exclamations + hockey   106

bad news - applecrumbledore - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
If normal people are butter knives, Sid is a broadsword.

+ apparently crosby and this claude person are mortal enemies irl. that end up banging in this fic. i'm afraid to google claude giroux based on the descriptions. at one point this talks about sid tonguing a gap in his front teeth. lol hockey. D: the fic itself is sweet and there is unprepped porn.
fic  hockey  fluff 
june 2016 by exclamations
Bloom - oflights - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Instead of coming back from his concussion right away, Sidney takes some time to have a baby by accident.
Theoretically, pregnant male hockey players have rights to paternity leave, but there’s no precedent for anyone taking advantage of it, no public examples of male pregnancy in hockey to follow. Nobody wants to be the first. Sidney definitely doesn’t want to be the first.

+ i haven't read mpreg in awhile. it was time. sid and geno have been fucking around for years, but geno is too far in the russian closet to actually date sid. which is not a dynamic i see in in fic very often. added to the mpreg, this one was different.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  mpreg  pregnancy  h/c  via:pkoceres 
june 2016 by exclamations
Hockey RPF - Pass It On, by knight_tracer, thefourthvine mostly Sid gen, but some Sid/Geno
Sid inadvertently becomes the person you text for advice about pretty much anything. In the meantime, he pines. Well written!
hockey  sidney/geno  geno/sidney  gen  length:5k-15k  via:northern 
august 2015 by exclamations
A Not-So-Great Divide - marycontraire - Hockey RPF, Sports RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Sid isn’t sure who decides it's a good idea for him and Giroux to room together so they can Learn To Get Along and Not Fuck Up The Team Dynamics, but it’s clearly someone who is nowhere near as funny as he obviously thinks he is.







This was supposed to be a funny fic about Crosby and Giroux antagonizing each other at the Sochi Olympics, but it somehow wound up being semi-serious and focused on what happens when you have to trust someone you would never choose to trust.
fic  gen  hockey 
august 2015 by exclamations
as many kinds of love as there are hearts - 7iris - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
When Geno is ready to adopt, the summer before the season starts, he goes through a private agency. He gets a lawyer, just to be on the safe side, and he tells the guys what he’s doing, but the person he talks to the most about it is Sid.

+ pretending to be married fluff.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  fluff  kidfic 
august 2015 by exclamations
Beer League MVP (among other things) - thenorthface - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
When he glanced up at the sound of the door chiming, he saw a stunningly handsome guy, tall and broad shouldered with a quiet confidence in the set of his body. He’d be just Kaner’s type if it wasn’t for the fact that one of his eyes was puffy, and his lip was split.

"I’m not lookin’ for any trouble," Kaner said, stiffening. It wouldn’t be the first time that some neighborhood thug decided he was an easy target because of his leg and tried to start something, only to be sorely proven wrong. He was tougher than he looked.

(or the one where the only person in Chicago who doesn't know who Patrick Kane's boyfriend is, is Patrick Kane)

Tags: Mistaken Identity, Alternate Universe - Bar/Pub, Misunderstandings, Career Ending Injury

+ cute, but it ends once the misunderstanding is resolved, and i kind of wanted it to keep going.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  au 
june 2015 by exclamations
Switch Hitter - Snickfic - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Geno's a dom and only a dom, Sidney's a sub who doms sometimes but only because people keep asking her nicely, and all their feelings for each other are entirely platonic.

Yeah right.

+ unexpected femdom! sidney is a woman and a sub. geno is still a dude and a dom.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  genderfuck  d/s_bdsm  het 
april 2015 by exclamations
something old, something new - longtime_lurker - Hockey RPF, Sports RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Jonny's standard canned press response is that he loves Kaner like a sister...which is perfectly true, if you’re talking like on Game of Thrones.

