What happens when kinky ladies project their desires onto a certain gentleman and valet?

Honoria Glossop and her friend Daphne Braythwayt suspect there's more between Bertie Wooster and his valet Jeeves than meets the eye. But between Bertie's rhapsodic ramblings and Jeeves' practiced mask, it's difficult to get to the heart of the matter. Then again, when there are amorous adventures to be had among friends, does the heart of the matter really, well, matter?

screencaps of excellent ryan ross tweets

Brendon Urie in Open Happiness costume.

"(804): We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt."

I love this song, and I just thought it worked perfectly for Kings. It focuses on Silas, David, Michelle, and Jack. Sorry for the watermark. Please ignore it. No copyright intended - all credit goes to the actors, writers, and NBC.

"Do you want me to go down on you?" Abed asks, one afternoon, when they're watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

Kelley gets a lesson on speed knitting from the World's Fastest Knitter, Miriam Tegels.

Gerard & girl!Frank roleplay a stereotypical 50s version of marriage.

Then George raised his glass. "To Neville Longbottom," he said ... "And to Severus Snape, may he rest in whatever he prefers instead of peace." -- Transfigurations.

Jack loves working the Federation timezone. You meet the most interesting people.

Fannish Inquisitions: Countering Assumptions About Fandom

2009年4月25日生まれのチャイ♂です☆ ゴローンゴロン。。一度転がったらなかなか起き上がれない。 この１０秒後に起き上がることが出来ましたｗ　続き→ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N0rPtBKGqM

Jon has no idea what his band mates are up to, but he’s beginning to think he might like it.

'The best way to describe "themotts" is like this:

Do you remember the first time you watched a bad daytime interview show, like Springer or something, and someone is just making a total ass out of themselves, doing or saying something very uncomfortable?

Or when you are sitting through a high school talent show and all of a sudden you feel embarrassed for your classmate who is singing "The Greatest Love Of All" by Whitney Houston?

You sometimes have to cover your eyes, or look away.

That's "the motts."

The phrase was coined by Mark Debiakin reference to an old Motts Applesauce commercial from when we were kids, involving what I remember as a child dressed as a film noir detective searching for "the motts" or while searching for "the motts" asking people "who got the motts?" I believe he finds the motts at the end.

I find "the motts" all thetime.'

If you've never had the chance to witness or listen to Neon Trees or Tyler Glenn please don't pass up the opportunity. It was our pleasure to film one of the finer acts to come out of the local Provo area. Tyler had just come back from a show with his band Neon Trees in Vegas and was eager to perform for the podcast. He warmed his voice up with a little Bruce Springsteen and then continued to entertain us with his song-writing. To hear more please visit www.myspace.com/neontrees and www.myspace.com/tylerglennmusic. Also please subsribe to our free podcast on itunes by going to: itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.wo/wa/viewPodcast?id=301021123

This is a interview with Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from Panic at the Dsico, Brendon talks about leaving his old church and what Mormons are.

hnnngh. Ian and Dallon.

Maybe he wasn't ever supposed to say anything, but Spencer's never liked to ignore Brendon—never been able to, in all honesty—and here they are.

"It's @ChrisCordley's birthday, here is a pic of me and Chris back in 2005! Happy BDAY "

Dallon's getting divorced and doesn't know what to feel. Ian might be able to help with that.

Pete Wentz blog post about the summer of like. Contains the seeds for "The Calendar", "Hum Halelujah" and "Kaleidoscope eyes"

"Oh my god," Spencer says, before Brendon's even had a chance to say hello. "My parents gave me a thesaurus for my birthday. A thesaurus."

Unbetaed not!fic type thing.

Sherlock knows that John needs to call his sister. He doesn't necessarily understand why.

"Just because we're going to bed together doesn't mean we have to have sex," Blaine says, his laugh low as it rumbles through his chest. Kurt can feel heat slowly creep into his belly as Blaine's hand squeezes at his ass, making Kurt ache to be closer, to touch.

"I still wanna," Kurt mumbles, tilting his head up from where his cheek is resting on Blaine's chest to meet his eyes.

