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Clean hands - Gwen77 (orphan_account) [Ao3]
Lannister was smiling widely and she shook his hand, reluctantly, because it would be rude not to and she was never rude. Lannister could afford to be rude, mocking, friendly, lazy, comfortable. She had to be professional, always, always. Her career wasn't like his.
sfw  fandom:gameofthrones  fandom:asongoficeandfire-georger.r.martin  pairing:jaime/brienne  words:7k-15k  type:fic 
june 2018 by dwarfankylosaur
Flat White - shiphitsthefan [Ao3]
Jaime only knows her as, “Flat white; sub heavy whipping cream; two extra ristretto shots.” She always comes to Winterfell Coffee during the slowest parts of the day, so there’s never been a real need to ask for her name. Flat White is tall, strong and imposing; Jaime wonders, when he’s utterly bored, if the drink was named after her.
nsfw  fandom:gameofthrones  fandom:asongoficeandfire-georger.r.martin  fandom:asongoficeandfire&relatedfandoms  pairing:jaime/brienne  words:7k-15k  type:fic 
june 2018 by dwarfankylosaur
World Ain't Ready - idiopathicsmile [Ao3]
Enjolras presses his lips together. He already looks pained, and Grantaire hasn't even opened his mouth yet. That's got to be a record, even for them.
"I need a favor," he says at last.
"With what?" says Grantaire. "Ooh, are you forming a cult? Can I join? I'd be awesome at cults, I just know it." He ticks off his qualifications on his fingers. "I love chanting, I look great in robes—"
sfw  fandom:lesmisérables  pairing:enjolras/grantaire  words:60k+  type:fic  trope:fakedating  pining  trope:highschool!au  genre:au 
june 2018 by dwarfankylosaur
When Your First Four Dates Are in a Convenience Store, It Might Be Destiny - florahart [Ao3]
Clint Barton, one time carnie, is halfway to a college degree and working nights to pay for it when Phil Coulson shows up in his life and orders a burrito.
nsfw  fandom:avengers  pairing:clint/phil  words:15k-30k  type:fic  genre:au  trope:meet-cute 
june 2018 by dwarfankylosaur
I Never Shook My Shadow - Laura Kaye (laurakaye) [Ao3]
Clint has thought about it, maybe more than is strictly healthy; sometimes he’d tell himself stories about what would happen if Phil just showed up one day, alive.
nsfw  fandom:avengers  fandom:agentsofs.h.i.e.l.d.  pairing:clint/phil  words:7k-15k  type:fic  trope:fixit 
june 2018 by dwarfankylosaur
Catch Your Voice - lavvyan [Ao3]
Clint keeps telling himself he's not obsessed with Coulson. From the way Natasha keeps laughing at him, she's not buying it either. But it's only a crush if you know what the other guy actually looks like, right?
sfw  fandom:avengers  fandom:marvelavengersmoviesuniverse  pairing:clint/phil  words:7k-15k  type:fic  pining  fluff 
may 2018 by dwarfankylosaur
Intermission - mrasaki [Ao3]
He supposes the 'back from the dead' thing doesn't help, even if Medical is 98% sure he isn't a zombie.
nsfw  fandom:avengers  pairing:clint/phil  words:15k-30k  type:fic 
may 2018 by dwarfankylosaur
Great Things in Small Packages - pagination [Ao3]
“Look,” Thorin said to Dwalin, after the halfling had miraculously survived a hundred foot fall and caught up with them after escaping a mountain full of ravenous goblins, the entire company had been cornered on a cliff by wargs and set fire to the trees they were on, Thorin himself had managed to avoid getting decapitated, and the whole lot of them had gotten an unexpected ride by oliphant-sized talking eagles. The halfling was still bubbling happily nearby, his stupidly beautiful eyes wide open and fawn-like. “Look,” Thorin said again, a little more firmly. “There’s something not right about all this.”

“Mahal, not this again,” said Dwalin.
sfw  fandom:hobbit  pairing:bilbo/thorin  words:3k-7k  type:fic  funny 
may 2018 by dwarfankylosaur
Home Improvement - pagination [Ao3]
“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.

