hatinjacket + dirty.talk   93

Deep Waters Closing Over Our Heads by Xparrot
"...And you don't want that."

Shen Wei shuddered. "No."

||Mating heat fic where the person affected says they don't want sex and there is no sex \0/
fanfic  guardian(tv)  Shen/Zhao  established.relationship  mating.heat  angst  alien.biology  words:20.000-50.000  dirty.talk  bondage  author:xparrot  injury  domestic  food  cuddling 
18 days ago by hatinjacket
Drawn into Something series by nonymos
Things Eddie Brock flirts with on a regular basis: death, insanity, his ex, his ex’s new boyfriend, and also the alien symbiote that lives inside his body. Not bad for a loser with no game, really.
fanfic  Venom  Eddie/Venom  gore  alien.biology  injury  tentacles  negotiation.kink  dub-con  roleplay  dirty.talk  knife.play  ao3  series  cunnilingus  het  moresome  threesome  Anne/Dan  outside.PoV  cannibalism  humiliation  marriage  food  bdsm  d/s  pain.play  crossover  illness  cuddling  depression  polyamory  medical.kink  bondage  words:75.000-100.000  miscommunication  various.pairings  avengers  shower.sex  alien.culture  sounding  breathe.play 
7 weeks ago by hatinjacket
Page Six by ThisBeautifulDrowning
Crime reporter Will Graham's column on page six of the Baltimore Sun garners him the attention of many: fans, hobby detectives, the FBI...and others.
fanfic  Hannibal  Will/Hannibal  au  food  cannibalism  injury  character.death  domestic  animals  sex.toys  ao3  words:50.000-75.000  ensemble  marriage  dirty.talk  dub-con  marking  jealousy  rimming  dark 
7 weeks ago by hatinjacket
My Love Should Be Heard And Not Seen by lurknomoar
Cecil Palmer is the best phone sex operator in the small company called Night Vale. One night, a slightly tipsy and very lonely scientist dials his number, and gets far more than he bargained for - a late night conversation about advanced biochemistry, a brand new fetish for surreal horror, a surprisingly reasonable internship program, some newts, and slowly, strangely, the love of his life.
fanfic  Carlos/Cecil  night.vale  ao3  au  words:20.000-50.000  d/s  dirty.talk  masturbation  public.sex  bdsm  bondage  breathe.play  voyagerism  exhibitionism  humiliation  tentacles  alien.biology 
10 weeks ago by hatinjacket
ravioli, ravioli, won't you be my husbandioli series by jaegermighty
“We should get married!” says Liv.

“Yeah, we should!” Ravi replies.

Wait. Back up.

i.

Start menu, level one: Liv eats the brain of a fifteen year old.
fanfic  izombie  Liv/Ravi  het  series  words:20.000-50.000  ust  marriage  ocs  family  established.relationship  miscommunication  ao3  dirty.talk 
march 2019 by hatinjacket
the middle man by iosaturnalia
Oikawa and Iwaizumi, like any other virile young straight men their age, enjoy having sex together. With the same women, as in. Or something to that effect.

-or-

"Iwaizumi looked for buried irritation within him, and found nothing. 'No. Not really, no. It’s not a big deal, if you’re sharing sexual partners.'

Matsukawa began spluttering violently, waving his hands around vigorously. 'You’re- you’re sharing what-'"
fanfic  haikyuu  Oikawa/Iwaizumi  threesome  ocs  het  phone.sex  masturbation  cum.play  dirty.talk  ao3  words:10.000-20.000  ust  cunnilingus 
march 2019 by hatinjacket
Barrier Methods by robotsdance
Ned and Chuck were grateful for the endless number of ways to be intimate without having sex. That being said, they were also big fans of their ever-expanding list of ways to have sex without touching.
fanfic  pushingdaisies  established.relationship  ned/chuck  het  sex.toys  cuddling  negotiation.kink  ao3  dirty.talk  masturbation  magical.realism  bondage  clothes.kink  cum.play  pegging  roleplay  Emerson_Cod  tattoos  words:5.000-10.000 
june 2018 by hatinjacket
Majima Everywhere by Shimadaviper (Ingridarcher)
Kiryu is finally back in Kamurocho, but after a decade keeping his head down in prison, he's not quite the man he used to be. Majima plans to change that, and get a little extra while he's at it.

or

I take the already horny scenarios in the Majima Everywhere system to their obvious conclusions.
fanfic  PWP  yakuza  Kiryu/Majima  public.sex  crossdressing  dancing  injury  roleplay  d/s  dirty.talk  lingerie  gender  WIP  bondage  rough.sex  pain.play 
october 2017 by hatinjacket
Chosen Man by Sineala
The son of the man who lost the Eagle of the Ninth would never be allowed a first command of his very own fort, would he?

