exclamations + xeno   16

The Perils of Witch Slaying (Or How Buffy Ended up in Dinoland) - pprfaith - Buffy the Vampire Slayer [Archive of Our Own]
Three things Buffy knows:

1. witches suck
2. reincarnation sucks
3. prehensile claws are kind of cool

+ i haven't actually seen jurassic world, but sure.
fic  btvs  jurassicpark  crossover  het  xeno  fairytales 
january 2017 by exclamations
Small Plates: Hannibal Ficbits - canis_m - Hannibal (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Collected ficbits--crossovers, fusions, alternate universes--previously posted to DW.

1. Dragon Hannibal - the stealth Temeraire fusion
2. "Mirabilis" - Hannigram vs. the zombie apocalypse
3. "Snake on a Plane" - I made a horrible first impression at the gate but now we're sitting next to each other AU
4. "Pale Horse" - Hannigram in Valdemar 1
5. "Unstable" - Hannigram in Valdemar 2
6. "Maiden Race" - Hannigram in Valdemar 3

+ the valdemar ficlets are. interesting.
fic  hannibal  valdemar  xeno  will/hannibal 
june 2016 by exclamations
chosen, perfect - Toft - Person of Interest (TV), Valdemar Series - Mercedes Lackey [Archive of Our Own]
The CIA told him having a Companion would weaken him, that he couldn’t do what was necessary for the realm. He hadn’t realized that Harold would make him feel good, would make him *be* good, & that John would love him.

(aka POI urban fantasy/magic steampunk AU with worldbuilding from the Valdemar series: Harold is a magic telepathic horse, he and John are soulbonded, I'm happy with my life choices)

+ i don't even watch this show and i would read so much more of this. :/ fucking telepathic horses.
fic  finch/reese  personofinterest  fusion_au  valdemar  xeno  soulbonding 
january 2016 by exclamations
Sharp Teeth and Bird Bones - Shaish, Stringlish - Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“Bucky, what- What happened?” Steve asks, eyes a little wide. Bucky glances down at the bone in his hand before biting a piece off and chewing, tail shifting in the dark red water of the tub.

“Someone broke in,” he replies after he swallows, biting off another piece of bone and chewing with muffled crunchcrunchrunching. Steve opens his mouth and then closes it again, walking over after a moment and taking a seat on the edge of the tub, glancing over at the blood streak dried across the shower wall.

“So you ate them?” he asks, frowning as he looks back. Bucky gives him a hard look.


+ bucky as a sociopathic mermaid. there was no way in hell i wasn't going to read this. :D
bfic  steve/bucky  captainamerica  mermaids  xeno  via:as_lld_again 
june 2015 by exclamations
Sirius Ascending - Aeolian - Jupiter Ascending (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
I love dogs. I've always loved dogs.

The post-credit scene you can't take your kids to see.

Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Wingfic, Light Dom/sub, Boot Worship, Light Bondage, Cunnilingus, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Knotting, Overstimulation, Xenophilia, mentions of collars, Post-Movie(s)

+ i'm kind of loling at this, but it is also pretty much what i did want when i left the theater. and the boot worship was new for me - i liked it.
fic  jupiter/caine  jupiterascending  het  kink  knotting  wingfic  d/s_bdsm  porn  xeno 
february 2015 by exclamations
Pining for You - Anonymous - Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“Did you just pollinate on me?” Rocket demanded

“I am Groot” Groot said, which, fine. Rocket guessed he had also pollinated on Groot.

+ i tried to read a rocket/groot porn fic awhile back and couldn't do it, but this one apparently worked for me. i ship it, but it's still really weird to read. /o\
fic  rocket/groot  guardiansofthegalaxy  xeno  drugs  yuletide2014 
december 2014 by exclamations
a tension for the blessed - verity - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
"I thought you liked doms," Scott says.

"I do," Stiles says, scowling. "That's the problem."

"Well, I'm an alpha now," Scott says. "Do you think that'll work for you?"

