isweedan + pretenddating   49

dirtynumbangelboy - magpie_fngrl - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
After Harry’s unfortunate encounter with his ex, Draco Malfoy makes him a proposition. Draco wants his parents to stop matchmaking him and Harry wants to make his ex jealous. All they need to do is simply pretend they’re in love. Problem is… Draco already is.
HarryPotter  draco/harry  length:long.20k-50k  magpie_fngrl  pretenddating 
january 2018 by isweedan
Summer Holiday
pretend relationshipping because your partner got you reservations at non-het island resort and also gangsters
cirnellie  muncle  length:medium.5k-10k  pretenddating  napoleon/illya  from twitter
january 2017 by isweedan
Make My Wish Come True
Jack makes up a pretend boyfriend in a didn't-go-to-samwell AU and the bf sounds a lot like shitty's friend Eric
lady_ragnell  checkplease!  length:medium.5k-10k  jack/bitty  pretenddating  from twitter
december 2016 by isweedan
At the Ready
Good fic is such a drug - this one about Poe Dameron volunteering to be Leia's pretend-boytoy for a mission is A+++

She could tell Dameron to light himself on fire and he'd say absolutely, General, happy to help! Of course she tried not to, but if he kept insisting on volunteering for missions without bothering to find out the parameters first, well. Maybe he deserved what he got.
length:short.1k-5k  poe/leia  StarWars  atrata  pretenddating  from twitter
october 2016 by isweedan
but like waves
In the splapshot to the heart collection, pr_scatterbrain wrote some EARLY DAYS sid/geno Pretend Wedding Date dating


Over their season and a half together, Sidney has become one of Evgeni’s closest friends. Maybe they can’t always understand what the other is saying, but Evgeni’s always felt that they understood each other. However there is a reason the Penguins drank shots for each person Sidney unknowingly turned down the last time they went out to celebrate after a win. The hangovers half the team ended up with were evidence of it.

Sidney really is that oblivious – and that’s with people who speak the same language as him.

He would have no idea if he was being introduced to Ksenia’s great aunt as Evgeni’s boyfriend at the Gonchar's vow renewal.

hockeyrpf  SidneyCrosby/EvgeniMalkin  length:medium.5k-10k  pr_scatterbrain  pretenddating  from twitter
march 2016 by isweedan
But I'm a Stormtrooper!
Finn and Poe are undercover as a pretend couple and there are amusingly named cocktails


A Resistance pilot and a reformed stormtrooper walk into a bar. Finn's not sure what the punchline is, but he's almost certain it's gonna hurt. (He's wrong.)
length:short.1k-5k  ester_inc  StarWars  finn/poe  pretenddating  from twitter
january 2016 by isweedan
The Rummy Affair of the Brinkley Ball
The Rummy Affair of the Brinkley Ball Jeeves and Wooster and a fun hijinks filled event with pretend dating



In which there are unlikely allies, a party, and everyone is everyone else's beard.
culumacilinte  yuletide  length:medium.5k-10k  jeevesandwooster  jeeves/wooster  pretenddating  from twitter
january 2016 by isweedan
Out of This Place
Marcus's disagreeable uncle invites them to rome and while they are there esca does a pretend relationship
sineala  theeagle  marcus/esca  length:medium.5k-10k  pretenddating  from twitter
january 2016 by isweedan
A Case Study in Non-Traditional Pack Dynamics
Carey takes PK to the Greater Pacific Northwest Werewolf Symposium there is pretend relationshipping

"Well, you're going to have to bring him along anyway," Kayla says.

"Bring me where?" PK asks, flipping his menu open.