Marcus is posted not to Isca Dumnoniorum, but to a wretched and run-down garrison north of the Wall. There he finds that he is the new centurion of a group of scouts and spies, all of them British. He has few supplies and no experience. His men distrust him. His superiors despise him. His second-in-command is an incompetent drunkard. And the local tribes are determined to kill all of them.

But the worst thing of all is one of Marcus' soldiers. He is an enigmatic, dangerous, and insubordinate man by the name of Esca, who makes Marcus yearn for terrifying things he has never before wanted and can never, ever let himself have...
fanfic  The.Eagle  au  words:>100.000  ao3  Marcus/Esca  injury  scars  jealousy  d/s  masturbation  ust  dirty.talk 
june 2017 by hatinjacket
notes from an undertaker by chuchisushi
In which Hatake Kakashi somehow manages to become a touchstone for an ANBU hunter-nin and gets far more invested in the entire process than he intended to.
fanfic  naruto  Iruka/Kakashi  injury  ptsd  grief  ao3  dirty.talk  Tenzou  Gai  words:50.000-75.000  gore  marking  ocs  after.care 
may 2017 by hatinjacket
Cyber Sexings by anon
Persona 4: Naoto + Rise. For the Persona 4 kink meme. "Naoto doesn't understand the concept of dirty talk."
fanfic  persona4  humor  Naoto  gen(ish)  Rise  dirty.talk  lj  words:<5.000  via:spywindow 
may 2017 by hatinjacket
Truth and Measure series by Telanu
Andy doesn't leave Miranda in Paris, and learns that a single decision can change your life. But the main thing about decisions? You don't get to stop with one.
fanfic  devilwearsprada  femslash  Andrea/Miranda  het  family  pregnancy  abortion  divorce  infidelity  jealousy  clothes.kink  ao3  ensemble  ocs  cunnilingus  dirty.talk  phone.sex  negotiation.kink  massage  domestic  cuddling  series  masturbation  outside.PoV  established.relationship  illness  words:>100.000 
april 2017 by hatinjacket
Love Is Pure Gold and Time a Thief by Aja
Having a history with someone isn’t the same as having a present.

(The military backstory fic.)

|| Some Cobb bashing and better intentions then I believe are true in canon. Solid worldbuilding, ocs, and relationship development.
fanfic  inception  Arthur/Eames  words:20.000-50.000  ao3  clothes.kink  dirty.talk  ocs  ust  miscommunication  Ariadne/Eames  moresome  d/s  via:bookshop  grief 
february 2017 by hatinjacket
Mithril in his Beard by determamfidd
I can't help but love a fic that so totally flips the typical script in LotR fics that deal with characters aging. As the author says in the comments: "Heh, yeah, I've seen those sorts of stories told, with sadness and acceptance and a sense of foreboding. I wanted to go a different route - try to make the reader think 'UH OH IS THIS GONNA BE A SAD!MORTALITY STORY' and then... Legolas is all, NOPE HE'S TWICE AS HOT NOW, wham, smut, heheheheheheh. :DDD"
fanfic  LotR  Gimli/Legolas  rimming  dirty.talk  established.relationship  hair.kink  via:Tafadhali  ao3  public.sex  piercings  tattoos  cum.play  words:10.000-20.000 
december 2016 by hatinjacket
Germination by thingswithwings
Tentacles and true love. Jennifer hasn't told anyone, but she remembers being a Wraith hive ship.
fanfic  sga  McKay/Keller  tentacles  alien.biology  transformation  pegging  roleplay  negotiation.kink  ao3  author:thingswithwings  injury  bondage  dirty.talk  words:5.000-10.000  het 
september 2016 by hatinjacket
Go Your Own Way by tkp (lettered)
I want to see a fic where instead of Wayne taking Gordon to expensive restaurants and driving him around in fancy cars and dressing him up in designer clothes, Gordon takes Wayne around to diners with sticky tables where they serve shitty coffee, and to his postage stamp apartment with its single spring bed, and Wayne wears Gordon's cheap t-shirts and sweats and worn out boxers, and Gordon makes eggs and eats noodles out of a pan, and goes for jogs in ratty sneakers to pick up cheap cigarettes and Wayne can't get the smell out of his $5,000 suit for a week. Oh, and it turns Bruce on.

|| Bruce is fucked in the head.
fanfic  batman  Bruce/Gordon  daddy.issues  divorce  daddy.kink  dirty.talk  roleplay  ao3  marking  scars  domestic  food  angst  words:20.000-50.000  humiliation  public.sex  jealousy 
july 2016 by hatinjacket
Control by Valmouth
Apparently, it’s all very simple. Bruce offers him access to an apartment, a warm body, and privacy.

Clark would love to say that he doesn’t understand what’s being offered but he does. He isn’t stupid, and Bruce does seem to fit a certain personality type, though until this moment Clark’s never believed him truly capable of acting on it.

