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IN ORDER OF HOW MUCH I WANT THEM, AND WITH LINEBREAKS BECAUSE OTHERWISE THIS WILL BE AN UNREADABLE WALL OF TEXT

1) A FIC THAT STARTS RIGHT AFTER SEASON THREE THAT ACCOUNTS FOR THE WEIRD GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS VIBE OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP BY INTERPRETING THE CONVERSATION WHERE HARDY SAYS HE WAS WORKING ON HIS MARRIAGE WHILE HE WASN'T CONTACTING ELLIE TO MEAN HE COULDN'T BOTH WORK ON HIS MARRIAGE AND BE IN CONTACT WITH HER AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE HE'S VERY IN LOVE WITH HER AND KEEPS WAITING TO GET OVER IT EXCEPT HE NEVER DOES AND INSTEAD PINES WHILE FEELING EXTREMELY PATHETIC AND SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT HOW HE'S BEHAVING TOWARDS HER.

2) UNDERCOVER AS A COUPLE FOR A CASE WHERE SHE FEELS WEIRD ABOUT HOW NOT WEIRD IT FEELS AND HE FEELS WEIRD ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LIKES IT AND AT SOME POINT THEY HAVE BAD IDEA SEX WHILE ESSENTIALLY ROLEPLAYING THEIR FAKE LIVES TOGETHER AND HE FREAKS OUT.

3) SOMEONE WITH A LINGERING GRUDGE GOES AFTER HARDY AND ELLIE GOES A LITTLE INSANE ABOUT IT, BUT IN A WAY THAT GIVES HIM A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT PARTNERSHIP AND HOW MUCH SHE HAS HIS BACK AND HE CAN RELY ON HER.
BROADCHURCH  HARDY/MILLER  HET  PINING  UNDERCOVER  FAKERELATIONSHIP 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3239
I DON'T SHIP IT GENERALLY, BUT I WOULD ABSOLUTELY READ A TROPEY FIC ABOUT HER BEING CLARE'S FAKE PROM DATE AND THE MISUNDERSTANDING AND ULTIMATELY FEELINGS THAT ENSUE.
DERRYGIRLS  ERIN/CLARE  LADYSLASH  FAKERELATIONSHIP 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3238
I'M JUST FINISHING UP WATCHING STRANGER THINGS S3 RITE NOW, AND AM HAVING A STRANGE CRAVING FOR A FIC WHERE THE MIND FLAYER WINS, TAKES OVER THE EARTH AND REMAKES IT IN HIS IMAGE. THEN, IN THE FUTURE, EXTRATERRESTRIALS DISCOVER THE PLAGUED EARTH AND THE HORROR IT HOSTS. IDK WHY I WANT IT, BUT IT COULD BE GRATE AND HORRIFYING.
STRANGERTHINGS  GEN  AU:CANON 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3238
I WANT MOAR MEMERS TO WRITE FIC ABOUT HIM BEING A FUCKING WEIRDO, I CAN RLY ONLY THINK OF ONE. // I WANT A MEMER TO WRITE FIC ABOUT ANDRETH READING THE BACK ISSUES OF MORTALOGY MONTHLY. // LOL I WOULD ABSOLUTELY READ THAT FIC TOO. SHE WOULD BE SO MAD AND THEIR CONVERSATION ABOUT IT WOULD TAKE YEARS BECAUSE HE'D KEEP LEAVING IN THE MIDDLE. // MEME MAKES ME IMAGINE HIM NARRATING HUMAN DOCUMENTARIES LIKE A VERY SPARKLY ATTENBOROUGH.
TOLKIEN  FINROD/HUMANS 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3239
LOL SRSLY. I ALWAYS THOUGHT MAYBE THEY'D REVEAL THE CRACK WENT THROUGH HER AS WELL AND AFTER THAT EP I WANTED TO WRITE A FIC WHERE SHE LEARNS HOW TO CONTROL IT AND ENDS UP IN THE FUTURE RUNNING A LITTLE AGENCY THAT FINDS LOST THINGS AND STEALS TIME.
DOCTORWHO  AMY  GEN 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3239
MEME, I AM WATCHING NAKED AND AFRAID AND NOW ALL I WANT OUT OF LIFE IS A PARKS AND REC FIC WHERE LESLIE AND CHRIS TRAEGER DO ONE OF THE SHORT CHALLENGES.
PARKSANDREC  ROADTRIP 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3240
THE THING ABOUT DERRYGIRLS COUSINFUCKING IS THAT IF MICHELLE ACTUALLY RLY ENJOYED IT, SHE'D BE SO FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT THAT BUT ALSO UNABLE TO STOP. // LOL SHE'D BE FURIOUS BUT ALSO IMMEDIATELY START PLOTTING COMPLICATED PLOTS TO LURE HIM INTO DOING IT AGAIN. // THAT'S WHY IT'S GRATE. ALSO BECAUSE IT WOULD FOR SURE BE A STOP MAKING LOVE TO ME WHILE I'M TRYING TO FUCK YOU SITUATION.
DERRYGIRLS  MICHELLE/JAMES  HET 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3236
HE AND JEEVES WOULD GET ALONG SMASHINGLY, Y/Y/MFY? // MFY. THEY WOULD TALK ABOUT SPINOZA AND CUFF STARCHING FOR HOURS. // HONESTLY I'D PREFER THE OPPOSITE FRANDSHIP ARRANGEMENT. JEEVES AND CROWLEY SHARE A TALENT FOR RESCUING AND A HATRED FOR SPIFFING TARTAN ANYTHING, WHILE BERTIE'S EXACTLY THE TYPE TO POP OFF TO PARIS FOR SOME CREPES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TERROR. LOL IT'S THAT THING I KEEP SEEING ABOUT PEOPLE MAKING AZIRAPHALE'S STUFFINESS OUT TO BE VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD, WHEN IDT IT IS.
GOODOMENS  JEEVESANDWOOSTER  CROSSOVER 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3236
I WOULD READ CROWLEY/BERTIE AS THEY FAKE A RELATIONSHIP TO EXTRACT ONE OR BOTH OF THEM FROM UNDESIRABLE ENGAGEMENTS. BERTIE IS LIKE "THIS IS HOW WE DO IT" AND CROWLEY DECIDES IT PROBABLY COUNTS AS FERMENTING DISCORD.
