The Changeling - Annerb - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

+ this is a pretty great ginny fic, but it mostly fits itself into cannon and doesn't change anything, which was slightly disappointing.
fic  hp  harry/ginny  gen 
19 days ago
new rules - kafkian - Thor (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
‘Oh good, more excellent ideas from Thor,’ Loki sighs with a total and complete lack of enthusiasm. ‘Can’t I just push Heimdall down the stairs or something?’

‘How is that a good deed?’ Thor asks, bewildered.

‘It would give everyone a good laugh,’ Loki says, the corner of his mouth twitching. ‘I’m laughing on the inside just picturing it.’

---

In which Loki is roped into cleaning up his act to reassure the people that he isn't planning on betraying them (again), while Thor spends far too much time explaining that no, they aren’t sleeping together.

+ sweet.
fic  thor  thor/loki 
20 days ago
Laying Siege - astolat - Game of Thrones (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“Marry me instead,” Jaime said.

+ i have a hard time reading got/asoif fic because the idea of any of the characters getting a happy ending just seems naive. this is very sweet though.
fic  got  jaime/brienne 
6 weeks ago
Double Agent Vader - Fialleril - Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]
The one where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion.

This is a collection of oneshots that all fit into the same universe, but posted in no particular order. Updated when the muse strikes me.

+ it's been pretty compelling and i'm really disappointed that it stopped before esb.
fic  starwars  darthvader  wip 
7 weeks ago
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming. Rated: Fiction M - English - [Harry P., OC] - Chapters: 4 - Words: 48,092 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: May 28 - Published: May 17 - Status: Complete - id: 11255223

[Harry is stranded in Westeros and finds the land almost bereft of magic. The only way back is to boost the magic so he becomes Lord Whent of Harrenhal, starts planting weirwood trees, trains Wizards and takes down the wall.]
fic  hp  got  crossover  powerful!harry  via:dievillain 
8 weeks ago
Fundamental Force Carriers by tanarill
The Sith Lord Darth Vader lived his life. He probably didn't live it well, but he lived it as well as he knew how. At the end there, he'd even managed to woman up and kill Sidious. But he was dying, and at peace with the past.

The past wasn't at peace with him.

[At Mortis Anakin from the future is brought into the present and takes over his younger self, tasked once again with the job of balancing the force.]

[The one with the physics and the anti-slavery crusade and the controlled Fall. Also the one that never gets around to the Council scene and doesn't use Anakin's name.]

+ mostly fun and enjoyable.
fic  starwars  anakin/padme  fixit  timetravel  bamf!character  via:dievillain  via:septiemestar 
8 weeks ago
Shake the Devil Out of Me - thepartyresponsible - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
The first time Jason sees Phil Coulson, he sees him in the soft, flickering light of a warehouse fire. It’s romantic, he thinks, later. Like candlelight.

Notes: Fair warning: this is Lost Days-era Jason Todd, which means there will be an alarming amount of violence in this fic.

+ jason whump with a somewhat random feeling savior!coulson. i did enjoy it though.
fic  dcu  jasontodd  philcoulson  marvel  crossover 
8 weeks ago
Potter vs Paradox by Belial666
The Girl-Who-Lived won; Magical Britain never recovered. As their world grows closer to another war, the surviving DA members concoct an elaborate plan that will see Iris Potter back in time to guide her younger self and prevent the war from ever happening. Fate however has other plans. GWL BWL, dark!Harry, timetravel, canon magic.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Chapters: 41 - Words: 136,913 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: Apr 14, 2016 - Published: Sep 4, 2015 - id: 11488906

shorter, edited ver: https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/days-of-perfect-past-harry-potter-very-cliche.454326/threadmarks?category_id=1

[In which Iris Potter goes back in time and finds herself six with a six year old temporal male twin. She rescues Sirius and Bellatrix from Azkaban and runs afoul of the older Black generation. They believe she's Dorea's illegitimate daughter and adopt her in as heir. They keep Sirius and Bellatrix hidden and start working against Voldemort. Iris befriends Harry and sees him every weekend. When they get to Hogarts, she maintains the friendship, steals the Philosopher's Stone to cure the older Blacks of a generational curse, competes with Hermione, and starts an illegal dueling club.]
fic  hp  genderfuck  wip-abandoned  powerful!harry  via:dievillain 
8 weeks ago
Fake Empires - copperbadge - DCU [Archive of Our Own]
Bruce Wayne can't possibly be as dumb as he acts, and Clark Kent isn't as ordinary as he appears.

+ pretty much no conflict.
fic  clark/bruce  dcu 
10 weeks ago
My Name is Cameron Sage - thesewarmstars - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Things are going poorly for the side of the light, and in a last-ditch effort to fulfill his destiny, Harry goes back in time to try again.

