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UNFILLED: Inquisitor was Arrested (Crack fic?)
So I'm currently replaying Dragon Age Inquisition and at the beginning, people kept asking for her arrest.

So...what if the Inquisitor - who doesn't want to be the 'Herald of Andraste' gives themselves over to be arrested at the beginning? Much to Cassandra's horror - of course.

Maybe they don't care about the Chantry, maybe they don't believe in the Maker, maybe they just simply don't want to be a Hero or they are fed up to their back teeth over being called the HOA that they pretty much beg to be arrested.

The Chantry accepts it and jail them. Then trouble comes knocking on everyone's door regarding Corpheyus wanting his Anchor back and he willing to do anything for it.

So everyone scrambles for the HOA to come back.

Problem is...the HOA had made a stipulation, a condition for their release. They must be either charged or pardoned by the new Divine. And the Chantry still hasn't elected one.

Do they do a mass scramble for the Divine? Do they beg the HOA to come out? Up to you who you want to be Divine.

Any Inquisitor is fine with me (I would find it hilarious if it was a noble who is pretty much doing it to flip their family off too)
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:gen_male_inquisitor  kink:crack 
december 2018 by dragonage_kink
MINIFILL: Animated, 1/1
“Hawke.” Varric said slowly, “Are you talking to your staff?”
prompt:filled  dragon_age:2  character:gen_party_members  kink:crack  fanfic:finished 
december 2018 by dragonage_kink
top!f!Hawke, She's Above the Rest, 1/1
AU where the reason that all the companions want Hawke so bad is that Hawke is the only top in the entire goddamn friend group.
dragon_age:2  prompt:filled  character:hawke_female  character:gen_party_members  kink:crack  fanfic:finished 
december 2018 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Fenris vs Bioware
Crackfic prompt: Fenris finds out he's a property of Bioware.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:fenris  kink:crack 
january 2018 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: [Crack] Thedosian Guy in Modern World; Gets the "Thor" Treatment
Inspiration: I happened upon this gem on Tumblr:

I’m not saying I would willingly fight a Templar in a Walmart parking lot, but I’m just saying that a braced shield and all the fancy dispelling powers in the world can’t stop a car if you hit the gas hard enough and get the angle right.

And from there I keep imagining something like those scenes from Thor where the depowered main character gets hit by his love interest's car, tasered, generally chew-toyed...

(A Templar per the original idea might not be depowered per se, but antimagic isn't all that helpful against a taser, or a can of pepper spray...)

Just hoping the mental images strikes someone's fancy like they did mine.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  kink:crack  kink:modern_character_in_thedas 
december 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Justice in search of Anders
One night distressed Justice (still in Anders' body) appears on Hawke's doorstep and tells that Anders has disappeared. He didn't die (at least as long as Justice remembers), he just isn't in his body anymore.
Angst or crack ensues. Or both.
Any pairing or no pairing whatsoever.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  kink:angst  kink:crack  character:anders  character:justice  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male 
december 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Anders/LI - "Why does our cat have a cock ring?"
Inspired by this post at Smart Bitches: http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/reviews/bawdy-bookworms-box/ where author receives a vibrating sex-toy for a review and their cat steals it. Quote:
"Me: Goddamnit, Dewey no!
Rich: What is he… why does our cat have a cock ring?
Me: It’s not his cock ring. It’s my cock ring.
Rich: Let me rephrase, where did our cat get a cock ring?
Me: Some people sent it to me in the mail.
Rich: Some people.
Me: DEWEY GIVE ME THAT FUCKING COCK RING. Rich, hold him so I can take a picture!"

Of course, it made me think of Anders.
So, would anyone like to write a ficlet, where Anders' cat starts running around with a sex toy, much to his owner's dismay?

Crack is a must, porn is optional.
Eh, and just to be sure, OP doesn't want cat to engage in any sexual activities with a toy.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:anders  kink:animals  kink:crack  kink:toys  pairing:anders_any_character  character:misc_cat(s) 
november 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: [Possible Crack] Questioning Hawke's Questionable Decisions
Hawke is always portrayed as a general hero-type in Inquisition, no matter the Keep settings. Which, granted, most of them are, but as for the rest... Now, I understand why there weren't lines and lines of additional voice-acting for the Inquisitor to grill people about Hawke's life choices. That's where you come in. Minifills welcome.

