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f!Lavellan/Solas, Double Trouble, 4/?
Solas is NOT Fen’Harel. He’s actually the Dread Wolf’s super nerd identical twin. They’ve been switching places off and on the whole time. In fact, they've shared the same identity in public since before the rise of the Evanuris.
AO3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16138184
prompt:filled  fanfic:unfinished  dragon_age:inquisition  character:lavellan  character:solas  character:fen'harel  relationship:het  pairing:f!lavellan_solas  pairing:f!inquisitor_solas  kink:rough_sex  kink:double_penetration  kink:threesome  kink:humor 
december 2018 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Cassandra and Dorian in temporary arranged marriage (humour)
For some reason it's important to the Inquisition that Cassandra and Dorian enter into an arranged marriage. It's a temporary contract - six months to a year ought to do it - and no one expects Dorian to be anyone other than who he is so - despite his protestations on how he fled Tevinter in order to avoid this exact thing - he isn't too miffed at indulging them. Cassandra is slightly more displeased, but not much, and when duty calls she answers.

Give me shenanigans, anons. Give me a Cassandra who wakes up before the crack of dawn infuriating Dorian with her routine - they don't share a bed, but they do share connecting bedrooms, and the noise she makes donning her armour and such is enough to wake him - and Dorian primping and occupying the only tub they have available for *hours* while she's sweaty from practice and just wants to soak for five minutes. Give me aaaall the disgusted noises.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:dorian  character:cassandra  kink:humor  fanfic:not_porn 
march 2018 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Anders and the curse of aggressive mages
Anders wants to prove to Fenris that most mage are kind and pacifist people who just want to go about their lives and only sometimes set a sleeve on fire by accident.
However, the universe conspires against him. He finally manages to get Fenris to at least listen to him, and then three blood mages and an abomination falls through the door.
He finally calms the elf down enough to demonstrate the healing power of magic, and then a blood mage kicks in the door and summons eight demons.
Anders eventually ends up trying to cave another mage's head in with his staff, while angrily yelling about how mages are CALM and PEACEFUL people who wouldn't hurt a fly.
dragon_age:2  prompt:unfilled  character:anders  character:fenris  kink:humor 
february 2018 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Christmas in Thedas
Modern Guy/Girl in Thedas is feeling terribly homesick over the winter. Inky has been reminiscing about family Christmas gatherings, so the companions decide to throw a surprise Christmas celebration, based on the stories Inky has been telling them. The only thing is, they've never done Christmas before (obviously), and they have only the vaguest concept of the traditions involved.

I'd like to see a fluffy, possibly humorous, feel-good piece in which we see the companions' interpretations of Christmas traditions, and how much they care about their beloved Inquisitor. Gen is fine, but if there is a love interest, I prefer a male Inky with Dorian.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:gen_male_inquisitor  kink:fluff  kink:humor  kink:modern_character_in_thedas  character:dorian  pairing:dorian_m!inquisitor  relationship:slash  kink:holiday 
december 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Alistair/Morrigan in Dragon Age: Romantic Comedy
Dragon Age Origins has suddenly changed from role-playing to cheesy cliché filled romantic comedy. Alistair and Morrigan are the only ones who didn't get the memo.

- The more clichés the better
- Morrigan and Alistair don't notice at first/no one can tell them what the fuck is going on/no one else has noticed a difference
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- Bonus points for Flemeth appearance
- Bonus Bonus points for character development
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:origins  character:alistair  character:morrigan  pairing:alistair_morrigan  relationship:het  kink:humor 
october 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Friend fiction gone wild
After Isabela's friendfiction of Aveline gains widespread popularity among the populace, and Isabela follows up with Aveline/Meredith, Aveline retaliates.

With friendfiction.
It eventually escalates into a full-blown friendfiction war, involving more and more of Hawke's insulted companions ("What? But I never did that! Damnit, Isabela!") + Hawke and retaliating retaliations.

All friendfictions needn't be raunchy, it just needs to be something the victim would find abominable and reputation-wrecking.
(for example, the friendfic in Snacking by hoorayforicecream, which had "Pretty princess Isabel and true love".)

No actual pairings required, tho if you do pair Isabela with anyone, make it fHawke or an Aveline who never got together w/Donnic (I know that contradicts how friendfiction happens in-game, but what the hell).
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:aveline  character:isabela  kink:friend_fiction  kink:humor 
october 2017 by dragonage_kink
Unfilled: Solas + M!Lavellan, Dog Puns
what it says on the tin

M!Lavellan, either by being smart as hell when it comes to religion, or a MPIT, or a seer, or literally anything at all, knows Solas is Fen'Harel. But he doesn't flat out admit it.

No, he just says dog puns all the damn time.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:lavellan  character:solas  kink:humor 
september 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Gen Neutral Inquisitor, Dark!Inquisitor helping people
Dark!Inquisitor is so evil and bad, almost everyone left the Inquisition. Solas, already fed up with everything, makes a strange spell or uses Alexius' medallion (and if this, then with Dorian's help maybe?) to send the Inquisitor away or to kill them or whatever.

But Dark!Quizzie doesn't die. They get sent to an alternate universe and way back at the beginning of it all. And there's another Inquisitor already there but who seems just as bad or worse? So now it's Dark!Quizzie vs Evil!Quizzie.

