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This was one of several Star Wars–themed signs I saw. But this gal *really* committed to the theme. What a trooper!…
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It's a bit hard to read the word "women," but this would be an excellent use of a pretty but ill-fitting bra.…
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RT : Hey remember how you pulled out of a statewide race a day before the nomination vote to avoid disclosing your husba…
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RT : 1. One of the greatest American songwriters
2. Country music icon
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Because we love all of you, here's a little something to tide you over until Ian is in stores.....
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RT : I keep reminding folks, Obama made sure troops got paid in 2013. GOP has refused to do the same this time
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GOP lawmaker investigating sexual harassment in Congress allegedly harassed woman on his staff…
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"Donald Trump gets the biggest crowds," a woman said, surveying the tsunami of marchers. Then she--and all of us wa…
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Such an important point: Democrats are not asking Trump or Republican leaders to do anything they haven’t already *…
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So, hypothetically… if you control every branch of power, kill a couple popular programs for no reason, then try un…
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RT : As abortion opponents try to make the procedure less accessible, clinics are using a new tool: telemedicine. Story…
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RT : Everyone is focused on Trump having an affair with a porn star when it’s literally the least interesting part of as…
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RT : A person you follow liked:
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RT : they've got their thinking cats on.
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RT : FYI, the REAL pro-life people, you know the ones that want health care for the elderly, children, poor, and sick an…
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RT : Who's writing the Democrats' talking points? The problem isn't "kicking the can down the road." It's the fact that…
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RT : Who the hell are y'all trying to fool with this "sexbots will replace human women" shit anyway. I've been inside yo…
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RT : The President who was spanked with a copy of Forbes by the porn star with whom he had adulterous, unprotected sex 4…
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RT : The President said he was going to run America like his businesses. Apparently we have reached the part where he wo…
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RT : Your boss went on Howard Stern and said he wanted to abort Tiffany
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RT : “If there was a SHUTDOWN, I think it would be a tremendously negative mark on the President of the United States.”…
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RT : TRUMP (2016): Mexico is paying for the wall!!

TRUMP (2017): OK, you're paying for the wall but Mexico will pay soo…
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RT : The two dumbest people in the same studio. It’s amazing they didn’t spontaneously combust.
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RT : omg YOU GUYS SUPPORTED A CHILD MOLESTER
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RT : I...I don’t think you’re supposed to admit that you’re holding the children hostage?
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RT : GOP: we control the whole government, but Democrats are to blame for shutting it down.

(That’s the message coming…
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RT : BREAKING: White House says if government shuts down, President Trump will show his solidarity with “regular America…
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RT : Imagine being so devoid of basic human decency that you think this makes you look good
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RT : Lol and his Vice President doesn’t dine alone with women because we’re all evil whores who will lie and say he sexu…
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RT : To recap: Today, a guy who has 5 children by 3 women, all of whom he cheated on, had sex with a porn star right aft…
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RT : “If the porn star I was cheating on my pregnant wife with had gotten knocked up believe me I’d have insisted she ca…
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RT : It’s so hard to cut a deal with a President who has no attention span, no knowledge of policy and no principles
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RT : Incredible: The House GOP DACA bill would criminalize legalized Dreamers if they failed to maintain an income insuf…
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This is not how the judicial system works. For so many reasons.
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RT : Just got on the train, sat down, and looked up to see the guy who masturbated at me the other day. So I guess I jus…
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RT : NZ’s prime minister is having a baby with a man she’s not married to and he’s going to be a stay at home dad while…
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RT : I demand Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell stand and shrug and tell crying children and disappointed veterans “Sorry, w…
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RT : Okay but that doesn't explain why Fox News didn't publish it.
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RT : Anyone else catching the irony of a man who cheated on his wife right after his son was born with an adult entertai…
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RT : Keep in mind, REPUBLICANS let CHIP expire last year. They could have reauthorized it at any time, and could reautho…
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RT : A quarter million per person to partake in a round table. And yet the RNC is paying Trump’s legal bills. I hope his…
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RT : Pretty bold of the GOP to promote an event called the “March for Life” the day after the president said it should b…
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RT : Let’s fund Trump’s southern border wall only instead of the southern border it would be Puerto Rico and instead of…
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“You do realize now the women you so heartlessly abused over such a long period of time are now a force, and you ar…
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Also, a few of us longed to jam with Dr. Teeth and the Electric Band.
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Rian Johnson Explains the Basis for That The Last Jedi Twist
Rian Johnson pointed out on Twitter that there’s a basis within the universe for that twist
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For all the artists and art lovers who are Sundancing this weekend, has a 24-hour live hotline this year…
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I was in the bathroom (still in the stall) when two junior developers from my company walked in, giggling while mak…
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When I studied at campus rape was so prevalent there were periods where multiple women confided in…
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Look what arrived today with thanks to my wonderful wife!!
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Feminists: Men are rational creatures, capable of empathy and self control.
Anti-feminist men: lol nope we’re monst…
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he drops his groceries
i bend to help him
our eyes lock
thank you, he says. smiling, flustered
he does not ask me…
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The final vote count for the : 248 in favor, 44 against. A landslide victory, and a historic day for the L…
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RT : 1960: In the future, we'll be able to take a flying car to the moon

2018: We used the data from our porn site to p…
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RT : African parents reading the Facebook
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“What do you do?”
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RT : The Republican Party’s treatment of CHIP and the children who depend on it has been abhorrent. They could pass a cl…
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RT : me: *logs onto facebook*
person from high school:
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RT : "Go back to your Muslim shithole and go crap in your hands and bang little boys on Thursday nights," said Trump app…
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RT : [discovering life on uranus]

alien: welcome humans. we named your planet "joy" cause of how beautiful it is. tell…
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RT : This is great: Michael Cohen *could've* shielded his identity on the formation documents for the LLC he set up to p…
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RT : When you accidentally text your brother instead of your teenage son.
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RT : You can only trap someone into committing perjury...if he lies.
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TRY TO TELL ME THIS ISN'T IVANKA IN A DISGUISE
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It was weird when Trump told his porn star girl friend that she reminded him of Ivanka, but I just heard Stormy's d…
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RT : Obama had to be perfect, morally beyond reproach. Despite exemplifying class & leadership, they STILL crucified him…
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RT : A number of my incredibly talented colleagues at BuzzFeed News UK were let go and frankly, it sucks. They were a de…
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RT : Know what you mean....Spooky 1970s New Zealand hedgehog ice-cream cake with green dessicated coconut gra…
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RT : “I was working as a racist in a cocktail bar, when I met you”
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Moments ago, I scooped up an alarmed-looking Misery and said, "It's okay, honey--it's just a porg!" Then realized t…
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My mom sent me a package containing, among other things, the most absurdly adorable plush porg; when you press its…
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RT : "it's a good thing I don't have a baseball bat. Really, it is. Because I'd just be swinging ALL THE TIME at ALL THE…
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RT : THE DEMOCRATS ARE NOT IN CONTROL OF THE SENATE, HOUSE OR WHITE HOUSE. THEY AREN'T HOLDING ANYTHING HOSTAGE.
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RT : Colin Firth also says he won't work with Woody Allen again
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