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Phil Coulson, Office Heartthrob
Every office has a 'cute guy from Marketing with a great ass' that everyone wants to sleep with. Among the junior agents at SHIELD, that person is Phil Coulson. Clint would find it hilarious, but he just wants people to stop throwing themselves at his boyfriend.
author:noelia_g  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:pg-13  type:slash  cat:humor  cat:fluff  words:5.000-10.000  #saved 
may 2015 by luthien82
In Wade We Trust (We Are So Screwed)
“Wade Wilson dropped by last night,” Clint explained, like it was any other Friday. “Brought pizza and beer.” There was a thoughtful silence through the phone and then:
“You had a pizza party with Deadpool.” Phil said and Clint slid down the couch onto his back. Yeah, that pretty much summed up the situation.

Or: the one where Clint does something nice for Wade, and Wade decides to never let him go.
author:dentalfloss  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:pg-13  type:slash  genre:au:canondivergence  cat:humor  cat:friendship  words:40.000-50.000  like:a+  #saved 
november 2014 by luthien82
I Never Shook My Shadow
Clint has thought about it, maybe more than is strictly healthy; sometimes he’d tell himself stories about what would happen if Phil just showed up one day, alive.

Or: the one where Clint meets Skye and Phil has been dosed with Truth Serum.
author:laurakaye  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:nc-17  type:slash  cat:humor  cat:smut  cat:romance  words:10.000-15.000  like:a++  #saved 
september 2014 by luthien82
Erro, Ergo Sum
If there is an indisputable fact about Phil Coulson, it is that he is ordinary. When all other truths like mortality, identity, humanity, and biology are under attack, this one cornerstone of reality is the ground he will stand and die on.

Phil Coulson is ordinary, damn it, and people do not fall in love with ordinary.
author:pagination  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:r  type:slash  cat:humor  cat:banter  words:5.000-10.000  #saved 
september 2014 by luthien82
The Coulson Uncertainty Principle
Seventy-two hours in the life of Phil Coulson. Road trips, fist fights, secret rooms, medical tape, teamwork, kissing, and the healing of Phil's broken heart.
author:hetrez  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:r  type:slash  genre:au:canondivergence  cat:action/adventure  cat:friendship  cat:romance  words:15.000-20.000  #saved 
february 2014 by luthien82
The Proposal
All Phil wants to do is propose to Clint in the most amazing, romantic way possible. How hard can that be, right?
author:saone  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:pg  type:slash  cat:romance  cat:fluff  words:2.000-5.000  #saved 
february 2014 by luthien82
The Best Bad Ideas
When Clint Barton put on the Captain America costume for a mission, he didn't count on Phil Coulson's reaction. Coulson didn't count on Clint crashing his new team to do something about it.

author:copperbadge  crossover  f:avengers  f:aos  p:clint/phil  rating:r  type:slash  cat:humor  cat:romance  words:15.000-20.000  like:a+  #saved 
december 2013 by luthien82
Second Time's the Charm
Phil decides it's high time he tries to make the best out of his second chance at life, but he probably should have remembered that nothing's ever easy when it comes to Clint Barton.
author:saone  crossover  f:avengers  f:aos  p:clint/phil  rating:pg-13  type:slash  cat:humor  cat:romance  words:5.000-10.000  #saved 
december 2013 by luthien82
When Clint and Coulson show up on moving-in day at the tower, Tony looks at the group of boxes they’re unloading from the truck, notices they all have the same handwriting, and asks, “Wait, are you two fucking?”

“Oh, god, Tony,” Pepper mutters.

“Married, actually,” Coulson replies. He’s in jeans and a t-shirt and running shoes, and Tony feels like maybe he’s in the Twilight Zone.
author:perpetualmotion  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:pg  type:slash  genre:outsider_pov  cat:humor  words:1.000-2.000  #saved 
november 2013 by luthien82
C2H5OH +1
Five times Steve drank alcohol like an adult, and one time he didn't.

Or five(ish) times Clint didn't drink, and one(ish) time he did.
author:casspeach  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:pg-13  type:slash  type:gen  cat:friendship  words:10.000-15.000  #saved 
august 2013 by luthien82
Hawkeye And Anklebiter
Clint wants to give his kid the world. Isobel's not complicated; she'll settle for a couple of superheroes and a train set.
author:copperbadge  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:pg-13  type:slash  genre:kidfic  cat:angst  cat:humor  words:10.000-15.000  #saved 
july 2013 by luthien82
As Sharp As Any Thorn
It’s four days to Christmas, there’s a city in shambles, and the nation is in mourning because of the actions of a single man.

