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Other People's Choices - Lomonaaeren - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
AU. The Sorting Hat doesn’t just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry’s head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren’t helping much.

+ starts at the end of second year and goes through poa. only one chapter of the sequel complete, projected to go through to book seven.
fic  hp  gen 
10 days ago by exclamations
Shadow Magic - Lomonaaeren - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
AU. Harry was born with a power the Dark Lord knows not: the magic to see into shadows, to walk the shadows, and to send the shadows everywhere. This changes his life rather dramatically.
fic  powerful!harry  hp  harry/theodorenott 
11 days ago by exclamations
Blood and Gold - ObsidianPen - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
The true time-turner was slammed savagely into Hermione's throat. It shattered against her neck, bits of glass and gold piercing into her skin. The last thing she saw before blackness consumed her was a plume of metallic dust and vitreous fragments, tiny prisms dancing behind her eyelids.

(In which Hermione accidentally ends up in 1950, pitted against an ascending Dark Lord in his prime, caught in the entanglement of pureblood politics, dark magic, and Tom Riddle's interest)

+ so far hermoine has had a makeover and is attracted to both voldie and abraxas malfoy. i wouldn't say it's in character, but i'm entertained.
fic  hp  hermione/voldemort  wip  timetravel 
10 weeks ago by exclamations
The Changeling - Annerb - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

+ this is a pretty great ginny fic, but it mostly fits itself into cannon and doesn't change anything, which was slightly disappointing.
fic  hp  harry/ginny  gen 
may 2018 by exclamations
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming. Rated: Fiction M - English - [Harry P., OC] - Chapters: 4 - Words: 48,092 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: May 28 - Published: May 17 - Status: Complete - id: 11255223

[Harry is stranded in Westeros and finds the land almost bereft of magic. The only way back is to boost the magic so he becomes Lord Whent of Harrenhal, starts planting weirwood trees, trains Wizards and takes down the wall.]
fic  hp  got  crossover  powerful!harry  via:dievillain 
march 2018 by exclamations
Potter vs Paradox by Belial666
The Girl-Who-Lived won; Magical Britain never recovered. As their world grows closer to another war, the surviving DA members concoct an elaborate plan that will see Iris Potter back in time to guide her younger self and prevent the war from ever happening. Fate however has other plans. GWL BWL, dark!Harry, timetravel, canon magic.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Chapters: 41 - Words: 136,913 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: Apr 14, 2016 - Published: Sep 4, 2015 - id: 11488906

shorter, edited ver: https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/days-of-perfect-past-harry-potter-very-cliche.454326/threadmarks?category_id=1

[In which Iris Potter goes back in time and finds herself six with a six year old temporal male twin. She rescues Sirius and Bellatrix from Azkaban and runs afoul of the older Black generation. They believe she's Dorea's illegitimate daughter and adopt her in as heir. They keep Sirius and Bellatrix hidden and start working against Voldemort. Iris befriends Harry and sees him every weekend. When they get to Hogarts, she maintains the friendship, steals the Philosopher's Stone to cure the older Blacks of a generational curse, competes with Hermione, and starts an illegal dueling club.]
fic  hp  genderfuck  wip-abandoned  powerful!harry  via:dievillain 
march 2018 by exclamations
My Name is Cameron Sage - thesewarmstars - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Things are going poorly for the side of the light, and in a last-ditch effort to fulfill his destiny, Harry goes back in time to try again.

+ nothing special, but it is readable snarry. mildly powerful!harry fic, but doesn't do much with it.
fic  harry/snape  hp  powerful!harry  timetravel 
march 2018 by exclamations
Faded and Vague - esama - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Ten thousand years would take a toll on anyone's memory.

+ master of death!harry. crossover with vampire hunter d. d/harry.
the fic is not entirely satisfying, and occasionally internally inconsistent, but the crossover felt fresh and interesting. the sequels helped with the satisfaction.
fic  hp  powerful!harry  vampire  crossover  anime  amnesia 
march 2018 by exclamations
Her Beauty and the Moonlight - BrilliantLady - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
When Harry helps Hermione find out the horrible truth - that Ron has been dosing her with love potions - she is furious. She is going to get her revenge on Ron in the most hurtful way she can think of – dating the one man he hates above all others.

+ more weasley bashing than i'm usually okay with, but the fake!dating for revenge was pretty fun.
fic  hermione/draco  hp  fake!dating 
february 2018 by exclamations
Hermione Granger, Demonologist Chapter 1: Real Magic, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme.

****
A very interesting AU; Hermione is still Hermione, but when your only friends are demons, your perspective on life is going to be rather skewed.

+ i stayed up way too late last night reading this. i found it adorable, but ymmv. ends after year 1, and then summarizes how things would go after that.
fic  hp  hermionegranger  gen  bamf!character  demons  via:norwich36 
february 2018 by exclamations
Sins of the Mother - elementalv - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Life has a way of going full circle. Case in point: Dudley’s children need to be placed in care, preferably with family.

+ outsider pov.
fic  hp  gen 
january 2018 by exclamations
The Sum of Their Parts - holdmybeer - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.

+ just reread this and realized it kind of hits the 'my partner's dead, just kidding' vibe. ron is just held hostage, but it was almost as satisfying.
fic  hp  gen  powerful!harry  soulbonding  mpdjk 
january 2018 by exclamations
My Kingdom Is As Great - TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Labyrinth (1986) [Archive of Our Own]
Toby Williams is a wizard. With that revelation, Sarah is plunged back into the world of magic.

+ huh. this appears to be new. not amazing, but decent, and i'll take all new labyrinth fic.
fic  labyrinth  hp  crossover  sarah/jareth 
november 2017 by exclamations
Harry Potter and the Problem of Potions - Wyste - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples.

Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.