GOODOMENS  JEEVESANDWOOSTER  CROWLEY/BERTIE  CROSSOVER  FAKERELATIONSHIP 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3237
APPARENTLY I WOULD READ MAGLOR/MAEDHROS IF IT HAPPENED IN EXACTLY THAT PARTICULAR ABYSS OF DESPAIR, AFTER GIVING UP THE BABBIES AND RIGHT BEFOAR THEY GO TO CLAIM THE SILMARILS THEY EXPECT TO DIE RECLAIMING.
TOLKIEN  MAEDHROS/MAGLOR  DUDESLASH  INCEST 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3238
BROADCHURCH AU WHERE THEY GO TO A CEREMONY HELD TO HONOR THEM AS THE BEST COPS IN BRITAIN AND THEN THEY BANG. // LOL I FINALLY ACCEPTED THAT ALL I WANT IS FIC WHERE HE CRIES IN HER ARMS, AND IDT I'M LIKELY TO GET THAT.
BROADCHURCH  HARDY/MILLER  HET 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3240
fun fact in the french dubbing of good omens crowley pushes aziraphale against the wall not because he called him nice but because he called him a good boy // I FEEL THIS ONLY WORKS BECAUSE YOU KNOW CROWLEY WENT HOME AND WAS CONFUSED AND TURNED ON WHILE REPEATING THAT PHRASE TO HIMSELF. // IT'S ALSO BECAUSE HE DOES WANT TO BE GOOD FOR AZIRAPHALE AND IS MAD ABOUT IT. // >:9999999 I WOULD READ A MILLION WORDS ON THIS.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3238
NOW I WANT A FIC WHERE HE GOES BACK TO THE DEATH STICKS DUDE INTENDING TO COMMIT SUICIDE VIA PARTY DRUG AND INSTEAD JUST GETS RLY HIGH BECAUSE OF JEDI METABOLISM OR WHATEVER, FUCKS A LOT OF STRANGERS, AND ULTIMATELY BECOMES A DOPER PERSON.
SW  OBI-WAN  GEN 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3234
ANTHONY IS MY MOON, ALTHOUGH I DO REALLY WANT FIC WHERE AZIRAPHALE >:( ABOUT HOW LONG IT TOOK CROWLEY TO TELL HIM. // LOL I WANT FIC WHERE HE EXAMINES THE MONA LISA UP CLOSE AND FIGURES IT OUT, AND IT BRINGS UP SOME OLD FEELINGS ABOUT LENNY NARDS.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  LENNYNARDS 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3236
I WANT FIC WHERE EVERYONE STILL THINKS THEY'RE BONING AND THEY'RE SO DOMESTIC AND MARRIED THAT NO ONE CAN BE CONVINCED OTHERWISE AND THEN ELLIE GETS A DATE AND HARDY LOSES HIS MIND.
BROADCHURCH  HARDY/MILLER  HET  PINING 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3236
BEDSHARING AND/OR HUDDLING FOR WARMTH, WITH A DELICIOUS SIDE OF H/C BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO THEM? // DO IT. THEY CAN GET STUCK IN SOME SHED SOMEWHERE DURING A STORM BECAUSE HARDY ROLLED HIS ANKLE. IMAGINE HOW GRUMPY HE'D BE. // HE'D BE SO GRUMPY *___* AND ELLIE WOULD YELL AT HIM FOR BEING A CARELESS IDIOT AND THEN THEY'D ATTEMPT TO SLEEP IN OPPOSITE CORNERS OF THE SHED, BUT IT'S FREEZING AND THEY VERY RELUCTANTLY DECIDE THEY NEED TO HUDDLE TOGETHER, AND THEN ACCIDENTAL GROPING AND TENTATIVE KISSES AND BANGING.
BROADCHURCH  HARDY/MILLER  HET  H/C  BEDSHARING  HUDDLINGFORWARMTH  CANADIANSHACK 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3237
I REALLY WANT FIC WHERE THEY HAVE TO GET MARRIED FOR DIPLOMATIC REASONS.
SHE-RA  CATRADORA  LADYSLASH  ARRANGED-MARRIAGE 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3240
ALL I WANT IS SLOW, COZY COTTAGE FIC WHERE CROWLEY GARDENS AND AZIRAPHALE READS. // I ALSO WANT FIC WHERE CROWLEY COMES TO TERMS WITH HIS MOMMY ISSUES AND RELAXES SLIGHTLY ABOUT THE PLANTS. ALTHOUGH I ADMIT I REALLY ENJOY FIC WHERE HE'S TERRORIZING THEM AND AZIRAPHALE FINDS IT LOLDORABLE.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  CURTAINFIC 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3240
LOL I DO ACTUALLY WANT SPECIFICALLY POST SEASON THREE FIC THAT DEALS WITH HIM LEAVING AND COMING BACK AND EXPANDS MORE ON THEM BOTH BEING SINGLE PARENTS.
BROADCHURCH  HARDY/MILLER  HET  BABBYFIC 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3232
I MAKE NO PROMISES, BUT CAN MEMERS HALP ME THINK OF SOME LOLZY SHORT SHEITH FIC IDEAS? // ONE OF THEM IS A CAT NOW. // maybe something with some wacky altean wedding custom allura and whathisface are forcing on them. // AND THERE ARE CATS.
SPACE.CATSTACKING  SHEITH  DUDESLASH  ARRANGED-MARRIAGE  BODYSWAP  TIMETRAVEL  POSTCANON 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3232
LOL IAWTC. FINGON HAVING AN INKLING AND USING IT TO SPIN AN ELABORATE, SPITEFUL FANTASY OF YELL-SEDUCING MAEDHROS AWAY FROM HIS SHITTY DAD TO DRIVE HIM ACROSS THE ICE I LIKE. FINGON BEING ABANDONED BY HIS HUSBAND FOR HIS SHITTY FATHER-IN-LAW HAS NO LOLS, ONLY AWFULNESS. // SPEAKING OF FIC MEME WOULD WRITE ME IN MY DREAMS, A FIC ABOUT FINGON'S VARIOUS SPITEFUL, HORNY FANTASTIES DURING THE HELCARAXE WOULD BE AMAZING
TOLKIEN  MAEDHROS/FINGON  DUDESLASH  PINING  HATESEX 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3232
THE IDEA OF A COUPLE PRETENDING TO DATE BY GOING ON A ROAD TRIP WHERE A STORM FORCES THEM INTO A CANADIAN SHACK THAT HAS ONE BED AND NO HEAT BUT DOES HAVE A SURPRISE BABBY THAT ONE OF THEM TRIPS OVER, INJURING THEMSELVES AND POSSIBLY LEADING TO A CONCUSSION AND SYMPTOMS LIKE DREAMSHARING AND GETTING STUCK IN A TIME LOOP THAT'S ONLY BROKEN WHEN THEY WAKE UP MARRIED IS MAKING ME LOL LIKE A SOCIOPATH.
