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If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
"Hear that new one from the BSO?

— Shit, yeah, that Brahms? That one knocked me square on my ass. Even more so than the Shostakovich. Pardon me, the Grammy Award-winning Shostakovich."
boston  lol  funny  history  culture  music  mcsweeneys 
september 2017 by grahams
Sword Guys Are a Thing and I’ve Had Sex With All of Them
"I genuinely think there’s no better demonstration of sexism in our society than the fact that we talk about cat ladies but not sword guys (and I do not mean to disparage either). This is despite the fact that the transition into the sword-guy lifestyle is swifter: A woman has to have, let’s say, more than three cats before her cat ownership becomes a lifestyle statement and people deem her a “cat lady.” But if a guy just mounts a single katana on his wall he is saying, “That’s it, this is me now.” Yet we never talk about sword guys?

"
lol  culture  nerds  geeks  swords  weapons  sex 
september 2017 by grahams
Interview With a Man Who Has a Tramp Stamp That Says 'Executive Producer DICK WOLF'
This is currently my favorite thing on the internet:
"“Is that an EPDWTS?” you might be thinking. As Kara’s helpful and furious red circles confirm, that is indeed an EPDWTS."
lawandorder  dickwolf  tattoos  awesome  lol  funny  trampstamps  interviews 
april 2017 by grahams
Wait, Let's Clown These Scrub-Ass Doofuses Some More
"Hear me, Americans! Savor this world-historic self-own by the soft-ass imbeciles currently running our government, who had at least a year to overhaul a spectacularly unpopular healthcare system against which they’d been campaigning for the better part of a decade but bailed on the effort after 17 days because their diapers were leaking down their legs."
lol  politics  healthcare  insurance  aca  Obamacare  trumpcare 
march 2017 by grahams
The Final Days of Obama’s Tech Surge
"The White House imported Silicon Valley’s best to transform government. Will Trump undo it all?"
usds  digitalservice  government  usa  us  weaver  lol  Obama 
january 2017 by grahams
The Media’s Favorite ‘Millennial’ Is 55 Years Old
Dan Nainan is known as a 35-year-old former Intel engineer who now makes millions as a comedian. The fact that he’s 20 years older is the least weird part of his story.
comedy  lol  lying  awesome  intel 
january 2017 by grahams
Couple Encounters a Black Metal Band in Woods During Engagement Shoot
"John Awesome and Nydia Hernandez were having a lovely engagement photo shoot in Holy Jim Canyon, California, when they encountered something unusual: a black metal band in the middle of the woods."
lol  photos  music  metal 
october 2016 by grahams
FiRE + iCE is a crowd-pleasing catastrophe
FiRE + iCE is, by the standards of 21st century dining, a catastrophe. But on high-rent Berkeley Street in Back Bay, somehow the FiRE still burns.
food  boston  restaurants  horror  terrible  lol 
october 2016 by grahams
Games to Play With Your Child in Which You Barely Have to Move or Talk
"I’ve taken the liberty of brainstorming some fun child/parent activities in which your child can be adventurous and creative and you can lie on the sofa reading a book.  Here’s my list so far."
book  parenting  lol  kids  children  lazy 
january 2016 by grahams
How Steve Jobs Fleeced Carly Fiorina
"The former HP CEO boasted of her friendship with Apple’s leader — but he took her to the cleaners with the iPod"
apple  business  politics  hp  stevejobs  carlyfiorina  lol  clowned 
october 2015 by grahams
Jimmy Buffett concert plagued by rogue human excrement
" Look, Buffett fans: Pollute your ears with aural shit all you want. Just don’t force your actual shit on other people."
lol  music  concerts  massachusetts  awful  waste  feces 
august 2015 by grahams
Store Tips - Obvious Plant
"I added some store tips to a nearby grocery store"
lol  funny  shopping  afk 
july 2015 by grahams
The Complete Illustrated Guide to Whipping Shitties
In the spring of 2012 my pal Sara McHenry stumbled upon an incredible database of data about dialects across the country. It came to our attention that in some pleaces, people refer to doing donuts as "whipping shitties".
lol  language  awesome  whippingshitties  cars  driving 
july 2015 by grahams
Irate Congressman gives cops easy rule: “just follow the damn Constitution”
"Rep. Ted Lieu lambasts gov't request for more access to encrypted devices."
government  usa  us  security  encryption  lol  law  constitution 
june 2015 by grahams
Tell Us Your Dumbest Food Mishaps
My brother once ate an entire wedge of brie thinking it was pie. The story goes like this:
lol  funny  food  culture  pie  cheese  kids 
may 2015 by grahams
Being Framed Need Genetic Engineering Help
"I am a billionaire who needs help creating a mouth wash.solution.gum with CRISPR-Cas9 containing viruses that will change specific genetic loci in my cheek epithelial cells to prevent a positive match against DNA found at the scene of a crime (my DNA was planted by a Doctor who is Doomed).

