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今年も平谷村役場裏のひまわり畑で撮影しました。
撮影した殆どの写真が変顔の自分。
いちばんまともな顔の写真を…。
どこにいるかわかりにくいですが…。
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We are having a bit of a fig situation here.
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"I put my hammer down," Thor said, "knowing only someone worthy could lift it,"
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"Would a wo…
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There is not a damn thing I can do today to fix the latest crop of misery, so I will tell you that there are hummin…
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In 18th century English, a ROIT was a troublesome cow—one that was prone to wandering off or making a great deal of…
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星がキレイに見える村、阿智村の花火大会に来ています。
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Seriously How amazing! THESE WOMEN joining the MARVEL UNIVERSE ! and Natalie Portman as Lady THOR! Some of my a…
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Vegas area lost and found pets get a lot of discussion on the Nextdoor app. I would definitely try th…
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I remember when was up for a SciFi role and the producer said: “We can't use you because there are no M…
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This is how octopuses use camouflage in the wild
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This is how I always want to respond to this shit when I’m told I’m “too old”.
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Visitors to experienced a rare treat today- a enjoying a little shade in the Visitor Ce…
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We have been enjoying this Chinese Multicolor Spinach! What have you been enjoying from your garden?!
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Jeffrey Glenn Miller * Allison Krause * William Knox Schroeder * Sandra Lee Scheuer * Dean Kahler
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In less than two years I've gone from sleeping in shop doorways and eating out of bins whilst off my head on crack…
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I struggle to think of something meaningful to say about the latest in , and all I can think is in…
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Hi, I'm Stephanie and I suffer from major depressive disorder and imposter syndrome.

I also just defended my PhD a…
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The demon appeared in the summoning circle.
"Cool!" one of the astronauts said.
"We have summoned you," the other s…
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april 2019
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this is a hard thread to write.

i am on a plane bound for chicago, then i fly to st. paul, where i will sit in gi…
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Interested in what it really means to provide abortion care?

Interested in hearing what the doctors and nurses and…
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This goldentail moray (Gymnothorax miliaris) knows how to banana 🍌
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Me, teaching: *effortlessly pulls up words and patterns from Polish, French, Japanese, Lardil, Tonkawa, to illustra…
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"why won't this animal let me touch it all the time? what a selfish beast."

hey i wonder if this says something ab…
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Epitokes! They are the detached rear halves of polychaete worms which solely focus on reproduction. Each is full of…
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Several months back answered a CRITICAL question about squid farts for my 6 year old.

She saw t…
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On the sidewalk behind an old couple. He was holding the umbrella over her:
LITTLE OLD LADY: My mama always said st…
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OH BOY OH BOY.
I just got the results back from my class' foray in sequencing fish samples. ARE YOU READY? They're…
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8yo (just now): You know GitHub?
Me: ... ??? You know about GitHub?
8yo: Yes, you are always on it. I was wondering…
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All I’m getting from this is that strippers have the same body strength as trained soldiers
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I’m an Engineer who loves America.
I just figured something out I want to talk about it.
Let's talk about weaponi…
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The pentragram on the floor was smudged, the candles unlit. A demon appeared. "Hello, are you free?" it said.
The m…
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TIL local Peregrine falcons consider chicken salad on croissant a prey item.

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Never seen the DC political climate turn so quickly so anti-Saudi as we have now after 's murder.

This m…
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In one week the SR 87 interchange will close at I-10 so crews can complete a new interchange and connect SR 87 with…
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. Either request an investigation into Dr. Ford's claims; OR find a nominee that is above reproach.…
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Q: But ice isn't really a mineral!
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Think about this next time you order from Amazon -- this is part of how their profits are used.
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If a drug company said “We made a product. We think it will help but we have done zero studies, not even animal dat…
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As I hoisted my own luggage into the trunk, my very Polish cab driver, impressed, shouted, “STRONG GIRL!! FARM??” A…
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The Root Vegetable Circus descends upon tonight, disrupting an otherwise lovely autumnal desert evening.…
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"Take me to your leader," the alien said.
"I have none," said the cat.
"Are you the leader?"
"Nah. Go bother some h…
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I managed to go all day - - ALL DAY - - avoiding knowing what this was about. I dodged and dodge…
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It sounds like toddler logic. Pouting. This is the problem with toxic forms of masculinity--we've allowed…
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september 2018
Kingfisher Feathers: This Vote Is Legally Binding
❤️❤️❤️ I have your poem saved in my Favorites because I tweet its link so often:
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The spirit of the forest looked at the town, and waited, patiently.
When the town was old and large enough, its spi…
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On the bus today:
Random Man: what r u reading?
Me: lecture notes
RM: what class r u taking?
Me: I’m teaching psych…
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september 2018
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Without the uniform we'd be talking aboutt 's murder as the result of a home invasion instead of whateve…
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I uh... have a... *special* relationship with Eris because of a similar event, except it was phrased as "B…
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I feel a little sad that people are surprised you look like your portrait 'toon -- _of course you do_. Dr…
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Things you do not want to do on --

Poke youself with the fork that stirred sauerkraut.

Read the n…
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MONDAY. This whole week? Give yourself permission to suck. Care less. Take some fucks out of your fuck basket. Some…
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Morning. Elon Musk hitting a blunt on a podcast, while Telsa drug tests its workers, highlights the fact that marij…
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Data asking Worf to take care of Spot and saying to “tell him he is a pretty cat, and a good cat” is like the most…
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Things I want to know right now:
* Where are all my clothes hangers?
* Why does the last 10% of an illness take A…
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Jon Kyl (R), former U.S. Senator from Arizona, has been appointed to the late John McCain's seat:…
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I was filling in my lottery ticket when a note suddenly appeared, with numbers and "play these", in my handwriting.…
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OH:
WOMAN1: It's like the fake news. Not the real news that gets called fake news, but the actually fake news that…
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What's living in the Baltimore harbor? How can we grow blue crabs in the lab? How do heat shock and cold shock infl…
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I told my mom about my plans for next Saturday and she was like "this is why you're single", because she still does…
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Are you leaving the Playa with an unwanted bike? Drop it off at so Kiwanis Bike Program can pick them…
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The emphasis on STEAM-based skills comes after Girl Scouts USA announced its plan to inaugurate 30 badges that will…
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A complete outrage: 2 Reuters journalists who uncovered a massacre in Myanmar have just been sentenced to 7 years i…
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"So she opened the third box of pasta, and-"
"More caterpillars?"
"More caterpillars."
"Jesus! She go…
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We were just by the park -- no sign of air support -- is that because of airport proximity? Also, are…
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Hey & -- no one can attend this EX Raid due to Sunset Park being closed by a man hunt fo…
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In Opinion
Op-Ed contributor Allyson Hobbs writes, "The joys of 'just going' that the Beat Generation novelist Jack…
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My most vivid memory of our own meal moth infestation was when little pink caterpillars began raining d…
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TIME TO UPDATE THE OL' ENEMIES LIST

it now includes CATERPILLARS

get ready to hear the tale of my date last night…
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I was walking back to my apartment after tanning at the pool and I passed a porch with a few (very drunk) guys on i…
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Don’t let this get buried. This is “the first time that a sitting president has asserted executive privilege under…
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This lady was being so rude to me in the grocery line so rather than say anything to her, I invited everyone behind…
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This afternoon I released a baby Softshell Turtle that hospital crew successfully raised after extrac…
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I usually find the English language painfully boring, but then I found out someone invented a term for "fear of pal…
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the way lesbians are seen as man haters by virtue of being lesbians but gay men are absolved of their misogyny beca…
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