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RT : The T-Mobile guy is starting to clutter up my timeline with sponsored posts more often than the Charmin shit bears,…
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RT : You put his dad in prison so yeah, that's a solid guess.
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RT : Good thing he set up that "perfectly legal backchannel." Isn't that right, Roger?
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RT : per TV Eyes, Franken mentioned 346 on CNN, only 239 times on Fox News – but cool tweet.
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RT : every two or three days a major academic press accidentally invents the bisexual
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RT : Fun fact: The 2001 Bush tax cuts passed in the House with every Republican and 13 Democrats voting yes.

The 2017 T…
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RT : Latoya Cantrell becomes New Orleans' first woman mayor and the first member of the Vietnamese community to serve on…
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RT : Corey Lewandowski insists that he has nothing to do with the Trump-linked lobbying firm Turnberry Solutions, but it…
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RT : Amazon is testing a service that rents you a goat.
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RT : This is the assistant to the deputy governor of the central bank of Russia

She asked DJT about his policy on Russi…
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RT : Frankie the therapy pig helps kids calm down and focus on learning at an Iowa elementary school…
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RT : Wes Goodman, who was just caught having sex with a man in his office, begged me to have sex with him and/or his wif…
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'He Was Masturbating… I Felt Like Crying': What Housekeepers Endure To Clean Hotel Rooms | HuffPost
RT : This thing with men masturbating in front of women to humiliate them? It happens to housekeepers all the time.
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Putin accuses British anti-corruption campaigner Browder of three murders | World news | The Guardian
RT : Putin has completely lost the plot. He now accuses me of serial murder. He’s seriously rattled by the Magnitsky Act
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RT : There IS NO fucking Pence Rule. There's an old pseudo-religious prude admitting he has no self control and a bunch…
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RT : The White House is ignoring the victims of California’s wildfires in their disaster aid request. It’s unacceptable.
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RT : I'll never get used to this. Never let yourself get used to this.
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RT : pro tip: do not store a glass table top by leaning it against a wall
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RT : I took a 7 mile run in New Delhi last July and it took the entire month of August for me to recover and I run marat…
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I am not okay with Famke Janssen's weird squealing.
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RT : we’re here, we’re queer, we’re currently experiencing seasonal affective disorder on top of our normal year-round c…
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RT : A suburban college and its foundation fought to keep a single public document secret from the Chicago Tribune and t…
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RT : Gabby Douglas is young to be a public figure, and I hope she gets the chance to learn from this, but let me make th…
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RT : Don Jr. confirms he met with "Russian godfather" Aleksander Torshin — the same Putin ally/organized crime boss who…
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RT : Still thinking about Ivanka’s enormous decorative thanksgiving clam and imagining her as a sort of malfunctioning l…
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RT : thank u for showing me I can use my giant clam shell more than just twice a year
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RT : It's like every episode of Cops...

"Is that your crack cocaine?"

"No, officer."

"But it's in your buttcrack."

"…
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RT : In 44 minutes, the A-Team could arrive, punch out your town, miss with 9000 bullets, get captured, build a van tank…
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RT : Someone who drowns in 7 feet of water is just as dead as someone who drowns in 20 feet of water. Stop comparing tra…
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RT : He’s tweeted her name 837 times.
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RT : gooooob morning. a lot happened. on our walk. this morning. i found. a perfectly good waffle. in somebody’s trash.…
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RT : The thing about the “unions make people lazy” thing is organizing a union is literally like having a second job — w…
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RT : angry at you? i didn't even know you existed before you used my photo in your dumb montage.
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RT : I mean, Barbie has been both a ballerina and an astronaut - surely scarf-wearing Olympic fencer isn't a stretch. ;)
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RT : a) no.
b) wouldn't excuse his crimes regardless.
c) really? this is your defense?
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RT : Cindy's daughter qualifies for CHIP, which you let expire, and which is worth way more than $700 a year to Cindy an…
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RT : I'll take "things said prior to "what do you want to eat?" for $500, Alex."
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RT : 1) no she isn’t
2) she like all republicans doesn’t care a bit about abortions
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Some pastors stand behind Roy Moore, cite "war on men" | AL.com
RT : “Women are chasing young boys up and down the street...”
I guess life really is different in Alabama.
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RT : The news has dribbled out slowly, but the totals are striking: “the Trump campaign interacted with Russians at leas…
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RT : Do you ride the NYC subway? Wonder why it's suddenly gotten so unreliable? Here's a long, must-read invest…
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RT : WOW. Wes Goodman, who was an anti-gay Ohio State Rep, was forced to resign this past week. The Washington Post ran…
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RT : i think that my favorite thing to happen in art history is when a guy made a lucifer statue that was too hot for ch…
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RT : A lot of my non-binary friends are ON the autism spectrum. Just because Damore can’t find a job doesn’t mean he can…
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RT : Sarah Silverman on best friend - & sex pest - Louis CK, is brilliant and brave: you can love someone who does bad t…
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RT : Lena Dunham is that girl in high school who thinks no one likes her because she’s “different” and “people just don’…
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I’ve already liked and unliked this 5 times just because I wanted to like it again.
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i'm fairly confident that this counts as "a divine sign".
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RT : Haha! Now put your hands up!
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RT : Keeping my eye on shady Sears Tower tonight.
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Okay, I've never cackled aloud at a Twitter moment before, but this killed me.
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Did Bond just bail on being a groomsman in his friend's wedding to sexfully fight crime? Wait, Bond is a groomsman?…
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I just muttered to myself, "Start with the glitter, go from there." I was talking about eyeshadow, but it's not a b…
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I...yes. Never thought about it before, but this seems entirely accurate.
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RT : THEY WEREN'T EVEN YOUR BURRITOS? YOU NAMED IT AFTER YOUR DOG? YOU DIDN'T EVEN NAME YOUR WIFE IN THIS STORY BUT YOUR…
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RT : It’s time for men to admit when they’ve been wrong and made women felt uncomfortable.

I’ll go first. I’ve made in…
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RT : True confession: a Star Trek-spinoff textbook I read in 1993 provided pretty much all of my early CS education. I l…
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God I love this man. He *is* joy.
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RT : Hold on, I need to file this under "WE FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN"
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RT : Jared is going to make Mideast peace and solve the opioid crisis as soon as he remembers anything that has ever hap…
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RT : I can't wait to hear what he finds out after he reviews "all conservation facts."
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RT : This coating can protect just about any surface.
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When you have to zoom in on a wound to explain how a man was killed with a plastic butterfly, perhaps the means of…
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opens with Bond snowboarding energetically (or maybe just skiing douchily?) for far too long in a cle…
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RT : If you are unburdened by depression, real true depression, count yourself lucky. Keep your quick fixes to yourself…
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RT : Oh really? Well “go fuck yourself” is a directive.
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RT : MUELLER HAS KUSHNER DEAD TO RIGHTS
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RT : When I was a PhD student, my stipend was just $18,000 and my waived tuition was $55,000.

Taxing someone who only r…
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RT : Not only denies! Called the women liars, threatened to sue them and did long riffs at his rallies about how they we…
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RT : Had a Columbus police officer come talk to our class and he asked the class if anyone could define assault and some…
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Not really. If you move the mouse, you see a column of text display in an overlay to the left of your scre…
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RT : Good news white working class! Your taxes will go up, your Medicare will be cut and your kid's student loans will b…
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Love to read science news.
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