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Fenestration and the Art of Self Defense | Airawyn
In which Darcy Lewis catsits for Captain America and Bucky Barnes doesn't use the front door. //

"I'm actually retired," Bucky said.

"Do you get a 401k with that?" Darcy wondered. "Jane doesn't have a pension plan."

"No, my last employer went out of business very abruptly," Bucky said.

"Did all their assets get frozen?" Darcy asked.

"Sort of the opposite," Bucky said. //

I literally die it's so funny. Every part of it is hysterical go read it now.

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fic  f:Marvel  f:CaptainAmerica  humor  via:kitsunec4  gen  'ao3  f:Avengers  movie-verse  f:MCU 
october 2014 by esther_a

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