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Dating and Other Disasters
"Andrew thought it couldn't get any worse than having to watch Neil go on disastrous date after disastrous date with other people. Until Neil had the bright idea that they should fake date to mess with their friends." (51,086 words) This is adorable.
neil_josten  andrew_minyard  kevin_day  aaron_minyard  neil/andrew  clueless!neil  actor!neil  pining!andrew  author!andrew  pov:andrew  schmoop  angst  student!neil  student!andrew  theater  college  roommates  slowburn  pining  pretend!relationship  first_time  aftg:au:no!exy  fandom:allforthegame  author:lolainslackss  author:moonix  have:pdf 
25 days ago by elwarre
✢ You're Just Too Good to be True
"Blue likes Gansey. Gansey likes Blue. But Gansey can't date Blue until his best friend finds a boyfriend. Who could possibly be brave enough -- or desperate enough -- to date Ronan Lynch?" (30,566 words)
  adam_parrish  ronan_lynch  blue_sargent  richard_gansey  henry_cheng  opal  adam/ronan  blue/gansey  guilty!adam  protective!adam  hurt!ronan  understanding!ronan  pov:adam  hurt/comfort  pretend!relationship  abuse:child(past)  highschool  confession/secrets  first_time  rc:au:no!supernatural  fandom:ravencycle  author:shinealightonme  have:pdf 
october 2018 by elwarre
"The one where Stiles's grandmother comes to town, Danny agrees to be Stiles's fake boyfriend, Scott is annoyingly insightful, and there are vampires." (18,207 words) This is adorable.
stiles_stilinski  danny_mahealani  scott_mccall  sheriff_stilinski  stiles/danny  clueless!stiles  hurt!stiles  kidnapped!stiles  pining!stiles  bamf!dannymahealani  protective!dannymahealani  pining!dannymahealani  pov:stiles  action  schmoop  vampires  kidnapping  escape/rescue  pining  pretend!relationship  first_time  fandom:teenwolf  author:kim47  have:pdf 
august 2018 by elwarre
We're Just Strangers
"AU where Neil is in witness protection but still ends up an Exy junkie, Andrew doesn’t play Exy and needs a fake date to Allison and Renee’s wedding, the Moriyama’s aren’t criminals but Riko is still a dick, and Kevin has been living with his father since age 17 and just wants his friends to stop being dramatic so he can play Exy in PEACE" (83,662 words)
neil_josten  andrew_minyard  kevin_day  nicky_hemmick  neil/andrew  undercover!neil  understanding!neil  scarred!neil  ptsd!neil  understanding!andrew  ptsd!andrew  protective!andrew  pining!andrew  angst  hurt/comfort  misunderstanding  criminals/mafia  undercover  abuse:child(past)  ptsd  scars  pretend!relationship  slowburn  pining  first_time  aftg:au:different!path  fandom:allforthegame  author:whenwordsflyoffthepage  have:pdf 
april 2018 by elwarre
Let Me Keep You Safe
"When Stiles shows up unexpectedly on Jackson’s doorstep in London, Jackson has to protect him from his pack and blurts out the first thing he thinks of: that Stiles is his ex-boyfriend. When Stiles explains why he’s there, the two find themselves embroiled in a plot to save each other’s lives, and in the process of making it through alive, maybe they’ll find out they aren’t lying about how involved they actually are." (30,844 words)
stiles_stilinski  jackson_whittemore  stiles/jackson  smart!stiles  protective!stiles  bottom!stiles  protective!jackson  possessive!jackson  reluctant!jackson  pining!jackson  top!jackson  pov:jackson  action  schmoop  misunderstanding  languages:multiple  pretend!relationship  hothothot  kink:intercrural  kink:scentmarking  first_time  pairings:unusual  fandom:teenwolf  author:tryslora  have:pdf 
april 2018 by elwarre
I Wanna Hold You Like You're Mine
"I'm sorry? Who are you? And how would you know if Isak was really gay?" "I’m Even, and how about because I'm his fucking boyfriend?" Huh. This was news to Isak. (24,360 words)
isak_valtersen  even_bech_naesheim  emma_larzen  isak/even  student!isak  ptsd!isak  pining!isak  student!even  protective!even  understanding!even  pining!even  asshole!emma(skam)  angst  schmoop  friendship  theater  highschool  illness:mental  ptsd  abuse:child(past)  pretend!relationship  pining  first_time  skam:au:boarding_school  fandom:skam  author:giraffingallday  have:pdf 
march 2018 by elwarre
✢ Something Dumb to Do
"If Matt and Foggy get married, Foggy will never be forced to testify against Daredevil. It doesn't mean anything has to change, right?" (33,292 words) Wonderful.