+ speeds through all seven books in 180k. harry is determined to do well in potions and eventually gets snape to mentor him. a little glib, but i enjoyed the whole thing. pretty close to zero character bashing, which definitely helped. cursed child is treated as canon, but doesn't have a huge effect.
fic  gen  hp  harrypotter  severussnape 
october 2017 by exclamations
There May Be Some Collateral Damage
Ichigo’s been ordered to go undercover at a magic school to bodyguard a kid named Harry Potter, and this would be fine, except that he’s about as good at bodyguarding as he is at magic. And he considers it a good day, magic-wise, if he hasn’t set anything on fire.

(This fic is a gift. A GIFT, I tell you. And my life has been enriched by an unholy an amount for having read it. Done in traditional crossover fashion, not a HP-based!AU, Ichigo is dispatched by the Soul Society to deal with the wrongness that is Voldemort's soul splitting nonsense and the additional horror that is Harry during fifth year. He's just so done with everything and it is great)

+ i have seen maybe two full episodes of bleach before and was not into it at all, but this was still mostly entertaining.
fic  hp  bleach  crossover  gen  crack  via:khyie 
september 2017 by exclamations
Or the Look Or the Words - LullabyKnell - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Goblet of Fire AU: The change in their relationship happens during fourth year, when an exhausted and dateless Harry groans out the important question, “Why can’t we just go together?”

Pure fluff for the 5+ AU Headcanons game.

+ cute! :D
fic  harry/ron  hp  fluff  fake!dating 
november 2016 by exclamations
House Colors
Prompt or Summary: ficlette said: I will infinitely love anyone who can pull off a good Slytherin!Harry/Gryffindor!Draco. Honestly. Kinks include: possessiveness, jealousy, ties, and secrecy.

|| It was a truth fairly universally acknowledged, though, that when it came to sheer unbridled power, there was no match in their year for Hermione Granger. Who was currently rendering the Boy Who Refused to be Bumped Off to more or less jelly on the floor of the Room of Requirement – without speaking a word. He’d have to figure out something else to teach her soon. Preferably before she finished what the Dark Lord had started... Draco let himself wistfully dream of a World Without Harry Potter for a few seconds before remembering that he was a Gryffindor, a supposed defender of weaklings – even if the weakling in question had defied Voldemort five times and broken Draco’s nose the previous year.

“Granger! If Potter hasn’t gotten it by now, he isn’t going to!”

Granger lowered her wand, unabashed and eyed Potter critically.

“You’ve got to focus, Harry” she announced, as if that wasn’t evident. Her sparring partner was on the floor, sputtering from the after effects of a tickling curse, and replied to her commentary on his performance by glowering at her. Draco couldn’t really blame him. Before he got the chance to say anything, though – about focus or anything else – Granger’s eyes widened in alarm.
fic  harry/draco  hp  au  via:blueMeridian 
october 2016 by exclamations
Don't Fuck With Florists (They'll Fuck You Up) - MayMarlow - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Unsatisfied with his post-war life, Harry decides to get to the root of all of his problems when that root was still working at Borgin and Burkes shop in the late 40s. He’s the Master of Death, damn it, he can do what he wants for once in his life.

Tom Riddle isn’t particularly happy about working at a small, dingy shop for magical artifacts, no matter how interesting those artifacts are. He’s even less happy when an insufferable stranger sets up the most obnoxious flower shop right across the street.

What follows would be a romantic comedy, if it weren’t for politics.

+ i don't even particularly like harry/voldemort, but it's a pairing producing readable fic that isn't h/d.
fic  harry/voldemort  hp  crack 
september 2016 by exclamations
Sarah's Wish - pristineungift - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Sarah Williams lives her life and retires to England, only to have another brush with magic when she witnesses three oddly dressed beings leave a baby on a doorstep. When her attempts to help the child come to naught, there is only one thing for Sarah to do: She must Wish the child away to the Goblin King. - How different may things be, when a child of prophecy becomes Fae.

+ the first chapter is mostly labyrinth fix-it, and the rest so far is setting up an amazingly over-powered harry au.
fic  gen  hp  labyrinth  sarah/jareth  crossover  wip  powerful!harry  au 
august 2016 by exclamations
Psychosocial Baby - bradcpu - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Song/Artist: "Psychosocial" by Slipknot vs "Baby" by Justin Bieber with Ludacris, mashup by Isosene

+ i didn't read the notes beforehand, so both the song and the voldemort focus caught me off guard. i appreciated the mashup of it all.
fanvid  hp 
august 2016 by exclamations
And the brave man with a sword - blackkat - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
The Founders have spent the last fifty years separated and drifting, but with Voldemort rising, they're headed back to Hogwarts once more. Between a wary Golden Trio, Umbridge, and Voldemort’s shadowy plans, there's little time to deal with their own problems, even though Godric knows it’s tearing the four of them apart—maybe even irreparably.

LOL I GOT SIDETRACKED THE OTHER DAY READING A TRASHY GODRIC/SALAZAR FIC /o\ LOL IT APPEALS TO MY INNER TEENIE.

+ accurate.
fic  godric/salazar  hp  bfic  wip  via:as_lld_again 
august 2016 by exclamations
mirabellafic | (no subject)
Harry comes back from vacation with an inconvenient case of vampirism and must learn to cope with blood, Malfoy, and recalcitrant secretaries. And if that doesn't tell you everything about the plot you need to know, you haven't read enough badfic.
Warnings: Relatively mild bloodplay, as close as I'm ever likely to get to consent issues.
fic  harry/draco  hp  vampire  porn  kink 
august 2016 by exclamations
The Politician's Wife - pir8fancier - Harry Potter - Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
This story is set twenty-three years after the fall of Voldemort. Our main characters are Ministry employees, middle-aged, and the majority of them not very happy.

+ dumps on ron a bit. toes the line on cheating, but ron's was the only that bothered me.
fic  hermione/draco  hp  futurefic  het 
august 2016 by exclamations
Slithering - astolat - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Draco found the nest down in the Manor’s cellars, while he was clearing them out.

