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RealClearReligion - Quit Thinking School Prayer Is Banned
Which is sooo close to being correct. The court actually prohibited mandatory school prayer. And that one word makes all the difference. (See: Twain, Mark on lightning-bug vs. lightning.)
perry  religion  morons  prayer  school 
december 2011 by deusx
Why SOPA endangers America's Internet leadership
America's position of influence over the Internet economy is a valuable form of "soft power." If the US government uses this power judiciously, it can ensure that the Internet evolves in ways that serve US interests.

Instead, American policymakers are rapidly squandering this soft power by giving US law enforcement agencies—and, under SOPA, even private copyright holders—free rein to exercise this power with minimal judicial oversight. The US is home to many of the world's leading search engines, advertising networks, and credit card payment networks. These firms not only serve the US market, they are also widely used overseas. If the US begins to use them as pawns in its war against file-sharing, foreigners and their governments will become more reluctant to rely on them.
politics  internet  sopa  morons 
november 2011 by deusx
Fox News Viewers Know Less Than People Who Don't Watch Any News: Study
Dan Cassino, a political science professor at Fairleigh Dickinson, explained in a statement, "Because of the controls for partisanship, we know these results are not just driven by Republicans or other groups being more likely to watch Fox News. Rather, the results show us that there is something about watching Fox News that leads people to do worse on these questions than those who don’t watch any news at all."
foxnews  politics  morons 
november 2011 by deusx
How Pizza Became A Vegetable Through The Magic Of Influence-Peddling
On Tuesday, Congress decided that pizza is a vegetable. I have to imagine that this news instilled confusion in many Americans, as many Americans are (a) familiar with pizza, (b) familiar with vegetables and (c) sane.
politics  food  fda  pizza  morons  lobbyists 
november 2011 by deusx
Fox News successfully creates climate confusion, but only among conservatives
A while back, a memo surfaced that reportedly came from a Fox News executive, in which he directed his staff to always present opposing views on something we can essentially regard as a fact: our planet has been getting warmer. There has been plenty of anecdotal indications that this strategy has been carried out, including a truly bizarre incident in which Bill Nye, on the channel in order to discuss volcanic activity on the Moon, was asked if these volcanoes raised doubts about climate change.
republicans  politics  climatechange  conservatives  morons  fox  foxnews  climate 
november 2011 by deusx
Iowa Poll: Many think Cain’s 9-9-9 plan would help them | Iowa Caucuses
The bottom line: A family with an income level of $40,000 to $50,000 would pay $3,407 more a year in taxes, while families making $500,000 to $1 million a year would pay on average $80,315 less, according to the Tax Policy Center.
morons  politics  taxes  republicans  cain 
november 2011 by deusx
Lawmakers reaffirm 'In God We Trust' as U.S. motto - Wire - Lifestyle - bellinghamherald.com
"I think we know by now that this Congress likes God. Can we move on?" said the Rev. Barry Lynn, executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State.
politics  morons 
november 2011 by deusx
Tossed cart hit philanthropist - NYPOST.com
"Friends of both boys’ families insisted they’re good kids."

Yeah, good kids who almost murdered a lady.
pranks  morons  kids 
november 2011 by deusx
Nobody could've predicted that slashing budgets crashes economies
They kept spraying water on the wood, but they just couldn't get the fireplace started
economy  politics  morons  from google
september 2011 by deusx
Daily Kos: Bartlett:  Teabaggers Totally Ignorant About Taxes
"So my conclusions: The ignorance (willful or otherwise) is deep. The anger (justified or otherwise) is high. Teabagger solutions are silly at best and dangerous at worst. But what bothers me more is that our side has been so woefully inadequate at laying out these facts. These are not sophisticated concepts and the words can be small."
teaparty  teabaggers  taxes  politics  morons  from delicious
march 2010 by deusx
Cox, McMillin woo reform foes with legal foolishness | freep.com | Detroit Free Press
"As a candidate for his party's gubernatorial nomination, Cox has every right to pander to the Tea Party adherents many believe will play a decisive role in August's Republican primary. As Michigan's top law enforcement officer, he should know better than to pursue his specious claim that Congress has exceeded its constitutional authority."
michigan  healthcare  reform  morons  politics  from delicious
march 2010 by deusx
Facebook Wants to Be Your One True Login
"@David, it's real. We've determined by looking at our traffic stats that people are doing Google searches for "facebook login" and coming upon RWW. They see the FB Connect button and assume that RWW is the "new Facebook."