+ :D :D :D! (it's a d/s au, but it's adorable.)
fic  scott/stiles  teenwolf  d/s_bdsm  au  fluff  knotting  xeno  porn 
september 2014 by exclamations
Stunt Butt - otter - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
The whole thing starts with Stiles' naked body, which is, apparently, "perfect."

stiles meets derek when he's hired as a body double for a werewolf sex scene.
fic  derek/stiles  teenwolf  au  xeno  kink 
july 2014 by exclamations
The Corellian, the Wookiee and the 51st Century Man - ReneeMR - Torchwood, Star Wars [Archive of Our Own]
An intergallactic poker game far, far away, leads to pokery


this is really really bad, and i'm saving it mostly for the wtfery and so that i can find it later.
bfic  doctorwho  starwars  crossover  chewbacca  jackharkness  xeno 
june 2014 by exclamations
frostfire_17: Kink Bingo fic--Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness
Okay, so. This story, uh, requires a little explanation. I wrote it a long, long time ago, I think while on liviapenn's couch? And she totally encouraged and audienced and everything, and I finished it up, and stared at it in horror--Wookiee sex! I wrote Wookiee sex!!!--and then it sat on my hard drive for a year with the file name "wookieesex" and I sort of forgot I'd written it.

And then I got my Kink Bingo card, and I saw the prompt "furries", and I thought, oh lord, I can't do furries! No way, no how. And I figured I'd just have to skip that square--and then I remembered this story. So I thought I'd open it up, and take a look at it, and maybe edit it to make it more fur-kink-focused. So I opened it up, and took a look at it--and noticed that I really didn't need to edit it for fur-kink. Guys, I wrote a furry story and didn't even realize it.

So here, everybody! HAVE SOME WOOKIEE SEX. (Has anyone else ever done this? Can this be my claim to fame? Please dear God, let this not be my claim to fame.)

chewbacca is awesome. and jack is... jack. :D
fic  chewbacca  jackharkness  starwars  doctorwho  crossover  porn  kink  xeno  crack 
december 2013 by exclamations
Under a Pitch Black Sky - vampireisthenewblack - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Stiles is standing naked in the middle of the woods on a new moon because the pack needs to forge a union between werewolf and human.

anonymous slightly xeno porn.
fic  derek/stiles  teenwolf  knotting  porn  kink  sexpollen  xeno 
december 2013 by exclamations
Treading Water - tsukinofaerii - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Investigating whatever's in the water of Beacon Lake should have been an easy way to pass the summer. Should have been. But one dip in the lake is all it takes to set off a reaction that lands Allison, Derek and Stiles neck-deep in hot water. And Scott? Scott has the world's worst timing.

starts off slow, but the threesome is actually kind of great. contains derek/allison xeno het knotting, which was a first for me.
fic  allison/derek  allison/stiles  allison/derek/stiles  teenwolf  sexpollen  het  porn  gsf  kink  knotting  xeno 
november 2013 by exclamations
Wolves In The House (Won't Let Me Out) - otter - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Stiles gets eaten by a mind-controlling lake, Derek is fluffier than usual, and everything turns out pornier than expected.
BEFORE YOU READ, I'd like to point out in case you missed the tag (or don't know what it means) that this fic is xeno porn. What that means in practical terms is that it's explicit sexytimes between a human and a werewolf in the Alpha form. If you find that idea actively revolting, this is not the story for you. If you find that idea questionable but intriguing, I hope you'll give it a chance. If you find that idea fantastically awesome, I hope you'll be my friend because we should start a club.

xeno vs bestiality is something i should probably figure out for my tags. it's all kinky werewolf sex for the most part, but this time there's bonus huddling for warmth and it all takes place in a bed as opposed to the forest.
fic  derek/stiles  teenwolf  porn  kink  xeno 
july 2013 by exclamations
Stronger in Numbers, or, And Will He Starve Without Me - vampireisthenewblack - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
30k of kinky dubcon sex. derek figures out that stiles is his mate and is pretty desperate to fuck/claim him because of the danger the alpha pack is putting them in. there's some noncon bestiality in a dream, and then consensualish bestiality in the sequel.
fic  derek/stiles  teenwolf  dubcon  noncon  porn  knotting  kink  h/c  xeno 
may 2013 by exclamations
Ultimatum - trilliath - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
It turns out that Stiles, knowing about the wolves but not actually being related to them or part of some other group like the hunters or Deaton and his advisors, etc. is actually seriously breaking the rules.
Not that it's usually a problem. Until he runs aground of a strange pack that doesn't like the way the Hales have been playing fast-and-loose with Were law.
They issue an Ultimatum, one that will change Stiles's life forever.

stockholmy kind of dubcon. bestiality.
fic  derek/stiles  teenwolf  dubcon  kink  noncon  fuckordie  xeno 
february 2013 by exclamations
Words Whispered By Firelight - tigerlady (shetiger) - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Contains the telling of a story in which bestiality occurs. Derek and Stiles have sex while Derek is shifted, and engage in animalistic sex with an element of danger.
fic  derek/stiles  teenwolf  porn  kink  via:LLD_ONMEME  xeno  favorite 
october 2012 by exclamations

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