“In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.

“In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?”
nsfw  fandom:avengers  pairing:clint/phil  words:15k-30k  type:fic  funny 
may 2018 by dwarfankylosaur
Erro, Ergo Sum - pagination [Ao3]
If there is an indisputable fact about Phil Coulson, it is that he is ordinary. When all other truths like mortality, identity, humanity, and biology are under attack, this one cornerstone of reality is the ground he will stand and die on.
nsfw  fandom:avengers  fandom:agentsofs.h.i.e.l.d.  pairing:clint/phil  words:7k-15k  type:fic 
may 2018 by dwarfankylosaur
it's free (and always will be) - kellifer_fic, maichan808 (maichan) [Ao3]
Stiles starts looking around, like there's someone who'll rescue him from this painfully awkward situation and Derek can't blame him. All he can think is this is some kind of elaborate prank Laura is playing on him after she'd found his pile of Fangboy back copies last month.
nsfw  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  words:30k-60k  type:fic  misunderstanding  trope:fakedating  trope:firsttime 
may 2018 by dwarfankylosaur
My Taco Sparkles - butyoureyessaidyes [Ao3]
The first time he sees Stiles Stilinski, the kid’s on his hands and knees in Derek’s office.
sfw  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  words:30k-60k  type:fic 
may 2018 by dwarfankylosaur
Motherland - sevenfists [Ao3]
The first Zhenya heard about it was an email from Sidney in the middle of August.
nsfw  fandom:hockeyrpf  words:60k+  type:fic  pairing:crosby/malkin 
june 2017 by dwarfankylosaur
Always Feel It - philalethia [Ao3]
Sherlock’s mind being what it is, masturbation can be a bit… complicated.
nsfw  fandom:sherlock  pairing:sherlock/john  words:0-3k  type:fic  pining  unrequited 
september 2016 by dwarfankylosaur
The Curves of Your Lips Rewrite History - zamwessell [Ao3]
Javert/Valjean - hatesex that becomes a genuine relationship.From the prompt: Javert recognises Madeline as Valjean from the moment they meet, but they both know that any accusation would come down to his word against that of a respected businessman. So Javert goes about his duties and waits for Valjean to slip up, while Valjean goes about his life and waits for Javert to denounce him.Of course it would all be so much easier if they didn't have to see each other every day.
nsfw  fandom:lesmisérables  fandom:lesmisérables-schönberg/boublil  pairing:javert/jean  words:15k-30k  type:fic 
july 2016 by dwarfankylosaur
World Ain't Ready - idiopathicsmile [Ao3]
Enjolras presses his lips together. He already looks pained, and Grantaire hasn't even opened his mouth yet. That's got to be a record, even for them."I need a favor," he says at last."With what?" says Grantaire. "Ooh, are you forming a cult? Can I join? I'd be awesome at cults, I just know it." He ticks off his qualifications on his fingers. "I love chanting, I look great in robes—"(High school AU. Grantaire the disaffected stoner is pulled into a cause bigger than himself. Or: in which there are pretend boyfriends for great justice.)
!!!!!  sfw  fandom:lesmisérables  pairing:enjolras/grantaire  pairing:background/jean  words:60k+  type:fic  genre:au 
june 2016 by dwarfankylosaur
Stay In My Arms (If You Dare) - poisonivory [Ao3]
The Defenders are the most elite bodyguard agency in the world. When Wilson Fisk's personal attorney Foggy Nelson walks in looking for protection from a mysterious man in black, Matt Murdock is more than happy to take Mr. Nelson's safety in hand. But Nelson's guilt is hard to prove, and Matt may have gotten himself in too deep - especially once someone besides the man in black starts gunning for his client.
nsfw  fandom:daredevil  fandom:jessicajones  fandom:defenders  pairing:matt+&&  pairing:matt/franklin  words:30k-60k  type:fic  genre:au 
june 2016 by dwarfankylosaur
His Right Hand Slip - hansbekhart [Ao3]
“Nothing I haven’t seen before,” Steve says, and Bucky’s mouth twists, the kind of ugly expression he used to make when he thought Steve was full of shit. “Not unless HYDRA gave you an extra dick too,” he adds, and that works: Bucky laughs and presses the fingers of that metal hand over his eyes.

