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My Love Should Be Heard And Not Seen by lurknomoar
Cecil Palmer is the best phone sex operator in the small company called Night Vale. One night, a slightly tipsy and very lonely scientist dials his number, and gets far more than he bargained for - a late night conversation about advanced biochemistry, a brand new fetish for surreal horror, a surprisingly reasonable internship program, some newts, and slowly, strangely, the love of his life.
fanfic  Carlos/Cecil  night.vale  ao3  au  words:20.000-50.000  d/s  dirty.talk  masturbation  public.sex  bdsm  bondage  breathe.play  voyagerism  exhibitionism  humiliation  tentacles  alien.biology 
11 weeks ago by hatinjacket
the middle man by iosaturnalia
Oikawa and Iwaizumi, like any other virile young straight men their age, enjoy having sex together. With the same women, as in. Or something to that effect.

-or-

"Iwaizumi looked for buried irritation within him, and found nothing. 'No. Not really, no. It’s not a big deal, if you’re sharing sexual partners.'

Matsukawa began spluttering violently, waving his hands around vigorously. 'You’re- you’re sharing what-'"
fanfic  haikyuu  Oikawa/Iwaizumi  threesome  ocs  het  phone.sex  masturbation  cum.play  dirty.talk  ao3  words:10.000-20.000  ust  cunnilingus 
march 2019 by hatinjacket
Barrier Methods by robotsdance
Ned and Chuck were grateful for the endless number of ways to be intimate without having sex. That being said, they were also big fans of their ever-expanding list of ways to have sex without touching.
fanfic  pushingdaisies  established.relationship  ned/chuck  het  sex.toys  cuddling  negotiation.kink  ao3  dirty.talk  masturbation  magical.realism  bondage  clothes.kink  cum.play  pegging  roleplay  Emerson_Cod  tattoos  words:5.000-10.000 
june 2018 by hatinjacket
Chosen Man by Sineala
The son of the man who lost the Eagle of the Ninth would never be allowed a first command of his very own fort, would he?

Marcus is posted not to Isca Dumnoniorum, but to a wretched and run-down garrison north of the Wall. There he finds that he is the new centurion of a group of scouts and spies, all of them British. He has few supplies and no experience. His men distrust him. His superiors despise him. His second-in-command is an incompetent drunkard. And the local tribes are determined to kill all of them.