+ oh fucking hell. i'm not a fan of draco in general, but this is adorable. he gets a snake and his snake gets a hippogryff. other stuff happens too.
fic  harry/draco  hp  fluff  adorableanimals  futurefic 
august 2016 by exclamations
Matched Set - astolat - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
“No one asked you to look, did they?” Draco said, eyes glittering and intent on Harry’s face—like he’d just wiped off the years and turned back in time to when their greatest ambition in life had been to knock the other off his broom in front of the school and grab the Snitch first, before they’d both gone to war and come back with scars.

+ why not? 8th year, harry has a micro peen, draco is at the opposite end. crackish but sweet. typical astolat.
fic  harry/draco  hp  kink  futurefic 
august 2016 by exclamations
The Sum of Their Parts - holdmybeer - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.

Notes: Harry Potter is not my usual fandom but I wanted to play with a Dark-Lord-by-necessity Harry that wasn't abandoned by Ron and Hermione at the first sign of Dark magic. This was the result. I hope I've managed to keep them decently in character. No bashing, and no obvious pairings beyond a few background references to established stuff. Canon deviates from the end of the last book, so non-epilogue compliant.

+ plotty trio gen fic. 138k. pretty satisfying. i would read more by this author, but i'm too lazy to see if they out any other pseuds in the comments. :/
fic  gen  hp  powerful!harry  soulbonding 
july 2016 by exclamations
kyraneko: myurbandream: ...
my problem with the ‘harry becomes lord of 2/¾/5 ancient noble houses’ trope is so unbelievably petty because its that fic writers don’t take it to the potential extreme. like, okay, you wanna make harry the bossest of bitches i get that, i understand, i have that urge too from time to time, but c’mon, be a little more creative about it please

+ i'm cackling here. lolol.
fic  gen  hp  crack  powerful!harry 
june 2016 by exclamations
Cousin Harry - Nicnac - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
She had been dating Dudley Dursley for almost six months when the topic of Cousin Harry came up the first time.

+ i wish it was longer, but it also ended at the perfect place. outsider pov.
fic  hp  gen  futurefic  fluff 
may 2016 by exclamations
Know Your Meme, but, Like, in the Biblical Sense by Domashita Romero
Origfic. An unfortunate Harry Potter meme makes the rounds at the office. It features a lookalike for the New Guy. // It's cute. :) Some smut.

+ fucking adorable. and entirely too relatable.
originalfic  fluff  hp  via:zhena 
may 2016 by exclamations
That We've Broken Their Statues - nagia - Labyrinth (1986) [Archive of Our Own]
Sarah Williams stumbles into the Leaky Cauldron. She stumbles back out again with a Gringotts account she didn't start, a part time job at Hogwarts, and an awkward truce with the Goblin King.

+ interesting, but abandoned.
fic  sarah/jareth  labyrinth  hp  crossover  wip-abandoned 
april 2016 by exclamations
Real Enough - esama - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Harry Potter, JARVIS and whole lot of artificial existentialism.

+ :D :D :D!
fic  avengers  hp  crossover  fusion_au  gen  harrypotter  jarvis 
april 2016 by exclamations
Spellist - esama - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
The new reality had no wizards or magical nations – but it had a whole boatload of powerful and occasionally inept sorcerers. Who were usually semi-public and sometimes very popular in social media. How it worked, Harry had no idea.

+ loling. :D
fic  crossover  hp  harrypotter  philcoulson  crack 
december 2015 by exclamations
Business - esama - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms [Archive of Our Own]
The Dursleys didn't raise Harry Potter to be a very good boy.

Mildest of fusions with Sherlock Holmes

+ eleven yo harry decides to create a wizarding underworld and become it's master. he calls himself moriarty.
fic  gen  hp  bfic  powerful!harry 
december 2015 by exclamations
World in Pieces - Lomonaaeren - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Harry is summoned to an alternate universe still suffering under Voldemort less than an hour after his own defeat of the bastard. Worse, he's not the first Harry Potter they've called on this way. Worst yet (at the moment), there is no way back home. But give Harry time, and he's likely to find something that's even worse.

+ snape as a mentor fic. dumbledore is crazy in the alternate universe. there was past h/d in the au world, but that was actually kind of entertaining for me, since draco was just pathetic with grief and harry wasn't into him at all.
fic  gen  hp  severitus  au 
december 2015 by exclamations
Wisteria Walk - Talis_Borne - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Ann Dursley has a loving husband, three sweet children, and the mother-in-law from hell. It’s the usual tense dinner with Petunia until the mention of ‘Cousin Harry,’ who Ann has never heard of before, sends her in-laws into a panic and her husband into a funk of guilty conscience.
fic  gen  hp  fluff  kidfic  futurefic 
december 2015 by exclamations
Gelosaþ in Écnesse - Batsutousai - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Caught in the backlash of Voldemort's Killing Curse, Harry is thrown through time to a world so very different from his own.

+ in the graveyard at the end of gof, harry gets sent back to the time of the founders. he is one of salazar's first students. godric is homophobic. he and salazar do eventually come back forward to defeat voldemort. the end got kind of blah-ish.
fic  harry/salazar  hp  timetravel  powerful!harry  bfic 
november 2015 by exclamations
The Family Way - swtalmnd - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Harry figures out the only way to be sure to get out of the Triwizard Tournament alive is... pregnant.

+ idek. lol.
fic  harry/snape  hp  mpreg  underage 
november 2015 by exclamations
One Hundred and Sixty Nine - Soupy_George - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Hermione is unhappy with the end of the war despite defeating Voldemort and builds a special time turner (that according to Flamel is a precursor to the Philosopher's Stone) to go back in time to fix things. She goes back to before Voldemort is defeated by infant Harry and gets the help of Dumbledore, Moody, Remus and Sirius to find and destroy all of the Horcruxes and set a trap for Voldemort when he goes to kill the Potters. Dumbledore gets his friend, Frederica Fehr, to pretend that Hermione is her illegitimate daughter by Hector Dagworth-Granger and so Hermione becomes a rich European pureblood dating Sirius so that Sirius can reconcile with his family and search for the locket, diary and cup. Also this is the one where Dumbledore is killed by muggles who believe he's a terrorist.

THIS IS ALREADY AMAZING.

Fic Summary: It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir.