And then he wonders at the kind of man Bruce would keep.
fanfic  justice.league  Clark/Bruce  bdsm  scars  sex.toys  marking  collars  nipple.clamps  impact.play  injury  figging  bondage  cuddling  ao3  d/s  cock.ring  orgasm.denial  breathe.play  pain.play  fisting  rimming  cbt  dirty.talk  sounding  words:10.000-20.000  PWP  author:Valmouth 
july 2016 by hatinjacket
A Most Gentle Death by mokuyoubi
“What is that?” Will asks tightly.
“A blend of benzodiazepines and barbiturates,” Hannibal says. “It will render one unconscious, immobile, and largely insensate.”
Will stares at the syringe in shocked disbelief. The shame and embarrassment are still present, but have taken a backseat to dry-mouthed, hopeless longing. Hannibal turns the syringe end on end between his fingers. “Would you like me to administer it to myself?” he asks.
fanfic  Hannibal  Will/Hannibal  somnophilia  Will/Molly  rimming  public.sex  Will/oc  het  masturbation  breathe.play  cum.play  marking  cuddling  scars  dirty.talk  ao3  words:5.000-10.000 
june 2016 by hatinjacket
Literally Speaking by halotolerant
“So you’ve never been with a man before?” Keith is prompting ‘Will’.

“Uh, no.” There’s a sound like Will is sucking his lips in, like he’s really uncertain. Good actor, he must be, and wasted on this in a sense - but then this does pay. 'Virgin Hole Boy Chronicles' is in its fourth year of production and subscriptions are up annually.

And Hannibal? Hannibal’s vids account for over half the streaming revenue alone.

Will must know that he’s here on Hannibal’s approval, that he’s nothing compared to the star. Reason to be nervous indeed.
fanfic  Hannibal  au  Will/Hannibal  ao3  author:halotolerant  rimming  domestic  illness  shower.sex  cuddling  food  negotiation.kink  dirty.talk  pegging  bondage  public.sex  voyagerism  virginity  words:20.000-50.000  animals  jealousy 
may 2016 by hatinjacket
Continuing Education by LovelyZelda
Since Kirk is a very...physical being, Spock wants to get physical. Obviously the logical thing to do is ask McCoy to teach him how to have sex with humans.

||

There is something about Spock being obtuse about sex that I rather enjoy.
fanfic  Star_trek  Spock/Bones  virginity  dirty.talk  Kirk/Spock  voyagerism  Kirk/Spock/Bones  negotiation.kink  ao3  words:10.000-20.000 
april 2016 by hatinjacket
The Bonny Bunch of Roses by halsinator
In which Maria Absalom revisits Segundus's dreams and strikes up a bit of something. Well, more than a bit of something. Meanwhile, cakes are consumed, cows are displaced, and Segundus masters the art of magical gardening. Also: Childermass.
fanfic  jonathan.strange&mr.norrell  het  dirty.talk  cunnilingus  rimming  masturbation  Childermass/Segundus  orgasm.denial  polyamory  threesome  Segundus/Absalom  ao3  words:20.000-50.000  Childermass/Segundus/Absalom  author:halsinator 
march 2016 by hatinjacket
Moonless Night by daylilymoon
A patrol gone wrong leaves Rorschach blinded and badly injured; he seeks out his old partner and lives through the consequences.
fanfic  watchmen  Rorschach/Daniel  dirty.talk  injury  lj  words:20.000-50.000  fanart 
march 2016 by hatinjacket
poses by fightlikeagirl
Jack finds Rhys more than a little entertaining. Rhys is just trying to make next month's rent.
fanfic  borderlands  Jack/Rhys  PWP  prostitution  marking  cum.play  dirty.talk  lingerie  Moxxi  au  ao3  dub-con  words:5.000-10.000  humiliation  masturbation  author:fightlikeagirl 
february 2016 by hatinjacket
Rabbit Heart series by lasciel
Yvette, Vaughn, and Rhys hatch a scheme to use Rhys' sexual wiles to gain more influence in the company. Plans shift though when Rhys start feeling more attachment then expected.
fanfic  borderlands  Jack/Rhys  PWP  sex.toys  public.sex  voyagerism  exhibitionism  cuddling  marking  mating.heat  ao3  Vaughn/Rhys/Yvette  het  threesome  Jack/Rhys/Nisha  series  d/s  gun.kink  masturbation  daddy.kink  cunnilingus  bonding  tattoos  prosthetic  breathe.play  knotting  dirty.talk  fluff  after.care  words:75.000-100.000 
january 2016 by hatinjacket
Choose and Choose and Choose by fleete
Arthur and Gwen make a sexy addition to their fantasy life in the form of a big-eared manservant. Neither of them actually intends to turn said fantasy into reality. That part happens by accident. //

