dragonage_kink + character:varric   1609

UNFILLED: Varric/Bianca - Bianca Davri positive only
I would really love to see something for this ship where Bianca is shown in a positive light. I just feel that there has got to be a really interesting story behind these two interesting and flawed characters, and that story should be told! (No character or ship hate - I really like Bianca and I like Bianca and Varric's tragic and ultimately doomed relationship.) Please?
dragon_age:inquisition  prompt:unfilled  character:varric  character:bianca  relationship:het  pairing:bianca_varric 
may 2019 by dragonage_kink
Varric/Bethany, A Nighttime Fantasy, 1/1
He feels terrible because of the age difference and his sneaking suspicion that she thinks of him as a father-figure, but Varric can't stop thinking about Bethany that way, no matter how he tries.
AO3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18685429
dragon_age:2  prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  character:bethany  character:varric  relationship:het  pairing:bethany_varric  kink:masturbation 
april 2019 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Varric wants to learn about dreams
Dwarves don't dream, right?
So Varric starts question other companion(s) about this whole dreaming thing - how does it feels, how does it works, what do they see? and probably learns more about his friends than he expected or even wanted to know.
(yeah, i'm basically asking for a character study under the guise of the dream-talk)
dragon_age:2  prompt:unfilled  character:varric  character:gen_party_members 
january 2019 by dragonage_kink
Fenris/m!Hawke, "Home", 1/1
Meredith gets tired of M!Hawke publicly and surreptitiously thwarting her in Act 3 and so one night sends Templars to steal him away. Before anyone can rescue Hawke he's put through the rigors of an inquisition style interrogation (read torture), including the brutal act of strappado.

Varric, Fenris and ANders/Justice team up to mercilessly kick arse and rescue Hawke. The aftermath is ugly for Hawke but his friends and LI are determined to get him through it.
prompt:filled  dragon_age:2  character:fenris  character:hawke_male  relationship:slash  pairing:fenris_m!hawke  character:anders  character:varric  kink:torture  kink:hurt_comfort  fanfic:finished 
december 2018 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Anders + Justice, seperation
If you have played the Jaws of Hakkon DLC, you may have stumbled over the mage girl who rather exiled herself than to get separated from her teacher (a spirit) in the for the Avvar common ritual once the mage has reached a certain point in life.
I don't remember the details unfortunately, but I remember very well that these Avvar "abominations"are in the same situation of Anders.
prompt:unfilled  character:anders  character:justice  character:varric  character:gen_neutral_inquisitor  kink:magic  character:hawke_female 
june 2018 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: 5 Times Hawke Calls Varric Daddy, Hawke/?
I’m looking for five times where M!Purple!Hawke calls Varric Daddy, jokingly, and the one time where (He calls someone else it and Varric finds it hilarious? One time where it isn’t a joke?).

+++ Companion Reactions
++++++++++ Aveline’s reaction
+ As long as it isn’t Hawke/Relative or Hawke/Sebastian, I’m fine with any ship- including those from Origins or Inquisition
+++ but Hawke/Varric is my ultimate goal here

No mpreg, bathroom stuff, or beastiality please?
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:varric  character:hawke_male  kink:daddy 
may 2018 by dragonage_kink
Varric "Picking Flowers" 1/1
Varric finds a small girl (7 years old? 9? 10?) all alone, an orphan whose parents were killed by Red Templars/Venatori Mages/Demons from the Rifts/or in the Civil War of Orlais. So yeah, this could be mid-Inquisition time or post-Inquisition.

The girl can’t talk nor read (due to trauma or because she’s just mute and never learned to read is up to A!A) and is all alone in a refugee camp. Varric, traveling with the Inquisitor, encounters her and a small group of refugees. No one can take care of the child even though the kid seems to be mature for her age (i.e., not wanting to ask for help even when she really needs it, trying to be independent in taking care of herself and trying to survive on her own with looking for food and protection, and may be reclusive and withdrawn from everyone else). Varric takes pity on the kid or they instantly bond, whatever reason but Varric decides to take her with him and later on adopts her.
prompt:filled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:varric  character:original_character(s)  kink:family  kink:adoption  kink:mute 
april 2018 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: DAI!Cassandra and Varric meet DA2!Cassandra and Varric (and vice versa)
Let's say Alexius was in fact wrong, and that when he casts his time magic that while the Inquisitor and Dorian get launched into the future, DAI!Cassandra and Varric (as the other two party members) instead get hurled through time and space right into the beginning of Dragon Age 2, moments after DA2!Cassandra stabs DA2!Varric in the book.

With all of the knowledge that they possess, how do the future versions of Cass and Varric react to their situation, and vice versa for the past versions? Do they disappear once the Inquisitor sorts everything out, or does Thedas now have 2 copies of each?

Bonus points if they also comment on the obvious graphical differences between their renditions in the two games.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:cassandra  character:varric  character:dorian  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:gen_male_inquisitor  kink:time_travel 
april 2018 by dragonage_kink
Varric/m!Hawke, Untitled, 1/1
Varric’s wanted to do Hawke since the moment they met, but hey, s/he’s so much younger, and so fresh, and Varric’s got some morals, right? Right. He clenches his teeth and resists, and everything works just fine until he learns Hawke’s a virgin. And damned if he won’t be the first to fuck that pretty mouth.
dragon_age:2  prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  relationship:slash  character:hawke_male  character:varric  pairing:m!hawke_varric  kink:virgin  kink:blowjob  kink:age_difference 
april 2018 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Varric/Bull or Varric/M!Inq, daddy kink & size kink
Everyone who’s read The Tale of the Champion wonders about the miraculous duel between Hawke and the Arishok. It seems too good to be true... because it isn’t. What really happened is that Varric developed a taste for massive Qunari dong, and fucked the Arishok. Or, rather, let the Arishok fuck him. But rather than spread that around, he made up a story about Hawke instead.