Darkie wants to prove Evil that they are worse than Evil!Quizzie, so it's a competition of who's worse? But in trying to best the other Inquisitor, Darkie accidentally helps people instead?? Like, “ohhh you think that's bad, Evil!Inquisitor? Then watch me! I'm gonna kill all these hams going around the village so the people won't have any more hams! *helps feed starving refugees with the meat*” Or this too, “Ah! So you think the Templars are worse than the mages?! I'm gonna kill Alexius and take all his power for me! *actually gets Alexius in jail and helps the rebel mages escape from the Venatori's grasp*”.

And any other hilarious scene like that, where Dark!Quizzie tries to be bad but they accidentally help people instead, and is far... better than Evil!Inquisitor?

++ This has to be more crack/humor than angsty and dark.
++ Character development (Darkie?)?Character development! Yas, wohoo! Like, along the way, Darkie grows a heart!
++ Any class/gender/race/pairing for both Quizzies.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_neutral_inquisitor  fanfic:au  kink:humor 
june 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Hawke/Anders/Fenris
Hawke trolling the hell out of both Fenris and Anders at once in some public crowded place, resulting in surprising, awkward, embarassing and very, very public love confessions from both companions. And everyone around keeps staring, pointing, gossiping, snickering...

Bonus points for Isabella and Varric being in the party, adding fuel to the fire and dragging more embarassing stuff out of the trolled duo... kinks, dirty secrets...
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male  character:fenris  character:anders  relationship:poly  kink:humor 
june 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: All/F!Hawke, Hawke doesn't know that people take her flirting seriously
On my first play through, I took all the flirty options because I thought that they were funny. To my dismay, all my companions took it very seriously and started fighting like cats over me.

Give me a Hawke who's playful and flirty and doesn't understand what she's doing to her companions. Give me cat fights between all the romance options competing for her (with the possible exception of Isabella, who's the only one not imagining a breathtaking romance and just wants some of them titties). Give me a Bethany/Carver who is horrified and exasperated and a Varric who can't bear to make her stop because he's having so much fun laughing at the carnage.

Go where you want with it. I just want to see the hilarity.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_female  character:gen_party_members  kink:flirting  kink:humor  relationship:het  relationship:f/f 
june 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Fenris/Anders; fail courtship
Just want a funny and adorable fic, where Fenris tries to court Anders but Anders keeps misinterpreting them as anything but romantic. I'll be happy with anything, AU-verse or not.

OP would however love..
+ Fenris getting terrible advice from Aveline or whoever else.

+ Fenris speaking in Tevinter, which is also somewhat misunderstood by Anders. Like some of the words Fenris uses has double meaning or changes based on context.

+ Anders is genderfuild and wears some feminine clothing too.

+ If it ends happily with Fenris getting his mage (and mage ass. I'd love smut but it is optional)

+ If there is porn for dirty talking with Fenris' sinfully voice, and Anders riding Fenris' cock. And maybe little D/s with Dom!Fenris and a bratty Sub!Anders
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:fenris  pairing:anders_fenris  relationship:slash  kink:humor  kink:romance  kink:courting  character:aveline  kink:genderfluid  kink:dirty_talk  kink:dom_sub 
may 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: [Possible Crack] Questioning Hawke's Questionable Decisions
Hawke is always portrayed as a general hero-type in Inquisition, no matter the Keep settings. Which, granted, most of them are, but as for the rest... Now, I understand why there weren't lines and lines of additional voice-acting for the Inquisitor to grill people about Hawke's life choices. That's where you come in. Minifills welcome.

Samples:
"So, is it true you helped the Templars kill every mage in Kirkwall except the one who blew up the Chantry?"
"Let me get this straight, Cassandra, you'd rather have someone who sold his ex-boyfriend to a magister leading the Inquisition?"
"Varric, why were you friends - sorry, friendly rivals - with this asshole again?" (Varric: "Hey, nobody's perfect!")
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:hawke_female  character:cassandra  character:varric  kink:humor  kink:crack 
may 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Inquisitor prefers their first language over common
Exactly what it says on the tin. The Inquisitor knows another language besides common and they prefer it because common is difficult for them. Of course this could cause issues. Would prefer this to be gen and kind of humorous, but if you think you can make it an angst piece I'm all for it.

Some ideas-Adaar whose first language is Qunlat who is enthusiastic about Bull's appearance because finally they don't have to trip over common's weird grammar to express themselves.
An inquisitor who knows Tevene (Trevelyan who has traveled north for some reason? Adaar having also been taught some by a relative who'd fought against Tevinter?) Delighted to have new conversation partners in Krem and Dorian.
An inquisitor who talks to Leliana in Orlesian or Josephine in Antiva's native tongue.
Lavellan who uses as much elvhen as they know to keep it fresh in their memory. Maybe eventually learning from Solas, or better yet the well finally gives them the opportunity to have whole conversations w him in it.

There's plenty of other possibilities I'm sure I'm missing so go wild anons. Fics can be entirely gen or include romance/smut. I'm just mostly looking for stories about the struggles and amusing parts of having to use a language that frequently baffles you over the one you're more comfortable with.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_neutral_inquisitor  kink:language  kink:humor  kink:angst 
april 2017 by dragonage_kink
M!Tabris/Loghain, "Bad Friends, Worse Friends, and Something about a Dragon", 1/1
When you come up against obstacles such as common sense, the laws of physics, and Loghain Mac Tir’s utter rejection of your sexual advances, you press on.