Sigh.

The Internet Is Hard."
shambling  hordes  of  morons  facebook  rww  blogs  search  from delicious
february 2010 by deusx
GPS-led travel goes amiss; 3 Ore. parties rescued - Yahoo! News
"If you are following your GPS and all of a sudden you find yourself in the middle of nowhere with snow all around, don't go there. Turn around."
gps  maps  driving  morons  from delicious
january 2010 by deusx
Tea Party Protesters Protest D.C. Metro Service - Washington Wire - WSJ
In case it's not clear: These nutters are complaining that government services weren't expansive enough to accommodate their protest of expansive government services. "Rep. Kevin Brady asked for an explanation of why the government-run subway system didn’t, in his view, adequately prepare for this past weekend’s rally to protest government spending and government services. Seriously."
morons  teabaggers  politics  dc  funny  conservatives  fail  teaparty  from delicious
september 2009 by deusx
Pictured: The battered and bruised face of a burglar who got on the wrong side of a 72-year-old former boxer | Mail Online
"The blows were so powerful that McCalium, who had just lunged at Mr Corti with the knife, was left looking like he had been in 'a car accident'."
funny  burglars  crime  boxers  morons  facebook  lol  haha 
july 2009 by deusx
Tax Tea Party Time, Part Two - Forbes.com
"People should remember that while they have the right to their opinion, they are not entitled to be taken seriously. That only comes from having credibility gained by the correct presentation of facts and analysis and a willingness to be even-handed--criticizing one's own side when it is wrong and not only speaking up when the other party does the same thing."
economy  taxes  teaparty  opinions  morons 
april 2009 by deusx
Will Obama Break Up Google? (GOOG)
I hope not. Google's not a monopoly - it's got plenty of lesser competitors. They just happen to be really successful. It's easier to live Google free than MSFT free. "Obama's pick to head the Justice Department's antitrust unit, Christine Varney, believes that Google has a monopoly in search and will soon have a monopoly in cloud computing and that the government should act aggressively to prevent monopolies. So will she try to break Google up?"
morons  google  web20  monopolies 
february 2009 by deusx
kewlchops: Not quite what I had in mind.
""I'll just get straight to the point. You've been affected by the layoffs." ... I watched as my access to various parts of the guts of Flickr fell away. I noticed how naturally I searched for any and all bits I could think of, just in the hope that it still existed. But no. I was shut out entirely within about 14 hours of the phone call. ... I was beginning to feel humiliated, particularly given what I was up to. You know, being in Taiwan at an international conference to talk about my work."
flickr  yahoo  layoffs  morons  yahoo!  georgeoates  economy  jobs 
december 2008 by deusx
Right Wing Watch: The Dangers of Auto-Replace
"automatically replacing any use of the word “gay” with the word “homosexual” in any of the AP stories they run … leading to instances in which proper names are reformatted to meet their ridiculous standard"
news  wingnuts  morons  homosexuality  gay 
july 2008 by deusx
The Chemistry Set » How I Lost My S#?! at the Apple Store
Guy can't read a manual; can't find a Torx driver; can't Google for it; freaks when the Apple Genius Bar charges a $30 stupidity tax; and is amazed that things come from Taiwan. It's somehow Apple's fault, and worth drawing a comic to bitch about it.
morons  comics  apple 
july 2008 by deusx
'Cool Cash' card confusion - News - Manchester Evening News
"I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it."
morons  lottery  via:imajes 
november 2007 by deusx
Video - Airbag puts an end to this moron's family tree - ToxicJunction.com
"This gentleman does the world some good by putting an end to his gene pool."