// This must be Tony's biggest nightmare come true...
author:rurounihime  f:avengers  p:steve/tony  p:clint/phil  rating:nc-17  type:slash  cat:angst  words:40.000-50.000  #saved 
june 2013 by luthien82
They Say You Can't Put A Number On Love
“Look,” Stark says. “I ran a simulation: attributes you have shown most interest in versus likelihood of success. It turns out that there’s a sixty-five percent chance that your type is Director Fury.”
author:torakowalski  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:pg-13  type:slash  cat:humor  cat:romance  words:2.000-5.000  #saved 
june 2013 by luthien82
Be Prepared and Bring Extra Change
Clint's just trying to do his laundry (quietly and under the radar), when a man walks into the Laundromat... and heh. Isn't this how it always starts? Clint's still waiting for the punchline...
author:drabbleandstuff  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:pg  type:pre-slash  cat:general  words:2.000-5.000  #saved 
may 2013 by luthien82
Through the Glass
“Thoughts Coulson?” Fury asked, finger tapping idly on Barton’s file.

“He’s dangerous. He has trust issues that we may not be able to breach, he will not like working with others, he will lie to us about his motivations every chance he gets and, most likely, be successful every time.” Coulson’s gaze drifted back to the empty chair Barton had chosen earlier, boxed in the corner yet protected on as many sides as possible. “It won’t be easy, but if we can win his loyalty he has the potential to be the asset we’re looking for.”

Fury agreed, though neither of them would ever dream that they already had Barton’s loyalty, or that the price it cost was so steep.

Or: the one where Clint is forced to be loyal to SHIELD, otherwise known as the fic that ripped out my heart and stomped on it repeatedly.
author:dentalfloss  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:pg-13  type:pre-slash  genre:au:canondivergence  genre:angstangstangst  cat:angst  cat:general  words:60.000-75.000  #saved 
april 2013 by luthien82
like sick flowers need the sun
Clint hasn't felt this alone in a long time. Coulson's gone, SHIELD isn't a home anymore, and no one on his new team seems to like him. After a lifetime of being ignored, Clint's gotten good at demanding attention. He'll annoy and frustrate and piss everyone off until they notice him. To him, any attention—even the negative kind—is good attention.

This poses a problem when they all finally learn to just ignore him.
author:hoosierbitch  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:pg-13  type:slash  cat:angst  cat:romance  words:5.000-10.000  #saved 
december 2012 by luthien82
Like an Arrow Through a Flock of Doves
When he takes the rap for a crime committed by Barney and the Swordsman, Clint is charged as an adult at 17 and spends the next four years of his life without protection in prison. Enter one Neal Caffrey, who knows how to charm his way to whatever he wants or needs, and Clint's life gets a lot more interesting. Pretty much, the story of Clint in prison, Clint getting out, and Clint, like always, finding his way to SHIELD, and Phil.

// Oh my god, take the warnings seriously. Graphic Rape/Non-Con and violence over a long period of time while Clint's in prison. I cried my way through 1/3 of this story because it BROKE MY HEART.
author:arsenicjade  author:hoosierbitch  crossover  f:avengers  f:whitecollar  p:clint/phil  rating:nc-17  type:slash  genre:au  genre:angstangstangst  cat:angst  cat:hurt/comfort  words:60.000-75.000  #saved 
november 2012 by luthien82
Don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
"That little shit," Jasper snarls, throwing himself in the seat across from Phil in the mess hall, glasses slightly askew and eyes sporting that look Phil has come to associate with a certain specialist recently collected into SHIELD's fold.
author:sirona  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:r  type:slash  cat:angst  cat:romance  words:15.000-20.000  #saved 
october 2012 by luthien82
Tumblr Crushes
Phil uses the Internet as stress relief. So naturally, it turns on him and introduces romance into his life.

Or: the one where Phil has a tumblr account.
author:marchingjaybird  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:pg-13  type:slash  cat:humor  words:2.000-5.000  #saved 
august 2012 by luthien82
Won't You Please (Leave Your Mark On Me)
Clint really likes handcuffs; he’s just not sure how to tell Phil that. Which is a problem since they’ve been sleeping together for a few months now.
author:torakowalski  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:nc-17  type:slash  cat:romance  kink:d/s  kink:bdsm  words:15.000-20.000  #saved 
july 2012 by luthien82
gotta stop meeting like this (coffee shop's safer)
There are times when Phil Coulson believes that the phrase “fuck my life” was invented exclusively for him. Since joining the Avengers Initiative, those times have increased exponentially.