+ 300k+ the beginning was a little rough, but it pretty quickly turned into Hermione and Sirius fake dating to fool his family with Hermione pretending to be a pure blood. i also really enjoyed how well it was plotted out, and the time travel twists actually made sense. overall really satisfying.
fic  hermione/sirius  hp  het  timetravel  fake!dating  via:as_lld_again 
october 2015 by exclamations
Hark, the empty highways calling — First, I wanted to say that I love love love your...
When Petunia Dursley refused to take Harry in she forfeited his birthright protection, so Dumbledore took the baby to the safest place he knew: Hogwarts.

+ more longish meta than fic.
fic  gen  hp  meta 
may 2015 by exclamations
A Muggle-born Magic - Musyc - Harry Potter - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]
Regency-era AU. Physician's daughter Hermione Granger finds herself in need of a way to pay off her father's debts after his death. Draco Malfoy, retired from the politics of the Isolationists, a group of pure-bloods bent on separating 'true' magic from lesser folk, finds himself in need of a tutor for his son, Scorpius, who appears to be incapable of magic and must learn to survive in a world without it. Draco also needs a wife and mother for Scorpius, to satisfy a promise to his unwell father. After she saves his son from an attack by Isolationists, Draco hires the Muggle-born Miss Granger for the former, and after a riot in Vauxhall Gardens and a scandalous discovery made by his mother, weds that selfsame Muggle-born for the latter. While making the best of her marriage of (in)convenience, Hermione discovers that Scorpius' history of wild imaginings and dreams is more than just imagination. As she attempts to teach him about magical abilities no one expected he would ever have, she and Draco work together to raise Scorpius and learn to trust each other.

+ eh. i read it to the end mostly so that i wouldn't be tempted to try and read it again. it's an okay regency, but it features quite a bit of the "condescending man" in the beginning, and i'm not over fond of kidfic nor draco malfoy anyway. i did like what regency wizarding worldbuilding there was.
fic  hermione/draco  hp  au  kidfic  marriagefic 
april 2015 by exclamations
The Never-ending Road by laventadorn
AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of ’92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he’d thought. A girl!Harry story, starting in Chamber of Secrets and continuing through Deathly Hallows. Future Snape/Harriet
Words: 521,004 Chapters: 86/?

+ i am pretty in love with this fic. it starts to drag some in the never ending goblet of fire section, but idec. i'm not a fan of rl/sb, but it's so fucked up in this that ilit. so much female friendship in this too.

the rest of this are pretty detailed notes on the plot so that i don't have to reread everything when it updates.