+ most of this is porn with a really adorable relationship discussion at the end. semi-public bareback first time wall sex with oral afterward. i don't remember what you call it when the guy licks up his leaking come after vaginal sex.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  genderfuck  het  porn  kink  loveconfessions  fluff 
april 2015 by exclamations
You Make It Look Good - Ferritin4 - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Nylon calls him on Tuesday for a thing on the weekend, and he says sure, if Sunday’s okay. They do weirder, more avant-garde shit than he’s ever really up for on an intellectual level, but on an intellectual level modeling is mostly stupid. “It’s just some sweaters,” they tell him, so he gears up for wearing some sweaters while riding creepy neon reindeer or being buried face-down in artificial snow, because he knows how the fuckers at Nylon think.

The fuckers at Nylon apparently think it’s cool to waste a bunch of his time by hiring a photographer who doesn’t even start setting up until noon, and then he spends like six fucking years moving chairs around and then, finally, he says, “Where’s the model?” so Jonny sticks his book under his chair and gets up.

“Oh,” the photographer says, “hey. Cool. Can you run out and get me some coffee?”

“Uh,” Jonny says, “no? Then we’ll start even later.”

“Wait,” the guy says, shoving some ugly fucking Raggedy Andy blond curls off his face, “you? You’re the model?”

+ preposterous, but mostly cute.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  fluff  au  find.replace 
march 2015 by exclamations
Jonathan B. T. Kane by thenorthface
1,000 words | For a few months, he forgets about it. He’s dating Kaner and it’s going well and they’re winning and he loves winning and it’s all great. Then, he’s watching game highlights and Eddie slips and announces, “A great goal to Jonathan Kane!”

That makes Jonny thinks about it again. About J. Kane leading the Hawks in scoring over P. Kane or Sharpy calling him ‘Kaner’ to piss Pat off...

[the one where Jonny takes Kaner's last name when they get married]

// Last name porn, kind of
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  marriagefic  fluff  via:jerakeen 
march 2015 by exclamations
Tympani - demotu - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
jonny discovers he has a magic prostate, which leads to buddyfucking with patrick, which leads to jonny realising he's not as straight as he thought he was, which leads to realising he's in love with pat. all kinds of gorgeous, for the most part, and also so much hot sex.

Tags: Coming Untouched, oversensitivity, Multiple Orgasms, Prostate Milking, Anal Play, Sex Toys, Dildos, Masturbation, talking about sex, Sexual exploration, mild sexuality crisis, Mild Internalized Homophobia, First Time, buddyfucking, Friends to Lovers, Future Fic, Top!Patrick, bottom!Jonny

+ yep. 45k of mostly porn. and it's good. the reddit inspiration link is pretty lol worthy.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  futurefic  porn  kink  sextoys  via:szallj 
march 2015 by exclamations
Between the Pipes - torigates - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Jonny was the host of his own home reno show. Patrick needed to buy a house.

+ not grate, but it's the first home renovation show au that i've ever seen.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  au  find.replace 
february 2015 by exclamations
Like That Taylor Swift Song - cheesewithmy - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Sid starts dating guys over the summer. Geno has no problems with that, in theory. In practice, all of Sid's boyfriends are horrible. Geno hates every single one of them.

+ i wasn't a huge fan of geno's pov, but sidney's pining was good and achy. emotional porn.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey 
february 2015 by exclamations
Frost Warning - cheesewithmy - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Sidney's life has always been different, but when he's hired in the middle of the school-year to replace the missing kindergarten teacher of a small town, things take a turn for the weird, even for him. There's a friendly bear. There's something wicked out in the woods. It's up to Sidney to figure everything out while trying to get settled in his new home.

+ magical realism fic where geno is a werebear and sidney is a witch. it's pretty enjoyable as original fiction.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  au  find.replace 
february 2015 by exclamations
Make His Brown Eyes Blue - jezziejay - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Jonny's an FBI agent. Patrick's on the Most Wanted list. Occasionally they tie each other up and make out.

Notes: Lighthearted silliness that I finished last night while watching the AS Skills Challenge. I had the ending once I saw - I envision us as partners in crime. If you can handwave most of the Chicago based FBI being Canadian, then the rest shouldn't be too much of a stretch. Even though the whole thing is very much a stretch.