Some people call it a death wish and poor impulse control. You call it optimism.
prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  dragon_age:origins  character:tabris  character:loghain  relationship:slash  pairing:loghain_m!warden  pairing:loghain_m!tabris  character:zevran  pairing:m!warden_zevran  pairing:m!tabris_zevran  kink:crack  kink:humor  kink:unrequited_lust 
april 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: F!Inquisitor/any, No open eyeballs please
I think it would be pretty funny to have a fic where the Inquisitor is having someone go down on her - doesn't matter who - and they do the "look at me" line, and she does, in an attempt to please her lover, but halfway through they realize she is totally not paying attention, off in her own little world, and basically makes her lover pout.
I do not care who the Inquisitor is or who their lover is, though I can't help but love the Solavellan pairing. But please, pick anyone, I know they are super played out.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_female_inquisitor  relationship:het  relationship:f/f  kink:cunnilingus  kink:awkward_sex  kink:humor  pairing:any_character_f!inquisitor 
march 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: (fake) Dorian/Sera - Dorian and Sera write intentionally bad smut
Dorian and Sera collaborate on writing the most cringeworthy, hilaribad, intentionally awful het porn starring themselves and "gift" it to Varric just to screw with him.

+ Work in actual pairing for either or both by having Varric get revenge on one of the offending "authors" by passing the written abomination off to their love interest
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  relationship:het  relationship:slash  pairing:none  pairing:dorian_sera  character:dorian  character:sera  character:varric  kink:humor 
march 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: The Inquisitor is an incorrigible bookworm
Every time the party passes a bookshelf, the inquisitor wants nothing more than to sit down and devour every piece of literature on it. Dorian approves, he wants to expand the library. Solas approves, because knowledge for knowledge's sake. Cassandra outwardly disapproves but maybe she can find a new smutty book to read.

Everyone else is like oh god why.

+Inky REALLY wants to read the entire shelf before they move on.
++Sera starts running ahead to take preventative measures to keep them moving. Possibly encourages moving on with spiders dropped down shirt collars.
+++The other bookish party members join in for a read-a-thon.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_neutral_inquisitor  kink:humor 
march 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: F!Lavellan/Solas, Discipline, Femdom
After or during whatever you imagine DA4 to be, Solas has been subdued or is at a stalemate with the protagonist of DA4. They're trying to figure out how to deal with him.

Then Lavellan barges in and drags him off to punish him for being a naughty naughty boy and threatening her people's existence.

Looking for comedy and/or shameless smut, mostly. But if that's not what you want to write have fun with it!
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  relationship:het  character:solas  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:lavellan  pairing:f!inquisitor_solas  pairing:f!lavellan_solas  kink:bdsm  kink:humor  kink:fem_dom 
february 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Join the Punquisition
Hawke and the Inquisitor form an unholy Pun-lliance that will make Josephines hair prematurely gray und leave Cassandras Hand permanently glued to her face.

Bonus points if Cullen actually enjoys it, because it mostly hits nobles that annoy him.

Extra Bonus points if Hawke and the Inquisitor have a Dad-Joke contest.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_neutral_inquisitor  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male  kink:humor 
february 2017 by dragonage_kink
Anders/M!Hawke, "The Cat Apology Incident", 2/2
Hawke has no experience with cats. When he and Anders are out for a walk, Hawke trips over a cat. Knowing that Anders loves cats, and thinking cats smart as a Mabari, Hawke immediately begins apologizing to the cat.
prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:hawke_male  pairing:anders_m!hawke  relationship:slash  kink:animals  kink:humor  character:misc_cat(s) 
january 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Incompetent Nightmare Demon
On my latest playthrough I was hilariously overleveled and all of my gear was made with T3/4 schematics and dragon parts so it was a leisurely stroll through the Fade.

So I want to see the Nightmare Demon taunting Inquis and everyone in the Fade but completely ineffectually. Either companions are not bothered by what it says (e.g. Sera) or it says something ridiculous on the face of it to companions that initially seemed unphased (e.g. Dorian).

Maybe when they reach the Fear demon at the end, one of the sword and boards does a shield bash to "start" the fight, but the demon dissolves from just that, cue everyone being a little disappointed.

Maybe someone still gets left behind, maybe not.

+Snark
+People who "shouldn't" be there (i.e. Cullen, Anders, Bethany, Warden, etc)
+Someone completely baffled by the Nightmare's taunt (e.g. It says Dorian could never father a child and he asks "...Why would I want to..?")
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:nightmare  character:gen_party_members  kink:humor 
december 2016 by dragonage_kink
Dorian/Iron Bull, "Baby-faced", 1/1
Through an unfortunate set of events, Dorian must shave off his moustache, but now his remaining facial hair just looks silly, and that soon is removed as well. He wasn't expecting what comes after it's gone.

Who are you calling a child?!

