leahbeex + pretend.relationship   62

you've got me feeling emotions (deeper than i've ever dreamed of) by wardo_wedidit
31,131 words | “Um,” he tries, suddenly concentrating very hard on his shoelaces. “I have what is probably a very, very stupid idea. What if… I pretended to be your boyfriend?”

Or: David thinks he's come up with the perfect mutually beneficial arrangement with Patrick, but it isn't long before things start to get complicated.
david/patrick  rating.nc17  30-50k  alternate.universe  au-canon  pretend.relationship  hurt/comfort  pining  bed.sharing 
21 days ago by leahbeex
the fundamental things apply by Butterfly
1,144 words | "Eliot took Quentin by the elbow, smiled his brightest and most fake smile at some cousin or other that Quentin had pointed out a minute ago. No one in the room looked very much like Q, though Eliot could spot a few similar features here and there. His mother's family, he'd said, numerous and loud and, from how Q had said it, too intimidating for Quentin to want to face alone."
quentin/eliot  rating.pg  00-05k  pretend.relationship  tm:post-s4  alternate.universe  au-canon 
6 weeks ago by leahbeex
to help and to hold by impossibletruths
7,044 words | Eliot needs a date. Quentin’s a good friend. Like, a really good friend. Like–– what’s the step that comes after really good friend who goes on fake dates with the guy who flirts with you around the clock and really kind of only opens up to two people and one of them is his platonic soulmate and the other is you? Quentin’s that sort of friend.
quentin/eliot  rating.pg13  05-10k  alternate.universe  au-canon  tm:brakebills-au  pretend.relationship  marriage-weddings 
6 weeks ago by leahbeex
give a little time to me by CivilWhere, coldwaughtersq
4,622 words | It struck Quentin, suddenly, that this — giving his father the lie that his son was in love and was loved — was one of the kindest things anyone had ever done for him.

Or: The one where Eliot is an excellent fake boyfriend.
quentin/eliot  rating.pg13  00-05k  alternate.universe  tm:brakebills-au  pretend.relationship  family-parents  warning:cancer  fluff 
6 weeks ago by leahbeex
Change in Crowns by derekstilinski
11,601 words | Arthur has traveled to sign a treaty of friendship with other kingdoms, when he realizes they've intended to set him up to marry as well. He doesn't want to marry for the sake of marrying, so he pulls a clumsy, crowned Merlin in with false talk that they married quietly.

Arthur's true in saying he wants to marry for love, because he chooses Merlin for more than one reason.
merlin/arthur  rating.r  10-20k  alternate.universe  au-canon  pretend.relationship  pining  magic-reveal 
july 2019 by leahbeex
No Matter How Far Away You Roam by lady_ragnell
11,537 words | “I was wondering if you might come home with me.” Merlin stops mid-rant and stares at him, and then down at his panini again, and back at Arthur. This is a panini of lies and pain. He can tell already.

“For Christmas? I’ve got an uncle and a mother and a sister waiting for me at home, in case you hadn’t remembered, I’m not going home with you just because you’re a workaholic.”

“No, it’s. My mum might be under the impression that we’re a little bit married.”

In which Me...
merlin/arthur  rating.nc17  10-20k  alternate.universe  au-modern  holiday:christmas  fluff  pretend.relationship  family-parents 
july 2019 by leahbeex
when all you wanted was to be wanted by IsleofSolitude
6,050 words | Quentin gets an invite to his ten year class reunion. Being who he is, he panics.

Eliot happens to know how to help his friend.

[Post-S3, no monster, no consequences, etc AU.]
quentin/eliot  rating.pg13  05-10k  alternate.universe  au-canon  tm:post-s3  pretend.relationship 
june 2019 by leahbeex
Brakebills Prep Summer Camp by margosfairyeye (Skittery)
5,395 words | “You know how—um—tonight is the final formal?” Eliot nods. “Well, um, the guys have been giving me a lot of crap about not having anyone to go with, and about not dating anyone at all period this entire summer, like not even a single kiss or anything and...and I heard you’re not going with anyone in particular, and—um—I was wondering if you’d be willing to go with me and pretend to be with me? Like pretend we’re together, just so everyone shuts the fuck up?”

