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Brides of the Iron Fist - Sholio - Iron Fist (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
"And they definitely won't execute me if I have dependents," Danny said, and waved his hands vigorously at Ward and Misty, while they stared at him.

"We're not your dependents," Ward said, managing to pack a truly impressive amount of horror into his tone without actually raising his voice. "We're your accidentally married kung fu spouses or ... something."

"I want this day to not have happened," Colleen said, pressing her forehead against the bars.
fic  id:Sholio  f:Marvel  f:IronFist  het  s:unspecified  s:Canon_Pairings  marriage:accidental  'ao3 
4 weeks ago by esther_a
chirality - spookykingdomstarlight - Mass Effect Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]
“I’m pretty sure I’m the one who actually proposed,” Shepard replied into the sticky, stretched silence that followed Garrus’s admission. If he was a more romantic person, he’d have told Garrus he loved him, too, but he’d spent so long holding those words back, hiding that fact from Garrus entirely, that letting them loose now was impossible. They clung to the back of his throat, wouldn’t dislodge themselves from the inside of his mouth.
fic  f:MassEffect  slash  s:Shepard/Garrus  drunkfic  marriage:accidental  'ao3 
5 weeks ago by esther_a
Ineffable Husbands - ImprobableDreams900 - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
Aziraphale finds an old marriage certificate in one of his books, and it has two very familiar signatures at the bottom...
fic  f:GoodOmens  slash  s:Aziraphale/Crowly  marriage:accidental  short  'ao3 
12 weeks ago by esther_a
A Ribbon Beats a Red String of Fate - Titans_R_Us - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
Wei Wuxian gets married to Lan Wangji a different way. Did you know if you pull a Lan Sect member's ribbon off you have to marry them? Everyone knows how strict the Lan Sect is about rules. Everyone.

“That is not all it stands for, it also represents self-restraint, honor–”
fic  f:MDZS  slash  s:WeiWuxian/LanWangJi  AU  AU:canon_divergence  marriage:accidental  crack  humor  'ao3  f:MXTX 
may 2019 by esther_a
Bind me tight - PandaFlower - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
In which Kagami gets the upper hand by complete accident and Tobirama would like a divorce, please and thank you.
fic  id:PandaFlower  f:Naruto  slash  founder-era  AU  AU:canon_divergence  s:Tobirama/Kagami  marriage:accidental  getting-together  explicit  'ao3 
april 2019 by esther_a
A Very Respectable Marriage - WerewolvesAreReal - Temeraire - Naomi Novik [Archive of Our Own]
Temeraire pushes to pass a law that lets dragons adopt human families. Issues with the paperwork lead to some unexpected, but not unpleasant, consequences.
fic  f:Temeraire  slash  s:Laurence/Tharkay  established_relationship  marriage:accidental  humor  post-canon  'ao3 
march 2019 by esther_a
Don't Blame Me (It Was All a Blur Last Night) - nerakrose - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
"Stop moving, Potter," Malfoy mumbled from where his head was buried under a pillow. "You're disturbing my hangover. Also, why are you still here?"

"This is my hotel room," Harry told him.
fic  f:HarryPotter  slash  s:Harry/Draco  EWE  marriage:accidental  'ao3  kidfic 
march 2019 by esther_a
To Have and to Hold - KouriArashi - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“Yes, well, you see . . .” Deucalion cleared his throat again. “In an effort for authenticity, the writer used an actual binding ceremony in the script. The casting director, wanting to make sure it was pronounced correctly, found an actual shaman to perform it. He did so.”

“You – you mean – are you saying that Derek and I are actually married?” Stiles managed to squeeze out of his rapidly closing throat.
fic  id:KouriArashi  f:TeenWolf  slash  s:Stiles/Derek  AU  AU:setting/career_change  marriage:accidental  getting-together  'ao3  AU:Celebrities 
november 2018 by esther_a
how much of the map (those undiscovered places) - susiecarter - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine [Archive of Our Own]
Julian wakes lying on his front, with a mild but insistent headache, an uncomfortably dry throat, and a dim sense that the bed he's in is not his own. And he's right: it's Garak's.

Because he and Garak got possibly a little bit too drunk at Quark's, and then possibly also a little bit married on top of it, and there's just no way this is going to be anything but a disaster.
fic  f:StarTrek  f:ST:DS9  slash  s:Garak/Bashir  marriage:accidental  short  'ao3 
october 2018 by esther_a
I’m Gonna Keep You in Love with Me (for a While) - beethechange - Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]
Shane is pacing around the hotel room. It’s not a huge room and Shane’s legs are long enough that he doesn’t have much real estate to pace before he has to swing back around for another loop.

“Can you stop?” Ryan asks. “You’re making me dizzy.”

“Okay,” Shane says finally. “Okay. Here’s what we’re going to do. We’re just going to—we’re going to be married. The only way out is through.”