Skills Required
*CRISPR-Cas9 engineering of mammalian epithelial cells
*Experience in DNA forensics
*Experience with Robotics
*Between 5'9" and 6'0" in height and medium build in case I need you to wear a custom built "suit"
*Must code in Python, Haha, joking, we will write everything in C and Assembly


Ph.D. preferred.
Non-Drinkers preferred (I am a recovering alcoholic)
EMT Certified preferred.

Please send CV.

do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers"
genetics  lol  craigslist  funny  crazy  science 
april 2015 by grahams
We Need A Fourth Law Of Robotics: Stop Fingering My Wife | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Sure, I can tell the robots from the neighborhood, "Hey, don't finger my wife!" and, under the Second Law Of Robotics, they'd have to comply. But what about the thousands of robots I've never met? The moment my back is turned, odds are my wife's going to get robo-fingered. It doesn't matter if the robot doesn't have fingers—she'll find some sorta antenna, spring, or crankshaft, and—boom—that robot will get her off.
lol  onion  theonion  robots  robotics  laws 
march 2015 by grahams
isomorphismes — Why Fahrenheit is Better than Celsius
"Celsius may be better for chemistry. Fahrenheit is better for real life."
temperature  measurement  lol  science  scales 
february 2015 by grahams
Letters of Note: SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS TO PLAYERS
"This incredible, genuine memo, issued to all Major League Baseball teams in 1898 as part of a documented campaign spearheaded by John Brush to rid the sport of filthy language, was discovered in 2007 amongst the belongings of the late baseball historian Al Kermish, also a respected collector of memorabilia. Essentially an on-field code of conduct, most amusing is that the memo was in fact so expletive-laden and obscene as to be "unmailable" to its intended audience via the postal service, and so was delivered by hand to each of the League's 12 clubs and their foul-mouthed players."
lol  history  baseball  swearing  mlb  language 
february 2015 by grahams
Extracting the SuperFish certificate
"I extracted the certificate from the SuperFish adware and cracked the password ("komodia") that encrypted it. I discuss how down below. The consequence is that I can intercept the encrypted communications of SuperFish's victims (people with Lenovo laptops) while hanging out near them at a cafe wifi hotspot. Note: this is probably trafficking in illegal access devices under the proposed revisions to the CFAA, so get it now before they change the law."
debugging  security  lol  lenovo 
february 2015 by grahams
How a Lone Hacker Shredded the Myth of Crowdsourcing
"High-tech analysis of a 2011 DARPA Challenge shows why we can’t have nice things"
darpa  crowdsourcing  turk  awesome  hacks  lol  lulz 
february 2015 by grahams
1978 GMC G15 Custom Star Trek 'boogie' Van
"I have reluctantly (we would like to shrink the family vehicle stable a bit as we now have two small boys and no time) decided to sell my 1978 GMC Vandura custom van."
awesome  vehicles  cars  startrek  lol  70s  boobs 
february 2015 by grahams
$ Make Tens Working From Home Watching Reality TV $
Do you have good attention to detail and like watching trashy reality tv? If so this is the opportunity for you! What we need is someone to watch an entire season of Confessions Animal Hoarding (we're thinking season4 but open to suggestions), keep track of how often specific events occur, and submit a report to us at the end.
lol  craigslist  tv  television  jobs  turk 
february 2015 by grahams
I Can't Stop Looking At This Pit Bull-Dachshund Mix's Dumb Fucking Face
"quite possibly the greatest, stupidest dog ever fucked into existence. Look at that dog's face! LOOK AT ITS FACE."
dogs  pitbulls  mutts  awesome  lol  goofy  drmoreau 
january 2015 by grahams
Sam Smith stole a Tom Petty song, which is a grand tradition in pop music
The headline is wonderful.
"Sam Smith, a secret Tom Petty fan? Or perhaps a subconscious one? Apparently, the mopey soul man’s biggest hit, “Stay With Me,” was so deeply influenced by Petty’s 1989 smash, “I Won’t Back Down,” that the British star and his co-writers are going to share songwriting credits with Petty and his co-writer, Jeff Lynne."
headlines  music  tompetty  copyright  lol  hilarious 
january 2015 by grahams
Fancy Man Enjoys Tea
"YOUNGSTOWN, OH—Jason Baumer, a fancy little gent who is apparently too good to enjoy a regular cup of coffee, drank a cup of tea Sunday."
lol  tea  theonion  humor  drink  awesome 
january 2015 by grahams
13 Amazing Food & Life Hacks You Need to Know Right Now— off the (meat)hook
"I know what you’re thinking- how could there possibly be any food hacks that I do not yet know? But read on and I think you will find that these are some you have never seen before. You will be amazed at how these simple food hacks can make your life easier and better!"
lists  food  lol  funny  lifehacks 
january 2015 by grahams
That time of year
"It’s that time of year again. You know what I’m talking about. All the lights, the anticipation. People get so excited. And the songs! Don’t get me started on the songs. It’s an important day. And we’re almost there! December 21st. National Flashlight Day."
holidays  winter  solstice  flashlights  funny  lol 
december 2014 by grahams
Uber.gov