"The Greater Pacific Northwest Werewolf Symposium," Kayla says. "Duh."
7iris  length:medium.5k-10k  careyprice/pksubban  hockeyrpf  werewolves  pretenddating  from twitter
december 2015 by isweedan
jump, check parachute
Foggy Nelson: good at law, terrible at feelings. Needless pining friends w/benefits -> friends to lovers :DDD
augustbird  length:medium.10k-20k  daredevil  matt/foggy  pretenddating  from twitter
august 2015 by isweedan
It Lingers

Hobbits can only see colors once they've touched their soulmate, the colors fading with time. This is a problem when Thorin accompanies Bilbo back to the Shire after the reparations in Erebor are underway. Bilbo had written to his relatives back when things were better between them that he'd found his colors, but seemingly hadn't managed to make himself inform them that he'd lost them again, something that Thorin is only now realizing how much he regrets.

So just for this trip Bilbo asks Thorin to help him convince his relatives that he is still able to see colors. It will only take a few touches here or there, and don't worry, nothing will come of it.
pretenddating  zarabal  length:medium.5k-10k  hobbit  bilbo/thorin  from twitter
january 2015 by isweedan
if you love someone
nonhockey sid/geno pretend dating au <33


Forbes family reunions are an Event, capitalised and all.

Sidney’s dying, and it’s mostly because his great aunt Patricia won’t stop asking when he’s going to bring a nice girl to meet them, while everyone within earshot sniggers into their drinks. She’s somehow the only one who doesn’t know Sidney’s bisexual, and that it could very well be a not-so-nice boy he brings home one day.

So he’s looking around frantically for an excuse to A) assert his sexuality to his slightly homophobic great aunt and B) escape, when he spots it in the form of a tall, dark and handsome stranger walking into the backyard with his second cousin Keith.
cathedralhearts  length:short.1k-5k  hockeyrpf  SidneyCrosby/EvgeniMalkin  pretenddating  from twitter
december 2014 by isweedan
it's free (and always will be)
the one where Derek has to marry a human to save werewolf!facebook and it's Stiles. He's completely doomed.
length:long.20k-50k  pretenddating  derek/stiles  teenwolf  kellifer_fic  maichan  from twitter
december 2014 by isweedan
I could be wrong, I could be ready
I have finished the GallyA/BGally fic and do hereby rec it soundly! It's GREAT. Really nice twist on fake dating. <33


It takes a moment for Alex to place the picture: it’s Brendan and him, in Alex’s car—it’s from today, when they were leaving practice. The window is open and Brendan is grinning. Alex, behind him, looks more tired than anything. Their hands are twined together over the console. The photo is on Twitter and the caption reads, "Maybe not just American boys for , eh?"

(In which the internet finds some photos from the WJC '13 celebrations that change Alex's life forever, and he and Brendan find out quickly exactly how gullible and reactionary people can be. Things escalate. Feelings and shenanigans ensue.)
12ways  hockeyrpf  length:long.20k-50k  alexgalchenyuk/brendangallagher  pretenddating  from twitter
november 2014 by isweedan
The Gentlest Chains: Downtime
first kiss/first time fic in the gentlest chains pretend-we're-bonded 'verse <3333333
ladyjanelly  length:medium.5k-10k  hockeyrpf  SidneyCrosby/EvgeniMalkin  soulbond  pretenddating  from twitter
august 2014 by isweedan
With or Without You
this is a middle=quality pretend mates/dates fic but I enjoyed it! comfortingly predictable/tropish