+ nothing special, but it is readable snarry. mildly powerful!harry fic, but doesn't do much with it.
fic  harry/snape  hp  powerful!harry  timetravel 
10 weeks ago
it’s cheap and it’s ethical…well, it’s...
it’s cheap and it’s ethical…well, it’s ethical…well, it’s magical really. 

a star wars vid about technology and empire 
the grand experiment // doomtree

Tags: star wars rogue one a new hope doomtree this is also just about my rogue one feelings and my leia feelings

+ mostly rogue one.
fanvid  starwars 
10 weeks ago
Her Kingdom As Great - MarbleGlove - Labyrinth (1986) [Archive of Our Own]
What's said is said, and Sarah said, "My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great." And then, of course, she lied.

+ the one where she creates a neighboring kindom called the near endless golden plains.
fic  sarah/jareth  labyrinth  futurefic 
10 weeks ago
Faded and Vague - esama - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Ten thousand years would take a toll on anyone's memory.

+ master of death!harry. crossover with vampire hunter d. d/harry.
the fic is not entirely satisfying, and occasionally internally inconsistent, but the crossover felt fresh and interesting. the sequels helped with the satisfaction.
fic  hp  powerful!harry  vampire  crossover  anime  amnesia 
10 weeks ago
RED's In This Season - Cimila - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
Eggsy Unwin may or may not have a few gaps in his official files.

Those few gaps being his grandmother, Victoria Winslow, and his grandfather, Ivan Simanov, and all the ex-KGB aunts and uncles who've helped raise him.

It's not a problem; after all, it ain't like his work life and his home life are suddenly going to overlap due to an unforeseen, potentially world ending event.

That'd be ridiculous.

Lee Unwin was the secret lovechild of Victoria and Ivan from RED, and they were none too thrilled when his involvement with Kingsman got him killed. Being the impeccable badass that she is, Victoria would not tolerate any "Dean" nonsense around her grandbaby, and let's all agree that her house is the safest place in the UK.

+ fairly ridiculous RED/kingsman crossover. not grate, but mostly entertaining in an over the top way.
fic  kingsman  RED  crossover  eggsy/harry/merlin  crack 
11 weeks ago
Burgeoning Hope - crossingwinter - Star Wars - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
When word gets out that Rey is pregnant, the Resistance is startled. Had she really slept with Luke Skywalker during her mission to bring him back from his seclusion? He’d been isolated for so long, but then again he had never seemed to have any interest in that particular pleasure of the flesh. But who else could have fathered her child?

(Spoiler alert: It wasn’t Luke Skywalker)

(Spoiler alert #2: It was Kylo Ren)
fic  rey/kylo  starwars  pregnancy  fixit 
11 weeks ago
Her Beauty and the Moonlight - BrilliantLady - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
When Harry helps Hermione find out the horrible truth - that Ron has been dosing her with love potions - she is furious. She is going to get her revenge on Ron in the most hurtful way she can think of – dating the one man he hates above all others.

+ more weasley bashing than i'm usually okay with, but the fake!dating for revenge was pretty fun.
fic  hermione/draco  hp  fake!dating 
february 2018
Hermione Granger, Demonologist Chapter 1: Real Magic, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme.

****
A very interesting AU; Hermione is still Hermione, but when your only friends are demons, your perspective on life is going to be rather skewed.

+ i stayed up way too late last night reading this. i found it adorable, but ymmv. ends after year 1, and then summarizes how things would go after that.
fic  hp  hermionegranger  gen  bamf!character  demons  via:norwich36 
february 2018
Diplomacy - Gwen77 (orphan_account) - Game of Thrones (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
It's," Lady Sansa said at last, and stopped. Brienne waited. "Have you - Brienne. I've received a, a proposal. For you."

"Yes, my lady?" Brienne said politely, still waiting, wondering if she was to be sent on some errand from the King that Sansa herself doubted the wisdom of. A proposal was an odd way of putting it.

"A proposal," Lady Sansa went on, tightly. "Of marriage."

+ this is not fluff, but it still felt like it resolved easier than they ever could have.
fic  got  jaime/brienne  marriagefic 
january 2018
Sins of the Mother - elementalv - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Life has a way of going full circle. Case in point: Dudley’s children need to be placed in care, preferably with family.

+ outsider pov.
fic  hp  gen 
january 2018
The Sum of Their Parts - holdmybeer - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.

+ just reread this and realized it kind of hits the 'my partner's dead, just kidding' vibe. ron is just held hostage, but it was almost as satisfying.
fic  hp  gen  powerful!harry  soulbonding  mpdjk 
january 2018
Something Borrowed - miss_pryss - Jupiter Ascending (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
Jupiter discovers that the one thing Caine Wise wants most in life is to be a pretty pretty bride on his wedding day. And she sets out to make that happen.