Flying to Vegas? Look to your left. Now look to your right. Statistically speaking, one of you is about to get ripped off by a cabbie. And it’ll probably be you, the imbecile who chose the middle seat and paid $15 for plane wifi.

Taxi scams are nothing new, but here’s something novel: The Nevada state government is out-innovating Uber in attacking these scofflaws.
lol  government  uber 
december 2014 by grahams
How New York City Hired A Con Artist To Clean Up Ebola
The wild story of how a mortgage scammer persuaded a dead man’s sister to turn over his business, his truck, and his resume — and got a government contract to clean up Ebola. A BuzzFeed News investigation into a con artist’s second act.
lol  scam  nyc  ebola  scammer  scams 
november 2014 by grahams
Selling the Bro Dream: Are Frat Boys Peddling Vemma Suckers?
Vemma, the wildly popular energy drink company, may or may not be a pyramid scheme, but it'll definitely be on your college campus soon
lol  pyramidschemes  rofl  dumbasses 
november 2014 by grahams
Microsoft skips 'too good' Windows 9, jumps to Windows 10
[This is an April Fools' story. It is fiction, though it contains facts. -- Ed.]
lol  rofl  microsoft  windows  aprilfools  jokes  notjokes  nostradamus 
october 2014 by grahams
Will Joe Girardi rediscover his self-respect when Derek Jeter is gone? - SBNation.com
Joe Girardi can say he wasn't hired to put on a farewell tour all he wants. He was, and he betrayed both himself and the fans by doing so.
lol  baseball  mlb  yankees 
september 2014 by grahams
The Most Punk Rock Diary Entry Ever
I think that lying does not count at the library
history  throwback  punk  deadkennedys  lol  awesome  kids 
september 2014 by grahams
A Message From a Townie, Buried Under a Threshold for 73 Years
Alex Robinson found the most Townie of messages under the floors of his own home. Hidden for 73 years beneath a threshold inside his Charlestown row house, a previous owner left a cursing missive—in cursive lettering—for the person unfortunate enough to undo the letter-writer’s hard work.

