innocentsmith + pairing:aziraphale/crowley   117

Pray For Us, Icarus - Atalan - Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...
Notes:
High-octane angst for the first few stories, shifting gradually into hurt/comfort and eventually a happy ending. Series is complete.
canon:goodomens  trope:reincarnation  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  fic  author:atalan  length:series 
13 days ago by innocentsmith
your smile speaks books to me - laiqualaurelote - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
Aziraphale's bookshop becomes accidentally famous on Instagram, to his great distress. Since Crowley invented Instagram, it's also his problem.
length:midlength  canon:goodomens  author:laiqualaurelote  fic  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  trope:socialmedia 
15 days ago by innocentsmith
damn.nation, now available on itunes - antistar_e (kaikamahine) - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
When lowly tempt-pusher Amphora (formerly of Stairwell 7B North, before she Fell,) gets the notice that end times are nigh, she gleefully quits her job and cancels her Netflix subscription and takes her place among the legions of hell.

This, it turns out, was a bad plan.
trope:outsider_perspective  canon:goodomens  fic  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  gen  length:midlength  character:original  author:antistar_e 
20 days ago by innocentsmith
everything i've had but couldn't keep - mygalfriday (BrinneyFriday) - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
By all accounts, he should be elated. Aziraphale hadn’t said stop mooning after me, it's never going to happen. He hadn’t said you’re a demon, I’m an angel and this is never going to work. He’d only said slow down. It’s the only acknowledgment Aziraphale has ever given him that he actually believes this six thousand year dance is leading somewhere.
length:midlength  fic  canon:goodomens  author:mygalfriday  pairing:aziraphale/crowley 
26 days ago by innocentsmith
the voice under all silences - ShadyCakes - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
He can’t do this.

“Can I—” he bursts, stops, overflows again. “Would it be too terribly forward of me to ask—”

This is so much. How can small words hold so much? Perhaps he can keep it in, after all. If the words can hold it, maybe he can too. Maybe he won’t crack and rupture.

Or: After the bus ride back from Tadfield and the erstwhile End of the World, Aziraphale reaches his breaking point.
fic  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  canon:goodomens  author:shadycakes  length:midlength 
26 days ago by innocentsmith
mid-May and what you mean to me - Solshine - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
While making a social call in Tadfield, Aziraphale lets slip some very odd notions he apparently has about the nature of their relationship.

Now, hold on. Crowley never said he was wrong.
Work Text:
pairing:aziraphale/crowley  author:solshine  length:short  fic  canon:goodomens 
27 days ago by innocentsmith
The Gospel of Crowley - gutterandthestars - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
Crowley tempts Jesus in the wilderness! Turns out Jesus gives as good as he gets.

Also Crowley pines over Aziraphale and has Big Gay Angsty Feelings because, well. Because Crowley.

The author works out her ex-churchy feelings, but mostly this is Crowley getting maudlin, protective and lovesick over Aziraphale.
length:midlength  author:gutterandthestars  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  character:crowley  gen  canon:goodomens  fic 
28 days ago by innocentsmith
Shifting Heaven and Earth - BuggreAlleThis - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
For most of history, since he narrowly avoiding Falling from Heaven with Lucifer, Crowley has been working for the Angelic Corruption Unit. This ended up being far more boring than he hoped it would be, but things change when he is assigned to go undercover on Earth. His mission is to investigate Aziraphale, an infamous angel who has been on Earth since its Creation, and whom Heaven is sure is guilty of corruption or dereliction of duty. He soon discovers that life on Earth is far more complicated than he'd been led to imagine, especially when Aziraphale's demonic counterpart, Hastur, arrives on the scene.
au:differentmeeting  fic  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  length:novella  au:canondivergence  author:buggreallethis  canon:goodomens  genre:plotty 
4 weeks ago by innocentsmith
dearly departed - attheborder - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”

“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”

“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”

***

Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.

Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
genre:plotty  genre:hilarity  canon:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  author:attheborder  fic  length:longish 
4 weeks ago by innocentsmith
For the Longest Time - darlingred1 - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“You…” Aziraphale sounded baffled, and suddenly quite sober. “You liked that? But, my dear, you said it was torturous. ‘Six thousand years of torture,’ as I recall.”