  matt_murdock  foggy_nelson  karen_page  matt/foggy  bamf!matt  protective!matt  hurt!matt  clueless!matt  pining!matt  bottom!matt  kidnapped!foggy  hurt!foggy  clueless!foggy  pining!foggy  top!foggy  pov:matt  angst  hurt/comfort  friendship  kidnapping  escape/rescue  misunderstanding  pretend!relationship  hothothot  first_time  fandom:daredevil  author:poisonivory  have:pdf 
february 2018 by elwarre
What All This Time Was For
"On the rare occasions he reminisces about high school Foggy kind of wonders if he isn't just filling in the worst parts of teen comedies. Foggy goes to his high school reunion." (14,340 words)
foggy_nelson  matt_murdock  matt/foggy  pining!foggy  protective!matt  clueless!matt  pining!matt  pov:foggy  schmoop  pining  pretend!relationship  first_time  fandom:daredevil  author:lady_ragnell 
february 2018 by elwarre
If You're Wondering
"The Foxhole was a hole in the wall, quite literally. It was painted a muted orange with a series of white paw marks trailing across the wall that glowed under the pale yellow lighting of the café, with a small curled up fox painted right up against the counter. The sign said open, and the lights were on (well some of them were), but there was not a soul else in the café. The chairs were still stacked on the tables, and the register appeared to be turned off. Neil checked his watch, it read 5:26, and he figured he would have to get moving soon to keep to his schedule (even though there was nothing that required him to keep that schedule), coffee cart coffee wasn’t terrible (only it was), and maybe Renee had messed up and meant to tell him a later time (even though he had gotten his hopes up for halfway decent coffee entering his life)." (26,569 words)
neil_josten  andrew_minyard  jean_moreau  jeremy_knox  neil/andrew  artist!neil  scarred!neil  baker!andrew  schmoop  angst  bakery/coffeeshop  art/photography  scars  pretend!relationship  first_time  series/verse  aftg:au:no!exy  fandom:allforthegame  author:minyrrds 
january 2018 by elwarre
Schrödinger's Romance
"It could be a relationship, it could not be. You can assume either until you see for sure the results." We all know those moments. Those moments when your family all gathers around you and asks "So, do you have a boyfriend yet?". Bucky knows these moments all too well and, quite frankly, he's sick to death of them. Unfortunately, being a 21 year old college student makes it harder for him to come up with excuses, and with Christmas coming up he needs to think of a way out fast. A chance encounter with a stranger through an old library textbook could just be the kind of miracle he needs to make it through the holidays with his last shreds of sanity intact. (192,220 words)
bucky_barnes  clint_barton  darcy_lewis  natasha_romanov  tony_stark  brock_rumlow  steve/bucky  steve/peggy  clint/natasha  musician!bucky  hurt!bucky  drugged!bucky  pining!bucky  artist!steve  orphan!steve  protective!steve  pining!steve  protective!clint  friendship  confession/secrets  abuse:domestic(past)  noncon/dubcon  bullying  homophobia  drugs:nonconsensual  birthday/holiday  college  pretend!relationship  slowburn  pining  first_time  author:the_stonedsoldier 
august 2017 by elwarre
Electricity in the Contact
"In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that's not what it's called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he's not going to make it out of this weekend alive." (27,067 words)
stiles_stilinski  derek_hale  scott_mccall  stiles/derek  pining!stiles  clueless!stiles  bottom!stiles  pining!derek  clueless!derek  top!derek  pov:derek  humor  schmoop  misunderstanding  pretend!relationship  pining  hothothot  kink:scentmarking  kink:knotting  first_time  tw:postseries  fandom:teenwolf  author:ladyblahblah 
august 2017 by elwarre
✢ A Convenient Impracticality
"Somehow Harry ends up agreeing to a fake relationship with his ex-nemesis-turned-friendly-acquaintance-with-benefits, except for some reason it involves an awful lot of actual dating and, sadly, not much sex. Confused? Harry is too, but when has anything with Draco Malfoy ever been as straightforward as it seems?" (38,536 words) This is adorable.