— —
Quentin asks Eliot...
quentin/eliot  rating.pg13  00-05k  alternate.universe  au-modern  summer.camp  pretend.relationship  misunderstandings 
june 2019 by leahbeex
to be unbroken or be brave again. by milominderbinder
14,135 words | In December, Eliot Waugh goes through a terrible break-up and denounces the entire concept of love. In January, Quentin Coldwater finds out his dad is sick, and becomes determined to help out with money. In February, Josh Hoberman asks Margo Hanson out on a date, and she says no. But she doesn't just say no. She says no because she's worried about her best friend: she's not going to date anyone until Eliot starts dating again, too.

To Josh, the solution seems clear. Pay Quentin, ...
quentin/eliot  rating.pg13  10-20k  alternate.universe  au-canon  tm:brakebills-au  pretend.relationship  bed.sharing  matchmaking  family-parents 
june 2019 by leahbeex
no matter how they toss the dice by wearealltalesintheend
6,800 words | “You don’t?” Eliot asks, sounding a little off, hoarse, and Quentin passes him his water bottle, shrugging when Eliot looks uncomprehendingly down at it. “What– okay,” He clears his throat, starts again. “So you’re over your ex, that’s good. I’m sure your father will understand.”

“Yeah, I mean– yeah, he’ll get it, but he’ll worry,” Quentin runs a hand through his hair, huffing, “he’ll worry, and he’ll start asking questions and wondering– El, what if he wants to visit? He can’t co...
quentin/eliot  rating.pg13  05-10k  alternate.universe  au-canon  pretend.relationship  holiday:thanksgiving 
june 2019 by leahbeex
The Future Looks Good by wordsinpaper
4,073 words | “No way.”

“What do you mean, no way? I already sent a message to the family group chat saying you’re coming.”


“They weren’t taking me seriously. I had to bring someone they could actually see and touch and breathe in so they believe I have a real boyfriend and not just a random blow up doll I use to pretend there’s someone else in the house with me.”

Quentin stutters for a second, struggling to choose which part of all of that to unpack first.
quentin/eliot  rating.pg13  00-05k  pretend.relationship 
june 2019 by leahbeex
This Simple Feeling by Anonymous
17,380 words | When are two good friends not good friends? Sounds like the setup for a brilliant joke, right? Except when the joke mirrors real life. Tony and Steve are just very good friends. So why is it everyone thinks they're dating?
steve/tony  rating.pg13  10-20k  fluff  pretend.relationship  aliens  bed.sharing  pining 
january 2019 by leahbeex
Love Drunk by olympvs
6,634 words | Tony gets hit with a magical spell that makes him act drunk. What follows is not quite what Steve imagined.


“This is ridiculous,” Steve said, hand coming up to tug at his collar before thinking better of it and letting it fall to his side.

Tony looked sidelong at Steve, tilting his head in Steve’s direction. “Oh come on,” he said, tone amused but eyes tight. “You should be enjoying this. After all, it’s a party in honor of your loving relationship.”
steve/tony  rating.pg  05-10k  pretend.relationship  fluff  magic 
august 2018 by leahbeex
The Trial Run by Annie D (scaramouche)
13,879 words | Tony and Steve pretend to date, and enjoy it far more than they should.

|| I love a good fake/pretend relationship fic, complete with "oops I have feelings!" and letting characters just talk, hang out, and bond.
steve/tony  rating.pg13  10-20k  pretend.relationship  mcu:post-catws  awesome  fluff 
august 2018 by leahbeex
The Opposite of a Problem by Sineala
2,490 words | "I promise to love, honor, and probably not obey you, and, uh, take you as my totally-unlawfully-wedded husband, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, until death do us part, or for at least the next seventy-two hours."