FORCEDINTIMACY  FAKERELATIONSHIP  ROADTRIP  CANADIANSHACK  BEDSHARING  HUDDLINGFORWARMTH  BABBYFIC  DREAMSHARING  AU:GROUNDHOGDAY  WOKEUPMARRIED 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3231
WHY ISN'T THERE FIC THAT RLY GRAPPLES WITH THE FACT THAT THEY WERE ALL LAUGHING AS THEY TOOK THEIR OATH? // LOL I THINK THEY'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE SHIT IS TERRIBLE AND THEY'RE LAUGHING IN DEFIANCE OF IT AND BECAUSE THEY THINK THIS OATH IS A GRATE IDEA. LOL I JUST THINK I WANT A FIC THAT IS ABOUT THE MOMENT THAT EACH OF THEM BECOME DISILLUSIONED WITH THE OATH.
TOLKIEN  GEN 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3231
I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST STAYED UP UNTIL 4:30 IN THE MORNING WHEN I HAVE WORK TOMORROW TO WATCH THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE. /o\ I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK FOR IT FOR YULETIDE BECAUSE NOW I WANT A FIC ABOUT CHRISTABELLA AND HER RELATIONSHIP WITH THE DEVIL THROUGH THE AGES, BECAUSE I THINK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO INFER FROM HER "I'VE WAITED SUCH A LONG TIME FOR YOU, KEVIN" AND TURNING INTO A MUMMY AFTER KEANU SHOOTS HIMSELF THAT THE DEVIL'S BEEN ARTIFICIALLY EXTENDING HER LIFE, POSSIBLY FOR CENTURIES, UNTIL HE COULD BREED A SON WHO WAS A WORTHY CONSORT FOR HER.
DEVIL'SADVOCATE  CHRISTABELLA/KEVIN  CHRISTABELLA/THEDEVIL  HET 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3233
IC I NOW WANT A FIC ABOUT CROWLEY GOING FROM HAVING A CRUSH TO BEING COMPLETELY IN LOVE THAT FEATURES HIM BEING SORT OF IN DENIAL OF HOW BAD HE'S GOT IT UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE. // LOL INO THAT'S THE SHOW, BUT I WANT A FIC THAT'S FROM HIS POV THAT FEATURES HISTORICAL STUFF WE DIDN'T SEE IN THE SHOW THAT FEATURES THAT. MOAST OF THE HISTORICAL FICS EITHER STICK TO ERAS WE SAW ON THE SHOW, WHICH IS SAME-Y, OR HAVE CROWLEY AT THE HEIGHT OF HIS AZIRAFEELS FROM THE JUMP.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  PINING 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3231
FINROD DEFINITELY TURNS IT AROUND ON THAT WOLF HE BITES TO DEATH. // IT MAKES ME WANT FIC WHERE FINROD BECOMES A WEREWOLF THAT'S GOOD. // I THINK YOU MEAN AN ELFWOLF. // LOL THERE WOULD BE AN ABSOLUTELY TEDIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT WHETHER WEREWOLF WOULD WORK AS A TERM FOR HIM OR IF THEY NEEDED TO INVENT A NEW WORD.
TOLKIEN  GEN  AU  WEREWOLVES 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3223
WHAT ABOUT CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE TRYING TO THWART A LOCAL TEMPERANCE MOVEMENT BY GETTING EVERYONE REALLY DRUNK? // AZIRAPHALE FILLS IN FOR CROWLEY ON TEMPTING A TEMPERANCE LEADER AND IT'S THE LEAST BAD HE'S EVER FELT ABOUT IT. // CAN HE BE INCREDIBLY DRUNK WHEN CROWLEY SHOWS BACK UP?
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH 
august 2019
lol_meme | 3229
SHE LITERALLY COMPLAINED TO HER MOTHER THAT HER MOTHER WAS LIVING HER LIFE AND SHE WAS LIVING HER MOTHER'S. ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS HAVE HER STEAL BOTH THEON'S GOLD BAR AND MAGGIE'S HUSBAND'S DEED AND RUN OFF TO LOLMERICA. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GRATE AND IN KEEPING WITH CHARLOTTE'S CHARACTER. SHE DOES BIG FUCK YOU'S ALL THE TIME. IT'S HER THING.
HARLOTS  CHARLOTTE  AU  AU:CANON 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3228
WHAT I WANT FIC ABOUT IS THE LIES COMING BETWEEN THEM. LOL THAT DRAMATIC PERIOD AS ALL THE FEANORIANS MADE SWORDS AND THE FINGOLFINIANS AND FEANORIANS CLASHED IN THE STREETS. HOW DID THEIR DADS AND THEIR FACTIONS TEAR MAEDHROS AND FINGON APART? DID THEY FIGHT? DID THEY STOP TALKING BY THE EXILE, AND THEN DID FINGON LEAP INTO BATTLE LIKE AN IDIOT TO FIGHT AT HIS SIDE AT ALQUALONDE ANYWAY? // I WANT THEM GRUDGEFUCKING THROUGH THE LIES-OF-MORGOTH PERIOD.
TOLKIEN  MAEDHROS/FINGON  DUDESLASH  HATESEX  BITTEREXES 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3229
I WANTED TO WRITE FIC ABOUT CROWLEY FAILING TO SLEEP WITH VARIOUS HISTORICAL FIGURES BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT I DO ACTUALLY KIND OF SHIP CROWLEY/LENNY NARDS AND I THEM NOT BANGING WAS UNSATISFYING TO ME. // I STILL KIND OF WANT FIC WHERE CELLINI KEEPS TRYING TO SUMMON HIM BOTH TO ASK HIM QUESTIONS ABOUT THE FUTURE AND BONE HIM.
GOODOMENS  RPF  CROWLEY/LENNYNARDS  BENVENUTOCELLINI  DUDESLASH 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3229
I KNOW WE ARE ALL ABOUT CROWLEY CRYING HERE, BUT I KIND OF WANT A FIC WHERE CROWLEY GETS TAKEN BACK TO HELL, AND AZIRAPHALE'S PUNISHMENT IS LIVING WITHOUT HIM, WHILE CROWLEY'S PUNISHMENT IS BEING FORCED TO WATCH AZIRAPHALE MOURN AND NOT BEING ABLE TO DO ANYTHING TO HELP. AND THEN I WANT IT TO GET FIXED AND END WITH LOTS OF CRYING AND TENDER BONING.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3228
THE THOUGHT OF FINGON'S HORNY SPITEFUL ENERGY MAKES ME RLY WANT FIC WHERE HE'S STILL VERY HORNY AND VERY SPITEFUL AFTER FINDING OUT FEANOR IS DEAD, RESCUING MAEDHROS FROM THANGORODRIM, AND FINDING OUT MAEDHROS TURNED AWAY FROM THE SHIPBURNING, BECAUSE THAT KIND OF ENERGY DOESN'T JUST DISSIPATE OVERNIGHT, AND MAEDHROS SPENDS LIKE TEN YEARS PRETTY SURE HE'S BEEN DUMPED. // DO THEY BANG IT OUT ON THE HIMRING RAMPARTS? // HOBVIOUSLY.