But the worst thing of all is one of Marcus' soldiers. He is an enigmatic, dangerous, and insubordinate man by the name of Esca, who makes Marcus yearn for terrifying things he has never before wanted and can never, ever let himself have...
fanfic  The.Eagle  au  words:>100.000  ao3  Marcus/Esca  injury  scars  jealousy  d/s  masturbation  ust  dirty.talk 
june 2017 by hatinjacket
Always Starts the Same, with a Boy and a Girl by lightgetsin
Summer, 1998. Neal Caffrey robs the gallery where Elizabeth O'Dell is working late, and comes away with a lot more than art. Agent Burke has no idea what's about to hit him.
fanfic  ao3  author:lightgetsin  words:20.000-50.000  threesome  polyamory  marriage  au  Neal/Elizabeth  masturbation  whitecollar  Peter/Neal/Elizabeth  voyagerism  cunnilingus  het 
may 2017 by hatinjacket
Truth and Measure series by Telanu
Andy doesn't leave Miranda in Paris, and learns that a single decision can change your life. But the main thing about decisions? You don't get to stop with one.
fanfic  devilwearsprada  femslash  Andrea/Miranda  het  family  pregnancy  abortion  divorce  infidelity  jealousy  clothes.kink  ao3  ensemble  ocs  cunnilingus  dirty.talk  phone.sex  negotiation.kink  massage  domestic  cuddling  series  masturbation  outside.PoV  established.relationship  illness  words:>100.000 
april 2017 by hatinjacket
Out Of Nowhere by helens78
Vecchio and Fraser and Kowalski have been making it work for a while now, even though Fraser and Kowalski are into kinky stuff and Vecchio's never been interested in that. Except, um, maybe he is. At least with Kowalski. This could get complicated.
fanfic  DueSouth  polyamory  threesome  RayK/Fraser  RayK/RayV  established.relationship  voyagerism  ao3  bdsm  d/s  bondage  negotiation.kink  words:20.000-50.000  author:helens78  Vecchio/Fraser  RayK/Fraser/Vecchio  shower.sex  impact.play  marking  cuddling  masturbation  public.sex 
april 2017 by hatinjacket
An All Too Jagged Snowflake by RedHead
When Leonard and Barry discover that they're Soulmates, they struggle with the many, many issues this causes. It might be easier without the collective difficulties of the Rogues, a meta-gorilla, and the military, but life has never been simple for either of them.
fanfic  TheFlash  Barry_Allen/Leonard_Snart  bonding  marking  tattoos  cuddling  injury  angst  psychic.sex  homophobia  grief  Iris/Eddie  het  pregnancy  marriage  dub-con  jealousy  Hartley/James  femslash  character.death  torture  ao3  Hartley/Leonard  ocs  ensemble  abuse  words:>100.000  family  miscommunication  fluff  domestic  pre-mature.ejaculation  virginity  masturbation  phone.sex 
march 2017 by hatinjacket
Stranger Things Than Polyamory by trepan
Somebody spray-paints NANCY WHEELER HAS TWO BOYFRIENDS on a wall she walks by on her way back from school in May. There are a couple of other students watching her as she passes. Nancy gives the sign a long look, then smirks at them politely.
fanfic  stranger.things  het  polyamory  grief  Nancy/Jonathan/Steve  dancing  public.sex  threesome  cunnilingus  masturbation  ao3  via:Brandysnaps  words:<5.000  author:trepan 
september 2016 by hatinjacket
A Most Gentle Death by mokuyoubi
“What is that?” Will asks tightly.
“A blend of benzodiazepines and barbiturates,” Hannibal says. “It will render one unconscious, immobile, and largely insensate.”
Will stares at the syringe in shocked disbelief. The shame and embarrassment are still present, but have taken a backseat to dry-mouthed, hopeless longing. Hannibal turns the syringe end on end between his fingers. “Would you like me to administer it to myself?” he asks.
fanfic  Hannibal  Will/Hannibal  somnophilia  Will/Molly  rimming  public.sex  Will/oc  het  masturbation  breathe.play  cum.play  marking  cuddling  scars  dirty.talk  ao3  words:5.000-10.000 
june 2016 by hatinjacket
Stranger by zuzeca
The last member of a doomed spaceship crew, Wikus crash lands on an alien planet.
fanfic  district.9  au  character.death  grief  alien.biology  ao3  alien.culture  injury  illness  cuddling  masturbation  voyagerism  ocs  unrequited  marriage  transformation  pregnancy 
june 2016 by hatinjacket
The Bonny Bunch of Roses by halsinator
In which Maria Absalom revisits Segundus's dreams and strikes up a bit of something. Well, more than a bit of something. Meanwhile, cakes are consumed, cows are displaced, and Segundus masters the art of magical gardening. Also: Childermass.
fanfic  jonathan.strange&mr.norrell  het  dirty.talk  cunnilingus  rimming  masturbation  Childermass/Segundus  orgasm.denial  polyamory  threesome  Segundus/Absalom  ao3  words:20.000-50.000  Childermass/Segundus/Absalom  author:halsinator 
march 2016 by hatinjacket
poses by fightlikeagirl
Jack finds Rhys more than a little entertaining. Rhys is just trying to make next month's rent.
fanfic  borderlands  Jack/Rhys  PWP  prostitution  marking  cum.play  dirty.talk  lingerie  Moxxi  au  ao3  dub-con  words:5.000-10.000  humiliation  masturbation  author:fightlikeagirl 
february 2016 by hatinjacket
Rabbit Heart series by lasciel
Yvette, Vaughn, and Rhys hatch a scheme to use Rhys' sexual wiles to gain more influence in the company. Plans shift though when Rhys start feeling more attachment then expected.
fanfic  borderlands  Jack/Rhys  PWP  sex.toys  public.sex  voyagerism  exhibitionism  cuddling  marking  mating.heat  ao3  Vaughn/Rhys/Yvette  het  threesome  Jack/Rhys/Nisha  series  d/s  gun.kink  masturbation  daddy.kink  cunnilingus  bonding  tattoos  prosthetic  breathe.play  knotting  dirty.talk  fluff  after.care  words:75.000-100.000 
january 2016 by hatinjacket
Love is Not a Victory March by fightingthecage
Javert and Valjean are in college, and made to work together. Javert is sure he knows Valjean from somewhere before, and Valjean just wants to put the past behind him. Things progress as the years pass.
fanfic  Les.Miserables  Javert/Valjean  ptsd  abuse  scars  suicide  character.death  non-con  depression  au  ao3  injury  masturbation  words:>100.000  WIP  dub-con  grief 
august 2015 by hatinjacket
After the Enchantment by bironic
Kinks six of the inhabitants of the Beast's castle might've developed.

||Recommending for the first story.
fanfic  beauty.and.the.beast  masturbation  het  exhibitionism  ao3  words:<5.000  anthromorphic.persona  object.insertion  tempeture.play  established.relationship  ocs  water.sports  author:bironic 
may 2015 by hatinjacket
Wolf and I by t_pock
Will wonders what constitutes good prey, and answers his own question—a high risk, a good chase, a hard kill. Tangentially he asks, “What’s the longest something’s survived you?”

Hannibal says, “Never through the night.”