(Or: Tony and Steve get fake-married for the sake of the mission.)
steve/tony  rating.pg13  00-05k  pretend.relationship  pining  bed.sharing 
july 2018 by leahbeex
Something Smart to Do by kianspo
21,322 words | In which Jim finds himself fake-married to his first officer every other month. It's not his fault. Mostly. Dowries and Klingons are involved. Starfleet is decidedly not amused.
kirk/spock  rating.r  20-30k  au-canon  pretend.relationship  accidental-marriage  tattoos 
may 2018 by leahbeex
for you are my fate by Lymans
34,981 words | Amy has had a lot of great ideas in her lifetime. Telling her cousin she's dating Jake Peralta and he'll definitely be attending her destination wedding is not one of them.

Aka the one where Amy and Jake pretend to date while pretending they're not really madly in love with each other.
jake/amy  rating.pg13  30-50k  pretend.relationship  fluff  marriage-weddings  *favorites 
may 2018 by leahbeex
Think Once, Think Twice by Fahye
47,357 words | "First one to cry annulment covers the other's weekends for six months," Jake says instantly.

(or, the one where amy santiago falls in love with and gets drunk vegas married to jake peralta, not necessarily in that order)
jake/amy  rating.r  30-50k  woke.up.married  pretend.relationship  *favorites 
may 2018 by leahbeex
Glass Houses by evenhisfacewasanalias
41,969 words | Chloe and Lucifer have to go undercover as a married couple in a model community to solve the murder of an heiress, and they grow closer in the process. Begins sometime after Lucifer starts to admit his feelings for Chloe, but before she can admit any feelings towards him. Lots of fluff and a fair amount of smut coming up, because I think we all need a break from bad things happening in this show and in the real world.
chloe/lucifer  rating.r  30-50k  undercover  pretend.relationship  awesome 
october 2017 by leahbeex
you've desired things that cannot be by wollfgang
6,182 words | Chloe needs a date for the stupid high school reunion she doesn't even want to go to. It's a good thing she knows a handsome devil with a penchant for doing favors. She just hopes she hasn't taken on more than she can handle.
chloe/lucifer  rating.pg13  05-10k  pretend.relationship  bi-chloe  school-reunions 
september 2017 by leahbeex
Take Me Out to Dinner Like You Did Last Week by Chash
3,670 words | Bellamy knows that people assume he and Clarke are dating. It happens all the time. He's used to it.

What he's not expecting is, first, to see her at the gaming store where Miller is running his new D&D game, and, second, to have everyone in there think he's dating her. Because she told them.
bellamy/clarke  rating.pg13  00-05k  alternate.universe  au-modern  pretend.relationship 
june 2017 by leahbeex
I Never Finish Phrases, I Misspell by Chash
10,924 words | Clarke has never spoken to the cute vet who works at the animal hospital around the corner, but when she finds a stray puppy, that's obviously her first stop. It gets kind of out of hand from there.
bellamy/clarke  rating.pg13  10-20k  alternate.universe  au-modern  pretend.relationship  animals-pets 
june 2017 by leahbeex
Just Make It Easy (Go on and Give All You Got) by marauders_groupie
6,604 words | The first thing you need to know about Bellamy Blake is that he's in love with his best friend, Clarke Griffin. The second thing is that he can't stop himself from doing anything to make her happy. Even if that means posing as her boyfriend at her ex-girlfriend's wedding.

He should have known better.