airbags  morons  owmyballs 
july 2007 by deusx
stereogum: Coachella: Rage Fans Didn't Like Crowded House
"would any of these kids respond, even in passing recognition of the tune? And they responded alright. With a water bottle straight to Neil Finn's head!"
music  sad  crowdedhouse  coachella  morons 
may 2007 by deusx
LSD as Therapy? Write about It, Get Barred from US :: News :: thetyee.ca
"Now I am being seen as one of those drug users, perhaps an addict, perhaps a dealer, one can't be sure. In the matter of a second, I became powerless, whatever I said wasn't going to be taken seriously. I was labeled, sorted and disposed of. Dismissed."
us  immigration  warondrugs  drugs  morons  dhs  sad 
april 2007 by deusx
US teen jailed for school's daylight-saving cock-up | The Register
"In fact, because the school had not reset the clock on the hot line, which continued to show Eastern Standard Time, officials and police failed to spot that the bomb threat had actually come in at 4:17am - more than an hour after Webb's innocent call."
morons  school 
april 2007 by deusx
Mooninites coming to Hub: Theaters ‘toon’ out Tom’s plea - Local & Regional - BostonHerald.com
"If it was banned in Boston it would get bigger numbers nationally because it would be front-page news."
boston  mooninites  morons 
april 2007 by deusx
Internet Access CAPTCHAs
"I'd also like to see certain people on the Internet prevented from doing certain things. You know, like: logging onto the Internet."
funny  captchas  morons 
april 2007 by deusx
Dems abandon war authority provision - Yahoo! News
"Top House Democrats retreated Monday from an attempt to limit President Bush's authority for taking military action against Iran as the leadership concentrated on a looming confrontation with the White House over the Iraq war. "
democrats  failures  morons  politics  disappointments 
march 2007 by deusx
Schneier on Security: Is Everything a Bomb these Days?
From a comment: "Ignore then, laugh at them, try to understand them, but for gods sake do not give them a victory."
terror  bombs  morons  terrorists  boston 
february 2007 by deusx
Thomas Menino is an incompetent coward - August J. Pollak - xoverboard.com
"There is no excuse for blaming Turner Networks, Adult Swim, and especially a single 27-year-old, for the overzealousness of Boston's government and the news media."
athf  turner  marketing  boston  morons  overreaction  131 
february 2007 by deusx
MAKE: Blog: UPDATED: Aqua Teen Hunger Force LED art shuts down Boston
"Even if it was just something random, it sort of shows the folly of our security-obsessed world when a fictional martian can set a major city on high alert."
athf  art  fear  turner  911  morons  overreaction  131 
february 2007 by deusx
Turner Broadcasting "regrets" Boston security scare - Yahoo! News
"Turner Broadcasting apologized on Wednesday for a marketing campaign that sparked Boston's biggest security scare since the September 11, 2001, attacks -- closing bridges, shutting major roads and putting hundreds of police on alert. "
athf  turner  overreaction  fear  morons  911  131 
february 2007 by deusx
YouTube - Banana suit fire
"this guy puts rubbing alcohol and lights himself on fire"
fire  bad  video  morons 
december 2006 by deusx
Wired News: The Day the Music Died
Ha-ha, in the comments: "Seriously, I thought Wired had hip, knowledgeable writers. When did they start an open exchange policy with Reader's Digest?"
morons  oldpeople  music  comics  columns  wired 
october 2006 by deusx
Important Notice: Lik-Sang.com Out of Business due to Multiple Sony Lawsuits
This makes me sad: "Lik-Sang.com, the popular gaming retailer from Hong Kong, has today announced that it is forced to close down due to multiple legal actions brought against it by Sony"
sad  gaming  lawsuits  sony  morons 
october 2006 by deusx
Great Falls Tribune - Lawmaker fires back at governor‘s comments on age of Earth
"A Republican state lawmaker is criticizing Gov. Brian Schweitzer for comments he made to a newspaper here about the lawmaker‘s belief that the planet is not millions of years old."