Or, Will encounters a creepy stray and discovers the truth about Hannibal.
fanfic  Hannibal  Will/Hannibal  injury  ao3  masturbation  animals  cannibalism  character.death  ocs  Beverly_Katz  Alana_Bloom  marking  clothes.kink  pain.play  food  words:20.000-50.000 
april 2015 by hatinjacket
Bump in the Night by unicornandbutane
Newt’s made a mistake, and it’s really a subjective matter whether it was a poor decision altogether or just a mere miscalculation. Regardless, he is forced to phone Hermann in the middle of the night, to deal with the consequences.
fanfic  pacific.rim  Newt/Hermann  phone.sex  piercings  bondage  ao3  dirty.talk  words:5.000-10.000  masturbation 
february 2015 by hatinjacket
Leave Us Time to Waste by melannen
One of the side-effects of Drifting is that Drift partners are no longer capable of being sexually attracted to each other. At all. Dr. Newton Geiszler is not happy about this.
fanfic  pacific.rim  Newt/Hermann  Mako/Raleigh  Tendo_Choi  Aleksis/Sasha  ao3  humor  bonding  masturbation  dub-con  words:5.000-10.000  author:melannen 
december 2014 by hatinjacket
All of This Can be Broken by Indybaggins
During the events of His Last Vow, John has sex with Mycroft seven times. He’s not gay, but this isn’t sex, it’s a release. An exhale...
fanfic  sherlockbbc  John/Mycroft  infidelity  John/Mary  Sherlock_Holmes  injury  angst  cuddling  public.sex  marking  masturbation  ao3  words:20.000-50.000 
december 2014 by hatinjacket
"Cake and Other Sins" by Indybaggins
AU. Sherlock and John meet as competing bakers on The Great British Bake Off. There’s intense baking, lush recipes and enticing food. Mycroft, guilt, past sins in chocolate and gingerbread. And love. That too.
fanfic  sherlockbbc  incest  Sherlock/Mycroft  food  Sherlock/John  eating.disorder  suicidal.thoughts  drug.abuse  food.porn  ensemble  injury  abuse  scars  unrequited  disability  ao3  underage  illness  public.sex  au  masturbation  voyagerism  dancing  dub-con  marking  Sherlock/John/Mycroft  threesome  cuddling  words:>100.000 
august 2014 by hatinjacket
The Empty Bellies Dining Society by sam_ptarmigan
Bilbo and Dwalin have two things in common: an appreciation for good meals and a case of unrequited love for a certain oblivious king. The only sensible thing to do is form a supper club.
fanfic  TheHobbit  Dwalin/Bilbo  masturbation  food  unrequited  Thorin  jealousy  author:sam_ptarmigan  ao3  words:5.000-10.000  au 
august 2014 by hatinjacket
Needs No Earthquake by lonelywalker
(Post 2x08 - Su-zakana) After their eventful and intimate night at the stables, Will asks Hannibal to take him back to the office. He intends to offer himself up to protect Alana... but perhaps he's deluding himself more than he's manipulating Hannibal.
fanfic  Hannibal  Will/Hannibal  breathe.play  Hannibal/Alana  ao3  jealousy  masturbation  words:<5.000 
july 2014 by hatinjacket
Undecalactone by Cicak
Throughout all this, Hannibal writes her the kind of pornography other women and many professional romance writers dream of receiving.
fanfic  Hannibal  Will/Hannibal  threesome  Hannibal/Alana  het  masturbation  ao3  cunnilingus  author:cicak  words:<5.000 
july 2014 by hatinjacket
Iron-hard Man by June_Chat
In an AU where Tony chose to design and sell sex toys instead of weapons, he nevertheless manages to make something that grabs the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D. for a project called the Avengers Initiative. When he goes to meet the rest of his team, things are anything but smooth as they try to figure out why the "Toymaker" has been called in to help save the world.
fanfic  avengers  Tony/Bruce  ensemble  sex.toys  injury  ao3  sex.tape  threesome  Tony/Jarvis  Tony/Bruce/Jarvis  Thor/Jane  au  cock.ring  masturbation  negotiation.kink  voyagerism 
april 2014 by hatinjacket
In the Garden of the Hurricane's Eye by TheLCM
After everything, an unearthed video brings Hannibal Lecter out of hiding, and grants Will both unpleasant perspective and a new weapon.

OR: Mason Verger made a sex tape. Hannibal participated. Everyone blames Will Graham.

"Will bares his teeth and leans in as close as he dares above the gnashing darkness. He whispers, “You are the most wondrous and terrible thing I have seen in my life,” and with the slow, upward twist of his forearm, he chokes the abyss shut."

||Will tries to cope with his fucked up attraction to Hannibal post events of Red Dragon.