Samples:
"So, is it true you helped the Templars kill every mage in Kirkwall except the one who blew up the Chantry?"
"Let me get this straight, Cassandra, you'd rather have someone who sold his ex-boyfriend to a magister leading the Inquisition?"
"Varric, why were you friends - sorry, friendly rivals - with this asshole again?" (Varric: "Hey, nobody's perfect!")
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:hawke_female  character:cassandra  character:varric  kink:humor  kink:crack 
may 2017 by dragonage_kink
M!Tabris/Loghain, "Bad Friends, Worse Friends, and Something about a Dragon", 1/1
When you come up against obstacles such as common sense, the laws of physics, and Loghain Mac Tir’s utter rejection of your sexual advances, you press on.

Some people call it a death wish and poor impulse control. You call it optimism.
prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  dragon_age:origins  character:tabris  character:loghain  relationship:slash  pairing:loghain_m!warden  pairing:loghain_m!tabris  character:zevran  pairing:m!warden_zevran  pairing:m!tabris_zevran  kink:crack  kink:humor  kink:unrequited_lust 
april 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Hot Springs Episode
There are hot springs in Emprise du Lion. Alternatively, the bath house in the Exalted Plains. Camp is set up, everyone needs a bath. Hot springs shenanigans abound. Smut, crack, both, whatever, have fun with it!

If a write anon needs pairing preferences, this anon favors F!Lavellan/Solas or F!Trevelyan/Cullen but please don't let that stop you, hook up anyone that suits your fancy.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_party_members  relationship:het  relationship:slash  relationship:f/f  relationship:poly  kink:bathing  kink:crack  pairing:any_character_any_character  pairing:none 
march 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Dorian/M!inquisitor fight over cabbage
The inquisitor, preferably Lavellan or Adaar, really likes cabbage. It may be considered poverty food, but he's not about to give up his favorite snack just because he suddenly has money.

Dorian comes across the inquisitor just casually eating raw cabbage (probably out of a bowl for Lavellan but Adaar's stomach would be big enough to just fucking eat an entire fucking head of cabbage.) and flips his shit. He can't believe that his amatus would eat cabbage, let alone raw cabbage, like a barbarian. He offers to go get the inquisitor a real snack, and the inquisitor won't have it and just continues eating. Dorian and the Inquisitor get into a heated fight over cabbage that the inquisitor ultimately wins.

+Dorian has never tasted cabbage before, but the inquisitor convinces him to try it and he likes it
++This happens in a very public area and bystanders react, perhaps Josephine is equally shocked or Blackwall defends cabbage
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  relationship:slash  character:dorian  character:gen_male_inquisitor  pairing:dorian_m!inquisitor  kink:food  kink:crack 
march 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Asshole Hawke Left in the Fade, Nobody Cares
Or: "In the greenish lands of the Fade, they were forced to leave Ser Hawke to a giant fear demon... and there was much rejoicing."

Hawke can rack up quite a list of douchebag activities. Sell out Fenris to Danarius? Sell out Feynriel to a demon? Help annul the Circle for political points, and leave Bethany to be murdered for more? Well, this Hawke's actions punch through respectful rivalry into straight-out loathing. When they're left in the Fade, even Varric agrees it was for the best.

Of course, such a horrible person probably wouldn't be willing to sacrifice himself as per canon, so maybe they just shove him at the Nightmare and run.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male  kink:crack 
february 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Crack- DA:I as written by Tevinter propagandists
I want to see the events of Inquisition as a play or Mills & Boon-type novel, in a way

that carefully massages Tevinter egos and reinforces Tevene stereotypes, eg.

Corypheus is Tragically Misunderstood and Dorian is suddenly either a ladies' man full

of praise for his homeland and a noble heart, or heavily coded gay and eeeeeeevilly

supporting Fereldan interests. Bonus points for the actual characters discussing the

book/play/etc at the end.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:any_male  character:any_female  kink:crack 
december 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Solas Crack Fic
I just had the idea, and I'm sure I'm not the first, for a crack fic.