Bellarke fake dating AU. You've been warned.
bellamy/clarke  rating.pg13  05-10k  alternate.universe  au-modern  pretend.relationship  fluff 
june 2017 by leahbeex
"finally kiss the bloody idiot" by Salambo06
29,812 words | Inspired by a fic idea on tumblr : "John and Sherlock know the Yard has a pool going for when they’re finally going to get together. It’s been running forever, and it’s worth thousands of pounds. It’s all fun and games, hahaha, until they find out Lestrade is in dire financial straits (dog needs emergency surgery, he’s putting his kid through gymnastics training, I don’t know, something), and they decide to fake a relationship to win the pool for him. Sherlock figures out the day and way that Lestrade thinks it’s going to happen, and they act it out. It’s all for a good cause, fake relationship style, until it’s not."
john/sherlock  rating.nc17  20-30k  pretend.relationship  pining  misunderstandings  awesome 
december 2016 by leahbeex
Giveaway Fic #1 - Fake Relationship/Unilock by ConsultingPurplePants
2,032 words | Sherlock continues to shuffle his feet; he seems to be doing his absolute best not to meet John’s eyes. “It’s just that— Mycroft will be bringing his girlfriend—,” he wrinkles his nose, “So if I were to also bring someone, my mother would likely assume—.”

“That we’re dating?” John finishes for him. “So… you’re gay? Which is fine, by the way!”

Sherlock looks uncomfortable. “I know it’s fine.”
john/sherlock  rating.pg  00-05k  fluff  alternate.universe  college  pretend.relationship  family-parents 
december 2016 by leahbeex
Classified(s) by blueink3
36,153 words | Clara's American father is the ambassador to some such territory that Great Britain probably used to own, but she (and Harry’s undying love for her) is the reason John is getting on a flight at 12:30pm, flying across the second largest ocean in the world, and pretending to be in a perfectly happy, healthy relationship with an undoubtedly perfectly coiffed stranger.

See, Clara is not only American (and wealthy to boot), she's also best friends with John’s ex-fiancee. Whom she's placed in the wedding party. As Maid of Honor.

And John just happens to be Best Man.

Bloody brilliant.
john/sherlock  rating.nc17  30-50k  alternate.universe  crossover-fusion  pretend.relationship  hurt/comfort  possessive-jealousy  pining  marriage-weddings 
december 2016 by leahbeex
Thirteen Months and Three Weeks by zoetrope13
7,000 words | After Spock's bond with her betrothed, Stonn, is broken when he dies on Vulcan she makes a new arrangement to be bonded with another Vulcan male. This falls through when T'Pring, her old friend who always wants what Spock has seduces him away from her. To avoid shame and to expose T'Pring as illogical and petty Spock and Kirk pretend to be engaged to be bonded. This is complicated by the fact that ever since she met her Kirk is the one person Spock truly wants to be bonded with.
kirk/spock  rating.r  05-10k  genderswap.sexswap  pretend.relationship  possessive-jealousy  bonding-mates 
october 2016 by leahbeex
In Which Harry is Magnetic North and Draco Is An Idiot by bryoneybrynn
13,742 words | For as long as he can remember, Draco’s been bringing fake dates to his family’s annual Yuletide celebration in order to evade his mother’s matchmaking. This year, Potter’s posing as his pretend boyfriend. But as the party gets underway, it gets unclear who’s playing who, who’s pretending what, who’s not pretending at all, and what the game really is. Confused? Yeah, so is Draco…
harry/draco  rating.pg13  10-20k  pretend.relationship  holiday:christmas 
september 2016 by leahbeex
Of Convenience by Annenburg
34,494 words | Kirk needs to get married for political reasons. Spock offers himself as the logical choice.
kirk/spock  rating.nc17  30-50k  pretend.relationship  hurt/comfort  arranged.marriage  pining  mpreg  st:pon.farr  warning:miscarriage  warning:attempted.rape/noncon  bonding-mates 
august 2016 by leahbeex
I can't pretend by Salambo06
7,496 words | They had arrived more than a hour ago, and the moment they had walked inside the hotel reception, John had understood why Sherlock hadn’t wanted to come. Two men, posh suits and expensive watches on their wrists, had come to greet them with sharp remarks and badly hidden mockery, and John had seen red. Sherlock hadn’t said anything, mostly ignoring the two men entirely, and without thinking twice about it, John had slid an arm around Sherlock’s waist and introduced himself as his husband.
john/sherlock  rating.nc17  05-10k  pretend.relationship  bed.sharing  misunderstandings  jealousy-possessiveness 
august 2016 by leahbeex
I can't pretend by Salambo06
7,496 words | They had arrived more than a hour ago, and the moment they had walked inside the hotel reception, John had understood why Sherlock hadn’t wanted to come. Two men, posh suits and expensive watches on their wrists, had come to greet them with sharp remarks and badly hidden mockery, and John had seen red. Sherlock hadn’t said anything, mostly ignoring the two men entirely, and without thinking twice about it, John had slid an arm around Sherlock’s waist and introduced himself as his husband.
john/sherlock  rating.nc17  05-10k  pretend.relationship  misunderstandings  possessive-jealousy  cuddling-snuggling-bedsharing 
june 2016 by leahbeex
A Little Bit Country, a Little Bit Rock 'n' Roll by jukzi
13,540 words | It’s still dark out when her mother throws open the sliding doors to the bedroom and says, “Clarke, wake up. We have a situation."