--Hot, intelligently written, affectionate and funny. Great characterisations (shifting POVs) - you really get a sense of all three and how they fit together in a poly relationship. LOVED that it was Gwen and her bravery that was the catalyst.
fanfic  merlin:bbc  Arthur/Gwen  established.relationship  Arthur/Gwen/Merlin  polyamory  negotiation.kink  voyagerism  dirty.talk  ao3  words:10.000-20.000  via:blueMeridian 
september 2015 by hatinjacket
Bloodline by xzombiexkittenx
Someone is murdering fledgling vampires and it's up to Will Graham to figure out whodunnit while coming to grips with his own undeath. Ostensibly, Hannibal Lecter, whose noble and ancient linage opens doors for the investigation, is supposed to be helping. Helping, is not the term Will would use. //

Caffeine. He'd thought he'd never get that again. Here Hannibal was, opening doors Will had thought were closed, and he wanted to give this to Will all the time.

"Oh," he said, helplessly. "Hannibal."

Hannibal's smile was predatory and Will found himself looking away. Shyly, coyly? Will wasn't even sure himself. He liked it though, the heavy weight of Hannibal's regard.

"You've let them lock you into a cage," Hannibal said. "Let me show you the way out of it." He reached out and thumbed a smudge of blood from Will's bottom lip and Will could only watch as he put his own lips to his finger and licked the blood off.
via:pastself  via:blueMeridian  fanfic  Hannibal  Will/Hannibal  au  ao3  words:20.000-50.000  transformation  blood.play  bonding  breathe.play  d/s  dirty.talk  mind.control  character.death  gore  ocs 
may 2015 by hatinjacket
Come Whisper in My Ear by Margo_Kim
Annie is not very good at talking dirty. However, that's sure as hell not going to stop her.
fanfic  lifeonmars  Sam/Annie  humor  ao3  words:<5.000  dirty.talk  het  fluff  author:margo_kim  cunnilingus 
april 2015 by hatinjacket
Bump in the Night by unicornandbutane
Newt’s made a mistake, and it’s really a subjective matter whether it was a poor decision altogether or just a mere miscalculation. Regardless, he is forced to phone Hermann in the middle of the night, to deal with the consequences.
fanfic  pacific.rim  Newt/Hermann  phone.sex  piercings  bondage  ao3  dirty.talk  words:5.000-10.000  masturbation 
february 2015 by hatinjacket
i forget the difference between seduction and arson by gyzym
why things burn (daphne gottlieb)

My fire-eating career came to an end
when I could no longer tell
when to spit and when

to swallow.
Last night in Amsterdam,
1,000 tulips burned to death.

I have an alibi. When I walked by
your garden, your hand
grenades were in bloom.

You caught me playing
loves me, loves me
not, metal pins between my teeth.

I forget the difference
between seduction
and arson,
fanfic  pacific.rim  Newt/Hermann  pain.play  tattoos  hate.sex  ao3  author:gyzym  words:5.000-10.000  dirty.talk  public.sex 
october 2014 by hatinjacket
Undo, Unravel, Unwind by michi_thekiller; art by Archia
Or, perhaps, and more logically perhaps, it was merely lust that fogged up Sherlock’s vision and cloaked his brain, with John tied up and perfect, splayed over Sherlock’s lap, stuffed full of his cock.
fanfic  sherlockbbc  Sherlock/John  established.relationship  PWP  orgasm.denial  bondage  bdsm  ao3  words:<5.000  fanart  dirty.talk 
october 2014 by hatinjacket
Shark Tank by xzombiexkittenx
Will and Hannibal meet in prison. Hannibal is still the Ripper, Will is still a profiler who had encephalitis. Only now they're cell mates.
fanfic  Hannibal  Will/Hannibal  abuse  dub-con  scars  injury  domestic  animals  cannibalism  au  ao3  words:50.000-75.000  dirty.talk  rimming  gore  food 
september 2014 by hatinjacket
They Made it for Me by zombieboyband
Will unintentionally dirty talks to Hannibal about the Chesapeake Ripper. Hannibal is more than a little into it.

||A mix of dark humor and hotness.
fanfic  Hannibal  Will/Hannibal  ao3  dirty.talk  author:zombieboyband  words:5.000-10.000  marking  Will/Alana 
february 2014 by hatinjacket
You Give Me Fever by michi_thekiller
Sherlock teaches John how to kiss in the backseat of his 1952 souped up hot rod, white leather interior and royal purple exterior. They park at the passion pit and Sherlock shows him how their mouths fit together, teases out the soft slickness of John’s tongue, while Scarlett O’Hara, resplendent in her dress, runs around a razed plantation projected silver in the background.

