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Nine Days Wonder
Words:8074,AU in which Dumbledore died from the curse before Draco could attempt to kill him, the trio didn't run off on a camping trip, Ron makes good on his early promise of being a brilliant strategist and Snape gets his usual shit deal from fate. He does get heroically shagged, though.

Written for Snarry-a-thon11; prompt: A prophecy is revealed in which Snape has to be impregnated by Harry in order to give birth to the key to Voldemort's demise. The catch – it's not a baby.
웃김. 해리스네 관계성 보다는 그냥...웃긴 픽 보는 기분?
S7  harry/snape  crack  top!harry  bottom!snape  animagus  bird!snape  mpreg  sex-magic  first-time  rating:NC17  fandom:HP  length:Short 
november 2018 by engfordean
Words:7294,Written in response to this kinkmeme:

Hannibal & Will attend the opera together then go for a wonderful meal. After they go home and have passionate loving sex.

then the alarm clock goes off and Hannibal wakes up alone.

He lets Will believe he's a serial killer & cannibal because otherwise he knows Will won't find him interesting.

+1 Bedelia is the only one who knows the truth and is very worried about Hannibal.
+2 Alana realises how Hannibal feels about Will and this is really why she doesn't want to get into a relationship with Will.
+3 Will is truly oblivious

Lonely pinning Hannibal desperate for Will to notice him please :)

한니발이 살짝 불쌍하면서도 웃기다.
extremelyperturbed  S1  AU  will/hannibal  crack  Bedelia-Du-Maurier  Alana-Bloom  Dr.Frederick-Chilton  hannibal-is-not-cannibal  smitten!hannibal  oblivious!will  first-time  rating:PG  fandom:Hannibal  length:Short 
november 2018 by engfordean
Words:4279,This was in response to kinkmeme prompt that wanted Will and Hannibal to be 'pretend husbands.' Crack to the nth power.
extremelyperturbed  S1  AU  will/hannibal  fluff  crack  pretend-couple  hannibal-is-not-cannibal  marriage  first-time  rating:R  fandom:Hannibal  length:Short 
november 2018 by engfordean
come around again (only want to say goodbye)
Words:8.114, Hannibal is locked up in the Baltimore Asylum for the Criminally Insane. Supposedly he's in maximum security but he pretty much just breaks out and leaves any time it suits him.
And it suits him to break out whenever he thinks Will needs him.
I mean, they forgot Will's birthday! Come on, wouldn't you?
귀엽고 유머러스하다. 윌의 캐릭터는 조금 out-of-canon이라고 느꼈지만 귀여우니 됐다.
hito  S2  AU  will/hannibal  fluff  crack  toppy!hannibal  Cannibalism  first-time  rating:PG13  fandom:Hannibal  genre:humor  length:Short 
october 2018 by engfordean
Let's Get Divorced
Words:632, Dave and Spencer plan for their divorce. Of course, they need to get married first.
젠장 웃겨...이렇게 짧은 픽은 잘 북마크 안하는데 이건 너무 웃기다.
RebaK1tten  rossi/reid  fluff  marry  divorce  crack  established-relationship  rating:PG  fandom:CM  genre:humor 
september 2018 by engfordean
Messed Up
Words: 15.550, 딘은 어쩌다 인큐버스의 정액을 뒤집어쓰게 되고 인큐버스화된다.
웃기다. 뒤에 로맨틱한 부분이 있었지만 난 중간부분이 제일 좋았다. fuck up 버전 지킬앤하이드ㅋㅋㅋ
ronny_of_yore  S7  crack  bottom!dean  pining!sam  cursed!dean  magic  dirty-talk  rating:R  fandom:SPN  genre:humor  pairing:Sam/Dean  length:Middle 
september 2018 by engfordean
Suave & Complicated
Words:56.923, 샘과 딘은 '트루 럽'과 키스하면 적을 물러나게 한다는 돌을 얻는다.
재미있다. 재미있는데...섹스가 핫하지 않다. 그냥 웃기다. 샘이 너무 캐릭터 붕괴다. 웃기긴 하다... 우울할때 보면 좋을 듯. (주의: 스위칭있음. 끝부분 샘바텀이고, 전반적으로 샘은 애널섹스를 좋아하기 때문에 바텀스러운 느낌이 있다.그나마 딘 바텀일때가 더 섹시하긴 하다.)
OldToadWoman  S10  crack  bottom!dean  bottom!sam  top!sam  magic  castiel  kissing  first-time  happy-ending  rating:NC17  fandom:SPN  genre:humor  pairing:Sam/Dean  length:Long 
august 2018 by engfordean
Green and Gamboge
Words:5.776, 샘은 Paducah에서 처음으로 이상한 굴러다니는 소리를 듣는다.그리고 엔진이 켜질때마다 차는 리듬있게 비틀거린다.
웃긴다. 딘 귀여워ㅜㅜ으악. (주의: 한줄의 샘 바텀 묘사.)
sevenfists  crack  schmoop  jealous!sam  gremlins  first-time  rating:R  fandom:SPN  genre:humor  pairing:Sam/Dean  length:Short 
august 2018 by engfordean
Go the Other Way
Words:7.854, 샘이 크로스드레싱을 처음 제안했을 때, 딘은 그게 농담인 줄 알았다.
웃기다. 여장하고 익숙해져서 장난치는 딘도 귀엽고, 샘도 귀엽고.
sevenfists  crack  bottom!dean  top!sam  crossdressing  first-time  happy-ending  rating:NC17  fandom:SPN  genre:humor  pairing:Sam/Dean  length:Short 
august 2018 by engfordean
Dean and the Evil Glitter
Words:9499, 딘은 사이렌과 싸우던중 사이렌이 샘에게 뱉은 침을 대신 맞고, 저주에 걸린다.
유쾌하다. 계속 낄낄거리면서 읽었다. 샘은 독점욕 강하게 묘사된다.
scriggly  crack  awesome  bottom!dean  top!sam  cursed  possessive!sam  protective!sam  happy-ending  first-time  rating:NC17  fandom:SPN  genre:humor  pairing:Sam/Dean  length:Short 
august 2018 by engfordean
Alternate Versions
~2000 words, 딘은 빛나고 새로운 처녀 몸을 가지게 되었고, 형태변환자는 처녀인 딘을 신부로 삼으려고 한다. 딘에게는 계획이 있다.
poor_choices  crack  bottom!dean  top!sam  first-time  rating:NC17  fandom:SPN  genre:humor  pairing:Sam/Dean  length:Short 
august 2018 by engfordean

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