Warning: Mason Verger, a pedophile and extremely loathsome human being appears in pieces of the story. Margot in the second story talks about the abuse she got from him.
fanfic  Hannibal  dub-con  Will/Hannibal  sex.tape  Jack_Crawford  miscommunication  Alana_Bloom  series  Margot_Verger/Judy  established.relationship  abuse  Mason_Verger  ao3  injury  bondage  scars  non/dub-con  blood.play  incest  underage  non-con  cannibalism  masturbation  WIP 
february 2014 by hatinjacket
The Golden Thread by sam_ptarmigan
When an unbetrothed dwarf comes of age, he braids a golden thread into his beard to signal that he seeks an older mentor to teach him the ways of love and sex. Balin soon discovers that his little brother doesn't trust anyone but him with the job.
fanfic  TheHobbit  Balin/Dwalin  incest  virginity  cuddling  miscommunication  Balin/oc  masturbation  dirty.talk  words:20.000-50.000  ao3  author:sam_ptarmigan 
december 2013 by hatinjacket
Every Dong has Its Day by zarathuse
it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
-ancient chinese proverb

(aka that time zara wrote 8k worth of dick jokes.)

|| Tony wishes there was a Hallmark card equivalent of "I want to have sex with you. The fact that you have a small penis doesn't bother me. In fact, I have a list of over 300 reasons why that can be kind of hot."
fanfic  avengers  Steve/Tony  crack  ensemble  masturbation  miscommunication  humor  author:zarathuse  ao3  words:5.000-10.000 
november 2013 by hatinjacket
Getting Your Frustration Out of My System by helens78
Erik thinks of getting off like just another bodily function; half the time he doesn't even remember to do it. He's used to the low-level sexual frustration, but it's making Charles crazy.
fanfic  x-men  gen(ish)  masturbation  Charles_Xavier  ao3  Erik_Lehnsherr  words:<5.000  author:helens78 
november 2013 by hatinjacket
Acts of Mercy by cruisedirector
After witnessing and reporting a murder, Javert is dismissed from the police and takes a job protecting the women in a brothel, where many of his long-held ideas about justice are challenged.
fanfic  Les.Miserables  Javert/Valjean  au  Cosette/Marius  ocs  prostitution  character.death  injury  cuddling  ao3  virginity  ust  abuse  masturbation  M.Thenardier  marriage 
october 2013 by hatinjacket
First for Everything by batty4u
If this was how their first time sleeping together was going to play out, Mike couldn't help but wonder how the hell they were going to keep things interesting.
fanfic  suits  Harvey/Mike  PWP  masturbation  sex.toys  ao3  double.penetration  cock.ring  words:5.000-10.000 
september 2013 by hatinjacket
Subject (to) by frostfire-17
Merlin sees Uther start to notice him and he knows it is only a matter of time.
fanfic  merlin:bbc  Uther/Merlin  masturbation  Arthur_Pendragon  injury  lj  words:5.000-10.000  via:fyveryunoriginal  dub-con 
september 2013 by hatinjacket
Bless Your Soles by freakylemurcat
Feet were sacred to dwarves, and Thorin had always done his best to adhere to the rules and keep his feet to himself.

And then comes along Bilbo Baggins with his ever bare feet, and Thorin suddenly finds he can't think of anything else.
fanfic  TheHobbit  Bilbo/Thorin  masturbation  Dwalin  Gandalf  public.sex  ao3  words:5.000-10.000  alien.culture 
september 2013 by hatinjacket
The Last Measure of Devotion by Sue Walker
In one last desperate attempt to get Sam home, Al puts his job, his reputation, his safety, and relationships with those closest to him on the line.
fanfic  quantum.leap  Al/Sam  Al/Tina  ensemble  jealousy  Sam/Donna  amnesia  homophobia  other  abuse  ocs  het  masturbation  public.sex  established.relationship  non/dub-con  character.death  grief  words:20.000-50.000  frontage  angst 
september 2013 by hatinjacket
DIY for Beginners by lamardeuse
Danny is worried that the temptations of the big city will lure Nicholas back to London, but what can Sandford offer that will tempt him to stay?
fanfic  hot.fuzz  Nick/Danny  humor  miscommunication  ao3  yuletide:2009  words:<5.000  ocs  jealousy  masturbation 
august 2013 by hatinjacket
Loaded March series by Footloose
The reason SAS Captain Arthur Pendragon can't keep a communications specialist in Team Excalibur because none of them are good enough. And then Lieutenant Merlin Emrys gets assigned to his squad, and Arthur does everything he can to prove that Merlin isn't good enough, either. Except he is.
fanfic  merlin:bbc  au  Arthur/Merlin  ensemble  injury  masturbation  series  words:>100.000  ao3  Leon/Morgana  Lancelot/Gwen  ust  tattoos  family  scars  homophobia  marking  jealousy  roleplay  unrequited  Gwaine/Perceval  dirty.talk  cuddling  somnophilia  bonding  public.sex 
august 2013 by hatinjacket
Negotiation Theory by peevee
In which there is An Arrangement between John and Mycroft. Set across S2.

“Do keep up, John. Sex. Yes?”

“Uh,” he says, eloquently.

She sighs and rolls her eyes as if he’s being completely obtuse.
fanfic  sherlockbbc  John/Mycroft  het  Genderbender  rimming  cunnilingus  pegging  shower.sex  clothes.kink  words:5.000-10.000  ao3  masturbation 
august 2013 by hatinjacket
The Affairs of Dwarves by sam_ptarmigan
Dori certainly would not have set off on a quest with twelve hobs if he hadn't thought his bearing years were far behind him. His body, however, has other ideas, and he soon finds himself with one last chance to indulge in everything he's spent a lifetime putting off for the sake of his family.