Fast forward to the Inquisition. A male Adaar or the Iron Bull finds out about Varric’s preferences when he accidentally calls one of them “Daddy.” Sex ensues.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:varric  pairing:iron_bull_varric  pairing:iron_bull_m!adaar  character:adaar  character:iron_bull  relationship:slash  kink:size  kink:daddy 
march 2018 by dragonage_kink
Isabela, "Where Did You Sleep Last Night?", 7/7
When Carver becomes a Templar recruit, Isabela offers him a sexual relationship during his monthly leave in order to help protect Hawke and Anders. A year later, the arrangement begins to fail as Carver grows more and more possessive and Isabela falls in love with someone else. A session of rough sex soon turns to assault and Carver flees, leaving Isabela for dead.
This story begins that morning and the aftermath that follows as Isabela's friends and lovers start to piece together what has happened and try to save her life.
AO3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14118120
prompt:filled  dragon_age:2  character:isabela  character:anders  character:hawke_female  character:fenris  character:varric  character:merrill  character:carver  pairing:f!hawke_isabela  pairing:anders_isabela  pairing:fenris_isabela  pairing:anders_f!hawke  pairing:anders_fenris  kink:rape_aftermath  kink:hurt_comfort  fanfic:finished 
march 2018 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Marian Hawke/Varric or Fenris - Left Behind at the Fade and going back but to a Dark!World
F!Hawke (Marian Hawke, mostly purple/sarcastic but when she needs to be, she grows serious, so blue too, (or just half blue half purple would be good too) you know, for description purposes) is left behind in the Fade to fend for herself against the Nightmare. She manages to kill the beast although very hurt and somehow even finds a portal or a door to get out of the Fade. Thing is, when she goes back, it's not to her Happy World, but one parallel world where the Inquisitor and Hawke are dark!Horrible people. And Hawke's not even a girl at that (it's Dark M!Hawke). But how does she find out that she's in a different world? Because of Varric.

She first encounters Varric in a very poor state. She thinks it's because he's mourning her loss and that's why he looks so miserable, drinking so much and with bags under his eyes (let the girl have hope that Varric cared so much for her that he'd be in that state because of her death). But when she starts talking to him, "Varric, my dear best friend! I'm alive and kicking butts again!", he just looks at her like "??? Who the heck are you?". And that's how she finds out something's wrong. They talk (or better said, she asks questions as in this world Varric doesn't do much talking/storytelling). She learns there's another Hawke with different gender/class, learns about Inky and Hawke being dark and making terrible decisions and how miserable everyone else is because of that.

And that's how Marian will try to a) help fix everything in this messed up world somehow, or b) go back to her old world.

––– If a) it's the way to go (everyone in her world thinks she's dead anyway, and she doesn't even have a Love Interest nor any family left to go back to), then Marian will try to find –the Inquisitor who should have been– of her own world (a different person than the actual Inquisitor in the Dark!World) to try and help her fix everything in this world (and with the help of the Inner Circle).
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male  character:varric  fanfic:au  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:gen_male_inquisitor  kink:dark 
february 2018 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Varric & Cassandra, HIMYM-style
Varric trolling Cassandra and telling her Hawke's story HIMYM-style, not revealing Hawke's LI's name up to the very end (and probably not even then).
Any Hawke, any LI(s), including non-canon ones (like, I dunno, Leliana).
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:cassandra  character:varric  pairing:any_character_f!hawke  pairing:any_character_m!hawke 
february 2018 by dragonage_kink
Anders/Varric, Untitled, 1/1
In which Anders has a few things to say about the latest draft of Varric's stories, Varric is frustratingly amused at his critique, and really, there is only way to settle this...
dragon_age:2  prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  relationship:slash  character:anders  character:varric  pairing:anders_varric  kink:magic 
february 2018 by dragonage_kink
reverse prompt: varric edition
i'm getting burned out on my main writing project and decided that the best way to distract myself would be to write varric being excessively gay, because those pairings seem to be rare both here and on ao3, but i'm having trouble coming up with ideas on my own

feel free to prompt me with whatever comes to mind! my only request is that cullen not be other half of the pairing, but everything else is up in the air
dragon_age:2  fanfic:reverse_prompt  relationship:slash  character:varric  pairing:any_male_varric 
january 2018 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Varric whump
I just want to see Varric broken down and made to suffer. Humiliated, beaten, traumatized, rape, whatever kind of hurt you want to inflict on him. H/C with Hawke (female or male) patching him back up with some sweet lovin' would be awesome too, as long as Varric is the focus.

DNW Bianca bashing.
dragon_age:2  prompt:unfilled  character:varric  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male  pairing:f!hawke_varric  pairing:m!hawke_varric  kink:humiliation  kink:abuse  kink:non_con  kink:hurt_comfort 
january 2018 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Varric/Bianca Davri + poetry
Varric finds his old (and probably embarrassingly sappy) poems he once dedicated to Bianca Davri and spends a moment or two reminiscing on his teenage self.

Bonus points if it's asexual/aromantic Varric, though it's an option, not a requirement.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:varric  character:bianca  pairing:bianca_varric  relationship:het  kink:poetry 
december 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Harding in Hightown
Hightown has not been the same since the mysterious murder of a notorious magistrate. A death hiding darker intents... Can the dashing smuggler/mercenary Harding find the truth behind the sinister plot before it brings down Kirkwall? Will he and his band of misfits save the city from the

A tale of action, apostates and templar, love and passion, duty and honour by Varric Tethras, the author behind Kisses Beyond Kirk's Walls and the Haunted Coats of the Wounded Coast
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:varric 
november 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Varric/Cassandra, pining
Varric and Cassandra have the most gigantic crush on each other and any fool can see it, but rather than doing something about it they bicker like little children.
Dorian ships it. Hard.
But if they aren't going to kiss soon, he'll see himself forced to take drastic measures.
dragon_age:inquisition  prompt:unfilled  character:cassandra  character:varric  character:dorian  pairing:cassandra_varric  kink:pining  kink:matchmaking  relationship:het 
november 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: A small list of prompts with the same overall theme: Alternate Inquisitors
I am a MASSIVE fan of the Dragon Age series, as are many of you humble narrators.
One of my favorite prompts, and one I've imagined many times, is what would happen if certain characters from the Dragon Age verse had been the ones to grasp Corypheus by the orb (giggity) instead of Trevelyan, Adaar, Cadash or Lavellan. Instead of making individual requests for each one, I am going to make one post with a list. Here are the ones I'd like to see the most:

(Dorian, Leliana, Cassandra, Sera, The Iron Bull, Cullen, Alistair, Varric, Avvar!Inquisitor, Morrigan, Justinia)
dragon_age:inquisition  fanfic:au  prompt:unfilled  character:dorian  character:leliana  character:cassandra  character:sera  character:iron_bull  character:cullen  character:alistair  character:varric  character:morrigan 
november 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Varric/Merrill
A bit of an odd request...

I hold Varric oddly close to my heart.

I think him & Merril would be an interesting story, likely with him doing a fair bit of guidance.

Am I crazy? QUITE POSSIBLY.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:varric  character:merrill  pairing:merrill_varric  relationship:het 
october 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Various Pairings, Poly Rarepairs
It could be gen, crack, short, or long. Just give me anything dealing with these poly-pairings I've had nagging my mind. Those pairings being:

F/M!Inquisitors/Iron Bull/Josephine

Blackwall/F!Inquisitors/Solas

Krem/Cole/Maryden

Inquisitor/Cassandra/Varric/Solas (there's this lovely fic that has me craving this something fierce.)

Smut is a major plus but not necessary, and multi fills are more than welcomed.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:gen_male_inquisitor  character:iron_bull  character:josephine  character:blackwall  character:solas  character:krem  character:cole  character:maryden  character:cassandra  character:varric  kink:threesome  kink:polyamory 
september 2017 by dragonage_kink
F!Hawke/Fenris, "Drunken Shenanigans", 1/1
Hawke and the Kirkwall Crew have a Wicked Grace game night planned, she and Varric are set but the others are running a bit late and each arrive in their own style. Everyone settles in for a good night of cards, drinking and fun, Hawke gets a bit tipsy and ends up dancing on the table, much to her LI Fenris' chagrin.

On Ao3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11764260
prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_female  character:fenris  pairing:fenris_f!hawke  relationship:het  character:varric  character:sebastian  character:merrill  character:aveline  character:anders  kink:fluff  kink:friendship  kink:alcohol 
august 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Hawke/Varric, futurefic with spawning
Hawke and Varric have a kid after all the stuff with Corypheus shakes down. Preference for default-ish Marian Hawke, but if M!Hawke is your thing, go for it.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:hawke_female  character:varric  pairing:f!hawke_varric  relationship:het  kink:kid_fic 
august 2017 by dragonage_kink
F!Hawke/Anders, F!Hawke/Justice, "used to be", 1/1
After Anders dies on the run, Justice is unable to rest in the Fade and uses the last of his magic to create a mortal form to return to Thedas in. He seeks out Hawke, still very much in love with her. Hawke is hesitant, scared, but finally begins to untangle her complicated feelings about the former Spirit. Even though both mourn the man they loved, they see that they could find peace in each other.
prompt:filled  dragon_age:2  fanfic:finished  character:anders  character:justice  character:hawke_female  pairing:anders_f!hawke  pairing:anders_justice  pairing:f!hawke_justice  relationship:het  relationship:slash  relationship:poly  character:merrill  character:isabela  character:velanna  character:varric 
august 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: F!Hawke/Varric or Fenris or Isabela - Feverish!Hawke - Confessing feelings
So you know that cliche trope where character A is in love with character B but they're too shy (or have some other reason) and can't confess? And then they have a cold, with a fever and all, and B comes to take care of A, and in their feverish state A confesses their feelings to B. And then, bam! A and B get together when A is feeling better.

So that's basically what I want.

Act III, F!Hawke (prefer Marian and half sarcastic half diplomatic) is at her house when she's hit with a fever (could be because of a cold, or because she's been working so much without rest and proper meals, etc.). Her mom is dead, and Oranna and Bodhan and Sandal are away for the day (maybe for vacations? To visit family? Business? Whatever). So F!Hawke is all alone with her dog, in bed, sweating so much and shaking and all that.

So Varric (or Fenris or Isabela) goes to Hawke's for any reason when he finds her in a poor state. So he takes care of her. And in her feverish state, Hawke is really happy that Varric is there and accidentally confesses her feelings for him (being in love already, probably since many years?). Varric's reaction? He's shocked? Probably thought Hawke didn't like him like that and that he didn't have a chance, so now he's really ecstatic/happy? Anyway, but still, he takes care of her first and after she's all okay and healthy and better, they kiss/start a relationship/even smut if A!A wants.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_female  character:varric  character:fenris  character:isabela  character:sebastian  pairing:f!hawke_varric  pairing:fenris_f!hawke  pairing:f!hawke_isabela  pairing:f!hawke_sebastian  relationship:het  relationship:f/f  kink:sick 
july 2017 by dragonage_kink
Tranquil!Hawke, meeting the Inquisition 3?
So you know how Varric told the whole Dragon Age 2 story to Cassandra? We can only assume he was telling the truth, but what if he didn't? Or what if he hid information?