TOLKIEN  MAEDHROS/FINGON  DUDESLASH  BITTEREXES 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3228
ARE THEY BITTER EXES WHILST ACCIDENTALLY ROADTRIPPING, OR HAVE THEY BOTH BEEN GUILTILY PINING FOR THE PAST MILLENNIA FOR THE COUSIN WHO CAN'T POSSIBLY BE INTO THEM BECAUSE, AGAIN, COUSINS? // I WANT BITTER EXES WHO ARE STILL GUILTY ABOUT THE COUSINS THING AND WORRY THEIR FATHERS' SUSPICIONS EXACERBATED THE SHITSHOW. // LOL NOW I'M IMAGINING THEM ANGRILY AGREEING THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN TOGETHER WHILE HIDING FROM A HORDE OF ORCS, AND THEN GUILTILY MAKING OUT BECAUSE THE FORCED PROXIMITY IS TOO MUCH TO BE BORNE.
TOLKIEN  MAEDHROS/FINGON  DUDESLASH  ROADTRIP  PINING  BITTEREXES 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3228
I THINK IF YOU WANTED TO DO THE FUSION YOU'D JUST HAVE TO LEAN INTO IT. RYAN IS AN EXTREMELY DUMB ANGEL NAMED RYAN. SHANE HAS BEEN IN LOVE WITH HIM SINCE HE GAVE AWAY HIS FLAMING SWORD. RYAN COLLECTS, IDK, SHOES OR HAUNTING MEMEROBILIA AND IS OBSESSED WITH GHOSTS, EVEN THOUGH THEY BOTH KNOW HUMAN SPIRITS DON'T LINGER ON EARTH, AND ALIENS, EVEN THOUGH THEY BOTH KNOW GOD ONLY PUT SENTIENT LIFE ON EARTH, AND DEFINITELY NEARLY GOT BEHEADED IN FRANCE BECAUSE HE WAS HUNGRY.
SPOOKYFUGGOS  GOODOMENS  SHANE/RYAN  DUDESLASH  AU  FUSION 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3228
I FEEL LIKE AZIRAPHALE BEING A LITTLE JEALOUS IS A THEME THAT DOESN'T GET EXPLORED ENOUGH IN FIC. HE DOESN'T LIKE HUMANS TOUCHING HIS BOOKS, THERE IS A 0 PERCENT CHANCE HE'S OK WITH CROWLEY'S THEORETICAL ALLEGIANCE TO THE FORCES OF HELL. // IAWTC, THOUGH HE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE HE'S ALLOWED TO HAVE A CLAIM ON HIM BEFORE THE APOCALYPSE. POST-APOCALYPSE, HE'S VERY MATTER-OF-FACT ABOUT CROWLEY BELONGING TO HIM, AZIRAPHALE, ON EARTH, AND ABSOLUTELY NO ONE ELSE, THANK YOU VERY KINDLY. LOL CROWLEY IS VERY FAKE CASUAL ABOUT IT LIKE "ARE YOU GOING TO BIND ME HERE WITH YOU, AZIRAPHALE?" AND AZIRAPHALE IS LIKE "DO YOU WANT ME TO?" AND CROWLEY'S LIKE "ACTUALLY YES >8'("
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3228
OH NO, THERE'S ONLY ONE HOTEL ROOM LEFT AND WE HAVE TO SHARE. THIS WAS RIGHT AFTER MILLER'S PEDO HUSBAND'S DEFENSE STARTS IMPLYING THEY'RE BONING DURING TRIAL. IDKY THROW THAT THERE AND NOT HAVE THEM FUCK AND BE HORRIFIED THAT THEY VALIDATED THE DEFENSE, THINK OF THE LOLS WE COULD HAVE HAD, CHIBNALL >>>>:(
BROADCHURCH  HARDY/MILLER  HET  BEDSHARING 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3228
LOL IF AZIRAPHALE WANTED HIM TO DOMINATE HIM, HE WOULD TRY SO VERY HARD TO DO IT, BUT IT WOULD BE A REAL STRUGGLE. AZIRAPHALE WOULD HAVE TO PROMPT HIM A LOT AND BE LIKE "WELL, HERE I AM READY TO DO YOUR BIDDING, OH WILY DEMON! WHATEVER WILL YOU REQUIRE OF ME!" AND CROWLEY WOULD BE LIKE "RIGHT, RIGHT, GET ON YOUR KNEES. DO YOU WANT TO GET ON YOUR KNEES? YES, OF COURSE YOU DO. THAT'S WHY YOU ASKED ME TO MAKE YOU. GET ON WITH IT THEN," AND AZIRAPHALE WOULD LEARN VERY QUICKLY THAT IF HE WANTS TO ENCOURAGE HIM HE CAN'T BE LIKE "OH YES, YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT THIS" BECAUSE CROWLEY WILL JUST BE NONFUNCTIONAL. // LOL I WOULD 1000000% READ ABOUT THE FIRST DOZEN TIMES THEY TRY TO HAVE SEX AND TOTALLY CAIL IT UP FOR VARIOUS REASONS.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  SEXNERDERY 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3228
LOL I DON'T THINK THEY WERE FUCKING WHILE PINING, BUT THERE SHOULD BE FUCKING WHILE PINING FIC WHERE AZIRAPHALE ASKS HIM ABOUT IT DURING SEX AND HE DOESN'T ANSWER BECAUSE HE'S SCARED TO ADMIT THERE'S NEVER BEEN EVERYONE ELSE AND AZIRAPHALE ASSUMES THAT IT MEANS THE ANSWER IS "EVERYONE, CONSTANTLY".
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  PINING  VIRGIN 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3228
SUDDEN DESIRE FOR SMALLVILLE FIC WHERE LIONEL FINDS BABBY CLARK AND HE AND LEX ARE RAISED AS BROTHERS.