Or, the one in which Bilbo learns that you ought not to meddle in the (love) affairs of dwarves, for they are subtle and involve group sex.

|| Lovely build up to the sex with every dwarf getting fleshed out. This fic made me love Balin even more (which is saying something since he was my favorite dwarf in the book). Bifur being strange but really eloquent in archaic Khuzdul is perfect. (His courting gift XD)

The rest are given little moments. Not that Bilbo notices much because he keeps getting distracted by Thorin.
fanfic  TheHobbit  Dori/Balin  mating.heat  Bilbo/Thorin  moresome  Dori/Bofur  public.sex  Dori/Bifur  dirty.talk  Dori/Dwalin  masturbation  Dori/Oin  hair.kink  alien.culture  ao3  words:20.000-50.000  ensemble  author:sam_ptarmigan 
july 2013 by hatinjacket
Charm by tinsnip
He is studying the difference between flamboyance as camouflage, and flamboyance as enticement.

A vignette, set during canon; Elim Garak meditates on the various reasons to attract attention.
fanfic  st:ds9  ust  Garak  character.study  Julian_Bashir  gen(ish)  masturbation  angst  ao3  author:tinsnip  words:<5.000 
july 2013 by hatinjacket
Parlor Game by SeriesFive
Julian reaches a tipping point and decides to pursue Garak. Not because Garak has become less dangerous, but because Julian has gotten in touch with his own ruthlessness.

||Shifting power dynamics ahoy.
fanfic  st:ds9  Garak/Bashir  masturbation  pain.play  rimming  ao3  size.kink  words:5.000-10.000 
july 2013 by hatinjacket
The Case of the Man Who Wanted by postcardmystery
In which Sherlock fantasizes about Watson even more than usual, has a few awkward conversations, and finds himself in a very pleasant situation.
fanfic  elementary  het  Sherlock/Joan  masturbation  bdsm  negotiation.kink  breathe.play  humiliation  ao3  cunnilingus  bondage  d/s  author:postcardmystery  words:5.000-10.000  ocs  PWP  impact.play 
july 2013 by hatinjacket
Concealed Carry by slipstream
When Laurie goes to the first Crime Busters meeting, Rorschach pings on her radar. Bumping into each other during a case just proves her suspicions.

|| Laurie's brashness and this slightly more balanced Rorschach's unconventional conservatism lead to some really fun interactions
fanfic  watchmen  Rorschach/Laurie  injury  masturbation  scars  femslash  ao3  ocs  cunnilingus  Danial_Dreiberg  words:10.000-20.000  Genderbender 
june 2013 by hatinjacket
Flipside by quietprofanity
When the relationship between Daniel and Rorschach turns sexual, it sparks a change in Rorschach’s once-repressed personality. Unfortunately, Rorschach doesn’t find it to be a change for the better.
fanfic  watchmen  Rorschach/Daniel  public.sex  masturbation  ao3  words:<5.000  character.study 
june 2013 by hatinjacket
Good to the Last Drop (aka Juicebox fic) by jibrailis
While on a job, Arthur denies Eames conjugal visits. Eames uses whatever props are available to try to change his mind. In this case, juiceboxes. Lots and lots of juicebox innuendo.

alt: http://archiveofourown.org/works/157829
fanfic  inception  Arthur/Eames  ust  orgasm.denial  lj  words:20.000-50.000  author:jibrailis  dirty.talk  established.relationship  ocs  masturbation  sex.toys  rimming 
may 2013 by hatinjacket
He Saith Among the Trumpets, Ha Ha
Javert finds the strengths he values most not in his fellow man, but in his horses.
fanfic  Les.Miserables  Javert  bestiality  ao3  suicidal.thoughts  words:5.000-10.000  injury  masturbation  suicide 
april 2013 by hatinjacket
Kinky Vulcan Liaisons series by attilis
Spock needs something and T'Pring is willing to give it to him.