At: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8828638
prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  dragon_age:inquisition  character:dorian  character:iron_bull  pairing:dorian_iron_bull  relationship:slash  kink:fluff  kink:humor 
december 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: So the qunari arrive
So they turn up in Kirkwall. Cue hijinks as they actually try to fit in (it's easier to find the tome or they became really bored after three months trapped inside the same building. Planning an invasion is fun for so long after all).

They haven't given up on the Qun and they aren't trying to convert. They're just trying to do normal every day stuff as they try to find the tome and fit in. Shopping. Drinking in a pub. Killing gangs in the street. Saving kittens from a tree, etc. And there are reports on these attempts. The Ben-hassrath silently weep everytime a new one arrives.

I'm just hoping for something really funny. And if you can get some hawke/arishok I'll be even happier but not necessary.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:misc_qunari  kink:humor 
december 2016 by dragonage_kink
M!Trevelyan/Varric, "Forced Proximity", 1/1
A structure of questionable integrity falls atop Varric and Trevelyan, trapping them in rubble until their companions can free them. An uncomfortable situation is made awkward when Varric's mouth ends up in a very interesting place.

At: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8612875
prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_male_inquisitor  character:trevelyan  character:varric  pairing:m!inquisitor_varric  pairing:m!trevelyan_varric  relationship:slash  kink:humor  kink:awkwardness  kink:forced_proximity  kink:blowjob 
november 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Peggy Sue Time Travel
Basically the Inquistor can mentally time travel back to the point of the Breach- any time they die they automatically wake up at Haven during the aftermath of the Conclave.

And they die a lot.

I want my angst or humor as you have it.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_neutral_inquisitor  kink:time_travel  kink:angst  kink:humor 
november 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Inquisitor/Dorian Don't Make Me Laugh
Did anyone else just fucking LOSE IT when Dorian whispered "How bad does the Inquisitor want to be?" in his ear? Because I laughed so hard I cried. It's just so cheesy and out of place and I could not handle it. I want the Inquisitor to do the same thing, and for Dorian to be kind of pouty at first, but he ends up laughing too and they end up having more lighthearted rather than rough sex.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_male_inquisitor  character:dorian  pairing:dorian_m!inquisitor  relationship:slash  kink:humor 
november 2016 by dragonage_kink
Anders/Fenris, "So There Was This Love Story...," 1/1
Hawke never meant any harm—she was just trying to do something nice for her friends. But when one of her mad magical experiments goes wrong, it somehow ends with both Anders and Fenris utterly convinced that they've been married to each other for the last four years. They're definitely going to kill her when they find out. If they find out.

On AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8104237
prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:hawke_female  character:fenris  character:merrill  pairing:anders_fenris  pairing:f!hawke_merrill  kink:humor  kink:amnesia  kink:fluff  kink:magical_mishap  character:varric  relationship:slash 
september 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Fenris laughs (and everyone are happy)
Fenris has... very little to no experience with jokes. Danarius' household wasn't exactly a barrel of laughs, and then he spent years running, sleeping with knives under his pillow, and jumping at shadows. He even find HAWKE's jokes funny!

Long story short, the rumour quickly spreads, and people are outright lining up to tell Fenris all of their jokes, puns, and all the cringe worthy versions of both. The one with the chicken and the road? Fenris hasn't heard that one before!

And he just eventually ends up almost laughing himself sick. The whole shebang - curled up, clutching pained sides, wheezing for breath, tears rolling, snorting desperately for breath, and just can't. stop. laughing. What do you call a sheep with no legs? Cloud! And the elf is howling with laughter again.

Bonus point for infectious laughter, and everyone is just sitting around laughing like the lovable bunch of maniacs that they are.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:fenris  kink:humor 
september 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Inquisitor is clueless about magic, thinks necromancy is a romantic orientation
Basically the Inquisitor, for whatever hand-wavy reasons A!A wants, knows jack-shit about magic. Would prefer if they don't have an outright dislike for magic, just no experience with it.

This leads to some pretty interesting misunderstandings, most specifically that when the Inquisitor first hears Dorian's specialization mentioned, they have absolutely no idea what it is. They know 'necro' means 'death' and 'romancy' sounds like 'romance'. So a necromancer must be someone who is romantically attracted to dead people? Right, that makes sense. Sure. Oh no, poor Dorian. He must be so lonely.

They can continue believing this for however long A!A wants, and get into any number of shenanigans trying to comfort Dorian about the fact that he's fated to always be in love with people who literally can't feel the same way, because they're dead. Dorian inevitably finds out, and proceeds to laugh for a week on-end before he calms down enough to explain that no, that is very much not what necromancy is. Really. He promises.

I'd prefer for this prompt to remain pretty light-hearted and non-sexual, although it's perfectly fine if you wanna add some shippy stuff. Also want to emphasize that the Inquisitor fully understands the difference between sexual and romantic orientation. They don't think Dorian wants to have sex with dead people, just that he falls in love with them.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_neutral_inquisitor  character:dorian  kink:misunderstanding  kink:humor 
september 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Context for joke
write a fic that incorporates the following joke: "Hey Curly, what do Kirkwall mages find funny?"

Cullen: "I...don't know. they didn't exactly share their laughter with the Templars.

Varric: "Gallows humor."