“Um,” Ryan says, because this plan strikes him as counterproductive to their shared goal of not being married.
fic  f:RPF  slash  s:unspecified  marriage:accidental  getting-together  'ao3  explicit  f:BuzzfeedUnsolved 
august 2018 by esther_a
can't deny that beast inside - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Hoshigaki Kisame/Shiranui Genma, Hatake Kakashi/Momochi Zabuza

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Porn With Plot, Accidental Bonding, Accidental Marriage, Youkai, Worldbuilding, Murder, Assassination, Lots of shinobi being amoral and ruthless, Prostitution, Undercover As Prostitute, Supernatural Elements, Size Kink, Rough Sex, Bondage
fic  f:Naruto  id:blackkat  AU  AU:canon_divergence  marriage:accidental  undercover  explicit  sizekink  WIP  'ao3  s:Genma/Other  s:Kakashi/Other  s:Zabuza/Other 
july 2018 by esther_a
An Unexpected Complication - imaginary_golux - Cadfael Chronicles - Ellis Peters [Archive of Our Own]
Prompt 3: Accidental marriage

Yves has a cunning plan to get Olivier out of captivity. Unfortunately - or maybe fortunately - there's the minor complication of the small army of pursuers and the nearsighted priest. Oops?
fic  f:Cadfael  slash  s:unspecified  marriage:accidental  crossdressing  short  'ao3 
january 2018 by esther_a
Sixpence In His Shoe - scifigrl47 - The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Steve and Tony should really read the fine print on what they're signing. Then again, some mistakes are not really mistakes.
fic  id:scifigrl47  f:Marvel  f:Avengers  slash  s:Tony/Steve  marriage:accidental  long  'ao3 
november 2017 by esther_a
Waking up in Oahu - paradis - Hawaii Five-0 (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
“Danny,” Steve frowns, “That vein popping out in your forehead can’t be good.”

“You,” Danny swallows, “Don’t even,” he points his finger, ever-present, and motions for him to sit down, “All your fault, I swear to God. I don’t know how, I don’t know why. But it’s all your fault.”
fic  f:hawaii5-0  slash  s:Danny/Steve  marriage:accidental  drunkfic  'ao3 
august 2016 by esther_a
put your money where your mouth is 'verse - kototyph - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]
In which Dean and Castiel accidentally get married in Vegas, and then accidentally embrace their fast-forward into wedded bliss. A domestic tale of unfortunate cat names and ambitious home improvement projects. Literally nothing but porn, mostly of the house, petfic, and emotions varieties, though the actual sex scenes are really nice when they do happen. It's indulgent, no denying it, but it's extremely uncomplicated and wonderfully warm indulgence that I feel no guilt whatsoever recommending.
fic  f:Supernatural  slash  s:Dean/Castiel  AU  AU:modern_day/real_world  domestic  marriage:accidental  long  via:epaulettes 
march 2015 by esther_a
(We're Looking For) Something Dumb to Do - mrsvc - Grimm (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
"Monroe, you are going to have to explain this to me. How the hell did we get drunk-married at a wesen peace ceremony?”
fic  f:Grimm  slash  s:Nick/Monroe  drunkfic  fake_relationship  'ao3  marriage:accidental  getting-together 
september 2012 by esther_a
Trains - carolinecrane - Glee [Archive of Our Own]
Futurefic. New Directions is in Las Vegas for the last Nationals competition of their high school careers. It's supposed to be a glamorous weekend in Sin City capped by a thrilling come-from-behind victory. Then Kurt wakes up married to Puck on the day of the competition, and it's just the start of their problems.
fic  id:CarolineCrane  f:Glee  long  'ao3  marriage:accidental 
march 2012 by esther_a
curiouslyfic - lie back and think of Starfleet ~ master post
The thing is, this isn't the first time it's happened. For two guys so relentlessly relationship-adverse, Hikaru Sulu and Jim Kirk get engaged a lot, even more than they get fake-married, which defies the Starfleet stats. General Order 34 says Jim has to play along when the aliens get all matrimonial but Subsection 6 makes it easy to annul whatever the aliens asked. After four years exploring this quadrant, they could file those requests in their sleep.
fic  f:StarTrekAOS  slash  long  explicit  s:Kirk/Sulu  'LJ  fake_relationship  marriage:accidental  getting-together 
november 2011 by esther_a
Drive-By Devotion
Written for the drive-through wedding chapels and toppy Adam prompt in the aianonlovefest; further inspiration provided by the extreme dude-ness of Tommy's myspace comments. Warning for x-rated cracktastic 2am porn. /o\
fic  slash  explicit  id:astolat  f:RPF  f:AI_8  s:Adam/Tommy  'personal-site  marriage:accidental  marriage:weddings/proposals 
december 2009 by esther_a
Woke Up Married - celli - American Idol RPF [Archive of Our Own]
"Archie, we got married at--at Elvis's Chapel O' Love and Rainbows. And you're fine with that?"
fic  slash  awesome  f:RPF  f:AI_7  s:Cook/Archuleta  'ao3  marriage:accidental 
june 2009 by esther_a
dancinbutterfly: Fic: The One With the Romulan Ale 1/1 (Kirk/McCoy, Star Trek, NC-17)
What better way to celebrate the end of your first year at the Starfleet Academy than with a trip to Las Vegas? Lose some money, get a little drunk, get a little impulsive. Too bad what happens there doesnt always stay there.
fic  slash  drunkfic  f:StarTrekAOS  s:Kirk/McCoy  'LJ  marriage:accidental 
june 2009 by esther_a
Don't Tell
Sheppard, McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Summary: And this is how you wake up married.
fic  slash  humor  explicit  id:seperis  f:SGA  s:Rodney/John  'personal-site  marriage:accidental 
april 2008 by esther_a
Punch-Drunk Love, or The Third Mrs. Luthor
Clark and Lex go to Vegas. Shameless cliches abound.
slash, romance, humor
fic  awesome  id:LiviaPenn  f:Smallville  s:Clark/Lex  'ao3  marriage:accidental 
april 2008 by esther_a

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