|| The porn snippets are lovely, but what made me decide to rec it is the undercurrents of their relationship. I'm not sure how to describe it. The closest word I have is friends with benefits, but that is not quite right.
fanfic  Star_trek  Spock/T'Pring  bdsm  established.relationship  d/s  impact.play  nipple.clamps  sex.toys  pain.play  PWP  series  words:<5.000  masturbation  phone.sex  pegging  electricity  het  ao3 
april 2013 by hatinjacket
Seen and Not Touched by pherede
Thorin takes Bilbo as his consort, and per the traditions of the dwarves, he shows off his new lover to his companions. Voyeurism/exhibitionism.
fanfic  TheHobbit  PWP  Bilbo/Thorin  moresome  masturbation  exhibitionism  voyagerism  dirty.talk  public.sex  d/s  ao3  alien.culture  words:5.000-10.000  fanart  author:pherede 
march 2013 by hatinjacket
For Those Who Wonder series by Eshli
Bilbo has made the strangest thing that any of the dwarves have ever seen. None of them understand what it is. Thorin in particular is curious as to what a hobbit would possibly use an eight-inch cylindrical piece of polished wood for. But once Gandalf clarifies the significance behind the item, Thorin comes to a blunt realization and forced admission about his own feelings.
fanfic  TheHobbit  Bilbo/Thorin  ust  Gandalf  Balin  sex.toys  masturbation  voyagerism  alien.culture  ao3  series  outside.PoV  words:5.000-10.000 
march 2013 by hatinjacket
Letter for Letter by Thehoyden
Wooster and Jeeves promise to write each other explicit letters while Jeeves is on his annual holiday. The time period and the fact this is on paper somehow makes it even naughtier.
fanfic  wodehouse  lj  author:thehoyden  Wooster/Jeeves  established.relationship  dirty.talk  masturbation  rimming  sex.toys  voyagerism  clothes.kink  words:<5.000  public.sex 
march 2013 by hatinjacket
An Issue of Proper Protocol by skellerbvvt
"This relationship is really a threesome: Arthur, Merlin and Arthur's *very* detailed fantasies about tying Merlin down. And Merlin is pretty much in the background rolling his eyes at how subtle Arthur really *isn't*." - dodificus
fanfic  merlin:bbc  author:skellerbvvt  established.relationship  negotiation.kink  Arthur/Merlin  Morgana  bondage  roleplay  masturbation  clothes.kink  words:10.000-20.000  lj  needs.check 
february 2013 by hatinjacket
Pet by LadyVader
AU fic - Arthur is in his final year of high school and finds himself entirely too interested in the new English teacher.
fanfic  inception  au  Arthur/Eames  ao3  words:>100.000  Ariadne  masturbation  illness  dancing  Mal/Cobb  Robert_Fischer  unrequited  Ariadne/Yusuf  jealousy  homophobia  virginity  tattoos  dirty.talk  ust  angst 
january 2013 by hatinjacket
Solve for X by Yahtzee
Holmes investigates. He calculates. He solves. Sometimes it seems to him that all his many measurements and assessments fit into one vast equation, the sum of which will only be revealed to him at the very end.

(Not that he harbors sentimental ideas about souls or an afterlife. Holmes is perfectly aware that he may die in some sudden accident, or in his sleep, with no chance for any final tally. But already he thinks some parts of the solution are taking shape.)

Given how much he enjoys his deductions, he should be charitable enough to allow others the pleasure of deducing his own character in turn, seeing where he fits in their own personal mathematics. However, no one has ever called him “charitable,” and with good reason. When people use their perception on him – weak though their powers are by comparison – it is usually enough to annoy, sometimes enough to send him into a fury. Perhaps it would be less annoying were people any less inept.

But with Watson, he finds he doesn’t mind.
fanfic  elementary  Sherlock_Holmes  Joan_Watson  gen(ish)  author:Yahtzee  words:5.000-10.000  ao3  language.kink  masturbation 
january 2013 by hatinjacket
Languid by Menirva
Arthur was a finely-honed killing machine.

And Eames had just gotten him hammered.

Bonus points for Eames being (mostly) a gentleman.
fanfic  inception  Arthur/Eames  dirty.talk  humor  injury  orgasm.denial  masturbation  ao3  words:10.000-20.000  author:menirva 
november 2012 by hatinjacket
A Glossary of the 21st Century by kinky_kneazle
Steve's sick of not understanding what's going on, and the team are not all that helpful, so he starts keeping an illustrated notebook for further research. With the help of wiki, google and Logan he starts to settle in and find his place in the twenty-first century.
fanfic  avengers  captainamerica  Steve_Rogers  character.study  ao3  virginity  depression  Wade_Wilson  Logan  jealousy  fanart  masturbation  Tony_Stark  Clint_Barton  words:10.000-20.000  Natasha_Romanov  Bruce_Banner  author:kinky_kneazle  gen(ish) 
november 2012 by hatinjacket
Many Names in History, None of Them Ours by aubkae
Steve's not sure if he'll ever understand Tony Stark, but it's good, living here. If he still wakes up sometimes convinced this was all a dream, well, it's better than it was before, and that's something, isn't it?

The Avengers live in a world that both glorifies and fears them, but they know each other now behind the scenes.
fanfic  avengers  Steve/Tony  Tony/Pepper  ptsd  homophobia  family  ao3  injury  masturbation  ensemble  domestic  virginity  cuddling  shower.sex  character.death  Thor/Jane  public.sex  words:20.000-50.000 
october 2012 by hatinjacket
A Taste of Murder by pennydreadful
Sherlock discovers a group of deadly, lovely femme fatales has set up a crime ring in London. He investigates the murder of a man by one these ladies, and uncovers a vital clue--a pubic hair in the man's mouth. Now Sherlock must infiltrate the crime ring and find out which one of them committed the murder. The only way to do this? He has to perform oral sex on as many of these deadly ladies as possible, until he uncovers which one of them is the murderess.