So now, the Inquisitor needs help dealing with Corypheus and Varric know, he knows Hawke would be a huge help... But how is he going to tell everyone that Hawke, when escaping Kirkwall, was branded Tranquil? And now he keeps her hidden in a Cave?
prompt:filled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:hawke_female  character:varric  kink:tranquil 
july 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Vivvienne & Dorian, "Varric's 'Vivienne' & 'Dorian', Villainous BFFs"
Can someone write me, like, fanfic of Varric's book where these two are beautiful, sneering, villainous BFFs who may or may not be trying to kill each other but who will cheerfully and bloodlessly murder anyone else who looks at the other one funny?
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:varric  character:dorian  character:vivienne 
july 2017 by dragonage_kink
F!Cadash, Colorblind, 1/1
Also here - http://archiveofourown.org/works/11493297

One of the inner circle members is color blind. Having grown up this way, they never bother to mention it. Until one night they mention it off handedly and somebody else is like "Bro, we can fix that."
prompt:filled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:cadash  character:iron_bull  character:varric  character:sera  character:solas  character:vivienne  character:dorian  kink:disability 
july 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Hawke/Fenris or Varric or Any, Spirit Turned more Human! Hawke
You know how you can make Cole more human or more spirit in his personal quest? Well, in this prompt, Cole is more human. But Cole isn't the only “Spirit turned More Human and living outside the Fade in their human form” in Inquisition.

Another spirit turned more human is Hawke (they are more human than spirit because they spent many years interacting with humans, with being in Kirkwall for 7 years).
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male  character:cole  character:varric 
july 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Hawke/Any or Gen, Hawke Doesn't Exist / Tale of the Champion is just a book
Tale:
1. A narrative that relates the details of some real or imaginary event, incident, or case; a story.
2. A falsehood; a lie.

Hawke is left behind in the Fade. When they get out (a spirit opens up a rift for them to go through) they go to an alternate universe where the Champion of Kirkwall is nothing more than a fictional character in a book. Hawke finds out while going to Skyhold, hearing the towns folk's conversations.

When they reach Skyhold, Varric's confirmation of it being just a book, and his blank stare at seeing a stranger confirms what they heard as true. You don't exist. No one knows you. Not even Varric.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:hawke_female  character:varric  fanfic:au 
july 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Dorian/Cullen or Dorian/Inquisitor - Telepathic Connection - Sense8 AU
AU where characters are connected telepathically, like in Sense8. More details about the specifics of the telepathic connection at the link.

The Inquisition started earlier (a year or so?), but the companions are not part of it yet. I want a telepathy connection between Cullen who is in Haven and Dorian (Tevinter), but other members of the Cluster can be Varric (Kirkwall), Bull (Seheron? Orlais? Where was he before the Inquisition?), Solas (wherever he was after waking up from Uthenera, while traveling across Thedas), and the rest (they have to be 8 people) is up to A!A's choice. They don't have to be part of the Inquisition in canon, like, it could be Zevran (Antiva/Hunting the Crows?). Josephine could be part of the Cluster too (she has amazing abilities like being a former bard and also being an ambassador, talking easily to people to resolve problems without violence). The Inquisitor too?? Or not? Or anyone else.

Dorian/Cullen. Other pairings up to A!A. Inquisitor's (and Hawke's, if there are scenes of him/her/they with Varric?) gender/race/class/pairing up to A!A.
prompt:unfilled  kink:telepathy  dragon_age:inquisition  character:dorian  character:cullen  character:lavellan  character:trevelyan  character:varric  character:iron_bull  character:solas  character:zevran  character:josephine  pairing:cullen_dorian  pairing:dorian_m!inquisitor  fanfic:au  relationship:slash 
june 2017 by dragonage_kink
Reverse Prompts: D/S, Pregnancy, Forbidden Romances, Angst
I'd be happy to take on a few mini fills if people have prompts for the following ships: f!hawke/varric, f!hawke/isabela, f!hawke/fenris, f!hawke/anders, merribela, possibly f!hawke/sebastian
Yes: d/s, pregnancy/impregnation, forbidden romances, angst, smut
No: futanari prompts, daddy kink, non con, toilet related stuff, fenders or Aveline.
prompt:unfilled  fanfic:reverse_prompt  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_female  character:varric  character:isabela  character:fenris  character:anders  character:merrill  character:sebastian  relationship:het  relationship:f/f  kink:dom_sub  kink:pregnancy  kink:impregnation  kink:forbidden_love  kink:angst 
june 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Hawke/Fenris or Hawke/Varric, Different Universes - Second chance after death
Act II or III.

When Hawke and Carver die, instead of moving on to the Afterlife/the Beyond, they get a second chance... by traveling to a parallel universe. In this other universe, there is Dark!Bethany and Dark!Hawke, and everyone is miserable because of that/because of their actions/decisions. It's up to Light!Hawke (to differentiate them somehow) and Carver to set things up in the right way.

>< Light!Hawke is different gender than Dark!Hawke. (So if it's Marian and Carver, it'd be Dark!Garrett and Dark!Bethany)
>< No preference for Light!Hawke, so they could be male or female, whatever A!A wants. But they have to be diplomatic (or better yet, half sarcastic half diplomatic). Carver is Carver, lol.
>< As for pairings, if it's Light!Marian then with Fenris or Varric. If it's Light!Garrett then with Fenris. as a second pairing Carver and Merrill please?
>< Only dark!characters are Bethany and Hawke. All companions are not dark, just miserable and maybe bitter/hopeless/disheartened.
>< They travel to another universe but same time as their universe, meaning Act II or III too.
>< Hawke and Carver ended up in another universe, maybe because they died in the Fade? Or in an Ancient Secret Temple? Or a powerful spirit found them in the battlefield/where they died and took pity on their souls so he gave them a second chance (while knowing that the other universe was faring so badly and their own was okay without them)? Whatever A!A wants.
>< Reactions! When Hawke and Carver see Bethany alive. When Varric and companions meet Light!Hawke and Carver. Maybe their first meet is even by surprise because Hawke/Carver are hiding but Varric/Any other Companion(s) are in trouble and Hawke (and Carver) saves/helps them?
>< Okay, I thought Bethany as a dark!character too, but what the heck, if A!A wants, she can be Light too.
>< Happy ending.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  fanfic:au  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male  character:carver  character:bethany  character:fenris  character:varric  pairing:fenris_f!hawke  pairing:fenris_m!hawke  pairing:f!hawke_varric  pairing:carver_merrill  relationship:het  relationship:slash 
june 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: [Possible Crack] Questioning Hawke's Questionable Decisions
Hawke is always portrayed as a general hero-type in Inquisition, no matter the Keep settings. Which, granted, most of them are, but as for the rest... Now, I understand why there weren't lines and lines of additional voice-acting for the Inquisitor to grill people about Hawke's life choices. That's where you come in. Minifills welcome.