“Yeah. Yeah, but the anticipation, and the yearning, and…and how every moment with you was so maddeningly intense, and…”

And what else could Crowley say? How could he expect Aziraphale to understand that after six thousand years of torture he’d actually got a bit used to it? That he’d felt like a band strained further and further, and now he found himself permanently stretched, flopping about with too much slack and no way to hold on to what he’d been reaching towards for so long?

(Crowley kind of misses the pining when it's gone. Aziraphale comes up with a solution.)
fic  canon:goodomens  length:midlength  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  kink:edgeplay  author:darlingred1  genre:filthyporn  genre:pornwithfeelings 
5 weeks ago by innocentsmith
you're not a religious person (but) - isozyme - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
"I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.

Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.

"Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.

"Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."

"Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.

An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.
trope:pining  fic  canon:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  trope:denial  length:longish  author:isozyme  trope:oblivious 
5 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Except You Enthrall Me - emjee (MerryHeart) - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
The point is that old habits die hard, and when you’ve spent six thousand years repressing your feelings because your feelings are very dangerous for everyone involved, it turns out there’s not a switch that you can flip to make you wholeheartedly accept the tenderness that your beloved bastard angel offers you.

or, "Tie Me Up and Tell Me I'm Important: the Anthony J. Crowley Story"
canon:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  kink:servicetop  length:midlength  author:emjee  fic  genre:fluff  kink:praise 
6 weeks ago by innocentsmith
See You Again - stereobone - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
It is profoundly unfair, Aziraphale thinks, that Crowley should be wearing such a stunning dress while they're in the middle of a fight and he's here on a perfectly respectable mission to destroy the economy.
fic  canon:goodomens  author:stereobone  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  length:midlength 
6 weeks ago by innocentsmith
these furious passions, these chances - Ark - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Jesus fucking Christ, he’s in love with Crowley.

Aziraphale claps a hand over his mouth, as though he’s at risk of saying it out loud, all of it—blaspheming and swearing and realizing that he’s in love with Crowley, all in one go. He presses his fingers hard over shock-parted lips.

His other hand clutches the precious satchel of books that Crowley saved for him: Crowley, who knew him so well, who anticipated before even Aziraphale what the angel would need.
trope:denial  trope:pining  author:ark  trope:justonenight  length:midlength  canon:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  fic 
6 weeks ago by innocentsmith
ergo propter hoc - mortifyingideal - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
The survey had been Crawly’s idea. While he hadn’t originally planned on coming topside so soon in his demonic career, he really hadn’t trusted any of the others to get this one right. Neither had Lucifer, apparently, because according to Beelzebub (who passed the idea along, endlessly suited to being a middle-man despite not being a man of any description) it was Crawly’s job and Crawly’s job alone.

Get up there and find whoever’s causing trouble.
author:mortifyingideal  length:midlength  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  fic  canon:goodomens 
6 weeks ago by innocentsmith
This Soul Outstreaming - Rend_Herring - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
“Why did you come here?” Aziraphale interrupts. “Why do you keep doing this?” All the saving, he means, all the chasing after Aziraphale he does. It can’t only be that he’s not keen to endure a replacement. That can’t be it, not anymore. He’s going to get himself in trouble, and then it’ll be Aziraphale’s fault.

Crowley’s mouth shuts with a click. He shifts uncomfortably in his seat, reaches for the handle of the fork and taps his fingertips against it before setting his hands in his lap.

When he speaks, it’s very soft. “Don’t you know?” he asks.

Aziraphale, unnaccustomed to his heart refusing to translate why it throbs with such haste, shakes his head.
trope:pining  length:midlength  fic  canon:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  author:rend_herring 
6 weeks ago by innocentsmith
these three remain - weatheredlaw - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
but the greatest of these is love

or: aziraphale struggles with faith after the world doesn't end. crowley's got some experience with that.
pairing:aziraphale/crowley  length:midlength  author:weatheredlaw  trope:recovery  fic  canon:goodomens 
6 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Through Every Door - darlingred1 - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
What would it hurt, really? It wasn’t like Crowley had anything better on. No more orders, no more quotas, no more Arrangement. Aziraphale would never have to know.

“Wonderful. I’m the demon on my own shoulder.”

And he’d lost his angel, hadn’t he? All he had left were thoughts, memories…fantasies. And he had a very good imagination.