*Prompt Contains Spoilers Ahead*

Would someone please write some crack of an elvish inquisitor saying "Fen'Harel take you" to someone and Solas just walks over with a sigh and is like "Alright" and just starts stripping in preparation of fucking the person?

Maybe he's sleepy, maybe he's bored. I don't care how its set up I just think it'd be funny.

Multiple fills are encouraged if more than one author has an idea!

+ Both the Inquisitor and companion are suprised.
++ Solas wasn't part of the conversation
+++ Inquisitor said the curse off-handedly out of frustration or sarcastically.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:solas  kink:crack 
december 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Goldanna + Varania, crack
Bitter washerwoman meets bitter apostate tailor. Either they commiserate or each decides that the other is a horrible person.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:goldanna  character:varania  kink:crack 
november 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Inquisitor/LI, Inquisitor+Spirit of Command - crack, dom/sub
Inquisitor merges with the Spirit of Command = super dominant Inquisitor and the cheeziest dirty talk

fully consensual and LI knows about the merge. Any gender.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_neutral_inquisitor  character:misc_spirit(s)  relationship:het  relationship:slash  relationship:f/f  kink:crack  kink:dom_sub  kink:dirty_talk 
august 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Crack prompt, the Inquisition's head chef
Because a typo I didn't catch in my prompt just now made me laugh: the head chef/cook of the Inquisition has one of the best cocks in Thedas. Everybody wants a piece. They're happy to oblige. Perhaps even while they're cooking meals in the kitchen. They're exceptionally good at multitasking.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:original_character(s)  kink:crack 
august 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: House of Pavus, Heraldry
Anon has just learned a rather disturbing fact they'd rather forget. It spawned this cracky idea.

Anybody learns that the symbol of House Pavus is a goose. Cue lots for good-natured teasing/inner circle finding this funny until somebody discovers that tHEY HAVE FUKCING TEETH ON THEIR TONGUE and being properly terrified by this information,
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:dorian  kink:crack 
july 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: F!Inquisitor/Thom Rainier, Time Travel Crack AU
It's post revelations, Blackwall is going by Thom, and they're both quite happy when one of the inquisition mages fucks up spectacularly and sends them into the past, and into Captain Thom Rainier's sights.

Looking for: young playboy Thom shamelessly hitting on the inquisitor

Thom dealing with his younger self being a giant prick

The inquisitor cataloging the differences between her Thom and the younger one.

(DP would be great too)
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:blackwall  pairing:blackwall_f!inquisitor  relationship:het  kink:time_travel  kink:double_penetration  kink:crack  fanfic:au 
june 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: sexy dragons... crack?
So dragon age has dragons, obviously. The meme has a whole lot of sex. This print http://iguanamouth.storenvy.com/collections/799275-dragon-hoards/products/11833947-hoard-of-sex-toys-print seems made for us!

I would like to see fics, cracky or otherwise, inspired by this image - that is the extent of the prompt. Let it lead you where it will!

(If you are stumped for ideas... let's say quizzy has a very strange dream and shares it with her lover... who just *happens* to be able to walk the fade in dreams. or, we already know iron bull gets a thrill from dragons... work that in somehow. Or whatever! I want to see the filthy products of your beautiful brains. :)
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  kink:dragon  kink:crack 
june 2016 by dragonage_kink
Cullen/F!Trevelyan + Jim, "The World Would Never Know", 1/1
His impassioned words rang true, but Jim's heart knew but tenderness and modesty. He was a noble and humble soul who, like a seed of decency, had blossomed into the embodiment of selflessness.

At: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7170263
prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  dragon_age:inquisition  character:cullen  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:trevelyan  character:jim  pairing:cullen_f!inquisitor  pairing:cullen_f!trevelyan  relationship:het  kink:crack 
june 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Gen, Crack (?)-A natural hot spring is found at Skyhold
Exactly what it says. While cleaning out Skyhold, a spring is found and quickly made use of by the castle inhabitants, similar to an onsen or a Roman bath

It's not long before the following incidents occur
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:any_male  character:any_female  kink:bathing  kink:crack 
june 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Repost: Fenders - discovered because of a sexfail, toys/object insertion (crack?)
Fenris and Anders keep their hatesex relationship secret, until the day they try a toy or object -prefer with Anders on the receiving end- and it gets stuck.
For whatever reason Anders' magic isn't working and panicking Fenris(/Anders) rushes to get Hawke's help.

