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“There is a final reason I think that Jesus says, ‘Love your enemies.’ It is this: that love has within it a redemp…
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This is actually how narcissists think.
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The great tried rolling out their fake 5G to the Chicagoland area today.

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I like how Luke basically borrowed an X-wing to go to Degobah.

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Hello, I’m a software developer. You may know me from my greatest hits such as “No, I can’t fix your printer”, “All…
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tips for beginner cooks: know your ratios!

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