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In a Song
YOU GUYS. YOU GUYYYYYS. THIS FIC WHERE SID HAS A CURSE AND PEOPLE CAN ONLY SING THEIR FEELINGS AT HIM.
cheesewithmy  length:short.1k-5k  SidneyCrosby/EvgeniMalkin  hockeyrpf  DELETED  from twitter
january 2015 by isweedan
This Week's Matchup
There’s a new guy in Pat’s fantasy league this year and he calls himself Captain of the Madhouse.

Pat rolls his eyes. Captain of the Madhouse, come the fuck on. There's only one Captain of the Madhouse and he’s probably sitting at home tending to his fucking wheatgrass on their night off.
hikaru  hockeyrpf  length:short.1k-5k  patrickkane/jonathantoews  DELETED  from twitter
december 2014 by isweedan
The One with the Football
Sidney and Geno and American T-giving & Football. also French Canadians

Summary:

“Why do we have to play football?” Sid complains when Tanger shows up to drag him out to the park.

“Tradition,” Tanger chirps back from beneath his backwards cap. Sid sighs long-sufferingly, which is just another part of the tradition at this point, honestly. He was, after all, dressed and waiting when Tanger arrived. “Besides,” Tanger adds once Sid is in the car, buckling into his seat, “we have to defend our title.”
cheesewithmy  length:short.1k-5k  SidneyCrosby/EvgeniMalkin  hockeyrpf  DELETED  from twitter
december 2014 by isweedan
tigers on a gold leash
a slight expansion on That One Time Jordan Eberle Got Serious About Sex Toys Etc.
JordanEberle/TaylorHall/RyanNugent-Hopkins  hockeyrpf  length:short.1k-5k  mockturtletale  DELETED  from twitter
august 2013 by isweedan
We are soaring - ObscuredMemory (keptinkirk) - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Tyler Bozak is Very Much Not Okay with flying but he was more OK with it when Phil was his buddy in not-okay-ness


Summary:

Tyler never wanted to admit it, but he really isn't okay.
obscuredmemory  hockeyrpf  tylerbozak/philkessel  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  from twitter
july 2013 by isweedan
down on my bended knees
Kane/Toews facial pwp because all that champagne spraying was ~inspirational

Johnny watches the motion of Patrick's throat as he swallows, the long stretch of his neck as he tilts his head back and stares up, as he raises his eyebrows, a wordless what you waiting for?
listedheart  patrickkane/jonathantoews  length:short.1k-5k  hockeyrpf  DELETED  from twitter
july 2013 by isweedan
Kiss And Make Up - derryderrydown - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Jaromír Jágr and Mario Lemieux were best friends. Then they weren't.
Sid has a cunning plan...

Delightful!
derryderrydown  length:short.1k-5k  hockeyrpf  jaromirjagr/mariolemieux  DELETED  from twitter
july 2013 by isweedan
Rumor Has It
Summary:

Jackson heard a rumor about Danny at the Jungle, and wants to know if it's true. Danny mostly just wants to go to sleep.
queenitsy  teenwolf  danny/jackson  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  from twitter
may 2013 by isweedan
i said if i'm honest, i fell for you that last night
Five times Alex Galchenyuk was totes in denial. (Or, Brendan's face is dumb and his smile isn't great at all.)
mistfarer  length:short.1k-5k  alexgalchenyuk/brendangallagher  hockeyrpf  DELETED  from twitter
april 2013 by isweedan
Scents and Sense-Ability - WhoNatural - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
lydia uses derek to choose a new perfume for herself. Derek smells/follows a delicious scent. (It is stiles)

In which Lydia finds a solitary Derek wandering around a mall, and siezes her chance to take advantage of his sniffer-dog tendencies. He may get distracted by another scent in the air.
whonatural  teenwolf  length:short.1k-5k  derek/stiles  DELETED  from twitter
march 2013 by isweedan
ain't nobody loves me better
Aww, fic where Megan thinks Gabe and Pete are in a relationship-with-sex but they are not but it works out well

Happy poly fluffy feel-better sometimes-life-is-too-hard-for-anything-but-a-pete-and-gabe-brain-dump storytime.
lalejandra  length:short.1k-5k  pete/gabe  DELETED  from twitter
february 2013 by isweedan
C'mon, Danny
How Claude coming on Danny's face became a thing (and Danny coming on Claude's didn't)
hanet  DannyBriere/ClaudeGiroux  length:short.1k-5k  hockeyrpf  DELETED  from twitter
february 2013 by isweedan
they say i'm up and coming (like i'm fucking in an elevator)
under-the-radio-desk on-air blowjobs in revenge for Nick getting Harry that birthday stripper. hee
shuttermutt  onedirection  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  nick/harry  from twitter
february 2013 by isweedan
I apologize for any skipping tracks
"Gabe/sub!Pete After their first scene." - doms need aftercare too - by lalejandra
lalejandra  bandom  pete/gabe  length:short.1k-5k  fob  cobrastarship  DELETED  from twitter
january 2013 by isweedan
Tragedy in Three Acts
Cool fic where Derek is mostly human and magic, and Laura bit Stiles before she died.

