This is beyond brilliant. Not because it's More Hard Fun From The Maker Of QWOP, but because it's actually easier than QWOP, and it tickles exactly the same part of my brain that bouldering itself tickled, and it makes brilliant use of finger-gymnastics and the keyboard, and it's marvellous, really. I just want to go home and play it all night.

"The scale is similar to many other systems in that it does not take danger or fear into account." Too right. I am going to stick to my V0 and V1 routes until I'm a lot more stable.