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Playing drinking Fluxx with , , , , and twitterless books. The rul…
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It would’ve been my dad ‘s 90th today. We lost him just under a year ago Here he is presiding over Ree…
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Guys. Did you know that before Coca Cola started using Santa in their ads, Santas wore primarily green??? Then they…
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Hey don't poison me bro ☹️
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tfw you book Thanksgiving flights in advance to maximize time with your girlfriend & still luck into getting home i…
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this took me a second but WOW 😂
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Very chatty apple tree inspector. 10/10 for conversation, +3 for speed, +5 for enthusiastic greeting. Would discuss…
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2 days ago
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I have written The Great American Novel but haven't submitted it.
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I got the flu in Sept. I’d felt like hell for 3 weeks before the usual symptoms came, and I asked, “W…
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I know everyone is gassing her up but it really feels like every time AOC speaks up about something, I dissolve int…
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It took my father 4 hours to drive from 18th St. - 72nd St. last night. I asked why he didn't take the subway. He t…
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Hill staffer sent me this pic of Ocasio-Cortez they took just now. I’ll tell you something: that jacket and coat d…
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Man, I can’t believe somebody rocked the all-time Twitter ratio record while competing in the under-10,000-follower…
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2 days ago
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Praying for a good indictment Friday.
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How do you misalign a sign?
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2 days ago
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fuck for-profit college sports. it never ceases to disgust me.
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I’m pretty sure it’s too late to delete this one, little buddy.
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What about taking photos of women's bodies, including their butts, and tweeting about them? Cause you did that too.
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My decluttering project is going great. Now my apartment looks like a monastery, except every monk has a hanging l…
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Men in belted sweaters. The possibilities...Yay or nay?
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For 4 days we’ve covered the Florida recounts, ballot inspections and verification process, and we didn’t know Brow…
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Macy’s gives POC charge accounts with our first social security card and that man doesn’t think Alexandria should b…
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TONIGHT: Trump is supporting bipartisan prison reform! ...Just in time for his entire administration to be indicted…
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By the way, speaking of recounts, my great great grandfather was Mayor of Winnipeg for four days — then he lost the…
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fascinating tidbit tucked into a moving column about seeing fire destroy the place where you grew up:…
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All this casting news is fun and all, but what really makes me proud is this homework assignment I found in my son'…
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2 days ago
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This guy said he only likes veterans who don’t get captured.
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2 days ago
(404) https://twitter.com/escarry/status/1063183409458102272
Funny. Someone sent me a creepy picture of you, and I thought: this doesn’t look like a guy who reports actual news.
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2 days ago
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This year the president is hoping to pardon Junior instead.
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Contrary to and others, I have always advocated for due process including with Judge Kavanaugh (we demande…
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Despite popular misconception, FAQ does not in fact stand for "A bunch of other stuff we want to tell you so we mad…
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Well there it is - I'd say, 'straight from the horses mouth,' but horses are pro-democracy and believe most America…
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Man Accused Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of Lying About Wealth
This conservative reporter's tweet quickly got ratioed, earning thousands of responses in under an hour
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We need medicare for all just so we can all get the therapy we so desperately need.
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2 days ago
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Oh God, I love Adrian so much. He told me which rides I could and couldn’t go on while pregnant. , he’s the…
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MISSING: One migrant caravan. Last spotted in President Donald Trump's fever dreams shortly before Nov. 6. It shoul…
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Imagine how many books I could have written if I hadn't sent 20,000 tweets, but then again, imagine how many fewer…
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Some say he’s a “stable genius” but most people consider him to be a Fuckingmoron.
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There used to be moderate, and even liberal, Republicans.
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Hasn’t California been through enough
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2 days ago
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Here is a picture of an empty patch of sky that may or may not contain an F-35.
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truly blown away by this single-minded dedication to being a mondo creep. it’s like he was created in a lab by scie…
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Black men are the majority of the Cal’s football team. The university is willing to put Black men through inhumane…
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2 days ago
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very possible that Ezra Miller is the only famous person I care about anymore:
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2 days ago
Ezra Miller Poses for Playboy, Talks Suicide and Polyamory
very possible that Ezra Miller is the only famous person I care about anymore:
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2 days ago
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Conservative media seems obsessed with Alexandria Ocasio Cortez in the same way they were with President Obama and…
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2 days ago
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Girl. Noun. A female child, from birth to full growth.

E.g. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is not a girl.…
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I can’t help about thinking about my brother Ted who died during a workout. If the game happens under these conditi…
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UC Berkeley isn’t cancelling classes because if they have to cancel class they would then have to cancel the Cal VS…
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Hill staffer sent me this pic of Ocasio-Cortez they took just now. I’ll tell you something: that jacket and coat do…
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This is the most explicit endorsement of voter suppression I've ever heard a Republican say out loud. Stunning.

S…
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Not only is a 6 week ban medically irresponsible, it’s shameful to ask patients to get to a clinic within 2 weeks o…
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Waiting to intervene on an ectopic pregnancy could put a patient at risk of having the ectopic rupture, or continui…
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Prior to 6 weeks, it can be hard to tell if a patient has a complication, like an ectopic pregnancy -- a pregnancy…
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Very few patients present before embryonic cardiac activity is detectable. Cardiac activity in a normal pregnancy i…
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Not only is a 6-week abortion ban unconstitutional, but it’s not medically sound. Once again, politicians are pushi…
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Menstrual cycles are often varied and irregular, so sometimes a patient comes in after six weeks because they didn'…
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Hey this is Adrian, he was our guide at Disneyland and when I asked him who was the coolest person he…
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2 days ago
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When you work in a newsroom, good deeds never go unpunished.
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3 days ago
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This email to our corrections account. I. Words fail me.
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3 days ago
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I don’t know who made this but I heavily identify with it
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I am tired of self improvement. I’ve done so many terrible difficult things this year. I just want to be trash for…
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5 days ago
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Here: a couple more pics of the ceremony commemorating the anniversary of the Meuse-Argonne Offensive at the Americ…
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5 days ago
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"I wondered if they were gonna go all Moses or Jesus or whoever walked on water..." - talking about the we…
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6 days ago
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Thanks for the info, dad!!!!!
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6 days ago
Twitter
WHY CAN YOU CHECK A LIVE LOVSTER BUT NOT A LIVE FISH?
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6 days ago
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The gun lobby wants this apathy, this sense that change is impossible, that the deaths are unfortunate stand-alone…
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Like news of car bombings in Kabul or a terrorist attack on a school in Pakistan - we mentally tick it off as havin…
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RT : “PLEASE LISTEN TO SCIENTISTS ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING”
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7 days ago
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To all our veterans and your families: thank you. There's no tribute that can truly match the magnitude of your ser…
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7 days ago
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How to win dnd: trip and fall face-first into the plot.
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7 days ago
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"Go get your brother for a picture!"
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