Tags: Cop/Thief Au, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Very Unlikely Situations

+ ridiculous and cute. white collar-ish?
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  au  crack  fluff 
january 2015 by exclamations
Strangers When We Met - lupinus - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Zhenya’s just leaving the practice rink when he notices him for the first time. The guy’s standing outside the front entrance, staring at the sign and biting his full bottom lip. There’s something familiar about him, but Zhenya can’t place him. He must be mistaken—surely he would have remembered that ass if not the face.

The summer before Zhenya starts in the NHL, he meets an adorable tourist who's too irresistible not to take home.

Prompt: The summer after the lockout, they're not sure if Geno will be joining them for the season. Sid flies out to Russia with his phrasebook to try some personal persuasion. Geno gets entirely the wrong idea about why this vaguely-familiar looking guy is following him around trying to strike up conversations.
(Prompt tweaked slightly, takes place in the summer of ’07, after Sid’s second year in the NHL.)

+ really contrived, but still cute. i'm a little disturbed that i know enough hockey canon now to pick out where this fails at it (for this pairing at least).
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey 
january 2015 by exclamations
sing each song twice over - uraneia - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
After he retires, Sid retreats to the Canadian wilderness and no one in the public hears from him for two years. But it's not like anyone forgets about him. Especially not Geno, who still keeps in touch by phone and e-mail, though he longs for more.

Geno is facing the prospect of life without the NHL when Sid's autobiography comes out. Suddenly everyone wants a comment. Geno didn't even know Sid was writing an autobiography.

But he knows now, and he knows--there’s no way to read Sid’s book except as a love letter to Geno, and even if he only meant it as a hockey love letter, it still is. Only Sid won't answer his calls.

Geno resolves to ask him about it in person. One problem: he has to find him first.

Warning: This story deals with the death of a beloved pet. If you've lost a pet recently or are facing such a loss in the near future, you may wish to put this story aside.

+ it's sweet.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  futurefic  adorableanimals  fluff 
january 2015 by exclamations
learning curve - demotu - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
For Patrick, half the point of coming out was to finally be able to have decent sex. He just wasn't expecting it to be with Jonny.

+ 70k of buddy fucking. i was reading for the coming out trope, but it was fairly light on that front. above average porn, but otherwise pretty generic hockey fic.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey 
january 2015 by exclamations
but here's my number - ifonlynotnever - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
"Um. Yeah," says Jamie. Tyler fistpumps again. "Who... is this?"

"You're a dude," says Tyler. "That's pretty cool."

[or: Tyler is drunk, and Jamie's number is just there.]

+ this is short and cute and doesn't reference hockey at all. a drunk guy calls a number written on a bathroom stall wall.
fic  hockey  find.replace  fluff 
december 2014 by exclamations
It's a Rich Man's World - derryderrydown - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Sid strips to finance his hockey habit. Geno attempts to tip with hockey gear. Somehow, they make it work.

+ ridiculous premise, cute execution.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  au  whorefic  fluff 
december 2014 by exclamations
still into you - altri_uccelli - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
It's not even 12 hours after Jonny discovers he's a girl that he's sprawled on an itchy sofa, biting on his fist and being eaten out by Patrick Kane. He can't believe that a day exists in which having oral sex with Kaner, his oldest friend on the team and frequently a pain in his ass, is not the weirdest thing to happen.

