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"A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion followers.

Anyway, we're never paying residuals."
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I am literally never allowed to release material under the name "SAINT PEPSI", as requested by the brand
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Tail. It’s what’s for dinner.
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Untitled (https://hmmdaily.com/2018/10/16/no-billionaires/)
"No one needs a billion dollars. No one deserves a billion dollars."
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The main problem (as I see it) with conservatism going off the rails like this is that Trump and McConnell and co a…
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Are you *fucking* kidding me. This unhinged spewing Fox News zombie said verbatim that I should be killed; I report…
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Remember when President Obama insulted women's looks, made up lies about murdered journalists, endorsed the most bi…
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Someone flew a drone at one of our softball fields last year and my teammates had to stop me from throwing at it. I…
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This is how we fix that bagel issue, people 🤗
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"Making room for a 10 dollar standing room only section" is Jeets aware how much Marlins tickets go for
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lowkey wasnt expecting you to foment violent revolution against the patriarchy’s oppression and advoca…
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time to take up arms against the patriarchy, ladies
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That was fast / Can we just make Simone Biles the head of USAG instead
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It is absolutely messed up that the Unicode Consortium is slow to add representation of many different types of peo…
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Hasn’t my team been through enough of a PR nightmare?😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
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I've seen a lot of posts along the lines of "They can redesign the bagel emoji but we can't get emojis for [margina…
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You really are going to make an appeal to the Proud Boys vote that Trump’s record on health care is unconscionable.
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Still bombing weddings after all these years
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Literally wrote checks he couldn't cash. For weeks. lulz
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(PS: I include myself in this; here is my own "My Solitary Love for Enlightened Is Virtuous and True" piece from ba…
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Laura, did you bring a new life into this broken world specifically so that you could put a bonnet on it? Nn-n...no?
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Enlightened is like that old saying about The Velvet Underground, except that everyone who loved Enlightened thinks…
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his favorite spokesperson of all time, hands down, is Crazy Eddie. completely controlled the dialogue, insisted he…
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By standard, Trump’s career should’ve ended long ago. She’s being sexist just like Trump “we don’t…
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UPDATE: is postponed until I finish the recording & mixing of the new album, because t…
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So embarrassing. Anytime you use the logic of "look at what we did in the past" to defend a current decision, it t…
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What's New with CC 2019
OUR LONG NATIONAL PHOTOSHOP NIGHTMARE IS OVER
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OUR LONG NATIONAL PHOTOSHOP NIGHTMARE IS OVER
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ronald reagan trump

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dementia
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FoxNews 2015: See as President Tansuit Disgraces The Oval Office With Selfie Stick, as Lady Liberty Weeps

FoxNews…
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Why did Lady Gaga wear this menswear-inspired look to the Elle Women in Film Awards last night? I transcribed her p…
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It is unfair to the writer herself, but very apparent, that the "she smoked on a car once, and wrote a packing list…
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(Not that I enjoy holocaust denial. It’s just that, for some regions, for a variety of reasons-both…
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the deficit/debt is at worst a cause of problems, not a problem. there are actual problems the press does not focus…
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Yah tho I’ve heard conflicting stuff about English translations/interpretations of his speeches. An…
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Like, I have friends who are very fond of him for his charisma and anti-imperialist stance(s), but I also have Iran…
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He's spending it on what he raised it for, no? Who is this jerk?
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It's rare when an album lives up to its legend, so I'm happy to report that Primal Scream's Give Out But Don't Give…
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my wife made this and I am losing my mind it’s so good
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"TIME TO SHUT DOWN THIS FRAUDULENT ACADEMIC PURSUIT OF [checks notes]... MEDICINE BECAUSE OF ITS FAKE RESEARCH"
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Untitled (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/14/business/sears-bankruptcy-filing-chapter-11.html)
it's amazing how many of these stories involve hedge funds stripping the acquired firm of all its valuable assets
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I lean against the wind.. pretend that I am weightless.. and in this moment I am happy ✨🎸
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Coming soon 2 your home! Congratulations, ! All are very proud!
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sometimes impossibly cool things happen... like photo booth pics from a broken photo booth, or doing a six week tou…
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One of the happiest moments of my life was eating oysters down the bar from him at Island Creek in Kenmore S…
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He has been ever since “I CAN TURN IT DOWN, I CAN TURN IT UP!”
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Was like I’m only clicking through to see the writer and then I saw that wrote it and I was like fine I’ll r…
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Could not be happier about this.
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Congratulations to Haley!!!
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RT : The biggest publisher on Facebook has just gone bust. What does that say for traditional news brands with higher pr…
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I am sorry to learn about ’s lawsuit and hope that he reconsiders this action. I am disappointed and di…
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It seems like eight hours ago but man was Andrew Cohen fantastic live solo acoustic in 's living ro…
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“As you watch your offspring and new in-law twirl around the dancefloor, you will reach for a glass of Champagne Lo…
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as a "plus one" for a friend last year* i enjoyed this quite a bit

*it shot in vegas!
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And plenty of meds, while vital and helpful, can have side effects that are tough to weather. I'm really hoping tha…
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Part of dealing with mental illness is coping with the brutal physicality of it. It's often exhausting and painful—…
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meredith grey has almost died like, 80 times and has had infinite family tragedies yet dating josh radnor is the wo…
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Lyrically, the song takes place in a dance club, where the female protagonist is letting the male patrons know that…
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Remember the screensavers with little toasters on them and the wings?
Those were the days.
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6 days ago
Untitled (https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21842-1999/)
Shout out to for a wonderful review of this album, which rules balls
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RT : This ongoing thread from is one of the best chronicles of this administration's specific weirdness and dysfu…
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i'm not picking on rucker but political reporters have this weird thing about calling every GOP elected with a puls…
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For all the attention from the far-right today that my mentions of ecosocialism have provoked, I so so believe what…
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sometime I wonder how it might be if a professional class made money off of tying to pass self-employment tax refor…
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Shazam
I used Shazam to discover My Life by Billy Joel.
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people really appreciate the familiar heartiness of breakfast, as well as the range of possibilities offered by lun…
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I want someone to go as "Camille Paglia claiming to be the Sontag of the 90s and Sontag, in response…
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these people are not only evil, they are huge fucking losers
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I said it earlier today but I think this is important: Even if you don't believe voting can change anything, vote J…
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