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RT : 5yo: Does everyone in the world have kids?
Me: No, some people decide they don’t want to have them.
5: I don’t want…
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I feel this tweet didn't do the numbers it deserved, so I'm giving y'all a second chance here. Or I'll take my devi…
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RT : WE ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF ROYALTY
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You can keep it alive, if you believe! Just starting using the word "He's a real misler" to describe mid-le…
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I <3 acronyms entirely because it saves my antisocial, lifelong-reading butt from stuff like thi…
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Gradually becoming my parents, part : walking around the empty house whistling (butchering) part of a song in a…
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RT : "𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘍𝘖𝘙 𝘍𝘜𝘙𝘙𝘠 𝘈𝘙𝘛, 𝘐𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘐𝘛?"
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Thanks! All 1/64"? That's impressive! I save my 1/64" tooling for special occasions (engrav…
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Wait, the story, or the capability? And if the capability: what was the rough verdict? Because I honestl…
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Dang, 0402?! Nicely done. Could I ask what tool you're using for engraving? I haven't trie…
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*slow clap for Twitter’s algorithms* (CC )
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RT : BINGO

Saying "we have a zero tolerance sick policy" is easy

But to actually implement it? My God you'd have to bo…
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RT : "Branch Manager and Assistant to the Branch Manager"
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Can’t wait to put ’s hymnal next to the good Reverend Neighbor’s bible!
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Looks like your chuck is a bit nervous about this op:
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The stuff I get every time I interact with my heme oncologist friend is quite something. (I got som…
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Wait, what part of "working on wildly aspirational projects with a bunch of nerds on a tight deadline"…
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RT : This is cool: most bignum libraries fail hilariously at primality testing when adversaries select the candidates (i…
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RT : A thing of beauty is a joy forever
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RT : Our friends had goats and one of them would get a little rowdy. I was nervous being aroun…
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RT : today I learned that goats who won't stop head butting have to wear pool noodles and it feels like information I sh…
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Googling, it turns out there are exactly zero bears living in Iowa, which surprises me. (The ursine kind of bears;…
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CC is turning out to be a total night person, so there’s a lot of conversation at bedtime. I’m trying to…
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RT : this is the best thread I've seen about society's confined roles for men, "acceptable" tropes for their emotional s…
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I have some converters that are super messy to fill in place, so I tend to fill with syringes. Blun…
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RT : "If you know you don't completely understand Machine Learning, and you know the Internet is a cauldron of evil.....…
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The blue dot is an accidental tattoo from when I slipped and poked myself with a syringe while refilling a fountain…
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Playing fetch, in that, like, you’re touching the mouse carcass and throwing around a tiny lifeless cor…
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Some extended friends are Danger people, so, yeah… (It’s not smartphones, but I want to hear about…
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Ah, yes, the classic heisensmile, where a small child is clearly happy until the act of observing that e…
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Are we sure it's not a take on the orientation of the stickers? (Also, an outcome in an orthogonal dire…
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Untitled (https://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2158782/why-other-countries-are-giving-china-licence-print-money)
A handful of countries are literally having China print their money. 2018, you keep outdoing yourself.
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RT : (Irony stares at this story wordlessly)

(Looks far into the distance, its expression unreadable)

(Walks out the d…
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Oh yay, just bought a ticket! (Now I’m wishing I’d boug…
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Is gravitational computation a thing? I swear to god: in an undergrad philosophy course i argued tha…
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RT : PEAK LONDON: London: Firefighter tries rescuing a Macaw parrot stuck in a roof, is told to 'F*ck off' by the bird —
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I am, this very moment, literally taking a twitter break while winetricks downloads some DLLs needed for the…
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One of these gigs is not like the others (at least, ever since the Grease Monkey extension was deprecated.) (Also,…
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“Josh” is a super boring American name that happens to start with a letter that many languages use, but basically n…
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RT : "..._Rough Diamonds Are Forever_ ... forget about such fanciful politically correct realism and return to the stark…
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RT : Antifa worked.
Antifa works.
Respectability and neoliberals failed to stop fascist resurgence but Leftist direct ac…
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RT : My wife and I recently got married and decided that neither of us would change our last names. Some people disagree…
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RT : Aim to have the courage of the Bishop of Orlando telling Pope Paul VI that the Moon was part of his diocese
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Okay, I love you both, it’s why I kick in on the Patreons. But, seriously, I have to be…
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RT : ah yes my kind of weddings
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RT : Perhaps it's disguised because Penrose has a patent on that tiling? He sued a toilet paper company…
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I cannot believe I never thought to make a döner robot. It’s the perfect excuse to sit around eating döne…
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Heaven is a real place.
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Ah, yes, the perseids peak is always amazing weather in San Francisco. (CC, short for Cursing Curses, )
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RT : Academic Torrents is a distributed system for sharing enormous datasets. So far they have made 27.23TB of research…
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RT : This just happened. What do I win????
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RT : Your Daily Affirmation:

I begin each day with a one positive thought and carry the energy through the day. Today I…
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Ah, the nearly-universal midwestern BFE. (Iowa is distinct, with close access to both Hy-Vee and Maid Ri…
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OMG you guys these lashes! (Filed under: "Phrases you didn't expect from ")
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Actual train of thought: “What is that?! *scoop* uh, ah, ew. Well, I don’t see any more, and he won’t…
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RT : It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Farm Crackers. Chick was givin' a keynote speech about connectin' juggal…
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RT : This reddit comment is incredible. Everything wrong with SF transportation, all right here.
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I'm glad pasta gets boiled for 10 minutes, as I just strained a little moth larva out of the foam on top of tonight…
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Untitled (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkvazIZx-F0)
I missed this when it came out six years ago: walk through a room where it rains, but it never rains on you.
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In case you're wondering why Vancouver is the first option on my "If I ever leave the States" list:
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: not sure I’ve seen you post this one…
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(“Fox hunt” is a “radio sport”, yes that is a thing, in which competitors find a hidden transmitter,…
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RT : Bodgeclump (noun): The accumulation of afterthoughts resulting from numerous pieces of ill-considered service desig…
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RT : My not-quite-2 y/o understands biometrics. He's noticed that sometimes the usual taps and swipes don't work on my i…
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Update: at timestamp 12:54, we get this amazing ✨CHOKE✨JOINT✨ technical render. (I have refrained from animating t…
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This is a pretty good intro to waveguides, which are something I’ve never actually worked with, but was curious abo…
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(This is the 20 second intro to screen I have yet to find anywhere else. It’s like 90% of w…
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Run ‘screen -Rd xyz’ to make a new “virtual” terminal you can run stuff in. Start your prog…
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I cannot wait to see what happens when they finally get bored of this, and/or figure out they can just get cigarett…
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RT : If you get tired of explaining rationales for things over and over a million times you're gonna suuuuuper hate bein…
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Just listened to The Urge (90s STL alt-ska-punk band) for the first time in, uh, a while. I was kinda stunned to ca…
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RT : 🤓Me (in Chinese): “Here is 120 yuan.”
👴🏼Shopkeeper: “Please pay with WeChat Pay.”
🤓Me: “Sorry, I don’t have that. I…
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Hunh. gmail OCRs images in your inbox, making them searchable. I just noticed when a search in my inbox turned up…
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