+ the het porn while tazer is genderswapped is hot. the rest is just okay.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  genderswap  het  porn 
november 2014 by exclamations
Romantic Motherfucking Best - lightgetsin - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin, bros with benefits to lovers

+ i still have pretty much no idea who these guys are, but the porn and the basic scenario were good.
fic  hockey  fluff  porn 
september 2014 by exclamations
Light's Always Yellow
One minute after the Third Worst Sex of Jonathan Toews’ life:

+ i'm always a sucker for bad sex.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  badsex  via:ew_no 
september 2014 by exclamations
something real or something wonderful - cathedralhearts - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Evgeni Malkin is thirteen when he soul bonds.

eh. parts hit the right notes, but there was a lot of by the numbers stuff in between.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  au  soulbonding 
april 2014 by exclamations
Envy The Rain - LadyJanelly - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
It’s the kind of thing Pat has only seen in niche kink porn, two subs sceneing together. It can’t possibly be something that works, can it?

d/s au plus rape recovery.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  au  d/s_bdsm  kink  h/c 
march 2014 by exclamations
put your money where your mouth is - demotu - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Honestly, Pat isn't sure how they got here. He's had a lot to drink, and they've been engaged in about four hours of what was Mario Kart war but turned into an epic Smash Bros. tournament, and somewhere along the way bets that required badges of honour were made, except instead of badges of honour somebody—okay, probably Pat—decided they were to be badges of shame, and somebody—again, probably Pat—decided the winner got to mark the loser so everybody could heckle him until it faded.

Hickies, Marking, Exhibitionism, Public Sex, Bets & Wagers, Gay Chicken
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  porn  kink  fluff 
march 2014 by exclamations
I Got a Love (That Keeps Me Waiting) - svmadelyn - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
There's a lot of different ways this summary could go, like:

Patrick Kane gets more than a gold medal in Sochi.

Or, the classic: It's too late to pull out now.

Or: Patrick Kane continues to thrive in high pressure situations.

Or: Patrick Kane gets knocked up, goes to White Castle, and finds love, not necessarily in that order.

But, ultimately, all that really matters is this: Patrick Kane is keeping his baby.

just as satisfying as everyone has said. the first half was sometimes a little too perfect, but the second half was just right.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  mpreg  kidfic 
february 2014 by exclamations
I Know Where to Start - rsadelle - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Sex is easy. Sex they can get. It's all the other things they want that they depend on each other for.

non-sexual 24/7 d/s and bdsm. it didn't really work for me, but it was interesting. sort of sterile feeling.
fic  carter/richards  hockey  d/s_bdsm 
january 2014 by exclamations
88 Dates - troubles - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
a Bachelor AU, where film star Patrick Kane is going on 88 Dates and Jonny goes on more than a few of them.

crackish, but adorable.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  au 
january 2014 by exclamations
Boys and Hungry Hearts (Know Just What They Want) - rsadelle - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Tyler comes out (over and over again), dates, hooks up, and eventually meets a guy.
"Dude, this is the farthest anyone has ever gone to get laid."

almost 80k of pretty much original fic, since i had no idea who tyler seguin was before this. some cute coming out moments, but it really is mostly just him hooking up with guys and figuring out how dating works. it was a little weird that anal was never mentioned once, not even as something he just wasn't into.
fic  hockey  via:k.shapiro  find.replace 
january 2014 by exclamations
Like Other Girls - BlackEyedGirl - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Pat's relationship with the media has been fraught since she was drafted, second round, home to Buffalo. Her relationship with her new Captain, when she eventually winds up in Chicago a couple of years later, doesn't start off a whole lot better. But by the time she's flying back from Biel, she's willing to admit that she had missed their thing just a little, weird as he's always been around her.

kaner, sidney, and a few other players have been genderswapped. more about how that changes things than the pairing, and ilit. :D
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  genderfuck 
january 2014 by exclamations
so call me maybe - eiirene - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Kaner is not a hot girl. Tazer likes him anyway.

phone number shenanigans.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey 
january 2014 by exclamations
flies like a moron - Fic: Julia Roberts Sits on a Throne of Lies (1/?)
This is the one where Toews is not that good at being a hooker, and Kaner is very bad at buying sex. Set during what would have been the Blackhawks' Stanley Cup season.