The idea of bringing in a pair of hormonal, teenaged werewolves to help him hunt down Laura’s killer is probably not his best, but you have to work with the tools you have. Or: The one where Derek is human and Stiles is a werewolf.
cheesewithmy  teenwolf  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  from twitter
december 2012 by isweedan
Lay Lady Lay
merlin/aag!arthur reincarnation RT : oh my fucking god this may be the hottest thing I've ever read

Merlin has waited centuries for Arthur to be born again. When he finally is, he's a bit different than Merlin remembers. For one thing, he's a girl.
frantic  merlin  merlin/arthur  reincarnation  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  from twitter
december 2012 by isweedan
well, it can't be gift-wrapped
Such HAPPY sex Patrick and Tyler Seguin b/c it is his birthday and Toews is cool with it <3

Johnny’s taking care of things back home, Patrick’s keeping himself sharp while he’s here, and every time they talk, Patrick’s reminded that--unbelievably--he has a real, adult relationship that’s lasting distance and time and their screwups alike.

A real, adult relationship where he’s allowed a free pass for his birthday, apparently.

Patrick’s pretty damn lucky.
grim_lupine  hockeyrpf  patrickkane/jonathantoews  patrickkane/tylerseguin  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  from twitter
november 2012 by isweedan
If you're gonna get me off, you've got to love me deep
Gabe has A++ friends who come visit to give her hugs (and other things) after a breakup w/erin. (mikey, pete, travie)
gabe/travie  mikey/pete  travie/gabe/mikey/pete  bandom  gch  fob  mcr  length:short.1k-5k  lalejandra  DELETED  from twitter
november 2012 by isweedan
what i'm saying is i need you here - grim_lupine - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
aag!kaner comes home from Switzerland after the lockout ends and toews tells her he missed her. (and he liiiiiikes her)

Pat’s been carrying around these feelings for Johnny like an extra limb for years, now. It sucks, a little bit, but mostly it’s not too bad. Sometimes it blindsides her, though, like when the lockout ends and she comes back home.
grim_lupine  length:short.1k-5k  hockeyrpf  patrickkane/jonathantoews  DELETED  from twitter
november 2012 by isweedan
Long Distance
Established relationship telepathy of the Tyler Brown/Tyler Seguin variety while Segs is in Europe for the lockout. <33

“So, you Skype your boy a lot or something?” Kaner asks when he’s been there for a little while and heard Segs talk about Tyler enough to catch a clue. There’s something odd in his voice--a little plaintive, like he’s asking, so how do you deal with it?

Segs hesitates, shrugs. Says, “Yeah, something like that.”

Inside his head, Tyler laughs.
grim_lupine  length:short.1k-5k  tylerbrown/tylerseguin  hockeyrpf  telepathy  DELETED  from twitter
november 2012 by isweedan
We didn't know the way so it took us til today to get here
That was NICE. Patrick and Jonathan meet up in Paris during the lockout and there is UST and then...RST?

“I’m gonna be in Paris,” Jonny says on the phone. On the actual phone, because he is an old man who doesn’t know how to Skype.

“Paris, France?” Patrick asks, just to be sure.
cbomb  length:short.1k-5k  hockeyrpf  patrickkane/jonathantoews  DELETED  from twitter
november 2012 by isweedan
call it a draw
Kaner in Switzerland fic. He hangs out, is bad at languages, has sex, misses Toews/Chicago/his team.
insunshine  patrickkane/jonathantoews  length:short.1k-5k  hockeyrpf  DELETED  from twitter
november 2012 by isweedan
Keep an Open Mind - grim_lupine - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Absolulutley LOVELY fic about K/T telepathic bond, only when toews has his concussion it GOES AWAY. Much distraughtness

They’ve had this connection for nearly as long as they’ve known each other; Patrick doesn’t know why it happened, what made it so that out of all the people in the world, it’s Johnny and only Johnny whose thoughts he can read, but there it is. One day it was just Patrick in his head, and the next, he’d woken up with the background awareness of Johnny in there too, and a panicked, thumping voice saying, Oh, shit. You too?
grim_lupine  patrickkane/jonathantoews  hockeyrpf  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  from twitter
november 2012 by isweedan
Fervet Olla, Vivit Amicitia - songbird - The Eagle | Eagle of the Ninth (2011) [Archive of Our Own]
OMG MARCUS-COOKS-STUFF FIC. AND THERE IS GARUM. AND ESCA DOES NOT LIKE IT.

