gominokouhai + silly   92

The United Federation of "hold my beer, I got this"
"There is a phrase in Vulcan for 'the particular moment when you understand what the word "fuck" is for'."
startrek  tv  scifi  silly 
december 2016 by gominokouhai
Seagull falls into pot of curry, terrible puns ensue | The Poke
The pilau creature. He terned orange. After that experience he must have wanted his cardamom. I'm sure he'd pa-rather not have fallen in. He'll be more peshwari in future. Sorry for all the puns, I'm only rogan joshing.
silly  food  twitter  internet  socialmedia  awww 
june 2016 by gominokouhai
On the effectiveness of aluminium foil helmets: an empirical study
"These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use".
science  silly  nerd  coolstuff  tech 
june 2016 by gominokouhai
Terror Island — Strip #106
Among other things, this is basically a description of Shostakovich's entire career.
comic  silly  writing 
may 2016 by gominokouhai
"Rocky" Theme performed in North Korea - Moranbong Band | YouTube
Apparently DPRK's most popular girlband. They're quite good.
silly  music  video 
may 2016 by gominokouhai
Short film: Death in Space
Actually, I think you'll find that explosive decompression doesn't... never mind. A series of two-second shorts. Glorious silly fun.
video  film  silly  scifi 
may 2016 by gominokouhai
Working in a cocktail bar | SoundCloud
There is no reason why this should be as funny as it is, which is extremely funny.
earworm  music  silly  1980s 
march 2016 by gominokouhai
Has Your Boss Ever Pooped In Your Lunchbox? | Lowering the Bar
"[...]Mr. English sure was going into a lot of detail here, while under oath, about his bomb-making skills and his penchant for setting off the bombs near other human beings[...]. At some point this also occurred to the judge, who then 'advised Mr. English of his Fifth Amendment rights'."
silly  fuckwits  usa  law  employment 
march 2016 by gominokouhai
Musicians’ brains: each instrument broken down into pie charts | The Poke
"Counting to four"
"Inventive ways to remove Pachelbel's Canon from existence"
music  silly  dataisbeautiful 
march 2016 by gominokouhai
Never Mind Trump. The Internet Wants to Watch What’s Behind Him | WIRED
Somebody forgot either a) to deactivate a certain Chrome extension before posting copy or b) pajh's Rules for Life #11.
silly  journalism  politics  news  usa  internet  fuckwits  meme  drumpf 
march 2016 by gominokouhai
gominokouhai | In which there is synthpop and sushi
A reminder that I have written about Blue Monday before.
music  blog  silly  omgSo90s 
march 2016 by gominokouhai
Hast Thou Slain the Jabberwock? | North of Reality
The otherwise unexplained "-y" in the title explains everything. The poem is related to, or of, the Jabberwock; it is Jabberwockesque. The text itself is the eternal Jabberwock, unsnickersnackable: it will always be here, ready to come around again with jaws that bite and claws that catch at a new beamish boy, forever, whenever he opens the book.
natureoftruth  literature  silly  writing 
march 2016 by gominokouhai
50 Shades of Takei | semicoloncommaperiod
I'd watch this film version. Or maybe we could get George to do the audiobook?
voiceover  acting  silly 
march 2016 by gominokouhai
Flying Scotsman Spot - BBC Look North
Virgin Trains in ironic moment of perfect timing
video  silly  photography 
february 2016 by gominokouhai
Video: Curling Wild Pigs on a Frozen Lake - OutdoorHub
Vildvinscurling! I propose a new sport for the winter olympics, but for the love of ghod don't show PETA.
video  silly  awww 
february 2016 by gominokouhai
Shield: Signal Proof Headwear by Shield Apparel — Kickstarter
Actual, honest-to-goddess tinfoil hats. Now you too can thwart the orbital mind-control lazers with <em>style</em>!
kickstarter  fuckwits  silly  zeitgeisty 
february 2016 by gominokouhai
gominokouhai | #67: Lunge wildly at the Pope
I've discussed the concept of Popefights before. Seriously guys, there's a Celebrity Deathmatch-style series in this. I'll take an Executive Producer credit and a very modest cut of the royalties.
religion  silly  blog 
february 2016 by gominokouhai
New cancer treatment could see Daily Mail reduced to A5 leaflet
"more than 90% of their editorial content was potentially rendered obsolete". Truly this would be a great leap forward for humanity.