chapter 1
snape and dumbledore talk when hr's letter about h comes. d actually sends s to rescue h from the locked up room at the dursleys.
2
s and h apparate to hogwarts. s throws a tantrum and breaks shit. h tells d about dobby, then gets sent to the burrow.
3
d goes to the dursleys and cancels the immobulus spell and talks them around into letting h come back. everyone hates each other. s visits the malfoys and tried to get info from dobey.
4
beginning of school year. standard - car into whomping willow.
5
s has h dissect toads for detention. h hears basilisk.
6
h falls off stairs.
7
while h is in hospital, s cast doe patronus for the first time h sees it.
8
h and hr are paired for duelling instead. r and draco duel, d still casts snake.
9
millicent pov of slytherin girls. pansy vs tracy, daphne peacemaker. tracy halfblood, daphne pure but poor. milli lonely. h distracts s so that hr and r can interrogate draco polyjuiced as crabbe and goyle. s figures out it's a basilisk.
10
h and hr figure out it's a basilisk. ginny is crazy.
11
ginny revealed.
12
the teachers run lockhart out of the school. ginny drags h to the chamber. crucios her along the way.
13
h kills basilisk. snape and hr find them in chamber. (this is still during christmas break)
14
s goes off on dumbledore about withholding information and then doesn't talk to him for four months. he also "teaches" lucius a lesson after the dobby confrontation.
15
the grangers drive h out to the dursleys. she only spends a week them, but petunia tells her about snape's obsession with lily.
16
s and narcissa in milan. s hates drunk people. lucius was banished to his mother in brussels. lolol. i had forgotten about harry's romance novel obsession. that starts here. s and n meet some baron and a courtesan that s fucked 7 years ago. n tells s that he should get married. d sends a letter that sirius has escaped.
17
d recruits remus in a bar where i think tonks was testing out a hag disguise. s and d come on h's bday to tell her. s disillusions himself to follow them during celebrations.
18
quick knight bus ride with s on way to hogwarts. dementors make h faint. s gives her chocolate in his rooms when she wakes up. her room for the rest of summer is his old store room.
19
h reads about demetors. she can't sleep and is bored. s sends his patronus to her at night.
20
h attempts the patronus charm. remus shows up at hogwarts. h and s play scrabble, dumbledore interupts. d does not approve. they argue. wolfsbane should kill werewolves and implies that they are not human.
21
h meets remus and he suporvises her flying. she meets padfoot by hagrid's cottage. she meets buckbeak. remus takes his first dose of wolfsbane. remus first gets to see h and s interact. remus went to see h six years ago and gave her chocolate. probably the man that prompted petunias creep lecture.
22
daphne pov. she's second, asteria third. rly poor. daphne is maternal, asteria rly sensitive. draco pov of train with no h. dementors come during carriage ride. asteria was in the carriage, even though she should have been in the boats as a first year... weloming feast, and h reunites with the gryphendore girls.
23
divinations. asteria fainting in lupins class is brought up in staff meeting. she sleeps with daphne. dada class the snape thing makes harry uncomfortable.
24
drama about hr keeping the timeturner from h. r has been hanging out with boys. h bonds with snuffles/padfoot some more.
25
h saves asteria from some younger gryphins. asteria/astoria jokes. sirius attacks the fat lady. snape attacks remus. legilimens doesn't work on werewolves.
26
quidditch match where h faints again. she asks snape to teach her the patronus.
27
mauruders map. patronus lesson. h asks if s was friends with lilly. no answer.
28
christmas. lupin sends h an unsigned card telling her to ask gringotts for her safety deposit box. h asks dobby to take care of snuffles. hr tells h that sirius was the one who led vold to her parents. h can't find the map.
29
h confronts s about sirius and lily. remus discovers the map.
30
h confronts remus about knowing her parents. s gives her detention to prevent her going off with remus. he assigns her to befriends asteria.
31
h gets her period. the potion for it gives her a migraine. leto (oldest greengrass) is withdrawn for marriage. the divination ritual is brought up now.
32
snape gives h a different potion.
33
moony and padfoot reunite in the shrieking shack. deliciously fraught. i don't even like s/r, but il how they're written in this.
34
the first meeting with h and asteria. they go to the kistchen.
35
griphook delivers the safety deposit box to hogwarts.
36
lupin asks s about the dark tracking spell. h explores her jewelry.
37
h's meeting with a is put off because she's upset about hr and r. s councels her about her friends and tells her a little about why he doesn't want to talk about lily. good bonding.
38
making up in the room of requirement.
39
s and l do dark tracking spell. h goes to visit hagrid.
40
scabbers was hiding in hagrid's hut. confrontation ends with s l and s all kind of working together. l transforms, they lose peter, s saves h from l, then passes out. dementors hit.
41
h uses dobby to free sirius and buckbeak. s has a fit until he knows h is alright. no timeturner.
42
h visits comatose s. daphne hates that asteria likes h. h now knows the doe is s's.
43
divs spell with the other girls. hr uses her timeturner to try and warn h off of it. s wakes up from his coma. divs visions. h and s, older, doing dark magic in the lake together.
44
h is trapped in her own timeline.
45
s assigns lupin to look after the slytherins while he's stuck in the infirmery. s figures out that h is mumbling backwards. they have a record up to the attack after the quiddich world cup. h wakes up.
46
anaita is the patils mother. h has amnesia-ish. it hurts when she sees someone she knows because of seeing time out of order. snape realizes that dumbledore tried to replace him with lupin as someone h could connect with and resolves not to be pushed out of her life. asteria is h's first visitor after anaita. asteria makes her the puzzle wall painting.
47
sirius comes back to hogwarts. h accidentaly sees s when she's outside her room and faints.
48
s locks himself in an obliette for the night of the full moon. h sends her patronus to him. two month time skip. s is moping and hasn't talked to dumbledore again. h gets info on patronuses from l and figures out that s rly did love her mother. she's a little upset that she doesn't think he likes her for her. she doesn't rly talk to s again. they decide to keep h at hogwarts for the first part of summer to catch up. s realizes that this changes the futer h was mumbling.
49
summer, right before quiddich cup. h is at hr's place. has a dream about v, and writes r and s about it. s is hanging out with narcissa when she brings up marriage again. she is also concerned about draco's growing obsession with h. s knows that h is upset with him. h and hr dress shopping when draco interupts. first appearance of h's contacts. r, s, and s plotting for the world cup.
50
hr's mom is pregnant. i didn't remember that at all... dinner at the weasleys. h has a crush on bill. next morning the cup. r and s surprise h.
51
the world cup. remus's issues about money come up.
52
attack. h gets separated and sticks with disguised s and padfoot. snape casts aspersions on sirius's straightness that h doesn't catch (veelas).
53
Severus was even beginning to wonder whether Potter or Lily had known. Free from wizarding prejudices, Lily might have figured it out, but Potter would have been raised in Black's mindset, and some things Simply Weren't Done.
s is summoned to the malfoys after. r and s confront d about snape being a deatheater. s comes to report on the malfoy meeting while they're still there.
"I know." Remus wondered how different their lives would have been if James had felt for Sirius the way Sirius felt for him. With a pretense of mock gravity, he added, "It's a good change from the sulking."
i think this is about when i started really liking the r/s. it's so fucked up.
54
rest of summer at the burrow. ginny continues the boy teasing. sirius comes to warn h about s being a death eater. remus sends a letter to reasure her. molly thinks that remus is perving on her.
55
the hair drying vanity joke was great. d comes out to s via a figurine. h confirms to hr that she's not into girls.
56
bouncing ferret draco. hr clues h onto draco's crush.
57
h finally tells s she's cross because he's been ignoring her. h finds out asteria never got her letter over the summer.
58
time skip. the other schools arrive. h kind of fancies krum. second review meeting with snape. s is an asshole, h has been trying to get his attention. they're both fucked up about it. goblet announces champions.
59
s drags h to the bridge to nowhere in the dungeons to chat. death eater knowledge revealed. remus is getting weaker.
60
r and s both write to snape about r.
61
h studies for the first task and spends time with s. snape meets with sirius about remus's transformation and they fight. s tells h the task is dragons.
62
s visits remus about his transformation. h visits r and s on her … [more]
fic  harry/snape  remus/sirius  hp  genderfuck  het  wip  favorite 
march 2015 by exclamations
To Recollect the Future Chapter 1, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction
Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.

+ eh. pretty clished. enjoyable as vaguely severitus timetravel fic, but i wasn't a fan of the ending. snape and harry end up in their younger bodies after they both die in the final battle.
fic  gen  hp  severitus  timetravel 
march 2015 by exclamations
Harry Potter and The Phoenix Burning Chapter 1: The Burning, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction
Harry dies at the same time as Voldemort when the killing curse backfires the second time and is sent back to Kings cross station. Now however Fawkes meets him there and sends him somewhere all together different than the Hogwarts he knows. Not Slash

+ so much fluff. basically, harry fixes everything that went wrong in the mauruder era. babby pheonix. first year only, sequel seems to be abandoned.
fic  gen  hp  timetravel  powerful!harry  fluff  adorableanimals 
march 2015 by exclamations
Blindness Chapter 1: Colors, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction
+ blind!harry that can see magic. i didn't realize that this wasn't finished, and now i'm annoyed and deeply invested. super duper over powered harry.