Or, the one where Phil's an Avenger and Clint nearly gets himself killed trying to get into his pants.
author:grydo2life  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:pg  type:slash  genre:au  cat:humor  words:1.000-2.000  #saved 
july 2012 by luthien82
Talk to Me
The first words Clint ever remembers Coulson saying to him are "talk to me."
author:laceymcbain  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:nc-17  type:slash  cat:romance  cat:humor  words:10.000-15.000  #saved 
june 2012 by luthien82
Written for this prompt on avengerkink: "Clint spends too many hours out with a field pack waiting for a target and falls sick. Coulson comes back to take care of him. Bonus if Clint slips in and out of delirium and babbles nonsense to Coulson."
author:arsenicjade  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:pg  type:slash  cat:hurt/comfort  cat:general  words:2.000-5.000  #saved 
june 2012 by luthien82
The one thing Coulson has never quite understood is where he gained the title of Supernanny.
author:ashinan  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  p:steve/tony  rating:pg  type:slash  cat:friendship  cat:fluff  words:5.000-10.000  #saved 
june 2012 by luthien82
Bicycle made for two
Pretending to be Phil Coulson's husband, when all you want in the world is not to have to pretend, is the single worst experience of Clint's life.
author:sirona  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:nc-17  type:slash  genre:marriagefic  cat:romance  cat:angst  words:5.000-10.000  #saved 
june 2012 by luthien82
But I Will Hold On Hope (And I Won't Let You Choke)
In which Clint is not the emotionally stunted one, plays pretty well with others, and Sitwell is a foul-mouthed matchmaker against his will.
author:perpetualmotion  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:pg-13  type:slash  cat:romance  cat:humor  words:10.000-15.000  like:a+  #saved 
june 2012 by luthien82
Wednesday Broken Ankle
Phil frowned at the phone on his desk, his neck craned at an uncomfortable angle to keep the handset pressed to his ear. “I’m not bringing you sushi, Clint.”

A day in the life of Phil Coulson.
author:eigengrau  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:pg  type:slash  cat:humor  cat:domestic  words:2.000-5.000  #saved 
june 2012 by luthien82
Tag me
It's the last class of the semester, and Phil Coulson has a special assignment for his students.
author:sirona  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:nc-17  type:slash  genre:au:college  cat:humor  cat:pwp  words:5.000-10.000  #saved 
june 2012 by luthien82
If at first you don't succeed (it could be a conspiracy)
"Coulson gets released from medical on Monday, and on Wednesday Clint is ready to fucking murder his new teammates."
In which Clint wants a quiet moment to confess his feelings and Avengers are fucking cockblockers.
author:noelia_g  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:pg-13  type:slash  cat:humor  cat:romance  words:5.000-10.000  #saved 
june 2012 by luthien82
Like Fine Print, Hard To Read
“Take your clothes off,” Phil orders and Clint’s stomach rolls over in a fun, squirmy way.

“All of them?” he asks, already dropping his hands to his belt.

Phil just looks at him. It’s his did I fucking stutter? look, which Clint secretly finds crazily hot.
author:torakowalski  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:nc-17  type:slash  cat:angst  cat:pwp  words:2.000-5.000  #saved 
june 2012 by luthien82
Five Ill-Conceived Valentine's Day Schemes and One Perfectly Romantic Gesture
“You know it's Valentine's Day, sir, right?”

“Yes, what's that got to do with—it's Stark, isn't it? It's always Stark.” Phil braced himself for the inevitable bad news. “What did he do this time?”

Phil Coulson hates Valentine's Day at S.H.I.E.L.D. - until he doesn't.
author:laceymcbain  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  rating:pg-13  type:slash  cat:humor  cat:romance  words:10.000-15.000  like:a++  #saved 
june 2012 by luthien82
One hears clearly only with the heart
Clint doesn’t need to hear the words to know what Steve is saying to him.

“What have you done?”