The message, written in pencil, seems to read: “And America at war to fight Germany. Threshold 5/10/41 by Albert Stella this floor was laid. Go fuck yourself.”
lol  townie  boston  history  ww2 
september 2014 by grahams
The Hater’s Guide To Derek Jeter
I missed the All-Jeter Game last night but I'm told it was an emotional Jeterball game in which Derek Jeter jetered a few hits and saved 12 babies that fell from the stands and mowed the outfield so that you could see a crucifix pattern in the grass. There was also a small Jeterversy in which Adam Jeterwright laid down for Derek Jeter (who hasn't?!) and let him get off an extra Jeter for old Jeter's sake.
lol  mlb  baseball  yankees  mfy  jeter 
july 2014 by grahams
Transformers: Age Of Extinction: The Spoiler FAQ
Did you watch Michael Bay's newest cinematic aberration this weekend and come away confused? Our patented Spoiler FAQ has the answers to every question you have about the Transformers: Age Of Extinction! (Yes, including the one about statutory rape, since Michael Bay decided to bring it up.)
movies  film  transformers  michaelbay  bayhem  lol  spoilers 
july 2014 by grahams
[Movie] Transformers 4: Fuck This Movie
I’ve been trying all day to come up with a funny way to write about how transcendently angry this movie made me. Something hopefully a bit more highbrow than the entire concept of “rage pee.” And then I realized I can’t do it, and it was going to stop me from meeting my obligation to you lovely people, who gave $400 to charity to make me watch this insult to common decency on film. So I’ll just lay it out for you.
movies  film  reviews  transformers  michaelbay  bayhem  lol 
july 2014 by grahams
Renaming the 'ultimate grand slam'
Rajai Davis hit an ultimate grand slam on Monday night, but no one's calling it that because it's a stupid name. Let's rename it.
baseball  mlb  history  lol  languages 
july 2014 by grahams
Bedtime Story From Fucking Bible Again
“Oh, please no, not another one of these,”
atheism  funny  theonion  lol  straighttohell 
june 2014 by grahams
Greatest thing ever
Perfection in Jeteration is when you can so perfectly present over-the-top praise for the Derek Jeter that you would use the exact same graphic or story or take as satire. This is not as easy as it sounds.
mlb  baseball  yankees  jeter  mfy  lol 
june 2014 by grahams
Curious David Ortiz Wondering What Happens To Players After They Retire
Man, my best friend Jason Vortex [sic] retired a few whiles ago, and I was really sad, but maybe I can see him again someday.
redsox  baseball  mlb  lol  theonion  funny  sports 
may 2014 by grahams
UGG Boots to Bikinis: The Worst of the Worst Misfits Merch
The Misfits. Who would’ve guessed 30 years ago that a little punk band from New Jersey with a penchant for makeup would one day become the most shamelessly money-grubbing band in the history of music? But here we are in 2014 and as far as merchandising goes, the Mi$fits have lent their image to more garbage products than KISS, the NFL, and George Lucas combined.

Really, there are only two things you’ll ever need to buy with the Misfits’ logo on it: One is the box set and the other is a basic crimson ghost shirt. And keep in mind that the second one is optional. Yet, the band—or at least the bloated, Danzigless corpse that Jerry Only has been periodically reanimating over the last 25 years—has been putting the logo on one useless product after another for years.