SMALLVILLE  CLEX  DUDESLASH  AU:CANON  AU  INCEST 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3228
I WAS FURIOUS THAT I DIDN'T GET EVEN ONE FIC ABOUT HOW AS PRINCE OF ASGARD HE'S BEEN SAVING HIMSELF FOR MARRIAGE BUT THEN HE GETS DISOWNED AND FINDS HIMSELF AND BONES DOWN, AND THEN ONCE HE'S REINSTATED IT BECOMES A WHOLE THING. NOT EVEN ONE! // THOR/JANE HASTY MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE *________* JANE THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST HAVING A FLING WITH A HOT ALIEN BUT NOW SHE HAS TO MARRY HIM TO PRESERVE HIS HONOR *_________________*
MCU  JANE/THOR  HET  VIRGIN  ARRANGED-MARRIAGE 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3225
THIS IS THE BIT THAT MADE ME WANT FIC. VORONWE WAS SENT BY TURGON TO SAIL TO VALINOR AND DISAPPEARED LIKE ALL THE OTHERS HE SENT, BUT HE'S MAGICALLY RETURNED! WITH A MAN! AND ELEMMAKIL RECOGNISES HIS VOICE FROM AFAR BUT WON'T LET DOWN HIS GUARD OR BELIEVE IT UNTIL VORONWE SHOWS HIS FACE, AND IS SAD ELEMMAKIL HAS APPARENTLY FORGOTTEN HIM, BUT ACTUALLY ELEMMAKIL IS FULL OF FEELINGS, KNOWING THAT HE WILL HAVE TO DELIVER HIM FOR EXECUTION FOR DARING TO BRING TUOR TO GONDOLIN, AND HOW DARE VORONWE MAKE HIM DO THAT AFTER ALL THEIR LONG FRANDSHIP?
TOLKIEN  ELEMMAKIL/VORONWE  DUDESLASH 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3224
I WANT FIC OF WARLOCK AND ADAM BECOMING FRANDS AND ADAM BEING SURPRISED AT THE THINGS WARLOCK THINKS OF AS NORMAL, LIKE LULLABYES ABOUT PAIN AND CALLING ANIMALS BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
GOODOMENS  GEN 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3227
IT'S A VERY GOOD FIC, AND IT ALSO MADE ME WANT FIC WHERE AZIRAPHALE HAS BEEN COCKBLOCKING CROWLEY ACROSS THE MILLENIA AND PRETENDING IT'S FOR WORK. // HE SEES A WILE, HE THWARTS. IT'S HIS JOB.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3223
imagine being so in love in with a ridiculous, nervy dramatic failboat of a demon who was depressed about the Inquisition and wears sunglasses at night, that you think he’s actually a suave wily charmer looking to ravish you against a lamp post // THERE RLY NEEDS TO BE FIC ABOUT AZIRAPHALE'S OTT CROWLEY FANTASIES. // LOL Y. WRITTEN IN THE MOST BREATHLESS PURPLE PROSE.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  PINING 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3226
LOL THAT REMINDS ME BECAUSE AZIRAPHALE CAN SENSE LOVE AND CROWLEY KNOWS THAT, DOES HE EVER FEEL RLY SELF-PITYING BECAUSE IF AZIRAPHALE WANTED THEM TO HAPPEN, THEY'D HAPPEN? // I WOULD DEFINITELY READ A FIC WHERE CROWLEY INACCURATELY THINKS THAT AZIRAPHALE CAN'T SENSE LOVE FROM HIM BECAUSE HE'S LITERALLY NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  PINING 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3226
I DON'T MIND IF NATASHA SHARPENS KNIVES AND TRIES TO SET STEVE UP ON DATES, BUT JESUS, GIVE HER A HOBBY. I BET SHE KNITS AND LOVES INGMAR BERGMAN FILMS. SHE'S A PERSON WHO HAS HAD TO BUILD HER LIFE FROM THE GROUND UP. WHY WOULD CLINT BE IN THE VENTS ANYWAY? AND I WOULD ACTUALLY LOVE A FIC WHERE THOR TAKES A TOUR OF HUMAN JUNK FOOD. PUT SOME PEANUT BUTTER M&MS IN HIS FACE. // LOL I WOULD KIND OF LIKE TO GO BACK TO 2012 AVENGERS STYLE FICS ONLY WITH RAGNAROK WEIRDO THOR.
MCU  NATASHA  THOR  GEN 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3223
I HAVE YET TO SEE A FIC WHERE HE TRIES RO EXPLAIN IT TO CROWLEY WITH "I NEED TO BE INSIDE YOU" AND THAT IS A SHAME. // LOLOL HE WOULD. NOT ENOUGH FIC DOES STUFF WITH HIS UNFORTUNATE PHRASING. LOL LICK BUTT.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  BODYSWAP 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3221
PENEMUEL - FALLEN ANGEL WHO CORRUPTS MANKIND THROUGH WRITING. I'D READ A FIC WHERE CROWLEY IS DISTRAUGHT TO FIND THAT AZIRAPHALE HAS AN ACTUAL NEMESIS IN THIS ANGEL. // ONE DAY WHILE CROWLEY IS LOUNGING A BOOK DROPS THROUGH THE LETTER BOX OF THE BOOK AND AZRIAPHALE HAS A FULL ON HISSY FIT ABOUT THE TERRIBLE DEMONIC HORRORS WHILE CURSING FALLEN ANGELS IN BETWEEN REASSURING CROWLEY HE DOESN'T MEAN HIM. LIKE THAT BIT IN THE MUMMY WHERE EVIE AND JOHN AND BESMIRCHING LOLMERICANS AND KEEP REASSURING RICK THEY DON'T MEAN HIM.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3221
THE ONLY THING ABOUT ANGELFUCKING THAT I DON'T LIKE IS THE LACK OF CONFIDANTE CHARACTERS. SOMETIMES A CHARACTER NEEDS SOMEONE OTHER THAN THEIR PARTNER FOR A FRESH PERSPECTIVE, AND THEY DON'T RLY HAVE THAT BECAUSE THEIR SITUATION IS SO SINGULAR. // LOL I LIKE ANATHAMA AS AN ATTEMPTED CONFIDANT IN THOSE SITUTATIONS BECAUSE I DO NOT THINK SHE WOULD ACTUALLY BE HALPFUL AND IT WOULD BE LOLZY. // I'M ALRIGHT WITH MADAME TRACY FOR SIMILAR REASONS, BUT I THINK I LIKE HISTORICAL CONFIDANTS BEST. THERE SHOULD BE FIC WHERE CROWLEY DDS HIS ANGEL PROBLEMS TO LENNY NARDS.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  PINING  LENNYNARDS 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3219
LOL THERE RLY SHOULD BE FIC ABOUT MAGLOR'S NO GOOD, VERY BAD THIRTY YEARS IN CHARGE OF ALL THE FEANOR LOYALISTS WHILE HIS FAVORITE BROTHER IS UP A MOUNTAIN AND HIS WORST BROTHERS ARE MAD THAT HE'S OLDER THAN THEM.