Look, I'll be frank: this is over 7000 words of pure self-indulgence. My only hope is that it scratches an itch for my recipient as well.

+ caine is the prettiest of pretty princess brides.
fic  jupiterascending  jupiter/caine  marriagefic  fluff  crack 
january 2018
Project Bang - astolat - Transformers Generation One [Archive of Our Own]
Ratchet shrugged tolerantly when Optimus asked his opinion. "I think it’s more a lark than anything, but we can all use a lark, now and then."

Notes: Ah, the creation process:

Commenter: Would you consider writing sticky?
Me: I just don't get why* Transformers would end up with human-type sexual equipment.
Brain: *crashes through the wall like Kool-Aid Man* I GOT THIS

Here, have a story.

* ("I just don't get why" is probably the starting point of 50% of my stories.)

+ i read a lot of weird shit. astolat sometimes takes it to another level.
fic  transformers  kink  porn 
january 2018
A Crooked Way to Fly - andavs - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“We can’t just leave him here to die.”

“He’s an emissary, Scott.” Derek tried to make his tone empathetic, but Scott’s tendency to fight back on everything always grated on his nerves. “His pack is gone, he won’t survive more than a day or two either way.”

“Then we should stay with him.”

Derek sighed as he studied the man for a moment; he was too pale against the fur rim of his hood, almost grey from lying out in the snow, and his cloak was stained with dark dried blood around a protruding arrow shaft. It was unlikely he would even last the night. They would probably be able to carry on in the morning with little time lost, if any.

It wasn’t a horrible idea, Derek decided reluctantly. They hadn’t been able to set up a real camp for a few weeks in the open foothills, and they were all on edge from sleeping in exposed areas. A defensible place to sleep would be good for them, even if they were surrounded by death. They would be able to give the pack proper burials, at the very least.

“Fine. One night,” Derek relented, already moving away to check on Isaac. “He’s your responsibility.”

+ vaguely tribal au is a good tag for this.
fic  derek/stiles  teenwolf  au 
january 2018
Top Ten Fantasy Novels That Have Gay People In Them | Autostraddle
The following is a list of fantasy novels* that fall somewhere between tangentially gay and really, really gay. They all fall under “read this immediately.”

+ book recs.
via:hermionemalfoy  books  recs  femslash  via:talitha78 
january 2018
All Bets Are Off - crossingwinter - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
“Fake girlfriend. What does that even mean?” Ben asks her.

Rey rests a hand on his arm, feeling the muscles underneath his sleeve. “Babe,” she says, leaning close to him. “It means we pretend we’re madly in love. Think you can pull that off for your office pool?” Ben’s eyes flicker softly between each of hers and he swallows, his Adam’s apple bobbing in his throat.

+ modern au. ben/kylo is exceptionally awkward.
fic  rey/kylo  starwars  fake!dating  au 
january 2018
bite my tongue - everender - Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
"Remember this: you are never to interfere with my orders regarding her. She is mine alone to deal with."

They flit in and out of each other's lives, always a little out of reach, and then the First Order takes Rey but Kylo Ren was not the one who ordered her capture. One-shot.

+ this could have been longer.
fic  rey/kylo  starwars 
january 2018
Beneath The Coming Frost - astolat - Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
He hadn’t understood what the White Frost was, beyond death and cold, but sitting here…he was beginning to grasp it, to get a sense of the true danger.

+ sure. i'll just continue googling info for this fandom that i'm never going to play.
fic  thewitcher  yuletide2017 
january 2018
Back From the Future: Episode VI The Clone Wars - Ariel_Sojourner - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
In which Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader travel back in time together to the Clone Wars era, have amazing adventures, and save the galaxy.

+ vader dies half way through the fic, and while i'm glad i didn't go into that blind, it was still rough. in addition, parts of the second half get pretty dark - a child dies unexpectedly in a fucked up way. even with all the tears this caused and its tonal changes, this was a pretty satisfying fixit fic for the universe, and i don't regret reading it.
fic  starwars  gen  anakin/padme  lukeskywalker  darthvader  timetravel  fixit  characterdeath 
december 2017
As Hard As I Try... - KKetura - Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi [Archive of Our Own]
When her friends find out about her force bond with Kylo Ren, Rey finds herself more alone than ever. But in her forced solitude, she slowly discovers a better understanding of herself and the man to whom she's inextricably linked.

One Shot. Complete.
fic  rey/kylo  starwars 
december 2017
From a Certain Point of View - the-reylo-void (Anysia) - Star Wars Sequel Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]
“There is no part of you that isn’t transcendent and perfect. Including your breasts.”

It’s hard to feel self-conscious when the leader of the galaxy wants to be on his knees for you.

