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[galaxy brain] grain train labelled "rayne" in the rain
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The Labo fishing rot is the first use of a ‘portrait’ orientation for the Switch I’ve seen
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MILLENNIAL: keep it 100 fam 😂
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: one hundred what? Without the presence of a percent symbol, the…
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Tomorrow (Friday 17 Jan) around 1:00 PM Pacific, I'll be live streaming work on a new screencast series. The goal:…
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lol this more responsive and user friendly than the garbage has been forcing on people since Windows 7
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Nice couplet from a few weeks back
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[Proctologist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] butts, butts-

Other patients: butts, BUTTS

Secretary: [pounding her c…
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Unrelated: the synapse 25 came in and it’s perfect. Still need to figure out what else I need to add…
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7yo: when we go to medieval times for my birthday we should bring our own candles
Me: why?
7yo: because theirs woul…
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If is cited in a WG2 document, does that make it now ?
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I mean let's pick apart the cinematic world of Logan's Run:
- everyone wears tracksuits, kaftans, or tunics
- color…
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Clever: repurposed as a obfuscated (shadow) memcpy by via [opa…
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Spectre is not a Bug, it is a Feature
Clever: repurposed as a obfuscated (shadow) memcpy by via [opa…
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is life too exciting for you? would you rather go back to bed right where you're sitting? Radiohead's "Pyramid Song…
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This piece is amazing. Just a laundry list of embarassing municipal incompetence that politicians swear they'll fix…
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"well it makes no sense to me. the victim shouldn't even be dead. they're alive on my machine"
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2 days ago
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Motorcycle jacket lost a zipper, so I upgraded it to 2fa.
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If I’m an annoying bitch, why did my ex boyfriend date me for 2 years?
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For those of you Rustaceans new to the whole idea of async I/O, I wrote an explainer on what it's about and how it…
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but then they’d have to tag realDT as “personal” as POTUS as “politician” and then their justification fo…
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twitter “verified” insignia, you had *one job*
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Finally a Star Wars movie Mike Pence can watch without his wife.
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Has this guy just stolen this machine from the Batcave?
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Speaking of Twitter being over happy on banning - Clickbait Robot is currently on a semi-ban after making up a fict…
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One year later my prediction has yet to prove accurate. 11½ months to see just how off the mark I was.
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ME: *looking at instagram* ugh. everyone else’s life is perfect. i hate this.
ME: *reading twitter* ah. everyone’s…
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This is like the answer to a Year 7 History class activity: “Imagine you’re a Lord in the…
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In today's episode of "everything is broken":
At one point, virtually every image scaling algorithm was implemented…
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I saw a wallgreens commercial for "zero-cost copay for tier 1 generics" and clearly, programming languages have rot…
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<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like…
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…this was a problem with the software itself, not the UI.

Function-key systems in my experience, are significantly…
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If we had to read you dorks ruining Interstellar by nitpicking the physics of imaginary spaceships, then we're allo…
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building a time machine for the express purpose of going to 1985 and marrying the woman who invented the trash icon…
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It’s going to be hard to beat this.
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Okay, everybody: build the worst possible mockup of this “Test missile alert”/“Missile alert” interface on
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This is my understanding of what transition is like for trans women.
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“No, you’re the one with the problem! She’s a red panda, so what? It’s 2018 ffs! We’re not living in some prissy En…
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This soldering reference card from is the most to-the-point explanation of good soldering practices I hav…
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When you get down to the ends of a loaf of bread, just move them to the top of a new bag so your family will find t…
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Who on earth decided `new Date()` in JS should take _zero-indexed months_.

Spent like 15 minutes debugging before…
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last night we were watching Galaxyquest and i found out afterwards that my gf thought we were gonna watch Guardians…
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12 regex flavors
11 types of shell
10 lucky linuxes
9 node packages
8 makes a making
7 perfect sc…
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Imagine fucking up so badly that an entire continent asks you to apologize.
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most people's locked accounts: horny. sadposting. private conversations
most people's mains: respectable, on-brand…
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Variables in IDEs should wiggle and constants shouldn't. (Gif Edition)
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setting where magic is predominantly the domain of magitek megacorps. disastrous "magic spills" devastate the envir…
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Fun fact: this started out as an entire hockey arena filled to the ceiling with spinach
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I thought this was a software thing but when I got into woodworking every thread has “why buy this tool when you ca…
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I really help this cheers you up pal
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Looks like we finally have an http2 implementation in . Great job , , and
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fuck 15 minute early notifications for conference calls. fool, I can't even remember what I was doing 5 minutes ago…
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you hand your… Chest to your Boyfriend, who then… Downloads Texas. I don’t understand the rest of the diagram but t…
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i think i need to be on my other account
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CNN: The president is a racist

MSNBC: The president is a racist

FOX: ARE UFO'S real?

Usually, this is a hyperbol…
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7 days ago
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TAke a look, y’all: CES.JPEG
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The class war ain't cheap.
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(Walt Disney World as a theme park complex is essentially the world's largest gravestone, in that it's

1. A monume…
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most companies: Terrifying dystopian all-encompassing security panopticon.

Walt Disney World Resort: MAGICAL dysto…
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‘constantine’ is the only movie where they didn’t have to use CGI to remove tilda swinton’s beautiful wings
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I have these 3D glasses left over from watching Doctor Strange for my birthday that I xacto-knifed the lenses out o…
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OKAY so

sounds like Disney is gonna visually overhaul WDW Tomorrowland in the next few yrs

I'm here to tell you…
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YOU: *breathes*

ME: if mermaids have tiddy that means they're mammals and that means that they should have a thick…
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and once again, we're back to:
DIGITAL ADVERTISING IS CODE INJECTION
DIGITAL ADVERTISING IS CODE INJECTION
DIGITAL…
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