Below is some of the most pointless shit you can buy with the Misfits' name on it. Keep in mind that this stuff is officially licensed merchandise too, which means that at some point, someone in the Misfits camp took a look at it and said, “Yup! Go ahead and slap our names on this hunk of shit!” Here are some of the worst things that meet the high standards which merit the coveted Jerry Only Seal Of Approval.
music  commerce  business  sales  themisfits  lol 
april 2014 by grahams
Embroidery Trouble Shooting Page
Always be sure to correctly close your HTML tags...
funny  html  humor  webdesign  lol  awesome  whoops 
march 2014 by grahams
Red Sox prospect arrested in curious incident
According to Deadspin, the expletive in question is "pussy". This is the 3rd Sox prospect arrested in Fort Myers in as many years... I hear that the Fort is boring as sin, and I know that these prospects are basically kids, but you'd still think they'd do a better job of protecting their career.
When asked by police why he was in the Fort Myers Beach area, Denney, according to police, replied: "Partying and looking to get some [expletive]."
baseball  redsox  mlb  police  arrested  lol 
march 2014 by grahams
Missed Alarms and 40 Million Stolen Credit Card Numbers: How Target Blew It
How to fuck the dog:
Target ignored its own alarms—and turned its customers into victims of an epic hack
lol  target  security  hacking 
march 2014 by grahams
Daily Life in Boston in the 1980's
Some cool old Boston photos.. Also, eXtreme pants guy looks like Matt Girard
boston  photos  lol  girard 
march 2014 by grahams
Modern Science Still Only Able To Predict One Upcoming Tetris Block
During a press conference Thursday at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, leading members of the scientific community confirmed that despite decades of research, the best available theoretical models still cannot predict more than one upcoming Tetris block.
lol  theonion  onion  comedy  funny  games  gaming  tetris 
february 2014 by grahams
Apple's SSL/TLS bug
In today's "Always use braces in your one-line if statements" news:
Yesterday, Apple pushed a rather spooky security update for iOS that suggested that something was horribly wrong with SSL/TLS in iOS but gave no details. Since the answer is at the top of the Hacker News thread, I guess the cat's out of the bag already and we're into the misinformation-quashing stage now.
ios  apple  osx  bugs  mac  crypto  whoops  lol 
february 2014 by grahams
Report: ‘Swamp Thing’ And ‘The Return Of Swamp Thing’ Just 2 Of Literally Thousands Of Movies
According to a report released Wednesday by the American Film Institute, the 1982 motion picture Swamp Thing and its 1989 sequel, The Return Of Swamp Thing, are only two of literally thousands of movies in existence.
movies  film  onion  theonion  funny  lol  swampthing 
january 2014 by grahams
The Full Story Behind Our ‘Chinese Democracy’ Leak
Once and for all, here’s the complete story of how Jimmy Iovine’s copy of ‘Chinese Democracy’ made it into my hands, and everything that happened afterwards.
music  leaks  gnr  lol  government  laws 
january 2014 by grahams
The A-Rod E-Mails - New York Magazine
n December 2007, Randy Levine, president of the New York Yankees, helped re-sign third-baseman Alex Rodriguez to a ten-year contract worth $275 million, which was, and still is, the richest contract in the history of professional sports. For Levine, it was a giant bet, an Empire State Building–size stack of chips on the possibility that A-Rod, by consensus the best hitter and all-around player in baseball, would add to the Yankees’ bulging shelf of championships while mounting a serious campaign to break the home-run record. For Rodriguez, the contract was both a recognition of his immense talent and an outlandish promise to keep. It goes without saying that, over the course of a Yankees tenure that included two MVP years and a world championship, numerous slumps and streaks, and a pair of drug scandals that have come to define his career as much as his talent has, the men would have much to talk about, which they did primarily via e-mail. In the course of reporting the magazine’s December 9, 2013, cover story (“Chasing A-Rod”), I viewed a trove of the electronic correspondence between Rodriguez and Levine, a selection of which is excerpted below.
mlb  baseball  arod  lol  yankees 
december 2013 by grahams
1217 Marion St, Dunmore, PA 18509
Slightly haunted. Nothing serious, though.
lol  haunted  awesome  home 
december 2013 by grahams
Epiphany: College girls dress like Han Solo
oday on the internet it is spotted that the standard raa/college uniform of navy gilet, cream shirt, dark leggings and boots is not dissimilar of that of Star Wars Corellian smuggler Han Solo.
starwars  lol  awesome  fashion 
december 2013 by grahams
The Golden Era Of Spam Comments Has Ended
The search engine optimization community has spent the last two years in a panic. SEO people flood our Internet with spam links and fake Twitter bots and paid traffic, to help bad websites look more popular than they are, to deliver fake viewers to web ads.

