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Cupid; Or, The Whore With A Bow And Arrow - valtyr - Marvel Avengers Movies Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Sex pollen fic by valtry that isn't about the sex pollen-ees so much as the observers

"So I guess they don't work as planned," Clint says, surveying the scene. Still, it's funny. Clint can appreciate that.

"No shit?" Stark's faceplate turns towards him; there's probably glaring going on, like Clint would care even if he could see it. "Yeah, Hill? Get a hose up here, we need to get this stuff off them before Loki gets petted to tiny pieces."

"He actually seems to be enjoying himself," Clint says. "Make a note, this stuff works on Asgardians too."

Before Stark can come up with a snotty retort, Cap storms up in a cloud of self-righteous sexual frustration. Clint can sympathise; he's had his own dry spots, but ninety years is a hell of a run.
avengers  valtyr  length:short.-1k  from twitter
may 2012 by isweedan
Some Sunny Day - valtyr - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Timeshifted so Steve wakes up in a very futuristic 70s and things happen and they are lovely.
valtyr  Steve/Tony  avengers  length:medium.5k-10k  from twitter
january 2012 by isweedan
Archive of Our Own » works show
So! This historical AU where Steve is like unto Sir Francis Drake and captures Tony for Queen Bess? AWESOME.
valtyr  historicalau  length:medium.5k-10k  Steve/Tony  avengers  from twitter
january 2012 by isweedan
Give and Take
Natasha Stark has been turned into a guy. Her husband cheers her up.
valtyr  Steve/Tony  length:short.1k-5k  avengers  from twitter
november 2011 by isweedan
Idle Rainbow
Steve/Tony first time fic. "You know, you're like the pushiest virgin ever."

"Take these off."

"You know, we don't have to do anything you're not totally comfortable with," Tony said tentatively, and Steve nodded.

"Yes, I know. You've been quite clear on the subject. I am totally comfortable with nudity right now."

"I wouldn't want you to regret anything."

"That's sweet of you." Steve tugged firmly, and Tony lifted his hips and let Steve strip him. He stared up at the ceiling as the mattress shifted under him, hearing what was certainly the sound of Steve's pants joining his on the floor, and then he could feel warm skin sliding over his and Steve's face appeared, which was an improvement on the ceiling.

"Hi," Steve said, and Tony gave him a sheepish grin.
avengers  Steve/Tony  valtyr  length:short.1k-5k  from twitter
october 2011 by isweedan
age is an irrational number
Steve and Tony grow old together (...kinda.)

"Danvers claims to be retiring," said Fury in undertones of furious outrage. He'd already disposed of his bow tie somewhere, and his buttonhole was missing most of its leaves. Steve sincerely hoped he hadn't had a fistfight with Danvers. "What's she up to?"

"I think she's retiring," Steve said placidly, disentangling toddler fingers from baby shoelaces. "She said she was done."

"You're never done with this job."

"I hear she's going to live on the Kree homeworld, as a liaison."

"Leaving this job is practically treason."

"She also said if she quit while on top, instead of waiting for you to push her out again, it'd bug you for years."

"Ha!" Fury seethed for a minute. The baby squawked, and he tickled it under the chin; it grinned at him. Babies, inexplicably, tended to like Fury. "Whose kids are these?"

"A Richards and a Danvers."

"Captain Babysitter."

Steve shrugged.
valtyr  Steve/Tony  avengers  marriage  length:medium.5k-10k  from twitter
october 2011 by isweedan
Tears Will Be Mandatory For This Event - valtyr - Marvel Ultimates [Archive of Our Own]
I could seriously read...a ...a very large number of Steve/Tony NY marriage equality reaction fics.

"Blah blah civil rights liberty Nazis," Steve said, more or less, in a very serious voice. Tony yawned and pressed closer to his side. He'd had been taking call after call from various news organisations who were probably hoping for outraged comments about the sanctity of marriage and the general depravity of the modern age. Steve had the glitter in his eye that suggested he was enjoying disappointing scandal hunters, and Tony had tuned out the stream of platitudes an hour ago in favour of channel-surfing for reactions. Some sort of religious fundamentalist was predicting the downfall of society on Fox; Steve's eyes narrowed dangerously. "Blah blah justice for all God is love. Hitler." he said - or something like that - and slammed the phone shut. "Turn that off. Or over. Go back to the channel with all the dancing and cheering."
valtyr  avengers  marriage  Steve/Tony  length:short.-1k  from twitter
october 2011 by isweedan
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
The one where Steve and Tony are married with sekrit identities and Iron Man is a supervillain! :DDDDD

(The start weirded me out a bit, but it is seriously SO GOOD.)

He looked back at Zemo just in time to see him grab Captain America's cowl and rip it free, revealing -

revealing -


"Jesus Christ," he said flatly, but the armour's voice drowned in the murmur of confusion and speculation. Zemo was staring down at Cap - Steve - clearly not recognising him.