some great not good enough emotional porn. sadly seems to be abandoned. :(
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  au  whorefic  wip-abandoned  porn 
december 2013 by exclamations
A Month of Sundays - Kelfin - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Unlike some guys, who freak out when things get even a little bit gay, Erik is fine with this stuff. Erik's not even fazed when Gabe's attempts at flirting with him start to get semi-public, a fact that, by his own judgment, makes him at least five to seven times more tolerant than your average forward-thinking American.

religious gay-angst. 60k of really well done religious gay-angst. i have no idea who these guys are, but there are twitter photos of the swedish dude, and it was kind of nice to be able to picture an actually attractive guy while reading hockey fic!
fic  ericjohnson/gabriellandeskog  hockey 
december 2013 by exclamations
Undoing - Charli J (gigantic) - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
When Mike was in his early 20s, he accidentally started sleeping with a demon.

demons! not a get together story, since they're already together, but definitely still a love story. :D
fic  carter/richards  hockey  demons 
december 2013 by exclamations
you could make a life
fuck tumblr. clicking through 63 pages just to get all the backstory is so fucking annoying, especially when you have to do it in reverse so that things make sense. >:( that said, i'm now subscribed to this so that i can stay up to date, because i love this original hockey series to pieces. and i've learned way more about hockey from it than i ever wanted to know.
fic  meta  hockey  originalfic 
november 2013 by exclamations
a belated gift - imogenedisease - Original Work, Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
i was already in love with this series, and then the last fic turned out to be a gloriously ridiculous threesome. :D original hockey fic, with one of the guys being a hot shot, while the other is just a middle of the road player that gets sent down to the feeder teams a couple times. it did lots of interesting plot things that you can't rly do with the actual real people, since they're all stars.
fic  originalfic  hockey  gsf  porn  favorite 
november 2013 by exclamations
Be Thou My Ally by ingenius
Hockey RPS, Blackhawks, AU, Toews/Kane. "Patrick is a priest of Aphrodite and Jonathan has a debt to pay." So Aphrodite's the patron of Chicago, and Jon, who doesn't really hold with all that religion stuff, makes a rash promise to "fucking blow the first priest I see" if only they pull out of their slump -- and now the team's holding him to it.
"Yeah man," the priest says once Jon has finished telling him about the skate-blade and his coach refusing to let him out on the ice, "That sounds like the lady’s work." He talks like a college frat boy, nothing at all like Jon was expecting and keeps stopping to lick his lips and push his stupid curly hair off of his forehead. Television’s been lying to Jon all these years about priests and priestesses being all knowing and wise and full of compassion. "You shouldn't make promises you’re not going to keep. The lady takes that shit personally."
// Modern AU where everyone worships ancient gods and suchlike, and Kane's a temple "counsellor." Generally uneasy about AU fics where A has the usual job/B doesn't, but this one's kind of fun with HEA, and the dubcon implications are fairly gentle. [Locked fic, log in to read.]
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  au  via:zhena 
november 2013 by exclamations
King and Lionheart - thehoyden - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
+ arranged marriage where they both choose it, it's everyone else that thinks they're a little weird. slight au where russia is a little bit more crazy, which is why they needed the marriage to get geno.

i have reread this one so many times and it's still satisfying every time.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  marriagefic  au  favorite 
october 2013 by exclamations
Like herding Penguins - GreatRedNorth - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Scott loves his job. He literally spends his days herding Penguins. (It's kind of like herding cats. Which he also herds. Carefully.)

oh. my. god. animal transformations. outsider pov.
fic  crosby/malkin  gen  hockey  crack  fluff  au  adorableanimals 
october 2013 by exclamations
Cyrillic Text - aohatsu - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
The jumble of weird letters on Sidney’s wrist are different than everyone else’s—different than his mom’s, or his dad’s, and when Taylor gets big enough for the whole name to show up on her wrist, it’ll be different too.

i'm not a fan of the soulmate tattoo trope, but this one worked all right for me, mostly because there was never any misunderstanding about the tattooed names. the other two fics in this series weren't bad, but the trope still bugged me.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  soulbonding 
august 2013 by exclamations
love is a contact sport - hazel, mermaid - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
"And the tragic reality of Patrick's life is that even though they broke up over a year ago, he and Johnny still play beautiful hockey together."
A high school AU, featuring dream-fish, bad movie dates, and a little bit of magic.