They now spend their lives on the run, Google nipping at their heels. Their biggest project? Removing all the spam links on websites like this one—the spam links that they put there.
seo  google  searching  marketing  lol  schadenfreude 
december 2013 by grahams
Chasing A-Rod
The struggle between Major League Baseball and one of its greatest hitters over steroids is total war—fought with six-figure payoffs in the tanning salons and strip malls of South Florida.
yankees  arod  lol  mlb  PEDs  steroids 
december 2013 by grahams
Sports Journalist Told To Write Some Slop About Baseball Healing Boston
Ahead of Wednesday’s potential World Series–clinching Game 6 matchup between the Red Sox and Cardinals, sources confirmed that Los Angeles Times sports editor Sam Poyet instructed journalist Ross Martinez to quickly throw together some slop about baseball helping the city of Boston heal from this year’s tragic marathon bombings.
boston  redsox  mlb  marathon  bombing  theonion  lol 
october 2013 by grahams
Go Screw, Boston
lol EPIC anti-Boston sports rant...
I love Boston as a city. If there’s one place I had to move, it’d probably be there. Big city stuff in a smaller package. Relatively clean. Beaches nearby. History. An indigenous community.

Great sports teams…

… all of whom can go fuck themselves.

lol  boston  sports  baseball  redsox  patriots  celtics  bruins  awesome  philly 
october 2013 by grahams
How Can We Use Dinosaurs to Spread the Creation Gospel Message?
Dinosaurs are some of the most fascinating animals, and children especially are intrigued by them. This is one reason why evolutionists use them, over and over, to teach millions of years and evolution. Christians, however, should use dinosaurs to teach the true history of the universe. When children, young people, and adults are informed about the truth of dinosaurs, they can answer the questions of a skeptical world and spread the good news of the gospel. When dinosaurs are used to spread the gospel, they become “missionary lizards.”
creationism  dinosaurs  lol  history  religion  science  antiscience 
october 2013 by grahams
This Incredible Make-A-Wish Teenager Went to the Gathering of the Juggalos, Got a Lap Dance (NSFW)
We first heard about seventeen-year old Cody Morin on our way in to Cave-In-Rock, Illinois, site of the fourteenth-annual Gathering of the Juggalos. After hours spent driving through Southern Illinois we stopped at a restaurant/visitor's lodge in the park to ask for directions, where we learned that there was a kid from the Make-A-Wish foundation staying at a cabin that she rented out to visitors.
lol  awesome  makeawish  health  juggalos  icp 
august 2013 by grahams
Repellent 9-Year-Old Crushed At Suspension Of Favorite Baseball Player A-Rod
NEW YORK—Following Major League Baseball’s decision to suspend the Yankees third baseman for 211 games, 9-year-old Alex Rodriguez fan and utterly repellent little asshole David Polaski expressed his heartbreak Tuesday that he won’t be able to see his favorite player in action until 2015. “I love A-Rod—he’s the best, and now I don’t get to watch him at all,” said the insufferable and entitled little prick, who sources confirmed has absolutely no friends and is hated by virtually everyone who knows or has ever met him. “The MLB is stupid. A-Rod’s the most awesome player ever. This sucks.” The repulsive, self-absorbed brat added that he’s just glad he can still watch his second-favorite player, Yankees relief pitcher Joba Chamberlain.
lol  mlb  yankees  baseball  arod  steroids  PEDs  theonion 
august 2013 by grahams
Hedge Funds Are for Suckers
At the height of the financial crisis in 2008, a group of famous hedge fund managers was made to stand before Congress like thieves in a stockade and defend their existence to an angry public. The gilded five included George Soros, co-founder of the Quantum Fund; James Simons of Renaissance Technologies; John Paulson of Paulson & Co.; Philip Falcone of Harbinger Capital; and Kenneth Griffin of Citadel. Each man had made hundreds of millions, or billions, of dollars in the preceding years through his own form of glorified gambling, and in some cases, the investors who had poured money into their hedge funds had done OK, too. They were brought to Washington to stand up for their industry and their paychecks, and to address the question of whether their business should be more tightly regulated. They all refused to apologize for their success. They appeared untouchable.