“Not even the future cured that smart mouth on you,” he says.

“It’s metal, isn’t it,” Steve says. “They both metal?”
nsfw  fandom:captainamerica  pairing:bucky/steve  words:3k-7k  type:fic 
may 2016 by dwarfankylosaur
we are all stardust - synergenic (Losseflame) - Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Ao3]
Finn wakes up. He wakes up slow, the rising tide of consciousness making him aware, firstly, of how stale his mouth tastes. Then it's the general stiffness of his body, the foreign feeling of a pillow beneath his head, the softness of the clothes he's wearing. Finn doesn't think he's ever worn clothes so soft.
sfw  fandom:starwarsepisodevii:theforceawakens  pairing:poe/finn  words:15k-30k  type:fic 
april 2016 by dwarfankylosaur
willing to wait for it - anonymousdaredevils [Ao3]
"Take your clothes off and get your laptop out,” Matt says, as soon as he lets Foggy into his apartment. He’s got that voice going that makes Foggy blush—a little Daredevil, a little objection, your honor, but Matt all around the edges.(Matt makes Foggy describe his favorite porn video to him while keeping him from touching himself. That's it, it's trash.)
d'awww  nsfw  fandom:daredevil  pairing:matt/franklin  words:0-3k  type:fic 
march 2016 by dwarfankylosaur
the prosecution rests - dirtybinary [Ao3]
The Asset has to admit, ending a mission with Captain America crying into his lap is pretty unexpected. Even for him, and he is trained to anticipate all contingencies.
The Asset runs into his ex-mission halfway across the world. Surprisingly, very little fighting ensues.
sfw  fandom:captainamerica  fandom:marvelcinematicuniverse  pairing:bucky/steve  words:0-3k  type:fic 
march 2016 by dwarfankylosaur
a marvelous gift - biblionerd07 [Ao3]
Bucky Barnes has a curse: he has to obey any orders he receives. It gets more complicated when he becomes best friends with Steve Rogers--the prince who will one day be king.
sfw  fandom:captainamerica  pairing:bucky/steve  pairing:bucky+  pairing:steve+  pairing:peggy+  words:30k-60k  type:fic  genre:au  pining 
march 2016 by dwarfankylosaur
Recovery - imaginary_golux [Ao3]
Finn is recovering from being lightsabered in the back, and also from being brainwashed for decades. Poe is recovering from the whole disaster on Jakku.Also, Poe might be pining. Just a little. Perhaps.
nsfw  fandom:starwarsepisodevii:theforceawakens  pairing:poe/finn  words:7k-15k  type:fic  pining  fluff 
january 2016 by dwarfankylosaur
I Slithered Here From Eden - pocketclocked [Ao3]
(Just to Sit Outside Your Door)
Foggy had a soft spot for musicals and cheese-flavored snacks, and was, quite possibly, one of the worst demons that Hell had ever spat out. And Matt… well.
Matt was one of those Avenging Angel types, and he was really good at his job.
nsfw  fandom:daredevil  pairing:matt/franklin  words:3k-7k  type:fic  genre:au 
october 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
worship you - mortarsmayfall [Ao3]
for a daredevil kinkmeme prompt: "Matt hates himself so much that by now it's become a fact of life for him. "Sky's blue, grass is green, Matt Murdock is an irredeemable sack of shit, the Pope is Catholic."
Someone comes along and sweeps him off his feet. Matt is timid and wary and disbelieving because he thinks he's not worth loving, and this person probably just feels bad for him and is humoring him. Maybe he says yes to everything because he doesn't want to be unnecessarily difficult; maybe he pushes the other person away. He really REALLY likes them but takes that as a sign of weakness.
Eventually the other person finds out and just loves the shit out of him, trying to get him to trust them and believe he's good.
MAKE ME CRY."
Inch by inch, step by step, Matt Murdock gets loved.
nsfw  fandom:daredevil  pairing:matt/franklin  words:7k-15k  type:fic  firsttime 
october 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
20th Century Limited - Speranza [Ao3]
"Where am I? Where is this?" and he was in Brooklyn, he was on a beach, the train was shaking around him. He was in the plane, ice splintering up onto the windshield. He was in a tank, tubes trailing from his face, from his groin. Christ, he was cold. There was still ice on his fingers. He was in the Grand Canyon. He was in Times Square. This couldn't be Times Square. Where the hell was this? "Tell me! Where am I, who are you, where's—" —Bucky?
!!!!!  nsfw  fandom:captainamerica  fandom:marvelcinematicuniverse  pairing:bucky/steve  words:30k-60k  type:fic 
october 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
Steve Rogers' Dad Face and Other Common Hazards - AggressiveWhenStartled [Ao3]
Today, Peter was honest-to-god going to see Captain America himself up close, in person, and not from a rooftop or tiny crevice like a creepy stalker fanboy. Even better, he was going to watch Steve Rogers make history by soldiering his beleaguered way through the most intensely awkward and honestly ridiculous press conference in the history of ever-- jaw thrust out and spine ramrod straight. Trying hard to be polite and respectful in the face of adversity. While a bunch of assholes with cameras and microphones shouted at him about Iron Man’s adolescent dick.
sfw  fandom:marvelcinematicuniverse  fandom:amazingspider-man  fandom:captainamerica  fandom:avengers  pairing:bucky/steve  words:3k-7k  type:fic 
june 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
The Hardships of Courtships in the Bagginshield Ship - alkjira [Ao3]
Work Text:

Thorin gazed adoringly into Bilbo's eyes. Which were hazel, or blue or brown. Possibly green. But it did not matter because they were the most beautiful eyes Thorin had ever seen. More beautiful than the stars in the sky or the gems in the ground.



The mighty Dwarven King’s own eyes were any nuance of blue the author deemed particularly pretty at the moment. Azure, we’ll say for now.
genre:crack  nsfw  fandom:hobbit  pairing:bilbo/thorin  words:0-3k  type:fic 
may 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
A Pretty Face - panickyintheuk [Ao3]
Bilbo does his best to prove that he isn't completely shallow. The Company doesn't seem convinced, for some reason.
trope:dwarvish-beauty-standards  sfw  fandom:hobbit  pairing:bilbo/thorin  pairing:kíli/tauriel  words:0-3k  type:fic  genre:au 
april 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
The Great Wide Somewhere - amycarey [Ao3]
"It was an idea only an idiot could come up with Regina had said, though she hadn’t disagreed with the plan, and half an hour into the drive Emma’s inclined to believe her."It has been seven years since Emma rolled into Storybrooke, and she and Regina are finally in a friendship that doesn't teeter on the precipice of hatred. When Regina's pining over Henry, away for the summer at an astronomy programme in Tucson, Emma suggests a road trip to surprise him for his birthday.
nsfw  fandom:onceuponatime  pairing:regina/emma  words:15k-30k  type:fic  fluff 
april 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
Will You Accept This Rose? - amycarey [Ao3]
Regina Mills' mother bullies her into replacing a contestant on 'The Bachelor'. Emma Swan's former roommate thinks she needs to find love and submits her application. The pair meet on the show, both half-heartedly vying for the attentions of the same man (white, blandly good looking, mildly narcissistic) and doing an all too excellent job of it.
sfw  fandom:onceuponatime  pairing:regina/emma  words:7k-15k  type:fic  genre:au 
april 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
Something Blue - Lapin [Ao3]
Thorin marries Bilbo after the Battle of Five Armies, a marriage of convenience, not love. Slowly, they must come to make the best of it, Bilbo resolves. After all, he's a Hobbit. They make the best of things.
pining  nsfw  fandom:hobbit  pairing:bilbo/thorin  pairing:fíli/ori  words:30k-60k  type:fic  genre:au 
march 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
Lay Your Head Down (I Won't Let The Boogeyman Come) - tabris [Ao3]
"I've kind of. Had this fantasy," Stiles says in a stumbling rush. "And seeing as this may be my last week ever in this room. Kind of a now or never thing. So. Um."Derek drags his nose up the back of Stiles' neck, pulling him closer to his chest as he makes a questioning sound. Stiles takes a deep breath and holds it for a moment, then blurts out, "I just really want you to sneak in, pin me down, and start fucking me so when I wake up I can't do anything but lie there take it."
kink:somnophilia  nsfw  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  words:3k-7k  type:fic  established 
march 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
This, You Protect - owlet [Ao3]
The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect
genre:crack  sfw  words:60k+  type:fic  fandom:marvel 
march 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
Aes Imaginosum - Sineala [Ao3]
"Are you very certain you have no brothers, Marcus?" Esca asked.