+ space virgins.
fic  rey/kylo  starwars 
december 2017
the life-spark that keeps you warm - the_ragnarok - Person of Interest (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
John found them through a newspaper ad. The text was fairly simple - couple seeking third - but the invisible sigil wrought into the ad shone out into John's attention.

Tags: eldrich grace and harold, Tentacles, Consentacles, Sounding, Oviposition, Mpreg, Eggpreg, Past Abuse, Threesome - F/M/M, john is a figurative unicorn, Crying, Multiple Orgasms, Body Modification
fic  finch/reese  gsf  personofinterest  au  find.replace  originalfic  tentacles!  mpreg  kink  dubcon 
december 2017
Also Built on Ruins - coyotesuspect - Thor (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Gods marry their siblings all the time, right?

At least, that's what Thor tells himself after it's suggested the cleanest solution to the Loki Problem is to marry him.

+ not as crackish as the summary would lead you to believe.
fic  thor/loki  thor  marriagefic  via:as_lld_again 
december 2017
Lois & Clark: You Belong With Me - YouTube
THAT'S SUCH A GRATE FANVID SONG. I PREFER IT FOR SECRET IDENTITIES LIKE THE CLARK/LOIS/SUPERMAN VERSION.

+ i actually hate this song, but there is so much nostalgia for that show.
fanvid  loisandclark  via:as_lld_again 
december 2017
People Will Say - ReyloTrashCompactor (NextToSomething) - Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
In a ditch effort to coax the wary members of the Resistance into accepting the prodigal son Ben Solo back into their fold, General Leia Organa requests a hefty favor from Rey. "Behind every good man is a great woman" is how the saying goes, but the man formerly known as Kylo Ren isn't good, and Rey isn't sure that any manner of hand-holding is going to change people's minds about that.

+ for the most part drama free fake!dating. ben had been pining, and there aren't any huge misunderstandings either.
fic  rey/kylo  starwars  fake!dating 
december 2017
Get A Little Closer, Let Fold - fettuccine_alfreylo - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
In his mind’s eye, he conjures up a vision of her: on her bare back beneath a starry sky, her hair fanned out around a blushing face, her chin lowered to her chest so she can watch him. You don’t have to be alone anymore, he tells her, I’ve got you, now. Let go of everything else and I’ll keep you safe.

aka, FORCE FINGER BANGING

+ post tlj, short.
fic  rey/kylo  starwars  porn 
december 2017
variations on a theme of you - diasterisms - Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
"Who knows?" Luke darted a faint smile at Ben and Rey as they stewed in silence and disbelief. "The two of you might even learn to get along. Right, Leia?"

"Like a house on fire," the General deadpanned. "Complete with screams, flames, and people running for safety."

"Indeed." Luke's blue eyes twinkled. "There may be no survivors."

+ ben and rey go undercover at a first order base as matt and kira, radar technicians. somewhat juvenile - there is too much truth or dare.
fic  rey/kylo  starwars 
december 2017
Conscience and Unconciousness - pontmercy44 - Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
“Who are you?” The man carrying the newspaper asked her, scrunching up his brow. He looked her up and down, completely befuddled. One by one, the other man, the doctor, and the stormy woman turned to look at her. They wore almost identical expressions of confusion. Rey blinked, speechlessly. The appropriate answer was "a waitress", or "a stranger," or even "a crazy, perpetually single woman who’s been hopelessly, inexplicably in love with your comatose son for weeks."

Behind her, the nurse huffed, cocking her hip. As if it was obvious, she said, “She’s his fiancée.”

+ a ridiculous while you were sleeping au, minus the brother. pretty enjoyable.
fic  fusion_au  rey/kylo  starwars  find.replace  fake!dating 
december 2017
Laundro-Matt - AquaWolfGirl - Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
He's Kylo Ren. He's one of the top ten richest men in New York, in the top 50 of the world. He should not be standing in disguise in a 24 hour dingy laundromat, doing his own laundry like some ordinary citizen.
And then she comes in, wearing what are obviously her 'laundry day' clothes, big orange headphones, and a smile brighter than the sun.
Most of his clothes are 'dry clean only', but when did anyone actually listen to those tags, anyway?

+ this has zero to do with star wars, but there is semi-public porn.
fic  rey/kylo  starwars  originalfic  find.replace  porn  kink 
december 2017
Within Monsters - AnonymousMink - Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
This is the last place she ever thought she’d end up.

When work dries up on Jakku, a desperate Rey enlists with Galactech-- a tech company who will hire anyone with the right skills, and work for anyone for the right price. Now trapped onboard the Finalizer, Rey is both horrified and fascinated by the dark tales she hears about the leader of the Knights of Ren and the mysterious Force he controls.

But, when a chance encounter awakens a power within her she has never known, it may just be Kylo Ren’s fascination with her that becomes her undoing.