(After thwarting the end of the world, Aziraphale begins to avoid Crowley, and Crowley accidentally awakens his own repressed lust.)
trope:pining  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  length:midlength  canon:goodomens  kink:masturbation  author:darlingred1  fic 
7 weeks ago by innocentsmith
In Pleasure's Clothes - obstinatrix, wishwellingtons - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Crowley had always garbed himself like an expensive, Gothically-inclined rent boy; and moreover, Aziraphale had known him for several thousand years and had never known him go anywhere cramped or sweaty unless he was on the job.

OR:

Three Times Aziraphale Stalked Crowley In Gay Clubs And One Time He Moped At Wilde’s Grave
author:obstinatrix  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  kink:possessiveness  trope:jealousy  canon:goodomens  trope:pining  fic  author:wishwellingtons  length:midlength 
7 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Where Thou Art - Mottlemoth - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
A late-night bus to London, a few human comforts, and a long overdue confession... nothing will ever be the same for an angel and his demon.
fic  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  author:mottlemoth  length:midlength  canon:goodomens 
7 weeks ago by innocentsmith
a very near understanding - FeoplePeel, ballantine - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
There's simply been a reheating of the books, so to speak. A few halo points for me, a tiny speck of brimstone for you and it all works out in the end, you'll see."
It's as sound a theory as Aziraphale's own. And they haven't heard from either office so –
"Why worry about it," he says with a smile and leans back in his chair.

Aziraphale and Crowley experience unforeseen side effects from their swap. Transformative panic and fiction ensue.
fic  length:midlength  author:feoplepeel  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  canon:goodomens  author:ballantine 
8 weeks ago by innocentsmith
a sinuous story - fmo - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
"Oh, if Crowley could wear a human form to be with Aziraphale, what would he do then? To Crowley’s utter shame, he had spent many centuries’ warm afternoons fantasizing about what it would be like to simply sit in a chair across a table from Aziraphale in a restaurant and have dinner with him properly, as two equally participating people. He had imagined himself sitting next to Aziraphale on a park bench and feeding the ducks with him as two men having a conversation instead of one man with a large scarf. Crowley had even, in his deepest heart of snakey hearts, dreamed about holding Aziraphale’s hand with a human hand instead of with coils of snake."

Or: Due to personal problems with the demon in charge of issuing corporations, Crowley has always been a snake, and only a snake. Until the not-apocalypse happens, and Adam fixes everything.
length:midlength  au:canondivergence  author:fmo  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  canon:goodomens  trope:cuddling  fic 
8 weeks ago by innocentsmith
There Will Come a Day - KannaOphelia - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
Aziraphale debated internally a bit, but curling his arm up around Crowley’s shoulder really was more comfortable. He knew he was being silly. He knew a dance was nothing and if it made Crowley happy after his feelings had apparently been hurt it wasn’t much to ask, but—it was the demon. He had the literally infernal talent to make even the simplest, least dubious things feel like a temptation. Aziraphale knew it was Crowley's nature, and not strictly saying his fault, but it did sometimes make things feel *complicated*."

Biarritz, South of France, 1921. Aziraphale stumbles into Crowley apparently working the hotels and casinos as a gigolo.

What could possibly go wrong?
au:canondivergence  canon:goodomens  trope:breakupmakeup  fic  trope:pining  length:novella  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  author:kannaophelia 
8 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Falling Heavenward - KannaOphelia - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
Aziraphale would forgive him, of course. He always did. That had always been the Hell of it. It had been stupid to think things would be any different this time.

It was a game they had been playing a long, long time, and he was all kinds of fool and idiot if he was going to suddenly start taking it seriously, even if only a few days ago he had thought Aziraphale was dead.

Our side. It would be nice, really nice, if there was an *our side.* To be honest with himself, there was nothing in all the universe he wanted more.

“I’ll pick you up at eight,” he repeated to the closed door, and headed back to the flat to take it out on the plants.
length:novella  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  author:kannaophelia  canon:goodomens  fic 
8 weeks ago by innocentsmith
The Better Part of Valour - obstinatrix - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Said I, a few weeks ago: "I feel there’s also room for e.g. bedsharing fic where the apocalypse has Not Happened and they’ve fallen into queerplatonic (or so they think) bedsharing and Crowley thinks he’s alone in being driven slowly to distraction by it, so he says nothing. Then one night he wakes when it’s still dark, and at first he doesn’t know why, until he hears Aziraphale’s breathing a little raspier than usual, and feels the very slight trembling of the bed."