+the object is a wine bottle

++++it's humorous for the most part, but with some hurt/comfort, and Fenris(/Anders) getting really worried for his lover.

No shaming, no serious injuries.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:fenris  pairing:anders_fenris  relationship:slash  kink:hatesex  kink:secret_relationship  kink:fail_sex  kink:toys  kink:crack  kink:found_out 
may 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Anders/the Arishok
Idk if fellow anons know, but a pair of geese have made a nest on top of Bioware building. They were named Ganders and The Arishonk. There's even a live feed of the geese you can watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPfdDqQADiw (down at the moment, since it's night in Canada)

This is too good not to use as a prompt, don't you think?

Anders/The Arishok... somehow. Maybe Anders does something and the Arishok is Qun-bound to become Anders's dutiful husband. Or Anders comes along with Hawke when they visit the Qunari compound and the Arishok falls for the sewer mage instantly. Or some soul-mate AU. IDK. Anything, as long as it's on the funny/cracky side of things, no one is forced into anything and no harm comes to Anders.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:arishok  pairing:anders_arishok  relationship:slash  kink:humor  kink:crack 
may 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: The Orbs are actually Dragon Balls.
What it says on the tin.

Probably crack....

No yes, it's crack. Unless you get really creative and are motivated.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  fanfic:crossover  kink:crack 
april 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Marvel!AU: the Kirkwall Gang of Misfits as the Avengers.
So, I was playing earlier and thinking that my purple!Hawke would totally tell Anders something like "I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster." (maybe "a glowy justice monster"? idk) and now I cannot unsee Anders/Justice as Bruce Banner/Hulk.

So, cracky Marvel AU with Hawke&co. as the Avengers. Feel free to go crazy on this.

+10000000 friendship: Cullen as Thor with Meredith as Loki.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male  character:gen_party_members  kink:crack  fanfic:au 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Poor misunderstood Corypheus
You know what modern fandoms sorely lack? Villain woobification.

Somehow, Corypheus is the hero, but everyone sees him as the villain because of the Breach, or because they're all brainwashed by the Chantry to be prejudiced against magic & Tevinter. Although it brings him a lot of sadness to be seen as the enemy, he does his best anyway, for the good of the world. He eventually manages to convince the Inquisitor, a person he accidentally hurt, but also grew to admire from afar, to join him in his fight against the evil Chantry that's secretly plotting to take over the world.

Hard mode: not crack.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:corypheus  kink:crack 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Badfic desired!
Too many sane prompts here. Too many well-written fills. Where's the IKEA-manual erotics? Where's the complete disregard for physics? Where's the complete lack of canon characterization?

I DEMAND BADFIC!

Random tense-switches in the middle of sentences! Random POV switches in the middle of sentences! Random story switches in the middle of sentences! Random sentence switches in the middle of sentences!! RANDOM EVERYTHING!!!
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  kink:crack  kink:humor 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Hawke and the adventure of the multiple identities
Okay, so, what if Hawke's three "personalities" kept being all over the place like they're in act 1? Sometimes Hawke is kind and diplomatic, sometimes Hawke is angry and aggressive and just want to smash someone's head, and sometimes it's impossible to get a straight word out of Hawke without it stumbling over three puns and a horrible joke on the way.

All the internets if these identities also include different preferences in LI, leading to the most convulted fourway relationship in history.