+ 130k. satisfying, plenty of obsession.
fic  rey/kylo  starwars  porn  kink 
december 2017
Ashes in My Wake - dining_alone - Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
AU where Rey finds an unconscious Kylo Ren on Jakku instead of BB-8.

+ porn in rey's at-at.
fic  rey/kylo  starwars 
december 2017
Sky Marked Souls - AnonymousMink - Star Wars - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Prompted by cerulean8ullet on tumblr: 'Soulmates get blue marks on their skin wherever their other person gets physical pain.'

Rey has long wondered whose pain she wears on her skin like blossoms - a brave pilot, a legendary smuggler, a hero?
She never expects to find him on the opposite side of the battlefield.

Ren has given up on finding the girl who paints his hands and hips sky-like, but then suddenly she's standing over him wearing his new scar. The scar she's cut with her own hand.

They have been on a collision course since the day they were born, inexorably drawn to each other, and neither one can escape unscathed.

+ pretty good for my obsession kink.
fic  rey/kylo  starwars  soulbonding 
december 2017
Some of the Stories are True | BlackEyedGirl
"Thor is used to his people speaking of him". Thor, Loki, Asgard, and the stories told after the fall. //

Thor, Loki, Asgard, and the stories their people tell of them. Lovely.

**||** [8.824 words]

Very good.
fic  thor  gen  via:blueMeridian 
december 2017
My Kingdom Is As Great - TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Labyrinth (1986) [Archive of Our Own]
Toby Williams is a wizard. With that revelation, Sarah is plunged back into the world of magic.

+ huh. this appears to be new. not amazing, but decent, and i'll take all new labyrinth fic.
fic  labyrinth  hp  crossover  sarah/jareth 
november 2017
just in it for the game - grim_lupine - Thor (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“It's excellent rehabilitation for my image,” Loki says, widening his eyes. “They love you, and because of that they'll trust me. You wouldn't ruin this for me, would you?”

Thor glares at him.

Loki’s mouth twitches. “Also, it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me.”

+ fake dating on the ship. fairly fluffy.
fic  thor/loki  thor  fake!dating 
november 2017
And I Alone Have Escaped To Tell You - astolat - Transformers Generation One [Archive of Our Own]
“This is like some kinda bad dream,” Ironhide said aloud.

“No,” Cyclonus said, low and harsh. “But it will be.”

+ pretty typical astolat. i did have to get someone to explain the relevant transformers movie to me for things to start making sense. could have gone to porn, but did not actually go there.
fic  timetravel  transformers 
november 2017
We're Gonna Need a Bigger Doggy Door - sadlikeknives - Thor (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"Or, the one where Fenris is closer to his mythological origins but, if everyone's honest, takes after Uncle Thor more than anyone, and Mummy's Dead is the worst game he and Loki have ever played."

Sweet post-Thor:Ragnarok coda

+ :D
Thor  Ragnarok_spoilers  loki  fenris  via:norwich36  via:talitha78 
november 2017
over the edge of all our knowings - grim_lupine - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
A week into their tragic, limping journey through space, Loki finds himself coming face-to-face with his most dangerous foe: boredom.

As it turns out, it's difficult to fill your day so thoroughly you can't think, even when you're sticking to your best behavior and helping heal, and rebuild, and making sure your brother doesn't forget he has only one eye and trip through a window into space somewhere.

Really, it's probably in everyone's best interest that Loki find something to do. When he's bored, he schemes; and it's possible he's come to terms with the fact that his sense of appropriate scale is, at times, lacking.

+ vaguely pre-slashy.
fic  thor/loki  gen  thor 
november 2017
Harry Potter and the Problem of Potions - Wyste - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples.

Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.

+ speeds through all seven books in 180k. harry is determined to do well in potions and eventually gets snape to mentor him. a little glib, but i enjoyed the whole thing. pretty close to zero character bashing, which definitely helped. cursed child is treated as canon, but doesn't have a huge effect.
fic  gen  hp  harrypotter  severussnape 
october 2017
all the doors fly open - by etirabys
Nyota was the one who broached the subject of bringing in a third.

They sort of derailed each other into discussing and negotiating monogamy until they were both late for work. Kirk's main point of contention seemed to be that he didn't want her to sleep with anyone too boring. Or too interesting. "Well then!" Nyota said, exasperated. She suspected, too, that he'd get much pickier about her partners than he would be about his own, and said so. Kirk then got huffy over her history of almost exclusively taking dark-haired partners.

They stopped arguing to have sex twice, and then they had it figured out by the weekend, just in time to visit a club on Saturday night after some breathless makeup necking. She decided on some dark stockings beneath a pale blouse and skirt, no makeup. She'd assumed that she'd needed to dress up, but Jim was also in sober clothes: plain jeans, warm jacket. "It's pretty much an ordinary bar," he said, "but as far as I know it's still a big BDSM hub- just socializing. We'll look for someone we both like and then see if they like us back."