And lo, that is exactly what this is.
trope:pining  kink:masturbation  kink:fingering  genre:pornwithfeelings  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  kink:cunnilingus  length:midlength  trope:bedsharing  author:obstinatrix  fic  canon:goodomens 
8 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Everything Dark and Unseen - enjambament - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
A retelling of the Eros and Psyche myth featuring Aziraphale and Crowley.

Aziraphale is sent to Hell, half hostage and half marriage prospect in an effort to broker a ceasefire between Heaven and Hell before the beginning of time. This is a story about banned books, the mystery of trust and wanting what's already yours because it's not yours enough.
au:differentmeeting  author:enjambament  fic  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  length:midlength  canon:goodomens  trope:erosandpsyche 
9 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Gluttony - booksblanketsandtea - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
When Crowley decides to mix things up a bit Down There, he doesn’t give it much thought, other than it might be fun to have something different. For awhile, at least. But truthfully, there was no way he could have predicted that Aziraphale would react the way he does.

[Or: "Man, I bet Aziraphale would eat out like a fucking madman" - my brain.]

[turns out he does]
length:midlength  kink:cunnilingus  genre:filthyporn  kink:multipleorgasms  fic  canon:goodomens  author:booksblanketsandtea  pairing:aziraphale/crowley 
9 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Jesus died for somebody's sins (but not mine) - Lavellington - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
'So you're going to start, what – praying?'

'I already pray,' Aziraphale says, primly. 'I am an angel.'

'Yes, but it's different, what you do,' Crowley says, impatiently. 'It's not all sitting around trying to decipher mistranslated Hebrew, and searching for the Virgin Mary in your tea leaves. You're on the staff!'
canon:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  length:midlength  author:lavellington  fic 
9 weeks ago by innocentsmith
One Night In Bangor (And the World's Your Oyster) - Atalan - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
"All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

"The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.
fic  genre:pornwithfeelings  genre:hilarity  length:midlength  canon:goodomens  author:atalan  pairing:aziraphale/crowley 
9 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Almost Human Moments - shinyopals - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
The fact that Crowley's largest contribution to saving the world had been to encourage a scared child was an uncomfortable fact that he was endeavouring to bottle up. He was actually doing quite well at bottling it up because of all the other uncomfortable facts he was currently dealing with that he couldn’t even begin to figure out how to bottle up.

Such as: Hell was going to find him, and make him pay.

 

After the Apocalypse-that-wasn't, Crowley broods, Aziraphale thinks, and somehow they manage to muddle through.
length:midlength  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  author:shinyopals  fic  canon:goodomens 
9 weeks ago by innocentsmith
In Style - shinyopals - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
‘You can’t get kidnapped by the forces of Hell looking like that!’ insists Crowley. ‘I have certain standards to maintain!’

Letting someone else drive your body is weird enough without them accidentally ruining your look. Luckily Crowley's around to fix things.
canon:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  trope:bodyswap  length:short  fic  author:shinyopals 
10 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Five Times Crowley Fails To Demonically Seduce Anyone, And One Time He Doesn't Need To - shinyopals - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
'I need you to tell me how to find a human willing to have sex with me, and then how to persuade them to actually do it in the least unpleasant way possible for everyone involved. If I don’t manage at least one seduction, I’m going to get recalled back Down There.’

Aziraphale stared at Crowley for a moment. ‘I think…’ he said delicately, ‘that we should have that drink.’
canon:goodomens  trope:pining  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  fic  trope:virginity  length:midlength  author:shinyopals 
10 weeks ago by innocentsmith
On The Matter Of Touch - Somedrunkpirate - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
“On the matter of touch,” Crowley begins, waving his teaspoon in what he hopes passes for idle curiosity. “Thoughts?”

---

For two ineffable husbands, they don't really touch each other much. Here is a story on why that might be.
pairing:aziraphale/crowley  canon:goodomens  author:somedrunkpirate  length:midlength  fic  trope:touchstarved 
10 weeks ago by innocentsmith
like you've never known fear - VivatRex - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Annoying philosophical concepts. A bottle of 250 year old wine. A demon who doesn't want to talk about what he saw in Heaven.

