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And put some real optics on it

— Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski) August 20, 2018
3 hours ago
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Like, at least put the weapon in SAFE for chrissakes

— Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski) August 20, 2018
3 hours ago
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I have one of these, too, except I don’t pretend it’s a penis.

Just own a gun, mate, it’s a very low bar to cross, and this makes you look real weird. https://t.co/TfuXu0gCVS

— Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski) August 20, 2018
3 hours ago
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I have one of these, too, except I don’t pretend it’s a penis.

Just own a gun, mate, it’s a very low bar to cross,…
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Pretty solid “Total Savings" there @Dell pic.twitter.com/2XBUEUpU4c

— Kurt Schrader (@kurt) August 20, 2018
7 hours ago
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Pretty solid “Total Savings" there
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Hey I need those air miles to have my twice yearly vacation to the secret USG moonbase, do you guys even know how much moon tickets cost if you buy them direct https://t.co/ySRTLIMxiO

— Pwn All The Things (@pwnallthethings) August 20, 2018
8 hours ago
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Hey I need those air miles to have my twice yearly vacation to the secret USG moonbase, do you guys even know how m…
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Judge: Mr. Giuliani, your client is charged with recklessly....
Giuliani: This is an outrage Your Honor. My client is not reckless. Everything he does, he does knowingly and intentionally.
Judge:...
Giuliani: And willfully!
Prosecutor: [Slowly puts legal pad back in briefcase]

— ProveItHat (@Popehat) August 20, 2018
8 hours ago
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Judge: Mr. Giuliani, your client is charged with recklessly....
Giuliani: This is an outrage Your Honor. My clien…
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I can’t believe it, but today I finished my dissertation draft. It’s all done. I’m going to ignore it for a day or two and then start editing. #PhD #PhDLife pic.twitter.com/3pW1V2KbUz

— Chris Tine (@lubbockchick) August 19, 2018
11 hours ago
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i have a lot of thoughts on how/why airlines should treat all passengers with more respect for our varied humanity, but this is definitely part of that discussion. https://t.co/2K9dbXmTik

— margaret ⚠️🌎🔥 staples (@dead_lugosi) August 19, 2018
11 hours ago
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The Great Courses should get Rudy to do a whole series on Continental philosophy and its application to right-wing politics.

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) August 19, 2018
11 hours ago
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I can’t believe it, but today I finished my dissertation draft. It’s all done. I’m going to ignore it for a day or…
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i have a lot of thoughts on how/why airlines should treat all passengers with more respect for our varied humanity,…
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Fun fact: this cover depicts a scene that was cut from the final novel, so a random context-free adaptation would make perfect sense. pic.twitter.com/TQr9w4812f

— Eleven-ThirtyEight (@eleventhirtyate) August 19, 2018
13 hours ago
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In case you didn't know, Mister Roger's Neighborhood is on Amazon Prime.

He heard the first few notes of the theme song, and ran to sit and watch. He's captivated. All three are.

Man was magical. pic.twitter.com/nFFFs88RL4

— Jessica Mauerhan (@JessicaMauerhan) August 19, 2018
15 hours ago
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Ive been trying to revive this through my site https://t.co/UZ2opbP6I2 but just blasting off quick shots on twitter is so easy. The path of least resistance seems to always win. Also, I think tumblr really did have the right answer until yahoo came along. https://t.co/oLqBlAdrgH

— Eric L. Barnes (@ericlbarnes) August 19, 2018
15 hours ago
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This little muppet missed me pic.twitter.com/p7YNrqoGed

— Jose Diaz-Gonzalez (@savant) August 19, 2018
15 hours ago
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Fun fact: this cover depicts a scene that was cut from the final novel, so a random context-free adaptation would m…
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Dreamed last night about being at a work retreat with compulsory karaoke. Have never been as grateful for being unemployed as I am this morning.

— J.T. Grimes (@JT_Grimes) August 19, 2018
16 hours ago
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Teaching Moxie about different kinds of triangles 😍 pic.twitter.com/7ss4RJiJMF

— Jessica Mauerhan (@JessicaMauerhan) August 19, 2018
16 hours ago
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In case you didn't know, Mister Roger's Neighborhood is on Amazon Prime.