news  health  journalism  DailyMail  silly 
february 2016 by gominokouhai
Isle of Wight model triceratops left in middle of high street - BBC News
"drink was probably involved"

Good thing it wasn't a velociraptor.
news  silly 
february 2016 by gominokouhai
Für Elise 1920s Gangster Style - Slava Presnyakov - YouTube
Dem broads wuz syncopated, I tells ya! syncopated! I neeyuhly dislowcaded my jawuh! No, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
video  music  silly  coolstuff  incrediblyobscurereference 
february 2016 by gominokouhai
A poem from the Doctor | Herminbean
This is why Eleven is still my favourite.
poetry  doctorwho  tv  silly 
may 2015 by gominokouhai
Sound Rhymes I Futility Closet
This is possibly the Englishest thing ever. Except that limericks should technically be Irish. /Except/ except that claiming credit for Irish literature is the /other/ Englishest thing ever, which makes this the most Englishest thing ever squared.
poetry  writing  silly  coolstuff 
may 2015 by gominokouhai
Sandstorm - Akkordeonquintett der AO-München e.V. - YouTube
Yes, it's Darude played on accordions. And it is awesome.
music  silly  video 
may 2015 by gominokouhai
I walked in on employees having sex -- and I think there's a sex club in my office — Ask a Manager
Quite a lot of the time, AAM is all "why wasn't I selected for this job" and "was it really such a bad idea to dangle my interviewer by his ankles from a fourth-floor balcony? I thought it showed gumption" but, sometimes, it comes up with gems like this.
blog  work  silly  fuckwits 
may 2015 by gominokouhai
Turn Down for Spock (Star Trek Stabilized!) | Youtube
For the love of god, let no one show this to J J Abrams.
video  coolstuff  music  silly  startrek 
may 2015 by gominokouhai
Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma related to gravitational challenge: systematic review of randomised controlled trials
"[...] the effectiveness of parachutes has not been subjected to rigorous evaluation by using randomised controlled trials. Advocates of evidence based medicine have criticised the adoption of interventions evaluated by using only observational data."
science  silly 
march 2015 by gominokouhai
William Shatner Sings FUCK YOU - YouTube
Okay this is getting silly now. But still, you have not experienced a linkdump full of references to Chancellor Gorkon's Assertion until you have had the memes crossed to the extent that every molecule in your body explodes at the speed of light.
music  video  silly 
march 2014 by gominokouhai
Anna's Sign Language Performance - YouTube
You have not experienced Cee Lo Green's seminal "Fuck You" until you have seen it performed in the original ASL.
music  video  silly 
march 2014 by gominokouhai
Shatner Of The Mount by Fall On Your Sword - YouTube
You have not experienced mountaineering until you have heard the motivations for it splained by the original Shatner.
music  video  startrek  silly 
march 2014 by gominokouhai
Le Wrath di Khan | YouTube
You have not experienced Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan until you have heard it in the original Italian.
silly  music  video  startrek 
february 2014 by gominokouhai
Furby toys ‘turn nasty, seedy and inappropriate’ - The Scotsman
This is apparently what happens if you feed a Furby after midnight.
silly  news  tech 
february 2014 by gominokouhai
Twitter: The Comic
Comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation.
silly  comic  socialmedia 
february 2014 by gominokouhai
Our RoboCop Remake
Now /this/ is how you do a remake: get fifty independent filmmakers and groups to do one scene apiece, each in their own key, of course, until the whole place is just soggy with nostalgia. Stay tuned for the brilliant contemporary ballet rendition of scene 18. And lots of dick jokes.
luvviedom  movies  film  silly  video  incrediblyobscurereference 
february 2014 by gominokouhai
Campaigners wield marker pens in war against punctuation cull | UK news | theguardian.com
Gangs of feral grammarians roam the embattled streets of Cambridge, marker pens at the ready! Their battlecry: If You Tolerate This, Then Your Commas Will Be Next! Kathy Salaman, director of the Cambridgeshire-based Good Grammar Company, said [...] "If I was walking along with a marker pen in my pocket and I saw a missing apostrophe, it would be difficult to resist the temptation to fill it in." That's "if I /were/", Kathy. Are you quite sure you're qualified?
grauniad  grammar  language  silly  handwringingLeftyGuardianistasFTW  incrediblyobscurereference 
february 2014 by gominokouhai
Russian Army - Get Lucky Cover ( Daft Punk) - YouTube
Here, have some Russian [Red] Army Choir. They're up all night for good fun.