New information meant a new plan, and there was no way he could watch this go down. Not a chance in hell, not even if it got him killed.

"That's Steven Stark," he called out, and eyes turned to him. "Stark Enterprises?"

"He owns Stark - " the Rhino began with a puzzled frown, and Tony cut him off.

"Married to the CEO. To Tony Stark."

"Your suit is of Stark manufacture," Zemo turned towards him and Tony nodded, strolling forward, each step an exercise in self-control. To look casual, to not cast more than an uninterested glance at Steve. There was blood matting his hair; did he have a head injury? He’d never been so glad for the perpetual poker face of the Iron Man.

"That’s right. If I'd known... well, too late now. But I should think what you'll do to him will cause enough hurt to Stark to satisfy me." Steve's shoulders slumped, and he looked up at Iron Man with despair in his eyes. His pupils were blown; he'd been drugged.

"He won't die quickly," Zemo assured him, and Tony's stomach swooped at the thought of all the terrible things that could happen to Steve. There wasn't a villain in this room who hadn't come off the worse from Captain America. Tony took a slow breath, and then tilted his head as if in incredulity.

"That's it?" he infused as much doubt into his cold metallic tones as he could, and Zemo seemed taken aback, chin coming up.


"You're just going to kill him?"

Zemo's masked face glared him down. "You're suggesting I let him live?"
avengers  Steve/Tony  valtyr  length:long.20k-50k  from twitter
october 2011 by isweedan
Childhood Sweetheart - valtyr - Marvel Adventures: Avengers [Archive of Our Own]
NY same sex marriage laws and Tony and Steve's reaction :DDDDD "Dibs on Thor as my best man"

It passed.

Steve hugged his knees to his chest gleefully. Any minute now, he'd get up and tell someone, and they'd be excited together, but right now it was just him and the TV, and he could privately glory in what America was becoming.

He heard running footsteps in the hall; they stopped dead outside the door to the den, and Steve turned his head just to see Tony wander in, affecting casualness but unable to keep the grin from his face.

"Hey," Steve said, and he was smiling so wide his face was aching a little.

"Hey you," Tony leaned over the back of the couch and wrapped his arms around Steve, pressing a scratchy kiss to the back of his neck.

Can we get married, Steve managed to refrain from asking. If he was going to propose to Tony - and of course he was - he should do it properly, not just blurt it out the second the laws passed.
length:short.-1k  valtyr  avengers  marriage  Steve/Tony  from twitter
october 2011 by isweedan
pillow biter
Tony Stark, you TROLL. <3333333 Steve/Tony Vampire!Steve AU

Steve glared rigidly ahead, chin on his fists and elbows on the table, refusing to look to his right - where Tony was waiting to catch his eye - or his left, where Wanda was staring at him with a mildly puzzled expression. He focused on Fury, who was finishing up the meeting.

"And Clint, we've had a request for you to stop cleaning your gun at people."

"How can you clean a gun at someone?" Clint said in his most reasonable tone, and Fury grinned, revealing his jagged fangs.

"I guess it's one of your super-special marksman powers, Clint, just stop doing it."

Steve could hear the scratch of pen on paper to his left, and then paper tore. A moment later, he could feel the heat of Tony's arm close to his own cool flesh as a note was slipped under his arm. He held out for five seconds before shooting a glance down.

skin of a killer

"Tony!" he snarled, whipping round to bare his fangs, and Tony was already laughing so hard he swayed in his chair.
avengers  Steve/Tony  length:short.1k-5k  valtyr  vampires  from twitter
october 2011 by isweedan
The Emperor's Fury
I just want EVERYONE IN THE WORLD to read this & talk with me about how wonderful it is. ♥ &tony/steve; &romeAU;

Steve is an ex-gladiator. Tony wears a toga. Together, they litigate civil cases. Also a surprising amount of boating
Steve/Tony  avengers  romanesque  length:long.20k-50k  valtyr  from twitter
october 2011 by isweedan
On The Record - valtyr - Marvel Adventures: Avengers [Archive of Our Own]
Steve thought they *were* datingggggggg.

Tony gaped in simple, uncomplicated horror at the headline. There was usually an element of pride, or comedy, or anger at a bad headline, but this was pure oh God no. He fumbled for his coffee mug and took a swig. It was too damn early for this. On the weekend, too.

"Pepper?" he bleated, and she nodded, her fingers already tapping at the touchscreen of her phone. "Okay, just - can we hide the papers from him?"

"I'll unplug the TV." Pepper strode towards the door, then backed up fast before two hundred and fifty pounds of gorgeous blond morning person.

"Good morning Ms Potts," Steve stopped for pleasantries, of course, which gave Tony the chance to hide three copies of the paper under the tablecloth. "Are those new shoes?"

"Why yes," and he could almost hear Pepper blush. "You're so observant!"

