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RT : Increasingly vexed by 'no deal' Brexit being called 'hard Brexit'. It isn't. Hard Brexit = no SM/CU but transition…
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I sometimes weep pork-pie jelly, do I win five guineas?
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RT : Tommy Robinson’s first conviction was mortgage fraud as a landlord. Prior to that he was a cocaine dealer and a sun…
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I’d like to personally thank everyone at and today, for absolutely screwing up the one thing I…
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RT : Ken Clarke “If we crash out of EU without a deal, we will be the only country in the whole world without a trade de…
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RT : He is the boss of Amazon and he started Amazon.
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RT : Wait, hold on, this is getting lost in the fire:

The NRA was LITERALLY colluding with a Russian spy and within 24…
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RT : "I will obey court reporting restrictions in relation to a case about ignoring reporting restrictions, while suppor…
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RT : Look, I know it's a very divided time, but on the plus side, the FT has come up with the best unintended double-ent…
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RT : An Arizona Senate candidate says he's pro-gun because he once fended off a gunman with a gun kept under his bed. Tu…
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RT : Always use HTTPS for everything, even on mobile.

Don't trust SMS for 2FA.
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RT : No deal Brexit:
2,800,000 fewer jobs
£158bn loss per year

Trade agreement Brexit (outside the single market):
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Almost everyone I know has told me to watch The Amazing Mrs. Maizel and finally I've started. I was hooked from the…
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RT : This morning in Lower Manhattan someone put a life sized, fake Putin on the Wall Street Bull and covered it with di…
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RT : Why does paper beat stone? If you wrap a stone in paper the paper will eventually dissolve leaving the stone. I may…
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RT : A reminder of some of the senior establishment figures who sat on the campaign committee of Vote Leave, which has j…
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RT : A short thread about 2018 for those who of you who are considering taking part, or wondering what it is. O…
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RT : Seriously, you festering totem pole of recessive genetics, how much money are you personally going to make out of t…
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Allez les Bleus! ⚽️🏆🇫🇷
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Untitled (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zBYzdLu4Sg)
This Pechakucha of 's Design in Tech Report, 2018, is very good and very funny and very very sweary 😆
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RT : My autistic 10yr old daughter, who hardly ever chooses to read or write, banged this out on the computer yesterday.…
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RT : Bored of the right-wing trolls? Shake things up with a drinking game/bingo card.
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I’ve had a terrible flight on Emirates too. That said, they then gave us about a zillion…
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RT : I had to look some of these British slang words up in the urban dictionary, and 🙉🙊🙈
British “humour” is in a class…
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Live-streaming a pre-season friendly in Germany, on your phone in a sunny garden in SE London, is…
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RT : MATCHDAY:

Not sure if there's any other games on today, so we should all be focusing on the following…
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RT : Been banging on about this for a while but here it is again: an all-party group should be negotiating Brexit deal,…
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RT : Just been to Homebase to pick up some new euphemisms for my haemorrhoids.
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Modern spearphishing is *really* good. When high-end hackers come for you, will 100% fall for it. It's not a matter…
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RT : "He's behind me, isn't he? I can smell the oiliness. It's like being frotted by a tin of pilchards."
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RT : ME: I wish I had a TV camera I can look at in opportune moments

GENIE: um ok

ME: I wish everyone was gullible

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RT : It’s big, it’s not very clever. And almost every photo of it is making me laugh.
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There's a thread going around of people having no fucking clue who the fuck they're talking to so I'm gonna share s…
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And the TOOOOOB 😍🚇🍻
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RT : Here's how France and Croatia made it to the World Cup final, in one chart:
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Current view is the best view 🤓
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Re: All those regrettable posts that you thought were gone
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This is perfect on British people meeting each other abroad.
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The time has come for me to post one of the greatest videos ever madd, Papa John places the first online order on t…
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Also CBeebies sound engineers are FSB moles and the Blue Planet grips run safe houses for Mossad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Two of my favourite things (and top punning ) 😍⚽️🍗
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RT : Incidentally, for those of you for whom this is the first taste of watching football, why not pick a club team to s…
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RT : England were nothing in the final third after Sterling went off. For a player so slated in the media he has been th…
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RT : If you asked British people right now whether they would prefer to win the world cup OR not have their economy coll…
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RT : look i know you’re all very excited about the footy ball but the AIRPORT is a BAD PLACE for LARGE GROUPS OF PEOPLE…
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RT : Croatia, we’re about to lose our money, world standing and jobs because we got tricked by three human toilets and a…
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RT : Dele Alli is older than your club. 😂
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RT : I enjoyed a lot of the ‘What The Fluff’ challenge videos. (People doing a disappearing trick on their pets). But th…
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RT : Hey, remember when Gareth Southgate did this?
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RT : What a coincidence that Yuri Milner met personally with Zuckerberg in 2010, invested $200M in Facebook, and then hi…
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RT : "I quit"
"Ok. And you are?"
"Guy Mack"
"No bells"
"Advisor in department of toiletries & towelling"
"Still nothing"…
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World Cup: France vs Belgium - © Chappatte in Le Temps, Switzerland >
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World Cup: France vs Belgium - © Chappatte in Le Temps, Switzerland >
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In a better universe, May is deputy head of a primary school in Special Measures, Farage is shift manager of a mino…
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Goofball’s Coming Home 🎶
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My friend Mike just reminded me that the World Cup is now down to just four Roman Imperial provinces: Britannia, Ga…
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I mean, he’s completely gone, no?
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RT : let’s revisit David Davis's idea of how Brexit talks would go from before the referendum:
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