music  video  silly 
february 2014 by gominokouhai
Gamol-léac - Castiron [Archive of Our Own]
YES FOLKS there exists Beowulf / The Man Your Man Could Smell Like crossover fanfiction and YOU'RE WELCOME.
writing  silly  literature  theBenefitsOfAClassicalEducation 
february 2014 by gominokouhai
The catalogue of UK Entrances to Hell
This week's most popular entrance is BRAAASHTEEEFUNORVALLISHHTUUU. Or perhaps it's QUETTY ORANA? Stay informed, stay protected.
photography  uk  photos  urban  silly 
january 2014 by gominokouhai
5th Anniversary Videos | Frisky and Mannish
The Kickstarter worked, so now these videos are available to the world. Even if you've not spent real money on every single Frisky & Mannish live performance available, like what I have, these hi-def recordings are now available for you to enjoy IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME (although, for various reasons Festival-related and not, I still highly recommend getting drunk either first or during). F&M aren't doing any shows for the next while, so this is all you get. Enjoy.
music  silly  video  coolstuff 
january 2014 by gominokouhai
lol my thesis
"Summing up years of work in one sentence". I didn't have to scroll too far before I started recognizing people I knew.
academia  silly 
january 2014 by gominokouhai
Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors | Youtube
I just said "Milwaukee" so now you all get the obligatory Wayne's World quote. No, /you're/ not worthy.
film  video  comedy  incrediblyobscurereference  silly 
december 2013 by gominokouhai
Waterstones introduces O.W.L.S.
All I need now is an interjection from @horse_ebooks and we're done here.
internet  silly 
december 2013 by gominokouhai
Amazon introduces Prime Air
Okay, AMZN, I gots questions: 1. What kind of range do you get on a UAV loaded with a boxset of _The Art Of Computer Programming_? 2. Does smart-missile technology actually allow you to pinpoint people's doors with letterbox accuracy? 3. Hypothetically, if one were to catch a drone with a net, what kind of price could I expect on the open market? Asking for a friend. 4. Are adequate compensation plans in place for delayed delivery due to birdstrike? 5. But is there enough room on the drone for the black and white cat?
internet  tech  coolstuff  silly 
december 2013 by gominokouhai
How To Sharpen Pencils | Vimeo
He's mostly serious, and yes, that is David Rees of GYWO.
film  video  silly 
december 2013 by gominokouhai
Snagglepuss
Behold, for I have discovered the Most Wikipedia Sentence Ever: *ahem* Snagglepuss typically appends the adverbial focus particle "... even" to synonyms (instead of the more commonly used "[concept A]; [concept B, which tops concept A and/or includes but is not limited to concept A] even" format). Eyethankyew.
silly 
november 2013 by gominokouhai
Man Smoking E-Cigarette Must Be Futuristic Bounty Hunter | The Onion
As Laurie Penny once said: you know what's cooler than cancer? a ROBOT CIGARETTE.
comedy  writing  silly 
november 2013 by gominokouhai
πfs - the data-free filesystem! Github
100% compression /is/ possible! If you relax your assumptions a bit.
silly  computing  tech 
november 2013 by gominokouhai
Who doth inhabit the primary position? | Youtube
Startling new evidence suggests that Abbott and Costello plagiarized the Bard himself.
silly  acting  video 
november 2013 by gominokouhai
Arrest warning over Edinburgh tram stop sex craze (least likely thing I've seen this week)
[Warning: video autoplays on load, why do people do that for fuck's sakes are they fucking insane or just inconsiderate bastards] "Tram Stop Sex Craze" is going to be the name of my next band.
silly  edinburgh  news  local 
november 2013 by gominokouhai
Frances’ Festivus Picks for an Alternative Christmas | Vinspire
The ever-delightful @awesommelier answers the oft-asked question: just what is the correct wine pairing for feats of strength beneath the alumin{i,}um pole?
silly  incrediblyobscurereference  food 
november 2013 by gominokouhai
The Slow Winter [PDF]
I have no idea what this is doing open in my tabs. I understand little of the tech involved, beyohnd the Moore's Law bit. But it is incredibly well written, in a style that I suspect I might adopt if I were on Sorkin-levels of cocaine.
silly  writing  tech 
november 2013 by gominokouhai
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