||1950's au
fanfic  sherlockbbc  au  Sherlock/John  virginity  marking  jealousy  Irene_Adler  drug.abuse  Harry/Clara  dirty.talk  ao3  fanart  words:10.000-20.000 
january 2014 by hatinjacket
The Golden Thread by sam_ptarmigan
When an unbetrothed dwarf comes of age, he braids a golden thread into his beard to signal that he seeks an older mentor to teach him the ways of love and sex. Balin soon discovers that his little brother doesn't trust anyone but him with the job.
fanfic  TheHobbit  Balin/Dwalin  incest  virginity  cuddling  miscommunication  Balin/oc  masturbation  dirty.talk  words:20.000-50.000  ao3  author:sam_ptarmigan 
december 2013 by hatinjacket
The Domino Effect by Sapphy
Look, it’s like this. Nate fucks Domino and presumably a good time is had by all. Wade wouldn’t know, he’s not there for that part. His part comes after, when Dom gives Nate some excuse and slips away, comes to Wade’s room. And then Wade gets his really utterly shameful fix. It’s an arrangement that suits… well, Domino mostly, and presumably Nate
fanfic  deadpool&cable  Deadpool/Domino  cunnilingus  Deadpool/Cable  scars  dirty.talk  Cable/Domino  het  words:<5.000  ao3 
november 2013 by hatinjacket
Stay, Thou Art So Beautiful by bauble; Art by Motetus
When he was young, Eames' grandmother used to tell him all sorts of stories about the supernatural and the danger surrounding them.

Now Eames is a grown man, trying to make his own way and hungry. Hungry for success, for validation, for wealth and fame. So hungry he doesn't hesitate to make a deal with the creature trapped in a mirror at the bottom of a lake.

Motetus' art is absolutely gorgeous.
fanfic  inception  fanart  Arthur/Eames  dark  major.character.death  lj  words:10.000-20.000  character.death  ocs  dirty.talk  transformation  author:bauble 
october 2013 by hatinjacket
In the Breach by cruisedirector and Dementordelta
When the mayor of Montreuil learns that Inspector Javert may be planning to investigate the vices of the wharf, he takes advantage of the anonymity afforded by the night and the old buildings. But nothing else goes as he expects, that night or, really, for the rest of his life.
fanfic  Les.Miserables  Javert/Valjean  glory.hole  fix-it  Cosette/Marius  established.relationship  rimming  roleplay  virginity  scars  dirty.talk  family  words:50.000-75.000  ao3  size.kink  69 
october 2013 by hatinjacket
Along a Wandering Wind by Hope
Just when Gwaine finds a reason to end his roaming, he must leave Camelot again, this time on royal orders. Whether and how he returns may depend on the secrets Merlin—and others—are keeping from him.

(A romance of letters, intrigue and knightly apprenticeship, set post-S3.)
fanfic  merlin:bbc  Merlin/Gwaine  ao3  Arthur/Gwen/Lancelot  dirty.talk  Gareth  ocs  gender  series  words:50.000-75.000  marriage  established.relationship  author:hope 
september 2013 by hatinjacket
Nearly Homes series by toomuchplor, xenakis
Ndoto haihadithiwi ~ You can’t name a dream.

- Swahili Proverb

Arthur and Eames are on the verge of giving up mind crime when Cobb convinces Arthur to be his point man on one last job — which rather inevitably goes wrong. Eames is pulled into the mess as Cobb’s simple heist spirals into an attempt on inception. It’s time to stop trespassing on the dreams of others; building a home takes two sets of hands.
fanfic  inception  established.relationship  kidfic  Ariadne  domestic  ocs  fluff  Yusuf  series  ao3  fanart  outside.PoV  Nash  pregnancy  words:20.000-50.000  dirty.talk  Arthur/Eames  cuddling 
september 2013 by hatinjacket
Consequences of Chemistry by Calico
It's unwise to underestimate the combined effects of a powerful aphrodisiac and Captain Jack Harkness.

Started for the Kink Bingo square: orgy. Became a little more complicated than that. Pairings: a blurring of canon relationships, plus some extra M/M, F/F, M/F/M, F/F/M, and M/M/M. Set early Season Two.
fanfic  torchwood  moresome  ensemble  het  femslash  voyagerism  dirty.talk  ao3  words:10.000-20.000  established.relationship  cunnilingus 
september 2013 by hatinjacket
Put Out The Lamp When Thou Wishest by pearl_o
There are many things Erik finds curious about his new owner, but curiosity's never been a particularly useful emotion for him.