Anything goes. any setting, any circumstances, any and all witnesses or none at all.

could also take place during Inquisition
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:cullen  character:varric  kink:humor 
september 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Alistair + Sera - "It's Culture"
Blackwall: Did you know that in Ostwick they hold races with greased cheese?
Sera: That sounds daft as anything.
Blackwall: They butter up a cheese about the size of a small wagon wheel and see how far they can run with it.
Sera: I'd just eat the cheese.
Blackwall: It's culture.
Sera: Well culture can get in my mouth.

Alistair and Sera, for whatever reason, are in Ostwick in time for the cheese races. Hilarity ensues.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:alistair  character:sera  kink:humor 
august 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Pokemon Crossover
I just need something silly.

Either pokemon are already an established creature set in Thedas or rifts open and some pokemon come through.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  fanfic:crossover  kink:humor 
july 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: F!Inquisitor/Iron Bull- Sexy Fluff
So far the majority of the Inquisitor/Iron Bull fics I've seen; both on 'Archive' and on 'DA Kink', have had IB as this ruthless, in-control, sex-machine who derives no pleasure from the actual act itself and only gets his rocks off because he's the one domming the hell out of his partner.

What I'd really love to see is a more balanced relationship; maybe they take turns with who gets to be the sub/dom; maybe there's a lot more laughing, tickling, and general humour about the whole thing. Sex is a messy, ridiculous act after all and no one should take it too seriously.
Maybe the Inquisitor just isn't into the whole sub/dom thing and simply wants sex with him because they love the hell outta their giant, Qunari boyfriend; and not because he knows how to tie them up in six different ways.

Honestly I just want more interaction between the IB and his partner apart from 'get on your knees' and/or 'beg for it'. Let's have some sexy fluff!
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:trevelyan  character:iron_bull  pairing:f!inquisitor_iron_bull  pairing:f!trevelyan_iron_bull  relationship:het  kink:facesitting  kink:fem_dom  kink:fluff  kink:public_sex  kink:humor  kink:size  kink:throne 
july 2016 by dragonage_kink
F!Cousland/Alistair, "Words to Keep You Warm", 1/1
During the events of Awakening, Aly Cousland misses her husband terribly, and the two of them write each other smutty and sentimental love letters to cope with their separation. At least until a certain Fade spirit finds one and completely misinterprets it...
prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  dragon_age:origins  character:alistair  character:cousland  character:justice  relationship:het  pairing:alistair_f!warden  pairing:alistair_f!cousland  kink:humor  kink:letters 
june 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Cullen/Trevelyan caught in office by worst group
So what if during the sex scene with Cullen, the worst possible combo of people walk in on them? I'm thinking Cole, Dorian and Bull (or Sera) and are in no hurry to rush out. I'd love to see them unashmedly oogling both Cullen and Trevelyan's bodies. Maybe Cole makes uncomfortable observations or asks embarrassing questions, Dorian gives better sex tips, Bull is Bull, Sera wants a go at Trevelyan...and Trevelyan is absolutely mortified, horrified and...is Dorian ogling *her* arse?! Cullen is furious and protective of his lady (but is he ashamed...hell no!) What happens to the infiltrators is up to you! If author can come up with worse combo for voyeurs feel free! If author wants AdoriBull is always welcome too - can you imagine the pair making comments about their own sex life...
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:cullen  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:trevelyan  pairing:cullen_f!inquisitor  pairing:cullen_f!trevelyan  relationship:het  kink:fail_sex  kink:humor 
june 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Giantess Sera
A magical item looted from a temple turns Sera into a 50 foot tall giantess. The reactionary hi-jinks ensue.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:sera  kink:size  kink:humor 
june 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Anders/Fenris prank war
Anders and Fenris pranking each other. Could be a modern AU or canon, whichever works for the a!a.

All I ask for is:
+ that the pranks be mostly harmless and funny rather than mean or hateful
+ motivated by giant mutual crushes that the idiots can't deal with like adults
+ happy ending
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:fenris  pairing:anders_fenris  relationship:slash  kink:humor 
may 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: The Inquisitor's Law is like the Inquisitor’s love; hard and fast!
Watching this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5HPZbJBPIU) it makes me think that the Inquisition got really lucky that the person who grabbed the orb turned out to be so competent (even if they could be a jerk).

So what would happen if their Inquisitor was, say, more failtastic? More Branniganesque?

Who's sniping the bad guys before they can get close to the Inquisitor, leading them to believe they're a mage with "SUMMON ARROW" powers? Who really makes the decisions in the War Room after the Inquisitor leaves? How much has Josephine taken to drinking after the Inquisitor starts dealing with nobles? How much do the nobles actually love and respect the Inquisitor? Are the uniforms actually made of velour?

How many times do we hear the Cassandra Pentaghast Disgusted NoiseTM?

In short: take the worst-case scenario (they're stuck with an incompetent Herald of Andraste, the only one who can close the rifts) and make it HILARIOUS.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_neutral_inquisitor  kink:humor 
may 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Anders/the Arishok
Idk if fellow anons know, but a pair of geese have made a nest on top of Bioware building. They were named Ganders and The Arishonk. There's even a live feed of the geese you can watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPfdDqQADiw (down at the moment, since it's night in Canada)

This is too good not to use as a prompt, don't you think?