codependent soulbond fic, starts in high school and goes through their professional career.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  highschool  soulbonding 
august 2013 by exclamations
I'm Your Handyman - Lenore - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Patrick breaks things, Johnny fixes them, and then there are feelings; or a tale of home repair and boys being really, really dumb.

eh.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  porn  kink 
august 2013 by exclamations
Closed Fracture - lightgetsin - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
"You're on Puck Daddy," Taylor said, instead of a greeting.
Sidney sank back into the pillows. "So? What's new?"
"The headline is 'Best Hockey Player in the World Sidney Crosby Taken Out by Eight Year Old, Breaks Arm in Mite Hockey Game.'"

more about coming out to friends and family than anything else.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  h/c 
july 2013 by exclamations
Emissions Free - lightgetsin - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
"Sid," Geno said, jogging down the stairs two days later. "You not like jizz. Is like shoes thing, or like chunky peanut butter thing?" Sidney had strong feelings about his shoes, but he grudgingly acknowledged that manufacturers continued to issue updated models every few months, so his running shoes were never quite the same even though he always bought the same brand and style. Chunky peanut butter, on the other hand, was inviolate. You did not fuck with the chunky peanut butter.

Or, as I titled the document, Jizz: a love story.

this may win the prize for most neurotic sidney crosby.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  kink  porn 
july 2013 by exclamations
Take You There - lightgetsin - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
they go on vacation and figure out ass fucking. this one's pretty hot.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  porn 
july 2013 by exclamations
Password Protected - lightgetsin - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
kaner's ass is password protected, all access only granted by johnny. more of a fascinating idea than actually hot.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  kink 
july 2013 by exclamations
The Scars Give It All Away - Calliotrope (Xris) - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
okay i finally understand why all the hockey werewolf fics are getting tons of saves. good worldbuilding, i just wish there weren't so many damn hockey players.
fic  au  crosby/malkin  hockey  werewolves 
july 2013 by exclamations
through the mirrored maze - sesame_seed - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Jonathan's relationship with his daemon is different from anyone else's.

the hockey is incidental to the hdm world exploration.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  fusion_au  hisdarkmaterials 
june 2013 by exclamations
I Like the Way I Smell on You - iBear - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Sidney Crosby isn't the only omega playing in the NHL, but he is the only one suffering from heat-delay.

has great 'not good enough'/'doesn't want me' emotional porn, but the misunderstanding is stupid and doesn't make sense, so it soured the rest of the fic for me.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  alpha/beta/omega  h/c 
may 2013 by exclamations
industry of actual boys - dimbleby - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Geno laughs, and it’s a loud, startling sound. “Sidney Crosby say I skate well. He mean, for photographer.”

it rly was kind of adorable.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  au  fluff 
may 2013 by exclamations
I'm Filthy and You're Gorgeous - derryderrydown - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
The thing is, Sid's filthy. Or he's pretty sure he would be, if somebody would just give him a chance to be filthy.

sidney has a thing for sex toys and russians. loling.
fic  crosby/malkin  crosby/ovechkin  hockey  porn  kink  crack 
may 2013 by exclamations
I Don't Think You're Ready - siegeofangels - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Sydney Crosby's sophomore year as the only woman in the NHL. No pressure or anything.