=> Clint loses his hearing.
author:kathierif_fic  rating:pg-13  type:slash  words:2.000-5.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:disability:deaf  cat:fluff  cat:general 
june 2012 by luthien82
Resting Rate
Sixteen days after the Avengers save New York City, Phil Coulson wakes up.
author:girlfromcarolina  rating:nc-17  type:slash  words:5.000-10.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:romance 
may 2012 by luthien82
Phil Coulson; Family Man
A change in the weather heralds some unexpected life changes for Phil and Clint.
author:coffeesuperhero  rating:pg  type:slash  genre:kidfic  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:romance  words:20.000-25.000  series:ongoing 
may 2012 by luthien82
Leaving Doubt to Fate
Clint doesn't have a functioning arm. Phil doesn't have a functioning body. They make it work.

Fix It Fic of a different kind.
author:sinope  rating:nc-17  type:slash  words:15.000-20.000  #saved  kink:masturbation  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  p:steve/tony  cat:angst  cat:fluff  cat:general  cat:romance 
may 2012 by luthien82
The Time to Find a Place to Land
By Phil’s count, this is his third attempt at bringing the Avengers together, although he will admit his participation in the second attempt was more symbolic than anything else. He hadn’t expected Stark to be the easiest sell, or Barton to be the most problematic, but things have changed since he’s been away. [Movie spoilers.]
author:black_eyedgirl  rating:nc-17  type:slash  words:20.000-25.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:angst  cat:humor  cat:romance 
may 2012 by luthien82
Phil Coulson's Case Files of the Toasterverse Series
Short stories from the Toasterverse, because the author gets panicky writing long form stories built around plot and has to finish something in order to function.

Phil has problems with these people. So does the Author.

Ongoing series, 12 parts so far.
author:scifigrl47  rating:pg-13  type:slash  like:a+  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  p:steve/tony  cat:humor  words:100.000-150.000  series:ongoing 
may 2012 by luthien82
As Far As I Ever Had To Go
After everything, Loki and the end of the world, there are still little guys who need putting in their places as much as the Chitauri ever did.
author:torakowalski  rating:pg  type:pre-slash  words:1.000-2.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:fluff  cat:general 
may 2012 by luthien82
I will ask you to open my door from your side
Phil's car is firetruck red, and she's his pride and joy. She deserves the very best of care, something Phil can't give her by himself -- he's the CFO of Stark Industries, not the experienced mechanic she needs. This is a project that needs outsourcing -- straight to Steve Rogers' garage and its preternaturally gifted restorer, Clint Barton.
author:sirona  author:ellievolia  pairing:other  rating:r  type:slash  type:het  genre:au  words:20.000-25.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:angst  cat:romance 
may 2012 by luthien82
Every afternoon at exactly 1:05 PM Agent Phil Coulson takes his mandatory forty five minute lunch break in the S.H.I.E.L.D. cafeteria. And every afternoon at exactly 1:06 PM various agents from all levels of clearance crowd around Coulson's table and wait for him to open the plain brown paper bag his lunch is stored in. Because every morning at 4:30 AM exactly, Clint Barton wakes up and groggily heads to the kitchen to make Agent Phil Coulson his lunch.
author:chase  rating:g  type:slash  words:1.000-2.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:fluff  cat:schmoop 
may 2012 by luthien82
Some People Just Collect Stamps
Phil Coulson wakes up in a hospital bed. Well, damn.

**Spoilers for the movie**
author:closer  rating:pg-13  type:slash  words:2.000-5.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:angst  cat:romance 
may 2012 by luthien82
couldn't find a home, so I made one myself
Clint is perhaps more of a birdbrain than people give him credit for. Phil loves him anyway.
author:grydo2life  rating:g  type:slash  words:1.000-2.000  like:a+  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:fluff  cat:schmoop 
may 2012 by luthien82
The Stark Guide™ to Mission Reports
With annotations by Clint Barton, and further annotations by Phil Coulson, and questions from Thor Odinson, for whom this was all written in the first place.
author:coffeesuperhero  author:sabinelagrande  rating:pg  type:slash  fanart  words:1.000-2.000  like:a+  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  p:steve/tony  cat:humor 
may 2012 by luthien82
half-Windsor; whole heart
Clint is bad at tying ties, but he's pretty good at being in love with Coulson.
author:coffeesuperhero  rating:pg-13  type:slash  words:2.000-5.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:angst 
may 2012 by luthien82
Run Program: DUM-E
Timestamp: 03·05·12_01·15
Trigger: Tony hasn't eaten in 12 hours.
Run Program: Feed(Tony).
Trigger: No food.
Run Program: Make(Toast).
Kitchen on fire.