TOLKIEN  MAGLOR  GEN 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3226
LOL NOW I WANT TO INCORPORATE CROWLEY COMING IN HIS PANTS WHEN AZIRAPHALE TOUCHES HIM, PRE-APOCALYPSE, AND BOTH OF THEM BEING UTTERLY MORTIFIED ABOUT IT FOR VERY DIFFERENT REASONS. POSSIBLY AZIRAPHALE IS SO TURNED ON HE ACCIDENTALLY MIRACLES AN ORGASM OUT OF CROWLEY AND HIDES FOR LIKE A DECADE. // LOL I WOULD READ THAT IF IT HAPPENED IN THE 50S AND THE YOU GO TOO FAST FOR ME IS THE NEXT CONVERSATION THEY HAVE.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  PINING  TOUCHSTARVED 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3225
I REALIZED TODAY THAT IF HEAVEN AND HELL ARE THE ONES WHO ISSUES AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY WITH BODIES, BEING DISCORPORATED IS DANGEROUS NOW THAT THEY'RE NOT ALIGNED WITH HEAVEN AND HELL. // LOL Y, I WOULD READ THE FIC WHERE ONE OF THEM GETS DISCORPORATED AND THE OTHER HAS TO GO ON A ROARING RAMPAGE OF REVENGE.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  REVENGE 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3225
INO MEMERS H VALIONR FIC, BUT I WANT SO MUCH ABOUT THEM BEING OLD ENOUGH TO TAKE UP SOME COURT AND DIPLOMACY WORK IN FINWE'S PALACE AND TO BE WORKING TOGETHER AND WANTING TO BANG, AND AS THEIR DADS START FEUDING MOAR AND MOAR.
TOLKIEN  MAEDHROS/FINGON  DUDESLASH  AU:POLITICS 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3224
IF YOU WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING WITH A PLOT, THEN EITHER REGENCY NANNY OR AZIRAPHALE ASSUMING THAT CROWLEY IS JUST OUT TO TEMPT LENNY NARDS BEFORE REALIZING THAT CROWLEY IN FACT LIKES HIM AND IS ALL *_____* ABOUT HOW CLEVER HIS INVENTIONS ARE AND FEELING SOME KIND OF WAY ABOUT IT. IF YOU DO NOT WANT PLOT, THEN JUST WRITE CROWLEY CRYING DURING SEX BECAUSE AZIRAPHALE HELD HIM DOWN AND SAID HE WAS GOOD.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  PINING  SEXNERDERY 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3223
LOL THIS MAKES ME THINK THAT AZIRAPHALE LITERALLY NEVER WENT TO CROWLEY'S PLACE BEFOAR BECAUSE I THINK CROWLEY WOULD BE TOO EMBARRASSED IF HE SAW ALL THAT. // LOL I WOULD READ A FIC WHERE THAT'S THE CASE AND AZIRAPHALE KEEPS GOING AROUND CROWLEY'S FLAT AND SEEING ALL THE THIRST FOR THE FIRST TIME. // DO WE EVER SEE HIS BATHROOM? THERE'S PROBABLY JUST A HUGE MOSAIC OF NAKED ANGELS IN THERE. // LOL AND HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO USE IT. HE JUST GOES IN THERE TO SIT AND CONTEMPLATE HOW MUCH HE WANTS TO BONE DOWN.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  PINING 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3223
I THINK HE WOULD IGNORE THE INTERNET EXCEPT FOR A VERY FEW THINGS THAT ARE NECESSARY TO HIM, LIKE WEBSITES FOR RARE BOOK DEALERS. HE WOULD FIND THOSE MARVELOUSLY USEFUL BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO TALK TO ANYONE AT ALL, AND HE WOULD WIN EVERY SINGLE AUCTION OR BID HE PLACED BECAUSE HE'D JUST OUTBID EVERYONE. LOL ANGELOFTHEEASTERNGATE WOULD BE INFAMOUS IN THE RARE BOOK ONLINE WORLD. // OR OTHER PEOPLE'S COMPUTERS WOULD MIRACULOUSLY CRASH RIGHT AFTER HE'D PLACED A GENEROUS BUT FAIR BID. // LOL AZIRAPHALE PROBABLY OCCASIONALLY HAS TO GO TO RARE BOOK CONVENTIONS OR MEET UP WITH OTHER DEALERS TO GET ACCESS TO BOOKS HE WANTS AND I WOULD READ A FIC WHERE CROWLEY TAGS ALONG TO ONE OF THOSE AND IS SHOCKED TO SEE THAT SIDE OF HIM.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3223
LOL I WANT THEM BONDING OVER THINKING NANCY IS VERY HOT WHEN SHE'S SHOOTING MONSTERS. ALSO MORE ROBIN AND STEVE BEING IN PERIL WHILE DUSTIN AND ERICA HAVE TO SAVE THEM.
STRANGERTHINGS  STEVE/ROBIN/NANCY  OT3 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3223
I'D WATCH SHORTS WHERE ROBIN AND STEVE KEEP GETTING AND LOSING JOBS THROUGH NO FAULT OF THEIR OWN. DUSTIN AND ERICA CAN CAMEO. // LOL THE TWO OF THEM IN AND OUT OF 80’S STORES WOULD KILL ME. VIDEO STORE. RADIO SHACK. SAM GOODY. LIMITED TOO. // ANYTHING WITH STUPID OUTFITS WOULD ALSO BE FINE BY ME.