the rest of this is a summary of the plot so that i don't have to keep rereading whenever there's an update: ginny dies in the chamber and dumbledore kills the basilisk. harry gets a staff in what would have been second year. hermione gets brain damage from the troll and enters muggle school with harry. sirius and remus die third year, and ron ends up with lycanthropy. the ministry also gets swapped out that year. h/hr begin publishing papers in the magical world under a pseudonym. triwizard tournament ends up having 2 students from each house plus harry. this is his first time at hogwarts. harry figures out about horcruxes when he meets and kills nagini after the third task. he makes the stone dragon when fighting crouch jr afterwards. crouch finds the ring and gets possessed by a younger version of voldemort that doesn't quite understand the harry problem. harry gets grimmauld place. voldemort fails to break anyone out of azkaban and harry tears apart some dementors in front of the minister and witnesses. harry experiments with killing and reviving animals. kreacher is addicted to harry's magic and gives the locket to him. harry experiments on it before he destroys it. albus bargains with the goblins for the cup and destroys it with fiendfire. h/hr start planning on how to integrate the wizarding and muggle worlds. sixth year. harry experiments with de-aging kreacher. it doesn't work. voldemort attacks with a bunch of inferi. harry uses fiendfire and destroys ring!voldemort and crouch's souls. an auror was watching on a broom. harry ends up with the resurrection stone. ron and neville find the diadem - they give it to dumbledore. dumbledore retires. dudley gives harry a how-to sex tape. h/hr hook up. dumbledore finally gets the invisibility cloak back from neville and gives it to harry. dumbledore thinks that all the horcruxes are destroyed after talking to harry and finding out about the locket. later h/hr go into a pensieve and harry sees the horcrux in himself for the first time.
fic  harry/hermione  hp  powerful!harry  wip 
march 2015 by exclamations
Ruthless Chapter 1: Prologue: Good Intentions, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction
James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.

+ harry only makes "good" choices. hermione and theodore nott become his shadows.
bfic  harry/hermione  hp  powerful!harry 
march 2015 by exclamations
Here Lies Dualbunny: She Took Cat Pictures. A Lot. - Snakes on a Plane - (Harry Potter) - VVC Club Vivid 2007
Vid: "Snakes on a Plane"
Artist: Cobra Starship
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Awesomeness? (Oh who am I kidding...Harry/Voldemort.) Harry has *had* it with the motherfuckin' snakes on his motherfuckin' plane broom!
Spoilers: First four movies.

THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKIN' SNAKES,
ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN' PLANE !

+ this is such a crack-ish song, but it works pretty well.
fanvid  hp 
february 2015 by exclamations
Harry Potter: "Big Beat Repeat" Music Video - YouTube
Josh Powells clip-filled video for Big Beat Repeat, a bonus song found only on the CD version of the Half-Blood Prince soundtrack. Uploaded by Tannim

+ lulzy fun. :D
fanvid  hp 
february 2015 by exclamations
Ron Weasley | Little Lion Man - YouTube
Weasley is our king.

+ i kind of love this song for him, but i wish it had a more hopeful ending, though i guess acknowledging you're an asshole is the first step.
fanvid  ron/hermione  hp 
february 2015 by exclamations
How Far We've Come - YouTube
+ the first six movies. some of the "let's see how far we've come" montages were really great.
fanvid  hp 
february 2015 by exclamations
Greensilver - Vid: The Adventure (Harry Potter)
music: Angels & Airwaves

+ !!!!!!!!! neville!!!!! :D :D :D
fanvid  nevillelongbottom  hp  favorite 
february 2015 by exclamations
obsessive24: new vid - "Disarm" - Harry Potter - Draco, Draco/Harry
Fandom: Harry Potter
Song/Artist: Disarm by the Smashing Pumpkins
Duration: 3:07 minutes
Summary: Draco character, Draco/Harry. The killer in me is the killer in you.

+ the vid is good enough to make me overlook my vague hatred of draco.
fanvid  harry/draco  hp 
february 2015 by exclamations
If This Be Error - Nimori - Harry Potter - Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Harry has a simple spell to guarantee Snape's loyalty. Naturally, he makes a mess of it.

Notes: Written for Snarry Games Winter 2007, Team Wartime. Genre: humour. Prompt: Oath of fealty. Title is from Shakespeare's Sonnet 116.

Orig Link: http://www.thebejeweledgreenbottle.com/2007%20winter%20games/Team%20Wartime/nimori%20wartime.htm

+ accidental marriage. lulzy, but there aren't really any feelings in it.
fic  harry/snape  hp  marriagefic  crack 
february 2015 by exclamations
Harry Potter and the Summoner's Stone Chapter 1: A simple question, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction
A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.

+ pretty weird crossover with final fantasy. sometimes confusing because i've never played any of the games. goes until the end of second year and mostly entertaining, though the writing isn't great. don't bother with the sequel - it's abandoned and incomprehensible.
fic  gen  hp  powerful!harry  crossover  wip-abandoned 
february 2015 by exclamations
Clarke's Law - Isis - Stargate Atlantis, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

+ ata gene equals wizard, ata gene thereapy equals new wizards, wraiths kind of equal dementors. pov character is dr. carson beckett and this is plotty as opposed to shippy, which really stretched my knowledge of the canon - i watched a lot of stargate as a kid, but i've never actually seen an episode of sga. it's a fun crossover.
fic  sga  hp  crossover  gen 
january 2015 by exclamations
sshg_exchange: Gift for Windypoint
Summary: It's all about the money.

Original Prompt: Hermione and Severus have made a secretly celibate marriage of convenience to increase their pay rates as Hogwarts Professors. They are forced to publicly behave as a married couple to foil attempts to prove their marriage is a sham.

Author’s Notes: This is where I will thank my betas after the reveal. I also must say that I know I read a reference to Hermione "coming like the Hogwarts Express" elsewhere, but can't recall if it was a single usage (in which case, I fear I must have stolen it) or if it has been used several times (in which case, I'm simply relying on a cliché). Either way, it just seemed to fit so I hope I haven't stomped on any toes by using it.