Clarke sits up and rubs her eyes. “What is it?”

Her mother shoves an iPad at her, and it’s open to People Magazine’s website. The headline is “Clarke Griffin and Bellamy Blake’s Texas Tryst: New Couple Alert?”

“Oh God,” Clarke groans.


Or, Bellamy's a rock star, Clarke's the princess of country music, and they make sweet, sweet music together.
bellamy/clarke  rating.pg13  10-20k  alternate.universe  au-modern  musicians  celebrities-fame  pretend.relationship 
march 2016 by leahbeex
(You Might Find) You Get What You Need by Chash
20,210 words | Clarke needs a date to her ex's sister's wedding, and she's at the point of hiring someone off the internet when Octavia points out that her brother is always looking for money. So Clarke takes him instead.
bellamy/clarke  rating.r  20-30k  alternate.universe  au-modern  pretend.relationship  marriage-weddings 
february 2016 by leahbeex
Even If We're Just Dancing in the Dark by tacosandflowers
22,590 words | Clarke needs help dealing with a creepy guy who's commissioned some paintings, and her best friend Bellamy ends up being the perfect fake boyfriend for the situation. But what happens when real feelings get involved?
bellamy/clarke  rating.nc17  20-30k  alternate.universe  au-modern  pretend.relationship  teachers-education  art-artists 
january 2016 by leahbeex
i'm not asking much of you by neoterick
46,173 words | When Clarke gets invited to her ex's wedding- her CHEATING ex's wedding- she knows she can't go alone. She's not dating anyone, so she has to find a boyfriend, real or fake, fast. Luckily, Octavia knows just the guy.

|| Super cute, and full of pretend relationship goodness.
bellamy/clarke  rating.pg13  30-50k  alternate.universe  au-modern  pretend.relationship  marriage-weddings  *favorites 
january 2016 by leahbeex
the reason you ruminate the shadowy past by Mizzy
20,846 words | So, Captain America effectively manages to cockblock Tony for a year.

It's not Steve's fault. Well, actually, it is. But he was just proving a point - that if a superhero is gay, how can it be wrong? Steve just picked the wrong superhero to make the point with. Now America will think they're dating - and Tony's not going to be the guy to break Captain America's heart.