"Okay," she said. She rested her jaw on his shoulder and frowned at the mirror. "Do you think we look a bit like serial killers?"

He patted her mock-condescendingly on the head.

+ and then they pick up spock at a bar awhile down the road.
fic  via:runpunkrun  kirk/spock/uhura  kirk/uhura  gsf  startrek  kink  d/s_bdsm  via:talitha78 
october 2017
A Field Guide to Common Birds in New York City - Toft - Person of Interest (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
In which John acquires a Tumblr, a therapist, and an interest in birdwatching.

+ this is cute.
fic  personofinterest  finch/reese 
october 2017
Bad Connections - TiggyMalvern - Hannibal (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
For the prompt: #AccidentalSex15: “I’m fixing your *insert appliance/furniture/house thing here* for you and now I’m sweaty and half naked and you’re drooling” sex.

+ car sex. despite that summary, this is definitely based in canon. also, the end authors note made me like it even more.
fic  will/hannibal  hannibal  porn 
october 2017
Omiai - iesika - Hannibal (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Will acquires a murderous secret admirer, and learns how much easier the habit of violence can be with an enthusiastically willing target.

A courtship through blood and… other means of influence.

+ i was excited for 50k of will/hannibal that i hadn't read from an author i've like in the past, and it was satisfyingly fucked up, but i didn't like how this or the sequel ended.
fic  will/hannibal  hannibal  creepy  kink  d/s_bdsm  dubcon  breathplay  bloodplay  knifeplay 
september 2017
There May Be Some Collateral Damage
Ichigo’s been ordered to go undercover at a magic school to bodyguard a kid named Harry Potter, and this would be fine, except that he’s about as good at bodyguarding as he is at magic. And he considers it a good day, magic-wise, if he hasn’t set anything on fire.

(This fic is a gift. A GIFT, I tell you. And my life has been enriched by an unholy an amount for having read it. Done in traditional crossover fashion, not a HP-based!AU, Ichigo is dispatched by the Soul Society to deal with the wrongness that is Voldemort's soul splitting nonsense and the additional horror that is Harry during fifth year. He's just so done with everything and it is great)

+ i have seen maybe two full episodes of bleach before and was not into it at all, but this was still mostly entertaining.
fic  hp  bleach  crossover  gen  crack  via:khyie 
september 2017
it'll take a better war - napricot - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
“Pepper and I are—” Tony pauses for a fraction of a second while his brain runs rapidly through the ways he can finish that sentence. In the off again portion of our depressingly on again-off again relationship? Hopefully temporarily consciously uncoupled? On a break?

“Pregnant?” asks Steve, perking up like a dog that’s just been offered a treat, and not just any dog, one of those wholesome happy ones like a golden retriever or whatever. Maybe the guy’s just looking for any bit of good news right now, given it’s been one nasty surprise after another the past few days. Tony kind of does want to offer him a treat, or pet him, or something. That’s really not a good enough reason for what Tony says next though.

“Yeah, uh, yeah, we are.”

+ civil war fix-it fic. there was less pepper in this than i would have preferred, but it is still mostly delightful.
fic  tony/pepper  avengers  ironman  kidfic  fixit 
september 2017
Of Cats and Mortgages - SvengoolieCat - Skyfall (2012) - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]
“He did my job for me, killing his master,” Bond said. “He got around his feet and tripped him down a flight of stairs. Leaving him to get blown up with the rest of them seemed a churlish way to repay him.”

The cat chirruped agreeably, and washed a paw. Despite being brought from south Ireland in a bag, the feline looked well-cared for.

“You brought me a cat. A murder cat, owned by your villain du jour.”

In which Q is brought offerings of murder cats, keeps losing his pens to a certain kleptomaniacal agent, and is generally oblivious to/confused by Bond's attempts at catching his attention.

+ i'm still ambivalent about q/bond, but there are cats and they are cute.
fic  bond/q  007  adorableanimals  fluff 
september 2017
deus ex machina - coloredink - Hannibal (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
"What the hell?" said Katz. "Is that--"

"Yeah, I know, it's kinda flashy." Will shut the car door behind him and patted his pockets for the little fob to lock the car.

"Isn't that Hannibal Lecter's car?"

The car beeped to indicate it was locked. "Yeah, I guess so." Will walked away, toward the field, Katz on his heels. "I needed a new car."

"So you bought the cannibal car?"

-----

You asked for it: the one where Hannibal is a murderous self-driving car.