Or, to paraphrase "Things one should not do when directing Shakespeare": Esca should probably not say "How Wonderful!" as though he's thinking, "Threesome!"
genre:comedy-of-errors  sfw  pairing:marcus/esca  words:7k-15k  type:fic  trope:pining  fandom:the-eagle 
march 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
For Your Information - reni_days [Ao3]
"Merlin," says Gaius, very slowly. "Why is Uther Pendragon sending you flowers?"

Merlin glares. "Because he doesn't understand about Pride weekend," he grits. "I never should have mentioned it, but he asked about holidays, like he thought we were some sort of weird religious organisation. Look at this card: Congratulations on your homosexuality. I am proud of you."

Gaius stares at him for a long moment, and then tips back his head and laughs and laughs.
genre:crack  sfw  fandom:merlin  pairing:merlin/arthur  words:7k-15k  type:fic 
february 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
You Make It Look Good - Ferritin4 [Ao3]
Nylon calls him on Tuesday for a thing on the weekend, and he says sure, if Sunday’s okay. They do weirder, more avant-garde shit than he’s ever really up for on an intellectual level, but on an intellectual level modeling is mostly stupid. “It’s just some sweaters,” they tell him, so he gears up for wearing some sweaters while riding creepy neon reindeer or being buried face-down in artificial snow, because he knows how the fuckers at Nylon think.

The fuckers at Nylon apparently think it’s cool to waste a bunch of his time by hiring a photographer who doesn’t even start setting up until noon, and then he spends like six fucking years moving chairs around and then, finally, he says, “Where’s the model?” so Jonny sticks his book under his chair and gets up.

“Oh,” the photographer says, “hey. Cool. Can you run out and get me some coffee?”

“Uh,” Jonny says, “no? Then we’ll start even later.”

“Wait,” the guy says, shoving some ugly fucking Raggedy Andy blond curls off his face, “you? You’re the model?”
nsfw  fandom:hockeyrpf  pairing:kane/toews  words:30k-60k  type:fic  genre:au 
february 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
You Give Love A Bad Name - pyrodynamo [Ao3]
Dear Captain Serious,
I’ve been saving up for a couple of toys, but my question is, how do you approach people in a sex shop?
Love, D-Hydrated