I'll toss a kitten on top if each personality also happens to involve different preferred first names and gender identities - which is ultimately why the stories of the Champion never can agree on whether it was a woman or a man that punched the Arishok in the nose, apologised profusely, and asked for a sandwich. And also why everyone throw up their arms and go with "Hawke" in place of "Marian", "Garrett" or "Waffles The Abdominable Conqueror".
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male  kink:crack  kink:humor 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Any Hawke and Orsino
For some reason they need to do naked ritual under the moonlight together. Make it as cracky as possible.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male  character:orsino  kink:crack 
march 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Inquisitor is repossessed
So someone posted something about the Inquisitor being possessed but I read it as repossessed and now I want a crackfic
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_neutral_inquisitor  kink:crack 
february 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: When Blood Magic Goes Wrong: Honey, They De-Aged the Inquisitor.
So the Inquisitor got de-aged in a fight and the whole Inquisition is at a loss how to reverse it. What do they do and how do they cope with suddenly having a child at Skyhold? Who loves it, who hates it? Crack!fics appreciated.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_neutral_inquisitor  character:gen_party_members  kink:de_aging  kink:kid_fic  kink:crack 
december 2015 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Anders/Fenris - discovered because of a sexfail, toys/object insertion (crack?)
Fenris and Anders keep their hatesex relationship secret, until the day they try a toy or object -prefer with Anders on the receiving end- and it gets stuck.
For whatever reason Anders' magic isn't working and panicking Fenris(/Anders) rushes to get Hawke's help.

+the object is a wine bottle

++++it's humorous for the most part, but with some hurt/comfort, and Fenris(/Anders) getting really worried for his lover.

No shaming, no serious injuries.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:fenris  pairing:anders_fenris  relationship:slash  kink:fail_sex  kink:toys  kink:object_insertion  kink:crack  kink:secret_relationship 
december 2015 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Varric's novel about the inquisition is pure troll shipping
Varric's novel about the inquisition is friend-fiction, sure, but the inquisition members expected to see some truth in it. Instead, Varric takes it as an opportunity to troll his friends with the crackiest of crack relationships he could think of.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:varric  kink:crack  kink:friend_fiction 
december 2015 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Crack: Breeches in the Veil
I encountered the above typo in a fic somewhere – clearly the author meant Breaches. But I giggled madly at the image of a pair of giant green glowing breeches in the sky. Please write something about it for me, anons!
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  kink:crack 
november 2015 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Crack femslash pairings, smut
I want any femslash pairing, with any female characters, that don't quite make sense, like Leliana/Vivienne or Sera/Isabela, etc, etc.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:any_female  relationship:f/f  kink:crack 
november 2015 by dragonage_kink
Cullen + F!Inquisitor, "It's good for everything!", 1/1 Minifill
A person from our world gets dropped into Thedas and becomes the Inquisitor. There's an issue, however, other than the obvious lack of modern medical services, concerns about demons and magic, and general confusion about the whole situation.
prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  dragon_age:inquisition  character:cullen  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:original_character(s)  kink:modern  kink:religion  kink:crack 
october 2015 by dragonage_kink
F!OC + Morrigan, "A Bitter Cup", 2/2
So, you know how we sometimes promise our firstborns for a fill? The poor grown-up firstborn gets pulled into Thedas because of her parent's meme-ing activities.
prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  dragon_age:inquisition  character:original_character(s)  character:morrigan  kink:crack  kink:humor  kink:friendship 
september 2015 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Cullen/M!Trevelyan, Cassandra/Varric, Any/Any: How did Solas intend to deal with the Evanuris?
By throwing the now Elven!Inquisition at them and either dying or hiding in a hole during this!

In short, I want a cracky story where Fen'Harel's grand 'plan' involved using the magic from tearing down the Veil or sacrificing himself to turn a good portion of the Inquisition that wasn't already Elven into Elves. Who are not all very 'Elfy' looking Elves. (The spell had a hard enough time magicking hundreds of humans/dwarves/qunari into Elves without trying to exactly create how they'd look if they'd been born Elvhen, kay?) Just the utter crack of the now Elven Inquisition and how utterly fucked the Evanuris are.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  dragon_age:trespasser  character:gen_male_inquisitor  character:trevelyan  character:cullen  character:varric  character:cassandra  character:solas  character:misc_elven_god(s)  pairing:cullen_m!inquisitor  pairing:cullen_m!trevelyan  pairing:cassandra_varric  relationship:slash  relationship:het  kink:crack 
september 2015 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Sailor Moon mashup
Yes, you read that right. You can't expect Dorian to give the Inquisitor a freakin' crystal skype thingy and not make this long time Sailor Moon fan think about the moon crystal.