A lazy afternoon gives Ian the space he needs to relax completely

Gold Motel filmed live in Dan Duszynski's living room in Chicago, Il. Howler Sessions is a live music video project that is collaboration between a rotating group of Chicago artists and nationally recognized musicians. Each episode is made with the tools, talent, space, and $ available at the time; making for videos that have an ever evolving aesthetic and sound. Howlers don't work for perfection but for a unique harmony between the ear and eye. Howler Session 002 with Gold Motel was created by... Audio - Bobby Lord Editor - Adam Biedermann Cinematographer - Delaney Teichler Art Director - Jen Herrig Director - Lenny Gilmore Assistant Art Director - Kate Grube Videographer(s) - Andrea Donadio, Delaney Teichler, Lenny Gilmore Graphics - Justin Fredrick To see more go to: HowlerSessions.com To get involved email: LennyGilmore@gmail.com

Neon Trees Picture Show in stores and online April 17th, 2012

That creepy tiny dog is Dylan right? Dylan is the creepiest looking dog.

together brendon and spencer are nn/

It's porn about porn. Fandom is the best.

Brixton Academy London 2nd February 2012

Brendon and Spencer make hilarious faces and play giant guitar.

Sandwich + Emotion = Action Packed Thrill Ride. This was all filmed in one night. The dialog was improvised on the spot. Starring: Mike Gross Dallon Weekes Matt Glass Breezy Weekes Maria Villasenor

Ian's got a crush on his cousin's boyfriend and doesn't really know how to deal.

OMG JEFF SHOULD ALWAYS BE A PUPPY

There’s a note on the table that just says, gone to the store. coffee here -----> in thick black sharpie. Brendon’s left Spencer’s favorite mug next to the coffee machine, but Spencer’s too busy staring down at the note to pay proper attention to his coffee. At the bottom of the note, Brendon’s scrawled, love you <3

Uh wow @15dozentimes's podfic of "Take Your Time" has kind of destroyed me just a little

Stumpting for Obama in Chevy Chase, MD at Brighton Gardens assisted living to get out the vote among seniors.

look it's ian with a puppy i cannot even.

In 10th century Ireland, Brendon is preparing to become a monk when two strangers arrive and shatter his world before changing him completely.

[patd buffy fusion]

“All I’m saying,” Ryan fumbles a chord, nearly losing his pick, “fuck. All I’m saying is that it’s not normal. I mean, they’ve gotta be faking some of them, right? No two people should be able to have that many orgasms in such a short amount of time.”

© WMG 2010. Find out who purchased Butch's $25k preorder and see the hijinx that ensued.

""Check it out, I think you've found a nerd soulmate," Mark whispers loudly, especially for a dude who was home-schooled and likes to bird watch. But Chris obligingly looks across the aisle to the opposing gate and holy crap- there's a Yoda backpack leaning up against the leg of a skinny redhead."

Sci-fi AU. Adam is a sexbot on the lam with a developing personality. Grant and Tory dreamed of changing the world, but sold out to the man. Kari works in robot rights activism in her off-hours. Jamie specializes in making things do what they weren't supposed to.

"(216): Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part... That's what I'm telling myself."

Brendon and Ian are finally home from a long tour.

Two days after his spies reported that Anthony Stark had returned to England—battered, they told him, but alive—Sir Nicholas Fury rode to Deptford.

Ryland's a waiter by day, a struggling actor by night, and guitarist in Gabe's endless series of hipster bands on the weekends. Then a blast from his past comes to work at the restaurant.

Before they swapped bodies, Spencer never considered the possible complications. Brendon apparently did. Uh, a lot.

Also found in Bandom Stuffsit at http://bandomstuffsit.livejournal.com/21413.html

When Tom and Ryan's absentmindedness leave Jon with three unexpected houseguests for God-only-knows how long, all sorts of issues come to the surface.

Brendon’s packed his clothes, his laptop, his guitar, and a calendar full of kinky gay events he wants to attend. College is going to be awesome.

From bandom secret marriage fest:
Prompt!

Admittedly loosely based on the concept for some movie I never saw, but:

Spencer has a perfectly good, sensible job. Brendon, his roommate, not so much. Brendon has no health insurance, which isn't that big of a deal until the day it is. Marrying him seemed like a good idea at the time.

