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Monk Gloats Over Yoga Championship - The Onion
One of the Onion's all-time classics. Still eminently quotable.

LHASA, TIBET—Employing the brash style that first brought him to prominence, Sri Dhananjai Bikram won the fifth annual International Yogi Competition yesterday with a world-record point total of 873.6. “I am the serenest!” Bikram shouted to the estimated crowd of 20,000 yoga fans, vigorously pumping his fists. “No one is serener than Sri Dhananjai Bikram—I am the greatest monk of all time!”
funny  onion  satire  humour  yoga  serene  serenest 
6 weeks ago by jm
Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
'Screams of "Of course, yes, I too can see the phone," were also heard at this time.'
apple  fans  iphone  satire  funny  onion  humor  rdf 
july 2009 by jm

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