Dear Dehydrated,
Don’t approach anyone in a sex shop. Don’t go into a sex shop. You’ll never leave.
Regards, Captain Serious.
nsfw  fandom:hockeyrpf  pairing:kane/toews  words:3k-7k  type:fic  genre:au 
february 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
53 blowjobs: a love story - zarathuse [Ao3]
Patrick realizes, even as he’s sketching little dry erase arrows to indicate that his wrist movement should be counterclockwise, that he’s probably going kind of overboard with this. But there is not a single doubt in his mind that this is exactly what Tazer did to come up with his devastating Taylor-Swift-humming/ball-sucking combo move, and if this is what it takes to reclaim victory, then so fucking be it.
nsfw  fandom:hockeyrpf  pairing:kane/toews  words:7k-15k  type:fic 
february 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
tell me something I need to know - thenorthface [Ao3]
There’s a stirring of warmth in Jon’s gut that he immediately pushes away, trying to concentrate on his training. “You lookin’ for a good time tonight?”
Instantly once he gets the words out, he wants to cringe. Gross, he sounds like a sexual predator. Way to go, Jon.
The corner of the hooker’s mouth turns up in a half smile, like he’s trying not to laugh at Jon. “Depends,” he replies. “What’s in it for me?”Jon can’t arrest him until there’s concrete proof that he’ll have sex for money. He needs a clear statement of intent—a ‘you’ll have to pay me this much’.
nsfw  fandom:hockeyrpf  pairing:kane/toews  words:3k-7k  type:fic  genre:au 
february 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
All's Fair in Orgasms and War - bleep0bleep [Ao3]
AVN BREAKING NEWS-- DIAMOND VISTA RIDGE BREAKS HIS CONTRACT WITH HALE HOUSE
"We haven't seen much of our favorite rock hard stud from Hale House ever since that indie twink dethroned him as champion in Orgasm Wars, but it's just been confirmed that Diamond will no longer be working for the legendary studio famous for producing some of our favorite werewolf-on-human works. Don't fret, Diamond fans, it looks like he's been spotted cozying up to True Alpha Studios! Apparently he couldn't get enough of that one human and then followed him home. Could it be true love? Keep your eye on this studio-- us at AVN think we're about to get a lot more of Diamond in a very new way!"
~The one in which (almost) everyone is a porn star, and Derek just wants to curl up with his fluffy blanket and watch the Hallmark channel, but work and falling in love gets in the way.
nsfw  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  words:60k+  type:fic  genre:au  trope:pining 
january 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
Love On The Rink - agirlnamedfia [Ao3]
Honestly, the first one is an accident.
Or, how Sidney Crosby finds love through message boards, heaving bosoms, boat rides and a lot of grand gestures.
sfw  fandom:hockeyrpf  pairing:crosby/malkin  words:7k-15k  type:fic  trope:pining 
january 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
Make His Brown Eyes Blue - jezziejay [Ao3]
Jonny's an FBI agent. Patrick's on the Most Wanted list. Occasionally they tie each other up and make out.
genre:crack  sfw  fandom:hockeyrpf  pairing:kane/toews  words:7k-15k  type:fic  genre:au 
january 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
It's a Dog's Life - manic_intent [Ao3]
Six months, no yellow cape, and one and a half thankfully harmless gun accidents after, Harold and Nathan had settled into a routine. The Machine would send them a number, and Harold would try his damnedest to resolve it through a computer. Usually, this endeavour would end in failure, because despite the advent of technology, the idiocy of certain members of humanity was so fundamental that not even computers could provide any sort of real solution. This meant that Nathan often had to intervene. Sometimes they hired help: which had worked out with varying degrees of disaster. Sometimes they tipped off the police. Sometimes Nathan and Harold ventured out, bickering all the time, and the success rate of this latter tactic was usually at around 24%. It also usually served to further erode Harold’s already falling opinion of humanity.
genre:crack  hahahahaha  nsfw  fandom:personofinterest  words:7k-15k  type:fic  genre:au  pairing:finch/reese  trope:pining 
january 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
A Good Catch (True?) - coalitiongirl [Ao3]
[Swan Queen] Post 4.04. In her continuing pursuit of Regina's happiness, Emma decides to play matchmaker for her. With any available suitors out there. Any.   "Have you been taking advice from your mother? Is this a setup?"  "She said she'd let me out of jail if I dated you," Will says helpfully, and Regina stares at him and then Emma and then covers her face with her hands.
sfw  fandom:onceuponatime  words:3k-7k  type:fic  pairing:regina/emma 
january 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
