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Gladio/Any "Gladio ends up on one of those scripted dating shows"
And it's an absolute dumpster fire. He didn't want to be on the show in the first place, most of the (male and female) contestants are thirsty and shameless fame whores, and the producers downplay his intelligence and just focus on his looks.

+Lots of tropes; batshit crazy one, ugly crying drunkard, gold digger, campy.

+Canon characters participate

+More than one contestant tries to get in his pants. He is not amused.
!unfilled  character:gladiolus  character:any  pairing:gladioxany  kink:parody  kink:comedy 
april 2018 by ffxvkinkmeme
Gladnoct, any/any "Bros get sucked into a video game console"
Set during pre-game/brotherhood era. Noctis gets one of those retro gaming console releases where it comes with over a hundred old games loading in and proceeds to become a recluse for almost a week playing it.

Prompto tries and fails to get him to come out, joining in the gaming, and even Ignis fails to budge the Prince.

So Gladio comes over and attempts to strong-arm the game away and but Noctis goes to hide it in the armiger and instead a portal rips open and drags the four inside the console.

So now they need to fight their way through the games in the hopes of finding the exit portal while trying not to fight with each other.

Any old school type games will work. Streets of Rage, Donkey Kong, Pit Fall, Castlevania, Legend of Zelda, etc. Please make this sad old nerd happy. :D

+They all have lives; Noct or Prompto 'kills' the other once for the lulz
++Fourth wall breaking!
+++Others accidentally get dragged into the portal; Cor, the Glavies, Iris
++++Gladio gets damseled and Noct has to rescue him
!unfilled  character:gladiolus  character:noctis  character:prompto  character:ignis  pairing:gladioxnoctis  pairing:anyxany  kink:brotherhood  kink:alternate_reality  kink:parody 
april 2018 by ffxvkinkmeme
OT4, Porn Parody
Seen plenty of porn AUs but I don't think I've seen a porn parody.

The bros are actors in a porn parody of ffxv's story with plenty of bad acting, corny one-liners, people randomly getting naked at inopportune moments, and very ridiculous, spontaneous sex scenes. I want focus on the OT4 but I'm very, definitely open to various side pairings, including ones with the bros (like maybe an orgy with Ardyn after he picks them up from the disc, or each of the bros with their respective partners during their dlc episodes, or Noctis and Luna during Altissia etc). The entire thing is all around hilariously terrible but let's face it, everyone's there for the smut.

So many bonuses for really stupid side character stuff: Older Talcott playing his kid self and failing so hard at saying anything the way a kid would, Sania's ass constantly being in focus, Cindy slowly losing her clothes one item by one whenever she's on screen, Aranea doing an actual poledance with her lance, Dave having a ridiculously big dick that everyone can see the outline of in his pants, so on...
!filled  !complete  character:noctis  character:prompto  character:ignis  character:gladiolus  kink:alternate_universe  kink:acting  kink:parody 
april 2018 by ffxvkinkmeme

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