Samples:
"So, is it true you helped the Templars kill every mage in Kirkwall except the one who blew up the Chantry?"
"Let me get this straight, Cassandra, you'd rather have someone who sold his ex-boyfriend to a magister leading the Inquisition?"
"Varric, why were you friends - sorry, friendly rivals - with this asshole again?" (Varric: "Hey, nobody's perfect!")
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:hawke_female  character:cassandra  character:varric  kink:humor  kink:crack 
may 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: General/No pairings? - Nail polish for everyone!
Any time in the time period of Inquisition, at Skyhold. It starts with the Inquisitor painting their nails (because they're so stressed and painting my their nails is so relaxing) in the Throne room, then Josephine walks by and gets curious as to what is Inky doing, and she soon joins them. Leliana too, perhaps? Then Vivienne! "Let me show you how it's properly done, dear." Then Dorian hears all the talking about and comes to see what's all the fuss and soon joins them too. And then even Sera? "what the heck are you doing?" "Painting our nails" "Ugh, that's stupid and dumb. I'm in."

++ Dorian and Vivienne competing who paints their nails the best.
++ Cassandra also joins but doesn't know shi* about it so Inky teaches her?
++ Cole is so curious and it seems like so much fun, he wants to experience it too, so he lets them paint his nails too.
++ Varric watching and laughing from afar.
++ What is the nail polish? Does nail polish even exists in Thedas? Or is it just Solas's paint? Only A!A knows.
++ Any gender/class/race for Inquisitor. No pairings? Or if A!A wants to add a love interest for Inky then be my guest, Inquisitor/anyone, I don't mind.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  fanfic:not_porn  character:josephine  character:leliana  character:vivienne  character:dorian  character:sera  character:cassandra  character:cole  character:varric  kink:friendship  kink:fluff  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:gen_male_inquisitor  character:gen_neutral_inquisitor  pairing:none 
may 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Marian Hawke/Varric - Post!Adamant Fortress - Travel to another world
I've read this amazing fanfic called The Other Dorian, where there were multiple universes/worlds, where in one- the Inquisitor and Hawke were dark! and by that everyone else was just so miserable, and in the other universe- everyone was normal or game-like! So, not dark, but actually happy. And the whole premise of "what if?" interested me so much that I want to read more like this. Only that, with a different protagonist.

So! Prompt time. F!Hawke (Marian Hawke, purple/sarcastic (but when she needs to be, she gets serious), for description purposes) is left behind in the Fade to fend for herself against the Nightmare. She manages to kill the beast although very hurt and somehow even finds a portal or a door to get out of the Fade. Thing is, when she goes back, it's not to her Happy World, but one parallel world where the Inquisitor and Hawke are dark!Horrible people. And Hawke's not even a girl at that (it's Dark!Garret Hawke). But how does she find out that she's in a different world? Because of Varric.

She first encounters Varric in a really poorly state. She thinks it's because he's mourning her loss and that's why he looks so miserable, drinking so much and with bags under his eyes (let the girl have hope that Varric cared so much for her that he'd be in that state because of her death). But when she starts talking to him (Varric, my dear best friend! I'm alive and kicking butts again!), he just looks at her like "??? Who the heck are you?". And that's how she finds out something's wrong. They talk. She learns there's another Hawke with different gender, asks many questions, learns about Inky and Hawke being dark and making terrible decisions and how miserable everyone else is because of that.

And that's how Marian will try to a) help fix everything in this messed up world somehow, or b) go back to her old world.

––– If a) it's the way to go (everyone in her world thinks she's dead, anyway and she doesn't even have a LI/certain someone to go back to), then Marian will try to find –the Inquisitor who should have been– of her own world (a different person than the actual Inquisitor in the Dark!world) to try and help her fix everything in this world (and with the help of the Inner Circle).

++ I'd prefer pairing for Hawke to be Varric as I don't see much of them, but any other pairing is okay too, like with Fenris or whoever (except Anders). Same with Inquisitor, anyone you like, but a recommendation of mine would be M!Lavellan/Dorian or F!Inquisitor/Cullen (could be Trevelyan or Lavellan).
++ It's a dark world but please, no non-con or dub-con. Or, it'd be okay only if it's between the Inquisitor and their companions, to add to the misery? And no companions!death. I want by the end of this a happy ending with everyone (except Dark! Inky and Hawke) staying alive and being finally happy.
++ Companions are miserable and sad and heartbroken and angsty by the way things are going in their world, but they're not actually dark!Counterparts, no dark with them please.
++ How does Hawke get out of the Fade? Maybe a spirit of Compassion helps her find a door to the World. Or maybe she stumbles into an eluvian after endlessly walking in the Fade. No possession or dark deals with demons, please.
++ Happy ending is a must.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:hawke_female  character:varric  pairing:f!hawke_varric  kink:dark  relationship:het  character:hawke_male  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:gen_neutral_inquisitor  character:gen_male_inquisitor  fanfic:au 
may 2017 by dragonage_kink
F!Hawke/Carver, F!Hawke/Varric, Opportunity Come Knocking on Your Back Door, 1/1
F!Hawke is kidnapped, tied up and blindfolded in a very compromising position. Carver saves her, but starts to get turned on when he her in this position -- and takes advantage of her offer to do "whatever they want" in exchange for her life. Later, Varric joins in.
prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_female  character:carver  relationship:het  pairing:carver_f!hawke  kink:blindfold  kink:non_con  kink:incest  character:varric  pairing:f!hawke_varric 
may 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Hawke/Varric, Bellydancing Hawke
Isabella teaching Hawke how to bellydance don't look at me like we both know she can and they put on a show for Varric. Gender doesn't matter, though the thought of a male Hawke doing it is truly amusing to me right now.