Derek thinks that the mating rituals are overly romanticized bullshit, but claiming a mate and defending them from challengers is something werewolves do, and his pack can't afford to appear weak after the fire. Especially not when Deucalion and his friends are in town for the rituals. Enter Stiles Stilinski, who offers to let Derek claim him so he won't be overrun at the ceremonies. Nothing goes as expected.
kouriarashi  length:long.50k-100k  teenwolf  derek/stiles  pretenddating  from twitter
march 2014 by isweedan
Boy Next Door Nice
this is not the danny/stiles pretend relationship fic of my heart but it was OK
tsukinofaerii  teenwolf  stiles/danny  length:medium.5k-10k  pretenddating  from twitter
march 2014 by isweedan
make you a believer - Katarin - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
PK pretends he and Carey are dating, without telling Carey. It's Christmas with the Subbans!
katarin  careyprice/pksubban  hockeyrpf  length:medium.5k-10k  pretenddating  from twitter
january 2014 by isweedan
Smile Again - mistresscurvy - One Direction (Band) [Archive of Our Own]
You guys, writes DELIGHTFUL words in delightful combinations. Fireman!Liam/Louis pretend xmas dating
1D  mistresscurvy  length:medium.10k-20k  liam/louis  pretenddating  from twitter
january 2014 by isweedan
Love among the Hydrothermal Vents - DevilDoll - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
devildoll writes steve/tony pretend relationship b/c Namor is wooing Steve "Love among the Hydrothermal Vents"
devildoll  avengers  tony/steve  length:long.20k-50k  pretenddating  from twitter
november 2013 by isweedan
Love's a Battlefield (and the Navy Did Not Train Steve for This Shit)
This H50 fic has me laughing in delight! It began as Steve making up a boyfriend and now it is so much banter!
cyerus  H50  steve/danny  length:medium.10k-20k  pretenddating  from twitter
september 2013 by isweedan
we knew every line - magneticwave - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Scott and Stiles are pretend-dating at a Werewolf Leadership Symposium! But then Stiles meets Derek at a pannel! A+++

What happens at the North American Lycanthropy and Leadership Symposium stays at the North American Lycanthropy and Leadership Symposium. // Or, Stiles is totally going to be the best fake boyfriend ever. According to Allison and Lydia, he and Scott rate 17/20 in believability and 19/20 in cuteness. They’ve got this shit locked down.
magneticwave  length:medium.5k-10k  pretenddating  derek/stiles  teenwolf  from twitter
august 2013 by isweedan
Electricity In the Contact
Quite pleased by this 27k pretend-mated fic where Stiles accompanies Derek to an ~alpha symposium~ and things happen


In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that's not what it's called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he's not going to make it out of this weekend alive.
ladyblahblah  teenwolf  derek/stiles  pretenddating  length:long.20k-50k  from twitter
july 2013 by isweedan
Diplomatic Tension
For reasons the whole gang plays pretend-pack and Derek and Stiles play pretend-mates. We know how this'll turn out!
length:medium.5k-10k  pretenddating  teenwolf  derek/stiles  janekrahe  from twitter
june 2013 by isweedan
Behind this Wall of Metaphors
KStew and Tazer pretend to have a serious relationship because they are stupidly in pining for Charlize//Kaner Funfunfun


In which KStew and Tazer meet in a bar, hookup, becoming bros who bone, talk about their gay crushes, and begin fake dating in an attempt to make said gay crushes jealous. Mostly in that order.
kristenstewart/jonathantoews  pretenddating  patrickkane/jonathantoews  kstew/charlize  length:long.20k-50k  hockeyrpf  cherryvanilla  impertinence  from twitter
june 2013 by isweedan
Don't Worry Baby
a sort of hookerfic where stiles is derek's kept boy and there is pretend dating among other things

"You know you're allowed to ask for vanilla sex, right?" he says, afterwards. "We can do whatever you want. That's kind of the point."

Derek doesn't respond.
kalpurna  length:medium.10k-20k  pretenddating  teenwolf  derek/stiles  from twitter
january 2013 by isweedan
According to Plans
Teen wolf WIP with pretend dating because there is a faerie and sometimes glitter bombs. Comfy read!

Five times Stiles and Derek pretend to be boyfriends, and the one time they didn't have to pretend at all. (Or: in which Stiles' plan for senior year is completely ruined by a supernatural creature stalking him.)
eldee  teenwolf  pretenddating  derek/stiles  length:long.50k-100k  from twitter
january 2013 by isweedan
Catalysis - Anonymous - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Stiles asks Danny to be his pretend bf while his Gran is in town. Inconveniently there is also a pack of vampires.