"That's right," Steve said gravely. "I'm a natural observer. It's not at all because I like to stare at ladies' ankles." A giggle, and then Pepper's heels were tapping down the hallway and Steve advanced to take his seat.
avengers  Steve/Tony  length:short.1k-5k  valtyr  from twitter
october 2011 by isweedan
Domestic Partnership - valtyr - Marvel Ultimates [Archive of Our Own]
Steve and Tony are getting married and Tony is having ALL the stress and snappishness. Steve has a solution! spoiler: it is not blowjobs
valtyr  Steve/Tony  avengers  length:short.1k-5k  marriage  from twitter
october 2011 by isweedan
Daytime TV - valtyr - Marvel Ultimates [Archive of Our Own]
Tony buys Steve a mp3 player. <3333333333

"What are you watching?" said Stark, and Steve glanced at him before turning back to the screen. Fury had apologized for the crappy little television, but to him it looked huge and clear and - well, it was in colour.

"Maury," he said curtly, and Stark chuckled. The mattress shifted as Stark sat down next to him, and Steve gave him a glare that rolled right off the man's smile. He might have only known Stark a day, but he knew a presumptuous asshole when he saw one. And a drunk, too, by the faint aroma of whiskey that he carried with him even at three in the afternoon.

"You must be bored," Stark said, and Steve shrugged. He wasn't bored at all. His initial disgust at being forced to spend another day in bed 'recovering' had quickly dissipated. Two hours staring at the gaudy screen had convinced him he was in the future the way hours of briefing hadn't. He'd been convinced it was a Nazi plot, but channel after channel of bright images had slowly changed his mind.

"Is this real?" he said, and Stark raised his eyebrows. "Are these people... are they actors?"

"I'm afraid not," said Stark. "These are real people."
Steve/Tony  avengers  length:short.-1k  valtyr  from twitter
october 2011 by isweedan
Horn and Ivory
SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMG. Tony/Steve Avengers/Inception crossover of CLEVER and AWESOME.

He shut his eyes, and opened them again, but a PASIV device still sat in the middle of the table. He ran a finger over the case, and came up with dust. The PASIV was old, very old, maybe even a model from his time. He leaned in for a closer look, and memory met new knowledge and he blinked at the small words engraved on the steel of the vial cradle.

Stark Industries.

That - surely wasn't right, was a trick. But no, it sounded right, Stark Industries had lent the PASIV device to Project Rebirth, it hadn't been any use to them because they couldn't maintain a reliable level of sedation except with dangerous drugs. Repeated use of the PASIV caused slow damage to the pancreas - unless you had an enhanced metabolism.

Stark stood in the centre of a park, hands in his pockets, looking around as if waiting for someone. He wore the same suit he had worn in the other place, but Steve had his Captain America costume on, not the sleek modern one he'd been given but the old familiar second skin. Steve took an instinctive step towards the cover of a tree, but the motion caught Stark's attention, and he turned and smiled.

"There you are. I was just going to come find you." Had he been waiting for Steve? Was this a trap? "You're the same..."

"The same?"

"You haven't - " Stark took a step towards him, and frowned. "That's odd. You're still in the old costume, but your face... " Stark stepped up and cupped his jaw familiarly. "This is the real Cap's face. I'm sure I used to imagine you more lantern-jawed."

"Oh," Steve said blankly.

"Aren't you going to tell me you missed me?" Stark's mouth curved in a teasing smile, and Steve smiled back, as he seemed to expect it. "You're as dumbstruck as the real Cap."

"The real Cap?"
avengers  inception  crossover  Steve/Tony  length:medium.5k-10k  valtyr  from twitter
october 2011 by isweedan
Trial and Error - valtyr - Marvel Adventures: Avengers [Archive of Our Own]
RT : So basically I've got a gabillion tabs of Valtyr's Steve/Tony fic open. This is a Good Life Choice.

Written for the prompt: "Steve/Tony, unrequited love/pining. Except this time, it's Steve with the crush and Tony who's oblivious. Bonus points if Tony isn't crushing on Steve at first because he honestly never even thought of it, but when he finds out he realizes that he approves. Enthusiastically." I focused rather heavily on the bonus points.
valtyr  avengers  Steve/Tony  length:short.1k-5k  from twitter
october 2011 by isweedan

"Anyone want the last doughnut?" said Peter, eyeing it.

"Yes," said Cap firmly. Peter silently pushed the plate across the kitchen table.

"Never mind." Jessica patted his shoulder consolingly. "People who wear costumes like ours have to watch our diets."

"Are you saying I'm fat?" Peter demanded in mock outrage.

"Actually I've often thought that having a fantastic ass must be an important part of the whole Spider-franchise," said Cap, and put his head in his hands.

There was an awkward silence. Logan opened another beer.

"I don't care if your liver regenerates; you drink too much." Cap didn't look up. "And Peter, I can always tell when you're staring at me beneath your mask. And it's far too often."
Steve/Tony  avengers  valtyr  length:short.1k-5k  from twitter
october 2011 by isweedan

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