There's no going back.
length:midlength  fic  author:vivatrex  trope:pining  canon:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley 
10 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Riding in Cars with Demons - equestrianstatue - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“Careful of the upholstery,” Crowley said, immediately, and in the same voice he used to announce the passage of a condemned soul into hell.
canon:goodomens  trope:fail!sex  genre:establishedrelationship  genre:hilarity  fic  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  length:short  author:equestrianstatue 
10 weeks ago by innocentsmith
but I am home - sparklespiff - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Aziraphale doesn't have to hide his love for Crowley any longer. He just needs to let himself believe it.
fic  genre:fluff  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  author:sparklespiff  length:midlength  canon:goodomens 
10 weeks ago by innocentsmith
But The Old Love Was Not So - Chapter 1 - BuggreAlleThis - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
A damsel with a scroll comes to the court of King Arthur at a crucial moment, and Sir Aziraphale embarks upon a quest.

 

Sir Azirefal was a knight of gentle countenance and great kindliness. He did love the scents and sounds of nature, and every morning did greet the sapphire sky, and every evening did greet the darkness of heaven and the stars therein. And when a fellow knight did say that his visage was as fearsome as that of a lamb, he replied I forgive you Sir Kay for those uncouth words. And yet his learning was great, and his eye saw into the hearts of men and far beyond their matters, and behind his debonaire miene his was a mind of subtilty.
canon:arthurianlegend  length:midlength  author:buggreallethis  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  fic  canon:goodomens 
10 weeks ago by innocentsmith
The Strong Tower - BuggreAlleThis - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
After the failed executions, a vengeful angel takes it upon herself to neutralise the threat presented by Crowley and Aziraphale.
trope:hurt/comfort  fic  canon:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  length:longish  trope:whump  author:buggreallethis  warning:violence 
10 weeks ago by innocentsmith
it's a new craze - attheborder - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

 

***

Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
fic  author:attheborder  trope:metafic  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  form:script  canon:goodomens  trope:socialmedia  length:midlength  trope:outsider_perspective 
10 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Restraint - balloonstand - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Crowley has never been restrained before. Physically, that is. Handcuffs, ropes, chains- nothing like that. He wasn’t made to be contained. Not until this moment, in Heaven of all places. In Aziraphale’s body of all things.
length:short  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  fic  canon:goodomens  author:balloonstand 
10 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Basking - bomberqueen17 - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
Crowley is extremely confused about how or whether celestial beings can experience physical sexual desire. He's also not fantastic at using his words. Things go all... snake-shaped.
author:bomberqueen17  fic  canon:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  length:midlength 
10 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Belle Chose - cal1brations - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
"I've not—not personally used this one, no."

Crowley smiles something wicked, but not in the wicked-bad way. More like the wicked-wonderful way that makes Aziraphale's chest feel full and his lips pull in a returning smile.

"No? Oh, Angel," Crowley croons, shaking his head slowly. "You've been missing out, then."
In which Crowley shows Aziraphale how fun a vagina can be.
length:midlength  kink:cunnilingus  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  canon:goodomens  author:cal1brations  genre:filthyporn  fic 
11 weeks ago by innocentsmith
The Questions Box - Kirinin - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
What – who would Aziraphale even be, if he Fell? The very idea of Aziraphale-the-demon made the angel break out into a cold sweat.

It's lucky then, isn't it, that a Principality has the power to manipulate the workings of even his own mind.
author:kirinin  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  canon:goodomens  fic  length:midlength 
11 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Released - vaguely_concerned - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
After they get together Aziraphale has some lingering Ideas about his brief stint in the Bastille; Crowley is happy to help him explore them. Hijinks, as they say, ensue.
fic  canon:goodomens  kink:roleplay  length:midlength  author:vaguely_concerned  pairing:aziraphale/crowley 
11 weeks ago by innocentsmith
ask, and ye shall receive - Ariaste - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Smite me, Crowley thinks one day, about three or four days into the Beginning of the World. He feels rather daring about it, especially when God doesn’t answer. Puts a bit of a swagger in his slither.
pairing:aziraphale/crowley  fic  length:short  author:ariaste  canon:goodomens 
11 weeks ago by innocentsmith
With a thousand sweet hisses, I'll cover you - yolkinthejump - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
Crowley loves Aziraphale's thighs.