STRANGERTHINGS  GEN 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3222
IH THAT I'VE BECOME THE KIND OF PERSON THAT WOULD READ FIC OF HIM AND ROBIN STRIKING OUT ON THEIR OWN SOMEWHERE LIKE LOL YORK, JUST BEING FRANDS IN THE BIG CITY, WITH NO SUPERNATURAL ELEMENTS WHATSOEVER UNLESS THE FICCER IN QUESTION WAS ABLE TO THINK OF A RLY GOOD ONE. :(
STRANGERTHINGS  GEN  AU 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3224
I'D READ FIC WHERE GIL-GILAD EAS FINGON'S SON AND MAEDHROS KIDNADOPTED HIM. // LOL M2. IN THAT UNIVERSE WOULD HE STILL KIDNADOPT THE TWINS AS WELL? BECAUSE JUST IMAGINE THOSE THREE BONDING OVER THEIR MUTUAL MURDERDAD
TOLKIEN  GEN  AU  BABBYFIC 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3224
What if Aziraphale actually meant Crowley's driving when he had said "You go too fast for me, Crowley" but Crowley thought he had meant that he was moving too fast in their relationship? // THAT'S A TERRIBLE TAKE, BUT I'D READ FIC ABOUT IT IF IT RLY LEANED INTO HOW DUMB THEY BOATH ARE.

LIKE AFTER THE LUNCH AT THE END OF THE SERIES, CROWLEY IS SAYS, "LET ME DRIVE YOU BACK TO MINE." AND AZIRAPHALE SAYS, "OH CROWLEY, YOU KNOW YOU GO TOO FAST FOR ME" AND CROWLEY'S HEARTBROKEN UNTIL HE ADDS, "I'LL JUST TAKE A TAXI AND MEET YOU THERE."
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3224
I WOULD READ HARLEY, PETER AND SHURI HANGING OUT AND BEING SCIENCE BROS BUT ALL THE FIC EVEN VAGUELY APPROACHING THAT IS UNIFORMLY TERRIBLE.
MCU  GEN 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3222
LOL CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BADLY THE SILMARILLION WOULD HAVE GONE IF MINI-ME WAS THE ELDEST SON? LOL HONESTLY IF ANY OF THEM WERE THE ELDEST EXCEPT MAEDHROS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EVEN MOAR OF A CLUSTERFUCK. // WELL NOW I WANT A FIC WITH A SHORT AU FOR WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THE OTHER BROTHERS WERE THE OLDEST INSTEAD.
TOLKIEN  AU  GEN 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3223
LOL APPARENTLY THEY'VE FOUND ROMAN COINS AS FAR AWAY AS THAILOLND AND NOW I WANT A FIC WHERE MARCUS AND ESCA TRAVEL TO SOUTHEAST ASIA. /o\
THEEAGLE  MARCUS/ESCA  DUDESLASH  ROADTRIP 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3222
LOL I JUST WANT MOAR FIC WHERE AZIRAPHALE SAVES CROWLEY PERIOD. // IAWTC, BUT I DON'T WANT IT TO BE ANGSTY THE WAY IT'S BEING WRITTEN NOW. I WANT TO SEE AZIRAPHALE BEING LOLDORABLE AND PUTTING ON SILLY COSTUMES AND FAKE ACCENTS TO TRY AND SAVE CROWLEY WHEN HE HEARS HE'S IN TROUBLE. IT ALWAYS WORKS, BUT IN THE SILLIEST WAY POSSIBLE, AND IT ALWAYS LEAVES CROWLEY GOING *__________*
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3222
LOL AZIRAPHALE BEING A LITTLE BIT OF A SNOB IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN CROWLEY IS A SNOB IS A DELIGHTFUL CHARACTER NOTE. THERE SHOULD BE FIC ABOUT HIS PERIOD OF MOURNING WHEN CROWLEY TRADED IN HIS GANGSTER SUITS FOR BLACK JEANS. // LOL HE MUST HAVE FOCUSED ALMOST ENTIRELY ON HOW HE DID NOT LIKE THE JEANS, BECAUSE IF HE HAD MENTIONED THAT HE THOUGHT CROWLEY LOOKED NICE IN A SUIT HE WOULD HAVE PREVAILED.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH 
july 2019
lol_meme | 3221
AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE. // I WOULD LEGIT READ SOME KIND OF FIC WHERE THEY WERE MEMORY WIPED AND PLACED IN REGENCY ENGLOLAND AND CROWLEY COURTED AZIRAPHALE WHILE AZIRAPHALE WAS SHOCKED AND DELIGHTED BY IT ALL. // I WOULD READ SO MUCH FIC WHERE THIS ISN'T CROWLEY'S FIRST TIME PLAYING A NANNY TO INFLUENCE SOMEONE IMPORTANT AND ON ONE OF THE GO AROUND A HE BUMPS INTO AZIRAPHALE AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP ATTRACTS SCANDAL AND RUMOURS. // MEMERS NEED TO WRITE ME THIS. LOL CROWLEY ORCHESTRATING IT SO AZIRAPHALE HAS TO PROPOSE TO SAVE THEM BOATH FROM SOCIAL RUIN. NOT BECAUSE CROWLEY GIVES A FUCK, BUT AZIRAPHALE RLY LIKES ALL THE CRAVATS AND DOESN'T WANT TO BE OUTCAST FROM SOCIETY.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  AU:HISTORICAL 
july 2019
lol-meme | 3220
I WANT TO READ ABOUT ONE OF THE PRIVATE FAMILY HOLIDAYS BACK IN VALINOR RIGHT BEFOAR EVERYTHING FELL APART AND FEANOR HELD HIS BROTHER UP AT SWORDPOINT. FINWE'S ALL :D? :D? THAT MOAST OF HIS FAMILY IS THERE, FEANOR AND FINGOLFIN ARE SECONDS AWAY FROM SLAPFIGHTING AT ALL TIMES, FINDIS WISHES THAT SHE'S STAYED UP THE MOUNTAIN OVER THE BREAK, AND ALL THE GRANDKIDS ARE RLY AWKWARD ABOUT EVERYTHING. FINFARFIN AND HIS KIDS ARE ALL ON THE BEACH.
TOLKIEN  GEN 
june 2019
lol_meme | 3220
NOW I DO WANT MEMEFIC WHERE AZIRAPHALE HAS AMNESIA AND ASSUMES HE'S HUMAN BECAUSE WHAT ELSE WOULD HE BE? // DOES HE ASSUME CROWLEY IS HIS BOYFRAND BECAUSE WHAT ELSE WOULD HE BE?
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  AMNESIA 
june 2019
lol_meme | 3219
I WANT FIC WHERE CROWLEY HATES AZIRAPHALE'S GARDENER LOOK, AND SPENDS ALL OF WARLOCK'S CHILDHOOD TRYING TO GET AZIRAPHALE TO SEE HOW TERRIBLE IT IS.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  UNDERCOVER 
june 2019
lol_meme | 3218
I'M NEVER GOING TO HAVE THE AMBITION TO WRITE THIS QUEEN IN THE NORTH SANSA TRAVELS TO THE RIVERLANDS WITH BRIENNE AND DISCOVERS A MISS HAVISHAMY LADY STONEHEART WITH NO LANNISTERS LEFT TO KILL, SO I'M JUST PUTTING THE IDEA OUT THERE.