Later, Varric shows Hawke just how much he appreciated it.

;D
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male  character:varric  pairing:f!hawke_varric  pairing:m!hawke_varric  kink:dancing  relationship:het  relationship:slash 
april 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Modern Girl in Thedas, but realistic?
MGIT, but knows nothing about the game, speaks no language in Thedas, has no idea why people are pointing swords at her and there's a hole in her hand and they're shoving her at demons. Like seriously? How would you react to that?

- She's a totally average Earth human, non-warrior, non-rogue, non-mage. Like, a teacher or a receptionist or something who IS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS
- She's been threatened and shouted at, spends most of her day sitting in the cabin alone, when she goes out people surround her for no known reason, the only people who try to talk to her are a hobbit and Bald Spock, they make her go out and get attacked by wtf-ery . . .
- this is all mighty distressing and she might get desperate enough to attempt suicide
- The Advisors have no clue what to do with or about her; she's basically useless except for the mark. They kind of treat her like furniture until Varric helps her communicate.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  pairing:any_character_f!oc  relationship:het  relationship:f/f  kink:angst  kink:language  kink:suicide  character:varric  kink:modern_character_in_thedas 
march 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: FemQuiz/Varric
Varric is the first person - and for most of the Haven part the only person - to interact with Quiz like a real person, ask how she is, etc. They develop a rapport, and she falls painfully in love. Varric still spends most of the game pining for Bianca, but kind of aware of her feelings. Eventually (post-Bianca scene?) he admits that he might have feelings too. Angst and fluff with a side of smut? Preference for a short Trev or a Cadash.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  relationship:het  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:varric  pairing:f!inquisitor_varric  kink:pining  kink:angst  kink:fluff 
march 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: (fake) Dorian/Sera - Dorian and Sera write intentionally bad smut
Dorian and Sera collaborate on writing the most cringeworthy, hilaribad, intentionally awful het porn starring themselves and "gift" it to Varric just to screw with him.

+ Work in actual pairing for either or both by having Varric get revenge on one of the offending "authors" by passing the written abomination off to their love interest
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  relationship:het  relationship:slash  pairing:none  pairing:dorian_sera  character:dorian  character:sera  character:varric  kink:humor 
march 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: M!Lavellan/Dorian, with some M!Hawke Fenris - Lavellan is Fenris' brother
Lavellan is Fenris' brother. They could be twins, Lavellan could be older or younger, I don't mind which.

Smut is not required, but it is welcome if you'd like to write some :)

I just have this image in my head of Lavellan helping Varric and them close the rift and Varric says, "Broody? Is that you?"

But it's Lavellan, not Fenris.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  relationship:slash  character:gen_male_inquisitor  character:lavellan  character:fenris  character:varric  pairing:dorian_m!inquisitor  pairing:dorian_m!lavellan  pairing:fenris_m!hawke  kink:family 
march 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: M!Hawke/Varric, rivalmance, protective Hawke
Hawke and Varric have an antagonistic relationship. They disagree about almost everything and spend a lot of time snarking at each other and trading insults. So when the relationship turns sexual, everyone wonders if there are actually any feelings there, or if they’re just enjoying the hatesex. Maybe Hawke and Varric aren’t sure themselves.

Then Varric get injured during a big battle, or captured by the Carta (or any flavor of Varric-in-peril) and Hawke absolutely loses his shit. He destroys every enemy standing between him and Varric, because no one hurts his dwarf and lives.

Some hurt/comfort and overprotective Hawke once Varric is safe.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  relationship:slash  character:hawke_male  character:varric  pairing:m!hawke_varric  kink:hurt_comfort  kink:injury  kink:protectiveness  kink:rescue  kink:rivalry 
february 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Hawke/Varric/Cassandra
Cassandra figures out Varric is pining for Hawke (which Hawke doesn't know about), Hawke comes to Skyhold and figures out that Cassandra is crushing on Varric (which Varric doesn't know about), and all of them get a much needed wake-up call and start sleeping together.

Female or male Hawke both welcome, with a slight preference for female purple/red Hawke.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  relationship:poly  character:hawke_female  character:hawke_male  character:cassandra  character:varric  kink:pining  pairing:cassandra_f!hawke_varric  pairing:cassandra_m!hawke_varric 
february 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Cassandra/Inquisitor, Cassandra/Varric, infidelity
Inspired by the fact that I just completed "Trespasser" with Cassandra as my LI, and she spends more time talking about Varric than about our relationship, I would love to see a thoughtful post-Inquisition story in which Cassandra wants to stay faithful to the Inquisitor, but sees them so rarely that she's feeling increasingly distant and alone. Meanwhile, Varric has been faithfully writing her funny letters and sending her romance chapters. They end up in the same city (maybe she's visiting Kirkwall for Seeker work or a Divine visit), and alcohol plus loneliness results in them falling into bed.

+ : Varric has been pining for Cassandra for a while but resigned to hiding it.
+ : Sexual Varric (Ace!Varric is fabulous, but for this fill, I would love a full-on erotic encounter)
+ : No "bad guys"; everyone involved is trying their best to do the right thing.
+ : Endgame that includes ongoing Cassandra/Varric (but I would be 100% happy with a poly arrangement)
+++ : Varric's writing turns Cassandra on, and her embarrassment quickly fades into unexpected arousal
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  dragon_age:trespasser  character:gen_neutral_inquisitor  character:cassandra  character:varric  pairing:cassandra_m!inquisitor  pairing:cassandra_f!inquisitor  pairing:cassandra_varric  relationship:het  relationship:f/f  kink:cheating 
february 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Repost & Revised: Varric helps Anders and gets a harsh reality check
I kinda wish in DA2, if you played pro-mage, Hawke could have asked Varric to use some of his contacts to get evidence of the abuses happening in the circle. But we can't so this prompt was born.

Prompt:

Anders tied of being ignored or just told to shut up mages don't have it that bad decides he needs to get more evidence from another source, Varric or more precisely his people.