(See, it's cold, and he enjoys a good cuddle to soothe him when he's human-shaped but especially when he's a serpent. Uh this would be G but there's a mention of Aziraphale's Effort so better safe, etc.)
fic  author:yolkinthejump  length:midlength  trope:cuddling  canon:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley 
11 weeks ago by innocentsmith
For Someone's Sake - Chapter 1 - Ajaxthegreat - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
“You’ve spilled a bit of heaven out, there, angel.”
Aziraphale looks down at himself and Crowley watches helplessly: the way most of his eyes turn inward but some turn out, and some look straight into Crowley’s racing black heart and some just look at his face, innocent as you please.
“Oh, dear,” Aziraphale says, only it’s also the blowing of each and every one of Joshua’s trumpets at the walls of Jericho. “I think I’m a bit too drunk.”
length:midlength  trope:pining  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  fic  author:ajaxthegreat  canon:goodomens 
11 weeks ago by innocentsmith
good for the soul - singingtomysoul - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
The demon raises an eyebrow in an unnaturally perfect arch. "Not really my purview, is it, confession?"

 

"You'll think it's funny. Well, you might." The corners of his mouth turn up, nervously, though there's that look in his eyes - a combination of warmth and weight that tugged at Crowley even before he knew what it meant. He's still not sure what to do with it, even after all this time.

 

"Angel," he begins, "you don't have to-"

 

"For the longest time, you see, I worried it was a - I think it's called a long game."
 

Aziraphale doesn't feel guilty, for once, but has some things to confess.

Crowley doesn't think he has guilt, and doesn't plan to confess anything. On both counts, he's wrong.
pairing:aziraphale/crowley  author:singingtomysoul  fic  length:midlength  canon:goodomens 
11 weeks ago by innocentsmith
when the earth is trembling - stammiviktor - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“Do you like it?” Crowley asks, and it seems to be a genuine question. As if there were a real possibility Aziraphale could say no—as if he might say, Actually, darling, this is far too much too fast and get up and leave.

Preposterous.
length:midlength  author:stammiviktor  canon:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  fic 
11 weeks ago by innocentsmith
White Tide - HardlyFair - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“Lieutenant Robert Maynard is meant to find Blackbeard sometime soon. I was supposed to be part of a scouting trip. Bless them with good wind and a favourable tide.”
“Right, what’d you scout?”
Aziraphale sighed, presenting his bound wrists. “Pirates.”
canon:goodomens  author:hardlyfair  length:midlength  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  fic 
11 weeks ago by innocentsmith
human childcare for the occult (and ethereal) - suzukiblu - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
The Dowlings miraculously need a nanny and a gardener at the same time, and Aziraphale suggests they flip for it. Crowley takes one moment to picture Aziraphale nannying anyone and calls dibs. It’s not that Aziraphale’s terrible with humans, he’s just, well. Terrible with humans. Truly, truly terrible.

He doesn’t want to deal with Aziraphale getting metaphorically guillotined or kicking up security’s paranoia, basically. A gardener can be a little odd, and no one will notice or care. Except Warlock, perhaps, as the only other person with any real reason to spend much time out on the lawn, but Warlock’s the one they want noticing so that’ll be fine, Crowley’s sure.

Even if it does make him cringe a little, leaving Aziraphale in charge of the plants.
pairing:aziraphale/crowley  length:midlength  fic  canon:goodomens  author:suzukiblu  trope:fakedating  trope:kidfic 
12 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Nest - AnnetheCatDetective - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
In which Aziraphale has an idea about what's going on, if not the full picture, and he gamely does his best to Deal With Everything, like how incredibly strange Crowley is being.
canon:goodomens  author:annethecatdetective  fic  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  length:midlength 
12 weeks ago by innocentsmith
An Answer to Prayer - Jupiter_Ash - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Prayers can be answered in a multitude of different ways. When it came to a certain cottage in the South Downs though, no one had expected it to be answered by the squealing wheels of a classic Bentley and Queen's Princes of the Universe.

All Karen wanted to do was sell a house.
pairing:aziraphale/crowley  author:jupiter_ash  trope:outsider_perspective  canon:goodomens  length:midlength  fic 
12 weeks ago by innocentsmith
Four-Letter Words - idiopathicsmile - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Prompt: "humiliation kink by way of compliment, Aziraphale gets Crowley hot and bothered by accusing him of goodness."