GOT  SANSA  BRIENNE  POSTCANON 
june 2019
lol_meme | 3218
I WANT A FIC WHERE CROWLEY'S ATTEMPTS TO OPENLY WOO AZIRAPHALE ARE CONTINUALLY THWARTED BY HIS OWN INVENTIONS GETTING IN THE WAY.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH 
june 2019
lol_meme | 3218
DO I WANT FIC WHERE JOANLOCK FUCK ONCE AND THEN ACT LIKE IT'S NBD WHEN IT WAS A BIG FUCKING DEAL? YES. DO I ALSO WANT FIC WHERE SHERLOCK PINES FOR 18826382928 WORDS? ALSO YES.
ELEMENTARY  JOANLOCK  HET  PINING 
june 2019
lol_meme | 3214
I WANT FIC WHERE HE GRADUALLY SHIFTS HIS MISSION FROM BEACH WAILING TO LOWKEY INTERVENING POSITIVELY IN HUMAN HISTORY, EARNING FORGIVENESS FROM HIS DOOM IN THE PROCESS. SOMEWHERE, FINROD FEELS A PANG OF JEALOUSY HE CANNOT EXPLAIN.
TOLKIEN  MAGLOR  FINROD/HUMANS  OT3+ 
june 2019
lol_meme | 3218
MY BEATRICE AND BENEDICT BITTER EX FEELS ARE THAT THEY HOOKED UP IN A SIGNIFICANT BUT NOT POTENTIALLY BABBY FORMING WAY AND THEN PANICKED, BENEDICT BECAUSE HE WAS WORRIED HE'D RUINED HER REPUTATION AND HE'D HAVE TO MARRY HER NOW OR BE A CAD, AND OH GOD HE REALLY LIKES HER, BEATRICE BECAUSE SHE FELT SHE'D PUT HERSELF IN HIS POWER AND NOW HE'S FLIPPING OUT ON HER AND NOT BEING COOL. HE PROPOSES BUT IMPLIES IT'S A DONE DEAL FOR THIRD BASE REASONS, BEATRICE IS INSULTED AND TELLS HIM NOT TO DO HER ANY FAVOURS WHILE IMPLYING THAT HE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR IT TO COUNT ENOUGH TO OUTRAGE HER HONOUR, AND THEY BOTH AGREE TO NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN.
MUCHADOABOUTNOTHING  BEATRICE/BENEDICK  HET 
june 2019
lol_meme | 3218
IC I STILL WANT THE FIC WHERE THIS STARTED OUT AS A CON AND THEN BOB STOCKHOLMS HIMSELF INTO REAL FEELINGS FOR PETE. LOL IT'D BE LIKE HOW MEME REACTED TO BOBETE.
MADMEN  BOBETE  DUDESLASH 
june 2019
lol_meme | 3218
LOL I DEFINITELY LIKE THE IDEA OF FINGON BEING UNCOMFORTABLY TURNED ON BY HIS SHORT HAIR. ESPECIALLY FINGON BEING UNCOMFORTABLY TURNED ON IF MAEDHROS LETS HIM TRIM IT. // LOL I WOULD READ A FIC WHERE RIGHT BEFOAR MAEDHROS AND HIS BROTHERS LEAVE, MAEDHROS GOES TO FINGON AND ASKS HIM TO GIVE HIM A HAIRCUT. IDEALLY, THEY HADN'T BANGED YET, AND MAEDHROS FLINCHES WHEN FINGON TOUCHES HIM, AND FINGON THINKS IT'S BECAUSE OF TRAUMA. FINGON IS ALSO VERY UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HOW MUCH HE LIKES IT AND HOW MUCH HE LIKES THAT MAEDHROS TRUSTS HIM OF ALL PEOPLE TO DO IT.
TOLKIEN  MAEDHROS/FINGON  DUDESLASH 
june 2019
lol_meme | 3218
I JUST WANT ONE FIC WHERE AZIRAPHALE RESCUES CROWLEY FOR SOMETHING AND CROWLEY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIMSELF. LOL IDEALLY THIS WOULD BE SET AT THE TIME THAT AZIRAPHALE GOES FOR THE ARRANGEMENT, SO HE SAVES CROWLEY AND THEN SAYS YES TO IT.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH 
june 2019
lol_meme | 3218
MUCH ADO WOULD BE BETTER IF BENEDICK AND BEATRICE DID ACTUALFAX EAT CLAUDIO’S HEART IN THE MARKETPLACE, THOUGH.
MUCHADOABOUTNOTHING  BEATRICE/BENEDICK  HET  AU:CANON 
june 2019
lol_meme | 3217
SUDDENLY I WANT FIC WHERE CROWLEY TRIES GOING TO THE SUSHI PLACE IN AZIRAPHALE'S BODY, OR TO ANY OTHER RESTAURANT WHERE THEY KNOW AZIRAPHALE AND LIKE HIM, AND THE CHEF ASKS HOW MR. CROWLEY IS TODAY AND IT BECOMES HOBVIOUS TO CROWLEY THAT AZIRAPHALE TALKS TO HIS HUMAN FRANDS ABOUT CROWLEY ALL THE TIME, HE CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT HIS FRAND CROWLEY, AND ALL THE CHEFS IN THE CITY KNOW ABOUT AZIRAPHALE'S REPRESSED PINING AND HAVE PERIODICALLY TRIED TO HALP WITH MIXED RESULTS. THEY ALL ALSO THINK CROWLEY IS MUCH SUAVER AND MOAR COOL THAN HE RLY IS.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  BODYSWAP 
june 2019
lol_meme | 3216
GRATE, NOW I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE R&G AU >:( // LOL ON THE ONE HAND, IT MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK PRETTY WELL. ALL THE ABSURDIST CONFUSION ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AND WHERE THEY ARE AND HOW THEY GOT THERE COULD EASILY BE HEAVEN OR HELL MESSING WITH THEM. ON THE OTHER HAND, I CAN'T EVEN DECIDE WHICH ONE OF THEM IS CROWLEY. ON THE THIRD HAND, NO ONE KNOWS WHICH ONE IS ROSENCRANTZ, EITHER, AND CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE ARE SWAPPING BODIES ALL THE TIME!

LOL THIS WON'T BE DIFFICULT TO WRITE AT ALL! /o\
GOODOMENS  ROSENCRANTZANDGUILDENSTERNAREDED  AU 
june 2019
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