+ hannibal is a car, and it's not crack. i didn't love it, but it was decent enough.
fic  hannibal  hannibal/will  au 
september 2017
[merlin] Walking into Legend, by Lesserstorm (Merlin/Arthur, Gwen/Lancelot, Morgana)
(11,400 words) Sorceror, King, Queen. Seer, Druid, Knight. They walk into legend, one step at a time.

[ A TRUE THROWBACK, taking place after season one when this was still a fandom that qualified for Yuletide, for pete's sake. a really strong ensemble piece that earns its title and demonstrates starkly the missed potential of canon. ]
fic  merlin/arthur  merlin  via:liveship 
august 2017
Bargains - Gwen77 (orphan_account) - Game of Thrones (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
AM I DESPERATE ENOUGH TO READ A JAIME/BRIENNE REGENCY ARRANGED MARRIAGE AU, MEME? IN THIS ONE SHE MARRIES HIM FOR MONEY WHILE HE IS STILL FUCKING CERSEI AND IDK IF I CAN PLOUGH THROUGH IT IN THE HOPE OF FUTURE PINING FEELS.

+ compelling.
fic  jamie/brienne  asoiaf  au  marriagefic  het  via:as_lld_again 
august 2017
Shards of a Dream Chapter 1, a labyrinth fanfic | FanFiction
Sarah goes to a party with friends, sees what no-one else can see, and does what none would dare do. But there couldn't be any harm in a single dance - even in a place of illusion and pretense ... could there?

+ sarah makes some fairy friends in college that take her to a party. jareth happens.
fic  sarah/jareth  labyrinth 
august 2017
ohhbobs: stop checking on them they don’t miss... by caffeinewitchcraft
stop checking on them
they don’t miss you

These are the words written on a post-it (a human invention) in Persephone’s bedroom. They’re written in what she fondly calls New English, aka the English that her mother still doesn’t know, even after all these years.

Every morning, when she wakes, she sees this post-it stuck onto the stone wall and makes herself read it out loud.

“Stop checking on him,” she says, arms wrapped tight around her knees. “He doesn’t miss you.”

This gave me chills. Persephone's transformation was astonishing.

+ not enough explaining, but good acheyness.
fic  mythology  hades/persephone  achy  via:peyton 
august 2017
Eminent Domain - manic_intent - John Wick (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Abram sighed. “What we want to know is. How are things. With the boy.”

The boy. John frowned slightly. He had left The Boy, as Abram liked to refer to him, occupying the living room of the new house, surrounded by textbooks, pointedly ignoring John. “Fine.”

“What do you mean ‘fine’?” Abram asked, grimacing. “Do I want to know?”

“Abram,” Viggo growled.

“He’s still alive?” John wasn’t sure what he was meant to say.

Abram paled. “What? What did… John. When the D’Antonio family proposed this… arrangement to us in exchange for permission to act against one of the Camorra affiliated operations in New York, we guaranteed Santino D’Antonio’s continued good health in your hands. He’s what, nineteen? Eighteen? Only a boy.”

“He’s not hurt,” John said, even more puzzled now. “Studying for something, I think. We don’t talk.”

Notes:

Prompt 4: Marriage AU (Any kind) / 4a: Marriage AU, GoT style rules, John is still with the Russians

Haha two people actually asked me for the same thing… Marriage AU… u guys seriously XD;; tbh I don’t really want to write forced marriage (I’m not really much into the institution in the first place). However the (Sicilian and Calabrian) mafia did have dynastic politics, and used to seal alliances etc with marriage, so arranged marriage it is ;3 I guess in this John Wick AU the same will go for the Camorra. The age gap is same as canon.
fic  johnwick  au  marriagefic 
july 2017
I Can Save Today, You Can Save the World | follow_the_sun
Diana Prince leaves a legacy.

**||** [974 words]

Ohhhhhh, niiiiiice.
fic  gen  wonderwoman  captainamerica  via:blueMeridian 
july 2017
Misfire - mothlights, unpossible - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“The debt must be repaid,” she says, and it has the weight of a vow. The words resonate through him, ringing through his ribcage and the bones of his jaw, and Stiles loses his breath and maybe his grip on reality because she draws herself upright and where there had once stood a supermodel-level MILF now there is Galadriel’s much hotter older sister, a Presence of unmistakable power in their ordinary, smells-vaguely-of-Thai-takeout hallway.

“Oh shit,” Stiles says.

+ fairy queen sends stiles back to stop the hale fire, and then forward to integrate with his body in the new timeline. derek has become a doctor in the meantime, and is very confused by all the drama.
fic  derek/stiles  teenwolf  timetravel  fixit 
july 2017
In This World or the Next - Lissadiane - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Derek wakes up to the smell of frying bacon and brewing coffee on an ordinary morning in his ordinary life, but he can't help but shake the feeling that he's forgotten something important. It probably has to do with the three wishes he'd been granted by the fae after saving the life of their fairy prince, and possibly also the sheriff's missing son.