  harry_potter  draco_malfoy  hermione_granger  pansy_parkinson  ron_weasley  harry/draco  auror!harry  clueless!harry  virgin!harry  pining!harry  auror!draco  virgin!draco  humor  schmoop  pretend!relationship  breakup  pining  kink:virginity  first_time  established!relationship  hp:postseries  fandom:harrypotter  author:firethesound 
august 2017 by elwarre
"When Snape's mother dies, an unexpected clause in her will requires him to get married or forget about inheriting Prince Manor. He despairs - until a highly convenient possibility arises." (16,590 words) Gets a little sappy/OOC near the end, but an enjoyable and amusing story nonetheless.
harry_potter  severus_snape  harry/severus  clueless!harry  professor!harry  bottom!harry  top!severus  humor  angst  misunderstanding  sexual!dysfunction  pretend!relationship  first_time  hp:postseries  fandom:harrypotter  author:moth 
july 2017 by elwarre
✢ One Life Stand
"Stiles is used to selling himself to make ends meet. But it's getting harder to keep those ends meeting, and there's only so much of Stiles to go around. Until a too-fancy car shows up in his neighborhood, and he meets Derek Hale. All Derek wants is Stiles's time, someone to stay on his arm for events and smile for the cameras. It's the easiest job Stiles has ever had, the best-paying one he's ever had, and he's more than happy to sign up. Derek is everything and nothing Stiles expects him to be, with his tailored suits, sharp mind and his quiet way of caring. But it's just a job and Stiles never meant to fall in love." (84,278 words)
  stiles_stilinski  derek_hale  scott_mccall  allison_argent  jackson_whittemore  isaac_lahey  stiles/derek  scott/allison  student!stiles  hooker!stiles  pining!stiles  bottom!stiles  businessman!derek  pining!derek  top!derek  pov:stiles  schmoop  angst  misunderstanding  prostitution  college  issues:class  pining  pretend!relationship  first_time  fandom:teenwolf  author:vendelin  have:pdf 
march 2017 by elwarre
Life is What Happens to You While You're Waiting for it to Start
"It wasn’t your typical boy meets girl story; like it was supposed to be. It was more like, boy meets girl, gets screwed over by girl, gets drunk and accidentally stumbles into a gay bar and ends up pretending, to everyone, to be married to the bar tender." (25,000 words)
jared_padalecki  jensen_ackles  jared/jensen  homeless!jared  bartender!jared  bottom!jared  architect!jensen  top!jensen  angst  schmoop  domesticity  homelessness  homophobia  pretend!relationship  first_time  fandom:rpf  author:sasskitten 
september 2016 by elwarre
Gravity's Got Nothing on You
“Three weeks,” Derek says. “Still don’t want to,” Stiles says. “I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so… “How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“ “My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.” “A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal. (83,980 words)
stiles_stilinski  derek_hale  laura_hale  scott_mccall  stiles/derek  bottom!stiles  protective!derek  possessive!derek  top!derek  humor  magic  hothothot  kink:scentmarking  kink:switching  pretend!relationship  first_time  tw:au:no!fire  fandom:teenwolf  author:zosofi 
august 2016 by elwarre
✢ Learn to Say the Same Thing
"As the purpose of this weekend is to get to know one another, please wear your name tag at all times. Sam and Dean end up at a single's retreat in the mountains and run into old friends." (14,000 words)