Anders/The Arishok... somehow. Maybe Anders does something and the Arishok is Qun-bound to become Anders's dutiful husband. Or Anders comes along with Hawke when they visit the Qunari compound and the Arishok falls for the sewer mage instantly. Or some soul-mate AU. IDK. Anything, as long as it's on the funny/cracky side of things, no one is forced into anything and no harm comes to Anders.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:arishok  pairing:anders_arishok  relationship:slash  kink:humor  kink:crack 
may 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Cullen/F!Trevelyan & Blackwall/F!Trevelyan - competing for Trevelyan
Since I'm torn between romancing Cullen and Blackwall, I'd love something where Cullen and Blackwall are competing to win Trevelyan. Neither has any problems with using underhand or dirty tricks to win and woo her - including blackmail, bribery, threats and lies/omissions - they also aren't above trying to sabotage each other's efforts. Trevelyan genuinely cares for both and she's pretty torn about which one. Both men have completely different approaches but are convinced their way is best and confidant they they are what she needs. She isn't stringing either of them along and is honest to both. I really want to see both men going all out to impress her and prove they are each better for her (so no Blackwall running off after kissing etc) and neither man is willing to give in. The whole inquisition is aware of the two men competing and even puts bets on who the winner will be. Varric runs the betting, and Dorian sparkles and gives witty commentary.

Who wins and why? No crack please. Please include angst, humour, as is hurt/ comfort and make it sexy!! Lots of romance too, neither Cullen or Blackwall are just after sex, they want a relationship with her. Massive bonus if Cullen and Blackwall end up having a knockdown, all holds barred shirtless fight!!
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:cullen  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:trevelyan  character:blackwall  pairing:cullen_f!inquisitor  pairing:cullen_f!trevelyan  pairing:blackwall_f!inquisitor  pairing:blackwall_f!trevelyan  relationship:het  kink:courting  kink:angst  kink:humor  kink:hurt_comfort  kink:romance  kink:rivalry 
may 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Solas can sleep anywhere
Solas says he travelled to ruins in order to sleep there... ruins are probably not the most comfortable places to sleep. Therefore, one could assume that Solas is a pro at sleeping in weird positions, on uncomfortable surfaces, in noisy places, cold places, stinky places... anywhere, really.

...so it's possible that the Inquisitor and their companions keep finding him asleep in most improbable places, at most improbable times. Like, you know... during the attack on Haven. In the Western Approach, right next to the poisonous pits. In that one Emerald Graves location where you get attacked by 5 giants at once.

To phrase it like a Buzzfeed article: 10 places the Inquisitor did not expect to find Solas asleep!
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:solas  kink:humor 
may 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Fenders saves Anders from templars
Kirkwall templars are familiar with Fenris and his mage-hating ways. Some of them even use him as an example for the recruits - "if you hate mages even half as much as the glowy elf, you're going to be successful in this job".

So when they finally manage to raid Darktown when the healer they suspect of being an apostate is in his clinic, but find him in a decidedly couple-y situation with Fenris, it creates a 'DOES NOT COMPUTE' situation - the healer is said to be a mage BUT there's no way the mage-hating elf would be making out with a mage BUT the healer just used magic BUT Fenris is defending him BUT ???? /tiny templar brains overheating

Whether it ends with Fenris's reputation among the templars being ruined, or Anders never having to fear the templars again because there's NO WAY he could be a mage, I'll leave to a!a.

+ for everyone except Fenders finding this situation hilarious
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:fenris  character:misc_templar(s)  relationship:slash  pairing:anders_fenris  kink:humor 
april 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: A healer's life is never easy
Someone gets a dildo stuck up their butt. Where do they go for help? To the healer, of course! Anders won't turn away anyone in need, but he does question his life choices afterwards.

++ if it's someone you wouldn't expect... like Sebastian. Or seneschal Bran. OR AVELINE.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:sebastian  character:seneschal_bran  character:aveline  kink:humor 
april 2016 by dragonage_kink
Fenris + Anders, "Soft kitty, warm kitty, angry ball of fur...," 1/1
Fenris has a cat. It's a pretty kitty that loves Fenris to bits. It just hates everybody else... Especially Anders!
prompt:filled  dragon_age:2  fanfic:finished  character:anders  character:fenris  kink:pets  kink:humor  character:misc_cat(s) 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Fenris dyes his hair
Fenris regularly bleaches his hair to get that lovely anime white, someone walks in on him.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:fenris  kink:humor 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Vivienne/M!Adaar - laughing during sex
inspired by the moment when Vivienne laughs when Inquisitor tries to flirt with her in the spa:

prompt: Adaar fucks Vivienne (full consent), and in the midst of it she starts laughing - because she finds the whole situation ridiculous for some reason, and can't stop until she cums.

lighthearted take, please, both enjoy sex and Addar likes her laugh.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:adaar  character:vivienne  pairing:m!adaar_vivienne  kink:humor  relationship:het 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Cockblock Hawke
Hawke has either terrible timing or is doing it on purpose for lulz. Because they seems to know when one of their companions is about to get down and nasty or romantic. And just appears out of no where or bursts into the room, unannounced.

Hawke's companions start getting fed up or going to the extreme to ensure hawke doesn't disturb them. Like Fenris buying new locks triple checking them before he ravages Anders's delicious ass. But alas Hawke somehow appears and disturbs them.