Written for kink_bingo square class fantasies.
fanfic  x-men  Charles/Erik  slavery  dirty.talk  disability  lj  PWP  words:<5.000  author:pearl_o  au 
august 2013 by hatinjacket
Loaded March series by Footloose
The reason SAS Captain Arthur Pendragon can't keep a communications specialist in Team Excalibur because none of them are good enough. And then Lieutenant Merlin Emrys gets assigned to his squad, and Arthur does everything he can to prove that Merlin isn't good enough, either. Except he is.
fanfic  merlin:bbc  au  Arthur/Merlin  ensemble  injury  masturbation  series  words:>100.000  ao3  Leon/Morgana  Lancelot/Gwen  ust  tattoos  family  scars  homophobia  marking  jealousy  roleplay  unrequited  Gwaine/Perceval  dirty.talk  cuddling  somnophilia  bonding  public.sex 
august 2013 by hatinjacket
The Affairs of Dwarves by sam_ptarmigan
Dori certainly would not have set off on a quest with twelve hobs if he hadn't thought his bearing years were far behind him. His body, however, has other ideas, and he soon finds himself with one last chance to indulge in everything he's spent a lifetime putting off for the sake of his family.

Or, the one in which Bilbo learns that you ought not to meddle in the (love) affairs of dwarves, for they are subtle and involve group sex.

|| Lovely build up to the sex with every dwarf getting fleshed out. This fic made me love Balin even more (which is saying something since he was my favorite dwarf in the book). Bifur being strange but really eloquent in archaic Khuzdul is perfect. (His courting gift XD)

The rest are given little moments. Not that Bilbo notices much because he keeps getting distracted by Thorin.
fanfic  TheHobbit  Dori/Balin  mating.heat  Bilbo/Thorin  moresome  Dori/Bofur  public.sex  Dori/Bifur  dirty.talk  Dori/Dwalin  masturbation  Dori/Oin  hair.kink  alien.culture  ao3  words:20.000-50.000  ensemble  author:sam_ptarmigan 
july 2013 by hatinjacket
Ticks by tinsnip
Cardassian cultural studies are much more fun when accompanied by the occasional field trip. And field trips are much more fun when learning is interspersed with time to play...

Elim Garak and Julian Bashir get frisky in a holosuite. Very light, very chatty (Garak POV, and he does love to talk!). Approached from a Cardassian viewpoint. Translations incorporated as hovertext. Have fun!
fanfic  st:ds9  Garak/Bashir  established.relationship  alien.biology  language.kink  ao3  roleplay  alien.culture  THISTHISTHIS  author:tinsnip  words:10.000-20.000  orgasm.denial  dirty.talk 
july 2013 by hatinjacket
Five People Who Flinched From Phil and the One Person Who Never Did by infiniteeight
Just because everyone is telepathic doesn't mean they want to hear you. Just because you can't hear them, doesn't mean you can't make a connection.
fanfic  avengers  Coulson/Clint  magical.realism  ao3  ocs  Nick_Fury  virginity  Natasha_Romanov  via:shadowkeeper  words:5.000-10.000  dirty.talk 
july 2013 by hatinjacket
The Student Prince by FayJay
A fun, still magical Merlin college au. Merlin is sent to what is secretly the only wizarding university in Britain. He is then tasked with protecting his roommate, the crown prince, without revealing his powers. Merlin would be really excited about this, but their first meeting goes horribly. Curse the prat and his perfect ass.

Bonus points for engaging subplots. Gwen and Morgana are lots of fun to read. I especially enjoyed the dragon side story and spent most of it cracking up.

Favorite quote: "I think that, technically, I was already a monster," the dragon replied. "Now I am a monster with social networking skills. Or I would be, if I had a Twitter account. And possibly a Facebook. Do I want a Facebook? Is it a book of faces? Is it the same as MySpace? Which of course begs the question: what is MySpace?"
fanfic  merlin:bbc  Arthur/Merlin  ensemble  Lancelot/Gwen  au  cuddling  homophobia  Gwaine/Morgause  ao3  crossdressing  jealousy  brain.washing  Arthur/Gwen  phone.sex  dirty.talk  public.sex  Merlin/Edwin  injury  character.death  words:>100.000 
july 2013 by hatinjacket
Good to the Last Drop (aka Juicebox fic) by jibrailis
While on a job, Arthur denies Eames conjugal visits. Eames uses whatever props are available to try to change his mind. In this case, juiceboxes. Lots and lots of juicebox innuendo.

alt: http://archiveofourown.org/works/157829
fanfic  inception  Arthur/Eames  ust  orgasm.denial  lj  words:20.000-50.000  author:jibrailis  dirty.talk  established.relationship  ocs  masturbation  sex.toys  rimming 
may 2013 by hatinjacket
(Not Quite) Prince Charming by manic_intent
Thorin is the king of the hidden kingdom of Erebor. Recently terrorist group SMAUG has taken over his country and kicked the royal family out. Thorin has been trying to get support from the United Nations, claiming Erebor has technology that far exceeds the rest of the world. After the "weapons of mass destruction" fallacy in the Middle East all are reluctant to give him support.