Varric agrees to this quickly hoping with proof that the Circles really aren't that bad he can get Anders to relax some or just to shut up about Mage Rights all together. That is until he gets the reports back from his people.

When Varric reads the reports he finds some of the worst depictions of abuse he has ever seen. Rape of mages of all ages. Mages being tortured for entertainment. Mages of all ages being killed for any and all slights even imagined ones. Basically the absolute worst shit you can imagine.

When Varric gives the reports to Anders, he isn't surprised at all and just tells him he already knew, after all he has been helping mages escape for years and many of them told him of the abuses they suffered at the hands of the templars and even the clergy while in the circle. He just wanted someone else to know, someone who wasn't a mage. He wanted another witness to what is really happening since no one believes him or just thinks he is whining and blowing a few harsh words and slaps out of proportion.

Bonus:

-When Varric's people deliver their reports the refuse to return to the circle or even speak about the things they had witnessed ever again. They could barely write their reports.

-Varric get physically ill reading the reports and it takes him multiple tires to read them all and even then he can't read them word for word.

-If Fenris accidentally reads the reports thinking they are reading lessons that Hawke had Varric put together for him.
--After reading he at first thinks they are stories of escaped slaves until Varric explains what they really are and that the people in those reports aren't free. Fenris' reaction is up to A!A.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:varric  character:anders  character:misc_mage(s)  kink:abuse  kink:torture  kink:non_con 
february 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Varric + homesickness
The only time Varric has really been away from Kirkwall before is his ill-fated expedition to the Deep Roads, but then Cassandra takes him to the Conclave and he spends easily a year helping the Inquisition in Haven/Skyhold/Orlais/anywhere but Kirkwall.

Kirkwall may be a crazy blood mage-ridden shithole with terrible statuary and an army from Starkhaven at its doorstep, depending, but it's Varric's home that he loves a lot. I'd love a story about his homesickness, set either during Inquisition or when he returns home between Inquisition and Trespasser.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:varric 
february 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Cassandra/Varric Fuck or Die
Can someone please do the fuck or die trope with these two? I don't care what form it takes - curse, torture, demons, whatever. I just want to see these two secretly pinning for each other and being forced to have sex. Squicks: bathroom stuff and brutal non-con.

Stuff that would be cool to see:
Varric feeling guilty about it and desperately trying not to enjoy it
Cassandra saying or moaning his name at some point during
An audience
Ending on a lighter note - fluff heartily accepted but if that's not your thing I just don't want anyone to actually die or for them to hate each other after.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:cassandra  character:varric  pairing:cassandra_varric  relationship:het  kink:fuck_or_die  kink:dub_con  kink:non_con  kink:pining 
february 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Inquisitor Varric
(Idea shamelessly ripped off from the prompt above.) What if Varric was the one to stumble across the Divine and get the anchor? "No shit, there I was at the Conclave..." Mostly because of how much it would flummox Cassandra, who wasn't really planning this when she kidnapped her favourite romance author Hawke's associate.

I'm not sure if she would be more suspicious or less suspicious of the Herald at first if he was Varric instead of a random stranger. Maybe she would think Hawke or Anders (if he's alive) was involved? Or maybe she'd decide that Varric was the one responsible for the Chantry bombing after all, and that he'd framed Anders?

I'm curious about Varric's reaction, too, of course. I don't remember the game ever talking that much about his religioius beliefs. How would he react to becoming the [alleged] Herald of Andraste? And what outrageous lies will he spin?
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:varric 
january 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: The beginnings of Hawke and Varric
I haven't seen any fic that covers Hawke and Varric's first meeting (or what he knew about her before their first meeting, considering how suspiciously smooth it was, and how eager he was to have her on board), or the first time Varric writes stories about Hawke, or the first time Hawke finds out about stories he's written about her.

I prefer Hawke is female and the fic is shippy, but I will be happy regardless.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_female  character:varric  pairing:f!hawke_varric  relationship:het 
january 2017 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: f!Hawke/Varric, a twist on fake relationship
To get Hawke out of a dangerous situation, Varric pretends she is his sex slave. Hawke is surprised, but she's as good at winging things as he is. They end up either having to keep up the pretence longer than expected or to repeat it multiple times. They kinda enjoy it wayyyy more than they meant to. End with Hawke/Varric for real?

(only caveat: the real relationship can't be 24/7 D/s, thanks)
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_female  character:varric  pairing:f!hawke_varric  relationship:het  kink:pretend_relationship  kink:slave 
january 2017 by dragonage_kink
F!Hawke/Varric, Untitled, 10/?
Rather than mercenary work or smuggling, Hawke ends up working at the Blooming Rose. There, she meets a certain dwarf, and a friendship grows into more.
prompt:filled  fanfic:unfinished  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_female  character:varric  pairing:f!hawke_varric  relationship:het  kink:prostitution  kink:friendship  kink:romance 
december 2016 by dragonage_kink
M!Trevelyan/Varric, "Forced Proximity", 1/1
A structure of questionable integrity falls atop Varric and Trevelyan, trapping them in rubble until their companions can free them. An uncomfortable situation is made awkward when Varric's mouth ends up in a very interesting place.

At: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8612875
prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_male_inquisitor  character:trevelyan  character:varric  pairing:m!inquisitor_varric  pairing:m!trevelyan_varric  relationship:slash  kink:humor  kink:awkwardness  kink:forced_proximity  kink:blowjob 
november 2016 by dragonage_kink
F!Inquisitor/Many, "Winter Lady", 10/10
To the surprise of all, the Herald is an Avvar woman barely of age who serves a fertility goddess. As part of her practices, she is meant to bare a child with Lowland blood for her tribe. She immediately sets upon this task, earning her scorn from the more prudish members of the Inquisition and the adoration of those she heals through their interludes. This grows only more complicated as months go by without becoming pregnant and she finds herself falling in love.