Total crack, total fun, any type of fill is welcome. In the name of the moon, A!A, I summon you!
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  dragon_age:trespasser  fanfic:crossover  kink:crack 
september 2015 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: DA:I/Star Trek crossover
Give me something completely cracktastic that involves a chat between Solas and Spock. I just want those two to meet, but I'm not averse to other DA:I/ST characters showing up. ^^
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  fanfic:crossover  character:solas  kink:crack 
september 2015 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Any/themselves, one-sided, amnesia
A person with amnesia finds their own diary and after reading it falls in love with themselves (not realising it's their diary)

Angst with occasional crack?

No preferance to who it is.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:any_male  character:any_female  kink:angst  kink:crack  kink:amnesia  kink:selfcest 
september 2015 by dragonage_kink
F!Lavellan/Solas, "Lavellanized", 6/6
Post-Inquisition, Lavellan has a child by Solas. Solas is aware of this but firmly in denial. Lavellan, meanwhile, has been cheerfully thwarting Solas's agents left and right like a one-armed, one-woman army. Some his agents decide independently that something drastic needs to be done.
prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  dragon_age:inquisition  dragon_age:trespasser  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:lavellan  character:solas  character:misc_elves  pairing:f!inquisitor_solas  pairing:f!lavellan_solas  relationship:het  kink:kid_fic  kink:BAMF  kink:humor  kink:crack 
september 2015 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Trying to kill the Inquisitor
OMG DID YOU SEE THE TRAILER FOR THE NEXT (and last dammit!) dlc for Inquisition?!

Not really spoilerish, but there's one line that the Inq says regarding how her hand is trying to kill her (again).

So i'd really like to request a crackyish fill about how a fault of the Inquisitor's person keeps on getting themselves into situations that threaten their own life.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_neutral_inquisitor  kink:crack  kink:humor 
august 2015 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: The Inquisitor sleeps with everyone, breaks hearts
The Inquisitor sleeps with every canon-LI...but never actually pursues a relationship with any, they're only sleeping around and breaking hearts along the way. Not that they're evil, of course, these things just happen.

Could be crack, could be super angsty, I'm fine with both.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_neutral_inquisitor  character:gen_party_members  relationship:het  relationship:slash  relationship:f/f  kink:crack  kink:angst 
july 2015 by dragonage_kink
F!Hawke/Fenris + Anders + Justice, "Of Cats and Dogs and Hawks and Wolves.", 9/?
So I found this kmeme prompt for a crack fic where Justice happens to be a dog person, while Anders as we know is very much a cat person and I started working on it. Don't ask how I ended up writing Chapter 1 as a piece of smut for Female Hawke and Fenris ;) So if you're not into that pairing, just skip Chapter 1 (If you are, you know where to go:)

Anders, Justice, cats and dogs will follow, I promise :)
AO3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/4298061
prompt:filled  fanfic:unfinished  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:justice  character:fenris  character:hawke_female  relationship:het  pairing:fenris_f!hawke  kink:humor  kink:crack 
july 2015 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED Dorian/LI - Aladdin!AU
I just need Dorian as Jasmine in an Aladdin AU for some reason that idek lmao

I'm ok with any Inquisitor, but Adaar is my baby and it'd be awesome if he's here in any way (he doesn't have to be the LI, btw, LI can be any male)
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  fanfic:au  relationship:slash  character:dorian  character:gen_male_inquisitor  character:adaar  pairing:any_male_dorian  kink:crack 
july 2015 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Cullen / F Inquisitor with some help from Sara
An inexperienced Cullen needs some help after (perhaps spectacularly) failing to make his lady come. For whatever reason he ends up seeking Sara's advice.

Crack is awesome smut is welcome, I just think this would be hilariously awkward and adorable.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:cullen  character:sera  pairing:cullen_f!inquisitor  relationship:het  kink:humor  kink:crack 
july 2015 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: M!Inquisitor/Halward, "your dad's kinda hot"
Halward Pavus is a piece of shit, but also kind of attractive (he is Dorian's father, after all) and the inquisitor can't help himself from hitting on the magister. Hard. Even before Halward gets to speak. Which is probably for the best.

Yes, this is utter crack and Dorian would not approve.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:halward_pavus  character:gen_male_inquisitor  relationship:slash  kink:flirting  kink:crack  pairing:halward_m!inquisitor 
june 2015 by dragonage_kink
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