'Try this,' Marcus says, and then there is a spoonful of stew under Esca's nose.

Esca eyes the stew with suspicion -- cross-eyed suspicion, but suspicion all the same. 'Is there garum in it?' he asks.
songbird  theeagle  marcus/esca  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  from twitter
october 2012 by isweedan
Locked Out
Derek is the art student on the first floor. Stiles is the engineering student who never remembers his keys.
thefarofixer  derek/stiles  teenwolf  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  from twitter
october 2012 by isweedan
sort of a while you were sleeping au, except completely not
a merlin/arthur while you were sleeping except completely not notfic by reni_days (flocked)

i want a merlin fic that is sort of a while you were sleeping au, except completely not. basically, merlin has a massive crush on arthur, who is the distant/untouchable businessman he sees every day on the train or whatever. then the accident happens, merlin risks life and limb to save him, and arthur ends up in a coma. merlin is haunting the hospital, no one will tell him what's going on or if arthur is okay, and the whole misunderstanding with the nurse happens, like in the movie. boom! instant imaginary dream fiance.
merlin  merlin/arthur  reni_days  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  from twitter
september 2012 by isweedan
this year we capture the feel
Kaner POV fic about the lockout and Towes

After the practices he buys the ice-time for and arranges, Johnny always makes sure to talk to the media. As captain, that's always been his job, but he's taking it more seriously than ever, now that it's not. Not technically. He speaks longer, more honestly, now that he doesn't have to. It's the only thing to do with his frustration, he guesses, the only outlet for the restless energy thrumming under his skin, keeping him up, keeping him ready, when no one is sure there's going to be anything to be ready for.
liketheroad  hockeyrpf  length:short.1k-5k  patrickkane/jonathantoews  DELETED  from twitter
september 2012 by isweedan
impertinence: Fic: Housewarming, Pete/Mikey/Alicia, Adult
BURNINGLY HOT

“Um,” Pete said, because Mikey didn't generally answer the door naked.

“Oh, hey,” Mikey said. He looked over his shoulder. “Pete's here.”

Sharpie-colored nails crept down Mikey's chest, fingers wrapping around his cock. Alicia's face appeared over Mikey's shoulder. “Hi,” she said, jacking Mikey off casually. “Close the door, would you? I think there are laws.”

Pete blinked at them. His brain wasn't really working: door? What door?
pete/mikey/alicia  mcr  bandom  impertinence  fob  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED 
september 2012 by isweedan
Pretending to be married
lalejandra's trope meme fic for sean/max pretending-to-be-married is a JOY
lalejandra  empires  max/sean  length:short.1k-5k  marriage  bandom  DELETED  from twitter
september 2012 by isweedan
Is Where...
Derek and Stiles go hunting.

Kind of. // cute cute cuuuute
thefarofixer  length:short.1k-5k  teenwolf  derek/stiles  DELETED  from twitter
august 2012 by isweedan
rinse, repeat - zarathuse - Hockey RPF, Sports RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Kane gives Toews's hair a beer rinse to make it look pretty and things happen. I love that Kane had been planning to say something!

Patrick shook his head again, holding up a finger like he was about to make an important point. “I have a better idea,” he said. “We’re gonna fix your hair.”
zarathuse  length:short.1k-5k  hockeyrpf  patrickkane/jonathantoews  DELETED  from twitter
july 2012 by isweedan
Manslaughter
I love this new aag!Derek fic I just read. Porn with plot, emoyional baggage, carsex.

Maybe it doesn’t matter where she is or what she’s doing, maybe all that matters is that she shows up. Saves the day, makes it worse, takes her shirt off. Whatever.
Notes:

for kink_bingo, the "vehicular" square.
derek/stiles  teenwolf  length:short.1k-5k  moirariordan  DELETED  from twitter
july 2012 by isweedan
They might try to poison my heart
empires fic - Tom is a demon hunter. Sean is possessed. ::wants MOAR::
lalejandra  length:short.1k-5k  empires  tomconrad  seanvanvleet  gen  bandom  DELETED  from twitter
june 2012 by isweedan
The Science of Touch (Is Not an Art)
Executive!Derek and masseuse!Stiles wip of engagingness
Derek is an executive with mo' money, mo' problems. Stiles is a masseur that should know better. (He doesn't. Clearly.) Bottles are opened, incense is lit and much oil is unleashed. It's a full-scale war… of sexual tension. (And sex.)
saucery  teenwolf  derek/stiles  wip  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  from twitter
may 2012 by isweedan
Lines of Communication
Bob/Ronan series is a great reread <3

"Bob finds out what Ronon does for a living."
mahoni  bob/ronan  mcr  bandom  sga  crossover  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  from twitter
april 2012 by isweedan
Frnk cghing pls brng smthng when u can also coffee
Sick!Frank and BFF!Roomie!Mikey fic brings me GREAT JOY.