"I hate the cab. @ least 2 of the guys in that group are a holes & their music sucks."

Half my feed has already posted this, but it has killed me dead: alot of snow!

Even when you wander down a very different path, somehow you still get where you're meant to be. (AU where Pete never signed Panic to his label).

Spencer blinks, but no, the image doesn’t change. Brendon is still standing there with one leg in his pants, in a pair of lacy boy-cut panties, and he knows he’s going to get hit, but it’s so worth it to say, “Hey dude, it could be worse, right? At least it’s not a fucking diaper.”

Suddenly, all the ways Spencer takes care of people look different -- less like Spencer being toppy and bossy and in charge, and more like Spencer... being in service.

When Frank had imagined the joy of finally finding a helpless thrall who would tilt back his neck for him, displaying the jugular with a undertone of love and utter submission, he didn't really expect it to include the joy of being bent almost in two while his mate fucked the living shit out of him.

Spencer can't find any place inside himself where he can smile to think of 2005. Not yet.

The Brobecks playing the song called Small Cuts with the acoustic guitars at the Taylorsville Greywhale in Ut. No need for Dallon to have a mic due to his amazing vocal power of awesomeness.

Neon Trees put on an absolutely stellar set.

Five moments from a strange season.

Pierce Hawthorne is a Reformed Neo-Buddhist. Like fuck he's walking toward any lights.

In which Carl the Intern attempts to answer the essay question, "Indicate a person who has had a significant influence on you, and describe that influence."

Music video by Fall Out Boy performing Beat It. (C) 2008 The Island Def Jam Music Group

The one where Brendon frames his crotch and Ian points at it. Like you do.

Awesomely thorough analysis of Spencer's drumming technique

These are four unconnected ficlets that were inspired by this VERY NSFW edging porn. Thanks to herm_ette for posting the link, and rivers_bend for the Adam/Tommy plot bunny. ♥

Suspicious brendon looks at ryan and spencer.

30 Seconds To Mars cover Lady Gaga's brilliant 'Bad Romance' on Radio 1 - Download http://www.sendspace.com/file/lckk9n Check out my blog: http://anomalyx.blogspot.com

Spencer tries re-definition and can't stop over-analyzing how new and young it always feels

[the one with the fucking to music description]

In which Kurt Hummel is HBIC of the entire damn world, and Santana Lopez has been known to all Lima as the local lesbo since seventh grade. Also Mercedes is a BAMF, Rachel is a sophomore, Quinn is a lesbian and so is Finn, and Jesse St. James is exactly the same.

BB! RyRo camwhore picspam!

The poster is hand-drawn and poorly photocopied, fluoro-neon paper and thick black sharpie writing. There’s a wonky little drawing of a skeleton flipping him off.

BLACK TEETH, it lists, MOTHER’S MILK, MORNING HAS BROKEN, ACCEPT YOUR DEFEAT, FREEZERBURN, $7 ADVANCE, $10 ON THE DOOR, BE THERE OR BE SQUARE MOTHERF***ER!!

Ryan taps his finger on the fourth name down, half-smiles at the angry little skeleton, who continues to scowl and swear at him all the same. Accept Your Defeat, he thinks. There. Them. His stomach flutters.

Can we talk about all the feels Tyler singing "20th Century Boy" is giving me?

Five scenes from Shakespeare, modified to include Fast-Penta

http://www.billboard.com/column/mashupmondays/neon-trees-doo-wop-justin-beiber-1004097860.story?tag=hpflash3 Newcomers Neon Trees give an exciting twist to Justin Bieber's hit "Baby". Interview by Lisa Binkert Videographers: Matthew Campbell, Hanon Rosenthal & Connor McKnight Edited by Jeff Chan

OKAY, normally I pull a line from the story as a summary, but I can't find a good one that summarizes SUPERVILLAINS IN LOVE, WAIT, IS LOVE THE RIGHT WORD? YES? PROBABLY? That's what this is about. Also mortality! Monsters! Armor! Asexuality! Gender! Violence! TRUE SUPERVILLAIN LOVE, YES.

Jon Walker and his boywives, a Big Love AU

(AO3 version! o/)