OP is a slut for Fenders, and for toppy Fenris with kinky Anders.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male  kink:cockblock  kink:humor  character:anders  character:fenris  relationship:slash  pairing:anders_fenris 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Anders the (somewhat) friendly ghost
Hawke chose to kill Anders after the Chantry explosion. But Anders's unique spirit situation had an unexpected side effect - as soon as his body died, Anders became a ghost... a ghost who's somewhat annoyed with Hawke for killing him, and who has nothing better to do than to follow Hawke & the gang around.

+ Justice left when Anders died, so Anders is more like he was in Awakening, with the added bonus of being dead and therefore having zero fucks left to give
+ Anders providing a running commentary for the final battle against Meredith
++ Anders shamelessly watching Hawke & their LI having sex, giving pointers (or shamelessly stopping Hawke & LI from having sex because they're not going to do it with a ghost in the room)
+++ there's no way of exorcising Anders or blocking him from following/entering some rooms... there's no getting rid of him, ever. He's always there... watching.... commenting... finding new ways of messing with the gang (but all in good spirit, not malicious/vengeful)
+++++++ someone eventually finds a way to resurrect Anders out of sheer annoyance & sexual frustration

No preference for Hawke's gender, class or LI (but please no past relationship with Anders)... I only ask for Anders positivity, humor and ghost antics c: Maybe a Hawke who sided with mages but became the viscount anyway? That would have the added benefit of Cullen being available as a target for Anders...
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male  kink:character_death  kink:humor  kink:ghost 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Anders wants Fenris to joke with him too
When Fenris first joined Hawke's merry band of misfits, he was mistrustful, grumpy, and scowled at everyone equally, so it was easy for Anders to establish a relationship of mutual assholery with him. But later Fenris started opening up, became friends with some of the group, and actually started joking with Hawke, Varric, Isabela and Aveline... and Anders is jealous. Because who knew there would be an adorable snarker under that angry scowl?
So he decides he wants in on the jokes too, and starts a make-Fenris-joke-at-me campaign.

+ Fenris is very confused or very suspicious at first. Or probably both.
++ Fenris responds to Anders's jokes but then realizes what he's just done and stops
+++ everyone else is enjoying the (hilarious) show, maybe taking bets on whether it will end with Fenris's fist in Anders's chest, or a different part of Fenris's anatomy in a more receptive part of Anders's

OP would not mind a Fenders endgame AT ALL, but I also love these two idiots as frenemies, so whatever suits a!a.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:fenris  relationship:slash  pairing:anders_fenris  kink:humor  kink:friendship 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Badfic desired!
Too many sane prompts here. Too many well-written fills. Where's the IKEA-manual erotics? Where's the complete disregard for physics? Where's the complete lack of canon characterization?

I DEMAND BADFIC!

Random tense-switches in the middle of sentences! Random POV switches in the middle of sentences! Random story switches in the middle of sentences! Random sentence switches in the middle of sentences!! RANDOM EVERYTHING!!!
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  kink:crack  kink:humor 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Anders/Fenris NOT a couple (but others think they are)
Anders and Fenris are not a couple, but others are 100% convinced that they are, because of a series of misunderstandings. So they keep dropping unsubtle hints, leaving Anders and Fenris alone together, 'accidentally' forgetting to bring enough tents for a trip that will involve camping, so that Anders and Fenris will have to share, etc, to the utter bafflement of the pair in question, because they are not, and never have been a couple.

Maybe, 5+1 where the 5 is five situations Hawke & co thought Anders and Fenris were a couple, and one where Anders and Fenris noticed and explained? Or, the one where they actually were a couple. No preference.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:fenris  character:gen_party_members  kink:humor  kink:misunderstanding 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Hawke and the adventure of the multiple identities
Okay, so, what if Hawke's three "personalities" kept being all over the place like they're in act 1? Sometimes Hawke is kind and diplomatic, sometimes Hawke is angry and aggressive and just want to smash someone's head, and sometimes it's impossible to get a straight word out of Hawke without it stumbling over three puns and a horrible joke on the way.

All the internets if these identities also include different preferences in LI, leading to the most convulted fourway relationship in history.

I'll toss a kitten on top if each personality also happens to involve different preferred first names and gender identities - which is ultimately why the stories of the Champion never can agree on whether it was a woman or a man that punched the Arishok in the nose, apologised profusely, and asked for a sandwich. And also why everyone throw up their arms and go with "Hawke" in place of "Marian", "Garrett" or "Waffles The Abdominable Conqueror".
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male  kink:crack  kink:humor 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Anders/Fenris turning internet wank into actual wank (and more)
Anders and Fenris are roommates, co-workers, classmates, both friends with Hawke, or any other way they can be forced into interacting with each other in a modern AU. There are also both part of the same fandom, and frequent posters on the fandom's anon kink meme. But they have radically different opinions/ships/kinks and a compulsive need to defend their views, so they are notorious instigators of anon wank on the said meme. One time one catches the other posting on the meme, and they discover that in addition to arguing in real life, they've been having long wanky arguments online... and decide to work out their differences in a different way, if you know what I mean.