 

It’s a chilly day in November of 1987, and Aziraphale badly wants a drink.
canon:goodomens  author:idiopathicsmile  length:midlength  fic  pairing:aziraphale/crowley 
july 2019 by innocentsmith
The Curious Attractiveness of Others - Giddygeek - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
“I’m rough,” Crowley argued. “A rough beast, and all that. Well,” he corrected himself, “an agent of the rough beast. Well, an associate. It’s all very complicated, as you bloody well know."

OR

There's no AO3 rating for 'sex scene where barely anything except wings gets touched' but you should know that, in my heart, bits of this are definitely indecent.
pairing:aziraphale/crowley  trope:wingfic  author:giddygeek  length:midlength  trope:jealousy  fic  canon:goodomens 
july 2019 by innocentsmith
Love Songs - GiggleSnortBangDead - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“I like the spots,” Aziraphale said, although the words couldn’t express how he really felt. He couldn’t say I like the spots because they are on your hands, and I know that they are your hands because they have the spots.
Series
fic  canon:goodomens  length:longish  trope:useyourwordsdammit  trope:pining  length:series  author:gigglesnortbangdead  pairing:aziraphale/crowley 
july 2019 by innocentsmith
Sisyphus I & II - spqr - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Honestly, the interdepartmental Heaven & Hell Task Force For Dealing With Those Two Fucking Troublemakers should’ve considered how difficult it would be to disentangle 6,000 years of friendship. It was, on a cosmic scale, quite like trying to disentangle an Earth-sized ball of yarn which a truly enormous kitten had spent the last few millennia batting about with great enthusiasm.

{OR: as punishment for fraternization, Aziraphale and Crowley get turned into liberal arts students}
canon:goodomens  trope:amnesia  fic  length:midlength  au:college  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  author:spqr 
july 2019 by innocentsmith
Anywhere You Want to Go - Aria - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Aziraphale knew Crowley liked him. He'd known it with a horrible clarity since around 1100, which was at least a thousand years after the first time he'd thought of kissing Crowley, and some eight hundred and odd before it occurred to him that the specific quality of Crowley's regard could be very dangerous for both of them, if they actually admitted their feelings aloud.

It was also two weeks since any of that had mattered at all anymore.
fic  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  length:midlength  author:aria  canon:goodomens 
july 2019 by innocentsmith
I Was Born To Love You - AnnetheCatDetective - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
Crowley shows up to take Aziraphale to lunch, and for the first time in quite a good while, he flashes just a bit of ankle.

And that's how it all begins.
pairing:aziraphale/crowley  length:longish  kink:feeding  kink:food  canon:goodomens  author:annethecatdetective  genre:kinkyfluff  fic 
july 2019 by innocentsmith
A Six-Thousand Year Ode - volunteerfd - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
All of Crowley's tapes turn into The Best of Queen, and all of his thoughts turn to Aziraphale.

***

In which Crowley has been subconsciously saving himself for Aziraphale for 6,000 years while Aziraphale has been fucking his way through the world's literary canon.
trope:virginity  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  author:volunteerfd  length:midlength  canon:goodomens  fic 
july 2019 by innocentsmith
Lead me to the banquet hall - obstinatrix, wishwellingtons - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
Crowley loves taking Aziraphale out to eat almost as much as Aziraphale loves eating, but it's always a bit of a one-sided affair. Aziraphale has never understood why. Crowley planned on keeping it that way, but best laid plans...
length:longish  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  kink:food  author:wishwellingtons  kink:feeding  fic  canon:goodomens  author:obstinatrix 
july 2019 by innocentsmith
The Lightness of You - Rend_Herring - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
God should not have built them with such discrepancy, made them need for love, and long for wholeness, then left them to their own devices.
fic  canon:goodomens  author:rend_herring  length:midlength  trope:pining  pairing:aziraphale/crowley 
july 2019 by innocentsmith
if I am good to you, won't you be good to me (that's how easy this should be) - suzukiblu - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“There’s just something I’ve been thinking about for a few centuries,” Aziraphale says. “It’s not very proper, of course, but . . .”

Crowley grins, and leans towards him. Aziraphale having an “improper” idea sounds like the best time he can think of, frankly.

“Tell me all about it,” he says.
kink:praise  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  fic  canon:goodomens  length:midlength  author:suzukiblu 
july 2019 by innocentsmith
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