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This is something I’ve been meaning to try and write about.

People around my age never got a S…
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And someone needs to push that stupid coffeemug into his face for him, because it's just -obnoxious-
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Matt Damon's comments on sexual harassment have been a stellar way of downsizing* our opinion of him.

*(Downsizing…
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Shockingly, all went well. 3 mouse clicks, some waiting, now running latest stable. Zero hair-pulling or head-deski…
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I guess the thing I miss most about Twitter was the expectation in the early days that you'd get prompt, intelligen…
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RT : Folks, today is the last day of open enrollment for Affordable Care Act-backed insurance! Go NOWWW and sign up for…
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RT : Saw this on my instagram, and I had to share. No means no.

Help find this scum bag.. Twitter do your thing
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RT : Every conference has a few attendees who have a talk in their back pocket that they could give with no notice. Some…
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RT : Yesterday, I went looking for a database of Black women who are running for office in 2018. I didn't find one, so w…
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Also, we clearly need spell check for hashtags. Like, I can't tell if people aren't slowing down to check spelling,…
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Yeah I'm gonna stop you right there
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Three years ago I tested out bitcoin by buying some then using BTC to buy a hoodie (worth ~$75) online.

I just lo…
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RT : Come on Oregon, be next.
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When you keep waiting for the build to start only to realise you didn't actually push your changes.
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RT : please find. your entertainment. elsewhere
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RT : No, instead they removed the stupid hats, marched with tiki torches, & cried “Jews will not replace us.”
Amazing yo…
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RT : When 14 high level US intelligence officials are worried enough about something to get involved in a court case --…
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Other languages: here’s something else you should steal from Perl!
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RT : Luther Strange is going to cast the decisive vote for a tax bill nobody's read and everyone's just gonna shrug I gu…
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RT : Janet Yellen's final answer at her final press conference:

"Let me emphasize that correlation is not causation.”…
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Getting ready for 👨🏼‍🎤🎸🍺 - Drinking a Hobgoblin Legendary Ruby Beer by at…
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Puppeh loves her crocodile toy. ❤️
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RT : A friend is a top guy at a major children's hospital. He says if CHIP isn't reauthorized soon, not only will workin…
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RT : this whole year has been beyond parody but net neutrality rules being reversed against massive popular support on t…
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RT : Or when the GOP has a House majority even though most people who voted in House elections voted for Democrats.
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RT : BREAKING: The following states are suing Trump's FCC in order to preserve
💻California
💻Delaware
💻Ha…
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He had credibility? He cut his teeth trying to carve loopholes out of the Telecomms Act of 1996 and then went to Ve…
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i just use COTS stuff, based on the last router review. friends that are more hard-core network…
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RT : PSA: Whenever someone tells you what their name is, just believe them. Don't use the long version, the short versio…
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RT : I’m making a list of ladies, people of colour, people with disabilities and all kinds of other underrepresented ind…
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RT : While you're reading the WaPo story about how WH security briefers avoid mentioning Russia to keep Trump calm here'…
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RT : Like = dog ruins photograph.
Retweet = dog massively enhances photograph.
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Oscar is just trying to get by and everyone on sesame street treats him like shit
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Today was a good day, really. Wrote some code that mostly worked. Fifth anniversary meeting of . Saw some…
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2 days ago
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This is the second time this show has come up on my TL tonight and what the hell, Gen-X represent
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RT : Truth coming out of its closet to shame mankind
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RT : The computer science lab at my university was regularly referred to as "the man cave", even when I was sitting in i…
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1) The macbook only LOOKS like it is USB-C. It is actually thunderbolt 3, which is the same form factor bu…
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RT : I think this might be the nerdiest thing FiveThirtyEight has ever done. A reference to the legendary Charles Joseph…
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Tonight, explained the problem I have been calling “USB-C is not a fucking standard” (yes, the swearing is…
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RT : We do need a second special counsel -- to investigate why Members of Congress are trying to impede the Russia inves…
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RT : The blackest moment in CNN history. I'm CRYING. In tears 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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RT : Yep, people are not resources. Your lack of will to stop calling them that says more about your dehumanizing approa…
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How a Dorm Room Minecraft Scam Brought Down the Internet
The most dramatic cybersecurity story of 2016 came to a quiet conclusion Friday in an Anchorage courtroom, as three young American computer savants pleaded…
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It had GORILLA.BAS, a feature no IDE has included since, much to my chagrin
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RT : This thread is incredible.
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RT : Thread about the most important problem in the world: the material sustainability of human civilization
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RT : every time a democrat wins and the democratic party thanks black voters it always reminds me of when i was 22 and t…
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RT : I spoke to nearly two dozen black voters today. All except for one said some variation of this 👇🏿
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RT : Read this whole thread, look at the pic.
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WTAF? Why is my Siri back to default rather than my preferred British male voice? , what the hell is g…
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They should make a TV show about a spaceship and explorers inside who go to places and encounter the same problems…
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My granddaughter's awesome mom graduates from nursing school in a couple of days. I'm so happy for her, & I'm so re…
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Don’t worry. He knows what he’s doing.
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Constantly saying “virtue signaling” is a tiresome cop-out and the new “sez you.” It’s an overly simplistic insult…
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Tried to explain to my mother how the programs I run can be "free." It's hard, from the inside, to appreciate how m…
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Won trivia... that’s right fuckers.
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Damn, that was satisfying.
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Not only does run but she also buys me oven trays specifically for my poptarts --I mean toasted…
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Not all heroes wear capes, but happens to.
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The collection of complaint letters to Ea-Nasir.
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RT : 7yr old: Mum, what happens if you eat lots of tinsel?
Me: probably emergency surgery to prevent obstruction somewhe…
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If you must use your user name for a constantly rotating slogan, at least keep the same avatar, because there's onl…
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It is recommended you only wave using your middle finger.
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Do read this thread because it is awesome.
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I'm a serial entrepreneur. I'm also a parallel entrepreneur. This doesn't mean I'm successful, but it probably mean…
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One of my first script was to help me pick a nail polish color based on my mood. I'm a dat…
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15/ I'm sorry, I know this is dumb, but I used to write cons & heists for a living. And very few things piss me off…
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Me, trying to explain A Christmas Story to a European:

"It's about a little boy who really wants a BB gun for Chr…
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JT's Taqueria is here 4-LATE + we have a sick line up of beers + our cans/bottles is off the hook. See you soon.…
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RT : i asked this guy "How tall are you?" and he handed me this
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RT : [shoving glitter glue and felt pens back into my bag, visibly upset] ok look all I'm saying is maybe you guys shoul…
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