+ Hawke is secretly the harried mod of the kink meme, and knew all along who the worst offenders were, but had no idea how to deal with them
++ for every week they manage to keep their wank off the meme, Anders and Fenris get something nice from Hawke without any explanation why
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:fenris  relationship:slash  pairing:anders_fenris  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male  kink:humor  fanfic:au  kink:modern 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Hawke is brave! (not really)
Kirkwall. Hightown. Early night, the moon shining from above, stars twinkling. And then a horrifying, blood-curling scream echoes from the Amell estate.

Isabela was already sleeping under a table in the parlor. Varric had been swapping stories with Bodhan and Orana. Anders lives right outside the basement. Fenris jumps through the window, because doors take too long. Merill breaks game-physics and teleports in. Aveline was patrolling the streets and kicks in the front door.

All of them expect the worst, because Hawke charged the Arishok head-first, traded witty barbs with a pride demon, and yelled about how they shouldn't stab the high dragon too much because he needed new shoes. Obviously, it has to be something horrific.

Except that they find Hawke in his bedroom, huddled in fear on top of his wardrobe. And on the bed is... a tiny spider. Just a teensy-tiny normal house-spider.
[follow the link for the full prompt]
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_male  character:hawke_female  character:gen_party_members  kink:humor  kink:cuddle  kink:friendship 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Fenris/Anders; Asshole cat
Ever encounter one of those cats that loves one person and is a complete asshole towards everyone else.

Well Anders and Pounce reunite and the gang (especially Fenris) quickly learns that the sweet cat that Anders keeps talking about is a little terror demon, even worse when Anders isn't around. Maybe because he feels threatened or whatever, he was taken away from Anders after all. Either way, he's demon.

Basically I want some cat related shenanigans with Pounce being an ass to everyone (minus Anders).
[follow the link for the full prompt]
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:ser_pounce_a_lot  kink:humor  character:fenris  relationship:slash  pairing:anders_fenris  character:misc_cat(s) 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Well, this is a mess...
During a fierce battle, a blood mage casts an unknown spell which causes everyone in the party to suddenly become the opposite who they are.

Isabela has suddenly become a stuck up prude with the need to lecture everyone the importance of safe sex, Varric adopts a no-nonesense attitude and becomes a non-fiction writer. Fenris is open and friendly and wants to help everyone inculding mages, with Anders on the other hand becomes a selfish prick who just wants to get paid for his work and retire young surrounded with riches. Aveline starts wearing dresses and doing housework since she believes it's a woman's duty to stay in the kitchen. And Merrill's a total asshole to everyone, 'nuff said.

Hawke is the only one who was spared by this spell's effect (for whatever reason) and must find a way to reverse it. Not before he witnesses the many shenanigans of his companions...
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_male  character:gen_party_members  kink:magical_mishap  kink:humor 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Fenris/Hawke & Merrill/Hawke Modern AU: Romcom shenanigans
Garrett and Marian Hawke are the elder set of Hawke twins.

Marian is lean, mean fighting machine, who goes to the gym nigh on every day to beat on either a punchbag or her equally badass sparring partner Fenris. Garrett works with his friend Merrill in said little bakery across the street from the gym. Marian has a massive crush on Merrill. Garrett has a massive crush on Fenris.

Hilarity ensues.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male  character:fenris  character:merrill  pairing:f!hawke_merrill  pairing:fenris_m!hawke  kink:romance  kink:flirting  kink:humor 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: anders + barkspawn, diamondback
so at one point varric teaches hawke's dog how to play diamondback, and he plays better than anders.

i really just want group fic of anders losing to barkspawn (or whatever name you choose) while playing at the hanged man with the gang
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:varric  character:dog  kink:humor 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Dorian + Sera Friendship - Dorian and Sera have to pretend their a couple
The Inquisition suspects that in addition to Florianne, several other high-ranking Orlesian nobles are in league with Corypheus. In order to cover more ground, the Inquisitor splits up their Inner Circle (at least those who are better suited to move through Orlais's upper echelon without creating too much of a scene) into pairs. Like, Josephine and Cassandra, Leliana and the Inquisitor, Vivienne and Varric. Dorian gets paired with Sera. Dorian is upper crust himself even if he is a "Vint magister" (the Orlesians would be willing to host him for the entertainment value -- as a curiosity, like a trained monkey "look, a real live Tevinter magister!" -- if nothing else), and Sera's contacts in the servant's quarters are invaluable. The only problem is: why would these Orlesian nobles ever allow an elf into their salons? What excuse could they give?
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:dorian  character:sera  kink:pretend_relationship  kink:humor 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Aveline, Garrett, nobility
Leandra married Malcolm, who for the sake of things is a noble in Kirkwall. Aveline's father is not exiled, but remains in Orlais and keeps his position for years until they move to Kirkwall. They are both in their late teens, and both coming from noble blood, their families become friends and as do Aveline and the eldest Hawke child, Garrett.

Of course, they get into all sorts of shenanigans together.

Like sneaking away during boring parties to make out with their boyfriend/girlfriend, and doing their part to stop criminal activity in a way that not everyone approves of, befriending several seedy types (a certain dwarf, for example...), innstead of being the well behaved noble heirs they are supposed to be.

Leandra does not approve (but Malcolm finds it great).
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_male  character:aveline  kink:friendship  kink:humor 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
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