+ lightly crack-ish, absolutely delightful. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
fic  snape/hermione  hp  crack  fake!dating  marriagefic  badsex  het  porn  loveconfessions  favorite 
january 2015 by exclamations
The Medean Curse: A Romantic Comedy
+ the one where harry has been cursed with impotence and snape will only brew him the antidote if he sets snape and remus up on a date. nostalgia. snape gets a makeover trope.
fic  harry/snape  hp  crack  fluff 
january 2015 by exclamations
The Spellmaker - SonnyGietzel - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Latin; a dead language with no practical applications except perhaps the deciphering of old texts and as a particularly quaint party trick.

Thankfully, as Harry finds out, Latin is not as dead as he was first taught when he decided to learn the language. It wouldn't have mattered anyway, of course; he loved Latin, and would have been proud to know it even had it been as useless as it was pretty. But in the world of Wizards, the world of Magic, Harry realizes his rare talent with words is particularly valuable in the highly complicated and controversial subject of Spell Creation, a subject he soon becomes enamored with despite having to hide his interest from everyone.

Besides, it's not like he's going Dark, after all.

+ ridiculously over precocious harry, but it does fun things with magic theory. tagged harry/voldemort, but voldemort hasn't even shown up yet and we're 70k in.
fic  hp  harry/voldemort  gen  powerful!harry  wip 
january 2015 by exclamations
Elective Affinities - Caecelia - Harry Potter - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]
It's 1976, and a strange new transfer student is about to turn Severus Snape's life on its head . . .

+ timetraveling slytherin!harry, unique because harry is never the pov character so you don't know the exact circumstances. he presents as a german 7th year transfer student assigned to room with snape. marking this as abandoned because it hasn't been updated since 2011. it doesn't leave off at a good ending point, but i don't regret reading it.
fic  harry/snape  hp  timetravel  wip-abandoned 
january 2015 by exclamations
Messing With Time Chapter 1: What The Fuck, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.

+ will probably be very long, but i'm already invested. the first thing 5yo harry does is break sirius out of azkaban.
fic  hp  gen  powerful!harry  wip 
january 2015 by exclamations
What if, when Petunia Dursley found a little boy... | ink_splotch
What if, when Petunia Dursley found a little boy on her front doorstep, she took him in? Not into the cupboard under the stairs, not into a twisted childhood of tarnished worth and neglect—what if she took him in?

Petunia was jealous, selfish and vicious. We will not pretend she wasn’t. She looked at that boy on her doorstep and thought about her Dudders, barely a month older than this boy. She looked at his eyes and her stomach turned over and over. (Severus Snape saved Harry’s life for his eyes. Let’s have Petunia save it despite them).

Let’s tell a story where Petunia Dursley found a baby boy on her doorstep and hated his eyes—she hated them. She took him in and fed him and changed him and got him his shots, and she hated his eyes up until the day she looked at the boy and saw her nephew, not her sister’s shadow. When Harry was two and Vernon Dursley bought Dudley a toy car and Harry a fast food meal with a toy with parts he could choke on Petunia packed her things and got a divorce.

Harry grew up small and skinny, with knobbly knees and the unruly hair he got from his father. He got cornered behind the dumpsters and in the restrooms, got blood on the jumpers Petunia had found, half-price, at the hand-me-down store. He was still chosen last for sports. But Dudley got blood on his sweaters, too, the ones Petunia had found at the hand-me-down store, half price, because that was all a single mother working two secretary jobs could afford for her two boys, even with Vernon’s grudging child support.

**||** [3.521 words]

Ficcish meta in which Petunia isn't kind, precisely, but she is good and fierce and strong. Things play out to much of the same result, ultimately, but there are some notable differences along the way.
fic  meta  gen  hp  via:blueMeridian 
january 2015 by exclamations
Whispers in Corners - esama - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle [Archive of Our Own]
Mycroft Holmes/Harry Potter, Everything started with a stumble - his new life in a new world as well as his surprisingly successful career as a medium.

+ harry is the most laid-back, matter-of-fact medium ever. he hopped dimensions and is now stuck in the sherlock universe, where he comes to the attention of mycroft.
fic  hp  sherlock  crossover 
december 2014 by exclamations
Crumbling Pedestal Chapter 1: Prologue, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction
Harry's date with Voldemort at the conclusion of the Triwizard tournament didn't go quite as planned. Fate steps in with a 'unique' opportunity, offering Harry the chance to live and mature in the past. For a while, anyway.

time travel, the founders, moderate super!Harry,
identity hopping, clichés...

+ 180k posted in 43 chapters on ff.net. i hate ff.net, but the story was like crack for me, so i dealt with it.
fic  harry/snape  hp  timetravel  powerful!harry  kidfic 
december 2014 by exclamations
Swingers - Snegurochka - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Blaise threw the best coin parties in town: all you had to do was show up with something in mind, something your spouse would never do, and drop your coin in the bowl. The magic would do the rest to find your match. One spectacular shag later, you'd worked it out of your system. Theoretically, that is.

6,700 words. NC-17. Equal parts Draco/Hermione & Ron/Pansy (from established Ron/Hermione & Draco/Pansy - EWE). Anal sex (the Draco/Hermione) & light D/s (the Ron/Pansy). Written for Kinky Kristmas. December 2010.

+ ridiculous kinky porn.
fic  hermione/draco  ron/pansy  hp  porn  kink  d/s_bdsm  hetanal  het 
november 2014 by exclamations
In the Red - Dinkel - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Severus was happy that he survived the war, he really was. Mostly because that meant no more life and death situations, no more looking over his shoulder and waiting for the other shoe to drop, no more Harry Potter. Of course that was before Potter invited himself for tea...