Cue Gandalf, MI6 operative, deciding to start an unauthorized mission to reclaim the kingdom. He recruits the help of Bilbo Baggins, security analyst (not a spy), to open the locked entrance.

|| Contains cool technology, BAMF!Dis, plot, and a fun oc.
fanfic  TheHobbit  Bilbo/Thorin  Dis  au  suicide  ocs  ao3  character.death  Nori  jealousy  dirty.talk  ensemble  gore  injury  family 
april 2013 by hatinjacket
Seen and Not Touched by pherede
Thorin takes Bilbo as his consort, and per the traditions of the dwarves, he shows off his new lover to his companions. Voyeurism/exhibitionism.
fanfic  TheHobbit  PWP  Bilbo/Thorin  moresome  masturbation  exhibitionism  voyagerism  dirty.talk  public.sex  d/s  ao3  alien.culture  words:5.000-10.000  fanart  author:pherede 
march 2013 by hatinjacket
Letter for Letter by Thehoyden
Wooster and Jeeves promise to write each other explicit letters while Jeeves is on his annual holiday. The time period and the fact this is on paper somehow makes it even naughtier.
fanfic  wodehouse  lj  author:thehoyden  Wooster/Jeeves  established.relationship  dirty.talk  masturbation  rimming  sex.toys  voyagerism  clothes.kink  words:<5.000  public.sex 
march 2013 by hatinjacket
The Good Morrow series by greywash
Love is a much more vicious motivator.

|| Love makes you crazy. Sherlock and John do some stupid things in the name of it. Post Reichenbach.
fanfic  sherlockbbc  Sherlock/John  het  Moran  grief  Molly_Hooper  Mike_Stamford  injury  suicidal.thoughts  Mycroft_Holmes  ao3  series  cunnilingus  dirty.talk  jealousy  negotiation.kink  cuddling  Harry_Watson  rimming  words:>100.000 
february 2013 by hatinjacket
Until the World Gives In by Jad
During a midwinter storm, Merlin reveals one too many secrets. Arthur learns the truth hurts a lot more than the lies -- especially coming from someone who is a bit more than a friend and a little less of an idiot and a whole lot more than Arthur’s ever given him credit for.
fanfic  merlin:bbc  Arthur/Merlin  bondage  jealousy  rimming  Leon  cuddling  ao3  words:10.000-20.000  dirty.talk  orgasm.denial 
february 2013 by hatinjacket
Pet by LadyVader
AU fic - Arthur is in his final year of high school and finds himself entirely too interested in the new English teacher.
fanfic  inception  au  Arthur/Eames  ao3  words:>100.000  Ariadne  masturbation  illness  dancing  Mal/Cobb  Robert_Fischer  unrequited  Ariadne/Yusuf  jealousy  homophobia  virginity  tattoos  dirty.talk  ust  angst 
january 2013 by hatinjacket
Harvey Specter Doesn't Do Gay Panic by theotherperv
Harvey flirts with men. He does it to close a deal, to make transactions easier, to build working relationships he can cash in on later - all without the slightest hint of shame. He doesn't flirt with men for sex. Not because that would be shameful, just because...because. He just doesn't.

ETA: formerly "the one where Harvey is straight...ish."
fanfic  suits  Harvey/Mike  sexuality  Donna(Suits)  ao3  dirty.talk  words:5.000-10.000  author:theotherperv 
december 2012 by hatinjacket
Languid by Menirva
Arthur was a finely-honed killing machine.

And Eames had just gotten him hammered.

Bonus points for Eames being (mostly) a gentleman.
fanfic  inception  Arthur/Eames  dirty.talk  humor  injury  orgasm.denial  masturbation  ao3  words:10.000-20.000  author:menirva 
november 2012 by hatinjacket
Dew Point by Kianspo
Arthur Pendragon is as popular and successful as a sixth former can be. He hasn’t quite figured out his future yet, but it’s going to be brilliant, he’s certain. At least until some daring stranger on a cool motorcycle topples his world upside down on the first day of school. Modern magical AU.
fanfic  merlin:bbc  au  Arthur/Merlin  Lancelot/Gwen  Morgana  ao3  author:kianspo  tattoos  words:50.000-75.000  Gwaine  jealousy  masturbation  public.sex  dirty.talk 
september 2012 by hatinjacket
If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get by devera
Dee has something on his wish list he is nervous about asking from Ryo. Ryo would give Dee anything. Smut.
fanfic  FAKE  Dee/Ryo  roleplay  ao3  words:<5.000  yuletide:2010  dirty.talk  PWP 
july 2012 by hatinjacket
The Magical Bloody Sex Assassin series by unpossible
“You’re the Prince?” Merlin says, eyeing him. He hesitates, then says, defiant, “The Mad Prince of Camelot.”
Arthur doesn’t move. There’s quiet for a long time, then he says it. “I am.”
“You don’t seem mad,” he says.
The smile wells up from somewhere deep, and very sad. “Well, Merlin,” he says, “give me time.”