religion  evolution  science  geology  morons 
october 2006 by deusx
Need to Know - PostGlobal
"the Bush administration sees diplomacy as something to be engaged in with another country as a reward for that country's good behavior. They seem not to see diplomacy as a tool to be used with antagonistic countries or parties"
morons  bush  politics  war  iraq  korea 
october 2006 by deusx
Web site says liberals beat student GOP leader; police say no
"Police: Student picked fight with friends at party, got punched"
morons  republicans  politics  fights  annarbor 
september 2006 by deusx
Static Electricity Gas = Bad
"This is why you should never get back in your car while pumping gas. Could have been much worse."
video  gas  fire  morons  sweaters  staticelectricity 
september 2006 by deusx
Boing Boing: Amazon Unbox to customers: Eat shit and die
"Amazon's new video-on-demand store may sound like a good idea, but once you take a look at the "agreement" you enter into by giving them your money, that changes."
copyfight  amazon  unbox  video  morons  failures  drm  mpaa 
september 2006 by deusx
IR // News // Burns urges Schweitzer to take steps already taken
“Sen. Burns has a lot of important things (he’s) doing in Washington, D.C.,” he said. “So maybe the things we’ve already been doing on the fires for the last 45 days, well, it just slipped by him.”
asses  politics  montana  morons  fire 
september 2006 by deusx
Rep. Harris Condemns Separation of Church, State
"Rep. Katherine Harris (R-Fla.) said this week that God did not intend for the United States to be a "nation of secular laws" and that the separation of church and state is a "lie we have been told" to keep religious people out of politics."
religion  christianity  harris  politics  nutjobs  crazies  morons 
august 2006 by deusx
"Ghost riding" becomes "dangerous teen car craze" | Leftlane News - Car News For Enthusiasts
"Ghost riding was started not to see people succeed, but to see people fail ... They want to see people run into trees, run over their foot."
ghostride  morons  cars  video 
august 2006 by deusx
Think Progress ‽ Rumsfeld: ‘I Have Never Painted A Rosy Picture’ About Iraq
"Here’s just a few of the “overly optimistic” comments made by Rumsfeld (and no, we did not have a “dickens of a time” finding them)"
rumsfeld  politics  war  iraq  morons 
august 2006 by deusx
Warrenellis.com ‽ John McCain On THE DAILY SHOW The Other Night
"In 2008 I want to see Arnold Schwartzenegger versus Jesse Ventura for the Presidency. And I want the debates to take place in a patch of desert, with a ring marked out with stones, see, and two swords thrown into the ring, and the music they always playe
ventura  schwartzenegger  potus  politics  morons  startrek 
july 2006 by deusx
infojunkies: AOL rep refuses to cancel customer's account, gets fired.
"An incredible video from CNBC shows an AOL customer trying to cancel his account, but a phone rep won't let him do it."
aol  customerservice  morons 
june 2006 by deusx
MacBookPro Burns Women's Leg, AppleCare Suggests "RTFM"
"Well if she's to insensitive to know her leg is burning, she has a different problem altogether."
funny  apple  morons 
may 2006 by deusx
Feds pounce on student 'ninja' - Peculiar Postings - MSNBC.com
"Agents misinterpret costume from University of Georgia Methodist event"
morons  terror  terrorism  security  ninjas  pirates 
april 2006 by deusx
Continuing Intermittent Incoherency » ajaxWrong
"A XUL app being billed as “Ajax” is just as laughable as a Flex or XAML app suddenly growing the same moniker. That it’s Mozilla’s walled-garden language doesn’t really excuse the gaffe."
ajax  xul  ajaxwrite  morons 
march 2006 by deusx
Boing Boing: NBC nastygrams YouTube over "Lazy Sunday"
"NBC issuing a C&D to YouTube makes about as much sense as NBC sending attorneys to the homes of every blogger or Livejournaler user who posted a link to a torrent somewhere -- not to mention the fan-made AIM icons and web banners."
copyfight  morons  nbc  youtube 
february 2006 by deusx
Ledger-Enquirer | 02/14/2006 | White House blames victim
"The White House blamed the 78-year-old man whom Vice President Dick Cheney shot during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas for the incident, as officials struggled Monday to explain why they waited nearly 24 hours before making the news public."