There's only one way out. To save face, Steve and Tony have to become fake boyfriends. Steve thinks the "boyfriends" bit will be the hardest to act... but maybe it's the "fake" part that will be the hardest act of all...
steve/tony  rating.pg13  20-30k  fluff  pretend.relationship 
may 2015 by leahbeex
Going Once, Going Twice... by prettysailorsoldier
15,904 words | Sherlock had every intention of showing up at the annual Christmas Eve party with a well-orchestrated sob story of why that boyfriend he mentioned a few months ago hadn't been able to make it, but all that changes when he winds up at a charity bachelor auction, Irene snagging him the hottest one of the bunch: a former army doctor named John Watson. It seems simple enough on the surface--get in, lie constantly, get out--but a chance encounter from over a decade earlier threatens to ruin the entire operation, and the freak snowstorm isn't helping matters either.
john/sherlock  rating.pg13  10-20k  alternate.universe  au-canon  pretend.relationship  holiday:christmas 
march 2015 by leahbeex
Till Death Do Us Part by prettysailorsoldier
15,390 words | When Sherlock links a recent spree of murder-suicides to a psychologist who specializes in marriage counseling, there's really only one thing to do: Go undercover as a couple in hopes of drawing the killer out. Faking a relationship seems easy enough, but things take a turn when their real issues start to creep into the sessions, and, all the while, a killer is watching, waiting in the shadows for their chance to strike.
john/sherlock  rating.r  10-20k  pretend.relationship  case-fic  holiday:christmas  undercover  awesome 
january 2015 by leahbeex
The Pretence of an Unacknowledged Truth by stickleworting
28,130 words | He’s decided to just be himself, cliché as it sounds. The lie about being Sherlock’s mate will be difficult enough to keep up, he’s not going to think up more of a charade regarding himself on top of that.

If he uses the wrong fork at dinner, fine. If someone calls him on it, he’ll just stab them with it. Job done.
john/sherlock  rating.nc17  20-30k  alternate.universe  alpha-omega-verse  pretend.relationship 
october 2014 by leahbeex
The Troubles Of Marriage Counselling by starjenni
~2,500 words | Sherlock and John go to marriage counseling. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures.

|| Short and sweet. But no kissing or love confessions? Just a "you're distracting" comment that hints towards romance but, idk.
john/sherlock  rating.pg13  00-05k  pretend.relationship 
october 2014 by leahbeex
There's Not A Place On Earth I'd Rather Be Than Here by EverdeenFrayPotter
6,179 words | Sherlock and John go undercover as a couple to a ball, to provide suitable evidence to convict a killer. There's dancing, and kissing, and something about a murder.
john/sherlock  rating.pg13  05-10k  case-fic  pretend.relationship 
october 2014 by leahbeex
Rainbow Hearts Retreat by PajamaSecrets
11,638 words | "It's a same-sex couples retreat. For those experiencing troubles in their relationship. Consists of group and couples therapy as well as encouraging socialization between the couples. It's all in their incredibly dull brochure."

"Rainbow Hearts Retreat," John read. "Sounds… quite gay."
john/sherlock  rating.nc17  10-20k  pretend.relationship  bed.sharing  case-fic  undercover 
october 2014 by leahbeex
The Newlywed Game: Johnlock Edition by patternofdefiance
9,020 words | What it says on the tin: John and Sherlock pretend to be married in order to be contestants in a Newlywed Game.

Of course it's for a case.

Of course it doesn't stay that way.

|| Ahhhh this was so cute and lovely.
john/sherlock  rating.nc17  05-10k  pretend.relationship  *favorites 
october 2014 by leahbeex
only fools rush in by decideophobia
13,592 words | Is it an imaginary date?

No. I met him in a coffee shop.