What’s happened since then is instructive. Soros, considered by some to be one of the greatest investors in history, announced in 2011 that he was returning most of his investors’ money and converting his fund into a family office. Simons, a former mathematician and code cracker for the National Security Agency, retired from managing his funds in 2010. After several spectacular years, Paulson saw performance at his largest funds plummet, while Falcone reached a tentative settlement in May with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission over claims that he’d borrowed money from his fund to pay his taxes, barring him from the industry for two years. Griffin recently scaled back his ambition of turning his firm into the next Goldman Sachs (GS) after his funds struggled to recover from huge losses in 2008.
lol  financial  money  investments  suckers  freebeer 
july 2013 by grahams
Desert Bus: The Very Worst Video Game Ever Created
“It is, without a doubt, the very worst video game I have ever played.”
videogames  pennandteller  lol  segacd  childsplay  charity 
july 2013 by grahams
Every Viewer Complaint About Big Papi's Post-Bombing Swear Word
Before the Red Sox's first home game after the Boston Marathon bombings, David Ortiz grabbed a microphone to tell an emotional and excitable crowd that "this is our fucking city." This being our country, Americans immediately ran to register their disgust with the FCC.

Through a FOIA request, Deadspin has obtained the complaints, which can be found below. There were just as many viewers upset with the FCC chairman's implicit approval of Ortiz's language as with the remarks in the first place.
lol  redsox  mlb  papi  boston  baseball  fcc  profanity  words  fucking 
july 2013 by grahams
5 Theme Park Rides That Pushed the Limits of Common Sense
Thrill rides are designed to trick our bodies and brains into thinking we are in mortal danger. And usually it is just that -- a trick that causes an exhilarating surge in our adrenaline levels. But in the quest for bigger and better thrills, some rides attempt to betray the laws of physics. And while these rides are usually well-designed, safe attractions — just so big and awe-inspiring that they are frightening — some of them are simply dangerous. Here are five of the biggest, baddest and scariest rides of all time.
nj  amusementparks  tractionpark  actionpark  lol 
july 2013 by grahams
Man launches insane Twitter attack after learning (wrongly) that Ben Affleck's Argo character was a ghost
Online reviewer uses some made up examples of insane endings in his review of the movie <i>Safe Haven</i> and guy spazzes out on Twitter.

Spoilers if you have any intention of seeing Safe Haven.
movies  film  spoilers  lol  theonion  funny  idiots 
july 2013 by grahams
The Comment Section For Every Article About Bikini Waxing Ever
Everything that's ever been said on the subject of bikini waxing, catalogued for posterity.
feminism  humor  sex  lol 
july 2013 by grahams
An Open Letter to the Worst Waxwork Museum in America
Dear Hollywood Wax Museum,

I recently visited your Los Angeles location, and was exceptionally disappointed with what I saw. 
lol  funny  movies  film  art  via:jeremiah 
june 2013 by grahams
Remembering The Deal Of The Century: When Two Yankees Swapped Wives
In separate interviews, the men explained that Peterson had moved in with Mrs. Kekich and the Kekich kids, and Kekich had unpacked his bags chez Peterson.
mlb  baseball  marriage  yankees  lol 
june 2013 by grahams
Man Who Plays Game For Millions Of Dollars Called Gutsy
Several sources confirmed Friday that a man who is paid millions of dollars to play a game was reportedly called gutsy and lauded for a “valiant effort” to hit a small white ball with a wooden stick.
boston  redsox  lol  baseball  mlb  theonion  funny 
june 2013 by grahams
Venn Diagram: Why Conservatives Hate Citi Bike
What is it about bike shares that so enrages conservatives? They're just bikes! That people share!
lol  nyc  politics  bicycles  hubway  bikeshare  conservatives 
june 2013 by grahams
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