  sam_winchester  dean_winchester  jody_mills  ghostfacers  sam/dean  clueless!sam  jealous!dean  humor  schmoop  casefic  curse/spell  cabin/wilderness  birthday/holiday  undercover  pretend!relationship  jealousy  first_time  fandom:spn  author:glovered  have:pdf 
may 2016 by elwarre
The Consequences of Falling
"Sometimes when you evaluate the same old actions through new eyes, certain truths become self-evident. Or we see what we expect to see." (39,782 words)
sam_winchester  dean_winchester  charlie_bradbury  sam/dean  bottom!sam  top!dean  understanding!charlie  casefic  angst  farm/ranch  wincest!discovered  charlie_finds_out  ghosts  undercover  misunderstanding  pretend!relationship  slowburn  first_time  spn:season:7  fandom:spn  author:colette_capricious  have:pdf 
may 2016 by elwarre
Luna De Miel
"Supernatural Agents Sam and Dean Winchester are sent to investigate a prominent law firm with suspected werewolf activity. It's supposed to be an easy case since Sam's new to the job, and Dean has been assured that they are just doing reconnaissance. The first complication is the senior partner's assumption that they are married, not related. The second is that they know jack squat about navigating office politics. The third is that werewolves may not be the only supernatural creatures here. And the fourth... is the same as the first; Dean just feels that it bears repeating." (54,646 words)
sam_winchester  dean_winchester  charlie_bradbury  benny_lafitte  bobby_singer  ellen_harvelle  gordon_walker  sam/dean  bamf!sam  pining!sam  top!sam  bamf!dean  pining!dean  bottom!dean  angst  action  casefic  undercover  pretend!relationship  werewolves  vampires  misunderstanding  pining  first_time  spn:au  fandom:spn  author:theproblematique  have:pdf 
may 2016 by elwarre
✢ Always Be a Good Boy
"Dean has a practical streak. Sometimes Sam thinks he takes it a little too far. Missing moments from Folsom Prison Blues." (2795 words)
  sam_winchester  dean_winchester  gen  arrested!sam  arrested!dean  protective!dean  humor  incarceration  undercover  misunderstanding  pretend!relationship  spn:season:2  spn:ep:2.19(folsom_prison_blues)  fandom:spn  author:glorious_spoon  have:pdf 
may 2016 by elwarre
Operation: Mistletoe
"FBI Agent Jensen Ackles is a damn good agent, but his devil-may-care attitude, gut instinct, and sheer dumb luck have finally run out. With his job and reputation on the line, Jensen is assigned to a new partner: the overzealous and overachieving Agent Jared Padalecki. Their mission: Infiltrate a ring of drug dealers hiding out in Suburbia in the midst of the Holiday season. The only catch? They have to pretend to be head-over-heels in love with each other." (39,965 words)
jared_padalecki  jensen_ackles  chad_michael_murray  genevieve_cortese  jared/jensen  undercover!jared  secretagent!jared  pining!jared  hurt!jared  drugged!jared  undercover!jensen  secretagent!jensen  pining!jensen  possessive!jensen  reluctant!jensen  schmoop  angst  domesticity  spies/assassins  drugs:nonconsensual  birthday/holiday  pretend!relationship  pining  slowburn  first_time  fandom:rpf  author:dimpleforyourthoughts 
may 2016 by elwarre
Someone Else's Blood
"Sam/Dean, NC-17. Fanfic cliche #62: Character X and Character Y have to pretend to be dating!" (6800 words)
sam_winchester  dean_winchester  sam/dean  reluctant!sam  undercover!sam  reluctant!dean  undercover!dean  casefic  humor  undercover  pretend!relationship  first_time  fandom:spn  author:sevenfists  have:pdf 
april 2016 by elwarre

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