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RT : I cannot recommend this thread highly enough. It is an entirely accurate reflection of a primary school day trip. I…
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RT : Great. Could the fifth mission be to FUND ONCOLOGY DEPARTMENTS PROPERLY SO THAT PATIENTS AREN'T FORCED TO PAY £100…
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RT : Seriously any other kids attending this fancy dress competition have no idea how badly they’re about to get owned👌🏻🤖
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RT : Let’s call the whole thing off
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RT : We’ve condensed America down to one tweet.
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RT : Attempting to make sense of Jordan Peterson's strange assertion that 'witches live in swamps' because it's naggingl…
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RT : Yes, electricity demand is low (weekend) and it’s sunny (spring). But that doesn’t take away from an amazing fact:…
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RT : A quick reminder that GTR (Great Northern, Thameslink, Southern and Gatwick Express) have retime-tabled EVERY train…
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went to a lovely low-key BBQ where all the kids met for the first time & played really nicely and the adults just c…
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RT : I am at a friend’s house. He was in charge of the BBC’s new World Cup ad campaign. It is 780 frames of stop-frame e…
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Can't Hide Love, a song by Dionne Warwick on Spotify
If you’re not playing this in the sunshine, you may want to reassess your life choices 😍
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If you’re not playing this in the sunshine, you may want to reassess your life choices 😍
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RT : how to react to a child injuring themselves:
1st child: oh my poor baby let's get you to hospital immediately
2nd c…
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RT : fascinating — here's Sky News' facial recognition tech identifying the rich and famous at the
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This is wonderful “The Meaning Of Giff” (from , natch)
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RT : You know what would be great? The BBC should televise someone's wedding every Saturday. "And here's Kerry, arriving…
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RT : Meghan Markle’s College Friends Stuck At Table With Sickly Habsburg Cousins
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RT : There’s been far too much needless pissing about with the FA Cup Final in recent years. Here’s how I would organise…
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So this is happening 🦁👑
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RT : Britain is a country that will throw a lavish wedding for an aristocrat and his foreign-born wife, at taxpayer expe…
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(I’m just insanely jealous that I’m not sitting in a sunny Central Par…
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RT : My Week: The Wedding Planner
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RT : the number of school shootings that have happened since the year 2000 around the world:

ENGLAND: 0
GREECE: 1
NET…
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If everyone was armed with doors…
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RT : 🎵That’s what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
You can call me crazy,
I know that she craves me.
Tha…
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RT : Senator Ted Cruz is A-rated by the and voted against universal background checks after the shooting at Sandy H…
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RT : you haven't experienced life until you've seen Muppet outtakes
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RT : This is equally fascinating / terrifying, in a 'glad I don't live anywhere near that bit of Texas' kind of way
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RT : Soho Square has been a free sunny day hang out for folk for as long as anyone can recall. Tradition is you simply g…
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RT : 3/5 Aaaand, they’re off. Oooh, it was like a daydream, driving blind with dreams burning down, leaving them all be…
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RT : 2/5 Here he is! Mark about to go on stage...
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RT : 1/5 8th June 1991 Pixies/Ride/Cud/Milltown Brothers/Boo Radleys at Crystal Palace Bowl. Chris with Phelim O'Neill…
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RT : Brexiters are currently:
1) Still convinced that there is a brilliant but as yet completely unspecified deal to be…
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So my cousin decided to quit his job at Popeyes today. This nigga went out in style 😂😂😂
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Middle class women are wrapping MDMA in cheese and 'Brieing' | Metro News
RT : Putting MDMA in brie is apparently a new craze for middle aged women. Yes, you read that correctly.
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RT : Okay, you're not crazy. If you can hear high freqs, you probably hear "yanny", but you *might* hear "laurel". If yo…
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RT : Radio folk, can you remind me of the hot key for the razor In Sadie? Using it for the first time in ages and have f…
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RT : This would be the East Coast rail line nationalised by Labour because National Express couldn't afford to run it, r…
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RT : 'The book wasn't called No Room on the Broom'. Axel Scheffler's acceptance speech from the British Book Awards. Tha…
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RT : RIP tom wolfe. I think about his description of bad hangovers often
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RT : The Onion just doesn't care anymore.
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Episode 1 — Capital — Overcast
Highly recommend Capital, improvised comedy podcast about civil servants responding to a “crazy referendum result” 😉
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RT : The longer I stay in tech the more my role seems to become remembering the last time we fucked something up and war…
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BLOODY HELL. Had no idea this existed. In 2013, Google Street View mapped all of BBC Television Centre. Every floor…
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RT : Laughing a little too hard at this (via )
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In awe of the post-ironic literalist sub-joke naming going on here. Also they’re not square 🤣
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RT : No "gammon" is not a racial slur. Nobody has ever been abused in the street, denied service or threatened with depo…
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Avengers: Infinity War
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RT : Must have missed this on the showbiz news but congratulations to Ted Danson and Anneka Rice.
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Excellent short video giving a tour of Chrome's testing features. I learned several things I didn't…
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RT : I ACTUALLY HATE THE INTERNET LOOOOOOOOOL
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Obviously there is the shop, rent, staff, years of optician training, franchise fees, import…
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RT : Even top-of-the-range frames and lenses cost, combined, no more than about £30 to produce. “The margins,” as one ve…
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🎶 There’s only three Aleksandr Kokorins, threeeee Aleksandr Kokoooooriiiins, there’s only three…
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Untitled (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8snJ4zRhQ9g&feature=youtu.be)
*burns piano, takes hatchet to stool, eats music, hides in shed*
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Trying to persuade my children to get “Oh no, my rocks!” trending in the school playground, just to com…
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So a General Election, Tory majority slashed, Brexit impossible, TM gets to resign and be rid of the whole sorry bu…
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RT : Interviewer: Tell me about your qualifications.

Candidate: I'm very quick at math.

Interviewer: What's the squa…
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RT : I’m 5 foot 9 and I can’t follow simple instructions.
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RT : That’s the iran deal. They’re describing the iran deal
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RT : 2/2 we have bottled water available at the following location: The Lorry Park off, Canadian Avenue, SE6…
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RT : 1/2 We’re aware of a problem in the area and that some customers may be experiencing no water or low pre…
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RT : So, to update: The Cabinet can't decide which impossible customs options it wants, the PM won't bring legislation t…
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