It would be awesome if there were some way to get her to lay off on the topic, to be able to say “hey, look Gran, I’m not a total failure at human contact!” Ha, the easiest thing to do would be to find someone for just the next few weeks, but it’s not like you can just walk up to someone and -

pretenddating  stiles/danny  teenwolf  kim47  length:medium.10k-20k  from twitter
november 2012 by isweedan
Elizabeth/Jack Sparrow pretend-to-be-married fic

Two years after AWE, Elizabeth has a clever plan to claim her inheritance. She just needs someone to help her with one little detail ...
marriage  pretenddating  penknife  length:medium.10k-20k  potc  jack/elizabeth  from twitter
october 2012 by isweedan
Rating: Mature Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Relationship: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek HaleStiles StilinskiErica ReyesIsaac LaheyBoydJackson WhittemorePack - CharacterSheriff StilinskiSco
Werewolf convocation/singles mixer where there is CAMPING and also pretend dating oh my god I love fandom.

Even though he’s making fun of it, Stiles thinks the whole thing sounds awesome and, like most stuff these days, the experience is going to be totally wasted on Scott.
pretenddating  kellifer_fic  teenwolf  derek/stiles  length:medium.5k-10k  from twitter
october 2012 by isweedan
Wishing it's real (and knowing it's not)
Mikey/Ray pretend dating twitfic and ficfic by penny and lfoxxx <3

After a break-up, Mikey needs a pretend boyfriend to make the ex jealous. Ray's just the man for the job.
pretenddating  pennyplainknits  ladyfoxxx  length:medium.5k-10k  not!fic  mcr  bandom  mikey/ray  from twitter
october 2012 by isweedan
romantical | Weekend, fangirls, and ficlets
romantical's fills for the trope meme, including a very fun frank/gerard/mikey pretend to be married one
frank/gerard/mikey  romantical  bandom  mcr  length:short.1k-5k  pretenddating  marriage  from twitter
september 2012 by isweedan
Buddy System - Gorgeous Nerd (gorgeousnerd) - Bandom, Fall Out Boy, Panic At The Disco [Archive of Our Own]
patrick/spencer pretend dating that is sweet and adorable <33


Playing shows solo is one thing. Going to bars solo is something else entirely.
gorgeousnerd  bandom  patd  fob  pretenddating  length:short.1k-5k  from twitter
august 2012 by isweedan
Don't Get Me Wrong
Gerard/Mikey pretend dating! o/ Mikey needs a date for a work event. Gerard steps in.

{damn that fade to black. ::shakes fist::}
gerard/mikey  pretenddating  alpheratz  bandom  mcr  length:short.1k-5k  from twitter
august 2012 by isweedan
Curiosity Killed the Cat (Satisfaction Brought Him Back) - fleurdeliser, tuesdaysgone - My Chemical Romance [Archive of Our Own]
Fic where FRANK is the internet's NASA boyfriend. :D

Julie: Now I want, like... a modern day NASAverse.
Lars: Shut uppppp omg.
Julie: And then FRANK could be the internet's NASA boyfriend. And Gerard would laugh at him a lot.
Lars: I hate you.
Julie: You love me.
frank/gerard  pretenddating  bandom  mcr  length:short.1k-5k  fleurdeliser  tuesdaysgone  from twitter
august 2012 by isweedan
Even a Miracle Needs a Hand - victoria_p (musesfool) - The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011) [Archive of Our Own]
Darcy takes Clint home to be her fake!boyfriend for Christmas. &Darcy;