Tags: Life Debt, Forced Marriage, Post Hogwarts, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence

+ where the canon divergence happens is pretty fuzzy - references horcruxes, but voldemort seems to have been defeated when harry is in his early 20s. harry seems to be an unspeakable, but that term is never used. snape pov. harry calls in one of snape's life debts to force him into marriage. harry's characterization has pretty much nothing to do with his in the books, but that never really matters to me much.
fic  harry/snape  hp  powerful!harry  marriagefic 
november 2014 by exclamations
All Hallow's Eve - New York - WhisperingDarkness - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
But instead of attacking the 'Avengers', the wizard turned to his summoner. "I'm afraid you must have misinterpreted whatever mystical whats-it you used to summon me here…"

The man opened his mouth; possibly to start a well-reasoned discussion of this fact, but there was an even higher probability that the robed man would start raving or cackling again – so the wizard wisely decided not to give him that chance. Harry quickly continued his explanation, his voice having taken on a slight lecturing aspect that made him sound like a teacher dealing with a particularly dense child: "From what I understand you meant to summon Death and become its Master and then fulfil all sorts of nefarious plans."

The wizard waited patiently for the crazy guy's vehement nod before he continued "Hmm… but you see, you did not summon Death and became his Master. You summoned The Master of Death."

The villain opened and closed his mouth a few times in some sort of stunned disbelief.

"A common mistake." Harry said kindly, even though he had never been mistaken for Death before… Actually, he didn't think he really looked the part either; he was still wearing casual clothes because he had been grocery shopping, he wasn't even wearing his Halloween costume yet.


+ short and cute.
fic  avengers  hp  crossover  fluff  crack 
november 2014 by exclamations
Flowers, Hold the Funeral - amusewithaview - Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Buffy jumps... and lands in someone's womb.

+ only goes until buffy and harry are eight, so not very satisfying. the dursleys are a loving family in this.
fic  hp  btvs  crossover  kidfic 
november 2014 by exclamations
Quidditch in the Rough, or How Potter Got His Groove Back - Femme (femmequixotic), noeon (noe) - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
A bad breakup. Pudd United's worst Quidditch season in years. Harry's life is on a downward spiral, and just when he thinks things can't get worse, the new team owner arrives: Pansy bloody Parkinson.

+ it's in first person and is very much a sporting story with vague wizarding references. pretty much original fic.
fic  harry/pansy  hp  het  find.replace 
september 2014 by exclamations
Old Country - astolat - Supernatural, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
just as weird and ridiculous as it was the first time i read it. dean inherits a wizarding title and then they end up at hogwarts.
fic  wincest  supernatural  hp  crossover 
july 2014 by exclamations
jenna_thorn - A Run in Tights - Harry Potter - Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
"I've got an idea... ." Hermione looked up slowly. "But I don't think you're going to like it much."

"Does it involve the Killing Curse?" Harry asked.

"No."

"Then it's better than the alternative."

"Mr. Malfoy is the only one who's ever actually seen any of us and quite honestly, I doubt he'd recognize us out of robes anyway. The others are just looking for two boys and a girl, all wizards in training. If you and I keep Ron quiet, we can pass as Muggle girls."

"Girls?"

"Not boys, Harry."

"Muggles?"

"Not wizards, Ron."

"Why do I have to stay quiet?"

"Say refrigerator, Ron."

"Re-rid-fr...bollocks."
fic  gen  hp  crack  crossdressing  via:shamelessly_mkp 
june 2014 by exclamations
The Uncle - copperbadge - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Remus had the Dursleys whacked. Tactfully, of course, and well after Harry left the house.

remus is a gangster. delicious crack.
fic  remus/sirius  hp  crack 
april 2014 by exclamations
Night-blooming heartsease - julad - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Snape swooped around the room like a giant bat, adding ingredients to some cauldrons and stirring others. Then he stopped and tapped his wand against the benchtop impatiently. "Well? What is so important that I must risk a vital brew of Animaserum by having you in the room with it?"

His tongue was so dry, he didn't know how he would ever get the words out. "Heartsease, Professor." There, that wasn't so hard. He took a deep breath. Dementors were worse, surely.

Inspired by Transfigurations by Resonant.
This is a prequel to Transfigurations, begun as a birthday present to Resonant, at least two birthdays ago. Best laid plans, etc. This departs from canon when Transfigurations does, after PoA, and I've tried to avoid using anything from the later books.

Please note: There's a quote at the start of the story, and it's there to serve as a gentle reminder for those who've read Transfigurations, and a warning for those who haven't.
Then George raised his glass. "To Neville Longbottom," he said ... "And to Severus Snape, may he rest in whatever he prefers instead of peace." -- Transfigurations by Resonant

i finally got around to reading this, and i'm probably going to have to go reread transfigurations now. the canon divergence was hard to figure out sometimes, but oh well.
fic  neville/snape  hp  characterdeath 
april 2014 by exclamations
The Love of a Good Wizard - SweetSorcery - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
harry goes back in time with pansy to make voldemort fall in love before he opens the chamber of secrets. i hated everything after climax, but it was mostly fun.
fic  harry/voldemort  hp  bfic  timetravel  au 
march 2014 by exclamations
Calculation
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate.

loling. it was pretty generic right up until the halfway point when harry was sorted into the position of headmaster instead of one of the houses.
fic  gen  hp  au  harrypotter  crack  via:Severusslave 
march 2014 by exclamations
The Student Chapter 1, a Harry Potter + Discworld Crossover fanfic | FanFiction
What if Harry had a couple of ... slightly different teachers when he was still small? A little outside influence isn't going to hurt anyone.

i enjoy hp badfic so much more than any other type of badfic.
fic  gen  hp  harrypotter  powerful!harry  crossover  crack  addamsfamily  discworld 
march 2014 by exclamations
Courtship Rituals - Meri - Harry Potter - Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Snape is ordered to court Harry Potter.

snape is such a fuckhead in this, but i was sucked into it anyway.
fic  harry/snape  hp  marriagefic 
march 2014 by exclamations
Escaping the Paradox - Meri - Harry Potter - Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
harry gets sent back in time to severus's first year at hogwarts and becomes his mentor.
fic  harry/snape  hp  timetravel 
march 2014 by exclamations
Blue Sunny Day - firethesound - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Years ago, Harry Potter disappeared from the Wizarding World. When Draco spots him at a club in Muggle London, well, he just can't resist the opportunity that presents itself.

pretty fun.
fic  harry/draco  hp  vampire 
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