:D
fic  hockey  gen  genderfuck 
april 2013 by exclamations
take a step before running - magneticwave - Teen Wolf (TV), Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Stiles wants to win for America, okay? He wants to bone that constipated expression off of Derek Hale’s face on a bed strewn with American flags while Bruce Springsteen plays in the background and a bald eagle watches through the window with a single tear rolling down its cheek.

lol. stiles is a hockey player, derek a figure skater. background kaner/tazer.
fic  derek/stiles  teenwolf  fusion_au  hockey  olympics 
march 2013 by exclamations
Fastening One Heart to Every Falling Thing - thefourthvine - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
the anti-soulbond fic. sidney is a super psychic space toaster (thefourthvine's own term), while geno is a psychic null that can't bond.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  soulbonding 
march 2013 by exclamations
a light-handed approach to regulation - hazel - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
This is a political fic written from the point of view of a character who isn't very political. Further notes about what that entails are at the end.

counter culture a/b/o fic. basically, kaner is a horrible alpha, but that's alright because tazer is also a horrible omega.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  alpha/beta/omega  porn 
march 2013 by exclamations
Twist in my Sobriety - jezziejay - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
“We should have sober sex,” Patrick says, rolling his neck until it pops loudly. He really should be thinking about getting up off of the floor.

“Why would we do that?” Jonny asks, twisting to look down at Patrick like he just suggested that they throw puppies into traffic.

boys being stupid, but they work through it. and the soppy declaration made me smile more than it made me wince! :D
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  favorite 
march 2013 by exclamations
Duck Tales - chaoticallyclev - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
one of the hockey players is a duckling. there are also adorable duckling pictures.
fic  hockey  crack 
march 2013 by exclamations
The Way I (Fuck) Should Be Famous - Sambomaster - Hockey RPF, Sports RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Kaner apparently starred in a porno at some point in his life. Jonny becomes very, very invested in watching it. Repeatedly.

idk why i get so annoyed when pwp is misused, but this does have a plot. it's entirely porn based, but there is a plot.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  kink  porn 
march 2013 by exclamations
If I Took You Home (It’d Be a Home Run) - svmadelyn - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
tazer is determined to try having a relationship with kaner. even after he finds out about kaner's huge dick. eh.
fic  hockey  kaner/tazer  kink 
january 2013 by exclamations
you'll never have to wonder - nebulia - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
sidney is telepathic, which explains why he never touches anyone. geno and a few other players are also telepathic.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  telepathy 
january 2013 by exclamations
Flip Shut, Hang Up - thehoyden, twentysomething - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
i've still never seen a hockey game outside of a movie, but i enjoy alexander ovechkin way too much.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  crack 
november 2012 by exclamations
Des Plus Brillants Exploits - twentysomething - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
this was pretty adorable friends becoming something more fic for the first 3/4s. A genderswapped sid has to play for the women's team at the 2010 olympics.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  genderfuck  het 
november 2012 by exclamations
Translations - jezziejay - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
mostly blah, but then it got to the light bondage and i started loling.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  d/s_bdsm  fluff 
october 2012 by exclamations
say it with flowers - hazel - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
He manages to ignore the plants cooing at them after that, even the begonia asking afterwards if this means he’s going to produce fruit now.

lol.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey 
october 2012 by exclamations
Enough To Crush Your Veins - doctor_denmark - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
the misunderstandings weren't as annoying as i usually find them, but it dragged a lot in the second half. au where one of the hockey players is inexplicably a washed out figure skater instead and becomes a nanny.
fic  hockey  au  kidfic 
october 2012 by exclamations
Morning to Wake You - oflights - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
the one where sidney fucks everyone but geno, right up until the very end.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey 
october 2012 by exclamations
Natural Selection - Lake (beyond_belief) - Hockey RPF, Sports RPF [Archive of Our Own]
au where one of the kings dudes got hurt ten years ago and became a teacher. deliciously understated in how bad at feelings they both are.
fic  carter/richards  hockey  favorite 
october 2012 by exclamations
A More Perfect Fall - forochel - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
Tazer has a son and Kaner is his son's kindergarten teacher. standardly cute. skippable porn though.
fic  kaner/tazer  hockey  kidfic  au 
october 2012 by exclamations
A Sacred Exchange - rsadelle - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]
stupidly cute. sid gets a dream from geno over the summer. pretty much gen.
fic  crosby/malkin  hockey  telepathy  kidfic  fluff 
september 2012 by exclamations
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