He heard the first few notes of the theme…
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16 hours ago
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Ive been trying to revive this through my site but just blasting off quick shots on twitter…
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Eric L. Barnes – Journal & Notebook
Ive been trying to revive this through my site but just blasting off quick shots on twitter…
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This little muppet missed me
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Dreamed last night about being at a work retreat with compulsory karaoke. Have never been as grateful for being une…
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The thing Americans really need to understand is that branding things as European is the most absurd marketing ploy ever.

This mattress is European-engineered! So advanced!

Actual European mattresses: “I hope you like falling into a chasm if you try snuggling your partner”

— Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski) August 19, 2018
18 hours ago
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Cuz here’s the other thing. The right keeps murdering leftists and Black folks and disabled folks and Native folks and queer folks and homeless folks.

And y’know I think we’re all pretty fed up with all the right-wing murder

— Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski) August 19, 2018
18 hours ago
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Like ok the Cold War was a legitimately scary time and I am no tankie obviously.

But communists today don’t have any tanks or nuclear weapons they have theory and will talk your ear off and I need everyone to realize how embarrassing it is that that’s the thing your terrified of

— Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski) August 19, 2018
18 hours ago
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God imagine being afraid of communism in 2018

— Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski) August 19, 2018
18 hours ago
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These rallies are becoming hyper-specific and yet remain just as pathetic https://t.co/ruhxsURGdn

— Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski) August 19, 2018
18 hours ago
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ME: *visits friend's wonderfully decorated house* I'm finally going to buy art
ME: *gets home* meh, death will come soon anyway

— bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss) August 19, 2018
18 hours ago
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Teaching Moxie about different kinds of triangles 😍
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The thing Americans really need to understand is that branding things as European is the most absurd marketing ploy…
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Cuz here’s the other thing. The right keeps murdering leftists and Black folks and disabled folks and Native folks…
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Like ok the Cold War was a legitimately scary time and I am no tankie obviously.

But communists today don’t have a…
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yesterday
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These rallies are becoming hyper-specific and yet remain just as pathetic
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This post sees me pic.twitter.com/wcpoM6jDT8

— Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski) August 18, 2018
yesterday
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Someone got new Lego while I was gone. pic.twitter.com/2nHQgiJg1a

— Jessica Mauerhan (@JessicaMauerhan) August 18, 2018
yesterday
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I pulled out the vacuum to clean up his mess and someone told me I'm a good communicator and gave the Roomba a raise

— bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss) August 18, 2018
yesterday
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He stopped 5 inches from his dock and is now beeping for me to help him the rest of the way. He just secured $100 million seed funding.

— bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss) August 18, 2018
yesterday
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My knock-off Roomba just cleaned half the room and went "I'm done, bitch" someone make him a VP

— bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss) August 18, 2018
yesterday
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Nothing much. Just The Boy vigilantly counting down the days until his Kung Fu classes start. pic.twitter.com/LBcTDncByB

— Mike Duncan (@mikeduncan) August 18, 2018
yesterday
Twitter
We did 23&Me for the kids, to find out more about their heritage. Youngest gets hers, finds out she’s of 100% mainland China descent.

Elaina: “so my birth parents are both full Chinese.” [beat] “well that narrows it down.”

— ProveItHat (@Popehat) August 18, 2018
yesterday
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After daughter’s soccer game took her to get a treat at cafe where son has his first real job. He was handling a morning rush with aplomb — taking orders, bussing tables, handling take out. Great preparation for real life. Proud of him.

— ProveItHat (@Popehat) August 18, 2018
yesterday
Twitter
Someone got new Lego while I was gone.
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The lesson of the past 24 hours is that if a politician wants to meet with people without journalists present and not be criticized for it, she should charge $2,000 to attend.

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) August 18, 2018
yesterday
Twitter
Sarah Jeong is tweeting overtly mundane, non-controversial content to show exactly how terrible and disingenuous the people attacking her are, and it’s genius. https://t.co/RAsOnXEtj0

— Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski) August 18, 2018
yesterday
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I’m sorry Astro Katie

— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) August 18, 2018
yesterday
Twitter
{THREAD} Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. 1/6923

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) August 18, 2018
yesterday
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Why would you be a Nazi when all the cute and gay people are on the other side?

— Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski) August 18, 2018
yesterday
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Nothing much. Just The Boy vigilantly counting down the days until his Kung Fu classes start.
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yesterday
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Me, when I don’t want to alienate anyone by making difficult choices. pic.twitter.com/qf0iDeFfN2

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) August 18, 2018
yesterday
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We did 23&Me for the kids, to find out more about their heritage. Youngest gets hers, finds out she’s of 100% mainl…
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After daughter’s soccer game took her to get a treat at cafe where son has his first real job. He was handling a mo…
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You return from biking.
$> prepare to setup newspaper suite
You recombine your electronics into your bag of holding.
$> meet team at café
Denied! No coffee for you! It is closed!
$> go conference venue
Your site is fabulous... But all the coffee carafes are empty.
$> work
Ok pic.twitter.com/kd3IqvOH2u

— Infocom StarStryder (@starstryder8bit) August 18, 2018
yesterday
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All-attorney meeting that starts promptly at 7:00 AM... on a Saturday pic.twitter.com/Zzqmg4xyNk

— Sean Buckley (@seanbuckley) August 18, 2018
yesterday
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Some 70 former intel officers stand up for rule-of-law, against Trump. (Yes, I know about tangled history of intel agencies and rule-of-law.)https://t.co/1ySdoXjLyE

It would take only *two* GOP Senators willing to stand up, to make a difference.https://t.co/Oew8yDU15t

— James Fallows (@JamesFallows) August 18, 2018
yesterday
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A crowd of thousands is ready to block the Nazis. There are babies here, a group called Grandmas Against the Right, and everything in between.

— Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski) August 18, 2018
yesterday
Twitter
Anti-Nazi production value is strong.

I bet a Proud Boy couldn’t rip this sign.

Although that’s not a high bar pic.twitter.com/ql4HyNiE51

— Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski) August 18, 2018
yesterday
Twitter
It is morning. You are in a conf hotel. You had breakfast. It included hot tea and hot coffee and orange juice. You are almost completely hydrated.
$> bike ride
You unfold your bike and escape along the Danube.
$> look
Swans are huge and terrifying. pic.twitter.com/HqYmV2fp0N

— Infocom StarStryder (@starstryder8bit) August 18, 2018
yesterday
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Now I’m a twitter employee?

Also, more made up laws. pic.twitter.com/RYbcsHstt1

— Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski) August 18, 2018
yesterday
Twitter
yes https://t.co/Mfbs0AOQ8S

— Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski) August 18, 2018
yesterday
Twitter
When NASA engineers asked Sally Ride, “Is 100 [tampons] the right number?” for a one-week mission, she replied, “No. That would not be the right number.”

She should have added, “I need at least, like, TEN TIMES that many. You boys are about to see somethin’ special.”

— Emily St (@emilyst) August 18, 2018
yesterday
Twitter
The lesson of the past 24 hours is that if a politician wants to meet with people without journalists present and n…
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yesterday
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Sarah Jeong is tweeting overtly mundane, non-controversial content to show exactly how terrible and disingenuous th…
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yesterday
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{THREAD} Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, a…
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yesterday
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Me, when I don’t want to alienate anyone by making difficult choices.
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yesterday
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You return from biking.
$> prepare to setup newspaper suite
You recombine your electronics into your bag of holding…
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yesterday
Twitter
All-attorney meeting that starts promptly at 7:00 AM... on a Saturday
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yesterday
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A crowd of thousands is ready to block the Nazis. There are babies here, a group called Grandmas Against the Right,…
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yesterday
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Anti-Nazi production value is strong.

I bet a Proud Boy couldn’t rip this sign.

Although that’s not a high bar
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2 days ago
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It is morning. You are in a conf hotel. You had breakfast. It included hot tea and hot coffee and orange juice. You…
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2 days ago
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Now I’m a twitter employee?

Also, more made up laws.
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2 days ago
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Me, trying to fix something in a Linux server https://t.co/XXAiEi8zg2

— Emily G (@EmilyGorcenski) August 18, 2018
2 days ago
Twitter
Me, trying to fix something in a Linux server
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2 days ago
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I'll take White Flight Bedroom Community built by a developer in the 70s on an old Spanish land-grant used to grow citrus for $500 alex.

Ding ding ding! That's where I live. No one is born here. Very few die here. Adults mostly experience this place in the evening & night.

— Jeff Wilson (@jeffwilsontech) August 18, 2018
2 days ago
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pic.twitter.com/yohiYmgmgp

— David Klion🌹🔥 (@DavidKlion) August 17, 2018
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