A regent has taken over Camelot since the prince is unfit to rule. Slavery is now a common practice and scum now live in the castle. It breaks Arthur's heart to see his city fallen to such lows. His position is tenuas but sometimes it is too much. He sees a slave being abused and takes him as his own.
fanfic  merlin:bbc  non-con  dub-con  Arthur/Merlin  ocs  ao3  author:unpossible  dirty.talk  masturbation  au  Gaius  Gwaine  injury  marking  insanity  slavery  humiliation  Lancelot  rimming  Leon/Morgana  family  series  outside.PoV  via:jenna_marianne  words:75.000-100.000  jealousy 
june 2012 by hatinjacket
Higher Emotions Are Out to Get Us (And We Soldier on Together) by Ciircee
Arthur and Eames knew each other years before Cobb came into the picture. They are both dickish BAMFs who have Sheppard/McKay levels of emotional immaturity.Great plot, great ust, great pay off.
fanfic  inception  Arthur/Eames  ao3  ust  Mal/Cobb  Ariadne  Yusuf  dirty.talk  BAMF!Arthur  via:bookshop  words:20.000-50.000 
june 2012 by hatinjacket
Man in the Middle series by mskatej
Mike may not be there physically, but he is very much in the middle of things. Really hot Harvey/Rachel. Harvey/Mike/Rachel later.
fanfic  suits  Harvey/Rachel  het  dirty.talk  ao3  Mike_Ross  Donna(Suits)  author:mskatej  series  threesome  polyamory  Mike/Rachel  rimming  Harvey/Mike/Rachel  shower.sex  words:20.000-50.000  masturbation  voyagerism  exhibitionism 
may 2012 by hatinjacket
A Cure for Boredom by emmagrant01
Sherlock becomes interested in sex and how John responds to different sexual situations.

Really hot sex with an emotional connection throughout that makes the porn all the hotter.
fanfic  sherlockbbc  Sherlock/John  threesome  voyagerism  lj  masturbation  het  d/s  dirty.talk  double.penetration  sexuality  author:emmagrant01  bondage  blindfold  rimming  public.sex  ocs  jealousy  negotiation.kink  orgasm.denial  abuse  mrs.hudson  Mycroft_Holmes  Lestrade  words:50.000-75.000  John/oc  exhibitionism 
february 2012 by hatinjacket
A Deeper Season by Etirabys
(nonmutant AU) Charles Xavier- rich, introverted, and academic- begins his senior year of high school in 1962. Erik Lehnsherr, despite his own efforts, is the first person to properly reach out to him. Both are astonished to find a human being on the other side.
fanfic  ao3  author:etirabys  x-men  underage  abuse  Charles/Erik  character.death  Sebastian_Shaw  Moira_MacTaggert  au  dirty.talk  ocs  words:20.000-50.000  needs.check 
december 2011 by hatinjacket
X Marks the Spot by thehoyden
Indiana Jones au. Erik recruits Charles to help him track down an artifact Shaw is after.
fanfic  author:thehoyden  au  x-men  ao3  Charles/Erik  dirty.talk  rimming  Hank_McCoy  words:20.000-50.000 
december 2011 by hatinjacket
You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want by toomuchplor
Arthur is used to hearing couples having sex through too thin walls. Eames is adorablly innocent and British on the subject.
fanfic  humor  inception  Arthur/Eames  Dominic_Cobb  exhibitionism  dirty.talk  rimming  PWP 
november 2011 by hatinjacket
Wunderkind by mirabellafic
Eames has a hard and fast rule against fucking anyone underage. Arthur would have the utmost respect for this rule, if he hadn't just gotten cockblocked by it at the age of twenty-three.

The first part had me rolling on the floor and the second part's sex scenes made the room feel a few degrees hotter.
fanfic  humor  Arthur/Eames  inception  Mal/Cobb  drmwdth  words:20.000-50.000  roleplay  size.kink  ocs  dirty.talk  language.kink  masturbation  piercings 
november 2011 by hatinjacket
Priviledges of Rank by seperis
Laundry lies, or the other servents haze Merlin and Arthur looks out for him.
fanfic  ao3  merlin:bbc  Arthur/Merlin  collars  dirty.talk  marking  words:5.000-10.000 
november 2011 by hatinjacket
Under the Table and Dreaming by snooter
How Sid and Andy grew up together and eventually fell in love.

I really like the second story from Sid's PoV.
fanfic  lj  toystory  Sid/Andy  abuse  ocs  dirty.talk  series  Andy's_mom(toystory)  Molly(toystory)  family 
november 2011 by hatinjacket
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