…
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23 days ago
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Make up your mind, weather!! Rain? Snow? Summer? WHAT EVEN
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27 days ago
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Some new hardware for the office
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27 days ago
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seems it's important to touch your toes, for optimal napping position
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4 weeks ago
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Tbh just saving this for when someone on the tl gets told
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4 weeks ago
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Schrodinger's impostor syndrome: Everyone is smarter than me and I know nothing AND everyone is gullable fools and…
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My 13 year old gave me attitude and put her hand in my face while I was talking to her so I licked her palm.

Guys,…
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4 weeks ago
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This prediction about the future of was on point.
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4 weeks ago
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You laugh but this was Strikethrough 07
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4 weeks ago
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"kanye i have school" is all of us.
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Learning to use grep, and awk well has paid off so many times. I was inspired to learn them after seeing ch…
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5 weeks ago
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trying to nail down a career path for myself is weird
17: start drawing mlp fanart and posting it online
19: make f…
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5 weeks ago
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status: spent the day watching increasingly cursed Life Hacks videos and now contain powerful knowledge beyond the…
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5 weeks ago
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ME: i just want to change one line of code, surely i can get this one tiny thing done before EOD

AN ENDLESS PILE O…
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5 weeks ago
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boys and men with mental illnesses,

having panic attacks does not make you less of a man

having depression does n…
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6 weeks ago
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There, now this meme is Twitter-friendly.
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6 weeks ago
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Oh wow, thank you internet.
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6 weeks ago
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“Newborns sleep 16hrs a day!”

“That’s awesome...I’ll get to sleep so much!”

Cc: utilization rates, batch size, tr…
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6 weeks ago
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This is why legacy infrastructure has an extremely long lifecycle. I’m 100% guilty of this too. (Both for measuring…
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6 weeks ago
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Translation: "We fixed 'the site.'

We don't know why 'the site' went down.

We have no intention of running a retr…
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6 weeks ago
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Sending this to every man who has the word "sarcasm" in his OK Cupid profile
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6 weeks ago
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RT : your personality, based on your 1:1 meeting names:

A and B: inoffensive but kinda basic
A 1:1 B: organized, bit up…
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6 weeks ago
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Every discussion with traditional Ops teams
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6 weeks ago
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Just thought y'all should know about lily moths, which are absolutely killing it in this season's crushed velvet tr…
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6 weeks ago
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while i have everyone's attention: i'd like to announce that hired me as the lead designer for their reb…
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6 weeks ago
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If you don't love me. At my
How do I get the. Then you dont
Text to look.…
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6 weeks ago
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Another CETMA cargo bike done! Yes, that color is real, it's called Kiwi Green.

Yo, CETMA is emerging from a crapp…
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7 weeks ago
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RT : I love every word in this tweet
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7 weeks ago
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y'all i randomly wrote an entire mini text adventure within a right-click menu this weekend and i really love how i…
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7 weeks ago
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When you cheerily shout “hello!” to the whole bus, instead of just saying “thank you” to the bus driver as the door…
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7 weeks ago
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I am engaging in a spring cleanout. So far about a third of the shit in my house is going to Goodwill, as I wander…
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7 weeks ago
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My fellow Jews, my Muslim siblings, it is time for us to set aside our differences and unite against the true scour…
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7 weeks ago
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RT : The toddler is super excited by bubbles.

In a previous life, I was a sysadmin.

I’m a big believer in automation…
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8 weeks ago
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My MEOWntaineer t-shirt design made it through round 1 of ’s Top Pun Tournament! Thanks to all that vo…
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8 weeks ago
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i'm going through archivepix to weed out the toxins and found these three that i wanted to share today with no delay
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8 weeks ago
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One trouble with GDC is that it's hard to recognize pple from a distance, because there are only about 10 game deve…
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8 weeks ago
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Good morning, walruses sometimes hook their teeth on the ice and relax
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9 weeks ago
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"You're a time traveller? Why don't you go to professor Hawking's party?"
"I'm a nobody. Why would he want to meet…
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10 weeks ago
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Finally getting around to actually reading "Attack of the Fifty Foot Blockchain" by David Gerard. As he was once a…
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11 weeks ago
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I'm not the only one who made this connection?
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11 weeks ago
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RT : Here’s a nice story: The other day my 3-year-old goddaughter didn’t want to go to nursery so she ran down the hall…
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11 weeks ago
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Cattle, Pets

Methodologies, Buzzwords

Speaking at Conferences, Doing Your Job

Your Resume, What’s Best for the C…
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12 weeks ago
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normal brain: pick up groceries at GO stations
galaxy brain: rezone GO parking lots for grocery stores and apartmen…
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12 weeks ago
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i cannot get over this picture
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The funniest thing I've ever seen on twitter is still that time someone was about 8 tweets into a thread and some d…
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12 weeks ago
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people always talk about putting your own oxygen mask on first, but an underrated piece of airline safety briefing…
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12 weeks ago
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boom new glasses! with blue filter to help with computer headaches. 🤓💙

(I haven't had plastic frames since kiddo w…
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12 weeks ago
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A thread on eating for the picket line. Good advice and also more evidence that my position on empanadas as the off…
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12 weeks ago
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The lady at the McDonald’s drivethru managed to call me honey, sweetie, baby, love, and sugar in our short transact…
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There’s a screen on the wall where you can follow a patient’s surgery progress like the pizza tracker on the Domino…
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12 weeks ago
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You know, when I said I wanted the real world to be more like Harry Potter I just meant the teleportation and the m…
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12 weeks ago
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