At: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8365000/chapters/19161703
prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  dragon_age:inquisition  character:gen_female_inquisitor  character:misc_avvar(s)  character:iron_bull  character:varric  character:cullen  character:blackwall  character:solas  character:sky_watcher  character:carver  character:hawke_male  relationship:het  kink:breeding 
october 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Gen, Dagna presses Varric for a dwarf's perspective on the Fade
(Because dwarves getting involved in Fade shenanigans is my heroin...)

Varric likes to tell stories, but one thing (admittedly among many things) that he never talks about, if he can help it, is the Fade. He was (for the purposes of this prompt) present for both the quest in Dragon Age 2 and the one in Inquisition, which means he's been to the Fade twice more than practically any dwarf he's ever heard of...

Dagna is determined to get that story out of him if it kills her.

(Would love to read literally anything like this, be it comedy, angst or horror.)
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:dagna  character:varric 
october 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Cassandra, Varric, sharing a horse
(Brought to you by the fact I just figured out I could put companions on the mount and Varric is comically tiny)

Varric, for obvious reasons, has never been on a horse before. Dennet exclusively breeds large, strong warhorses. So when he hands out mounts to the Inquisitor and party it becomes rapidly apparent that Varric is not going to be able to ride solo.

The Inquisitor and the fourth companion are both passable but not great riders. Cassandra, being the best rider of the lot, is by default the one who ends up sharing a horse.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:cassandra  character:varric  pairing:cassandra_varric  relationship:het 
october 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: F!Hawke/Varric angst
My birthday is this Friday and I'd like to request a fill from those sadistic A!As running about!

I so badly want some F!Hawke Varric angst. Not super picky, but would like something in something of the following vein:

+ Hawke and Varric forced to fuck. Any reason, but I would prefer they not reveal feelings until after. Eg: Varric thinks he is raping Hawke. Sex pollen, knifepoint, trying to get her out of a shitty situation, anything will do.

+ Hawke tortured in front of Varric, or Varric forced to torture her. Could be some Carta or Coterie dwarves are trying to send him a message, might be that the templars are sick of the champion strutting around in hightown like she owns the place and finally teach her a lesson.

Would PREFER hopeful ending, but if you hate happy endings and love writing torture, I'd like to read your torture <3
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:hawke_female  character:varric  pairing:f!hawke_varric  relationship:het  kink:angst  kink:non_con  kink:torture 
october 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Varric/F!Hawke, Survival
Varric and Hawke are left behind in the Fade together and have to work together to survive.
+sharing body heat
+he tells her stories
+lots of hurt/comfort
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:hawke_female  character:varric  pairing:f!hawke_varric  relationship:het  kink:hurt_comfort  kink:huddling_for_warmth 
october 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Time-travel, Do-over with a Twist
Through whatever hand-wavy magic you like, Inquisition-era Hawke, Varric (maybe post-Abyss where Hawke was left in the Fade) or Cullen are offered the chance to prevent the events that sparked the mage civil war. They will be sent back in time to Kirkwall with the means to separate Anders from Justice, and hopefully prevent him from blowing up the Chantry.

The catch, however, is that removing Justice from Anders will require the time-traveler to offer themselves as a vessel instead.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:varric  character:cullen  kink:time_travel 
september 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Varric; Fade mishap(s) leaves him alienated from other dwarves
Ever since being dragged along on a mission into the Fade, Varric has been...different. A connection was forged where it hadn't exist before. Maybe he's started dreaming and the creatures of the Fade find his sleeping mind very interesting. Maybe other dwarves just find him disquieting for no reason they can identify, making them uncomfortable or even hostile around him (and Dagna, for all of her out of the box thinking, isn't an exception).

Whatever it is, it's left him feeling alienated from other dwarves.
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:varric 
september 2016 by dragonage_kink
Anders/Fenris, "So There Was This Love Story...," 1/1
Hawke never meant any harm—she was just trying to do something nice for her friends. But when one of her mad magical experiments goes wrong, it somehow ends with both Anders and Fenris utterly convinced that they've been married to each other for the last four years. They're definitely going to kill her when they find out. If they find out.

On AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8104237
prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  dragon_age:2  character:anders  character:hawke_female  character:fenris  character:merrill  pairing:anders_fenris  pairing:f!hawke_merrill  kink:humor  kink:amnesia  kink:fluff  kink:magical_mishap  character:varric  relationship:slash 
september 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Fenders-Slight AU. Fenris is unhappy with Varric for The Champion of Kirkwall
I have seen several prompts and a couple of stories where Hawke was never real, the Champion of Kirkwall was just a story created by Varric and the other companions.And this reminded me of a few other prompts where the Hero of Ferelden is actually "Hawke". So that gave me an idea for a prompt which evolved into this: This is going to take a bit to explain[...]
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:inquisition  character:anders  character:fenris  character:varric  pairing:anders_fenris  relationship:slash  fanfic:au 
september 2016 by dragonage_kink
Carver/Merill, "The Courtship of Daisy and Junior", 23/23
Set near the beginning of Act 2. Following the trip to Chateau Haine with Carver, Isabela hatches a plot to matchmake the templar with Merrill. Varric bets that it won't work, while Merrill has no idea what's going on. Will Carver manage to win Merrill's heart? Or will Isabela lose her bet?

At: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7859593/chapters/17947240
prompt:filled  fanfic:finished  character:carver  character:merrill  pairing:carver_merrill  relationship:het  character:isabela  character:varric  kink:matchmaking  dragon_age:2 
september 2016 by dragonage_kink
UNFILLED: Context for joke
write a fic that incorporates the following joke: "Hey Curly, what do Kirkwall mages find funny?"

Cullen: "I...don't know. they didn't exactly share their laughter with the Templars.

Varric: "Gallows humor."

Anything goes. any setting, any circumstances, any and all witnesses or none at all.

could also take place during Inquisition
prompt:unfilled  dragon_age:2  character:cullen  character:varric  kink:humor 
september 2016 by dragonage_kink
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