The Right to Arm Bears - cyndisision [Ao3]
Bucky Bear didn't ask to get made. He didn’t ask to get assembled out of pieces and parts and snippets of lost memory, and turned into some little monster. He especially didn’t ask to become a walking, talking reminder of everything James Barnes has lost.
In which Tony Stark has no sense of what’s appropriate in a gag gift, and never does anything by halves—even creating a plush bear AI based on his friend’s long-lost assassin sidekick.
genre:crack  sfw  fandom:marvel  words:3k-7k  type:fic  fluff 
january 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
Like That Taylor Swift Song - cheesewithmy [Ao3]
Sid starts dating guys over the summer. Geno has no problems with that, in theory. In practice, all of Sid's boyfriends are horrible. Geno hates every single one of them.
sfw  fandom:hockeyrpf  pairing:crosby/malkin  words:3k-7k  type:fic  trope:pining 
january 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
Frost Warning - cheesewithmy [Ao3]
Sidney's life has always been different, but when he's hired in the middle of the school-year to replace the missing kindergarten teacher of a small town, things take a turn for the weird, even for him. There's a friendly bear. There's something wicked out in the woods. It's up to Sidney to figure everything out while trying to get settled in his new home.
nsfw  fandom:hockeyrpf  pairing:crosby/malkin  words:30k-60k  type:fic 
january 2015 by dwarfankylosaur
Giving Craigslist Thanks - mossqueen [Ao3]
"Dude. Your family are like, the nicest people ever and I feel like such a douche bag right now."
Derek blinked at Stiles through his reflection in the mirror.
"What."
"No, seriously, they're trying so hard to be good to me even though I literally told your vegetarian sister to 'suck it' as I bit into a piece of turkey twenty minutes ago. What did they even do to you, man?"
--Erica jokingly sends Derek a link to a Craigslist ad and Derek actually responds to it.
genre:crack  sfw  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  words:7k-15k  type:fic  genre:au  trope:pining 
december 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
Til You Make It - sophiahelix [Ao3]
"Even if Patrick were actually bi and dumb enough to fall for Jonny, it isn't going to get him anywhere.
Right now, Patrick's feeling pretty dumb, and he's had four drinks and is starting to wonder about the other part."
nsfw  fandom:hockeyrpf  pairing:kane/toews  words:3k-7k  type:fic  trope:fakedating 
november 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
it'll make your heart beat faster - uhhyeah [Ao3]
Patrick is stumbling as a result of having drunk most of the bar they went to after the game. Jonny's stumbling under the weight of trying to keep Patrick upright.
nsfw  fandom:hockeyrpf  pairing:kane/toews  words:3k-7k  type:fic  trope:alcohol  trope:firsttime 
november 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
The Art Of Trolling - Odsbodkins [Ao3]
Since everyone thinks they can ask all kinds of intrusive questions about Captain America, it's Bucky's duty to troll the hell out of them.
genre:crack  sfw  pairing:bucky/steve  words:3k-7k  type:fic  established  fandom:marvel 
november 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
Always Stay Near Me, For Tomorrow I Will Have Much To Do - roguewrld [Ao3]
After saving Captain America, the Asset goes into hiding. His memories start returning in pieces, including the love of his life left behind in Brooklyn and the relationship he had with Captain America during the war.
Unable to reconcile his memories of Captain America and pre-Serum Steve, Bucky believes he's dead. On the advice of the vivid hallucination he's having of Steve, Bucky Barnes seeks help in his fight against HYDRA from Director Coulson's newly reformed SHIELD.
*set in between the last scene of Captain America: The Winter Soldier and the Smithsonian stinger*
skye-trash-party  angst  nsfw  fandom:marvel  pairing:bucky/steve  words:30k-60k  type:fic 
november 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
Learn How To Bend - nerdwegian [Ao3]
"Okay, let's say you see someone, a stranger, but you decide that you maybe want to get to know them better, how would you--how would you go about doing that?"In which there's terrible dating advice, terrible Starbucks drinks, and a whole lot of denial.
nsfw  genre:humor  pairing:bucky/steve  words:3k-7k  type:fic  fandom:marvel 
november 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
Running Up That Hill - idyll [Ao3]
In which Derek fights the forces of evil and has no idea how Stiles started working for, or living with, him.
nsfw  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  words:15k-30k  type:fic  angst 
november 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
Goodbye Piccadilly, Farewell Leicester Square - Speranza [Ao3]
Natasha wanted to tell him the whole story of wartime London and the pub and seeing who Steve Rogers was before he lost everything, and meeting The Winter Soldier only to find out that he was just a young charmer named Bucky Barnes.