This morning. It was love on first sight.
derek/stiles  rating.pg13  10-20k  alternate.universe  hales.are.alive  pretend.relationship  au-all.human 
august 2014 by leahbeex
Freehand Drawings of Lon Chaney by daleked, ordinaryink
5,025 words | Coffee Shop AU. Allison Argent, barista, meets Lydia Martin on her very first day when she pretends to be Lydia's girlfriend to chase away an unwanted patron. Charmed by this act, Lydia begins visiting Allison during her shifts and their relationship blossoms into something very much real.
allison/lydia  rating.pg  05-10k  alternate.universe  coffee.shop  pretend.relationship 
june 2014 by leahbeex
This Doesn't Feel Like Falling by Dark3Star
146,421 words | When he fell from St. Barts, Sherlock knew he loved John Watson. John couldn't love him back (or so he thinks). Now that he's back from the dead things are back to normal... sort of. When a serial killer targets increasingly high profile gay couples Sherlock is on the case. With a, possibly ill-advised, plan Sherlock and John go undercover as a couple to uncover the truth.
john/sherlock  rating.nc17  100k+  case-fic  pretend.relationship  first.time  firstkiss  marriage  awesome  bdsm 
march 2014 by leahbeex
Relationship Status: It's complicated by kellifer_fic
4,010 words | Okay, I know this is a huge stretch for you, but can you please pretend you're like, into me?

|| Super cute!
derek/stiles  00-05k  rating.r  pretend.relationship  possessive-jealousy  fluff  via:jerakeen 
march 2014 by leahbeex
Hitting the Water at Sixty Miles an Hour by what_alchemy
30,568 words | “You love your mother, Sherlock?”

John watched the muscles in Sherlock’s jaw jump. He nodded in one sharp jerk.

“Then we’re going to her party and making her happy.” John let out a resigned sigh. “As a ruddy couple, you bastard.”
john/sherlock  rating.nc17  30-50k  pretend.relationship  road.trip  family-parents 
february 2014 by leahbeex
The Norwood Love Builders by flawedamythyst
47,798 words | Sherlock and John go undercover to solve the murder of Joanna Oldacre, but things are complicated by the many feelings John has been repressing in the wake of Sherlock's faked death and return.
john/sherlock  rating.pg13  30-50k  pretend.relationship  post-reichenbach  *favorites 
january 2014 by leahbeex
A Silver Sixpence by doodle_writes
16,400 words | John, we need to get married.

|| Adorable. Made me grin and giggle at it a few times, and has the bits of conflict without actually making it angsty. Great fic for when you need something fluffy.
john/sherlock  rating.nc17  10-20k  pretend.relationship  fluff  *favorites 
december 2013 by leahbeex
Bel Canto by bendingsignpost
127,481 words | After years of waiting for wealthy patrons to faint, Dr John Watson discovers a far more interesting patient in the opera house basement. (AU through a Phantom of the Opera lens.)

|| BOYS. Boys. Lots of miscommunication silliness, Mrs Hudson being awesome, and music.
john/sherlock  rating.pg13  100k+  alternate.universe  au-historical  crossover-fusion  musicians  pretend.relationship  misunderstandings  secret.identity  case-fic  warning:minor.character.death(s) 
december 2013 by leahbeex
can't be hateful, gotta be grateful by HalfFizzbin
6,260 words | "Be cool, Dad, we've decided to con Grandma."

(Or, the one where the Stilinski men drag Derek to Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma's and she gets the right wrong idea.)
derek/stiles  rating.pg13  05-10k  holiday:thanksgiving  pining  pretend.relationship  future-fic  first.time  firstkiss  fluff  *favorites 
october 2013 by leahbeex
A Strong Heart and a Nerve of Steel by lupinus, uraneia
21,285 words | Stiles and Derek wake up married in Vegas. Well, they would have if it was legal.

In which Stiles is the president's son, Derek is his bodyguard, and Papa President orders them to pretend to be in love for the sake of gay rights.

Or in which uraniea and lupinus combine meeting the Hales, President Papa, waking up married, fake/pretend relationship, First Boy Stiles, and bodyguard Derek into one fic.
derek/stiles  rating.nc17  20-30k  alternate.universe  au-bodyguard  pretend.relationship  politics  woke.up.married 
july 2013 by leahbeex
The Sweetest of Words (Have the Bitterest Taste) by Omni
9,902 words | “Ah, yeah, Desiree, I told you I was meeting someone. Well, that someone is Derek. My boyfriend. We’re totally in love.” His heart was racing and Derek was holding him so tight it was difficult to turn enough to face the young woman. What he did see of her had his breath catching on fishhooks in his throat. She was normally a relatively pretty girl, with cute round cheeks and large dark eyes, but in that moment she looked…terrifying. Her cheeks seemed gaunt, her eyes glowing like they were little windows peeking into a deep pit of raging flame.