The hitch? I want this in John's POV--Sherlock wants him there in case one of them tries to murder him. So John has to hide out and watch each time he charms his way into their panties. And Sherlock is good at eating out.
fanfic  sherlockbbc  Sherlock/John  Sherlock/oc  threesome  moresome  voyagerism  PWP  words:10.000-20.000  Sherlock/"Anthea"  cunnilingus  public.sex  rimming  squirting  Mycroft_Holmes  het  ao3  Lestrade  masturbation 
october 2012 by hatinjacket
Dew Point by Kianspo
Arthur Pendragon is as popular and successful as a sixth former can be. He hasn’t quite figured out his future yet, but it’s going to be brilliant, he’s certain. At least until some daring stranger on a cool motorcycle topples his world upside down on the first day of school. Modern magical AU.
fanfic  merlin:bbc  au  Arthur/Merlin  Lancelot/Gwen  Morgana  ao3  author:kianspo  tattoos  words:50.000-75.000  Gwaine  jealousy  masturbation  public.sex  dirty.talk 
september 2012 by hatinjacket
Dirty Little Prince (Grind Grind Grind) by theorytale
There have been a few prompts about Loki masturbating in SHIELD's lockbox, because he's bored or to embarrass Thor or whatever. But Loki is technically an alien/god/thing, and it's unlikely that sex work the same way for him as it does for humans.

Loki. Masturbating... sort of. In a room full of bemused Avengers. (Could be construed as Loki/Tony, in the sense that I can't seem to write them doing anything but flirt.)
fanfic  avengers  humor  pwp  alien.biology  masturbation  Loki  Tony_Stark  Thor  ao3  words:<5.000  via:meri_sefket  voyagerism  exhibitionism  author:theorytale 
september 2012 by hatinjacket
Till You Make It by lightgetsin
Harry has been enjoying the sex she has been having with Marcone. However, when John finds out Harry has never had an orgasm, he goes into man with a mission mode.

Lightgetsin is really good at writing stories centered around sex that explore the characters involved.
fanfic  dresdenfiles  Dresden/Marcone  het  Dresden/Elaine  Genderbender  femslash  abuse  sex.toys  bondage  wax.play  masturbation  author:lightgetsin  Hendricks  established.relationship  Dresden/Susan  cunnilingus  words:10.000-20.000  ao3 
july 2012 by hatinjacket
A Very Oglaf Christmas by kitsunealcy
The Snow Queen heads out in a sleigh full of gifts to spread a little holiday cheer, Oglaf-style... and perhaps to find some for herself.
fanfic  oglaf  femslash  yuletide:2011  ao3  Lesbian_Mercenary/Snow_Queen  sex.toys  crossover  humor  words:<5.000  author:kitsunealcy  het  virginity  masturbation  pegging  via:alasen 
july 2012 by hatinjacket
The Magical Bloody Sex Assassin series by unpossible
“You’re the Prince?” Merlin says, eyeing him. He hesitates, then says, defiant, “The Mad Prince of Camelot.”
Arthur doesn’t move. There’s quiet for a long time, then he says it. “I am.”
“You don’t seem mad,” he says.
The smile wells up from somewhere deep, and very sad. “Well, Merlin,” he says, “give me time.”

A regent has taken over Camelot since the prince is unfit to rule. Slavery is now a common practice and scum now live in the castle. It breaks Arthur's heart to see his city fallen to such lows. His position is tenuas but sometimes it is too much. He sees a slave being abused and takes him as his own.
fanfic  merlin:bbc  non-con  dub-con  Arthur/Merlin  ocs  ao3  author:unpossible  dirty.talk  masturbation  au  Gaius  Gwaine  injury  marking  insanity  slavery  humiliation  Lancelot  rimming  Leon/Morgana  family  series  outside.PoV  via:jenna_marianne  words:75.000-100.000  jealousy 
june 2012 by hatinjacket
Until Sundown series by challenge accepted
Omega!Moriarty/Beta!Moran

"Does it bother you to work with alphas? ...I mean because you're an omega."

"Does it bother you to work with men?" Jim asks guilelessly. He widens his eyes innocently. He's dropped his usual accent in favor of Sebastian's, making everything he says sound uncomfortably over-familiar. "I mean, because you're a homosexual."

This is just delicious. Glimpses of Moriarty's hatred about being an omega without it becoming a bogged down angsty mess. Watching Sebastian get over some of his prejudicies and seeing his already (relatively, it's Jim people) emotionally intimate relationship with Moriarty deepen.