nsfw  fandom:captainamerica  fandom:marvelcinematicuniverse  pairing:bucky/steve  words:7k-15k  type:fic  firsttime 
november 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
silhouette, step into the streetlight - caughtinanocean [Ao3]
Between the two of them, Bucky's not the only one with ghosts.
All Bucky can think, holding on to Steve the way he's always done, in one way or another, the ugly truth of something creeping into his awareness, is 'who the fuck dared not love him?'
Written for this prompt at the Steve/Bucky fest.
trope:prostitution  skinny!steve  nsfw  pairing:bucky/steve  words:7k-15k  type:fic  fandom:marvel 
november 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
This Is Not A Jane Austen Novel - raiining [Ao3]
Clint Barton meets Phil Coulson when he is young and stupid. Years later they meet again, and Clint realizes he may already have fucked up the best thing that ever happened to him.
sfw  pairing:clint/coulson  words:7k-15k  type:fic  fandom:marvel  trope:pining 
november 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
Parallel Constructions - freshbakedlady [Ao3]
In the absence of orders, the man wearing the face of Bucky Barnes must figure out who he will be. The answer, mostly, is "somebody Steve Rogers can love." Nothing so easy should ever take this much work.
sfw  pairing:bucky/steve  words:7k-15k  type:fic  fandom:marvel 
november 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
pull apart the dark - togina [Ao3]
Steve's unending faith in his best friend was beginning to look less like hope and more like fantasy. When they'd caught the Soldier – in a fire fight that still gave Sam nightmares – the only thing the man seemed to recall was how to hit exactly where it hurt.Four months later, Barnes still refused to speak English. Refused to heed anything but Steve's voice.So, all in all, it was not a great time for Hydra to attack New York. All in all, Sam really wished they'd just killed him, instead of turning Captain America into a baby.
!!!!!  sfw  pairing:bucky/steve  words:60k+  type:fic  fandom:marvel 
november 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
Give an Inch - Lauralot [Ao3]
The Captain has a warm smile and clear, open eyes. The Soldier knows these are tricks. He's fallen for them before and he won't do it again.
2am-prozac-bender  nsfw  fandom:marvel  words:3k-7k  type:fic 
november 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
Of Many - Asidian [Ao3]
He tries it the easy way, the first time, like the coward Steve's never believed he is. It's 1943, and Bucky's still waking clammy with night sweats, phantom restraints pinning him down and Zola's voice in his head. He's still talking big to cover how he jerks away whenever anyone puts a hand on him. He’s pretending he doesn't see the way Steve looks at him, the way they all look at him, like he's in danger of coming apart.Only this time – this time when they try to give him a discharge, he takes it. He crams what little owns in his duffel and ships off for the states.
nsfw  fandom:marvel  pairing:bucky/steve  words:7k-15k  type:fic 
november 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
rate of recidivism - alcibiades [Ao3]
So here you are, in the future. The rest is more complicated.OR: Bucky Barnes learns how to be angry again.
nsfw  pairing:bucky/steve  words:60k+  type:fic  trope:firsttime  fandom:marvel 
november 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
Shoeless Joe and the Sunshine Kid - nimmieamee [Ao3]
When Bucky was sufficiently recovered, he and Steve took a trip. They saw the baseball hall of fame. They saw a clear blue lake. They saw the countryside, with clumps of trees in many colors.(Something about this is a lie.)
nsfw  fandom:marvel  pairing:bucky/steve  words:15k-30k  type:fic 
november 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
Switch - montrose [Ao3]
"No," Patrick says, "I know. It's not that. It's, I mean. You were always like that. You didn't treat me like I was a sweet little wannabe, just goofing around on the ice until I could snag a collar. You treated me like a fucking hockey player."
nsfw  fandom:hockeyrpf  pairing:kane/toews  words:30k-60k  type:fic  genre:au 
october 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
A Gentleman's Guide to Knotting - borninthecold (themadlurker) [Ao3]
"In this age of easily available bond suppressants, knotting is no longer confined to mating ritual, and this has led to an enthusiastic adoption of knotting practices in casual sexual encounters. However, that is no excuse for ungentlemanly behaviour in the bedroom!"
genre:crack  nsfw  fandom:hockeyrpf  pairing:gagner/tavares  pairing:kane/toews  pairing:crosby/malkin  pairing:briere/giroux  words:3k-7k  type:fic 
october 2014 by dwarfankylosaur
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