(Or: Five or so years after the show. Stiles is in college, and finds himself getting stalked by a succubus. Derek's determined that the best way to thwart her is to prove that he and Stiles are madly in love. It's not really as much of an act as either seems to think.)
derek/stiles  rating.nc17  05-10k  supernatural.beings  pretend.relationship  college 
july 2013 by leahbeex
Private Eyes (They're Watching You) by prettyasadiagram
1,741 words | She wonders idly if Stiles is in the know about werewolves now, or if sometime when she wasn’t paying attention, Stiles suddenly got game.

(Probably the former, she thinks, but the boy has always had potential.)
derek/stiles  rating.pg  00-05k  pretend.relationship  pre-slash 
june 2013 by leahbeex
pretty in tents by kellifer_fic
7,657 words | Even though he’s making fun of it, Stiles thinks the whole thing sounds awesome and, like most stuff these days, the experience is going to be totally wasted on Scott.
derek/stiles  rating.r  05-10k  pretend.relationship  werewolves-werethings 
june 2013 by leahbeex
last night's dress (tiptoe out of this mess) - hito - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
16,730 words | Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme.

TFLN: My dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for Sunday brunch next week. You in?
derek/stiles  rating.r  10-20k  pretend.relationship 
june 2013 by leahbeex
Good Intentions by Helenish
2,606 words | “That’s good, that’s real good,” Stilinski says, nodding. “Because what I’ve been thinking is that he’s sixteen years old and he doesn’t need some asshole breaking his heart for shits and giggles.”

“That,” Derek says slowly, “is definitely not—.I don’t really know where you got the idea that I, that we. Did Stiles, ah—say—“

“I know you don’t think much of my policework,” Stilinski says, “but even I can figure out when someone’s climbing in my second story window coupla times a week.”
derek/stiles  rating.pg13  00-05k  pretend.relationship  stilinski.family.feels 
june 2013 by leahbeex
On The Job Training by suzvoy
21,177 words | Stiles finally gets the practical experience he's been looking for. It's safe to say it doesn't happen even remotely the way he was expecting. AKA, pretend boyfriends! With a twist!

|| Cute and funny. Stiles/everyone make outs is hilarity, and the whole fic is lots of fun in general.
derek/stiles  rating.pg13  20-30k  possessive-jealousy  humor  pretend.relationship  supernatural.beings  hunters  fluff  *favorites 
may 2013 by leahbeex
Important Things by suzvoy
71,466 words | Stiles learns that even with werewolves, giant lizards and psychopathic hunters on the loose, life can still find other ways to screw with you. Case in point: everyone keeps assuming he and Derek are a couple. What the hell?
derek/stiles  rating.r  50-80k  *favorites  pretend.relationship 
may 2013 by leahbeex
Outlaw For My Love by sullymygoodname
39,599 words | The sheriff suspects something going on between Stiles and Derek. Stiles is pretty adamant that that's ridiculous (little does he know that Derek might actually be interested). Meanwhile, there's a new monster in B-Hills, an old friend of the Stilinski family is back in town, and Derek is becoming a responsible adult. No, really.

|| Quite possibly one of my favorite fics, and has some of the best characterization I've read in a while. The Stiles voice is especially good, but everyone is well-written and the dialogue was so good that I could hear the characters saying the lines in my head.
derek/stiles  rating.pg13  30-50k  pretend.relationship  case-fic  supernatural.beings  sheriff.finds.out  stilinski.family.feels  pack.feels  *favorites 
may 2013 by leahbeex

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