cheney  morons 
february 2006 by deusx
The Scientific Activist: Reporting from the Crossroads of Science and Politics: BREAKING NEWS: George Deutsch Did Not Graduate From Texas A & M University
"Through my own investigations I have just discovered that George Deutsch, the Bush political appointee at the heart of administration efforts to censor NASA scientists (most notably to prevent James Hansen from speaking out about global warming), did not
politics  bush  science  nasa  morons 
february 2006 by deusx
Kempa.com: Destroying History - Motown Building Razed for Super Bowl Parking
"Before demolishing the building, the city couldn't be bothered to remove these artifacts. All sorts of historically important ephemera, knowingly demolished." As if I didn't have enough reasons to despise the Super Bowl and the Mayor
detroit  morons  motown 
february 2006 by deusx
Cingular Patents the Emoticon :(
Bastards. Let's burn the patent office.
mobile  patents  morons 
january 2006 by deusx
USATODAY.com - A false Wikipedia 'biography'
What a whiny moron. He took the trouble to call an ISP and report abuse, but the ass couldn't find the "edit" button and D.I.Y.?
wikipedia  morons 
december 2005 by deusx
Locked doors thwart Bush's bid to duck question - Yahoo! News
'"I was trying to escape. Obviously, it didn't work," Bush quipped, facing reporters again until an aide rescued him by pointing to him toward the correct door.'
bush  morons  funny 
november 2005 by deusx
Zone-MR.NET: MoDaCo C550 Thief - PWN3D
"Moral of the story - even if you're enough of a cunt to steal from a charity raffle, don't be fucktarded enough to steal a phone from a community of phone experts."
funny  morons  mobile  phones  hardware 
november 2005 by deusx
Boing Boing: Sony releases de-rootkit-ifier, lies about risks from rootkits
"This component is not malicious and does not compromise security." And this lamprey on your neck sure does mean well.
security  copyfight  drm  sony  morons 
november 2005 by deusx
EducationGuardian.co.uk | Worldwide | Intelligent design opponents invoke US constitution
"Anti-evolutionists claim that the site breaches the American constitution on the separation of church and state because it links to religious organisations which believe faith can be reconciled with Darwin's theory of evolution, reported the website Insi
morons  kooks  christianity  religion  creationism 
october 2005 by deusx
Boing Boing: TiVo won't save certain shows or allow moving them
"I sold my TiVo when I left California. You can be goddamned sure I won't be buying another one. Ever"
tivo  pvr  copyfight  morons 
september 2005 by deusx
Condi Returns to D.C. After Bloggers and 'Post' Expose Vacation
"All day Thursday, from the New York Post to several popular blogs, Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice came under attack and ridicule for having fun in Manhattan while New Orleans sank and exploded in violence."
bush  neworleans  vacation  travel  condoleezarice  morons  politics  disaster 
september 2005 by deusx
Show Me the Science - New York Times
"If intelligent design were a scientific idea whose time had come, young scientists would be dashing around their labs, vying to win the Nobel Prizes that surely are in store for anybody who can overturn any significant proposition of contemporary evoluti
morons  creationism  intelligentdesign  science  religion  christianity 
august 2005 by deusx
Regret The Error: Fox pundit's mistake terrorizes family
"Both have issued apologies Fox in a one-line statement to the Los Angeles Times and Loftus in an e-mail to the family after being contacted by the newspaper. The Voricks say they have yet to see or hear a correction."
foxnews  morons  terrorism  media  war  republicans 
august 2005 by deusx
Wired News: Feds Urge Delay for '.xxx' Domain
"We are, to say the very least, disappointed that concerns that should have been raised and addressed weeks and months ago are being raised in the final days."
pr0n  porn  icann  morons  fundies 
august 2005 by deusx
TimesDispatch.com | iBook sale erupts in chaos, stampede
"Even before the gates opened, the atmosphere turned surly, with people yelling at police officers who were trying to keep the crowd civil." SURLY.
ibook  apple  stampede  morons 
august 2005 by deusx
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