In which Derek Hale learns that sometimes being given what we want more than anything else has disastrous consequences.

+ achy cute.
fic  derek/stiles  teenwolf  h/c  fixit 
july 2017
Negotiator - esama - Star Wars - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Obi-Wan dies, wakes up and decides to live a whole different life.

+ he wakes up in his 13yo body, leaves the order, and goes to find shmi. he then becomes a politician.
fic  starwars  obiwan/shmi  gen  timetravel 
july 2017
this is unexpected | MarbleGlove
a self-indulgent response to the many, wonderful time-travel Star Wars stories that send a more experienced and more knowledgeable Obi-Wan Kenobi back in time to change the many tragedies to come

**||** [2.264 words]

lol, def amusing :)

---

:D
fic  gen  starwars  timetravel  crack  via:blueMeridian 
july 2017
Of Queens, Knights, and Pawns - chancecraz - Star Wars - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
I went to sleep on the worst day of my life and woke to find myself in the past on the second worst day of my life. As experiences go, I don’t recommend it.

+ leia from the end of the force awakens wakes up in her younger body at the beginning of a new hope. wip with a lot of vader feels.
fic  starwars  gen  timetravel  wip 
june 2017
Hope is a Feathered Thing - Sholio - Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Lonely children want pets. And Yondu has a certain amount of experience with small, cute things following him home. Not that he'd admit it.
fic  gen  guardiansofthegalaxy  kidfic 
june 2017
Cloak of Night - sevenofspade - Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi [Archive of Our Own]
Luke had come back from the Death Star with a badly wounded man who spent three entire months in a tank of bacta.
fic  starwars  gen  via:isweedan 
may 2017
multifandom || The Apotheosis of War (TYS) - YouTube
This video was made for TYS-3 round 3: https://youtu.be/xDT5ql9Ig-Q
The picture I chose: "The Apotheosis of War" by Vasily Vereshchagin (1871). The painting was dedicated "to all conquerors, past, present and to come"
https://www.wikiart.org/en/vasily-ver...
It seems like I almost can hear the echos of screams and moans of those whose skulls are lying there in the desert. I wanted to show in my video the effect this picture has on me.

+ it's possible that i only like this vid so much because i love the song. a few recognizable faces, but i don't actually know any of the source footage.
fanvid 
may 2017
tell all the truth (but tell it slant) - susiecarter - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice [Archive of Our Own]
It takes a while for Batman and Superman to work things out, once Clark comes back from the dead. Pretending to date each other in order to explain why Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are in the same place so often? Doesn't help as much as you might think.

+ movie-verse, readable.
fic  clark/bruce  dcu  fake!dating 
may 2017
Pre-Existing Condition - Helenish - Die Hard (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
+ fake domestic partners for insurance purposes. cute, and great pining.
fic  mcclane/farrell  diehard  fake!dating 
may 2017
Jedi Shmi AU - MirandaTam - Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Shmi leaves Tatooine with Anakin and goes to the Jedi Temple.

+ shmi lives and becomes a jedi. it is very mary sueish, but i was pretty entertained, up until the clone wars started dragging on. i gave up on it in part five of the series.
fic  starwars 
april 2017
Fic: Old Houses
Basically, a 21 Jump Street meets Teen Wolf meets shadowy government agency.

[66,893 words]

Based on this (excerpted) prompt from hatteress:
I would like an AU where Stiles and his dad never lived in Beacon Hills. Instead, the Sheriff is the enforcer for the Old Houses - the shady, international conglomerate under which all werewolf hunters operate. He’s called in when hunters go off reservation - start killing outside of the code. The lines between the supernatural and the human worlds are shaky enough, you see, the Old Houses know better than to kill indiscriminately.

No one wants all out war.

THIS WAS A GOOD GOOD READ.
via:cia  admin:Rec  via:blueMeridian 
april 2017
Solid Copy - thefourthvine - The Losers (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
Jensen shifted his gaze to Cougar. “I really thought that if I ever had to say the words ‘telepathic disaster,’ it’d be a lot cooler than this is turning out to be.”

+ mostly cute.
fic  cougar/jensen  telepathy  yuletide2016  losers 
march 2017
Morgue Files - Chapter 22 - rageprufrock - Iron Man (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
So I found this in the back channels of my gmail account, where Past Pru apparently started writing a Regency era genderfuck Mycroft/Lestrade marriage of convenience spy romance. I -- what? I have nothing. For everyone who read Least of All Possible Mistakes and wished there was more Regency era marriage of convenience spy romance.

+ it is an abandoned wip, but what's there has great pining.
fic  mycroft/lestrade  sherlock  au  wip-abandoned  genderfuck  het 
march 2017
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