// This is the geekiest story I have ever read! Loved it!
author:amuly  rating:pg-13  type:slash  genre:outsider_pov  words:10.000-15.000  like:a++  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  p:steve/tony  cat:humor 
may 2012 by luthien82
Sex Arrows Are Not A Thing
“The thing is,” Clint Barton says seriously, dangling in Thor’s grasp, “I’m Cupid.”

“You are Clint Barton,” says Thor. “And you shot me.”
author:chaletian  rating:g  type:slash  genre:crackfic  words:<1.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:humor 
april 2012 by luthien82
On Edge
Everything after the gas canister exploded is a blur of aimless terror and confusion until Phil showed up at the end and saved him. Kind of like Clint’s entire life.
author:cobweb_diamond  rating:g  type:slash  words:1.000-2.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:fluff  cat:general 
april 2012 by luthien82
still officially lost
“Barton has clearly imprinted on you,” Fury starts, and keeps talking right over Phil’s knee-jerk, horrified, “He has not,” to seal Phil’s doom by saying, “so I’ve decided that you’re going to take primary responsibility for him from now on.”

“Oh, god,” Phil says, faintly, before he can stop himself.


Otherwise known as, SHIELD: The Early Years.
author:pollyrepeat  rating:pg-13  type:gen  words:10.000-15.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:friendship  cat:humor 
april 2012 by luthien82
AU porn where Clint is a well-adjusted sex worker, but Phil has been in the field for years with no mouthy, loyal sniper to watch his back. It shows.
author:gqgqqt  rating:nc-17  type:slash  genre:au:hooker  words:5.000-10.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:angst  cat:smut 
april 2012 by luthien82
Curiosity killed the cat (but not Tony Stark)
Series in which Clint and Tony (and Coulson) seem to have heart to hearts at the oddest times. Or: the one(s) where Tony and Clint land their asses in the infirmary together.
author:hope_calaris  rating:pg  type:slash  words:5.000-10.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  p:steve/tony  cat:fluff  cat:general  cat:humor  series:ongoing 
april 2012 by luthien82
By the Book
Coulson figures it out through standard procedure (rumor mill to threatening junior agents to that required weird conversation with one’s boss).
author:perpetualmotion  rating:pg-13  type:slash  words:2.000-5.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:humor  cat:romance 
april 2012 by luthien82
thought we were obvious (but nobody knew)
“Does Director Fury know about this?”
“I would hope so,” Coulson intones, “considering the fact that he’s the one who officiated it.”

Or, 5 times the Avengers should have realized Clint and Coulson were married, and the 1 time they finally did.
author:grydo2life  rating:pg-13  type:slash  words:2.000-5.000  #saved  genre:marriagefic  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:humor  cat:romance 
april 2012 by luthien82
And There Are No Words For That
If this is what the middle of the night is usually like, Clint is prepared to visit it way more often.
author:torakowalski  rating:r  type:slash  words:1.000-2.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:fluff  cat:smut 
april 2012 by luthien82
Can you hear when I say
A Corgi!Clint story inspired by "And I'll cross oceans like never before" but does not take place in that continuity.

In which Clint's puppy instincts take over and he almost gets hit by a car.
author:devildoll  rating:g  type:pre-slash  words:2.000-5.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:fluff  cat:general 
april 2012 by luthien82
10, 9, 8, car
Clint was pretty sure he'd seen this movie. Like a lot of things since he'd joined the Avengers, it had been a lot funnier when it wasn't his life.
author:pollyrepeat  rating:r  type:slash  words:5.000-10.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:angst 
april 2012 by luthien82
"Don't go into the water" is pretty good advice.
... That is, if the shark can't come out of the water.
author:sidneysussex  rating:pg-13  type:pre-slash  genre:crackfic  words:5.000-10.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil 
march 2012 by luthien82
and i can only hope you've got it aimed at me
"Their secret is no longer a secret between two people. This is a remarkable group of people, with a weird definition of loyalty, and they can appreciate anything that keeps Coulson from melting down and Barton from becoming bored enough to fuck with them all. That’s not to say that, sometimes, Coulson doesn’t shout at them because the rec room is not an appropriate venue for arm-wrestling between Thor and the Hulk or that Barton doesn’t piss himself laughing because he got the drop on Rogers but no family is perfect."
author:lanyon  rating:r  type:slash  words:2.000-5.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:fluff  cat:humor 
march 2012 by luthien82
It all starts in November 1997, under the dim lights of a run-down dive in Kraków.
author:gqgqqt  rating:pg-13  type:gen  words:5.000-10.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:friendship 
march 2012 by luthien82
Workplace Hazards
Wherein Coulson and Natasha are temporarily turned into cats, and Pepper and Clint wonder where exactly their lives went wrong.
author:gqgqqt  rating:pg-13  type:slash  words:2.000-5.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:humor 
march 2012 by luthien82
On the first day of Junior year, a pencil got stuck in the cafeteria ceiling and Phil Coulson developed a deep and abiding love for geometry.
author:gqgqqt  rating:pg-13  type:gen  words:2.000-5.000  #saved  genre:au:highschool  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:friendship 
march 2012 by luthien82
I Trust You to Kill Me
Most people find Specialist Barton so annoying as to be impossible to work with. He's been bounced off so many black ops teams it's probably a record.