This is definately in my top three Alpha/Omega kink fic and it amuses me that I can clarify it like that. Yay! Popular strange kink.
fanfic  sherlockbbc  Moriarty/Moran  ao3  mating.heat  knotting  Moriarty/oc  character.death  jealousy  masturbation  sex.toys  fisting  series  mpreg  dub-con  Sherlock/Moriarty  marking  homophobia  John_Watson  Sherlock/John  words:20.000-50.000 
may 2012 by hatinjacket
Man in the Middle series by mskatej
Mike may not be there physically, but he is very much in the middle of things. Really hot Harvey/Rachel. Harvey/Mike/Rachel later.
fanfic  suits  Harvey/Rachel  het  dirty.talk  ao3  Mike_Ross  Donna(Suits)  author:mskatej  series  threesome  polyamory  Mike/Rachel  rimming  Harvey/Mike/Rachel  shower.sex  words:20.000-50.000  masturbation  voyagerism  exhibitionism 
may 2012 by hatinjacket
Parallel Evolution by mosca
How four interspecies couples make it work. Leeta and Rom's relationship is particularly adorable.
fanfic  Garak/Bashir  Rom/Leeta  pain.play  injury  clothes.kink  established.relationship  public.sex  Quark(ds9)  Odo/oc  words:<5.000  het  lj  author:mosca  alien.culture  Worf/Jadzia  st:ds9  masturbation  pegging 
april 2012 by hatinjacket
A Study in Female Masturbation Orgasms - glasmond
Eighteen graphs charting the pleasure levels of various types visualization, environment, and personal status during masturbation.
masturbation  tumblr  humor  doctorwho  sherlockbbc 
march 2012 by hatinjacket
Labels by Pic_Akai
John loves Sherlock, but he wishes he could define their relationship more clearly.
fanfic  sherlockbbc  Sherlock/John  John/oc  het  Lestrade  Sally_Donovan  asexuality  cuddling  ao3  words:5.000-10.000  author:Pic_Akai  masturbation 
march 2012 by hatinjacket
A Cure for Boredom by emmagrant01
Sherlock becomes interested in sex and how John responds to different sexual situations.

Really hot sex with an emotional connection throughout that makes the porn all the hotter.
fanfic  sherlockbbc  Sherlock/John  threesome  voyagerism  lj  masturbation  het  d/s  dirty.talk  double.penetration  sexuality  author:emmagrant01  bondage  blindfold  rimming  public.sex  ocs  jealousy  negotiation.kink  orgasm.denial  abuse  mrs.hudson  Mycroft_Holmes  Lestrade  words:50.000-75.000  John/oc  exhibitionism 
february 2012 by hatinjacket
Package Deal by Etirabys
Charles met Emma when he was a boy instead of Raven. As they grow up, they are less individuals and more a single entity.
fanfic  Charles/Erik/Emma  threesome  au  ao3  words:<5.000  psychic.sex  x-men  author:etirabys  masturbation  needs.check 
february 2012 by hatinjacket
Sacrament by Yahtzee
As an agnostic, I have never really felt a strong connection to any particular faith, but I have always been fascinated when reading about others exploring their beliefs. Yahtzee, with a deft touch, has written a magnificent au where priest!Charles falls in love. This is a great fic and I strongly recommend it.

Eta: There is now a sequel from Erik's perspective a few years on.

ETA2: Updated again. Charles is drafted. This part is very, very good. Currently lacking the words to describe how good it is.

ETA3: New part! Erik is near the breaking point. Raven does something stupid. Takes place a few years after the last part.
fanfic  x-men  au  ao3  Charles/Erik  ocs  virginity  author:Yahtzee  series  domestic  Erik/Magda  suicidal.thoughts  grief  established.relationship  family  Raven(Mystique)  Darwin  THISTHISTHIS  injury  masturbation  illness  character.death  unrequited  scars  pregnancy  Hank_McCoy  Moira_MacTaggert  jealousy  Kurt(x-men)  words:75.000-100.000 
january 2012 by hatinjacket
Seven Hours in the Sun by hyacinth_sky747
Sherlock likes touching, but dislikes being touched. Sweet and romantic in a Sherlock sort of way.
fanfic  Sherlock/John  sherlockbbc  bondage  lj  masturbation  voyagerism  Sarah_Sawyer  sex.toys  cum.play 
january 2012 by hatinjacket
Good Boy by MajaLi
Harvey threatens to take Mike over his knee and spank him if Harvey catches Mike flirting again.
fanfic  bdsm  d/s  anal.beads  blindfold  Harvey/Mike  suits  spanking  Donna(Suits)  collars  author:majali  Louis_Litt  sex.toys  rimming  jealousy  masturbation  words:10.000-20.000  ao3 
december 2011 by hatinjacket
Wunderkind by mirabellafic
Eames has a hard and fast rule against fucking anyone underage. Arthur would have the utmost respect for this rule, if he hadn't just gotten cockblocked by it at the age of twenty-three.

The first part had me rolling on the floor and the second part's sex scenes made the room feel a few degrees hotter.
fanfic  humor  Arthur/Eames  inception  Mal/Cobb  drmwdth  words:20.000-50.000  roleplay  size.kink  ocs  dirty.talk  language.kink  masturbation  piercings 
november 2011 by hatinjacket
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