Darcy knows things are bad when she comes back to her desk after the four pm briefing and finds the box of cookies in her inbox. It's not that her dad doesn't send her cookies pretty regularly--he does, often enough that various members of the team materialize at her desk now within five minutes of her opening the box (apparently, the folks who gather intelligence for SHIELD really like cookies, because they are totally on top of it). But this close to Christmas, he's usually in full-on holiday baking mode, which means look but don't touch, Darcy, don't you want to leave some cookies for Santa?
avengers  clint/Darcy  pretenddating  length:medium.10k-20k  from twitter
january 2012 by isweedan
Pretend Boyfriends Notfic - fictionalaspect - Panic At The Disco, Bandom [Archive of Our Own]
[...] Ryan made out with a dude. Spencer is never going to be able to top that, and Ryan fucking knows it. Dammit.
pretenddating  not!fic  fictionalaspect  spencer/brendon  patd  bandom  length:short.1k-5k  from twitter
january 2012 by isweedan
The Holiday - Chapter 1 - sunsetmog - Panic At The Disco [Archive of Our Own]
You watched that stupid movie. I'm blaming you. Or: Brendon and Spencer vacation in Wales at Christmas. pretendhusbands

She leaned in conspiratorially. "I must say, they were ever so excited when they saw your special request on the booking form. They've never done it before! So they've gone all out for you. And on top of the Christmas decorations you requested. The place looks wonderful."

"Um," Spencer said, since he was so tired his brain felt muffled. "That's great," he settled for, after a moment.

"They've really made the place nice," she went on, settling herself down on her chair again, and waving Spencer down into the empty seat on the other side of the desk. The other woman watched him with interest from behind the cash register, and offered him a cookie. He took one, because cookies were nice and he was a little confused. "Just a few bits of paperwork to get out of the way first, and then you can follow me in your car down to the cottage. I'm off in a minute anyway, and we'll knock up Dave and Mary on the way past, let them know you're here. They'll want to see your reaction, anyway. They spent ages putting the decs and everything up."

"Right," Spencer said, vaguely considering what Anna meant by knock up, and hoping it meant something different than what it meant back home. "Yes." He took another cookie as the printer creaked into action, and then Anna handed him the first batch of pages.

"Here's your booking, and your requests, and proof of your payment; just sign there. And here are the conditions of use of the cottage - no smoking being the main one, but take a look through. Because of all the candles, there's an extra bit here about not leaving them unattended. Here's a list of contact numbers—for us and for emergencies—and I'm just printing you off some updated information about the area. Gloria's put you together a Welcome Pack, too, full of things for you and your husband to do on your honeymoon." She winked at him. "If you want to leave the cottage, that is!"
pretenddating  patd  brendon/spencer  bandom  length:long.20k-50k  wip  sunsetmog  from twitter
december 2011 by isweedan
Better Off As Lovers
Better Off As Lovers by hermette - a bden/spencer fake dating story of <33333

Two weeks into the tour, and Brendon and Spencer have been locked in two closets, three storage rooms, the bus’s back lounge, and a walk in freezer.

“You f-f-fuckers,” Brendon says, once Ian and Dallon have unlocked the door and they’ve tumbled out, fingers locked up, lips tinged blue. “Give me your fucking hoodie, you shitface.”

“Temper, temper,” Ian says, but he tugs off his hoodie – “Dude, that’s fucking mine”, Spencer snaps – and hands it over.

“Sharesies,” Brendon says. He pulls it on and more or less climbs Spencer, trying to pull the edges of it around him. It doesn’t quite work – it’s a good hoodie, not a magic hoodie – but once they’re out of the freezer Spencer starts warming up pretty quickly. Brendon teeth are still chattering though, so Spencer lets him hang off his shoulders and runs his hands over Brendon’s back in broad, sweeping motions until Brendon stops shaking.
hermette  bandom  patd  pretenddating  brendon/spencer  length:short.1k-5k  from twitter
september 2011 by isweedan
Indoor Fireworks
I *must* have read/commented this on LJ when it first came out. BEST of Spencer/Brendon fic. Srsly.

The first thing that comes out of Spencer's mouth is, "Um, do you have any rates set up for not having sex with people?"

"I think you have the wrong number," the voice on the other end of the line says, and hangs up.

Written in response to a prompt from the Bandom Pretend Dating Festival.
brendon/spencer  patd  bandom  sexwork  pretenddating  fictionalaspect  from twitter
september 2011 by isweedan

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