Mikey is just trying to watch Final Destination, but Frank keeps hacking up a fucking lung on the other side of the couch -- plus it looks like he might spill the vodka. Time for an intervention.
lalejandra  length:short.1k-5k  bandom  mcr  DELETED  from twitter
april 2012 by isweedan
You make me feel so --
"The post-divorce Spencer/Ryan fic of my heart, full of some of my favorite fanon." DELIGHT!

The package comes while Spencer and Brendon are in Paris. Brendon and Sarah had a great time. Spencer and -- well, they didn't have a great time.

"Dude," Spencer says, "I am fine. Do not leave your woman to come over here."

"Did you know she hates being called my woman?" Brendon asks. "I don't get it."

"Jackie explained it to me once. It has to do with oppression." S
lalejandra  ryan/spencer  brendon/sarah  bandom  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  from twitter
february 2012 by isweedan
Bruise Pristine
Nipples, biting, bruises and bruise-pressing, bloodplay, comeplay,[...] what the hell else do you need for a summary?
lalejandra  spencer/brendon  bandom  patd  twitfic  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  from twitter
january 2012 by isweedan
They have grown up to love each other as adults - lalejandra - Bandom, Panic At The Disco [Archive of Our Own]
"After the bday twitter posts, I am in dire dire need of all Spencer/Ryan post split finally-get-it-together-gdi fic."
twitfic  lalejandra  bandom  patd  ryan/spencer  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  from twitter
january 2012 by isweedan
Pup - lalejandra - Bandom, Panic At The Disco [Archive of Our Own]
non-sexual puppy play twitfic <3


My Word document that this is pasted into tells me it's twitfic from April 15, 2011; it's sort of a little bit set in the I want to choke (u) 'verse, but can totally be read as a standalone story in a universe where Brendon & Spencer are kinky boyfriends.
puppyplay  twitfic  lalejandra  bandom  patd  brendon/spencer  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  from twitter
january 2012 by isweedan
If Anyone Asks - lalejandra - Bandom, Panic At The Disco [Archive of Our Own]
Wherin Spencer is secretly studying for his PhD and he and ryan had a commitment ceremony when they were 13. <3
bandom  patd  ryan/spencer  twitfic  lalejandra  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  from twitter
january 2012 by isweedan
Werewolf Roleplay - lalejandra - Panic At The Disco, Bandom [Archive of Our Own]
Werewolf roleplay fic! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?! (Answer: Very very awesome) Brendon/Spencer/Ryan


I keep thinking about, like, teenage Ryan, right? His dad's an abusive drunk, his mom is gone, all he has is Spencer. So he tells Spencer one day about this book he's reading about werewolves, and how he sort of envies them, because they have instincts and pack and they can smell where they belong, and that must be really nice, right? [But they are still humans, can still eat pizza and watch tv and stuff, so it's like the best of both worlds!!] And he writes a couple of songs that sort of might be about it.

Meanwhile, Spencer sort of has a crush on Ryan [and, whatever, they are best friends!!!] and wishes that he could give Ryan "pack" -- and when they find Brendon and their band really starts clicking, Spencer whispers to Ryan one night that it's almost like they have a pack now, isn't it, them and Brendon, right? Ryan gets annoyed, and thinks Spencer's making fun of him. but Spencer's serious, and he's all, what, do I need to bite you and make you submit so you get the idea?
brendon/ryan/spencer  werewolves  not!fic  patd  bandom  lalejandra  length:short.1k-5k  DELETED  from twitter
january 2012 by isweedan
Untitled - mahoni - My Chemical Romance, Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
Bandom/SGA crossover fic Wherin Bob is Bob-like and Dr. G Way is very talkative <3


Bob had finally moved on from panicking and yelling and pacing and was lying on the floor counting the cracks in the ceiling when someone fell through the wall.

The picture of the Ring carved into the stonework shimmered blue long enough for a guy to tumble through and sprawl flat on his face. In a blink the Ring flickered out and Bob thought, THAT JUST FIGURES.

He'd been waiting for the picture of the Ring on the wall to turn back into an actual Ring for hours, but no, it decided to turn back on when he was half the room away, flat on his back and half-asleep. Not that he could have gone through it since someone was coming through from the other direction, but it was the principle of the thing. The thing where the universe clearly hated him.

The guy picking himself up off the floor was not Jon. Bob felt both relieved and a little unhappy about that. He didn't want Jon stuck there too, but they'd spent the last couple of years getting in and out of impossible and occasionally life-threatening situations together, and he missed Jon having his back for this one.
bandom  sga  crossover  bobbryar  gerardway  length:short.1k-5k  mahoni  DELETED  from twitter
december 2011 by isweedan

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