Agent Coulson is made of sterner stuff.
author:ghostrunner  rating:nc-17  type:slash  words:5.000-10.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:humor 
march 2012 by luthien82
Easy to Blur
The threat had been contained. The alien-of-the-week had been taken down, and there were zero casualties. Everything had gone rather smoothly, if Phil did say so himself.

Save the part where he apparently had inadvertently gotten tagged by the alien’s heat gun.

And by heat, they didn’t just mean temperature.
author:foxxcub  rating:nc-17  type:slash  words:2.000-5.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:humor  cat:pwp  cat:smut 
march 2012 by luthien82
Now We've Learned To Kiss The Sky
“I’m going to ask you something,” Phil says and then pauses and doesn’t ask Clint anything at all.

“Yeah?” Clint asks, leaning forward and resting his elbows on the table. “Is it kinky?” It isn’t, obviously; Phil never has a problem suggesting anything when it comes to sex.

Phil shakes his head. He looks up, catching and holding Clint’s eyes. Clint doesn’t make any more smartass comments. “Marry me?” Phil asks.
author:torakowalski  rating:nc-17  type:slash  genre:marriagefic  words:10.000-15.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:humor  cat:romance 
march 2012 by luthien82
Launch Your Assault
Companion Fic to "Bulletproof".

Phil Coulson was more than halfway through his six year plan, and everything was chugging along nicely.

Unfortunately, he hadn’t foreseen a cocky junior Art major waltzing into his life, or his floor.
author:foxxcub  rating:nc-17  type:slash  words:30.000-40.000  like:a+  #saved  genre:au:college  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:humor  cat:romance 
march 2012 by luthien82
And I'll cross oceans like never before
'Oh, hell no,' he thinks, looking down at his hands only to be met with furry paws instead of the fingers he expects.

--Or the one where Loki turns Clint into a puppy, and his new condition allows him to gain some startling insights into their resident babysitter agent.
author:sirona  rating:nc-17  type:slash  words:15.000-20.000  like:a+  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:humor  cat:romance 
march 2012 by luthien82
A little bit of your taste (in my mouth)
Coffee Shop AU. In which Clint owns the coffee shop that makes the best damn coffee Phil has ever tasted, and things only go downhill from there.
author:ellievolia  author:sirona  rating:nc-17  type:slash  words:20.000-25.000  #saved  genre:au:coffeeshop  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:romance 
march 2012 by luthien82
A Matter of Proportions
Clint somehow finds himself fascinated by Phil Coulson's sartorial choices. He refuses to admit that he's kind of maybe been thinking about it a little too much.
author:sirona  rating:nc-17  type:slash  words:5.000-10.000  like:a+  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:humor  cat:smut 
march 2012 by luthien82
Phil Coulson is miserable, distrusted by most of SHIELD, and still doesn't remember why.

It's only going to get worse before it gets better.
author:gqgqqt  rating:pg-13  type:slash  words:60.000-75.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:action/adventure  cat:angst 
march 2012 by luthien82
Only his ring finger knows
In which the Avengers take advantage of some unexpected downtime around Tony's pool and several of Clint's tattoos are discussed. Including the one just over his heart...
author:sirona  rating:g  type:slash  words:1.000-2.000  like:a+  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:fluff  cat:romance 
february 2012 by luthien82
I’ve got your words in me
Clint doesn’t fuck up assignments very often. This time, he’s pretty glad he did.
author:eleanor_lavish  rating:r  type:slash  words:5.000-10.000  #saved  f:avengers  p:clint/phil  cat:humor  cat:smut 
february 2012 by luthien82
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